MJTV: Froggy Phone Freak OUT!
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00:00Don't, hey, don't, hey!
00:03He just picked up.
00:07I told you I was going to break something.
00:09I told you.
00:11Froggy, stop!
00:15I'm going to need you to intervene.
00:17Okay.
00:18I'm going to need you to act as a restraint device.
00:20Okay.
00:21Dude, why are you going to piss me off?
00:23What's going down?
00:24What, who says it's Froggy?
00:25Oh, I, other time.
00:26You said it was Froggy.
00:27You said it was earlier.
00:27That's right, earlier in the week.
00:29Who says it's Froggy?
00:30You, you hump.
00:31I did.
00:32Early in the week, I did.
00:33On Monday, I said that something could happen Tuesday or Wednesday on the show.
00:37So, Froggy, which iPhone do you have?
00:41Would you like?
00:42I don't know, an old one.
00:43Let me see which one they have.
00:45Let me see.
00:46I think it's an iPhone 8.
00:47This is an iPhone 8.
00:49Is it an 8?
00:50Or a 7.
00:51All right.
00:52When did they get rid of the button?
00:54I'm holding Froggy's iPhone.
00:55I can't believe you just gave me your phone.
00:57Give me a back.
00:58Fester, give me a back.
00:59You need to hold on.
01:00MJ, Fester, I'm going to...
01:01Will Smith?
01:02Will Smith?
01:03Hold on.
01:03Don't Will Smith me.
01:04I will Will Smith.
01:05Just hold Froggy for a minute.
01:06MJ, I'm telling you.
01:07Just bear hug him.
01:08MJ, just hold on.
01:09Hold on.
01:10Just calm down.
01:11Just, all right, hey.
01:12God, he's so strong.
01:14Grab the microphone.
01:15I can't breathe.
01:16All right.
01:16So, Fester, don't choke off his air supply.
01:18All right, all right, all right.
01:19All right, Fester...
01:19Why are your hands wet?
01:20All right, Fester is holding Froggy.
01:23I don't want a full Nelson.
01:24I'm going to fold Nelson.
01:25All right, I have Froggy's iPhone 8.
01:27First of all, why do you have an iPhone 8?
01:30Why can't you buy an iPhone 8?
01:30Just be careful with that.
01:31I'm not going to break it.
01:33All right, folks, here's what I'm going to do.
01:36I've got a little issue with Froggy because Froggy is on...
01:38I'm fine.
01:38You don't have to hold me.
01:39Froggy is on this phone nonstop.
01:41I've got business for Froggy fixtures.
01:43Froggy is selling shelves during the entire morning show.
01:47Whenever I look over, is he focusing on the show?
01:49No, he's like, he's got spreadsheets and he's working on shelves.
01:52It's Excel.
01:53For a shelving business.
01:54Excuse me, I need to close this gap a little more.
01:58So here's what I'm about to do.
01:59Don't break it!
02:00I'm not breaking it.
02:01What are you going to do?
02:02Hang on a minute.
02:03I want to show everybody this.
02:05And if you're watching MTV, MJ TV.
02:08No, don't put it in that thing.
02:09I saw that thing.
02:10That's for cookies.
02:11That's for fat guys.
02:12Fester, hold him.
02:13Fester, go back and hold him.
02:14Do not put it in there.
02:15All right, here's the deal.
02:17God, I'm going to break.
02:19I swear to God, dude.
02:20Michelle gave me this as a birthday gift.
02:23It is.
02:23And Froggy, you said you've seen this before?
02:26I've seen it on Shark Tank.
02:27This was on Shark Tank?
02:28Yeah, it's for fat guys to keep their cookies in it.
02:30It is a lockbox.
02:32I think.
02:32It is a digital lockbox.
02:34It is made of unbelievably high-strength plastic that you can't get into.
02:39MJ, if you put my phone in there, I'm going to break a lot of stuff in here.
02:44It has a digital display, and you can select days, hours, minutes, or seconds on how long
02:51the box remains locked.
02:52So you lock your cell phone up so you stay away from it.
02:55Well, I think it's for food.
02:56I think it's like the kitchen box or something.
02:58But I'm like, Michelle gave me this for my birthday.
03:00I'm like, I'm going to put Froggy's cell phone in here every morning.
03:03No, you're not.
03:04At 6 a.m., I'm going to require Froggy's phone to go into the lockbox, and it's going
03:08to be set for like three hours and 50 minutes.
03:10No, you can't.
03:11I have a meeting.
03:12I say, here's the deal.
03:13At 9.
03:14All right, what time is it?
03:15So it is now.
03:15It's 7.43 right now.
03:17MJ, don't do that.
03:18So I'm going to, faster, don't go over here.
03:20I'm going to break stuff.
03:20I'm setting the box for two hours.
03:22No!
03:23You can't!
03:23The box will open.
03:25Watch my armpit!
03:26The box, I'm holding the, by the way, I'm holding it up on MJTV.
03:29So you can see this right now.
03:30MJ.
03:31If you want to look at the video later.
03:32If you can't watch live right now, you can watch the video later if you go to mjmorningshow.com.
03:37This is the box, and it's a very high-quality, thick plastic box with a lid with a little
03:44wheel, and then you set the time that you want the box to lock.
03:48So you put something in the box, and then the box doesn't open up until the timer ticks
03:51down.
03:52I set it for two hours.
03:53No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
03:55I'm putting Froggy's phone, hang on a minute, let me show everybody.
03:58You'll get it back at 9.45.
04:00I'm putting Froggy's phone inside the box.
04:03MJ.
04:03I'm now putting, I'm now putting the lid on the, hold him.
04:06Oh my god, he's got my leg!
04:08Faster, he's got my, he's got my, he's got my, I'm pushing it!
04:12I started it!
04:13It is starting!
04:14Five, four, three, two, one, oh!
04:20No!
04:21You actually, you made me slip.
04:23I put it on three days accidentally.
04:28Froggy tried to climb under the counter and grab my legs.
04:31MJ?
04:32All right, it's, it's not three days.
04:34All right, it's, you actually added an extra minute.
04:37It's two hours.
04:38It's, your phone cannot come out of the box.
04:42It's, hey, you know what, dude!
04:44He's banging, he's breaking shelving in here.
04:47Dude, you just broke it, it's stuck!
04:50It'll never open now!
04:51Oh my god!
04:52Get it out!
04:53Dude, you made it worse!
04:54Hold on, no, wait, no, no, hang on a minute.
04:56MJ, get it out of there!
04:58Hold on, I, it'll open up in two hours and 20 seconds.
05:01No, come on!
05:03All right, Froggy's.
05:04I got stuff to do!
05:05Froggy's phone is inside, Froggy, you just smashed my, my device.
05:10All right, listen.
05:11You smashed it against a piece of furniture in here.
05:13Hold on, Froggy, two hours, 20 minutes, what's that?
05:15No, I have a meeting at nine.
05:18We're on the radio show at nine.
05:19We're on the radio until 9.50.
05:21We're doing a commercial break.
05:22Oh my god.
05:23All right, Froggy.
05:25Do a radio show until 9.50.
05:27All right.
05:30Don't, hey, calm down, Froggy.
05:31No, hey, don't, hey!
05:34Oh my, he just, he just picked up.
05:38I told you I was going to break something!
05:40Hey, Froggy!
05:41Froggy, stop!
05:44Froggy just picked up a fan and smashed it to bits!
05:47That is the only thing.
05:49See?
05:49What'd I tell you?
05:51This is your fault.
05:53That is Mason's most prized possession.
05:55That's Mason's fart fan.
05:57Yeah, that's what it is.
05:58It's a toot fan.
05:59Is it really?
06:00He blows it right to Kathy.
06:01I don't know.
06:02I told you, man.
06:03You pissed me off?
06:05Something's going to get demolished?
06:09The box, the box will open up in one hour.
06:13Oh my god, come on, I have a meeting at nine!
06:15Froggy Fisher's meeting!
06:16We're on the air at nine.
06:18During the commercials, I have to call somebody about something.
06:20Look how twitchy he is.
06:22Guess what?
06:22Your phone will be available in one hour, 59 minutes.
06:26Can you see this on the display?
06:29Is it clear?
06:30This sucks.
06:31We have 58 and 50 some odd seconds.
06:33Froggy smashed the box against a piece of furniture also and dented in the whole top.
06:37I hope this thing doesn't malfunction.
06:39Well, he probably did more damage to his phone locked in the secure case.
06:44Oh, Froggy just walked out.
06:47Oh my god, Froggy just walked out.
06:49Was that bad?
06:51He can't take it.
06:52I mean, hold on, listen.
06:53Roxanne, he's on the phone the whole show.
06:55I know he is.
06:57He's got business to do, I guess.
06:59Yes, cool.
06:59That's the thing.
07:00Didn't we have a whole segment one time about nomophobia?
07:03Maybe Froggy's got the nomophobia.
07:05The fear of being without your phone.
07:06Well, hold on.
07:07He definitely does.
07:07Hold on, Pat.
07:08Hold on, what?
07:09Hold on, Pat.
07:09Our traffic guy's outside.
07:10Come on inside, Patty.
07:11Hold on, Pat.
07:11Grab Froggy's mic.
07:13It's available.
07:14He left.
07:14He said he's going to get something out of his truck.
07:17And I said a gun, and he didn't say no.
07:20Okay, all right.
07:21Hopefully he has a backup phone there.
07:23I don't think Froggy has a gun.
07:24He's probably going to get a hammer or a sledgehammer or something.
07:27He's going to just wait.
07:28Froggy, your phone will be available in two hours.
07:32Actually, one hour, 57 minutes, 54, 53, 52.
07:36And it's got a digital countdown.
07:38It's all dented now.
07:39He smashed my box.
07:43The wheel on top where you select the days, the minutes, the hours, the seconds.
07:46It's all smashed in.
07:47I don't know if it's going to work to open at that time.
07:50The phone's probably cracked on the inside now, too.
07:52That's exactly right.
07:53The phone is what suffered the brunt of him whacking the box.
07:57Should we take some phone calls on this?
08:00All right, folks.
08:01Well, I think that's too sensitive because phone calls, it's a trigger for Froggy.
08:05Froggy's gone.
08:06He's not even in here.
08:06Roxanne, did I do anything wrong here?
08:08Well, I mean, it took away his pacifier.
08:10He took away his lifeline, whatever he does the whole time on the show.
08:15All right, folks, you've just heard what transpired.
08:18Is that okay?
08:20Should we take some phone calls or just move on?
08:22And just Froggy gets his phone back in one hour, 57 minutes, three seconds, two, one,
08:28one hour, 56 minutes, 59, 58, 50.
08:31And the box will automatically go and opens up.
08:35I don't know if people are going to be on your side on this, MJ.
08:37There's no way to hijack that and open it earlier for his 9 o'clock meeting.
08:42Well, all right, folks, were you entertained by this?
08:46I certainly was.
08:48Dude, how'd you let him climb underneath?
08:49He almost took me out and pulled me my legs.
08:53I didn't know he was going to go low.
08:54Oh, Mike, he went low.
08:55I was ready to protect the corner, but he went low.
08:57Froggy's gone.
08:58Hey, Coop, should we take phone calls on this?
09:00People are already calling in, so we got him ready.
09:02MJ, I don't know if people are going to be on your side.
09:04You did touch a sacred device.
09:07You don't mess with people's phones.
09:09He handed me his phone.
09:10Why did he hand me his phone?
09:11He should have Will Smith smacked you, obviously.
09:13He has a level of trust in your relationship.
09:15Hey, let me see your phone.
09:16Okay, here you go.
09:17And because we're in the middle of a show,
09:18so he probably thinks you're too busy hosting a show to do something to it.
09:21He probably thought you were going to hand it back.
09:22If I thought you were going to take my phone and lock it for umpteen hours,
09:27I would not have to hand it to you.
09:30Hey, Coop, how much of the altercation did you get in the studio?
09:33Oh, all of it.
09:34You got it?
09:34Oh, yeah, all of it.
09:35It's all on video?
09:36Oh, yeah.
09:37All right, folks, so if you didn't watch it live on MJTV later on,
09:41after the video stream posts, you'll be able to see it at MJMorningShow.com.
09:45That's MJMorningShow.com.
09:47What's the name of this box called?
09:49What's the name of this thing?
09:50Kitchen Safe.
09:52It's called Kitchen Safe.
09:53And I was worried, like, my Pixel 6 Pro doesn't fit in this one.
09:57But I was worried whether Froggy's iPhone 8 was going to fit.
10:01But his is so old, it's small, it fit in here perfectly.
10:04Listen, listen.
10:06Oh, man, wait.
10:07That sounds like a lot of pieces.
10:09Uh-oh.
10:10Oh, I wonder if that's the box or if that's his phone.
10:12He was smashing.
10:14I wonder if his phone is all smashed inside.
10:17Three, two, one.
10:21It's open, ladies and gentlemen.
10:23Give me it.
10:23I can now remove.
10:26It's locked.
10:27Oh, my God.
10:28MJ, I'm going to kick your ass.
10:29You damaged it.
10:30It won't open up.
10:31When you smash the box.
10:33MJ, I'm going to break something else.
10:34You damaged it.
10:35Your phone will not come out of the box.
10:36All right, here goes the computer screen.
10:37No, I'm kidding.
10:38There you go.
10:39That's the way to do it.
10:39It opened.
10:40Give me that box.
10:42It is open, ladies and gentlemen.
10:45Froggy's phone.
10:46Give me it.
10:47Froggy's phone is free from the box.
10:50MJ, you are open.
10:50Why is it wet?
10:52It's not wet.
10:53I licked it.
10:53Was it humid in that box?
10:55Let me see the box.
10:56No.
10:57You've already wrecked it.
10:59I'm not going to let you wreck it anymore.
11:01Unbelievable.
11:02I missed you, my baby.
11:04I think that's it.
11:05I think we're done.
11:07Oh, look.
11:08Froggy's licking his phone.
11:09Oh, my God.
11:10Oh, my God.
11:11Froggy's phone has been freed from the box.
11:13Froggy's phone has been freed from the box.