MJTV: Roxanne Gives Froggy a Birthday Gift
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00:00Froggy, I'm going to smack you if you don't stop with that paper.
00:03I'm going to come over there.
00:04I'm going to beat the crap out of you.
00:07I think Roxanne's got a little presentation.
00:10Froggy's birthday the other day on Sunday.
00:13Oh, yes, it was the big 42.
00:16Can you believe it?
00:17The big 42.
00:18The big 42 for Froggy.
00:20Wow, I got a present.
00:22Roxanne just walked over a gift bag.
00:26Lovely.
00:26Thanks for the paper.
00:28I needed this.
00:28With that crepe paper spouting out of the top.
00:31It's like all hot pink paper because all I do is go to baby showers.
00:35We can't hear you over the crepe paper.
00:38I can't hear you.
00:39All right, let me dig.
00:40Froggy's.
00:42Dig on in here.
00:43I can't hear you.
00:44How deep is this bag?
00:46It's a big bag.
00:47It's a lot of paper.
00:47I mean, it's soup.
00:49Knock it off.
00:49All it is is a bag of paper.
00:50There's nothing in it.
00:52All right.
00:53Froggy, stop at the paper.
00:55What's in the bag?
00:55I got to move on.
00:56We don't have a lot of time.
00:57Let's see.
00:58Yeah, let's see.
00:59So this is a gift bag for Froggy's 42nd birthday.
01:02Ooh, fiddle faddle popcorn.
01:05Oh, you're going to have some fiddle faddle.
01:07I like fiddle.
01:08Froggy likes fiddle faddle.
01:10Do you really like fiddle?
01:11Because I couldn't remember if you said you never had it or you liked it.
01:13I never had it, but I'm excited.
01:14Okay, either way it works.
01:15But look at this, MJ, look at the logo on there.
01:18Isn't it a little suggestive?
01:18I had to order it on Amazon.
01:21I couldn't find it.
01:22Why is the logo suggestive?
01:24Where is it?
01:25On the fiddle faddle?
01:26I don't know what you're talking about.
01:27What's suggestive on the...
01:29What does it say?
01:30On the back.
01:31On the back.
01:31What does it say?
01:32It's a mouthful of fun.
01:35Roxanne!
01:36Roxanne!
01:37What are you...
01:38I tell you, why don't you give us a report on you next time you have a mouthful of fun.
01:41Wait, that's not it!
01:42Why don't you let us know.
01:44There's more!
01:45There's another thing.
01:46A box of fiddle faddle.
01:48More paper.
01:49Froggy, knock it off with the paper.
01:50I'm going to brain you over there.
01:52Oh, man, I can't get through this.
01:54By the way, I'd love to have some fiddle faddle, but we're doing prolon this week ahead of Thanksgiving.
01:59You can have your mouthful of fun next week.
02:01Anybody want some fiddle faddle?
02:04All right, what else is in the bag?
02:05We've got to move on, Froggy.
02:07All right, here we go.
02:09All right, dude, that's it.
02:10I'm shutting you off your mic.
02:12I got it.
02:13It's in a box.
02:14It's actually in a box.
02:14You have to open the box.
02:15All right, so is this the final gift?
02:17This is the final gift.
02:18It's a new mug!
02:20The Rodfather!
02:22Oh, Froggy.
02:23Is it because of my wiener?
02:23Is it because of my wiener?
02:25Yes.
02:26I just dumped that.
02:27Come on, man.
02:28I just dumped that.
02:29Why?
02:29It says The Rodfather.
02:31Oh, it's a fishing rod.
02:33Froggy is a...
02:34This is awesome!
02:35Thanks, Roxanne!
02:36Froggy's a fisherman, so The Rodfather, a fishing rod...
02:40Okay, I get it.
02:41I didn't get it at first.
02:42Sorry.
02:42It may have dual meaning.
02:45So you can catch the fishes and then cut them like a fish.
02:50And then sleep with them.
02:51Thank you, Roxanne.
02:52And everybody else pitched in, I assume?
02:53No.
02:54No.
02:54Happy birthday, Froggy.
02:56Wow, you guys are awful.
02:57Thank you, Roxanne.
02:58You're my best new friend.
02:59All right, guys, we've got to hurry.
02:59I don't have a lot of time left here.
03:02Froggy, I'm going to smack you if you don't stop with that paper.
03:05I'm going to come over there.
03:06I'm going to beat the crap out of you.
03:07Thanks, Rox.
03:08Thanks, Rox.
03:09You're welcome.
03:09And if you want to hear what Froggy said that I dumped, we'll leave it in the podcast.
03:14It really was a question.
03:15You don't have to...
03:16Well, after the fiddle-faddle, I can see why you might...
03:19The cup says The Rodfather.
03:20Everybody knows what Froggy said.
03:21You don't...