MJTV: Mj thinks his Instagram account is amazing and Froggy can't stand it
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00:00People love my Instagram.
00:02That's the problem.
00:03Why?
00:04I don't understand why.
00:06Are you jealous that my Instagram is growing fairly rapidly and people like my content?
00:10And you just don't quite have the same appeal?
00:14So you're angry?
00:15So you lash out against me?
00:17I try.
00:17I put up all kinds of pictures of fishing lures and stuff, and I only got 500 followers.
00:22How many do you have?
00:24I'm closing on 4,000 in a pretty short time.
00:28I did notice that the one video on Instagram that sort of triggered Skrizzle was the ice cream video.
00:34Yeah, it's the chocolate ice cream.
00:35That's really, I think, what it was, the creepiness and the audacity of you to put that up.
00:40People love this.
00:41This is our chocolate ice cream.
00:43Look at that.
00:45Look at that.
00:46How does that look, Michelle?
00:48Delicious.
00:49That's for you.
00:51And this was homemade chocolate ice cream.
00:54That really was the trigger.
00:55You're right, Roxanne.
00:56We're making amazing ice cream at the house with our little Italian ice cream making machine.
01:01It's like a semi-pro machine, and people are loving it.
01:04The comments I get are phenomenal, fantastic.
01:07What are they going to say?
01:07This video sucks?
01:08They're being nice.
01:09No, they're responding, I think, naturally and honestly.
01:13People seem to like my video.
01:15I posted a sunset yesterday from the night before that was just beautiful.
01:21No filters.
01:21I didn't screw with that photo.
01:23Now, here's the thing.
01:24Everybody else saw the sunset that night.
01:27It was nothing special.
01:28But no one got this picture.
01:29And, you know, listen, I made Cacio e Pepe, and I shoot Instagram live videos.
01:34I might be out shopping for a pressure washer, and next thing I know, I'm bringing you along.
01:39Fester, what do you think of this page?
01:41Fester, what is wrong with you?
01:48People, why am I getting tons of new followers every day?
01:53Hold on, watch.
01:53I've watched the entire power washing video of you walking into the, was it the Home Depot?
01:59Was it Lowe's?
01:59Well, then, also, I shot a quick, like, 30-second, minute-long video over the weekend of me pressure washing something at my house,
02:07and the satisfaction of that grime and filth and muck being stripped away is just unbelievably satisfying.
02:15Folks, give me a follow on my Instagram, at CertifiedToddSchnit, at CertifiedToddSchnit.
02:21My real name is Todd Schnit.
02:23MJ is Todd Schnit.
02:24All right, so CertifiedToddSchnit.
02:26Give me a follow on Instagram.
02:28One activity you should be doing with two hands is using a pressure washer, MJ.
02:33I'm just saying, it's not safe.
02:35It was safe.
02:36What, do you think, the wand was going to fly back and take an eyeball out?
02:38No.
02:39I almost sliced my foot off not having two hands on a pressure washer one time.
02:42Well, that's your fault.
02:43Telling you.
02:43All right, so my Instagram, people love it.
02:46Froggy is jealous, so Froggy and Skrizzle.
02:49Not jealous.
02:51They lashed out with this.
02:56MJ, I hate your stupid Instagram.
03:00It makes me want to puke.
03:02Shut it down already, man.
03:04Nobody gives a flying crap about your boiled rice.
03:08And we don't care about the way you make your shaved ice.
03:11Not to mention your obsession with your ice cream.
03:15I let it go for too long.
03:17Now it's time to get mean.
03:19Your IG lies about the sunrises are super lame.
03:23But not as boring as talking about airplanes.
03:27Your Instagram is so boring.
03:29It makes me want to cry.
03:30I'd rather shove a couple needles into both my eyes.
03:34Oh, wow.
03:36He's making fried fish tonight.
03:38I'd rather watch a couple midgets in a fist fight.
03:42MJ, your IG makes me really mad.
03:46And your content is nothing short of just sad.
03:49So shut it down.
03:51Close it down right now.
03:52And redo it when you find someone to show you how.
03:57To post some videos that are entertaining.
04:00Your Instagram sucks.
04:02Now I swear I'm done complaining.
04:04Just kidding.
04:06I have a little more to say.
04:08This diss track can only end in one way.
04:12We all know his name is Certified Touchknit.
04:16But your Instagram is Certified Dog.
04:19What?
04:19First of all, what are you talking about?
04:23Wait, wait, let it finish.
04:24There you go.
04:26Let it finish with all your little noises and explosions?
04:29Yeah.
04:29I never made fried fish on my Instagram.
04:32So what are you talking about?
04:32Yeah, you did.
04:33No, I didn't.
04:34You're made of the fish dish all the time.
04:36It's all you make.
04:36No, no.
04:37It's all you know how to make.
04:38Oh, no.
04:38That and cacio de pipi.
04:40No, it's cacio de pipi.
04:42And you make fried fish.
04:43Don't say you don't.
04:44It's not fried fish.
04:45I pan seared some salmon for the kids.
04:48Hey, Skrizzles.
04:49I couldn't rhyme with pan seared, sorry.
04:51Skrizzle.
04:51You can't rhyme with pan seared.
04:53Skrizzle's not here.
04:54MJ, we know you like to stay up late.
04:57Now it's time to deactivate.
04:59I'm not deactivating my Instagram.
05:01Yeah, that's good.