MJTV: MJ Wants Froggy To Test His Gold Tooth at a Pawn Shop
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00:00Fester, you need to go and throw you to a pawn shop and have them test the gold tooth in his mouth to see what Karen Goldie has.
00:07I'm not having a pawn shop guy put his fingers in my mouth.
00:10Yes, you are.
00:13Somebody was in the Salvation Army thrift store.
00:16They dropped a gold toothus in the kettle.
00:20It weighs five grams, so the estimated value of the tooth is about 300 bucks based on the current price of spot gold.
00:29You could take it to a smelter.
00:31What are those called?
00:32Yeah, well, smelter, yeah.
00:33One who melts metals would be a smelter.
00:36Oh, my God.
00:36I wonder how much my gold tooth is worth.
00:38And if your California roll at the sushi place is dipped in those little orangey things, that would be...
00:45Smelt roe.
00:46Exactly.
00:46Little fish eggs, little smelt roe.
00:48Absolutely.
00:49MJ, you didn't hear Froggy.
00:50What?
00:51Did you know that Froggy has a gold tooth?
00:54No, you don't.
00:55What, you got a wrapper grill over there?
00:57No.
00:57I've never noticed that.
00:58I went through a wrap face.
01:00Yes.
01:00And I had a back tooth removed about, what, 15 years ago, Fess?
01:06I remember when he came in, he couldn't have been more proud.
01:09He pulls his cheek all the way to the back, and you can see a gold tooth in the back of his head.
01:11You can see it right now.
01:12Look.
01:13Okay, you can look all the way in the back.
01:16See it?
01:17Oh, yeah, I do.
01:19Yes, I do.
01:20Froggy has a gold tooth.
01:21It's not prominent.
01:22It's not like your canine tooth.
01:23No, I said, I want a gold tooth in my mouth forever for any emergencies.
01:28And it's been there for 15 years.
01:30Mike Quen, well, it's so in the back, you don't even see it.
01:32It's not like you got a gold tooth right up front.
01:34That's what you should do.
01:36Hide it.
01:36It's also his financial security plan.
01:38Coop, can you name, you're Generation Z, can you name some current rappers that have some
01:46serious gold teethuses?
01:47All of them?
01:48Oh, I'm sure all of them.
01:49Post Malone, Kodak, Travis Scott, yeah.
01:54ASAP Rocky.
01:55He's going to have to have that pulled out.
01:57He's going to have to sell that with all the lawsuits out of that concert in Texas.
02:00Holy crap.
02:02Oh, the Migos guys, for sure.
02:04But the deal is, is what is the carat of gold that's used in gold teeth?
02:09Because, you know, the gold prices are based on, you know, 999 or virtually pure gold.
02:17How much gold is actually, you know what?
02:20I had to call Dr. Childers.
02:22He would know, like, is a gold tooth 10 carat gold?
02:26I don't think gold teeth are 18 carat gold.
02:28What carat gold do you have in your face?
02:31Do you have any idea?
02:31What's in your mouth?
02:33I don't know what's sitting in there, but I hope it's real gold.
02:36Hold on a second.
02:36Let me see if I can call Dr. Childers up.
02:38It's going to be valuable when Armageddon hits.
02:40You know, down in Sarasota.
02:41Hold on a second.
02:439-4-1.
02:43You know, it's not just men rappers, Kyle Coop.
02:47It's also Miley Cyrus, Beyonce, Madonna.
02:50Really?
02:50Yes.
02:51They've all gone through their phases.
02:52Probably Cardi B.
02:54I'm sure she has a gold tooth.
02:55Hey, Fester, pick up the phone and see if Dr. Childers picks up.
02:58Can you pick it up?
02:59You got it?
02:59All right, so Fester's going to try to see if Dr. Childers...
03:02I'm curious.
03:03So the Salvation Army, they've got a five-gram gold tooth that was put in their kettle.
03:09You know, holiday season, you hear about the story, you know, multiple times that somebody put a gold coin, like a $10 gold piece, or, you know, in one of these kettles.
03:19And the mystery person, and it's always a special, you know, uplifting holiday story that someone put a very valuable gold coin in the kettle instead of just like a five-spot or, you know, some pocket change.
03:34So I think Fester's talking to Dr. Childers right now.
03:37Can you put the doc on hold?
03:38Yeah, I just put him on hold.
03:39I told him what we're talking about.
03:40I think we woke him up.
03:41Hey, Dr. Childers, MJ Morning Show, did we wake you up?
03:46No, I was actually working out, MJ.
03:47I'm an early ride.
03:48All right, fantastic.
03:49Yeah, I didn't think we'd wake Dr. Childers up.
03:51Anyway, we're live on the air, obviously.
03:52Hey, we're just telling the story that somebody put a $300 gold tooth as a donation in a Salvation Army thrift store kettle out in Arizona, and they say that it's a five-gram gold tooth, and it's valued at near $300.
04:09And I was curious, what carat gold are gold teeth?
04:13You know, it depends on the doctor, actually.
04:16You can get 50% gold, which is basically 12 carat.
04:22I use, when I do gold crowns, I do 18 carat, so 75% gold.
04:25Wow.
04:26Gold content is, it's more similar, hardest to your natural tooth, so it doesn't wear your natural tooth away as often.
04:33All right, so you use 18 carat.
04:35And obviously, you can't use pure gold.
04:37You can't use 24 carat, because that's too soft.
04:40It's way too soft.
04:41All right, well, listen, Doc, I'll let you get back to your workout, and I appreciate you coming on.
04:47Very good.
04:48Have a great day, MJ.
04:49You too.
04:49All right, Dr. Childers, who for years did our mangle mouth promotion.
04:53I must have 18K back here.
04:55It must be what it is.
04:57We need to have to test it.
04:57Let's yank it out and take it to a pawn shop.
04:59No, just get a tester and put it in my mouth.
05:01You know what?
05:02Oh, that's a funny bit.
05:03We ought to say, Fester, you need to go and throw you to a pawn shop and have them test the gold tooth in his mouth to see what carrot gold he has.
05:10I'm not having a pawn shop guy put his fingers in my mouth.
05:13Yes, you are.
05:15No.
05:15Yes, you are.
05:16That's disgusting.
05:17No, it's not.
05:18So hold on.
05:18That's a radio bit.
05:19So hold on now.
05:20Yes.
05:21I don't know a lot about gold, so forgive me, but can they just test it by holding up like a wand?
05:27I'm sure they have a wand.
05:28I mean, you know the diamond tester I have in the office that I tested Roxanne's diamond ring with to see if it was real?
05:33Yeah, the diamond.
05:34I wonder if we could test it with that.
05:35That came back as a fraud, right?
05:36Yeah.
05:36Yeah, Roxanne's engagement ring from Dig Dug is a fraud.
05:40I think that has a gold tester.
05:41I'm going to go grab it.
05:42It's not even CZ.
05:43It's just glass.
05:43It's the tip of the iceberg.
05:44Yeah.
05:46Fester, you got a coordinate.
05:47I need you to go to a pawn shop and have Froggy's tooth tested.
05:51You got a videotape, Fester.
05:52I'm going to get herpes or something.
05:54You got a video of this.
05:55Hang on a second.
05:56Let me get my fingers in there.
05:57I'm going to get herpes.
05:59It's in the back of my mouth, too.
06:02It's not even in the front where I can just smile.