MJTV: Roxanne and Froggy Arm Wrestle
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00:00all right this is a terrible idea one two three go
00:04ladies and strength now rocks do you know what do you know what i'm about to do here did you i
00:13don't but i'm excited because this got my attention let me see let me see your hand
00:18hold up your hand so just palm out no just give me one hand right there all right there is a ratio
00:25in in did is a digit comparison between a woman's index finger and ring finger and i'm going to give
00:37you the the science here the story is is that scientists can identify whether you're likely
00:44to be a weak or a strong woman when they compare your index and ring fingers so there's a new study
00:54that's out and women with an index finger that is shorter than their ring finger are likely to be
01:04stronger all right you got that a woman with an index finger please let's let's study your your fingers
01:10a woman with an index finger shorter than the ring finger likely to be stronger so so hold on a minute
01:19index finger is pointer right yeah your pointer fingers your index that's dude that's index okay
01:24and then ring is where you put your ring the song is not where is index finger where is it's where
01:30is pointer okay so the it pointer is index finger okay good all right so roxanne oh you're you're
01:37pretty even what you are you're that that is weird so index finger needs to be longer than middle
01:43finger yeah so according to the science the index finger no no according to the study women with
01:50an index finger that's shorter than the ring finger are likely to be stronger fester you're you're not a
01:57woman why are you looking at your hand i'm trying to figure out my fingers here i think the guys it
02:02has to do with i've always heard that it has to do with you know junk and your index finger yeah i always
02:10heard that are you trying to go there you go so you know guys
02:15compared to their index finger yes yeah you know what haven't you heard that mj we we've talked about
02:22this on the show this came up on the show probably years ago that there's supposed to be if you look
02:28at a guy's hand and the comparison between the ring finger and the index i forgot which way it goes
02:34but it's supposed to indicate uh you know what's deep down there yeah
02:39so rox your fingers are like almost equal they're equal yeah what does that say researchers looked at
02:48people's 2d to 4d digit ratios the length difference between the index and the ring fingers and how it
02:57relates to muscle strength a lower 2d to 4d ratio or digit ratio in which the index finger is shorter
03:03than the ring finger is already assumed to imply increased testosterone exposure in the womb
03:09the 2d to 4d finger length ratio again the ratio of your index your second and ring fourth finger
03:19lengths commonly known as the 2d to 4d ratio so roxel we can't tell with you no i'm i'm on the fence
03:30i've got to check my daughter so again all women listening when you get a chance check your look
03:35at your hand and if your index finger is shorter than your ring finger you're likely to be stronger
03:41oh wait on the left hand it looks a little shorter
03:43you're making it look shorter cheater you know what when you hold your hands up like that
03:50yeah what you look a little deformed actually what what no no it's just because i bent it
03:56backwards i'm double joined oh my gosh what are you doing that's freaking me out wait a minute do
04:01that with your ew my god what are you doing oh my god you're looking like you got nasferatu
04:08fingers you're doing like freddie kruger hands over there what are you doing and watch this this pinky
04:13isn't attached look at that oh my god i feel sick stop doing that that's weird i mean it's attached
04:21but it's are you a robot now this is also folks this is also a good time to bring up something that
04:29roxanne mentioned to me in an email earlier this week and it just kind of ties in here and
04:37you know a lot of things here on the mj morning show are not planned out and we're about to do
04:43something completely spontaneous uh uh roxanne you might know where this is headed
04:49and now i have an idea what what did you put in an email to me you sent me a bunch of story links
04:55i did earlier this week you know the crew sends me you know story links or things they like they want
05:00to do on the show and you made a mention of something in an email to me probably on monday
05:05or tuesday of this week what did you write me well it happens because my daughter and i my four-year-old
05:11i was teaching her how to arm wrestle and i was like honey you have a lot to live up to because
05:16your mother is like a crazy good arm wrestler and so was my dad you were about to say freak
05:23a freakishly good are you a freakishly good arm wrestler i've already used freak once in the show
05:29so you've got little arms you can't arm wrestle i know that's the thing like hey froggy pound for
05:34pound i have really strong arms froggy guess what's coming your way homie oh god no i hold on a minute
05:39all right so i'm so weak you you sent me an email that said i'm a really good arm wrestler and i could
05:46beat 50 of the guys on the show 50 wait 50 roxanne made a crazy claim that she's a great arm wrestler
05:53and that she could beat 50 of the guys on the show so there's no way are you sure roxanne i i mean
06:01you know olive oil limbs okay who's the 50 of the guys well do the math you have you have coop
06:08our producer that's 25 me mj you got fester you got froggy we have four guys on the show i know who
06:15the four guys are who are the two you think you can be i don't i don't know i don't know but i just
06:20know that probably two out of four of you will lose to you in arm wrestling i'll tell you one
06:24thing you're not gonna beat fester because he has gigantic crazy man strength roxanne it's true
06:30roxanne who am i gonna who am i gonna take on guess what roxanne
06:37who did you come on down
06:40all right roxanne come on down and froggy come on down
06:52i'm not trying to emasculate anyway this is a terrible idea mj why is why is this a terrible
07:00idea for my hands are clammy all right froggy's in a lose-lose situation this is a great hey coop
07:04get your phone roll video let's go this is this is on the fly mj radio which is the bulk of what
07:09we've done for many many years anyway where would they rest are they right right over here here's
07:15where you're gonna come swing your microphone around to mj swing your mic over there uh roxanne
07:19look at this little nub we got this little nub that comes out of the countertop here and this is
07:23perfect all right coop you probably want to get in that corner you put yeah coop you probably want to
07:27get over there and uh and i'll roll video from this angle too i don't want to slam his hand into this
07:33thing all right oh now now do you want to get this as well or now forget about that it's okay
07:39all right wait wait first thing i need you to feel this roggy okay i need you to feel this
07:44roxanne you're about you're about to be assaulted with a deadly weapon hey you might want to take
07:48that that yeah that's illegal take it off take that metal full that's like a medieval full finger
07:54ring what what is that we have an audience what is oh yeah people are gathering now
07:58we've got an audience all right hey i'm gonna need you to sign a waiver roxanne
08:04it's a deadly weapon show the take the gun show out show the show you show your arms take the gun
08:09show yeah take your take your sweater off yeah she's wearing a sweater okay wow right by the way
08:14that's a very clingy purple uh top you're wearing today all right that's looks like you're wearing
08:21your four-year-old daughter's shirt today give me the sleeveless geranimal all right so here's the deal
08:26folks in the studio right now i've got roxanne on one we've got a counter area that this is the
08:32only good thing about the studio this actually works pretty well this is the worst radio studio
08:36i've ever worked in in my entire morning career if we hosted a radio arm wrestling show the studio
08:41would be great so there's like an extension nub of the counter and i can literally put rocks on one
08:47side froggy on the other side and it's kind of like a narrow area all right so folks we're going to
08:52do this live right now can roxanne beat froggy in arm wrestling all right guys get set up and it
08:58goes like this one two i know how to arm wrestle all right my friend does it for a living all right
09:03here we go wait wait wait i'm not really a friend your elbows you're gonna get slammed into this
09:07keyboard all right so yeah move move let's move all the the gear out of the way here slam my arm
09:12anywhere all right here we go guys i have a lot to do here so we're gonna move on arms lock arms here
09:17all right it has to be one two three go okay i'll i'll i'll do it you don't start with a twist
09:22no you can't start with a twist i will guys i will do the one two three all right this is gonna be
09:28okay here it is i don't feel good who will win froggy and roxanne all right this is a terrible idea
09:35one two three go okay wait hold on it's pretty even right now
09:40wait a minute dude no that was amazing
09:53dude you gotta feel that dude you have just been had oh my god you've been
10:01what'd you do that was illegal you did something oh my god she breaks it with her arm
10:05oh my god that is roxanne just cooked froggy's lunch amazing i'm like shocked what did you do
10:12froggy she was like a brick house like a brick bleep house god she was a brick bleep house
10:18roxanne roxanne just kicked froggy's butt oh my god mj you gotta go against that you gotta feel that
10:25what are you doing she's a robot she's freaking terminator she's like a droid a really friendly
10:31droid