MJTV: Froggy is INVINCIBLE
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00:00I'm invincible.
00:01I've never had to be invincible.
00:05Yeah!
00:06Oh my god.
00:09Folks, I'm going to tell you right now that Froggy, I don't think, is being a very smart guy.
00:13Froggy is poking COVID-19 right in the eye.
00:19The story is that Max, the oldest son, had tested positive some months ago.
00:25So, Luke, Froggy's youngest son, seven years old, first grader, tested positive late last week.
00:37Or maybe it was like Saturday.
00:39Are you speaking to us in beeps?
00:41Are you accompanying my story with your keyboard?
00:49Folks, Froggy's at home.
00:51He's in his little home studio bedroom.
00:53But the point is...
00:54I wrote a song.
00:55All right, hold on a sec.
00:56So, Max had COVID.
00:59Luke has COVID.
01:02Kim, Froggy's wife, Kim just tested positive for COVID on Wednesday.
01:08That's why Froggy's at home, because the whole family's in quarantine.
01:11Froggy goes and tests yesterday.
01:14Results come back.
01:16Froggy's negative.
01:17So, Froggy, this morning, first thing, tears off and says and yells what into your microphone?
01:25I am invincible!
01:27That is a big move, because everybody is afraid to say that, because you don't want to be a headline.
01:45Like, man, who says he was invincible?
01:47Yeah, exactly.
01:48Froggy, I am invincible.
01:49Froggy, I'm a superhero, basically.
01:51I think you're tempting fate, man.
01:52And I just would recommend against you literally poking COVID in the eyeball.
01:59I'm not poking anything in the eyeball.
02:01Hang on a second.
02:01Let me see if I have a poke sound effect.
02:04That's not it.
02:05No, that's not a poke sound effect.
02:10So, Froggy, how is Kim feeling?
02:13Kim was confirmed how she feels.
02:16Kim was recently, yeah.
02:17Yeah, she's feeling good, better today.
02:19She's doing better.
02:20She's on the mend, so.
02:22So, what has to happen in order for you to make it back in here?
02:27Does the whole household have to test negative?
02:30I hope she's not taking that horse butt paste.
02:33What now?
02:34No, no.
02:35All right.
02:35No horse butt paste.
02:38Speaking of that.
02:39Yeah.
02:41Horse butt paste is good for you.
02:44That's what I heard, but I'm invincible.
02:50All right, Froggy, that's enough.
02:52Well, the reason.
02:54All right, Froggy, stop at the keyboard.
02:56The reason why I'm bringing this up and.
02:59Folks, you know, I don't want to enable Froggy.
03:04But, Froggy, you know what?
03:06Who's that piano dude on Stephen Colbert's show that whenever Colbert says something,
03:12the piano dude, like, does a tinkle on the keyboard.
03:14You know what I'm talking?
03:15John.
03:15What's that?
03:16What's the band guy's name on Stephen Colbert?
03:19John.
03:19I don't know.
03:20John Baptiste.
03:21John Baptiste.
03:22Yeah.
03:22I'm going to accompany everything you said.
03:24I'm going to break your fingers off.
03:25Turn the keyboard off.
03:27Break my finger.
03:28All right.
03:30So.
03:33Listen to this.
03:34Froggy, I'm not trying to enable you.
03:35A new study finds that cannabis could block COVID-19 from entering the body.
03:42Which means Froggy is invincible.
03:46We will be invincible.
03:49Oh, no.
03:50Stop.
03:52I sent you guys the stories.
03:54I know.
03:55And I told you from the beginning.
03:57I felt it.
03:58A new study suggests there may be some special health benefits hidden in cannabis, smoking
04:04marijuana that could help block COVID-19 from entering the body.
04:08Scientists from Oregon State University and Oregon Health and Sciences University published
04:14a new peer-reviewed study that examined three cannabis compounds that are found in THC and
04:22CBD, which scientists dubbed CBGA.
04:28I can't even say all these scientific names.
04:30But the point is, after extracting them from the plant, the biological compounds were then
04:35incubated with the spike protein from COVID-19 SARS-CoV-2 virus injected into the human epithelial
04:44cells.
04:45And Froggy, your excessive marijuana engagement might be keeping the COVID out of your body.
04:55Might be.
04:56It is.
04:57Good for you, Froggy.
04:59You're a medical miracle.
05:02It fights it like a shield, like a superhero shield makes me invincible.
05:07That's right.
05:08It's like a smoke screen around me.
05:10It can't get through.
05:10I really couldn't be more proud of you.
05:13But also, just two other little COVID things.
05:16There's another story out that says that too much stress could make it more likely that
05:21you'll get COVID.
05:22That if you're also...
05:23If you're stressed out, then you're more susceptible to any disease.
05:26That's the point.
05:27And that's exactly what I was going to say.
05:29You beat me to the punch.
05:30That if you're stressed out and, you know, a mental stressful state can reduce...
05:36Weaken your immune response.
05:36Yeah, exactly.
05:38Right.
05:38So, and then last thing here.
05:41What do you think of this?
05:41Even if you're high, you're not stressed.
05:43Okay.
05:43It's all coming together.
05:44Go ahead.
05:44A bride-to-be attempts to contract COVID at a club so it doesn't spoil her upcoming wedding.
05:52So she wants to get COVID now to get it out of the way so it doesn't wreck her wedding.
06:00And folks are like, ooh, that's a bad idea.
06:03A bride-to-be...
06:03When I was a kid, everybody had chicken pox around me.
06:08Oh, yeah.
06:08And my mom wanted me to get it over with, so she made me share a Popsicle with my best friend, John.
06:14Oh, God.
06:15Which is kind of awkward.
06:16Oh, my God.
06:16You were licking the same Popsicle as...
06:19And I didn't get it.
06:21Once again, I'm invincible.
06:24I've never had a chicken pox.
06:26Invincible!
06:28Yeah!
06:29Oh, my God.
06:30Never had a chicken pox either.
06:32That's pretty good.
06:34Well, guess what?
06:35You know the commercial?
06:36If you had chicken pox, the shingles virus is already inside of you.
06:40Oh, that's great.
06:40Haven't you seen that commercial?
06:41Ew!
06:43That commercial runs all the time.
06:45I'm like, oh, really?
06:47Oh, my, really?
06:48It's getting me, oh.