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00:00I'll see you next time.
00:30Okay, coming!
00:58There we are.
01:00And the next.
01:11All right, turn around.
01:13Right, I've got it.
01:19Alas, poor Perky, I knew her well.
01:22Don't be ghoulish. Sorry.
01:25Do you think Pinky'll miss her? No, she'll have other things on her mind.
01:28She'll be on her honeymoon soon.
01:30Now then, hang them somewhere cool and draughty for a few hours, the man said.
01:33Yeah, spare bedroom, that's cool.
01:35It's not draughty.
01:36It will be when I take the door off.
01:38Hello, see you in the Margo.
01:40What a lovely... Oh, my God!
01:43What have you got on your kitchen table?
01:45Miss Mountshaft, that'll teach her to throw you out of the music society.
01:49I resigned, Barbara.
01:52Now, what is it?
01:54In a word, Perky.
01:56One of your pigs?
01:58You mean you've killed one of your pigs?
02:00Yes, we have.
02:01You baffle me, you really do.
02:03For month after month, you coset the animal and treat it like gold
02:08and then quite calmly kill it.
02:10Well, Margot was always going to end up as grub.
02:12They're not pets.
02:13Barbara, you'll forgive me for saying this,
02:15but I am appalled by this ice-cool, even Nazi-like attitude
02:20to killing things that has crept into your nature of late.
02:23Oh, don't be silly, Margot.
02:25As a matter of fact, I had a good week when we said goodbye to Perky.
02:28So did Tom.
02:29I did not. I had something in my eye.
02:31Oh, it will upset. Of course it will.
02:32But you see, Margot, in the final analysis,
02:34self-sufficiency is about being practical.
02:36And this is being practical.
02:38If you say so, Tom.
02:39I do.
02:40Then answer me a practical question.
02:42What?
02:43Why is one half of your pig a sheep?
02:50You had a split personality.
02:53Now who's being silly?
02:55No, you see, what happened is we did a swap with the butcher.
02:58You're looking very elegant this afternoon, Margot.
03:01Where are you going? Buckingham Palace?
03:03No.
03:04I just dropped in to tell you some very good news.
03:07Oh, lovely. What?
03:08Look, do you think we could go into the other rooms?
03:10It's rather like having a conversation in an abattoir.
03:13All right.
03:19If the cat comes in, shut.
03:21Well, now, what's this good news?
03:24No, wait for Tom.
03:25I want to tell you both.
03:26Well...
03:28What, what, what?
03:31The people who have moved in next door to you are charming.
03:36Yes?
03:37Well, that's it.
03:38That is the good news.
03:40Oh, no.
03:42Well, it is good news.
03:43I mean, we don't want just anybody moving into the avenue.
03:46No.
03:47Mr. and Mrs. Weaver will do very nicely.
03:50But they only moved here yesterday.
03:52You were in there a bit quick.
03:54I was not in there a bit quickly.
03:57Adverb, Barbara.
03:58I just happened to drop in this morning.
04:00Of course, you've got to just happen to drop in this morning outfit on, haven't you?
04:04I could smack your face sometimes, Tom.
04:07Well, what are they like, then?
04:08Well, put it this way.
04:09They've got a ceramic umbrella stand in the hall,
04:13split-level cooker,
04:14and a lot of paperback to be seen on the bookshelves.
04:17I said to myself, Margot, these people are all right.
04:21Conservatives?
04:22Of course.
04:24Weaver, Weaver, good name, that.
04:26Has a nice English sound to it, yeah.
04:28Quite.
04:29Yes, redolent of the old mill towns in the north, isn't it?
04:31Clogs on the cobblestones, midden out the back.
04:33They come from Bournemouth, I checked.
04:37Ah, they'll be the Hampshire Weaver,
04:39spelt W-E-W-E-V-W-E-R-E, wouldn't they?
04:45I know you're making fun of me.
04:48You're such a snob.
04:50I admit it.
04:51It's the only way one can protect oneself in this day and age.
04:54They've got a dog, of course.
04:55Of course.
04:56Basset Hound Beagle.
04:57Ah.
04:58Well, it makes a change from goats and a pig, I suppose.
05:01A very refreshing one.
05:02Yes.
05:03I suppose, as far as you're concerned,
05:04Tom and I must be a blot on the avenue of this scutcheon.
05:07Yes, you are.
05:08Oh.
05:10But you are very dear friends.
05:12And by now I have risen like a phoenix
05:14from the fires of your eccentricities.
05:17Oh, don't she talk lovely.
05:20Yeah, very nice.
05:22You know what I mean?
05:23I mean that nothing you can do now will shock me.
05:25It's quite simple.
05:26Yes.
05:27I understand that.
05:28Oh.
05:29Oh.
05:30When's the boar walker coming, Barbara?
05:31Tomorrow.
05:32Oh, yeah.
05:33Boar walker?
05:34What's a boar walker?
05:35Oh, this chap's bringing his boar to serve Pinky.
05:36With what?
05:37Oh, my God!
05:38Margot, you're shocked.
05:39Where?
05:40Not only here, in the garden.
05:41I should be able to see it over the fence.
05:43Only if you're lucky.
05:44What, what about, what about Mrs Weaver?
05:45She can watch if you like.
05:46This sort of thing simply does not go on in Sergiton.
05:48It must do, Margot.
05:49It must do, Margot.
05:51Over there?
05:52Oh, this chap's bringing his boar to serve Pinky.
05:53With what?
05:54Oh, my God.
05:55Margot, you're shocked.
05:56Where?
05:57Not only here, in the garden.
05:58The garden.
05:59I should be able to see it over the fence.
06:00Only if you're lucky.
06:02What about Mrs Weaver?
06:04She can watch if she likes.
06:05This sort of thing simply does not go on in Serbiton.
06:10Good morning, Surbiton.
06:12It must do, Margot.
06:14That is how little baby Surbitonites are made.
06:19Good morning.
06:21Come on, come on, get in there.
06:23Come on, come on, old boy.
06:25Lovely. Go on, get in. That's it.
06:27Good. Good. Lovely.
06:29Go on, go on, go on.
06:36You should have bought them a bottle of champagne, don't you think?
06:39My old boy don't eat champagne, don't you worry.
06:44Yorkshire saddlebag, isn't he?
06:46Large white.
06:47Oh, yes, of course, it's large white.
06:50Well, it's good.
06:52You're quite a little place here, haven't you?
06:54Yes, yes, oh, yes.
06:56Want to have a look round?
06:57Like to.
06:58Tom?
06:59What?
07:00Have you seen the Berlin Wall over there?
07:07Excuse me.
07:09Hello, Margot.
07:11Tom?
07:12Good idea, this.
07:13I thought, sir.
07:14Very nice of you to think of our pig's privacy.
07:16Well, that's about it, Mr May.
07:17Except, of course, the allotments, but then a couple of miles away.
07:20Oh, yes.
07:21Glass of wine, Mr May?
07:22That would be very welcome.
07:35Well, that's about it, Mr. May.
07:42Except, of course, the allotments, but they're a couple of miles away.
07:45Oh, yes.
07:46Glass of wine, Mr. May?
07:47That would be very welcome.
07:49Only be careful, because it's homemade and you might find it a bit strong.
07:53All aboard is four-armed. All the best.
07:55Cheers.
07:58Hmm, very nice.
08:01Well, Mr. May, what do you think?
08:03Could do with a drop more alcohol in it.
08:06No, no, no, no, no. I mean, what do you think of the place generally?
08:10Oh, very nice.
08:12The reason I ask you is that you're a countryman and you'd know what you're talking about.
08:15Well, even though I say it myself, I suppose I would.
08:18Do you know my family's been farming since the 17th century?
08:21They must be a bit tired by now, mustn't they?
08:24Barbara, please, I'm trying to have a logical conversation with Mr. May.
08:27Sorry.
08:27You see, I welcome any little criticisms you'd care to make.
08:30You would?
08:30Oh, yes, though you may be surprised to hear this, Mr. May.
08:32Why? Barbara and I had absolutely no experience with this kind of thing before we went into it.
08:36Oh, that doesn't surprise me.
08:40Pardon?
08:41Well, it shows, does it?
08:43I mean, it's all very nice, but you're just playing at it, aren't you?
08:47We are not. This is our way of life.
08:49Oh, dear. Seem more like just Arby.
08:51Now, look...
08:51Oh, Tom.
08:52What do you mean, Mr. May?
08:55Well, look, you two want to be self-sufficient, right?
08:58We are.
08:59By guess and by God, yes, but you're making it hard for yourselves, aren't you?
09:02Where's your integrated system?
09:04We've got a system.
09:05But it's not integrated.
09:07Just look at your land.
09:08What have you really got?
09:09A back garden.
09:10It's a big one, though, isn't it?
09:11Yes, and be fair.
09:12We've got two allotments as well.
09:14Two miles away and no transport.
09:16I suppose you'll say next to our animals are half-starved.
09:18Oh, they're well-fed, all right, but anyone can spend half his profit on buying feed.
09:22Now, that's not true. Not entirely.
09:24I graze our goat on the common every day, absolutely free.
09:27And how far away is the common?
09:29It's only three miles.
09:30I don't mind the walk.
09:31But what about the goat?
09:33She doesn't mind the walk.
09:34They are.
09:35Look, I'm talking about milk yield.
09:38You walk a goat three miles, she fills her belly with grass,
09:41but instead of going towards making milk,
09:43it's going towards giving her enough energy to walk home again.
09:46Oh, you're just picking holes.
09:48Oh, no, I'm not.
09:49You asked me what I thought, and I'm telling you.
09:51If you don't want to take no notice,
09:52I'll wait till my old boy's finish his business, I'll be off home.
09:54No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
09:56It's just never pleasant to hear that what you're doing is straight out of comic cuts.
09:59Now, who said that?
09:59I didn't say that.
10:00You did?
10:01No.
10:02I give you credit for making it work at all.
10:03All I'm saying is you're going about it arse-uppance.
10:06Pardon me.
10:07That's right.
10:08Look, I know what I do you.
10:10Farley's place.
10:11It's a small old inn down near where I live.
10:13No, no, no, no, you've got it wrong.
10:15We don't want a small holding.
10:16We don't want to go into farming.
10:17No, I know what you want.
10:18You want to be self-sufficient, don't you?
10:20Like a little island.
10:22Yeah, that's very astute of you.
10:23You've got that right.
10:24Oh, just because I come from the country,
10:26you don't mean to say I'm like a dog with straw in the air.
10:28No, I know what you want,
10:29and I'm telling you, Farley's place would do you a treat.
10:32Eight good acres there.
10:33Won't you come and have a look at it?
10:35No, I don't think so.
10:36No, you see, we've never really thought of moving out.
10:39Up to you, but looking don't do no harm,
10:41and you might pick up a few pointers at least.
10:44True, true.
10:45Well, why not, eh, Barbara?
10:47Yes, if you like.
10:48Right, I'll drive you back in the van.
10:50Oh, smashing, we don't have to go in the back with a bore, do we?
10:52Oh, no, I wouldn't do that to you,
10:54because afterwards, you know,
10:55afterwards he gets in a very, very funny mood.
10:58I wonder why.
11:00Well, look at it from the pig's point of view, Barbara.
11:02Just when he's expecting to go on his honeymoon,
11:03they sling him in the van and send him home.
11:08Shall we go?
11:26Well, thanks very much for showing us around, Mr. May.
11:28That's all right.
11:29You take my advice, you think about it.
11:31Will do, will do.
11:32You're in good time.
11:33The London train will be along in five minutes.
11:35Thanks very much.
11:36Bye, Mr. May.
11:37Bye.
11:38Bye.
11:38Bye.
11:56Shame we haven't got the money for the fare, isn't it?
11:58Never mind.
12:00Show them a leg.
12:03You are so right, Mrs. Weaver.
12:21You know,
12:22even parts of Serbiton have been debased by the hobbledehaw element.
12:26Yes, Mrs. Ledbetter, but that is East Serbiton, isn't it?
12:30Oh, quite.
12:32You see, that's why we feel that here in our little enclave,
12:36we are so fortunate.
12:38Aren't we, Jeremy?
12:38Jeremy?
12:39Jeremy?
12:40Jeremy?
12:41Jeremy?
12:42Oh, yes.
12:43You see, in the avenue, one can still rely on a level of, um...
12:45Well, I know it's an old-fashioned expression these days, but a level of responsible behaviour.
12:55Hello, love.
12:56Hello, love.
12:57Hello, love.
12:59Hello, Parker!
13:24Hello, love. Hello. Where have you been? I've been having to think in the garden.
13:29I'm the one who thinks in the garden. You find your own place to think.
13:33No need to. I've thunk. Oh, yes? What about?
13:35That small holding Mr May showed us. Yes, it was nice.
13:39More than nice. We'd be mugs not to move down there, you know.
13:43What? Come on, come on. Here, come on.
13:45Oh, yeah, come on. Let's discuss it. Come on, let's talk about it.
13:48Look, listen. Look at the advantages. Eight acres. Eight acres!
13:53You'd need a horse to plough that lot. You can have a horse out there.
13:57There's room for an elephant if we wanted one.
13:58We don't want an elephant. Well, a hypothetical elephant.
14:01Well, I don't want a hypothetical elephant.
14:02You know what I mean. Think of the stuff we could grow.
14:06We could develop that integrated system Mr May told us about.
14:09You know, I never fully understood what he meant by that.
14:11Did you? No, what did he mean by that?
14:14And those outbuildings, you see?
14:16LAUGHTER
14:18They really are it. That's what we need, you see.
14:19Room for stall, room for feed, room for equipment.
14:21But what have we got here? One mingy little shed.
14:24Every time you open the door, you get a face full of barn mongery.
14:26Question. Yes.
14:27Would Pinky be able to move now that she's pregnant?
14:30Of course she would.
14:32And that farrowing sty down there is beautiful.
14:34It'd be like having a litter in the London clinic.
14:36True.
14:37And when the family comes along, we can run them out in the orchard.
14:40It has to be better than them all dashing around in a circle
14:42underneath one lousy apple tree, doesn't it?
14:43True, again.
14:44Think of it. Half an acre of fruit.
14:46True. Cubed.
14:48Heifers. Pardon?
14:49Heifers.
14:50Tom, will you sit down?
14:51It's like having a conversation with a jumping cracker.
14:54Sorry.
14:55Heifers. We can move into heifers.
14:56Cows.
14:57But that's farming.
14:58We don't want to become farmers.
15:01No, no, no, no, no.
15:02Cows. Cows. Fertiliser.
15:04Grass.
15:05Hay.
15:05Winter feed. Straight back into the cows.
15:07That's so sufficiently done properly.
15:09You see, the house was right.
15:10Absolutely dead right.
15:11The right size in the middle of your land.
15:13No more three-mile walk up the common with a goat.
15:14You just chuck her out of the window.
15:17And what about that meadow that runs down to the stream, eh?
15:20For the heifers?
15:21No, you and me, all that long grass.
15:24Yes, it was nice.
15:25It's more than nice.
15:26It's practical.
15:27That's the point.
15:28Will you be jumping up again in a minute?
15:30No, I'm here now.
15:32Shame, because you're on my hand.
15:35But it is practical, isn't it?
15:37And have you got one practical reason
15:39why this shouldn't be a good move?
15:40No.
15:43No.
15:44Right, right.
15:45What are you doing?
15:46Where are you going?
15:46Get the ball rolling.
15:47Estate agent's the first thing.
15:48See how much this place is worth.
15:49Yes, I suppose it is.
15:50What's this?
15:52What are you doing here?
15:52Oh, that was something I was planning out.
15:54Some improvements that Mr May suggested for this place.
15:57For this place?
15:57Hmm.
15:58No need now.
16:02No.
16:04I shall miss Tom and Barbara, you know.
16:19I said I shall miss Tom and Barbara.
16:26Are you listening to the New Seekers?
16:38Yes.
16:38Why?
16:39I like the New Seekers.
16:41Well, I detest wallpaper music.
16:45Oh, that's why I'm wearing headphones.
16:47I'm sorry, Jerry, but I don't understand how you can listen to some silly 16-bar song
16:53when you've got the whole of Fidelio on the shelf.
16:56I prefer British pop to German pop.
16:59Philistine.
17:00True.
17:01Did you hear what I said?
17:02Yes, you said I was a Philistine.
17:04Before that?
17:06What?
17:07I said three times I shall miss Tom and Barbara.
17:10Yes, so shall I.
17:12You've been good friends.
17:14Yeah, good entertainment too.
17:15It's like having a permanent three-ring circus over the fence.
17:20Shall miss poor Barbara in particular?
17:23Yes, so shall I.
17:24Why?
17:24Why Barbara in particular?
17:26Well, I mean, you don't have to worry about Tom, do you?
17:29I mean, if Tom thought that pole squatting was the lifestyle, he'd be straight up the pole.
17:33But I mean, Barbara, well, she's more, more sophisticated, like you.
17:41Thank you, Jerry.
17:46I'm making them this as a going away present.
17:49Oh, what is it?
17:50Isn't it obvious?
17:52Isn't it obvious?
17:52It's Napoleon's tomb at Les Invalides.
17:56Very nice.
18:00Now, come in.
18:01Barbara.
18:03Barbara.
18:03Barbara.
18:08What was that for?
18:08I shall miss you terribly.
18:11So shall I.
18:12Jerry.
18:12Yes, I know.
18:14Come and sit down, dear.
18:16Is that awful?
18:21Yes.
18:22I'm unpicking it.
18:23Actually, I just called round to ask you a favour.
18:32I wondered if we could give your phone number to the estate agent.
18:36Only it's a bit awkward for us non-GPO types, you see, to keep dashing backwards and forwards.
18:40Oh, yes, of course, dear, of course.
18:44Thanks, Jerry, thanks.
18:45Well, not like now, eh?
18:53No.
18:54What's the matter?
18:55Barbara.
19:00I don't...
19:02I don't want to go.
19:05I have not.
19:05I thought everything was hunky-dory.
19:07Oh, it is.
19:08That's a trouble.
19:09I mean, it's all very logical, rational and reason, but...
19:14I just...
19:15I don't want to leave my little house.
19:18Does Tom know this?
19:21No, of course he doesn't.
19:22He's not mad at some little thing in a gym slip who cries to go home just because the lessons get hard.
19:26I mean, it's only one...
19:30little emotional reason against the whole mountain of common sense.
19:34I've never thought of Tom as a mountain of common sense.
19:37Oh, we both think it's common sense, Jerry.
19:40That's the trouble.
19:42Well, you must simply tell Tom that you are not going.
19:45I certainly would.
19:46Yes, you would.
19:47Meaning, Jerry, meaning...
19:48Well, I mean, Tom and Barbara are different, aren't they?
19:51I mean, they don't arrive at a solution like we do.
19:53Good Lord, they have more conferences than the CBI and the TUC.
19:57Yes, and we all know which one is the TUC, don't we?
20:01The one who is dictating the terms, namely Tom.
20:04Now, that's not true.
20:05Loyal, passive Barbara.
20:08Well, I shall tell Tom.
20:10You take one more step and I'll drop you where you stand.
20:12Barbara?
20:12Yes, I might be smaller than you, but I'm a better fighter.
20:15Really?
20:15I'm sorry, but that goes for you too, Jerry.
20:17Now, promise me you won't tell Tom.
20:18Now, promise me, both of you.
20:20Very well, I promise.
20:21Jerry?
20:22Yes, of course, yes.
20:24I don't want to be beaten up.
20:28Honestly, Barbara, I do think you ought to tell him, you know.
20:29After all, this is important.
20:32Well, I'm not going to, I'm not.
20:36I can't jeopardise our whole way of life
20:40just because I'm a silly, emotional woman.
20:49I'll tell you this, Jerry.
20:50The male animal has a lot to answer for.
20:54What have I done now?
20:55All of you.
20:57Down through the ages and it's the woman who always suffers.
21:00You drag her along behind you like a mere thing, an object, a chattel.
21:03Look, I sipped her.
21:04Don't interrupt, Jerry.
21:07Just put that hi-fi equipment away and make the coffee.
21:09Anything you say?
21:11Chattel.
21:20I don't know whether it's of any interest to you, but I think I may have found a buyer for this house.
21:40Oh?
21:42A chum I know wants to move out here.
21:45Money would be no problem and he's been vetted and approved by Margot.
21:50What do you say?
21:51He wouldn't be one of these ripping things out and putting things in types.
21:55Well, you're going to move, aren't you?
21:56I don't see it matters to you.
21:57No, no, no.
21:58It's just that, you know, you like to know that it's somebody who'll look after it properly.
22:02A house, not a dog.
22:04True, true.
22:05Incidentally, I don't think painting a yard of skirting boards is going to put much on the price.
22:09Now look, I have respect for this place.
22:11Oh dear, we did get out of the pigsty on the wrong side this morning, didn't we?
22:15Well, when a house isn't just a house, is it?
22:19We've been here a long time.
22:23It's been a good old place, this.
22:25A good old place.
22:26It's all right.
22:28You know something?
22:31Barbara and I moved in here a week before we got married.
22:34Don't you mean a week after you got married?
22:36No.
22:38And as soon as we got indoors, we got this feeling.
22:42Did you?
22:45Of being at home.
22:47And over the years, you see, you've built up a store of memories about a place.
22:51Every corner of this old house has a memory for me and Barbara.
22:55Shut up.
22:58Happy memories, you know.
22:58Oh, like that broken banister rail.
23:02I did that when I fell down the stairs that Christmas.
23:06That dead pigeon that clogged our water tank.
23:08Cool.
23:09Yeah, here's something I've forgotten.
23:10I've got a job to go to before you completely submerge yourself in sentimentality.
23:14Am I going to tell this chap or not?
23:15Yes, yes, of course.
23:16Yes, certainly, definitely.
23:17Yeah, only...
23:18Only what?
23:20I don't want to go, Jerry.
23:21Oh, you're another one.
23:23Pardon?
23:24Oh, nothing.
23:25Look, you've been extolling the virtues of this cold comfort farm place all the week.
23:29What's suddenly gone wrong?
23:30Nothing.
23:30We've gone into everything, and everything says the practical thing to do is move.
23:34But when it comes right down to it, I...
23:36I don't want to.
23:38Just for one silly little emotional reason?
23:41Well, that is it exactly, Jerry.
23:43How can I possibly put that forward as a valid argument to Barbara?
23:45I should try, if I will.
23:47I can't.
23:48I should try?
23:48I can't.
23:49All right, then, don't.
23:50I will, then.
23:52Good.
23:53Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll turn to the comparative sanity of the plastics industry.
23:56Thanks, Jerry.
23:57Thanks for talking me around.
23:58Thanks.
24:00I'll see you next time.
24:00Thanks a lot.
24:00I'll see you next time.
24:02Thanks a lot.
24:02Thanks a lot.
24:02Thanks a lot.
24:03Thanks a lot.
24:11Oh!
24:1114 eggs today
24:34goodo
24:35I'm painting
24:36so I see
24:39that's two more than yesterday
24:46oh is it
24:48Barbara
24:52I've got to say something
24:54I've been trying to keep it inside
24:55but I just can't any longer
24:56I just can't
24:57what
24:58I don't want to move
25:02but
25:04oh yes I know it's all about
25:07I knew you'd say that
25:08and you're absolutely right
25:09I mean I know I'm behaving
25:11like a silly emotional woman
25:12I can't give you one sensible explanation
25:14it's just that I love this house
25:17and I want to grow old and graded
25:20do you love?
25:24yes
25:25so much relying on me to be practical
25:30now now now
25:31don't blame yourself Barbara
25:33it's part of a woman's makeup
25:36do you know I've actually been going round the house
25:38patting things
25:40have you really?
25:45yes
25:45yes it is
25:46that's what it is
25:47a woman's makeup
25:48I'm not saying it's a way of bloke things
25:51good heavens no
25:51I mean I like this house
25:52of course
25:53I like the house very much
25:54but you know when you come down to it
25:55well
25:56it's just somewhere to live
25:57yes you see
25:58that's the trouble
25:59that's the difference
26:00you can think with your head
26:01and not your heart
26:01yes I suppose I can
26:03oh I feel such a fool
26:06now now now
26:08don't dwell on it love
26:09and look
26:11what you feel is important to me
26:13in fact it's important enough to say
26:16this
26:18we'll stay here Barbara
26:22oh no Tom no
26:24I couldn't
26:25I couldn't be that selfish
26:26you've got your heart set on that
26:28small holding
26:30well
26:31maybe I had
26:34but if you really want to stay here love
26:36here we stay
26:38but
26:41no
26:41that's my final word
26:44oh
26:46Tom
26:48sorry
26:50I forgot my briefcase
26:51I see you two have performed
26:54another living fairy tale
26:55we're not going
26:56we're staying
26:58oh good
26:59Tom told you then
27:00yes it's all sorted out
27:01Jerry
27:02you better get a move on
27:05or you'll be late
27:05told what
27:06well that he doesn't want to go
27:07good lord
27:08he was practically crying
27:10on my shoulder
27:10about it ten minutes ago
27:11are you alright
27:12because he doesn't want to go
27:16yeah
27:17you toad
27:27now Barbara
27:30as an egg
27:31be practical
27:32like you you mean
27:33yes like you
27:33yes I should be very sorry
27:36to see Barbara and Tom go
27:38they've been such friends
27:39to Jeremy and myself
27:40you know basically
27:41they're very nice people
27:43what about that episode
27:44the other day
27:44coming home on the back
27:46of that awful lorry
27:47oh a little eccentricity
27:50no I can assure you
27:53Mrs. Weaver
27:53that was not typical
27:54of their behavior
27:55at all
27:56no I'm sure it isn't
27:58Yong
28:01oh a little
28:02who's
28:02arrive
28:03ha ha ha
28:05ha ha ha
28:06ha ha ha
28:10uh lapse
28:11and
28:16oh
28:17oh
28:22oh
28:23oh
28:25oh
28:25oh
28:25oh
28:26oh
28:26oh
28:26oh
28:27oh
28:27oh