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00:00Live from his luxury penthouse apartment in London's glittering East End,
00:04Dean Lerner, club owner, entrepreneur and publisher of High Class Gentleman's Magazines
00:09invites you to join him for an exclusive Man to Man.
00:30Please welcome Mr. D. Lerner.
01:00Thank you, thank you, thank you so much, a thousand thank yous and welcome to Man to Man.
01:12My name is Dean Lerner and I guess you could say I'm a one-man brand.
01:16I've got a club called Dino's, a restaurant called Shea Dino's, an erotic comic called The Dino
01:21and a men's magazine called Jigglers.
01:24And that was originally called Dino's, Jigglers, but the image, but the image it conjured up
01:31was, at best, harrowing.
01:34Wasn't it, Satsu?
01:36Yeah.
01:36Now, this show is an attempt to bring back some refinement to modern television, a medium
01:41that's become so depraved, so venal, that I'm almost ashamed to be associated with it.
01:46And I've worked in skin.
01:48In short, you can sum up the creedos of Man to Man in one word, class.
01:53What is class?
01:55Well, it's impossible to define, despite what dictionaries would have us believe.
01:59But certain images can conjure up its essence.
02:01Jumbo prawns, ankle bracelets and dimmer switches in the toilet.
02:07And my special guest this evening is pure class.
02:11He's the candelabra of toilet lighting, if you will.
02:14Now, as many of you will know, I've had a long-standing love of motor racing.
02:18And back in the 80s, I even had my own team, called the Dean Team.
02:22Perhaps you've heard of it.
02:24Or perhaps you haven't.
02:26Those are the two options.
02:27The point is, tonight's VIP visitor was the most famous driver the Dean Team ever had.
02:35But you might know him better now as a spokesman for a major hair restoral company.
02:40Having lived life in the fast lane for well over a decade, it's no surprise to me that my back has begun to fall out.
02:46But with Batch Studios' revolutionary new hair restoral treatment, my back, sack, crack and shoulders have been restored to their bushy best in just under three years.
02:56Has it changed my life?
02:58You betcha.
02:59Back in business.
03:01Please welcome the four-time former Formula 5 world champion, Steve the Accelerator Pissing, with one S.
03:07Thank you, Dean.
03:21One second, one second, one second.
03:23OK.
03:27And go!
03:28Thank you, Dean.
03:29I'm over the moon to be here.
03:30And can I say that's a hilarious start to the proceedings, albeit one that is technically inaccurate.
03:35The chequered flag usually denotes the close of a race, whereas the start of a race is usually signified by a sequence of coloured lights flashing red, red, green, then out.
03:44But thank you, and thank you also for the correct pronunciation of my surname.
03:49So many people over the years have pronounced it Pissing or Pissing.
03:52It's not.
03:53It's Pissing.
03:55Said it once, and I'll say it again.
03:57Pissing is my name, and I'm proud to be a Pissing.
04:00And that's the end of it.
04:01Agreed.
04:01That's the end of it, Dean.
04:03Sure, sure, sure.
04:04Now, some time back, your racing career was cut tragically short by a horrendous car accident, of which more in the dunas, of course.
04:12Which means that a number of our younger viewers may not know that you were once four times Formula 5 world champion.
04:17Now, forgive me for blowing smoke up my own trumpet, but all of those wins were with my team, the Dean team.
04:24That's right, Dean.
04:25And I'd like to say that, with you by my side, I was living the Dean.
04:31Well, that's both funny and kind.
04:35But tell me, Steve, what was it like to drive a Formula 5 car?
04:38What made it so exciting?
04:40Well, I'd have to say the speed.
04:42The speed.
04:43The sheer speed, Dean.
04:44There was nothing else like it.
04:45It was better than sex.
04:47Well, certainly better than any sex I've ever had.
04:50The feeling of speed was just indescribable.
04:53Right.
04:53So, what was it like?
04:57As I was saying, it's indescribable.
05:00Try describing it.
05:03Really good.
05:06Now, together we won a lot of races, but what for you was your finest moment?
05:10Well, I'd have to say probably Brands Hatch 85.
05:13I was leading solidly for 15 laps.
05:16Then, on lap 16, I was taken by Henrik Greger, the fiery Sri Lankan.
05:20I got angry, I put my foot down, I did this, and I was back on pole.
05:26And that was the greatest moment of your life?
05:29Yes, it was.
05:31I mean, there was a moment immediately prior to that where I'd done this.
05:35And that was pretty special.
05:37I mean, I remember thinking, that's probably my greatest moment.
05:40But then that moment led to this,
05:43which blew the previous moment right out of the park.
05:46In fact, the only thing that's come close since is when I first saw the trailer to Troy.
05:56It's a very dangerous sport, isn't it?
05:58Well, I've got no skin left on my legs anymore.
06:02They look like two tubes of pate.
06:04In fact, one dermatologist said,
06:06I'm literally down to my last layer of skin,
06:08so I can't wash with a flannel anymore.
06:10I have to use wet wipes from Kentucky Fried Chicken.
06:13And that's the only brand my skin will take.
06:16So if I ever want to spruce up, it's a trip to the kernel.
06:18Well, it's very difficult to find a good quality wet wipe in any case
06:23because I took Satu to the Ivy recently
06:25and I asked for a wet wipe and they said,
06:28we don't do wet wipes.
06:29I said, the fuck you don't do wet wipes?
06:34I'm paying two tonne a head and you don't do fucking wet wipes.
06:38They said, no, we don't.
06:39I said, well, send out for a wet wipe.
06:41I've got shrimp all over my hands.
06:43I stink.
06:44I need a wet wipe.
06:46And so in the end, they had to bite some over from Chicken Cottage
06:48who do a very good wet wipe and gratis, I may add.
06:51But I have to say, I think the Ivy were a little bit embarrassed
06:54by the whole thing because I'd been in there two weeks back
06:56and they didn't have any sporks.
06:59Back to you, Steve.
07:00You have borne all your innumerable chafings
07:02with considerable courage
07:04and I think that's what the British public loves so much about you.
07:08It's your character.
07:09Well, it's not for no reason, Dean,
07:11that I've been voted Sports Personality of the Year three times running.
07:14Sure.
07:15And that's a very difficult competition to win
07:17because you are up against some very witty sportsmen,
07:20including, I think, John Parrott.
07:24Well, as I said on the night,
07:26I've had the ride of my life in this career,
07:28but the road to this particular trophy has been the bumpiest.
07:32That is priceless.
07:36And you actually wrote that joke yourself, didn't you?
07:40Yes, I did.
07:41It took about a week,
07:42but I was very pleased with the result
07:45and I think it still holds up well today.
07:47Yeah, I think I agree.
07:48And it was that speech,
07:50and in particular that joke, if I may be so bold,
07:52that led to the tide of pissing mania that swept the country.
07:56You were everywhere, weren't you?
07:57There were pissing T-shirts, pissing mugs, pissing posters,
08:00and there was even the pissing single, wasn't there?
08:02That's right.
08:04Driving me crazy.
08:05Driving me crazy, that's right.
08:06How did it go?
08:07Yeah.
08:07You're driving me crazy, take your foot off the gas.
08:10I'm all tired out, I've got my head on the dash.
08:13We need to put the brakes on, or we'll skid off the tracks.
08:16We've been slow out the grids, now I want you back.
08:19You're driving me crazy.
08:21Why don't you give it?
08:22Arrest, do what?
08:23Bunny, rub it, pardon?
08:23No, that's Chas and Dave.
08:24LAUGHTER
08:25That's Chas and Dave.
08:26APPLAUSE
08:27Well, to be fair, I think we ripped it off them.
08:32Yeah, sure.
08:33So I suppose the culmination of this avalanche of merchandise
08:37was your video in which you documented your hopes,
08:40your dreams, and your plans for the future
08:42when you were literally at the top of your game.
08:44So let's have a look at pissing in the driving seat.
08:47LAUGHTER
08:48LAUGHTER
08:49Hi, I'm Steve Pissing,
08:54and this is Pissing in the Driving Seat.
08:56LAUGHTER
08:57In this home videocassette,
09:01Steve Pissing will reveal what drives him,
09:03his racy views on the motor business,
09:05keep us on track with his private life,
09:08and candidly share his hopes for the future
09:10while also putting the brakes
09:11on some rumours about his imminent retirement.
09:13LAUGHTER
09:14Steve Pissing is one of Formula 5's great personalities.
09:21Three-times UK champion,
09:23with an historic 47 trophies to his name.
09:25He is known to other drivers and his fans alike as the Accelerator.
09:29Well, I'm known as the Accelerator,
09:32I suppose because in my motor racing career,
09:34I've often had to accelerate in order to overtake rival drivers.
09:39So I suppose it's a reference to that.
09:41A devoted husband to his wife, Marie,
09:44he runs a successful business with his brother, Barry Pissing.
09:47He also owns a camel and has recently opened a camel refuge
09:52in his hometown of Folkestone, Kent.
09:55I own a camel.
09:56I love camels.
09:57I adore camels.
09:58I'm camel crazy.
10:00Camels have great stamina.
10:01They look good.
10:02Like me, they go a hell of a long way on one tank.
10:05And above all, they're honest.
10:06And let me say this to you now.
10:08If only everyone was as honest as a camel,
10:11the world would be a much better place, in my opinion.
10:13What does Steve feel about the recent fraud and manslaughter allegations
10:16made against Dean Lerner and Dean Machine Motors?
10:19Do these have a bearing on his future plans?
10:21I have the utmost respect for Dean Lerner.
10:24I think he does a wonderful job,
10:26often in very difficult circumstances.
10:28Granted, he flew off the handle somewhat
10:30during his recent courtroom appearance,
10:32but I've said this once and I'll say it again.
10:35As far as I'm concerned,
10:37Dean's always been straight with me.
10:39I've always been straight with him.
10:41I'll be completely straight with the judge
10:43when I'm called to testify at Dean's trial next month.
10:46Dean knows that.
10:47Dean respects that.
10:49I've got nothing to hide.
10:50Dean's got nothing to hide.
10:52The Dean team's got nothing to hide.
10:54So we leave Steve pissing at a crossroads in his career.
10:56But one thing's for certain,
10:58this won't be the last chapter in the pissing story.
11:04Nice. Very nice to see you there.
11:06But shortly after that video,
11:08you indeed announced you were leaving my team, the Dean team.
11:11Yes.
11:12Steve left the Dean team with my blessing.
11:14I wish you the very best.
11:15But I warned you at the time
11:17that if you left me,
11:18things would not turn out well for you.
11:22And I was right, wasn't I?
11:24True, it was an uncanny prediction, Dean,
11:26because in my first race with my new team,
11:28I had a terrible crash
11:29that effectively put the brakes on my entire career.
11:32Which is ironic,
11:33because it was your brakes that failed during that race.
11:37It's one of those things you just have to live with, Dean.
11:39I don't know how that brake cable
11:40became severed in 18 different places.
11:45It's a mystery.
11:48So you live with.
11:49Now, the injuries you received were extensive.
11:52I mean, no-one's more surprised than me
11:53when you pulled through.
11:56Well, it was a horrific crash, Dean.
11:59I remember it like it was yesterday.
12:01The brakes failed.
12:02I hit the kerb.
12:03The car flipped.
12:04I went into a roll,
12:05slid on some oil,
12:06skidded into a tyre wall,
12:08bounced over the control tower onto a garage roof,
12:11catapulted sideways into a tree,
12:13dropped down into the path of a speeding van,
12:15ricocheted back up into the tree,
12:17landed bonnet down in a skip,
12:19the petrol tank blew,
12:20the car exploded,
12:21the tree fell on the car,
12:23and at that point I became worried
12:24I might not make it.
12:26My seat caught fire,
12:28the skip blew up,
12:29I started hearing gunshots,
12:31then a pick-up truck
12:33dumped 15 gallons of wet cement on top of me.
12:36When I was chiselled out of the wreckage,
12:38my pelvis was shattered,
12:40one arse cheek was hanging loose,
12:42the top of my head was leaking,
12:44and my spine had become severely compressed.
12:47By how much?
12:48I was three foot five, Dean.
12:51But lucky for me,
12:52they managed to surgically stretch me back
12:54to something approximating my original height
12:56over a period of seven years.
12:58Right.
12:59Were you ever afraid that you were going to die?
13:01Well, I did die, Dean.
13:03I was rushing down a tunnel
13:04towards a very bright light at the other end,
13:06I was going maybe 200, 220 mph,
13:10popped out the other end
13:11and I saw the face of God.
13:12And what did he look like?
13:14Um, a little bit like Uncle Albert
13:15from Only Fools and Horses.
13:17That's how I imagined him to look like.
13:19I guess he didn't do that a lot, though.
13:22Um, not that I noticed,
13:27but heaven was like a huge car parts depot,
13:29gleaming white and stocked to the gills
13:31with every form of car part
13:32or car part accessory you could wish for.
13:35And I remember thinking,
13:35if I ever come through this,
13:37I'm going to open up a similar operation
13:38in Folkestone or maybe Dover.
13:40And God said to me,
13:42Steve, that's a great idea.
13:43There's a lot of passing trade
13:44opening up in Folkestone,
13:45what with the channel nearing completion
13:47and increasing reinvestment
13:48throughout the area.
13:49And you've already built up
13:51good brand loyalty
13:52with pissing parts and pissing oil.
13:54So, we talked for about an hour
13:56about the motor parts trade
13:57and we found a lot of our views
13:59on how to trade in stock
14:00were very similar.
14:02I'm sorry,
14:02I'm going to have to interrupt you there, Steve.
14:04I had no idea that answer would be so long.
14:07We have to go to a commercial break.
14:09Please come back
14:10for what I promise
14:11will be a snappier second half.
14:18Welcome back to Man to Man
14:19with Dean Lerner.
14:20I'm about to recommence talking
14:22to former Formula 5 world champion
14:24Steve Piercing now.
14:26After the crash
14:27that ended your motor racing career,
14:29you returned to domestic life.
14:31How did you find that?
14:33Since my retirement,
14:34my wife Marie and I
14:35have been trying for a baby
14:36but with no joy at all.
14:38And it's been devastating for me, Dean,
14:40because as you know,
14:41I want to continue the pissing name.
14:43It's an old Anglo-Saxon name
14:45and regrettably it's dying out.
14:47And I understand as yet
14:48your marriage has been without issue.
14:50You've got it in one, Dean.
14:51Unfortunately,
14:52the kind of temperatures
14:53generated in the driving seat
14:54during an average Formula 5 race
14:56are roughly the equivalent
14:57of a Breville toaster.
14:58So, sadly,
15:00over the years,
15:01the tip of my shaft
15:02has become heat-sealed.
15:06A bit like the corners
15:10of a toasted sandwich.
15:12Could you not try
15:13siphoning off some sperms?
15:15I'd love to, Dean,
15:16but the trouble is
15:17after ten years on the track
15:18with my testes sizzling
15:19on a white-hot engine,
15:20everything down there
15:21is long since curdled.
15:23Well, I've got the opposite problem.
15:26I mean, I just found out this week
15:27that I've got another son,
15:28which is not ideal.
15:31But then again,
15:31you can't argue with the DNA test.
15:33Not for long.
15:36Sorry.
15:37I digress.
15:38Couldn't you adopt?
15:39No, I couldn't adopt.
15:40Apparently,
15:40calling a child pissing
15:41in this day and age
15:42constitutes a form of child abuse.
15:45I mean,
15:45not to harp on about it,
15:46but even my wife,
15:47Marie,
15:47won't take my name.
15:48And I've said to her,
15:49I've pleaded,
15:50please, Marie,
15:51please take it as a middle name.
15:52But she won't.
15:53She won't,
15:54because her surname's Blood.
15:59Let's move on.
16:01Now,
16:02after the crash
16:03that you should not have survived,
16:04you went full-time
16:08into the parts business,
16:10didn't you?
16:10That's right.
16:11I love the parts business,
16:12and I get the same kick
16:14from selling a wheel component
16:15or a splash shield
16:16as I did crossing the finishing line,
16:17would you believe?
16:19I believe you, Steve.
16:22And you ran that business
16:23with your brother, Barry,
16:24and I believe we've got a picture of him,
16:26which we can see now.
16:27There he is.
16:29Yeah,
16:29that's my brother, Barry.
16:31He's my younger brother.
16:32Just sitting here thinking about him
16:34makes my blood boil.
16:37Cain and Abel,
16:39Romulus and Remus,
16:40and now Steve and Barry.
16:44Why can't brothers get on?
16:46I don't know, Dean.
16:47I love him like a brother,
16:48but at the same time,
16:49I hate him so much
16:50I could spit.
16:52And I don't even approve
16:53of spitting,
16:53as you know.
16:54Actually,
16:55I'll tell you
16:55who's a terrible one
16:56for spitting.
16:57He's a real gobber.
16:58And that's Des Lynam.
17:02When he's on Countdown,
17:03they actually have to put
17:04a spittoon under his desk.
17:06That's true.
17:06That is true.
17:07He won't tell you.
17:08That's why he's got the moustache,
17:09it's to soak it up, basically.
17:13So what did Barry do?
17:14What didn't he do?
17:16Let's start off
17:16with what he did do,
17:17because that was...
17:17Because that was a long first half.
17:21Well, things began one day
17:24when we'd been delivered
17:25an extra wiper blade
17:26from our supplier
17:27by mistake,
17:27and Barry suggested
17:28we pocket the profit
17:29and keep our heads low
17:30for a week.
17:31And I said,
17:32Barry,
17:32I don't want to live
17:33like a fugitive
17:34for the rest of my life.
17:36I can't do business
17:37like that.
17:38Then,
17:38not long after that,
17:39he began to turn up
17:40late for work.
17:41He'd roll up to the depot
17:42at about 7.30,
17:43when I've been there
17:43since five,
17:44and I'd say,
17:45Jesus, Barry,
17:46what time do you call this?
17:47Half the day's gone.
17:47And he'd just look at me,
17:49flip the bird,
17:49and say,
17:50Climb it, Tarzan.
17:54Then I noticed
17:55he started to take
17:56the van home at weekends,
17:57and when it came back
17:58on Monday morning,
17:58it smelled distinctly
17:59of midnight sin.
18:02But the worst thing was,
18:03he wouldn't do up
18:03his top button
18:04on his shirt,
18:04which, from a customer's
18:05point of view,
18:06is like being kicked
18:07in the balls.
18:09You were so ill
18:10with stress,
18:11you had to take
18:11five months off work,
18:12didn't you?
18:12That's right.
18:13Well, that's where
18:13all my back hair fell out.
18:16And that's when
18:16I came back to you,
18:17the only man
18:18in the world
18:18I could trust,
18:19and very honourably,
18:21and for £50,
18:22you took the business
18:22off my hands
18:23and a whole heap
18:24of worry from my shoulders.
18:26And these are
18:27exciting times
18:28for the business
18:28because we have
18:29a new reality show
18:30where you and I
18:32have to find
18:32a new trainee
18:33to oversee
18:33the future growth
18:34of pitting parts.
18:35So, let's have a look
18:36at The Learner.
18:38Good morning, everyone.
18:50Okay, let's cut
18:51straight to it,
18:52shall we?
18:52You loss are going
18:53to be competing
18:53against one another
18:54to become the new
18:55night security guard
18:57at my Woking depot.
18:58This is the opportunity
19:00of a lifetime,
19:01as well as the obvious
19:02cachet that such a position
19:03affords.
19:03The Lucky Appointee
19:05will receive
19:06an annual salary
19:07of £9.5k
19:08and personalised
19:09name badge.
19:10Now, helping me choose
19:11my learner security guard
19:13will be my two
19:13trusted advisors.
19:15To my right,
19:16Mr Steve Pissing.
19:17Steve heads up
19:18the car parts depot here
19:19and as such,
19:20over the next few weeks
19:21will be my eyes,
19:23ears, throat
19:24and balls.
19:25To my left
19:25is my financial advisor.
19:28Now, I'm going to split
19:29you up into two groups,
19:30shirts and skirt.
19:32Shirts, you can do
19:33stock taking with Steve
19:34here and skirt.
19:35What's your name,
19:36my love?
19:36Martine.
19:37Martine, my darling.
19:38You can soap down
19:39the jag with me
19:39and Mary Lou.
19:43Water pumps,
19:44that's a DI2519
19:45and a DI2517.
19:48OK?
19:49Can you see them?
19:50There they are,
19:51there they are.
19:51What's the quantity?
19:53Two.
19:54What's the quantity?
19:55Two.
19:57What's the quantity?
19:58Look.
19:59There you go.
20:00Quantity one.
20:02Draw it down.
20:03Exhaust paste power cans.
20:04Where are they?
20:05Wrong.
20:06That's a water pump.
20:11Because if they come
20:11too far on the shelves
20:12they can fall
20:13and it's against
20:13health and safety.
20:14If this jut's out
20:15too far
20:16and I'm walking along
20:16here,
20:17bang,
20:17and I'm out.
20:18OK?
20:18So just be very,
20:19very careful.
20:20Bring it up
20:21to the edge
20:21but no further.
20:22And don't push it
20:23all the way back
20:23because then you might
20:24miss one walking
20:25through, OK?
20:26Because I've walked past
20:26and I go,
20:27where is it,
20:27where is it?
20:27And I've gone past it.
20:28It's literally
20:29up to that edge.
20:31That's why they were
20:32built this length.
20:33OK?
20:33That's why the width
20:34is right.
20:34It's just right
20:35for the job.
20:37It's just right
20:38for the job.
20:39Did you stack these?
20:40Yes.
20:40Yeah, they're overstacked.
20:42OK, if you look,
20:43come here,
20:44if you look,
20:45there's one,
20:45two, three,
20:45four, five,
20:46six, seven,
20:46eight, nine,
20:47there's ten.
20:47I mean,
20:47I know what you've
20:48done.
20:48You've put ten on
20:49thinking,
20:49well, ten's a nice
20:50even number
20:51but they should
20:52only ever go
20:52to at least
20:53seven or,
20:55you know,
20:55seven or less
20:55really
20:56because if I walk
20:57along here
20:57and I'm crouching
20:58and I'm walking
20:59through
20:59and they drop off,
21:01I mean,
21:01I know they're not
21:02heavy but enough
21:03of them could
21:03blind me.
21:06Does anyone here
21:07want a cup of tea?
21:08No.
21:08Cup of tea?
21:09No, they're fine.
21:10Cup of tea?
21:10They're fine.
21:11OK.
21:16Can you send them
21:17in, please?
21:24OK, now I've
21:24listened to the
21:25advice of Steve
21:26and Mary Lou
21:27but now I need
21:27you to convince me,
21:29OK?
21:29You,
21:30what have you got
21:30to say for yourself?
21:32Your employer
21:32said I did good.
21:34Pardon me?
21:35I was great.
21:36You were great.
21:37He sounded great.
21:38I did it good.
21:39He did it good.
21:40He did it good.
21:43Did he did it good,
21:45Steve?
21:46Um,
21:46he did.
21:47I caught someone
21:47like you
21:48kicking my car.
21:49Do you know
21:49what happened to him?
21:50What?
21:51He carried his leg
21:51home.
21:53It's all a joke
21:54for these fellas.
21:55What about you?
21:56How many GCSEs
21:57have you got?
21:57I have two GCSEs.
21:59I don't like
22:00eggheads,
22:01OK?
22:01I've got a problem
22:02with you.
22:03Why should I
22:03kick you on?
22:04Well,
22:05like I said before,
22:06I think I've
22:07done my tasks
22:08to my best ability.
22:10Right.
22:10What's your best ability?
22:11That of the hog?
22:13What have you got
22:14to say in your defence?
22:15I think, um,
22:17Steve and I
22:17make a pretty good team.
22:19So you're
22:19Torval and Dean,
22:20suddenly,
22:20are you?
22:21Skating together
22:22in sync?
22:22It was discussed.
22:24What,
22:24Torval and Dean?
22:25Us going
22:26skating.
22:27What about you,
22:27then?
22:28I can be a good
22:28employee for you.
22:29For me?
22:30Yeah.
22:31Right.
22:32Do you know
22:32what I think you are?
22:34I think you're
22:34a fucking toilet.
22:38I'm not a team.
22:39How did you get up?
22:41I don't know.
22:42Don't know.
22:43OK.
22:45This is very tough.
22:46This is very tough
22:47indeed.
22:48A lot of
22:49conflicting testimony.
22:51It is my decision.
22:53But I've made it.
22:54And I'm going
22:55to cut all of you
22:56loose,
22:57except Martine.
23:12There's a great
23:13episode coming up
23:14later where
23:14Satu and Martine
23:15have a catfight
23:16on a bouncy castle.
23:19Watch out for that.
23:20All that remains
23:21for me to do
23:22is to thank
23:22once again
23:23my super guest
23:24Steve Pissing
23:24for talking to me
23:25man to man
23:26and to thank
23:27you very much
23:28for watching.
23:29Thank you very much.
23:36You're done.
23:37I'll get a hose.
23:38Get a hose.
23:39You might get
23:39sprinkled a bit.
23:40Don't give me that look,
23:47Steve.
23:48That car's too clean,
23:49Dave.
23:50It's my decision,
23:51Steve.
23:52Your decision,
23:52Steve.
23:53It is my decision.
23:56And the car is
23:57the level of
23:58cleanness
23:58that I'd like.
24:03Tonight might be a late one,
24:04so you'd best
24:05call your mother
24:05because I doubt
24:06you'll be back
24:07before
24:07half eleven.
24:10Oh.
24:10Okay.