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00:00Satsang with Mooji
00:30You're ready now. Just keep popping up full of juice.
00:43OK, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:46Hey, Jimmy, I know what you've done was up by General Salmon Dandy.
00:48I've got plenty of pork now, now.
00:50I tell you, we're debating to the belly crowd this year, huh?
00:55Come on, we'll take her out for a spin.
00:57Right, hop it.
01:00They're coming out of the garage.
01:10Right, come on, come on. Turn around. Turn around.
01:13What kind of car is it?
01:14I don't believe it.
01:17What is it?
01:18It's the red one.
01:19Give me them nogglers.
01:23Hey, Lance, off you go.
01:25You've got to stopwatch.
01:26Check.
01:26Come on.
01:32Ready?
01:33Stop it.
01:35Go!
01:37Come on, Graeme.
01:38Come on, Graeme.
01:42Jeez.
01:43She's a flyer.
01:47She's tipped away like the Yankees had, isn't she?
01:50Oh, you did a great job on her.
01:54What the hell's he doing?
02:00Don't go into the field.
02:05Quick, make a run for it.
02:08This way, lads.
02:09Come on.
02:09Come on, let's bail out of here.
02:11Come on.
02:12Sit up and stick together, Les.
02:16Come on.
02:17Cool.
02:17What are them yokes?
02:21Come on, let's bail out.
02:24Here we go.
02:25Hey, come back.
02:28Jimmy, fair play to my...
02:30What did you do to her?
02:31So I got down underneath her chassis, didn't I?
02:33And I tell you, she was dripping oil all over the place.
02:36So I took out me soldering rod.
02:38Hop you by you.
02:39And I gave her a good welding.
02:41I tell you, she was hot under the bottles after that.
02:43Huh?
02:44She was.
02:45How are you, Miss Gilholy?
02:47I'll give you how are you.
02:49Have you no respect for yourselves?
02:53You dirty, dirty men.
02:56Huh?
02:57Huh?
02:58Huh?
03:00Hmm.
03:02Huh?
03:03What's she on about?
03:08That Jimmy fella is a genius with the cows.
03:12It was like a speeding bullet.
03:14It was like a speeding bullet shot by someone on a fast train.
03:19It was like a speeding bullet shot by someone on a fast train
03:23while they were on roller skates.
03:26It was like a speeding bullet.
03:26Will you shut up the two of you?
03:28We have to think of a plan.
03:30If only we had a Jimmy of our own, huh?
03:34A Jimmy of our own.
03:37That's it.
03:38We have a plan.
03:40Can we settle up with you now?
03:41Put that back in your pocket.
03:43How would you like to do me a favour?
03:46A favour?
03:47Come here.
03:47Come here.
03:48And what I want you to do is this.
03:49I want you to go into a place called Killing the Scully.
03:51And there's a fillet there called Jimmy.
03:56Hope you're going to recycle that when you're finished with this.
03:58I'm keeping it.
03:59I collect them.
04:00Just saying, recycling's all to go nowadays to you.
04:05And so it should be.
04:06Nobody relishes a dump on their doorstep.
04:09No.
04:11Speaking of dump,
04:13here, two and three pints there to you like a good man.
04:16Make mine a lemonade again dear to you.
04:19Another lemonade?
04:21He's driving.
04:23Oh, as you wish.
04:29Jimmy.
04:30Really?
04:32Did you go to that meeting for me last night?
04:34The meeting?
04:35I did, yeah.
04:36Oh.
04:37How'd it go?
04:38The usual, Mrs Gilhooly,
04:40saying I'm nothing to have to repeat myself indeed
04:42or banging on about windmills or something.
04:44Nothing about traffic lights?
04:47Traffic lights?
04:48No, there wasn't, no.
04:50You fucking embassy, yeah.
04:52You weren't even there.
04:53So what did I say to you?
04:54The first mention of traffic lights
04:55and you were to play smokes and daggers
04:57until the next meeting.
04:58Well, the traffic lights did come up
05:00and the idea was knocked in the head.
05:02And now I have to start the whole process all over again,
05:04you fucking idiot.
05:07Decorum, Willie.
05:09Decorum, is it?
05:10After all the work happened into this project
05:12until this lala came along and upset the old apple cart.
05:15You fuck you.
05:17Oh, there's some bang there.
05:35Who's after opening their lunchbox, lads?
05:37I'd better go straight on the spuds.
05:40I think you'd better give him a good wash while you're at it.
05:42Oh, Willie's after coming in and giving him a gnawful pasting
05:46because he was supposed to play smokes and daggers
05:48at the meeting he didn't go to.
05:50How could he be at any meeting
05:51and he blow working on the car?
05:53The car?
05:55Yeah, the car for Daniel Killing a Scully versus Belly Rally.
05:59He was working on her all night.
06:01He said she blew a seal.
06:02I think he might have blown a seal himself,
06:05the smell of him.
06:07See for yourself, Willie.
06:13The whole street is full of nobody.
06:15Not one sinner.
06:17I might as well take my Spiegel, Freud,
06:19and sell it on the moon.
06:21That's exactly, Dieter, why we need traffic lights.
06:24What?
06:25You see, if we put traffic lights out in the belly road,
06:28what'll people think?
06:29You know, we'll take a detour through Killing a Scully.
06:31And what does that give us?
06:32Passing trade.
06:33Passing trade?
06:34Yeah.
06:35Passing trade is the cornerstone of any good business.
06:38Oh, is that right, Willie?
06:40I'm telling you, Gretty,
06:41these traffic lights have been the makings of this town.
06:43That's what I'm campaigning for.
06:44The trick is to get up a good head of steam and keep it up.
06:47Oh, there's no one can keep it up like you, Willie.
06:51Come on, ladies.
06:55How's it going, Jimmy?
06:58God bless the work.
06:59How's she coming along?
07:00I'm affected.
07:02She's overheating like a Randy Badger.
07:04If we don't get her fixed,
07:05the belly boys could win the race.
07:06For the first time in 20 years.
07:07Really?
07:09That's your lucky day, then.
07:10Did you ever hear of Wang Chung's Chinese concoction?
07:14Does overheated engines come in under that bracket?
07:16It most certainly does.
07:18Now, with an engine that size,
07:19it would need two bottles.
07:21Will I?
07:22And I guarantee it here,
07:23the race is yours.
07:24Give me two, sir.
07:26Jimmy!
07:27What you want?
07:28Sounds ridiculous something for you.
07:3020 euros or so, Jimmy.
07:31What?
07:34I need to go for the wee-wee.
07:36Go behind the hedge, can't you?
07:38You wait for me?
07:39Ha, ha, ha!
07:40Will you go away?
07:41Oh, that's your big brother.
07:43We'll see you back in Jackson's.
07:44Ha, ha, ha, ha!
07:45They came from over there.
08:00What's your name?
08:02My name's Timmy.
08:03Timmy?
08:04That's him.
08:05Is it Jimmy?
08:05We left him.
08:06I heard Timmy.
08:08Timmy, Jimmy.
08:09Shots are the one.
08:11Are you from over there?
08:13It's none of your business where we're from.
08:15Quick, grab it.
08:17Oh, no!
08:17Yes!
08:20Oh!
08:28Hello, Sam Dempsey.
08:30Sorry, love.
08:30Willie Power, actually.
08:31I'm waiting for a Sam Dempsey myself
08:33from the Department of Roundabouts and Traffic Lays.
08:35Well, you need to wait no longer.
08:37He's not coming.
08:38Ah, for fix sake.
08:40I'm after cancelling two meetings to be here today.
08:41I'm Sam Dempsey.
08:42You?
08:43Yeah.
08:45But you're only...
08:46Only what?
08:48Two minutes late.
08:49You must have got stuck in traffic, did you?
08:51Not at all.
08:51There wasn't a car on the road.
08:53Aren't you lucky to beat rush hour?
08:56Rush hour?
08:57At 11am in the morning?
08:58Yeah, well, we operate at a different time around here
09:00than Yeat Road above in Dublin.
09:02Most of the crowd here would be out the door
09:03be half-five at the latest.
09:04They'd be only on their way back for their dinner now.
09:06Best of luck to them.
09:08Well, will we go?
09:09Well, we'll go.
09:12I thought we might wait here for a while
09:14at the traffic tin out.
09:17You are joking, aren't you?
09:20No.
09:21I think we should go.
09:24Fair enough, sir.
09:25If you want to risk it.
09:26All right, yeah.
09:28Why is he be sitting in traffic
09:29as opposed to be sitting around here?
09:30Women.
09:31See you then.
09:33Where are you?
09:37Elliot!
09:38Come on!
09:38No!
09:39No!
09:40No!
09:40Ooh!
09:42velocidad
09:42느낌이
09:52Bell
09:53튀 arche
09:54The van is off to Jack Knifellant.
09:54The van is off to Jack Knifellant of me, sir!
09:55There must have been black ice, oil or ice cream
09:57all over the road.
09:58You be as well-off taking the valley road.
09:58You'll be as well off taking the valley road!
10:01What's going on here, father?
10:02The annual blessing of the ditches.
10:04Will it take long?
10:05No, no, no.
10:06A couple of hours.
10:07What?
10:26Hold it.
10:28What is it, Sergeant?
10:29There's a bit of a tip up ahead.
10:31You'd rather take the valley road.
10:32Oh, it must have been bad to block off the road.
10:35I'd say it's a bloodbath, is it, Sergeant?
10:37Lord have mercy on the poor unfortunate creatures.
10:39What sort of a pile-up was it?
10:41Just a couple of cows.
10:42Was it one of them joyriders, Sergeant?
10:44I bet it was.
10:45They're an awful shower of bastards, them joyriders.
10:47God forgive me.
10:48But they should all be strung up, the lot of them.
10:51It wasn't joyriders, ma'am.
10:53How many was killed?
10:54Oh, Lord, save us and blesses, I'd say.
10:56There's stacks of bodies up there, arms and legs hanging off the trees,
10:59guts and giblets all over the road.
11:01You'll have an awful job cleaning that up, Sergeant.
11:03Tell me, have you enough body bags?
11:05We'll be putting you in a body bag if you don't get up that valley road quick.
11:09Oh, right you are, Sergeant.
11:11There must be a fleet of ambulances trying to get through.
11:19What did I tell you?
11:20Eleven o'clock and the belly roar is like a car pack.
11:22I haven't seen traffic like this in all of my life.
11:25Not in Two Mile Boris or even Boris.
11:29I'll be recommending traffic lights.
11:33Good girl.
11:34I mean, thank you.
11:36When do we get them?
11:37It normally takes between six and eight months.
11:40Come back, lads.
11:42Come back.
11:43There's been a massive smash.
11:46This is crawling with bodies.
11:48I hope I never see the likes of it again.
11:50Oh, my God!
11:53You'll have your lights tomorrow.
12:04What are they at?
12:06They're unloading pots of paint.
12:09Paint!
12:11That kind of yellow paint for marking the road.
12:14Marking the road.
12:15Maybe they're getting a yellow line.
12:17Why can't we have a yellow line?
12:20There's white paint as well.
12:22What?
12:23They're getting a cycle in.
12:25Oh, no.
12:27I don't believe it is worse than that.
12:29What is it? Give me them! Give me them!
12:37Oh, jeez.
12:38What is it?
12:39Traffic lights.
12:40They'll get them over my dead body.
12:43Tracks are coming!
12:50Will you be able to get those lights up before the belly crowd get wind of it?
12:52I will do, boss.
12:53Just finishing me brunch.
12:55Brunch?
12:56Yeah, brunch.
12:57Halfway between breakfast and lunch.
12:58Normally, this time of the day, I'd have a power snack.
13:00You know, apples, nuts, bananas.
13:02I need a quick release and carbohydrates.
13:04Oh, right.
13:05Probably do you up a food pyramid, boss.
13:06And the healthy foods at the top.
13:08No, you're grand. Just get the lights up.
13:09Right, yeah, boss.
13:16Right. That's the end of it.
13:19Now, let's get this paint back to Billy.
13:22Go, go, go!
13:28The only problem with the plug-in car is you have to have a savage long flex.
13:33Where's Timmy? Haven't seen him all day?
13:35No, now that you mention it. Haven't seen him since yesterday.
13:38I wonder what's happened to him.
13:39I tell you what's happened to him.
13:40He's stuck.
13:41Stuck where?
13:42On the nostril on his tum.
13:51Hello?
13:53Is there anybody out there?
14:03Wow.
14:05Oh.
14:08That's right, boss.
14:09Should I just have to put in the lights up there?
14:10And have you the painting done as well?
14:11Should've was no paint, boss.
14:12What do you mean there was no paint?
14:13She's just dropped off.
14:14I swear I'm in Anna's grave and never touched it.
14:15Someone else was supposed to have whipped it.
14:16The valley boys.
14:17We'll dump this paint with the rest of the rubbish.
14:18No, no.
14:19Throw it into the garage.
14:20What about your man inside?
14:21Well, you can tell him now to work his magic on the car or he won't see killing the scully again.
14:22Great job, boss.
14:23Great job, boss.
14:24Great job, boss.
14:25Great job, boss.
14:26Here, boss.
14:27Here now.
14:28Stop sniffling.
14:29And work your magic on that car.
14:30Right here.
14:31You know?
14:32You just need to go hunting now.
14:33You've too, people have to be the guy who's good.
14:34You've too, it has been a big time.
14:35You've too, it has no rigged, man.
14:36You've too, it has no rigged, man.
14:37And now you've too, it has no rigged.
14:38It's like, man, I've too, it's a guy, it's a guy who's bad.
14:39Yeah.
14:40And the angry guy who's bad, I've too, it's a guy who's bad.
14:41But I can't get too, I can tell you.
14:42And here's the guy who's bad.
14:43Do you think he's bad.
14:44Is there no matter who's good?
14:45So I know who's bad.
14:46How about the guy who's bad enough?
14:47Why are you?
14:48Great job, boss.
14:55Here now. Stop sniffling.
14:57I'll work your magic on that cow.
15:05I called you. I called you girl.
15:11I am delighted to be here to unveil the new lights in Kilna's Cully.
15:18But just to say it to you lads,
15:20there's no pythons put the lights in here
15:23if you're not going to use them often and use them properly.
15:26That's all I'll say about it.
15:28Norley. Here you are, Willie. Here you are.
15:30Thank you, Norley.
15:36Billy!
15:40Norley, press the button.
15:46Norley.
15:47Sorry, Billy. Sorry, Billy.
15:48Sorry, Billy.
15:49Sorry, Billy.
15:50Sorry, Billy.
16:07Oh, smells lovely.
16:09Oh, doo-dee-didee-do.
16:12Doo-dee-didee-do.
16:13Doo-dee-didee-do.
16:14Doo-dee-didee-do.
16:16Heh heh heh heh heh.
16:18Magic!
16:19Heh heh heh heh heh.
16:20Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:21Right, right, right, right.
16:23Look, never with me so I look after.
16:24Right, right, right.
16:25Listen lads.
16:27You're going to have to stop dumping this stuff around the corner there.
16:29People are starting to complain about the smell.
16:32Where are we going to put so I got you dig a hole somewhere
16:36In that diggin a hole
16:38Filthy dirty muddy mucky things. I got someone else to do for you then. Like who for instance. I don't care
16:46I have enough on me mind with the rally coming up. Come on lads. Let's take a look at this car
16:52Alright Jenny, you can come out now
16:56God the fuse! It's red
17:01Timmy
17:05What are you doing here?
17:10Lillians! Don't suck my brains out!
17:13Told you to kidnap Jimmy!
17:15I told you it was Jimmy. You said it was Timmy. I said Jimmy
17:19Matt! Look what his actor doing to the car!
17:26Oh jeez!
17:28Get rid of him!
17:30Where?
17:31I don't care. Just get rid of him!
17:34Come on!
17:35Come on!
17:36Ah!
17:37Aliens!
17:39Come on you!
17:41Aliens!
17:42Aliens!
17:45Aliens!
17:46Oh!
17:47Where the hell are those belly boys?
17:55Matt!
17:56What the hell is that?
17:58Well boys!
17:59You had every reason to be nervous about the race but you didn't need to get sick in the
18:08bodies!
18:09It's the last time you'll see the front because it's the back of the car you'll be seeing for
18:12the rest of the race!
18:13Good man Matt!
18:14Okay lads!
18:15Are you going to stand around talking or are you going to race?
18:18Ali's ready!
18:19Kindle's called.
18:20He's ready to go!
18:21Woo!
18:22Ow!
18:24Okay lads!
18:25Let's burn rubber!
18:28Right gentlemen!
18:29Start your vehicle!
18:30Turn!
18:31You alright in the back there Peter?
18:32Go on you boy!
18:33Ha ha ha!
18:34Now are you sure you don't want the road map down?
18:35Ha ha ha!
18:36Ready!
18:37Steady!
18:38Go!
18:39Woo!
18:40Woo!
18:41Woo!
18:42Woo!
18:43Woo!
18:44Woo!
18:45Woo!
18:46Woo!
18:47Woo!
18:48Woo!
18:49Woo!
18:50Woo!
18:51Woo!
18:52Woo!
18:53Woo!
18:54Woo!
18:55Woo!
18:56Woo!
18:57Woo!
18:58Woo!
18:59Woo!
19:00Woo!
19:01Woo!
19:02Woo!
19:03Woo!
19:04Woo!
19:05Woo!
19:06Woo!
19:07Woo!
19:08Woo!
19:09Woo!
19:10Woo!
19:11That's just a fight!
19:12Woo!
19:13Woo!
19:15Woo!
19:20Cool!
19:22Damn digget!
19:24Von Frank!
19:25It will be aחкомsaac!
19:26ena be such an eejit Mick!
19:27So then he'll know who we are!
19:28Thorin!
19:29'm sorry!
19:30Hey!
19:40Ah!
19:41Here you go!
19:43Ah!
19:44Ah!
19:47Woohoo!
19:48Woohoo!
19:49Huh?
19:50There's a bit of a bit. Follow me another bit of a bit.
19:53The belly boys behind us?
19:55Sure I can't see them, we must be miles ahead.
19:58Watch out for the next corner.
20:00Where's there?
20:01There's a very very bendy bendy bit.
20:14I tell you something Frank, he's a fair digger.
20:16Will you stop calling me Frank?
20:18Sure he knows where Mick and Frank.
20:20But he's no way of knowing where the heck he's from Keldickin.
20:23Are you stupid looking?
20:26Shit!
20:27Will you stop?
20:28The lights are red!
20:29This is a race you looter!
20:30I know fearless fair thing.
20:31You heard what Willie Powell said.
20:32We're not just to use the lights but use them properly.
20:37Why are we stopped?
20:42The lights are red.
20:44This is a race, you looter.
20:46I know fear is fear, Clay.
20:47You heard what Willie Powell said.
20:48We're not just to use the lights, but use them properly.
20:53Go, go, go.
20:54Act until it's green.
20:56It's almost green.
20:57Go, go, go.
20:59Come on, go, will you for God's sake.
21:01Go, go.
21:03We're all ready, DJ.
21:09No thousand feckin' noodles.
21:11We have the bacon of them this year.
21:13I've never got feckin' traffic lights.
21:15Stop the lights, buddy.
21:24Ah, for fix sake, we'll never catch her in this rain.
21:27Can this thing go here faster?
21:29Wendy books the headlamp stand.
21:31But she's overheat.
21:32If I push her anymore, she's blown.
21:34Stop the car.
21:35What?
21:35Stop the car, Jimmy.
21:39Stop the car.
21:45Pop the bottle, Jimmy.
21:47Time for the Chinese concoction.
21:53Matt?
21:54What?
21:54You there yet?
21:56No.
21:56You there now?
21:57No.
21:58You there now?
21:59No.
22:00You there now?
22:00Shut up!
22:03Hello?
22:05Hello?
22:06Hello?
22:08Woo-hoo!
22:11No, no, no, no!
22:12Yeah!
22:15Yeah!
22:15Yeah!
22:18Yeah!
22:18Yeah!
22:19Oh, my God.
22:26That's a doer.
22:28I know, Jimmy.
22:29Right, Dan.
22:29that's it
22:34what the
22:39ah you feckin looter
22:42are you trying to kill us all
22:44it wasn't me it was that feckin
22:46kill the scully looter
22:47there he is
22:50right
22:53here they come
22:57yes yes
23:00well done lads
23:03come on go
23:05well done jimmy
23:07come on then
23:08that bloody stuff you thought is useless
23:12congratulations lads you won the race
23:14there's no sight of the valley boys
23:16well but they were ahead of us
23:18not anymore they're not
23:19ah we won
23:21no thanks to timmy the looter
23:23whatever he is
23:25go
23:27oh
23:28oh
23:29oh
23:31oh
23:41oh
23:42oh
23:43You lost us the race. You're killing a scully gobshite.
23:50It wasn't my fault. I was kidnapped by spacemen.
23:53I'll give you spacemen.
23:55But your spacemen can't save you now.
23:58What's that noise?
24:01Uh-oh.
24:02Whoa!
24:08Thanks, spacemen.
24:13Ooh!
24:14Ooh!
24:20Outro music
24:29Outro music
24:34Outro music