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00:30How long ago are we going to be at this, Dick?
00:41Are you in a rush somewhere, Dan?
00:43No, it's just we'd normally be up in Jax's when he opens.
00:45And you're thinking Jaxie'll be worried as to what happened to you?
00:49Oh, come on, Dick, how much longer?
00:51I'm starting to get withdrawal symptoms.
00:53Well, withdraw a few more writers from the trailer now and you'll be finished.
00:56Some nice stuff in there, Dick. Where'd you get it?
00:58Above it, Martin Campion's.
01:00He's not well.
01:01Obviously not, if he's after giving you all that stuff.
01:04He was taken into the county home yesterday.
01:07They don't expect him to last a week.
01:10May he rest in peace.
01:12Well, he cut it out, for God's sake.
01:14He's not dead yet.
01:16He wouldn't last long around you lot anyway.
01:18Well, he won't have much use for that lot where he's going.
01:21And he just gave you everything?
01:23No, he just took it out of the house for safekeeping.
01:25What?
01:26Well, you couldn't leave all that stuff in the house and no one living there.
01:29They're so valuable.
01:30That is sound, Dick.
01:33What are you going to do with all that stuff?
01:36You're fairly cramped and safe.
01:37I'll hang on to it for a few days and if no one collects it, I'll sell it off.
01:41But...
01:42What is it, Dick?
01:48It's a commode, Timmy.
01:50What's it for?
01:51It's for sitting in.
01:54She'd have no comfort sitting in that joke.
01:56I tell you, Timmy, the day that you've to sit on one of them, you'll have all the comfort in the world.
02:00Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
02:03Take the last few things out of the trailer, that's it.
02:05where did you get those items of furniture from merton capiens he's gone into the county home so
02:21he went down and cleaned out the house what oh dear guys cough them we can't have these men
02:27walking around like this up against the wall come on up against the wall cuff them dick
02:34how are you already oh it's like mammy mice around here this morning come on ladies
02:57because very quite near today and he signed the lads how the mighty have fallen what are you on
03:09about you well i was talking to garetti and she said she noticed a lot of activity down around
03:15the garda station maybe sergeant dick was having a sale no no no she said she saw two strange garda
03:22and sergeant dick putting handcuffs on dan timmy and jimmy and bringing them into the station
03:28that's not good our three best customers incarcerated that'll put a big hole in the weekly takens
03:34we might as well close up shop now till six or seven from now on oh that would be handy what
03:41well i got some swatches and i thought it would be nice if i could have the place to myself for a while
03:50so that i could measure up what are you on about you well i thought the place needs a bit of a lift
03:58so i got some fabrics to see how they would work get out now for a bit get out get out that door
04:07well done dick first rate police work thank you sir we're a small little station but we're always
04:21on the alert hold on a minute i have to warn you that anything you do or say can be used against
04:27you in a quarter now but dick dick can i use the toilet straight out there and don't worry about the
04:35commissioner he's not good for much but he recognizes rank
04:38dick he thinks we're after robin martin campion's house don't worry about it i'll sort it out
04:47you don't look like you're starting much out at the moment i'm thinking all right well stop thinking
04:51and just tell him what happened what exactly happened to me we took all the stuff out of
04:56martin's house and that means you as well it doesn't matter whether i'm involved or not you're
05:01still going down at least we'd be on the outside i can sort this out but if i'm locked up with you
05:06there's no one there to help you locked up locked up knock it off will you timmy look play along with
05:15the super until i can get you out of this i feel like a new man after that it's like a crime scene
05:20now there dick i wouldn't go in there for a while you know i was thinking so far about the lads yes
05:29what else have they done nothing it's just that i know the lads and they live locally and i was
05:34thinking they could report here every day so we're practically in here every day anyway is that right
05:40well it's just that we got all the stuff back and it's not as if anyone died dick guard orion here
05:47martin campion just died he heard about the robbery and had a massive heart attack what time did he
05:52die well he's not dead dead but he's in a coma which is as good as right that's manslaughter take him away
06:00what have they done gartha they've been charged with burglary and another charge of manslaughter has
06:17just been added i tell you i'm innocent what kind of stretch will they get for that gartha well that
06:24would depend on the court good enough for them when i think of what they did to that poor man
06:33ye can burn and hail the latter ye ye bastards control yourself mrs gilholy
06:42innocent until proven guilty lads thanks father i'm sorry father i got a bit carried away with moments
06:50timmy i'll wait for you i will you'll be all right here jimmy have this what is it it is
06:58it is a new bria i have gotten over from frankfurt no thank you i prefer the cheddar
07:11oh jimmy it's all right he'll get through it i don't think so father it's an irish thing
07:19you people just seem to prefer cheddar over brie oh for god's sake dieter is cheese all you can
07:26think of at a time like this oh come on come on everybody calm down this is not the time to be
07:32fighting or comparing cheeses what will we do father i don't know i'll tell you something dieter
07:41i'm irish and i'm proud of it and i enjoy a brie as much as any german i did not mean it like that
07:47father or typical eat germans coming over here telling us how to eat our jesus jesus well done
07:55father poor timmy will ye stop it the pair of ye come on now let's you let's go up the bar and
08:03we'll sort this out come on now come on come on now we all know why we're here the lads need our
08:10support and i've invited sergeant dick here to explain to us exactly what happened
08:18due to the fact that there's an ongoing investigation i can't discuss the specific
08:24case in question dick if you don't start to spill the beans i have ways of making you talk
08:30okay okay okay i'll tell you what happened this morning i asked dan timmy and jimmy to help
08:47and that's basically it you should be ashamed of yourself sergeant thank you thank you mrs gilholey
09:05now everyone these men are going to be in court before we know it and we should be there to support
09:13them well said to you well said excuse me sergeant will there be media coverage of this case
09:20the nature of these cases a murder in a rural area yes is the answer national coverage dick i would
09:28think so oh what are you going to wear sissy ladies ladies please these men need our support
09:36and for us to campaign for their release yes they need every second of our time dedicated to their freedom well said well said well said
09:52and most important they need the best counsel that our money can buy
09:59yes your solicitor is here to see solicitor great now we can get out of here hi guys
10:17hey this is a nice room yeah
10:19it looks like i'm all you have we had a whip round in jax's to get you a solicitor and i was lucky to get
10:39enough for the petrol money what is that all you think of us after all we've done done we've done nothing
10:46done we're innocent will you shut up you're ludia timmy we know that what do you think we should do at
10:53this stage theater i think you and jimmy should plead guilty to manslaughter and try to get the judge to
10:59go easy on you timmy i think you should plead insanity but our campaign isn't bloody dead yet well you should
11:07know you nearly killed him what okay good now i have some forms for you to fill in
11:16what are we saying in here detail oh you do not need to sign anything mr dan just tick the boxes on
11:21the right okay question one on the night of the alleged crime if you were to have paused for a snack
11:31would you have chosen a uh a brie or cheddar what you think uh cheddar brie
11:38what it is just a little survey oh come on guys help me out here i'll give you bloody survey
11:48hold on hold on that there's only three to help help with these involved they'll bring back hanging
11:52just for us oh for what is that god oh the amnesty international are here yes coming to rescue you
12:00i don't think so what you need is a good um uh yeah yeah yeah a good kick up the arse
12:17that's great now we got no one to help us
12:19there is one man who is totally disregard for the law someone who can bend the rules to suit himself
12:31who is it then willie power willie power
12:37but what can we do at this stage i don't know tio i don't know it doesn't look good
12:54why the hell didn't you just come clean with the super at the time i couldn't willie he has a record
12:59on me the length of your arm and if he thought i was storing that stuff in the station for martin
13:04i was gone right well we are where we are we just have to get them out who's the judge
13:11leonard has it
13:15why is there something on him willie no they haven't a chance he's a stickler and he loves
13:21a fast trial and unless martin walks into the court and says it was all his idea we have no chance
13:28we'd have a better chance of baking a victorious sponge and putting a ladder in it
13:35you have to give me an idea oh i didn't know you baked willie not you tio dick if we want to get
13:41martin to get into the courtroom but sure he's in a coma willie yeah i know that leave that to us
13:46have an idea for that as well but the thrones this afternoon as dick was saying it could be over just
13:51like that that's why we need good counsel for them we need someone that can stand up there and
13:55bullshit for hours and end someone who could recite three blind mice and and drag it out the length of the road
14:07oh absolutely not no no come on theo is there only chance come on theo some of the greatest
14:14annotations were from the dock you'd have a captive audience oh well since you put it like that
14:22it brings to mind that famous speech save it for the judge dear come on dick we've to raise
14:31it's a bad feeling why are you sick no i think timmy's going to go down oh and you say that like
14:48it's a bad thing can i ask you a question of person what i mean a personal question go on
15:10was your husband ever inside
15:14i doubt it i'll have you know that my richard was a fine upstanding law-abiding citizen
15:23that never darkened the door of a car at the station except maybe to buy a dog license
15:28was that fearsome or did she actually have a dog what was that here we go here we go here we go
15:39we go here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go here
15:44whoo hoo Timmy no matter what happens i'll wait for you
15:50as if you didn't have enough problems i'll rise for the right honourable justice blenner has it
15:56sit down sit down sit down
16:02right let's cut to the chase what's the state's argument
16:07Your Honour, the state shall prove beyond all reasonable doubt
16:12that the three defendants, on a date or dates unknown,
16:15did deliberately, willfully, unlawfully and with malice aforethought...
16:20Hang on a second, what exactly are they charged with?
16:23Larceny.
16:23What?
16:24Possession of stolen goods and, um...
16:26What?
16:27Manslaughter.
16:28What?
16:29What?
16:29And can you prove this?
16:30Yes, Your Honour.
16:31Beyond all reasonable doubt?
16:33Yes, Your Honour.
16:35Far be it from me to question your judgement.
16:36I find the defendants guilty.
16:39Yes.
16:44Order.
16:46Order.
16:48Order.
16:51Objection, my lord.
16:54What?
16:56Objection, my lord.
16:58I take it you are counsel for the defence?
17:02Apparently.
17:03If it please the court.
17:05I doubt if it will, but go on.
17:08My contention is, my lord, that my clients are innocent until proven guilty.
17:16Approach the bench.
17:18How long would you say I have been on this bench?
17:25About five or six minutes, my lord.
17:27Thirty-seven years.
17:29Long enough, I think, to recognise guilt when I see it.
17:33And these are guilty as sin.
17:36Wait, wait.
17:37What if I were to produce a witness who would prove beyond all doubt that my clients have
17:48not killed anybody?
17:50Who?
17:50The victim, who is not only alive, but will testify that he entrusted to my clients the
18:02very goods which they are accused of stealing.
18:06This I would like to see.
18:09But I haven't got time.
18:15Right.
18:16Bring your witness, but make it snappy.
18:18I believe I am entitled to proffer a few opening remarks.
18:25A few?
18:26Thank you, my lord.
18:30In your own time.
18:32Yes.
18:34Here we are.
18:37Members of the...
18:40Members...
18:42Members of the...
18:46Darius.
18:58Martin.
18:59Martin, wake up.
19:00It's Dick and Willie.
19:02Martin.
19:03There's no waking him, Dick.
19:04Martin.
19:06Martin.
19:06Try them yokes.
19:09What do these do?
19:09They're the jump leads you see on the telly.
19:11When I shout clear, poke them in the chest with them.
19:14When do you shout clear?
19:15I don't know.
19:17Clear!
19:21Martin.
19:22I'll turn it up.
19:24Try it now.
19:25Are you sure it's up full?
19:26It's up as far as it can go.
19:28Martin.
19:30Martin.
19:32You'd imagine them lights would come on.
19:37He sure's turned on.
19:39I should look and switch off at the wall.
19:41Oh.
19:41Oh.
19:41Dick.
19:53Dick.
19:54Willie.
19:55How's it happen?
19:58I'm grand.
19:59Oh, thank God.
20:09What's wrong with him?
20:10Usually we can't shut him up.
20:11All right.
20:12I've had enough.
20:13The quality of mercy is not strained.
20:18It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven.
20:23Oh, God.
20:25Upon the place...
20:26How's Garetti?
20:27It is twice blessed.
20:29It blesses him that gives...
20:31She's grand.
20:35Hey!
20:35Huh?
20:36Oh.
20:37What are you doing with him?
20:39Give me them.
20:40Sorry.
20:41Sorry.
20:41Sorry.
20:42Sorry.
20:44Keep them.
20:48Come back!
20:51Come back!
20:54Come back!
20:56Back with.
20:56This way!
21:25Back, Dick.
21:26We're going to have to carry him.
21:30But mercy is above this sceptered sway.
21:35It is enthroned in the hearts of kings.
21:39It is an attribute to God himself.
21:45So where are we after, Willie?
21:47To court, Martin, do exactly as we say.
21:49Right.
21:50So where are we after, Willie?
21:52Don't worry about it.
21:53And earthly power, that then show likest God
21:58when mercy seasons justice.
22:02Therefore, Jew...
22:05Jew?
22:08Jew.
22:10Though justice be thy plea, consider this.
22:17Hold everything!
22:19We have our stair witness.
22:20Oh, thank God.
22:24What in damnation is going on?
22:27Have these men removed from the court.
22:29My lord, this is our star witness, Martin Campion, my lord.
22:35If you listen to what he's got to say,
22:37we can wrap all this up in a matter of minutes.
22:40Minutes?
22:41Go ahead.
22:42For the benefit of the court, would you state your name?
22:46Who?
22:47What?
22:48For the benefit of the court, would you...
22:50Oh, for God's sake, man, what's your name?
22:53Who, me?
22:54Yes.
22:55Martin.
22:57Temkin.
22:59Get on with it.
23:01Do you recognize the men in the dock?
23:04No.
23:05What?
23:06What?
23:07Mr. Wigmore, I have a good mind to have you arrested for contempt of court.
23:11How are you, Dan?
23:13How are you, Martin?
23:14And the voice?
23:15How are you, Martin?
23:15I thought you said you didn't know these men.
23:19Who, then and the lads?
23:21Yes.
23:21Sure I've known them since they were young, Phyllis.
23:23And did you ask them to remove furniture from your house?
23:26Oh, big up.
23:27They're great like that, you know.
23:29If you need a bit of help, they'll always give it to your great neighbors.
23:32And you're obviously alive and reasonably well.
23:35Case dismissed.
23:36We're all free to go.
23:37Come on, Theo, now before you break something.
23:56I won't break anything, Jeksy.
24:03Come in, Theo.
24:05No.
24:06Come in, Theo.
24:07You're making a fool of yourself.
24:09Am I good, Dan?
24:12Now, that is good, Theo.
24:15I tell you, Theo, you could do that full time.
24:18When I was young, Jimmy, I used to dream of being called to the bar.
24:29Well, you are now.
24:31Get in here.
24:32Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
25:02Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.