Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man who went to diabolical and disgusting lengths in order to win a car competition at the Oklahoma State Fair.
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00:00dave and chuck the freak salute the douchebag of the day okay so this douchebag
00:12did something dastardly to win a car okay backtrack first here i'm going to take you
00:21back to the beginning of this competition to win a car at the oklahoma state fair
00:26okay whoa it's called the stinking centra competition four contestants jammed into this car
00:35for days and any food they don't eat has got to stay in the car with them so like food starts to
00:44rot well yes and but when it was down to two people one guy did something unbelievable to try
00:52and seal the deal i know let's go back first let's go back first to tell you at the beginning this is
01:00the report at the beginning of all this yeah if you think road trips are long try sitting in a car
01:08with three other strangers for up to 10 days that's what these guys are doing trying to win this car
01:15they've been in there since 11 a.m this morning and the contestants tell me they're in it to win it
01:21tell me why you're doing this i need me some wheels imagine sweating in a car for 10 days with four
01:29complete strangers identify the one identify the one well that's what happens stop stop go back go back
01:36we have to choose okay choose your pooper i don't know it's uh
01:44well i mean i don't know i don't know i'm just guessing right about and by the way i'd rather walk
01:53anywhere than be in a car with any of these people yes for 10 days with no ac oh god guys it's really
02:00tough to left top or bottom right right yeah that's it which one is it it's uh i'm going bottom
02:06right bottom right bottom right i feel like top left i'm going i'm gonna go i'm gonna go bottom left
02:13bottom left no one's picking the woman no no it's not the woman it's not the woman back to the story
02:19that's what's happening at the oklahoma state fair i was late night scrolling on facebook and
02:25figured why not i'll give it a shot and i've raised two boys my husband i've got it i'm good
02:31three oklahomans and one man from arkansas are testing their willpower to try and win a 2024
02:38nissan centra whoever can last inside the longest without losing their mind
02:43wins the stinking centra giveaway who you got that guy that wasn't just they just showed in
02:50the driver's the guy that guy see no i thought no one picked him i did lower left okay and who do
02:56you got andy i got uh the guy in the back there right okay i'll go with pizza guy with the glasses
03:02okay yeah that's fine yeah back to the story by the way you can see what we're watching at
03:06daveandcheckthefreak.com we did put a link to the story last inside the longest without losing their
03:11mind wins the stinking centra giveaway is a throwback to the 90s when this event was a can't miss at the
03:18fair anything that is brought to them to eat in the car needs to stay in the car so if you eat a half
03:24a corn dog then you throw it in the back and that corn dog stays in there you eat a turkey leg you
03:28gnaw on the meat and you leave the bone all that stuff stays in the car every three hours the
03:33contestants get a bathroom break but besides that they're left to sweat and stink while everyone is
03:40playing nice now they won't be for long got a little few strategies going on here he's a strategy man i have a
03:47backpack with me same thing we're not gonna let too much out in the open in the first couple hours
03:53maybe it's our day three we'll start getting devious around here so he's got a mischievous look
03:59in his eyes now something new that they didn't have 30 years ago is a live stream you can watch these four
04:05contestants at home as they try to stay safe stay sane and drive off a winner so it was supposed to go
04:1310 days it didn't even make it 10 days until one winner was declared and the filthy animal
04:19lisa got it yeah oh no way i know my filthy man you know what he did you guys you know what he did
04:28what during one of their bathroom breaks it's down to two of them it was it was down to the two you
04:33guys picked that last devious guy chris right and uh and uh and the front the guy in the driver's seat
04:41by by two days later three days later the other two were out it was just the two guys so the woman
04:48did not last at all she had high hopes to last this guy and the guy in the front seat are the only two
04:54left i can't believe your guy didn't make that guy was clearly the dirtiest he seemed like he must
05:00have just had other stuff listen the other guy is accused of during a bathroom break
05:06going to the porta potty yep scooping out the potty the blue the guy that i picked yes
05:14scooping out poop with his hands from the porta potty and putting it in the back window of the car
05:21to stink the other guy out jesus that's even worse than what i thought he said he had he said he had
05:28plans both of these two said they had plans oh it's so disgusting i can't he reached it wasn't even
05:36his own it wasn't his own so sunday brian richmond lisa's guy was declared the winner
05:41oh my god oklahoma state fair porta potty poop oh my god oklahoma state fair porta potty poop
05:50no how many deep fried butters was in there so many oh my god so much diarrhea so much it would
05:58have been like a car now oh right it is that's your car yep you rub it on the window i guess you
06:04rub it on the window he put it in the back like um behind the back windshield behind the back window
06:10like there so the heat would make it in the trunk area no like inside the car inside you know that
06:15little rear dash thing obviously this other guy who was you know the so he targeted him well it
06:23was just two of them left yeah he targeted that man left so he scooped porta potty poop out of the
06:31porta john brought it into the car stinking the other guy out and claiming the victory they they need
06:37to leave this contest in the 90s that's when it started no one did this type of thing in the
06:4290s so they just like tried to win fair and square you know like we don't live in a fair and square
06:47world anymore no we don't if they did we didn't hear about it and honestly you should have been
06:51disqualified for doing anything like that right like that should have been in the rules they
06:56obviously didn't think anyone would do anything but to me like uh hey just to let everyone know
07:01if you poop your pants you're automatically disqualified you can't try and do that if you scoop
07:07up poop and rub it in you're gone you automatically think anyone would ever say that i know what kind
07:12of animal does that that animal ryan richmond i knew you somehow knew he wants that centra he really
07:22it smells like old state fair turkey legs and and porta potty yeah because you know the grease the
07:28grease stains in the back are never coming out uh this other guy the runner-up has gone on facebook
07:34to rant and rave about the situation he says the s-word so many times i can't play most of it but
07:39we did put it up at daveandchuckthefreak.com so you can see it there but here's a little bit of him
07:43talking can i play it yeah this little bit you can okay but same time i know i won do i have the car
07:51no but i know i beat the guy you have to be uh you have to be at pretty low levels to put your own
07:57hand into a porta potty thing and scoop it out i mean come on like like i beat him
08:06i thought he was the one for sure oh yeah dense source if you run the competition like this
08:13i'm terrified to know what you guys are doing in your business it wasn't our guy
08:16our guy was out he was no it was andy's guy andy was right when the getting a look at him he's so
08:21gross yeah but he didn't do it but he's not even as gross as the guy that did it no i know i know
08:27but it was a good pick he he was probably on his way to winning which is what drove lisa's guy to be
08:34like i have to do this porta potty thing because i there's no way i'm taking this guy down that's the
08:39only way to take that's the only way i have to smear poop right near him yeah that guy looks like he
08:44sleeps near uranium yeah it's bad it's not good some ain't right there no no one's good in this
08:51no it is real real bad terrible place that is can't believe that's what i just can't believe
08:57like that guy's like i live in oklahoma i need a centra yep there's only one way to win this thing
09:02look at this guy who sleeps by uranium i have to go scoop poop out of the porta potty do you know what
09:08kind of state secrets you could get if you just lined up spies and you were like okay so tell us
09:14everything you know or you have to reach your hand into an oklahoma state fair porta potty and grab
09:21some stuff yep yep here's all the documents just give it everything everything here's it all but
09:28this guy was going to win this guy is he's got spit all over his mustache spit all over his lips
09:35he doesn't care oh my god dirty fingernails real hard oh he smells so he smelled before it started you're
09:43right yeah he probably you know what that's probably part of the thing like i'm not i'm
09:47not showering for days before yeah it probably is right dirty asses and everything you have grease
09:52put a bunch of butter in your hair yeah i would have probably i mean i know this is disgusting but
09:59if you're gross you just go to the bathroom you don't wipe or anything for like a couple days that's
10:04so effing nasty but again this is going to be your car you want this to be your car i know you want
10:09skid mark seats i mean i don't but maybe i bring a towel and sit on it and no one noticed his blue
10:14hands this guy yeah he found like a loophole a poop hole honestly to be honest guys the poop was probably
10:23so high it was outside the blue oh no no no no it's an oklahoma
10:31it's like an abandoned blue no no no it's a pyramid they say he's reached in yes did he have gloves no
10:45premeditated premeditated at least i think he just knew it's the only thing that's going to take down
10:52this greasy haired well yeah gross man spittle lips the guy i picked is so gross like all his hair
10:59looks like armpit hair same hair can you imagine his armpit hair he's got spittle he's spittle lips
11:08he's got spittle the whole time he talks i don't know how it doesn't it doesn't go away
11:11spittle spittle you know what it was the guy we chose wasn't it that almost made it
11:21the guy right there this is the guy spittle lips is top left is spittle lips the other guy it's so
11:27hard to tell they're all so gross oh these two guys look oh yeah you're right yep no it was andy's guy
11:33yeah it was yeah it was andy's guy i mean he's so gross he's like every even his professional photo
11:39he's got he's got a sheen to him yeah he's oily there's a grease on him yeah oh my god story
11:47i know sorry lisa it's crazy though i had to talk about it i just thought someone was gonna poop
11:51themselves like that's how that's what i thought it was gonna be i mean you knew it was poop but