Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the silliest way you injured yourself after a woman has gone viral for getting her nose ring stuck in a mesh chair. And, during the segment, we had to hang up on a guy because he just wouldn't get to the point.
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00:00all right a worker in indonesia is going viral after she got her nose ring caught
00:13in the mesh on the back of an office chair what are you doing yeah how'd you know how'd you get
00:21like that she was joking around sticking her nose in the holes of the back of the chair
00:27okay when her piercing got caught on the mesh no one could free her so they called for help
00:35the woman and the attached chair were taken in the back of a van to a local fire department
00:41oh my god where they were able to cut her free but what an embarrassing horrible situation here's
00:45how it played out here that's her stuck everyone thinks it's hilarious they're all just taking
00:53pictures of her and yeah are you serious right now
01:08look how she has to go to the fire department that's precarious they put her and a rolling
01:30chair in the back of a van and head down the road what in the world is going on
01:38wheeler to the fire department i don't know guys it's indonesia dude
01:42oh my god they got some wacky firemen too oh they joke around over there i don't know if it's real
01:50you wouldn't do this to someone if it was real would you i think over there they might yeah they
01:59do sing another song yeah that's how they end everyone dances a bit and then she went to jail
02:08for 50 years for having a nose ring oh that's right that's illegal so uh the question for you
02:15guys for a little bit here because this took off online yesterday is what is the silliest way you've
02:20been injured this woman got her nose ring stuck in the back of an office chair the silliest way
02:25you've ever injured yourself 1-855-954-6969 is the number if you want to join the conversation for
02:31a minute 1-855-954-6969 or text us at 4-6969 um one guy said that he waxed his floor
02:39tried to do the tom cruise slide in his underwear for his lady to impress her from risky business
02:46yep but couldn't stop and then busted his lip open on a door frame oh god that takes that sexy move
02:53down yeah i mean also like a lot of times the person has no idea what you're even doing
02:59just take those old records off the ship it's 45 years old
03:06it is it is 45 years old uh someone tried ice skating for the very first time
03:14stupidly immediately tried to do a jump that's crazy
03:18if i got on ice skates right now and tried to do one jump oh my god you'd see me in the next 10
03:26minutes on a hospital bed being like boop
03:29andy green almost died no they'd be like i don't know we might we might
03:34might have to just unplug him after that he tried to jump first time this guy broke his tailbone when
03:40he did oh yeah yeah oh my god used to smoke cigarettes i forgot one time that i had a lit
03:48cigarette in my hand and i attempted to bite a hangnail off the side of my finger and accidentally
03:52stuck a lit cigarette up my nose jesus oh my god how'd you burn the inside of the nose
03:57i mean what a terrible place to burn yourself one of the most sensitive parts of your body
04:05oh and your nose hairs would be like kindling oh my god oh no i would have went up like uh
04:10california wildfire you never smoked thank god you're a walking fire risk oh my god i'm the
04:18palisades right there oh my god you can't get any flames i can't i can't any wind and if a spark comes
04:24up he's like a power tower yeah exactly he's ready to go up at any second no no no i've always got to
04:32keep myself at least a little moist yeah on the summer i gotta watch it uh anonymous is with us
04:50silliest way you've injured yourself um well i actually have as a kid was known as what was
05:02a car shopper um i would go through neighborhoods find cars that were unlocked yes also known as a
05:10car shopper and uh i ended up coming across a nine millimeter oh out of a vehicle and
05:20eventually at some point in time i was cleaning the gun and my buddy what happened came in to tell me
05:32that i had a phone call so i pulled the magazine out of the gun
05:37pulled the slide back and locked it shot yourself set it down you shot yourself and went and took my
05:44phone call did you shot yourself please dear god doug and this guy had actually i don't think he can
05:51hear us while i was gone on a phone call he put the magazine in he shot himself he shot himself okay
05:56there we go let's oh my god on earth i wanted to shoot myself
06:00how's the silliest way you've injured yourself chuck i shot myself after a phone call
06:06i lit my arm hair on fire and i allowed myself to burn
06:13that was like a method i had never heard before just like keep going no matter what we say did he
06:19not hear us he mustn't have been listening he just maybe was talking into the i think the initial
06:25there was like some initial weirdness and he i think he abandoned all listening and just went to
06:32talking just went to one slow word at a time oh my god so i got the phone i picked it up i put it to
06:39my ear i started to talk i then stopped talking i took the phone away from my ear i set it down on
06:46the table i then turned a little bit and then i started to walk no i was ready to jump out of my
06:52chair oh it was tough thanks for listening man yeah we appreciate you always appreciate you thanks
06:57bud uh larry is up next larry silliest way you've injured yourself uh hey guys i've been listening to
07:05you guys for a long time nice to hear you guys down in florida um i used to work when i lived in
07:10michigan at a place called mmp and i drove what's called a tenant machine which is like a
07:16giant propane powered mop and i was joe badass one day trying to make everybody laugh and put a
07:23brick on the gas thing and uh decided to start doing a little dance on the seat and now this
07:29thing is like six seven feet in the air it's a little higher than a normal truck and uh i was
07:34dancing and fell off into a hot thing of freshly made bolts and burned the crap out of my ass and
07:39my back oh my god freshly made bolts do you have like hot bolt marks on your ass like yeah you can
07:47put cans of soup in there in a few minutes they're uh they're nice and warm these are like molten bolts
07:52did you scar your ass for life i do have a small like uh thread mark on my right butt cheek there you
08:01go wow for a hot bolt i mean you can't fall into molten bolts no you can't and be okay you gotta be
08:08real careful oh man yeah they say it all the time on chairs no no don't dance around the molten
08:14bolts that's what i'd say if i was working there if i was like the safety guy at whatever job that
08:19was hey don't you be dancing don't you be dancing around these molten bolts but you're gonna get
08:26molten bolt and bolt ass marks i know it also i just love to dance tank of propane
08:33yeah don't just put a brick on that and just let it drive while you dance oh my god don't do that
08:42do not um no this this is crazy young for this uh doing the limbo in the eighth grade i broke my hip
08:52oh yeah you don't expect a hit wow he must have been super low yeah it just fell oh yeah um listen to this
09:04i push so hard while pooping i got a nasty double nosebleed you ever heard of that before
09:13that's why well that that's what'll kill you though right you can't do that stuff blood vessels
09:20like you can pop a vein inside your body somewhere yeah he but i think i just killed
09:25something way up there i think i've just killed myself you could right blood's pouring right out of
09:29both nostrils yeah i'm telling you constipation people don't talk about it enough scary it's what
09:34killed elvis you do talk about it enough so yeah i want to get out the warnings out there
09:38i know that fear endless hiccups and constipation some of your biggest causes both of them yeah
09:44i'm trying to really we gotta we gotta change those
09:472025 it's the year to make change we have to fight hiccups yep we have to fight constipation