Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about some advice from a colorectal surgeon about how to keep your butthole healthy and prevent it from losing it's natural oils.
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00:00all right uh maybe you've never thought about your booty hole being oily
00:14yeah i don't know booty hole i've never thought of it as my booty hole ever called it that
00:23i've never thought about how's your booty hole looking i mean it's rough
00:30but turns out we should be keeping it oily you need to keep your butthole oily
00:38huh they don't sell that you can't really you're gonna get one of those like
00:43oh my god there's that oil can it makes that noise
00:50oh yeah oh that's just his butthole oiler oh yeah it's got that long
00:56oh man you went wizard of oz with it yes wizard of oz
01:00oh i get what you mean yeah that one old school you can't find one of those anymore right i just
01:12remember like my grandpa had one in his garage and i was like yeah you would see him in like
01:16cartoons there you know and i'm like those things do exist yeah no they do exist i'm sure they're
01:22still
01:22how oily do you want to be back there though there's probably a real uncomfortable moment
01:41colorectal surgeon says that we really should be avoiding wet wipes
01:47baby skin is oilier so it can tolerate things like wet wipes opposed to adults we
01:54dry up back there so when you use wet wipes on a regular basis
01:59you're getting rid of the natural oils around your butthole
02:05that's so good okay rejuvenate them okay hold on yep um listen like i know there's people in my life
02:16that they uh always have to use like a chapstick type product okay yes uh i've never been a person
02:24who's ever needed to use it ever once in my whole entire life no matter how cold it is outside so i'm
02:30assuming that my lips and b-hole are oily and nice uh i don't know so i'm just thinking if you
02:38have dry mouth lips is your butthole dry my lips are currently dry that's what i'm saying yeah that
02:48doesn't equate for me i get dry chap lips but my butthole is not dry you're sure yeah i'm sure
02:54check it out um not right now not right now that'd be easy
02:58i'd be wild to have uh like a stick for that no your b-hole needs to retain those natural oils
03:07to keep things working well so for cleaning instead of wet wipes they suggest gently cleaning with
03:14water such as a wet wash rag or bidet and thoroughly drying i still haven't installed that
03:21thing no no i don't know if i ever will toilet paper will also work but over cleaning is a real
03:28risk that can traumatize the skin and wipe away the natural butthole oils in the area i feel like
03:35with a wet wipe you're you're not cleaning for as long it takes care of all of the problems right
03:41then and there i guess is pulling out that natural booty oil natural oils your butt i wonder if you
03:50yeah so your mustache you know probably prevents a lot of your lips from getting yeah i didn't have
03:57one i just never mustache back there too a little bit yeah yeah more of a goatee i've never used
04:03chapstick either same yeah same thing i don't like i've heard too that people that use chapstick then
04:08have to rely on it that's what i've always i never really get people with like chap dry oh it's a
04:14horrible thing to see yeah and to think if that's going on back back back oh my god that's what i that's
04:19what's wondering about booty lips you know like you got like a it's kind of cut on one of the
04:24sides well that is the risk right so if you're if you don't allow your natural booty hole oils to
04:29you know stay in that area it can lead to trauma i just have to assume even if i wiped all the oil
04:37away it would be what 35 to 45 seconds before it was nice and oiled up again oh my gosh
04:45wow it wouldn't be like a slick yeah the thought of an oily booty hole makes me uncomfortable
04:52yeah not all not all of those thoughts for me are bad um just myself having
05:00yeah i mean i like i don't want it slippery back there feel like a dry hole is good
05:05not all the time guys not all the time in this instance
05:15sitting here right now in this chair i'm glad it's dry yes i feel like a dry hole is good
05:23because you know when there's some anything yeah going on yeah yeah any sort of ecosystem yeah i feel
05:29like any kind of artificial oiling would make you feel that well uncomfortable way yeah yes you know
05:37don't break out that oil can don't break out the oil can you know it's almost like during your
05:42prostate exam right oh yeah yeah there you go they oil it up oh goodness that is that's why probably i
05:48feel so uncomfortable uh so yeah you can risk microscopic skin tears and irritation if you get
05:56rid of your natural booty hole oils be a hell of a thing to show up to that pre-oiled
06:02i'm like oh no that's just how i keep it that's just my natural that's just how i keep it down there
06:12real oily and moist as a human oily that's a disturbing thing to find as a doctor
06:19oh no you've pre-oiled it
06:21goodness i use some burt's bees back there
06:28you