Dave & Chuck the Freak were talking about the gross things your coworker does when a woman called in to defend women who fart at work, in bed, or fart in general.
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00:00speaking of gross we're going to get into this gross habit a woman posted about her co-worker
00:09but for you the quick question right now on the Dave and Chuck lines what is the grossest habit
00:14your co-worker has and have you confronted them about it like have you actually done something
00:19about it if you want to reach out for a minute you can 1-855-954-6969 is the number if you want
00:25to reach us on the Dave and Chuck lines 1-855-954-6969 or text us at 46969 the grossest habit your co-worker
00:34has because this lady posted online about a gross habit of her co-worker seems the woman takes off
00:40her shoes in the office and will just walk around barefoot all day but the big problem is her feet
00:47are dirty and stink jesus god oh she says they smell like a mixture of cheese and onions
00:55yep which is probably why she's popping the shoes off right because the shoes being on would just
01:03make them smell even worse you know your feet yeah some people's feet just naturally smell
01:11instantly start to smell which is so it's a tragedy it is the poster says she has spoken to her about it
01:19but she still refuses to wear shoes or do anything about it she's wondering what her next step should
01:23be i mean you got to speak to your hr hr department if you have one if you even have one everybody's
01:30got like a shoe pot you gotta wear shoes yeah you should you would think you just like start that you
01:35know start a shoes policy right no shirt no shoes no work yeah i'm glad you don't have stinky feet
01:43because we would be subject to them well let me tell you this if i had stinky feet i wouldn't be
01:48wearing flips yeah that's that's okay yeah if i knew anyone my feet were giving off an odor exactly
01:54people could smell yeah never in a million years would i wear but not everybody has self-awareness
02:01right you know like not everyone showers every day and takes care of themselves and no you have to
02:07so i don't know um someone said my co-worker farts in her seat at work and it stinks i don't know how
02:17to tell her about oh god oh god oh man i'm not ready for that oh nice lisa thank you thank you yes
02:24thank you for being oh my god it's so nice i don't think i'd have been working with you guys if i was
02:29no imagine when we had some crazy yeah we did we did have wild rides yeah we did have some smelly
02:37people around us yeah we did um but yeah i mean but in our sit down first meeting with lisa when
02:44we had pizza she had to be like yeah we would have been like whoa not got any kind of grossness
02:50oh i didn't see that yeah yeah yeah holy smokes you know we'll put up with a lot you're the lady
02:57farter yeah do you think that it's like going into your chair and no one can hear it or smell it i
03:02think you think the chair's absorbing it absorbing it it doesn't absorb it my god it might contain it
03:09for a second until you move or something like all farts bum me out but like a lady fart is oh it's a real
03:16bummer i gotta that'll ruin like three days yeah it's like old yeller it's like watching uh marley
03:21and me yeah it's like oh man you don't want i'm like oh andy's sad for a couple days you know that
03:30lady farted in front of him he's gonna need a couple days 36 hours yeah he's really sad so terrible
03:38yeah i just didn't expect her to do it no you wouldn't caught me off guard
03:44this is what it feels like yeah this music hey man you all right um you know i don't i think i'll be
03:53all right eventually you know what i mean like i still think about it i hear it yeah man and then
03:58the smell we've all gone through it yeah like i walked through the cloud of it you know oh boy man
04:04so it was like and and i heard it and hey the hearing it i want you to know i'm here man if
04:10you need to talk about it i appreciate that we're starting to worry about you buddy because it's been
04:14three days now yeah i know i've still bummed out about it i've been just going you know i withdraw
04:18i withdraw when a lady farts i withdraw i know i i you know i gotta go think okay i gotta go i'll be
04:24getting past it though i don't know i mean if i if it happens a few more times i know i'll i'll go mute
04:30yeah i know i'll go oh if you hadn't worked with us with our old co-worker you would have been you
04:36yeah you would have been real sad yeah it's just crazy someone texted us saying my co-worker blows
04:42her nose constantly at her desk and then opens the tissue and looks at it every time oh whoa um
04:47casey yes we're talking about having a gross co-worker you wanted to share yeah they changed it up
04:56nope i'm good thank you okay then what's that all about
05:01she wanted to comment you guys were talking about women who fart she is a big farter and wanted to
05:09defend women farting oh well i'm glad she changed her mind yeah i'm glad we did i'm glad she conceded
05:15oh so she thought we were talking about women farters and when i said we're talking about nasty
05:20co-workers like yeah they changed it up oh that's it yeah thank god you say i can tell
05:25right away she's gonna fart defend i know yeah she definitely was she was like mid fart
05:32call her back immediately no i don't have her number and never will
05:35dear god for farting bitch defense yeah there's some sides of things i don't need to hear from
05:44right yeah the farting bitches you know like i i do i you know we live in a time when we should be
05:49that's a crazy group taking in all sides i'm calling in from farting bitches oh no it's the pr lady for
05:55the farting bitches how you doing oh god hey uh so we're all against all most farts but like
06:04especially lady farts i'm real farty oh yes oh wow what no i don't i don't want to do what you want
06:12casey it's me you're back farting bitches hey all right so tell us
06:18hey penis penis to you you're a farting bitch and you're ready to defend it yeah i'm ready to defend
06:26it i uh i literally wake up every morning with the hugest air fart and i think it's from just laying
06:34down all night i mean it's i think it's not an air fart you know like it's i mean i get it it's all
06:41air but it's a natural thing we're not saying that like whatever but it never when you go to
06:47it never when you're in at work you shouldn't be but why are you so defensive about it how does what
06:52does your guy think about it one in the morning well so i my ex-boyfriend of seven years was like
06:58you can never do this with another relationship yeah and i'm like what do i do it's they come out
07:05they're large they're they're loud impressive but no stink oh wow i mean it's tough because
07:10hard to believe i i mean i find it hard to believe they never stink casey i find that hard
07:16everyone's about but should i never do that again in my relationship no of course not oh my god i
07:23should need to tell you not to fart i don't know go to the bathroom bitch yeah you don't do this in
07:30the bathroom you do it in the bed right in the bed right in the bed lets it out as soon as i wake
07:35up you have to get up and get into the bathroom and shut the door immediately and turn all the
07:40shower on put our show on real loud turn the fan on and let her rip man you guys have changed my
07:48life i'm gonna have to change some things yeah i mean a warmer farting bitch casey toilet paper
07:53silencer or something yeah that's always smart fold it up yeah put it on there touch it and um
07:59maybe i'll get into the the diapers and depend oh no no no i do wish you the best no i do wish
08:07you the best on that take care now casey casey speaking on behalf of farting bitches that was a
08:12man oh man i'm not ready i will say like that guy thought i'm never getting dumped yeah like if
08:20i was with a girl who was like who farted on me every single day when she woke up i would be like
08:26well this one's never leaving casey developed a theory that when she lays down that her body
08:31fills with fresh clean air i know i know that ain't right casey i don't think that's right
08:37that's gas bitch it's methane it's body gas yeah and you know what it does stink it does
08:45she's probably a bit immune to her own fart smell she just doesn't know yeah yeah there's no way it
08:50never stinks right come on you just changed her life yeah i mean when you're called a farting
08:55bitch point blank i guess it makes you rethink what's going on didn't bother no no she was totally
09:00fine with it sometimes she was totally fine with it yeah wow wild wild times
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