Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a donut shortage at Dunkin' around the country and think there needs to be more panic about the situation.
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00:00Dave and Chuck the Freak
00:08Breaking News
00:09What?
00:11There's a donut shortage
00:13Oh my god
00:15Turn your dick
00:16Everybody shut up
00:18Everybody shut up
00:20It's like
00:22It's like back in World War II
00:25When everyone would gather around the radio
00:27Everybody get around
00:29You're going to talk about a donut shortage
00:32Walter Cronkite is about to talk about a donut shortage
00:37Duncan dropped the donuts from its brand name years ago
00:41Now in several American states
00:44It doesn't have donuts on the shelves either
00:47My god
00:48Duncan stores in Omaha, Lincoln, and Grand Island, Nebraska
00:53All have no donuts in their cases
00:55They put up signs on their door
00:57And drive-thru kiosks informing people
01:00That the pastries are unavailable
01:03Due to a manufacturing error
01:07What the hell are we supposed to dunk?
01:09I don't believe them, number one
01:11I don't believe it
01:12What are you dunking?
01:14We got nothing to dunk
01:15We're dunkless
01:21We have nothing to dunk in the coffin
01:24We call it coffees
01:28Here's a little report on it from Associated Press
01:33Several dunk-in locations across Nebraska
01:36This guy's excitement
01:37Thursday and Friday
01:39Maybe it's a good thing
01:41Less sugar
01:42But hopefully they have them soon
01:44They said it had to do with the short supply chain
01:48Or at their main plant
01:50They didn't have enough
01:51But they weren't allowed to disclose any other information
01:54That's right
01:55The spokesperson for Inspire Brands
01:57Said that there was an issue with donuts
01:59From a single supplier
02:00That impacted stores in Nebraska
02:01And some other states
02:03The spokesperson said
02:04About 4% of Dunkin's U.S. stores were impacted
02:06With Dunkin having more than 9,500 stores nationwide
02:10The company was still looking into what the issue was
02:13And exactly how many stores were affected
02:15But the spokesperson said
02:17They were already working
02:18To begin restocking affected stores
02:20That guy needed more panic
02:22There needed to be more panic in this story
02:24There needed to be people on there
02:25Everyone was kind of casual about it
02:27I can't believe his whole art of news is weird, man
02:29He's like
02:30I like to say it like I'm whispering it to me
02:32Like nothing is a big deal at all
02:35Giant California wildfires
02:38Sending people into a panic
02:41There's a donut shortage
02:43Oh my god, we're live here at Dunkin' Donuts
02:46Look at this
02:46No donuts
02:47No donuts
02:47No donuts
02:48No donuts
02:49Can you tell us why there's no donuts?
02:52They won't
02:52They won't reveal
02:54I said it's just a
02:56Just a truck issue
02:58Yeah, it would be different
02:59Customize and save
03:00Oh, bitch
03:02You gotta customize and save
03:04There would be panic, though
03:05There would be panic in this
03:07If there was a legitimate
03:08Full nationwide
03:09Empty donut shelves
03:11It's the saddest thing I've ever seen
03:13We're live here at Dunkin' Donuts
03:15And as you can see
03:16People are freaking out
03:17Losing their minds
03:18Left and right
03:19It's a conspiracy
03:20Look out
03:21Get out of here
03:21It's a conspiracy
03:22They're tearing the Dunkin' Donuts apart
03:24As you can see
03:24Because there has been
03:25A donut shortage
03:26They won't tell us
03:27Where the hell
03:28They're doing it
03:28But we assume
03:30It's getting louder
03:31Look, I have to have to get back
03:32To the station
03:33Or something
03:34I'm starving
03:34I'm starving
03:36Look, this guy's starving to death
03:38You can't eat the reporter
03:40Don't eat the reporter
03:41Oh, no, they're eating the cameras
03:43They're eating the cameras
03:45Get in the van
03:46Get in the van
03:47Oh, God
03:49They turned on us
03:51Get him to the donut
03:52To the station
03:54Hurry
03:54There's one
03:55There's one on the windshield
03:56Get him with the windshield
04:01There's one on the windshield
04:02There's one on the windshield
04:02There's one on the windshield
04:03Oh, there's a
04:04There's so many
04:06There's so many fat people
04:06You can hear us
04:08Hitting them
04:08As we're trying to make
04:09Our way to the station
04:10Running them over
04:14Left and right
04:15Trying to get there
04:16They're fine
04:19They're very fat
04:20Every one of them
04:20Is very fat
04:22Yep
04:23We're on the station
04:24Now
04:25Where there is a donut
04:26Oh, yeah
04:27Every station still has donut
04:29That's for sure
04:30We have them right here
04:31All the crowd follow you
04:34They know you've got donuts
04:35Look out
04:37Oh, my God
04:38They found us in the station
04:39They know where to do it
04:41There's a donut
04:42There's a donut
04:43I'm Chubby Derek live
04:46Chubby Derek
04:48Chubby Derek
04:49Chubby Derek live on the scene
04:54Oh, man
04:54Thank God
04:55Trust is reporting
04:56I do too
04:57I do
04:57Everyone trust Chubby Derek
04:59Yep