Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man who was disemboweled after sneezing and coughing at the same time following abdominal surgery.
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00:00It sucks to be old
00:08You know you're getting old
00:12When you cough and sneeze at the same time
00:17Oh no
00:18And your colon explodes
00:20I mean honestly
00:23If I cough and sneeze at the same time
00:27We're in big trouble
00:28I can hold it against one
00:31I can hold it against one
00:34But two
00:35Both
00:35I've sneezed while pooping and thought that there was going to be damage
00:39It's more dangerous than sneezing while driving at this
00:42Yes
00:43I mean it's been close
00:46Yeah
00:47I'm telling you
00:48We've had to get a mirror out and check before
00:50Oh my god
00:51Yeah
00:51I think yeah
00:53Dicey
00:56It was weird holding that mirror too
00:59Oh you were the assistant
01:01Oh that's nice of you
01:02I needed his help
01:03Chuck can you see if I blew my colon out
01:04I can
01:05This older man was eating breakfast with his wife
01:08When a cough and sneeze hit at the same time
01:10No
01:11And left him with a freak injury
01:14His colon exploded
01:18Yeah
01:18Yeah
01:19Causing his intestines to fall out of his body
01:22Oh my god
01:23That is not good
01:24I mean you need those in there
01:25You need those in there
01:27That's how those go
01:27They can't just tumble out
01:29The 68 year old noticed a wet sensation
01:3368
01:34That doesn't seem old enough
01:35I know
01:36I know
01:36Followed by a sharp pain
01:38Ah
01:39Wet
01:41Because he felt the
01:41The blood
01:42Or the
01:43Moisture
01:45Moisture
01:45I think
01:46I think
01:47I mean
01:48Maybe you don't even bleed
01:50Well there's a little more to this one here
01:52And I'll explain
01:52When he lifted his shirt
01:53Yeah
01:54Don't lift his shirt
01:55He saw several inches of bowel
01:57Were sticking out of him
01:59That looks like bowel
02:00I would be like
02:02Oh my god
02:03I don't even know
02:04I would run and would not stop running
02:06Were you gonna run your dripping bowels
02:09No not me
02:10If I was with the person
02:11If my bowels fly out
02:13Okay I'm staying sick
02:14You're
02:14Yes
02:14Stay still please Dave
02:16Your bowels are up
02:17I am Forrest Gumpin' it
02:18The hell out of here
02:19Yeah he just started running
02:21I will run and run and run and run and run
02:24Are you at least gonna call 911 while you're running
02:25No
02:26It's on you
02:27Forgot
02:27He'll forget
02:28I can't see anyone's bowels
02:31I don't want to
02:32No I'm not meant for that
02:34No
02:35So this guy
02:35Inside out too
02:36I would assume they'd be all inside out
02:38I guess he had just had abdominal surgery
02:41Okay
02:41Just that day
02:43The doctors gave him the okay
02:44His incision was well healed
02:46Yeah but not for that
02:48Not for a catastrophic
02:49And they determined that was a lie
02:50That's what he
02:51That's how it
02:51The illustration of how it looked
02:53Are there's pictures
02:54No
02:55Oh wait a second
02:56It blew out of his guts
02:58His surgical scar
02:59Yes
03:00Like he
03:00I thought it came out of his butt
03:02No
03:02His surgical scar popped open
03:04And it
03:04Oh no
03:06Flew out of him that way
03:07No
03:08That's straight out of a horror movie
03:10It really is
03:10It absolutely is
03:11It's
03:12I can't even imagine
03:13His wife called an ambulance
03:15Paramedics when they got there
03:17Say a large amount of bowel
03:20Was protruding out of him
03:21I think something's wrong
03:22You're right sir
03:24You're right
03:25I'm not sure what that is
03:27He was immediately rushed to the hospital
03:29Where surgeons were able to successfully return his bowel to its right place
03:33Thanks
03:34After recovering in the hospital for six days
03:37He was finally sent home again and experienced no further complications
03:40This case is detailed in the New American Journal of Medical Case Reports
03:44It's a rare but serious complication of surgery
03:47It's also called disembowelment
03:49Well yeah
03:50Yeah
03:51And it occurs when a patient's internal organs protrude through an incision because of
03:56The reopening of a surgical site
03:58I just
03:59I see a lot of disembowelment on true crime
04:02Oh yeah you do
04:04Yeah
04:04But that's been
04:05Because that's stabby
04:06That's stabby
04:07That's different
04:07Someone's disemboweled them
04:09Yeah
04:09They didn't do it to themselves
04:11Sure
04:11No
04:12So the ambulance arrived four minutes later
04:14The man's shirt was soaked with bodily fluids
04:17Minimal bleeding
04:19Just bodily fluids they say
04:21Wow
04:21So it's just like
04:22All of his bowel juices and stuff
04:24Came loose
04:25Never having faced such an injury
04:27The paramedics kind of freaked out
04:29Bowel juices Dave
04:30What are bowel juices?
04:32I mean I guess just the fluid that your bowels are in right now
04:34Yeah
04:34I mean our body's made up of a lot of
04:36There's a lot of juices in there
04:37Juices
04:38Water
04:38You know
04:38Or juices
04:40People juices
04:41Yeah
04:41I want to see it so bad
04:43No you don't
04:44Really?
04:45Yeah
04:45I already looked up disembowelment photos
04:47Just to see if there was something on there
04:48Yeah
04:49There's nothing out there
04:50I just
04:50I had watched a court case recently
04:52Of this river trial or whatever
04:54And one of the people there was disemboweled
04:57On film
04:58We're gonna have to stop saying that
05:00Send me that
05:02No
05:02So the paramedic
05:05You know radioed into the head office
05:07And they you know
05:08The grizzled veteran there
05:10Told them
05:10Keep them moist
05:11They needed to keep his intestines moist
05:16So
05:16They had to cover them in saline
05:19And wrap gauze around them
05:20Before they put him in the ambulance
05:22Once to the hospital
05:24He was rushed to the operating room
05:26Where three doctors examined the bowel
05:28Saw no evidence of injury to it
05:30And were able to safely place it
05:32Back inside his body
05:33Just willy nilly huh
05:36Yeah
05:36You can just throw them back in
05:37I figured that they're in a
05:39In a spot
05:40Like they're
05:41A special spot
05:42Supposed to be
05:42Yeah
05:43You can't just shove them back in there
05:44Like it's like a puzzle
05:45That you gotta get right
05:46Like you know
05:46When you open a drawer that's full
05:48And you shove stuff in there
05:48And close it fast
05:49Like if
05:50Yeah
05:50Like if you've seen
05:51My drawer with like
05:53Chords in it
05:54Yeah
05:54You don't want your bowels
05:55To look like that
05:56And push it in
05:57Should work out
05:57They then closed up
06:00His wounds
06:02With surgical staples
06:04Over the next several days
06:05He recovered without further complications
06:07And he had a
06:09Positive abdominal examination
06:11And they deemed him well enough
06:13To go home after a week
06:14Never gonna sneeze again
06:16Well not sneeze and cough
06:18Well not if you have any cuts
06:19I didn't even know it was possible
06:20To sneeze and cough at the same time
06:22I'm not gonna try it
06:23I don't wanna blow out my organs
06:25Yeah no
06:25I just didn't think
06:27I have definitely done
06:28Like a couple different things
06:30At the same time
06:31Like you know
06:31Sometimes you do
06:32Like the cough and fart
06:34Yeah
06:34Or like a sneeze and fart
06:35Yeah
06:35But I've done like a
06:36Burp and sneeze
06:37Or something one time
06:38Which was
06:39Which ended up
06:40Making me feel like
06:42I almost blew my esophagus open
06:45It was a very precarious moment
06:48Wow
06:49I was like
06:50How does that happen
06:51At the same time
06:52I guess I was just lucky
06:53Oh this is weird
06:55Dad had to have surgery
06:57Where they took his bowel
06:58Out of his stomach
06:59And placed it on a table
07:00Next to him
07:01After the surgery
07:02Then put it back in
07:03He said for about a month
07:05After that
07:06He could feel
07:07The bowel inside of him
07:08Finding its new location
07:10As things settled down
07:12I don't want to feel it
07:14Like it's a
07:15I don't want to feel my organs
07:16No I don't either
07:17As they work their way home
07:19I don't
07:19As they work their way home
07:20Where is my new home
07:22Yeah
07:22Put them in their home
07:24Like to start with
07:25Get them back to their home
07:27There's a lot of them in there too
07:28It's long
07:29I know
07:29It's weird to think
07:30I think that a lot
07:31When they have those surgeries
07:32That they
07:33Have to take some stuff out
07:35And set it
07:36Yeah
07:36To get to some of the other
07:37It's weird
07:38They just settle back
07:39Into their natural place
07:41After time
07:42Guys
07:42I guess the poop
07:43Moves them you know
07:45I don't want the poop
07:47To move me
07:48No
07:49No
07:52Poop moves you
07:54It does
07:55Yeah you don't want that
07:56That would be a weird feeling
07:57But this guy is so lucky
07:59He is okay
08:00Well yeah
08:01I mean
08:02Number one
08:03So I burst my guts open
08:05Dave you're the only one there
08:07Nope
08:07You run around
08:10Nope
08:10I don't
08:11You swear at me
08:12You tell me
08:13You just call me
08:14Terrible names
08:15Yep
08:16Then I'm like
08:17Dave if you don't rub
08:18Saline goop
08:20On my intestines
08:22Nope
08:22I am gonna die
08:23I'm gone
08:24I'm gone
08:26Oh you gotta rub it up
08:27No
08:28I literally put my hat on
08:30And I just
08:32Go
08:33Dave's running
08:37Good luck Chuck
08:38Dave
08:40Oh my god
08:41Why are you running
08:42Why are you running Dave
08:46Lieutenant Dave
08:48I'm gone
08:51Just went down Chuck's driveway
08:52Out into the street
08:53Off I go
08:54Keep on running
08:55I'd never stop
08:55Oh my god
08:56To me the grossest part is
08:59The saline
09:00Like having to goop them up
09:02And then put something
09:03Over top of them
09:04Like saran wrap
09:05Or something
09:05To keep them moist
09:07Nah I don't
09:09They had to keep them moist
09:11I don't know what happens
09:12When they dry out
09:13I never asked Amber
09:13Did she feel her stuff
09:15Readjusting
09:16I think that
09:17I don't know
09:18I mean I guess
09:19Like that whole area
09:20Would be blown out
09:21Right yeah
09:22I mean everything's
09:23So maybe it all
09:24Just feels weird
09:25I know
09:26But then it's gone
09:27So maybe you just think
09:28Oh that must be just
09:29The baby hole
09:31Closing up
09:31Baby hole
09:34Baby hole
09:35Baby hole
09:35Baby hole
09:36I will also leave the show
09:37How's your baby hole doing
09:39Yeah
09:40That's a bad question
09:42It is a bad question
09:43That's a bad
09:44It's the
09:44We're talking about
09:45The void created
09:47Yes
09:47When a baby is removed
09:49Not your vagina
09:50Oh
09:50Yeah
09:50The empty space left
09:52Where a baby once was
09:53Yes
09:53Thank god it was just
09:54An illustration
09:54Because if you would have
09:55Fired up like a
09:56Oh I couldn't have done that
09:58No
09:58There's certain things
09:59I just can't see
09:59I would have been mad
10:00That's why we did not
10:01Do any Googles
10:02During this segment
10:03Yeah
10:03Good call
10:04Good call
10:05Thank you
10:06Yep
10:06No worries
10:08Jason did
10:09Jason did
10:10That's fine
10:11He's way over there
10:11Yeah
10:12Stay over there Jason
10:14I'll be spending all day
10:15Trying to find the best one
10:16Oh my goodness
10:17I thought you were leading
10:17But I thought you were
10:18Yeah
10:18What do you think
10:20I'm going to do
10:20Oh no
10:22Get some time
10:22Disembowelment
10:23Oh no
10:24Okay
10:24Alright
10:25Oh my