Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the sex acts people have tried to pull-off that didn't work out like you'd imagine or like you'd see in a movie!
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00:00when you're watching a movie tv show or porn there are some sexual acts that look amazing
00:10but when you try and pull them off in real life however you discover they don't live up to the
00:15hype putting this out there for you guys for a moment here what sex act did you try and pull off
00:22that ended up failing miserably for you missionary
00:26he's trying to pull it off and it just uh doesn't doesn't work that's too bad i keep trying to get
00:34some of that and it just won't happen car sex comes up there's listen when they film these scenes for
00:42like movie and tv shows there's a whole scene of people involved in setting it up sometimes the
00:48things even has like a whole side of it shaved off right it's not a traditional car no no they
00:53have room in there there's room for everyone's legs there's no banging of the head against the window
00:59the seat belt buckle up someone's ass or the nugget on the floor to spoil the mood yeah the cops or the
01:07cops or the cops or the cops which happens too to people right it's happened to both of you guys
01:12oh yeah it's happened to me you've had the cops twice i've had the cops on during car love yeah
01:17i've always been too fat for car love it's uh i almost died like trying to reach a lighter you
01:22know oh yeah like it's um it's not great it's definitely not great uh phil's with us here on
01:32the dave and chuck lines what uh sex act sounded great in theory but did not actually live up to
01:37the hype for you uh i'm hoping my wife ain't listening i uh used two vibrators and um it
01:46didn't work out it was too much power oh you went full power yeah you went too high
01:51yeah yeah you blasted her bits into oblivion
01:58her face was red as a tomato
02:02too much power you overdid it my friend you overdid it he showed up to the bedroom like general grievous
02:08forearms
02:11this guy said my wife and i are larger people
02:19yep i tried the move of putting her up against the wall
02:24and put a hole in the front oh my god it was like when the hulk and the iron man
02:29you don't want your sex life to be compared to hulk and iron man no
02:38nope but i mean drywall will give way faster than you realize i think
02:45oh that's mortifying for the lady you have to know as a bigger couple the wall stuff isn't for
02:54you don't you just laugh i'm sure i mean either that or you're crying laugh but you're also i mean
03:00if you know you're quite upset about the wall dance right yeah that's not good no uh what is
03:07the sex act that sounded great but didn't really work out for you someone said i um
03:12stopped on a four-wheeler trail up north in the woods we both had the urge and went at it
03:21but neither of us could finish because we were both getting eaten alive by mosquitoes well
03:27yeah we know someone who was eaten alive yeah we do yeah how that happened huh and i said do you text in
03:34we weren't having any sex at the time no you weren't no trying to set up a tent you know yeah
03:40a lot of mosquitoes yeah but i have had outdoor experiences do they live up to the hype or no
03:4610 out of 10 i'd do it 10 out of 10 wow it lived up to the hype loves it he loves it get me outside
03:53big fan of outdoor sex yeah jason uh anonymous is in royal oak
03:58yeah hi my name's devin yeah all right or anonymous sorry
04:04it doesn't matter what my wife's at work she's not listening okay all right okay um so i had this
04:16i had this chick um when i was stationed in the military out in california and uh she found me at
04:22a bar once i worked i worked security in bars but anyway started seeing her and i had her back i don't
04:26know what the position's called but legs up and i'm just i'm going to pound town uh-huh and i slipped
04:32out and when i went back in i went in the back door oh wow yeah misfire yeah she i mean she freaked
04:39out started crying like she shot across the bed started crying and the crazy thing about it is she
04:45still wanted to see me and started stalking me after that she found some of my my marines on base
04:51out on town asking if they knew me and stuff so she i don't know man she was like stalking i don't know
04:56how but she was following me found out who my marines were and then just seeing them out on town
05:00started asking questions about me where i was yeah i mean i guess it changed her something unlocked
05:05yeah something unlocked for sure yeah yeah all right anonymous devin thanks for calling in
05:11oh your wife's calling oh yeah oh yeah you better go you better go
05:17you did anal with whom
05:19i mean that's a rough one
05:23and a rough one for the wife too married to a devin and royal uncle who was a marine
05:29yeah not easy to figure out doug is in fort myers doug what is a sex act that sounded great but didn't
05:37live up to the hype well a buddy of mine talked me into having a threesome with this girl he met at
05:43the galleria okay yeah so we did we started off and when he dropped his pants he was hung like a tennis ball can
05:50oh wow that's uh that's intimidating yeah
05:53yeah so i was intimidated right off the bat so
05:56started off he's on his back and she's doing whatever to him and i'm i'm coming from behind
06:02and um she asked me not to finish inside her so i didn't
06:07yep nice so i pulled i pulled out and finished well it happened to land on his leg
06:12oh god come on man
06:16he started screaming like he was on fire
06:21well sure
06:21oh yeah i mean
06:25stop dropping roll
06:27stop dropping roll
06:28if i roll i'm gonna roll it around on me
06:30you gotta get it
06:33you gotta get it
06:34and then the next day we just kind of looked at each other very ashamed and just never really
06:42spoke about it afterwards it was a special bond you guys had
06:45oh my god
06:46it's a great story
06:48that's wild
06:50yeah
06:52that was pretty funny
06:53oh my god
06:53that is crazy
06:54screaming like he was on fire
06:56i understand it
06:58i can't even imagine it
07:00that's so revolting
07:01it's why like the silence of the lamb scene is to me is like off-putting
07:06because you just like can't even imagine being
07:09finished upon
07:10oh god
07:11a little wild one
07:12buddy
07:15come on
07:16that is
07:17it's gotta be uh
07:19a real risk
07:20well sure
07:22when there's two people that can finish upon others
07:24in part of the sex act
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