Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a police station in Tennessee that has suspended and fired officers after it was revealed that one female was engaged in sexual activity with multiple male officers while on and off-duty.
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00:00What's the sex scandal that has rocked a small Tennessee police department?
00:10This is nuts.
00:12What happens when you put one giant whore in the police department?
00:17All hell breaks loose.
00:18She F's all y'all.
00:19Oh my God.
00:20She was F'ing everybody.
00:22Damn.
00:24They're at the station sometimes.
00:26She definitely knows what everybody's wiener tastes like.
00:29Oh my goodness.
00:30Yep.
00:31Not a lot of people can say that.
00:33No.
00:33So this happens in the Tennessee town of Laverne.
00:37Apparently it's a sexy place to be if you're a cop, or at least it was.
00:41So far, at least five officers have been fired and three others have been suspended after
00:47an investigation into what the town's mayor calls basically a girls gone wild party.
00:53Damn.
00:54Here's some of what and some of who went down, I guess.
00:57Yeah.
00:57As you listen to this report.
00:59From WSMV-TV.
01:02Take a listen.
01:03Firings and suspensions come after a nearly month-long investigation here at the Laverne
01:08Police Department that uncovered multiple officers having sex with each other while on duty
01:13and on city property.
01:15A shocking investigation finding sexual relationships, sending explicit photos, and open marriages involving
01:23Laverne Police officers.
01:25The city's report, obtained by WSMV through an open records request, says it all centered
01:31around Officer Megan Hall.
01:33I am so stunned.
01:35When I saw this woman's picture, first of all, she's got the face of a thumb.
01:42The face of a thumb.
01:43She looks like a thumb in a uniform.
01:48I thought she's going to be the hottest cop we've ever seen, right?
01:51Yes.
01:52Not at all.
01:52Usually not the way it goes.
01:54No, it's just she's willing.
01:55Not at all.
01:56She's just willing to suck anything.
01:58Yeah.
01:58I think she looks like the dude that played the Riddler in the Batman, that Paul Dano guy,
02:02but with long hair.
02:03Right.
02:03It could be like his sister.
02:05Like those cheeks.
02:05Oh my God, yes.
02:06She does look like that guy.
02:08You can check her out at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com.
02:10There's a link to the story there.
02:11That's not a good look, by the way.
02:12It is not a good look.
02:13It's not for a lady.
02:15When I read through all the details, I'm like, damn, I can't wait to see what this Megan
02:17Hall looks like.
02:18And then I was like, whoa, thumb!
02:21This is a tiny town, so I mean, you lose this many cops.
02:25I don't know what you'd do.
02:26Where are the pictures of all the other cops?
02:28I got you covered, at least.
02:29Don't you worry there.
02:30Oh, good.
02:30Looked into this.
02:31Hey, we brought the female out.
02:33We got to look at the men, too.
02:34No, no, I had to look up some other stories.
02:36So that's her, Officer Thumb.
02:39She's the one that's willing to blow anything that walks.
02:42That's the one, dude.
02:43Okay, so you can understand.
02:45That all matches up, right?
02:46Yeah, he's definitely going to do it.
02:48He's a bit overweight.
02:49That's Officer Magliococo.
02:52Wow, when he's holding up the biggest loser.
02:55Three of the cops were suspended, were reported to be in a hot tub with her.
03:00She pops her top, offers to take this guy into the bathroom, and have sex with him.
03:07So he's one of the officers.
03:10With his family was around, or his wife?
03:12They said it was a family event.
03:13I don't know if they were there or what.
03:16He's one of the guys.
03:17There's another dude, Seneca Shields.
03:20This detective said he admitted that she blew him in the gym in the police department.
03:28Like, they just all confessed.
03:29Two of the canine officers, including this guy.
03:35She doesn't mind the BBC.
03:37Yeah, she'll take anything.
03:39I think she likes it.
03:39Yeah.
03:41There's one of the other canine cops.
03:43Jesus.
03:44They were suspended.
03:45Man, they all look rascally in their photos.
03:48Yeah, they do.
03:49They all look like they just had sex with her.
03:51Yeah.
03:53That guy even looks like he did, too.
03:55Yeah.
03:55And he did.
03:56Of course I did.
03:59Of course I did.
04:00Man, that's so nuts.
04:01First of all, you're just tossing her around, sharing her.
04:04You all know that everyone in the department pretty much has been with her at this point,
04:08but you don't care.
04:09She's blowing you in the gym.
04:10It's almost like a 20-year-old friend group where there's the one girl that manages to
04:20get around with every guy.
04:21The homie hopper?
04:22Yeah.
04:23Oh, man.
04:24Like, man, why does your breath always smell like penis, man?
04:26Oh, my God.
04:27She kept all this a secret from her husband.
04:31She's got a husband.
04:33She's got a husband.
04:34Oh, wow.
04:34They look like a crazy police force.
04:37Oh, my God.
04:38I totally did it.
04:39Oh, my God's like, yeah, I did it.
04:42So, he's holding up a plaque.
04:45Biggest loser.
04:47Oh, she blew me.
04:51Yeah, I mean, like, she's...
04:53Yeah, this guy, look at me.
04:55Yeah, I did, too.
04:57Yeah.
04:57I just take care of the dogs here, but, yeah, she can blow me.
05:01Yeah.
05:02Very sexual police force there.
05:03It sure is.
05:05It sure is.
05:05There's probably not a lot going on there in this tiny little town in Tennessee, right?
05:10No, probably not.
05:10No.
05:11So, this guy...
05:12Her husband must be like, this is my wife, officer, insatiable whore.
05:16Yeah.
05:17They must have had some kind of agreement, right?
05:23If they didn't, this is devastating.
05:26Yeah.
05:26To find out your wife screwed everyone at work, literally everyone.
05:29Everyone.
05:31Yeah.
05:32Someone always marries that one, though.
05:35Like, someone always ends...
05:36So, you think she was always like that?
05:37Like, even when she was...
05:38Yeah, I do.
05:39...at the end of high school?
05:40I do.
05:41Younger.
05:42Late teens, early 20s.
05:43Probably.
05:44Man, she looks like someone who's not a whore.
05:50You know what I'm saying?
05:51Yeah.
05:51Like, she looks just like...
05:53I'll give her a few drinks and a boat or whatever.
05:56Yeah.
05:56She pops the top.
05:57Penises are in every part of her.
05:58Hot tub.
05:58Yeah.
05:59She doesn't even need drinks.
06:00She'll blow you right in the gym.
06:02Yeah, that's true.
06:02Oh, yeah, that's true.
06:03She wasn't even drinking, then.
06:04This is not a group of hot cops that you can't resist, you know?
06:08No.
06:09It doesn't seem like it.
06:10Yeah.
06:10That guy's like, I just got done having sex with her.
06:14I'm sending the shields.
06:16Yeah.
06:16Busted.
06:17Yeah, he's the one that she blew in the gym.
06:19Yeah.
06:20He's like, I'm thinking about having sex with her right now.
06:24I wanted to have sex with her.
06:25In fact, she is blowing me.
06:26You can't see.
06:26She's down there.
06:27But she's having sex with someone else right now.
06:31So, I'm in a waiting list.
06:33So, okay.
06:36So, this update on the story says that she was in an open relationship, but I guess she
06:43still stunned her park ranger husband when he saw her kissing a colleague's wife.
06:49Oh, okay.
06:50He's a park ranger.
06:52Jedediah Hall is her husband who's the park ranger.
06:57Please tell me they got a picture of him.
07:00No, that's not.
07:00I don't think he would be mentioned in the story.
07:04Well, they gave his name there.
07:05Well, no, but I mean, he didn't do anything.
07:08She admitted to sending nude images to other officers on shift.
07:12And then confessed about the threesome and all the other sexual relationships he had with
07:19other police officers while on duty.
07:22Man, that's a tangled web.
07:24It's embarrassing to get that out there.
07:27I mean, I'm sure it's hard banging a man named Jedediah, but still.
07:33Jedediah.
07:34I mean, I don't know.
07:34He's got to be just about as good as just about as good as anyone else that she banged at.
07:40Oh, there he is.
07:42Jedediah.
07:42There's Jedediah.
07:43Oh, boy.
07:43Look at how dead he is.
07:44He looks like a Jedediah.
07:45You know what he also looks like?
07:46A guy who lets his wife bang whoever she was.
07:49I was thinking the same thing.
07:50Yep.
07:51I don't mind.
07:53Who'd you blow tonight, babe?
07:54Oh, that's great.
07:56I'm a park ranger Jedediah.
07:58Oh, wow.
08:00Don't you believe what he sounds like?
08:02He really filled you up, huh?
08:04Oh, there they are.
08:05Oh, man.
08:06Happier times.
08:07I got a tattoo of a tree.
08:09Well, it's a park ranger, right?
08:11I know.
08:12He's living a park ranger life.
08:13I know.
08:14He's got a bear and some trees on his arm.
08:16She looks better in that photo there.
08:18A scooch.
08:20Yeah.
08:20I mean, the thing is, honestly, what it is, is it's that whole thing that happens when someone
08:32in the office, like, you see them all the time, so it's like they think that she's hotter
08:39than she really is.
08:41Than she really is.
08:42You know, like, there's an office hot score that you could end up getting versus what the
08:50normal thing is.
08:51Even though they were apparently in this open relationship, Jedediah was not on board with
08:56his wife having a threesome with the Magileo Cocos.
09:00Well, he also may, he may not have realized she liked.
09:04They look like they have an open relationship, I don't know, like in their photos together.
09:07Yeah, I wonder if he swings as well, or he's in that cuckold type thing where he knows
09:12his wife is out and about and he just lets it happen.
09:14But by initial review, you think cuckold.
09:18I do.
09:19Yeah.
09:19It seems like the guy who's going to sit in the chair in the corner.
09:21Yeah.
09:22Or just sit at home and then hear about it.
09:25And I think like, because so he got upset when he saw her kissing the other guy's wife.
09:33Yes.
09:33And so it was probably like a, whoa, I thought you just banged guys.
09:37Yeah.
09:37Wait, wait, that's not a wiener in your mouth.
09:38Yeah.
09:38Like, wait, oh no.
09:41You're cheating on me.
09:42Yes.
09:42All of a sudden it's cheating.
09:44You know, 16 dongers in there, but my God.