MJTV: Froggy Had a Near Death Experience
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00:00That thing's the size of this room.
00:02It's not the size of the room, but that is, it looks to be a pretty large.
00:07Who needs a drone that big?
00:09Oh, the guy was acting cool and showing off.
00:12He was doing flippy flips and loopty loops with it.
00:14Okay, so we're watching it.
00:16Wow, look at that.
00:17It does look like a fairly large drone.
00:19And then what happens?
00:20Then, after I take that video, if you see, it sort of points at us at the very end.
00:25Okay, I stopped taking the video.
00:27We're just enjoying the sunset.
00:28Oh, that was cool.
00:30Okay, two seconds later, we turn around, we're walking.
00:34So, after you stop the video, two seconds later.
00:36The swoosh happened, the sound.
00:38Basically, we're sitting there and all of a sudden.
00:45And the sound I put in the system.
00:47It almost cuts off your head.
00:49Dude, the thing skimmed my hair.
00:51If you would have had your hand up in the air, it would have hit your hand?
00:53You're telling me that you actually felt the drone on your hair.
00:58In the back of my neck, I felt it.
01:00I don't know if the guy lost control of it.
01:02I don't know.
01:03What happened?
01:04He was doing loopty loops to show off.
01:06Everybody's like, yeah, really cool.
01:08I guess he was doing a loop.
01:10He went a little low.
01:11He almost chopped my head off.
01:13Not only mine, but my entire family.
01:16That would be a decapitation.
01:18Don't you?
01:18I mean, looking at the size of that thing.
01:20Entire froggy family decapitation.
01:22Everyone.
01:22Four-person decap.
01:23And if you saw the video.
01:25Okay, just think about that thing.
01:27I'll have a cup of decap.
01:28Look, it's called a quad decap.
01:31If you see that thing, it's going, what?
01:3250 miles an hour?
01:34It's going pretty fast.
01:35If it hits me in the back of the neck, MJ, what happens?
01:37Worst case scenario, chops my head off.
01:39Well, first of all.
01:40Best case, I'm a paraplegic most of my life.
01:43Because this thing hits me in the back of the neck.
01:45It's not a paraplegic.
01:48A paraplegic?
01:49No.
01:50I'll have a monkey living with me.
01:52It doesn't matter, dude.
01:53I'm going to have to use a laser pointer to go grocery shopping.
01:55It's not paraplegic.
01:58It's paraplegic.
02:00So here's the problem.
02:01You're adding an extra syllable.
02:02Here's the problem.
02:03You're adding an extra syllable to that word?
02:05Did you yell at the guy?
02:06MJ.
02:07Did you have words?
02:07Here's the problem.
02:08I didn't know where it was coming from.
02:09Because this thing was huge.
02:11He could have been flying it from everywhere.
02:12So it could have been a woman flying it.
02:14Yeah.
02:14So I go, who the f*** is flying the drone?
02:20Like, loud.
02:22You yelled, who the f***?
02:24I go, who the f*** is flying this god f*** drone?
02:30Like that.
02:31Calm down.
02:31Loud.
02:32Calm down.
02:32And I look around.
02:33And there are people all over the beach, I would imagine.
02:35Yeah, looking at me.
02:36And they're like, oh.
02:36Because they were sort of shocked that this is flying so low.
02:38And you have no idea where the person was with the controller?
02:40No idea.
02:41No idea.
02:42They could have been, like, up on an apartment building balcony or something.
02:44Show yourself now, you son of a f***.
02:49I ate white castle fries.
02:51I ate white castle fries.
02:54I hit the wrong one.
02:58Finally, after me cursing and yelling, I find out in front of this little townhouse is this old man.
03:07Oh, so you did see who it was.
03:09I finally found him.
03:10You finally, all right.
03:10It was an old man.
03:12And he was like, I really apologize.
03:16Because people were crowding around him.
03:18This is not a 90-year-old guy flying a drone.
03:20Well, it makes sense.
03:21That's why his drone was so big.
03:22They have big phones.
03:23They have big drones.
03:24He was a beach guy.
03:25He probably does it every night.
03:26They have big phones.