MJTV: Fester and Roxanne Evaluate MJ's Bizarre Dream
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00:00You're going to be, you're going to be homeless MJ pretty soon.
00:06I had the most bizarre dream last night.
00:09You know that a lot of dreams you just forget.
00:12A lot of dreams you just, you don't remember.
00:15But then you have those dreams that are vivid, and you remember the detail is real.
00:21You wake up, and it's like, you know, your heart is racing.
00:25And once you wake up, and you're cognizant, it takes a couple of seconds for you to realize,
00:29ooh, that was a dream.
00:31They stick with you like the feeling still sticks with you.
00:33Out of that nightmare, the dream is over, and you have that realization,
00:38and, you know, you catch your breath, and you exhale, and you're like,
00:42oh, man, thank God, that was a dream.
00:44And sometimes you have those dreams where you're in the middle of them,
00:47and they just seem so real.
00:49And they're also the dreams that you remember.
00:51Because you know how many dreams, you know how many tens of thousands
00:54or hundreds of thousands of dreams you have during your lifetime
00:57that you just don't even remember?
00:58But then you have the certain number of dreams that I remember a few weird ones
01:04from when I was a little kid.
01:05There are certain dreams that just stick with you your whole life.
01:08And the one I have...
01:09My dream, does anybody else have, like, almost sets in their dreams?
01:14Like, mine's always at, like, five different places.
01:16Like, a college, and then one's at a convention center all the time.
01:21I have, like, certain places that my dreams happen at.
01:24I totally have that movie sets.
01:26What?
01:26I have the different movie sets.
01:27Yeah, they're like movie sets almost.
01:29Wait, MJ, you don't have that?
01:30No.
01:31No, I don't have that.
01:32I have a couple different places I go.
01:34And the weird thing is I've never been to the places that I go in my dream.
01:37Wait a sec, wait a minute.
01:38One's like a house party, but a really fancy house.
01:40Are you literally on a movie set with the director saying, and action?
01:43No.
01:44I'm just saying that a lot of my dreams happen in the same places.
01:47Yeah, regardless of what the dream is about, it's the same backdrop.
01:51Yes.
01:51Here's the deal.
01:53And should I call?
01:55Michelle was with me in the dream.
01:57Should I call Michelle?
01:58Yeah.
01:58Oh, is this sexual?
01:59No, it's not.
02:00Oh.
02:01Damn it.
02:01Don't call her.
02:04Oh, you only want me to call Michelle if it was a sexual dream?
02:06Is that it?
02:08You sicko.
02:09By the way, what I...
02:09I'm just saying I'd listen to half that conversation if you know what I mean.
02:11All right.
02:15Michelle, pick up, will you please?
02:20Hello?
02:21Hey, I just wanted to bring you in on this.
02:23I had...
02:23I'm just telling the crew, I had the freakiest damn dream last night.
02:27I mean, this rattled me.
02:29It's not often that a dream rattles me, but I was rattled.
02:33I wanted to share this with you to see if you have any idea why this was planted in my head.
02:39But, Roxanne, get your dream interpretation crap ready to go.
02:42It's cranked up.
02:43So, we're driving a big truck, and it has all of our possessions.
02:51We're moving.
02:52For whatever reason, we are moving.
02:54So, I don't know what moving indicates or signifies in a dream, but we're driving a large, large truck.
03:02I think it was almost like a tractor trailer or a big, giant box truck.
03:06Thought to be a positive symbol, embodies strength and toughness.
03:10Can I tell the story first?
03:11A little premature.
03:12A little premature.
03:13Why don't you let me tell the whole story first?
03:14I'm so strong, but I drive trucks in my dreams.
03:18Let me get through the first two seconds of the dream there, Rox.
03:20All right.
03:21So, Michelle, you and I, we're in the vehicle.
03:24I'm driving this big truck, and all of our furniture is in there, all of our clothes,
03:31all of our mementos, our keepsakes, everything.
03:34What about tchotchkes?
03:34Tchotchkes, I've got the corner curio cabinet, I've got the collection of Michelle's Beanie
03:39Babies.
03:40Knick-knacks?
03:41Knick-knacks, everything.
03:42Or a bunch of bric-a-bracs.
03:43I've got the bric-a-brac, I've got the whole plate collection from the Franklin Mint.
03:48All right.
03:49So, everything, all of our worldly possessions, everything's in the truck.
03:55How big is the truck?
03:56It's a large truck.
03:57Everything we own, we're moving, and everything we own is in the truck.
04:01All right.
04:01So, obviously, Q&A 5 has fired us, and we're on to the next show.
04:05Maybe so.
04:05Okay.
04:06All right.
04:06So, I stop at a truck stop to get gas in the truck.
04:13Flying J?
04:14I don't know.
04:15It was either Pilot Flying J, maybe a Buc-ee's, I don't know.
04:19Travel America?
04:20Yeah, it could be a Travel America.
04:21Yeah, who knows?
04:21So, that was nondescript, so I don't know what it was.
04:24So, I pull into the truck stop to gas up the truck, and I think I sort of merged a mobile
04:34home scenario in, because there were a whole bunch of tanks in the back of the truck, and
04:40one was for the gas, and one was for water, and I ended up like-
04:44In the back of your truck?
04:45In the-
04:45Dream truck?
04:46In the back of the Dream truck.
04:47I ended up putting like 20 gallons of gas into the water tank instead of the gas tank.
04:53And then I'm like, oh, geez, what did I do?
04:56In the meantime, while I'm trying to figure this out, and I'm staring at the pump, someone
05:02drives off with the truck.
05:05Michelle?
05:06Michelle, at this point, you're out of the Dream, and then you did appear later, because
05:11we were standing with the police trying to report the stolen truck.
05:16So, I know that you didn't leave me at the gas station.
05:19I left the keys in the ignition in the truck, and someone stole the truck with all of our
05:25worldly possessions.
05:26Everything we-
05:27All the clothes, everything.
05:29All we had were the clothes on our back.
05:32How pissed off-
05:32And I'm mad at you.
05:34Everything.
05:34Everything was gone and stolen.
05:36And then the cops show up, and in the dream, they just didn't have any sense of urgency.
05:44And that was it.
05:46And then I woke up, and I was-
05:49Seriously, my heart was beating.
05:50I was sweating.
05:51I'm like, oh, my God.
05:53That's one of the scariest dreams I've had in a long time.
05:56Just because they stole your stuff?
05:58Everything.
05:59Can you imagine?
05:59Everything that we owned was stolen by whoever took the truck at the truck stop.
06:05Okay.
06:05That just means you need to release your attachment to your earthly belongings.
06:10You are too obsessed with your stuff, and your serial numbers of your stuff, and all
06:16your different-
06:17Hold on.
06:18You're just making this up?
06:19Yes.
06:20It's coming to me.
06:21I mean-
06:22It sounds like something horrific is about to happen in your life, and you're about to
06:24suffer a big loss.
06:25Well, that's what's what I'm-
06:26Yeah, that's what's going to happen.
06:27No, no.
06:28Forget it.
06:29Everybody has their own stuff.
06:30You're going to get all your stuff ripped out from under you.
06:32You're going to be homeless MJ pretty soon.
06:37Roxanne, I don't want you just making crap up.
06:39Usually, you search.
06:40I know, but I was on the dream meeting thing, and then you started talking about putting water
06:45in a fuel tank, so now I'm looking at what can happen to a fuel tank if you fill it
06:48with water.
06:48Well, it's a combination of things.
06:49I made a mistake, and I put fuel in the water tank in the truck, and then somebody just
06:55drives off with the truck with all of our possessions in there, and that was it.
06:59I mean, there's got to be some meaning to the dream, but it did scare the crap out of
07:03me.
07:03You're about to make a dumb mistake, and it's going to cost you everything.
07:07And the person who stole your truck, when they get to your clothes, they're going to
07:11be so pissed.
07:12All right, Michelle, I got to wrap this up, because I got to get the fester and spooning.
07:15You got to look it up.
07:16Well, what do you think?
07:16What is your analysis?
07:18Do you have any idea what this could mean?
07:20I have no idea, but usually when something bad happens in the dream, it's really a good thing
07:24in real life.
07:25That's true.
07:26Really?
07:26That's very true.
07:27Really?
07:27It's preparing you.
07:29What do you mean?
07:30Like, I had a dream my arm was amputated, and I grow an extra arm?
07:33I mean, I don't know.
07:34That means you win the Power Bowl.
07:36Really?
07:37Yeah.
07:37I don't know.
07:39Did your teeth fall out?
07:40If you go and research it and look it up, then you'll see, like, oh, it means you're
07:44going to come into money or something like that.
07:46Okay.
07:47Yeah.
07:47Yeah.
07:47Yeah.
07:48Good.
07:48All Inflation.
07:49Good.