MJTV: Roxanne and Fester Get Some Salacious Texts
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00:00But I get about 30 or 40 text messages every time Froggy gives it out.
00:06That was because if I go 813-3108-444, 813-3108-444, 813-3108-444, 813-3108-444.
00:13I just ran out of dumps.
00:22Roxanne brings this up in the studio while we're in a break.
00:26And then Fester says, wait, let me see this.
00:28Then Fester says, you know what?
00:30I've been getting this.
00:32Then you guys compare phone numbers and it's the same phone number.
00:37All right, here's the deal.
00:40Of course, we give out our number here on Q105 on the MJ Morning Show.
00:44It's 800-990-1047.
00:48That's the number to call us, but it's also the number to text us.
00:52So whenever we're doing a phone-in segment, like, listen, we did the pandemic friends deal.
00:57A few minutes ago, we'll do 8-Bit Hit.
01:01People call us, 800-990-1047.
01:03But that's also the same number.
01:05You can text us at that number as well.
01:07And we get hundreds and hundreds of texts a morning.
01:10It's great.
01:10We get a lot more texts than phone calls, actually.
01:14It's like, folks, call us.
01:15We want to hear from you.
01:17But we do get tons of texts, and we love it.
01:19And Roxanne goes over every text.
01:22I don't respond to all of them.
01:24There are too many.
01:24You don't have time.
01:25There's no way that you can respond to all of them.
01:28These fingers are only so fast.
01:31Roxanne, you got this text at what time today?
01:36708.
01:37All right.
01:38Text comes in at 708.
01:39So that's about half an hour ago.
01:41And the text that comes in said what?
01:45The text said, hey, sexy.
01:47And so I assumed it was a dude.
01:49Right.
01:49Of course.
01:50Right.
01:50And so I said, good morning.
01:52And then they followed up with a text.
01:54Roxanne, have you been with another girl?
01:56Now, I usually, like, I was having you.
02:01Wait a second.
02:02Very direct.
02:02Froggy was out of the room.
02:03Froggy doesn't know about this.
02:04No, you don't know any of this.
02:05So just like our listening audience.
02:07I'm learning.
02:08Froggy, you're like just a regular listener right now.
02:10Well, this is where I get my news and entertainment.
02:12You're hearing this for the very first time.
02:14All right.
02:14Go ahead.
02:14So I read this and I assume it's a guy asking me this question.
02:18And I'm, you know, a little slightly creeped out.
02:21But I also understand that being part of this show, we divulge a lot of personal information.
02:26So then listeners feel like they're close to us and they ask us personal questions.
02:29But the question was, hey, sexy.
02:33And then.
02:34Good morning.
02:34Good morning.
02:35And then have you ever been with.
02:38Another girl.
02:39And so my response was, ha ha.
02:41No, that's an interesting question.
02:43And just, you know, try to like diffuse this situation.
02:46And so then, lo and behold, it's a girl who's asking me.
02:51Whoa.
02:52So she sends a photo of herself.
02:55And then I said, wow, you're beautiful.
02:58And now we're like, no, I'm just kidding.
03:01Let me see what?
03:02Can we see what she looks like?
03:03Let me reconsider.
03:05Wait a minute.
03:06Hang on a minute.
03:07No, but actually it's funny because I, it's like, I'm floating.
03:13All right.
03:14Now, wait a minute.
03:14It's nice.
03:15But then how does Fester crawl into this equation?
03:19So since we've gotten back to the morning show.
03:23Yeah.
03:23Froggy has blurted out my cell phone number 50 times?
03:29No, 50.
03:30Come on.
03:31Maybe five.
03:31I think five times.
03:32Okay.
03:32So Froggy to tweak Fester.
03:35Literally, literally, Froggy has blurted out Fester's cell number on the show.
03:39Now, I have dumped that when Froggy's done.
03:45When it's on the air, it's dumped.
03:48So our dump button, and I'm looking at it right now, we've got, I got 10 seconds of total dumping.
03:55I can dump five or I can dump another five.
03:58So I got 10, right?
03:59So hang on a minute.
04:01So I, on the air, if you're listening on 104.7, on Q105, on the FM broadcast over regular conventional radio, it dumps.
04:10So it removes it from the air, just like if somebody curses.
04:13But for whatever reason, I don't know why this is the case, the dump button is not hooked up to our live stream.
04:19If you're listening to us on the Odyssey app, or the TuneIn app, or the iHeart app, or on MJMorningShow.com, or MyQ105.com, it doesn't dump there.
04:31It also doesn't dump on the live video stream.
04:34Alexa, if you're listening on your smart device at home?
04:37Also, the podcast recording, it doesn't dump on there.
04:40So apparently, festive number has remained on numerous channels where people do listen to the MJ Morning Show, other than on conventional FM radio, on a clock radio, or a car radio, etc.
04:54And I'm not super protective.
04:56I don't give a crap.
04:56It's a number, you know, and a million people have it.
04:59I don't care.
05:00But I get about 30 or 40 text messages every time Froggy gives it out.
05:06That was because, like, if I go 813-310-8444, 813-310-8444, 813-310-8444.
05:13813-310-8444.
05:14813-310-8444.
05:16Dude, I just, I ran out of dumps.
05:18Dude.
05:19What happened?
05:20Dude.
05:20I blacked out.
05:21I ran.
05:23Come on.
05:25I just, I pushed, I ran out of dumps.
05:28I blacked out.
05:29What happened?
05:29I just dumped 10 seconds, and then you were still going.
05:32Oh, my God.
05:33I think I glitched like a lizard person.
05:36Did I say it, like, 17 times in a row?
05:38He went through 814-8444?
05:39Yes.
05:40Stop.
05:40So.
05:41Stop.
05:42The dump's not built back up yet.
05:43Then it takes time for the delay to build back up.
05:46So, dude.
05:48I think I blacked out.
05:49All right.
05:49So, I get a bunch of texts every time he does that.
05:52And on, this number's very specific because it's a unique area code.
05:58All right.
05:58Here's the deal.
05:58Let me cut to the chase here.
06:00So, Roxanne gets this text from the woman, hey, sexy, blah, blah, blah.
06:04And Roxanne gets it.
06:07We're practically in a relationship now.
06:09Roxanne gets a picture from this person.
06:11Fester looks at the text in the picture and said, wait a minute.
06:14That's the same woman that's sending me nude photos to 813-310.
06:20Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
06:20Somebody's sending you nudies?
06:22Okay.
06:22So, Fester, why didn't you tell us?
06:24So, Fester, on his.
06:27You're welcome.
06:28Okay.
06:29Fester shows us his phone.
06:32And it turns out that Roxanne is getting the text from the same number.
06:37How long has that person been sending you new photos?
06:40And why is this the first that we're hearing about it?
06:42The honest truth is I completely forgot about it.
06:46I mean, I get.
06:47Oh, nude photos?
06:48You forgot?
06:49It's.
06:50Let me see.
06:51Let me see.
06:52The text chain started.
06:53Don't let it be seen in the camera.
06:55Yeah.
06:55Be careful.
06:58The first thing she sends me is a direct link to her entire Google photo.
07:04If you click that top link, MJ, it'll take you into her.
07:06And every photo she snaps on her phone that's saved to the cloud.
07:09Are you serious?
07:10She has sent to me.
07:11There's pictures of her kid.
07:12There's pictures of her dog.
07:14Her name is.
07:15It starts with an L.
07:17It's Linda.
07:17I guess it's a first.
07:18Her name is Linda.
07:20Yes.
07:20Okay.
07:21Why do I completely feel like plan B right now?
07:23She's been sending you stuff and didn't get the response she wanted.
07:25A text just came in.
07:29A text just came in from someone that says, hey, Fester, you ever been with a dude?
07:38I'm holding Fester's phone now.
07:40Listen, you want the short story or the long story?
07:43All right.
07:43So I'm not going to give out.
07:45I'm not going to give out any more information about this, Linda.
07:48It's just, listen.
07:49Why is she sending you taking pictures?
07:51She sends me a link to all of her Google photos, and I just type back, okay.
07:55Linda is not an uncommon name, but I do have the number here.
08:00Should I call Linda live and see what's going on here?
08:05See who she likes better.
08:06Me or Fester.
08:06Well, why is she trying to pick up Roxanne, and she's also sending nude photos to Fester?
08:13Here's your phone.
08:14Okay, so, let me see.
08:16All right.
08:17I think we had a, had a, are you stroking out?
08:22Okay.
08:23Wait, every time, every time I pause and think about something, you don't have to talk about
08:26strokes.
08:27This isn't a real picture.
08:28She's a little odd.
08:30Remember a while ago, I told you a story.
08:32I met a listener who listens to our podcasts while she does intimate massages.
08:40What?
08:40I don't recall that.
08:41I remember that.
08:42I remember that.
08:43I think this is her.
08:44All right, hold on.
08:45Because the area code's from Massachusetts, and I remember she listened to our podcast.
08:49Hold on, hold on, hold on.
08:51I'm going to dial the number.
08:53Right.
08:53So, this is the person trying to pick up Roxanne.
08:56Wait, there's no, okay, there are nudes.
08:58This is also the person that's sending texts to Fester.
09:02All right, now, I'm going to dial it.
09:03Hey, Coop, I need you to pick up, okay?
09:06Hang on a minute.
09:06I'm going to dial the number.
09:07Let's see if we can find out.
09:09She's got nice feet.
09:09What's going on here?
09:11All right.
09:15All right, dial it up, uh, uh, uh, uh.
09:18All right.
09:18Hello?
09:19All right.
09:20All right.
09:20So, Coop, pick up the line when it rings.
09:22All right.
09:22All right, Coop, pick up the phone and see if we can talk to this Linda.
09:28All right, tell me what happens.
09:30All right, Coop, turn your mic on in the producer booth and tell me if Linda picks up.
09:34I just want to know.
09:35I don't think that's real, Fester.
09:37I want to know what's going on with Linda.
09:39Hello?
09:40All right, hang on.
09:41Hey, yeah, what's up?
09:42All right, Coop is.
09:43Hey, is this Linda?
09:45It took a while to get there.
09:47I'm sorry?
09:48Introduce yourself, Coop.
09:50Hey, this is Coop from the MJ Morning Show.
09:52Oh.
09:53Hung up.
09:54Oh, really?
09:54They never said anything.
09:55I don't know who picked up.
09:57It's not real.
09:58Look at the pictures.
09:58Oh, we're getting catfished?
09:59You're getting catfished, Fester.
10:02First of all, I'm not buying or biting on any of this catfish stuff, but I have hundreds
10:08of pictures of this human in various states of undress and different activities.
10:14Coop, when I dialed it up and the person picked up, did you hear a voice at all?
10:20Nobody said anything.
10:21So you don't know if it was a male or a female?
10:22Mm-mm.
10:23No idea.
10:23So they might be listening right now knowing that we're calling them.
10:26Of course.
10:27Just pick up the phone, sir, ma'am.
10:29I'm sure they are.
10:29No, they were watching the feed because she was asking me if I winked at her.
10:33I'm sure they were watching the feed because she was asking me if I winked at her, but I don't
10:45know if I winked at her, but I don't know if I winked at her, but I don't know if I winked at her.