MJTV: Fester wants Roxanne to sign up on WikiFeet
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00:00Fester has, like, I caught him one time, and he has 10 photos.
00:07Anyway, so literally right after the show, I got to get out of here right at 10.
00:11I got to race to the doctor's office and have my little sit down and then the additional stuff.
00:18What are you guys doing?
00:19Nothing, he's just annoying me.
00:21Fester wants to continue.
00:22Don't say, don't say, don't say.
00:23I'm building.
00:24Roxanne's in on it, but I'm not ready to unravel it yet.
00:26I'm not really in on it.
00:27I'm annoyed by it.
00:28She's annoyed by it.
00:28This is awkward.
00:30Hold on, what do you guys...
00:30It's super annoying.
00:31We can't talk about it.
00:32It's not ready yet.
00:33Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:33It's not ready yet.
00:34Well, what are you working on?
00:36This is news to me.
00:37It is, and it will be when I'm ready to unveil it, and Roxanne's reaction was uncalled for.
00:41Wait a minute.
00:42Wait a minute.
00:43You're working on something that I don't know about yet?
00:46You think I'm a creep.
00:47Yeah, this is...
00:48Well, you brought this up, and I'm...
00:50Whoa, when are you going to reveal whatever this is that I don't know about?
00:54I probably need...
00:54Hopefully never.
00:55Oh, I probably need a week and a couple more good days.
00:58Wait a minute.
00:59Wait a minute.
01:00So, Roxanne, you know what Fester is...
01:02Because I caught him doing what he's planning to do.
01:05To whom?
01:06To her.
01:06To me.
01:07Just tell him.
01:08It's an invasion.
01:08All right.
01:09So, listen.
01:09I'm going to give Roxanne a submission on WikiFeet.
01:11And I'm very upset about that.
01:12And I've been collecting Roxanne foot photos for, like, the last two weeks.
01:15And that is so creepy.
01:16God, you messengers taking pictures of her feet.
01:18You've been secretly taking pictures of Roxanne's feet, and you're going to put her on WikiFeet?
01:22WikiFeet?
01:23I think Roxanne's feet...
01:25I'm so annoyed.
01:27Oh, my God.
01:30Seriously, it's such an invasion.
01:31You've got nice feet, Roxanne.
01:32That is the creepiest thing.
01:34You've been taking secret photos of Roxanne's feet, like, in sandals?
01:38And you're going to post her feet?
01:40Yeah.
01:41WikiFeet.
01:42I got some from a couple days ago.
01:45Oh, that is gross.
01:46Isn't it?
01:47That might be a HR issue.
01:49Oh, that is absolutely an HR issue.
01:51There she is the other day.
01:52Oh, and black pumps.
01:53Yeah.
01:54Oh, it's not that gross.
01:55Oh, my gosh.
01:56This is disgusting.
01:57She's taking pictures of my feet.
01:59Oh, my God.
02:00Dude.
02:01Listen.
02:01So, wait a minute.
02:02If you said you were...
02:02Hold on a minute.
02:03Why didn't you just reveal it?
02:04Why didn't you just blurt it out if you were working on this?
02:06Because I caught him.
02:08Well, Roxanne did catch me.
02:10She said, are you taking pictures of my feet?
02:12That's exactly how I said it.
02:14Why?
02:15I was like, I'm going to put you on WikiFeet.
02:17You're going to be WikiFeet famous.
02:19And she's like, that's so...
02:21Okay.
02:22There's actually a website called WikiFeet where...
02:26Froggy frequents it.
02:28Of course.
02:28I check it every day.
02:29I got these last week.
02:30Well, hold on a minute.
02:31Stop it.
02:31Oh, God.
02:32All right.
02:33So, Froggy, you actually...
02:34What is that?
02:35Let me see.
02:36Look at this one.
02:36See?
02:37Oh, okay.
02:39Get that to me.
02:39Here's where Roxanne...
02:40Okay.
02:41First of all, here's where Roxanne...
02:41Here's where Roxanne acts offended.
02:44You need to put pictures of those pictures on the website.
02:46See?
02:46That makes me so mad.
02:47Like, if I want my feet photographed, I want to do it myself.
02:51Oh.
02:52I would love some self-jobs.
02:54Wait.
02:55Of your feet.
02:56I would love...
02:57You know what I mean.
02:59Folks, I...
02:59This is weird.
03:00To all of our MJ Morning Show listeners, I had no idea this was going on.
03:06And I knew something was up, because I saw that Roxanne and Fester were having a little
03:09powwow off mic.
03:10Well, she called and taking another picture.
03:12Yeah.
03:12So, that's what that was.
03:13And this has just been revealed to me.
03:15I had no idea that Fester has been secretly trying to get pictures of Roxanne's feet.
03:20When did you start this last week?
03:21How many pictures you had?
03:23I started it last Friday.
03:25He has, like, ten pictures.
03:26Well, yeah, I mean, how many do you need for a full wiki feet?
03:29Only a couple.
03:30Okay, well, then I'm opening it up tonight.
03:32Dude, this is gross.
03:34An invasion.
03:35I found...
03:36It feels so weird.
03:37This is perverted.
03:38This is...
03:38She's going to get a high score, though.
03:39This is intrusive.
03:41And this will be probably the number one clicked site on wiki feet.
03:45Oh, wait a sec.
03:46Froggy, you brought up wiki feet last week or a week ago, because I was talking about the
03:52Rooms to Go commercial where...
03:54Julianne Huff.
03:55And then Julianne Huff is now...
03:57She's got her own, like, furniture collection at Rooms to Go.
04:00And they show off her feet.
04:02Right.
04:02It is very obvious what they're doing.
04:04And then you proved to me that her feet sitting on the Rooms to Go couch in the commercial,
04:10it's already on this perverted wiki feet.
04:13It's not perverted.
04:14It's not perverted.
04:15It's for people that enjoy a lovely foot on a woman.
04:18It's a foot appreciation site?
04:20Yeah.
04:20This is crazy.
04:20And Julianne Huff has perfect feet.
04:23I think they rank perfect.
04:24I have to figure out how to add a submission.
04:27I mean, it can't be that difficult.
04:29All right, guys.
04:30I think you're up there with Julianne, Roxanne.
04:32You guys, with this just spontaneous action that just broke out on the show, you've eaten
04:39into all my time here.
04:41Roxanne doesn't get annoyed by much, but she looks pretty annoyed right now.
04:44Yeah, because it feels like an invasion.
04:46It does.
04:46It does.
04:47What size are you?
04:48All right, Fester.
04:49For the bio.
04:50For the bio.
04:52This is.
04:53Seven or seven and a half.
04:55Love you.
04:55I'm real offended.
04:56Listen.
04:57Now you're aiding and abetting.
04:58Now you're aiding and abetting.
04:59I want to at least have this in the appropriate context, but Fester has, like, I caught him
05:04one time, and he has ten photos.
05:07Yeah, that's weird.
05:08I'm pretty ninja-ish.
05:09I'm going to start taking pictures of your feet, Fester.
05:12Fester and ninja just don't seem to go together.
05:15Yeah.
05:15What's up?
05:16Fester, put your feet on WikiFeet.
05:18It's like Chris Farley being a ninja.
05:20Dude, I would.
05:21Me with my nine good toenails and my one that looks like ash.
05:25All right.
05:26I'm moving along.
05:28Folks, you never know what's going to happen on this show.