In this episode the contestants are Val Palmer & Richard Sainsbury from Yorkshire, Fred & Joy Green from Staffordshire, Dot & Andrew Pimer from Cheshire, and Michael & Sharon Walker from Suffolk. Bruce Forysth hosts, assisted by the lovely Rosemary Ford, who is chuffed to have another couple on from her native Yorkshire, though Bruce is perturbed to find two bank clerks among the teams. "No wonder there is nobody on the tills when you need them," he quips. "They're all on here!" He also hears of one couple's wedding disaster, while one woman relates a lizard story that comes out unintended Not Going Out sauciness (you'll know what I mean if you've seen that Xmas episode). Among the games are Jack Douglas recitation (involving the actual Carry On star Jack Douglas), Folding Blankets (yes, really), sausage making (still on the Carry on theme, I see) and Draw the Road Signs, which ends up somewhat farcical. The finale sees the surviving twosomes have to play off in a 1960's Tiller Girl dance off. All good fun, and I hope you enjoy it.
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00:00BBC One
00:04Whilst everyone else is tightening their belts
00:06The conveyor remains laden
00:08For those competing in the generation game
00:11Life is the name of the game
00:16And I want to play the game with you
00:18Life can be terribly pain
00:23If you don't play the game with two
00:26And I want to play the game with you
00:30Thank you, thank you very much, good evening
00:49Good evening, ladies, gentlemen, children
00:51Welcome to the Generation Game
00:52Nice to see you, to see you
00:54Now you'll never guess what happened to me this morning
00:58So go on, ask me
01:02So come on, come on, get together
01:05After one, two, one, two, three
01:07Yes, they're as sick as treacle here tonight
01:12Anyway, I got stopped on the motorway
01:14By a policeman on horseback
01:16He said, do you know you were doing over 80 miles an hour?
01:19I said, how much do you want for the horse?
01:24He walked round and round my car, inspected everything
01:29And then he said, this Robin Reliance
01:31Not fit to be on the road
01:32I said, what's wrong with it?
01:35He said, it's got fowl pest
01:36How can I get from fowl pest
01:40Into introducing Rosie?
01:44Got it
01:45Here she is
01:46The lovely, gorgeous, Rosemary Foy
01:50Yes
01:50Oh, no, lovely
01:55That's lovely
01:56Oh, listen to me
02:02As breathtakingly stunning as ever
02:05Oh, thank you, Bruce
02:06And I love that outfit
02:07Off the hook
02:08Off the hook
02:09Oh, what river were you fishing in?
02:12The river
02:12What?
02:14Don't have a go at me if you've had a bad week
02:17I haven't had a bad week
02:18Oh, no
02:18On Tuesday, I made an 85-year-old lady very happy
02:22Don't look at me like that
02:25I haven't got to the joke yet
02:26Oh, yes, I remember
02:28This old lady won £2 million on the pause
02:31Yes
02:32And you presented her with a cheque on Tuesday
02:34Yes, and on the Wednesday, I asked her to marry me
02:36But did you ask her what she was going to do with all that money?
02:40Yes, she said, I'm going to leave it to the cat's home
02:42Ah, and what did you say?
02:44Meow
02:45And I licked the back of me neck
02:48Ha-ha, that's wonderful
02:50Right
02:50Don't you think it's about time
02:52What's that?
02:53Don't you think it's about time I introduce the contestants?
02:55Oh, I thought you'd never ask
02:56Right, our first team's from Yorkshire
02:59Oh, that's where we do the big hurry up
03:01Our first team's from Yorkshire
03:03Where I come from
03:04Oh, second team
03:05Well, they are from Yorkshire
03:09Oh, dear
03:09Their mother-in-law and son-in-law
03:11Val Palmer and Richard Sainsbury
03:13Right
03:13Hello
03:18That's fine, welcome
03:23And welcome
03:24Oh, that is a bit of a shirt, isn't it?
03:27Right, like a golf course
03:28Right
03:29You're Valerie Palmer
03:30Married now to John for 35 glorious years
03:34That's right
03:34Ah, yes, but have they been happy and glorious?
03:37Yes
03:37Long to reign all
03:39I'm sorry, I'm such a royalist
03:42But, er, have you any special talents at all?
03:45Yeah, swanting flies and bacon
03:47Oh, well, I'll make a note of that
03:50Never eat her spotted dick
03:54Right, now your favourite people are your husband and family closely followed by Howard Keel
04:04Oh, yes
04:05Why does Howard Keel follow your family closely?
04:08No, but he's 70, isn't he?
04:11Well over 70
04:12Yes
04:12He's still sexy
04:13Oh, you're right
04:14Well, some men do
04:16Some men
04:16The maturity seems to come through
04:24He does
04:26Anybody else you have in mind?
04:30I can't think of anybody offhand
04:31Oh, thanks a lot
04:32I'm getting blood out of a stone
04:36Right
04:36Over now to your son-in-law, Richard Sainsbury
04:39That's right
04:39Sainsbury, right
04:40Well, what do you do?
04:41I'm a policeman
04:41Are you really?
04:43Oh, warm night
04:44Come on
04:44Warm night
04:45Warm night
04:46Right
04:47You're married to Julie
04:48So, in your own words, Constable Sainsbury
04:51How did you happen to meet?
04:53I was proceeding to Wesley Direction
04:54Checking her office
04:55Checking her office
04:58I was in the Royal Air Force Police at the time
05:00Oh, really? Oh, I see
05:01And I found a confidential document on a desk
05:02No
05:03So I told her boss
05:04Yeah
05:04And she got done for it
05:06You're joking, true
05:07Really? That's what you did, wasn't it?
05:08That's what I did, yeah
05:09That's how you met her
05:09Well, I mean, I've heard of a woman shopping at Sainsbury's
05:12But never a Sainsbury shop at a woman
05:15But, you know
05:15Now, Julie used to collect teddy bears
05:19Belinda, your brother's girlfriend, used to collect rabbits
05:22They wanted to swap
05:23So what happened?
05:24Well, Julie used to have a four and a half foot rabbit in a jumpsuit
05:27And Belinda used to have a...
05:28Four and a half foot rabbit?
05:28Yeah, not a real one, Bruce
05:29No, no, no
05:30And Belinda had a four foot teddy bear
05:31Yeah, I'm not stupid
05:32I don't know
05:33Typical policemen, they always think you're an idiot
05:38Oh, well, what do you think you're doing?
05:41Right, go on then
05:42Anyway, we used to live 35 miles apart
05:44And my only mode of transport was a big, guzzy motorbike
05:47Oh, that's right
05:48So one Sunday morning, I put all my leathers on
05:49Yeah
05:50I strapped the rabbit on behind me
05:51Yeah
05:51And I drove down to her house
05:53And I thought, the teddy bear's coming back
05:54Oh, yeah
05:54Well, Sunday morning drivers are driving
05:56And all of a sudden, they look to their right
05:57And there's a four and a half foot teddy bear on a motorbike
05:59Well, I don't wonder they were shocked
06:02You know, how often do you see a copper on a motorbike
06:04You know, with a bear behind
06:05Anyway, thank you for being here
06:11Pop over there, we've got some things
06:13And welcome to New Yorkshire
06:15Special visitors, yes
06:16Now, who have we got next?
06:18Our second teams from Staffordshire
06:20Their father-in-law and daughter-in-law
06:22Fred and Joy Green
06:24Right
06:24Joy Green, what do you do?
06:37I'm a travel agent
06:38Yes
06:38I'm a manager for Lund Polly
06:39Lund Polly?
06:40Get away
06:41Well, you know that fellow with the gondola
06:45You know what I mean
06:46You have to be quick, don't you?
06:47Well, you've been married to Mark for two years
06:51Yeah
06:51So the honeymoon wasn't too long ago
06:53No
06:53Oh, that's lovely
06:54Where did you go on your honeymoon?
06:55We went to Malaysia
06:56Malaysia?
06:58Oh, how exotic
06:59Yeah
06:59Anything happened there, you know, apart from
07:01Well, in the middle of the night I decided I wanted a drink
07:04Oh, I see, yes
07:04So I got up out of bed and yet to go to a drinks cabinet
07:07So I opened the door
07:08Yeah
07:08And as I opened the door this lizard jumped out on me
07:11Oh, no
07:12And it really put the willies at me
07:13I don't know whether to be happy or sad
07:27Those lizards are big in Malaysia
07:33Are you sure it wasn't a newt?
07:40Anyway, Joy, lovely to have you with us
07:42And over to your dad now
07:44Oh, sorry
07:44Father-in-law
07:45Father-in-law Fred
07:46What do you do?
07:47I'm a design engineer with an aerospace company
07:50With aerospace?
07:51Something I've always wanted to know
07:52Why do they always put the toilets right next door to the kitchen?
07:56Have you noticed?
07:57It always happens
07:58You're married to Pauline for 29 years
08:01Oh, that's a long time
08:02Great
08:02Can you remember the honeymoon?
08:04Yes, it was at the Kensington Close Hotel
08:06Oh, that nice hotel
08:07Nice hotel, yeah
08:08We were skint after two days
08:10After two days, no money?
08:12No
08:12Oh, yeah
08:13We had to go and get takeaways and take it back to the...
08:15And take the...
08:15Takeaways and take...
08:16Oh, take it on your honeymoon
08:18Would you have a Big Mac or a Whopper?
08:21Never mind, tell me after
08:22Right, it's a shame
08:23It's a shame
08:24Right, have you ever achieved anything?
08:26Erm, yes, I brought up two children
08:30Yes
08:30Mark and Paula
08:31Yeah
08:31And, erm, never pushed a pram or chase a nappy
08:35Well, that's not a nappy pram
08:37What do you think about that, ladies?
08:41What does Pauline think about this?
08:43Yeah, well, she keeps reminding me about every day of the week
08:45You can either push the push chair or chase it
08:47Rosie!
08:51Go on
08:51Go on
08:52Go on
08:53Go on
08:54Go on
08:54Go on, round here, all the way round
08:57All the way round here, come on
08:59Round here
09:02That's it
09:03Do your pen
09:05I'll tell you what, I'm letting you off lightly
09:07You don't have to change it, alright?
09:09But thank you, Fred, for being just a good sport
09:11Now, at least you've done it now
09:13And you can always say you did it once
09:15Okay, Fred, nice people
09:17Here they are
09:17Now, just before our first game
09:21I'd just like to point out that our contestants have no idea what we have planned for them
09:25This is your rehearsal
09:28Right
09:29We are now ready for our first game, which is called Jack Douglas
09:33So here he is
09:34Jack Douglas
09:36Jack, thank you for coming on
09:49How are you?
09:49Not much fun
09:50You're very jumpy, aren't you?
09:54I am a bit jumpy tonight, yes
09:55Now, what are you going to do for us?
09:57Well, I thought of doing a dramatic recitation
09:59The green eye of the little yellow god
10:01It's Kipling
10:02Yeah
10:03It was lovely when I came in
10:05Can you hear him?
10:13Can you hear him?
10:15I'm standing there, I can't hear you
10:17For goodness sake
10:18You've got to project
10:19I've got an idea
10:20Come here, come here
10:21Get off
10:22You take any toffees out and I'm off
10:26I haven't got any toffees for goodness sake
10:32Come back here
10:33What?
10:33Look, these are your hands
10:34Well, dumb sight cleaner than mine
10:36Put your hands behind your back
10:38Yes
10:39You do all the talking and I'll do all the action
10:41Oh, and they'll think it's me
10:43Yes
10:44Oh, regitation
10:45The green eye
10:56There's a green-eyed yellow idol to the north of Timbuk...
11:04North of Timbuk 2
11:09There's a little marble cross
11:10Below the...
11:12Below the town
11:14There's a broken-hearted woman
11:16Tends the grave of Mad Carew
11:19What?
11:21The little god forever gazes down
11:24Down?
11:25Hey
11:25For all his foolish pranks
11:30He was worshipped in the ranks
11:37And the colonel's daughter smiled on him as well
11:40Hey, how loud
11:42Yep
11:45Yep
11:47What have you been eating?
11:49Tell them what you just told me
12:03Tell them what you just told me
12:05She was nearly twenty-one
12:17And thirty-seven
12:19And arrangements had begun
12:22To celebrate her birthday with a ball
12:25Oh
12:27Could we have our ball back, please?
12:31Thank you
12:32I knew it
12:34Oh
12:34And he returned a break of dawn
12:39With his coat and tunic torn
12:42And I...
12:44Hey
12:44What are you playing at?
12:49Just a bit of fun
12:50That's my best shirt
12:52Oh, no, that's vandalism
12:55No, no
12:55Oh, no, I don't reckon that
12:57With a gash
12:58Above his temple
12:59You don't believe this
13:06Without my glasses
13:09I swear that was a chucky egg
13:11It is a chucky egg
13:14I think I know what he's going to do with it as well
13:17With a gash
13:19Above his temple dripping red
13:20Oh
13:22In the sky
13:24Oh, no, no, no
13:31That's it
13:33They're jacked up
13:37Jack, will you come back and do some marking?
13:43It's all right
13:45Yes
13:45Well, that's all there is to it
13:48Okay, the first two in
13:50That's all you have to do
13:51In here
13:52That's fine
13:53I think you can put that down there
13:55As well
13:56Here we are
13:57Stand in front
13:58That's it
13:58You've got the sleeves in you
14:00Are you ready?
14:02Off you go there
14:03We're ready now for Jack Douglas
14:05Take two
14:07Nothing
14:09Resetation
14:10Let's cough
14:12What are you doing that?
14:20What's your little jacket, dear?
14:21How are you this jacket?
14:24Now his glasses
14:25Put
14:27He's blind as a bat now
14:33I can't read
14:34Your hands in his belt
14:35That's it, fine
14:35Okay, fine
14:36Go on, away you go
14:37There's a green-eyed yellow-eyed
14:39On to the north
14:40Of Timbuktu
14:42And left it
14:43Hit it
14:44There's a little marble cross
14:47Below the town
14:51Hit it
14:52There's a broken-hearted woman
14:56Tends the grave of
14:59My
15:00Thumbs in his ears, dear
15:02Thumbs in his ears
15:03Oh
15:03That's it
15:04Not writing
15:06Go on
15:07I've even got three cases down
15:09Hit it, dear
15:10For all these foolish pranks
15:14He was worshipped in the ranks
15:16And the colonel's daughter
15:18Smiled on him as well
15:19The shape of the daughter
15:21His daughter
15:22That's it, good
15:23Fine
15:23Good, go on then
15:24His fingers in the mouth
15:26And pull them wide
15:27That's it
15:28Right, go on
15:32She was nearly 21
15:33And arrangements had begun
15:35To celebrate her birthday
15:38With a ball
15:38No, he's not in that pocket
15:39In that pocket
15:41To celebrate
15:44In my ball
15:46Carry on
15:47My ball back
15:48With a statue
15:49Good
15:51Very down
15:52The statue's good
15:54Marvellous
15:55I forgot the egg
15:57The egg?
15:58Yes, it should be in the pocket
15:59You see, when it breaks
16:00Yeah, but I don't know
16:02I don't know whether we should do that
16:03With a contestant
16:03We've never done that
16:04To a contestant before
16:05What?
16:05You mean his suit?
16:06Sportish trousers
16:07I've never thought of that
16:08Do you agree?
16:09I do
16:09I'm so pleased
16:10Sorry, Jack
16:14Sorry
16:15Holy shit
16:17Sorry, Jack
16:18But I'm glad you agree
16:19Okay, weren't they marvellous
16:21Oh, very good
16:21A nice fitting
16:22Over here to the wall
16:24Over there
16:25On you come the other two
16:27That's it
16:28Stand right here
16:29Stand in front
16:30Nice and clear with the speech
16:32Okay, you ready?
16:33Right
16:33Here we go then
16:34With Jack Douglas
16:35Take three
16:37You haven't said recitation yet?
16:43Recitation
16:44Thank you
16:44Right
16:45Good
16:46Don't put him down his trousers
16:52Away you go
16:54Okay
16:55There's a green-eyed yellow idol
16:58To the north of Timbuktu
17:00There's a little marble cross
17:05Get your father
17:05Have a real go at it
17:06There's a broken-hearted woman
17:09Hands on the heart
17:10Tends the grave of Mad Karoo
17:13Good, good
17:14Clams in the ears
17:16While the little god
17:19Forever gave him
17:21For all his foolish pranks
17:25Wobble his lips
17:25With your fingers
17:26He was worshipped in the ranks
17:29And the colonel's daughter
17:32Smiled on him as well
17:34Very good, very good
17:35Excellent
17:39That's it, lovely
17:41She was nearly twenty-one
17:43And arrangements had begun
17:45To celebrate her birthday with a ball
17:49Can we have our ball back, please?
17:52Good
17:52Excellent, well done
17:54Very good
17:56Very good, very good
17:57And a little bit confused
18:00Did you want the egg for this gentleman or not?
18:03Well, no, the more I think about it
18:04I know it's funny
18:06But do we need these kind of jokes?
18:08I mean, it's the oldest joke
18:09When somebody gets an egg
18:10They bash it onto somebody's forehead
18:12It all goes all over them
18:14I mean, I don't think it's funny
18:16I don't think it's funny, Jack, anymore
18:20It's not worth doing
18:22But they were very good, didn't you think?
18:24Very good indeed
18:25All righty
18:27Come back, if you will
18:28Lovely
18:29And you all did lovely in that
18:32You really did
18:32And who else
18:33If he's all cleaned off now
18:35Better to judge this
18:36Than Mr. Jack Douglas
18:38Jack!
18:44A little bit of fun now
18:45A little bit of fun
18:46Yes, yes
18:47Now then
18:48Yes
18:48We're waiting on your judgment
18:50Oh, yes, of course you are
18:51Yes
18:52Well, Val and Richard
18:53Yes
18:53I thought they were very good
18:55Because they had very good effects
18:56And a good dialect
18:57And a good slapping
18:58So I've awarded them 35
19:00Out of 20?
19:03Yes
19:04Just a bit
19:06We'll take 20 off
19:08All right, Rosie
19:08We'll make that 15
19:09See, 35, 20 off, 15
19:11Okay
19:11See what we're dealing with here
19:13Now, Fred and Joy
19:16I thought they did very, very well indeed
19:18And they had some very good slaps
19:19And some good fun
19:20And I thought they just
19:21Are you all right?
19:23They just had the slight edge
19:26Yes
19:27So I've given them 36
19:2936, 20 off of 36
19:3116
19:31Okay
19:32Thank you, Rosie
19:33And by the way
19:34What have you got coming up for us lately?
19:35Oh, I'm going into pantomime
19:37Oh, good
19:37Whereabouts is that?
19:38At High Wycombe
19:39Oh, I didn't even know
19:40There was a Low Wycombe
19:41Forget about it
19:42Oh, good luck
19:44Yes
19:45Good luck, Jack Dabbers
19:47And thank you for being part of us
19:48Yes, thank you very much
19:49And stay being the way you are
19:51Yes
19:51An idiot
19:52Yes
19:52Thank you, Jack Dabbers
19:54There we are
19:57Now then
19:59What's on the egg marketing board, Miss Ford?
20:03Well, Val and Richard have 15
20:0615
20:06Fred and Joy have 16
20:08As I thought, as I thought
20:09Just one minute
20:10So do you just go over there
20:11And sit yourself down
20:12And take all that stuff off
20:14Now, our second game is called
20:16Welcome to the Fold
20:18Let's meet from Earlies of Whitney
20:20Barbara Sauch
20:22And Jenny Buckingham
20:23There we are
20:24Now, you're both supervisors at the warehouse
20:33But you're going to demonstrate folding a blanket
20:37Now, you're Barbara
20:37Yeah
20:38You're Barbara
20:39Now, the company also has some royal connection, hasn't it?
20:42Yes
20:43By royal appointment
20:43Yes, we have a royal warranty
20:45Yes
20:45And we've served the royal family 1,600
20:48They've had a lot of warmth in
20:50Yes, certainly
20:51Come over here, anyway
20:53And show us what you're up to
20:55Now, watch this very, very carefully, all right
20:58There's a little trick in here
21:00That we'll show you
21:01I think it's only fair to show you
21:03So do the first fold there
21:05Now, this next one
21:06There we are
21:07They do a half fold, you see?
21:09They only go half way down
21:10You see that?
21:11That's the trick of it
21:12That's fine
21:13Good
21:16And then over it goes
21:17It's wonderful
21:18I mean, see, you could never get a machine to do that, could you?
21:21You could never get a machine to do that
21:23Now, in goes the, uh
21:25What's that you put in there?
21:26The insert
21:26The insert
21:27The insert
21:27And why do you call it an insert?
21:30Um
21:30Well, it is the insert
21:33Oh, it's a good reason to call it
21:35Okay, well, the insert is inserted
21:41There we are
21:44Just let's see
21:44This is all very important
21:45And there it is
21:51It's all finished and lovely
21:53Isn't that beautiful?
21:54Lovely
21:56And tell me now
21:58How many blankets would you have done in one day working as a team?
22:02Uh, about two thousand
22:03Two thousand
22:05In one day
22:06Now, don't start running upstairs
22:08And start playing this at home
22:10Wait until the show's finished
22:12When blind date's on
22:13Right
22:14Now
22:15Will you come back and do some marking?
22:17Put this in my dressing room
22:18Okay
22:18Well, you never know
22:21Right
22:21Over here
22:22That's fine
22:23I'm in a funny mood tonight
22:25I hope it lasts
22:26Right
22:26And get to your side of your blanket there
22:29You get to your side of your blanket there
22:31Now, you've got about a minute
22:32Which is much longer than they took, of course
22:34To fold it
22:35Starting from
22:36Then
22:37Right
22:37Get together
22:39Sit
22:40Work as a team
22:41I mean, he was giving her instructions
22:56I mean, he was giving her instructions
23:08Okay, 30 seconds left
23:10You can start the wrapping now
23:11Start all the wrapping going
23:15You see, you tell them the right way to do it
23:22Doesn't mean a damn thing
23:24There we are
23:26Alright, finish your touches
23:27Don't forget your insert
23:28I hope your insert is in
23:29I hope it's well-serted
23:32Right
23:33How much?
23:34A bit more
23:34Get your contribution
23:35Put it on
23:36But it's over
23:37That's it
23:37That's it
23:39Oh, beautiful
23:40Beautiful
23:40Let's welcome back Barbara and Jenny now
23:43Come on, Barbara and Jenny
23:44Now, here's this effort here of Richard and Val
23:51They did a lot of talking before they started
23:54But what do you think?
23:55Well, when they were actually folding the blanket
23:57They did drop the blanket in
23:59Oh, did they do that half fold?
24:01Yes, they did
24:01And then what happened after that then?
24:03Well, I think they just lost it
24:04They did
24:04But, what do you think?
24:07We've given Val and Richard 13
24:0913 out of 20
24:11Not bad, though
24:11Not a very difficult thing to do
24:13Not bad at all
24:14Over here
24:15Fred and Joy
24:17So, we can turn this over now, can we?
24:22Yeah, well, yeah
24:22The insert is
24:24What about all that?
24:25Well, the ribbons
24:26The ribbon's right, but the insert's upside down
24:29Yeah, but
24:30To finish off, it does actually look more to the shape of the blanket
24:34Yes, it's got more shape to it, yes
24:35Yeah
24:35So, we're actually giving Fred and Joy 14
24:3814?
24:39Yeah
24:39Ah, there we are
24:41Well done, you two
24:42And give our love, Gary and Liz
24:44Thank you very much for doing a bar with Jay
24:46Thank you, Barbara and Jenny
24:48Come on
24:48Good day
24:49Good day
24:50Come here
24:51And come back here
24:53Come on
24:53There we are
24:54Well, now, what's on the board, Miss Ford?
24:59Well, Val and Richard have 28
25:01Fred and Joy have 30
25:04Oh, well done, you two and Ben
25:06Love you two
25:07Good day
25:07Oh, they're very lovely of you
25:10Thank you
25:10Thank you
25:11I think
25:13Right
25:15Well, now, but you do
25:16Sorry, you do
25:17Get a generation
25:18See, all that's so confusing
25:19You do get a generation game telephone
25:21And thank you for being such lovely people
25:23All right, thank you
25:24And we'll see you in our grand final
25:26Which is coming up very soon
25:27Off you go now
25:28And we'll see you later
25:29There we are
25:30Well, well
25:31Shame about Yorkshire
25:34Anyway, who have we got left, Rosie?
25:37Our third teens from Cheshire
25:39They're mother and son
25:40Dot and Andrew Pimer
25:42Oh
25:42And you are the third
25:51Welcome, welcome, welcome
25:52Right
25:53Now, you're a dot
25:54I'm dot
25:54I could tell the way you dashed on
25:55Right
25:56What do you do, dot?
25:57Dot, do
25:58What do you do, dot?
25:58Do, do, dot?
25:59I'm a retired funeral director
26:01Oh, really?
26:02Yes
26:02Oh, thank goodness you're retired
26:04Yes
26:05Mind you, you're not as retired as some of your customers
26:07Right, you're married to Reg
26:10Yeah
26:10Any irritating habits has he got?
26:12Well, he's not a very romantic man at all
26:14He's not?
26:15No, no
26:15I mean, we never exchange gifts, really
26:18For birthdays or Christmas
26:19Really?
26:20Yes
26:20Oh, I often exchange some of mine
26:22Some of the things people send me
26:27You'd be amazed
26:28You'd be amazed
26:29Anything else at all about him?
26:31Well
26:31He's not romantic?
26:32Well, he isn't romantic
26:33But for my 50th birthday
26:34He did buy me a grave deed
26:36And told me
26:37He bought you a grave deed?
26:43Yes
26:44It's all done legal
26:45He knows where I'm going
26:46And he can't
26:47Come on
26:47Come on
26:47That is amazing
26:51I've got to make a note of that
26:52He worships
26:54The ground
26:56That's coming to her
26:58Now, over to your son, Andrew
27:01What do you do, Andrew?
27:02I'm a
27:03A
27:03A
27:04I don't know what you mean, a rare-run
27:07What were you before you were a rare-run?
27:09I was a local coordinator for Barclays Bank
27:13Oh, really?
27:14Any previous jobs?
27:15I had my own ice-cream round
27:17Oh, really?
27:18Oh, so you went from ice lolly to nice lolly
27:20You have a girlfriend
27:25You have a girlfriend, Jill
27:27Oh, Jill, yes
27:28Tell us about her, then
27:29Well, I've got quite a hairy back
27:31Oh, well, I was just going to ask you
27:33Yes, you've got quite a hairy back, yes
27:40Yes, and both her and your mum, they don't like it at all
27:42So they got me booked into a sugaring clinic
27:44A sugaring?
27:45A sugaring clinic, yes
27:46What are they doing?
27:48Well, it's sort of a gooey, slimy stuff
27:50And this woman
27:51Oh, a glue
27:52Oh, I see
27:52And they put that, the glue
27:53They put me on the front
27:54Yes
27:54And they smeared all this stuff on
27:56And ripped it off
27:58And she was a big girl as well
28:02So anyway, imagine you're talking about a big girl
28:06I mean, you're no lightweight, are you?
28:08How much she weighed?
28:09About 16 and a half still
28:1116 and a half still?
28:12Yeah
28:12You work for Barclays?
28:13That's right
28:14You should work for Fat West
28:15You have one phobia, which is...
28:22I don't like reading in public
28:23I can't, I can't make this out
28:24What, what is it?
28:27What?
28:28Reading out loud in public
28:29You can't!
28:30You can't!
28:31You can't!
28:32You can't!
28:33Congratulations!
28:34Thank you, thank you, thank you
28:37Pop over there
28:39Pop over there
28:39What?
28:40I can't hear you back
28:41I mean, I
28:42Would you ever hear anything like it?
28:44Sugaring?
28:44Right
28:45Well, I'll be sugared
28:46Right
28:46Our fourth team's from Sussex
28:49Their father and daughter
28:50Michael and Sharon Walker
28:52Just like that, how are you?
29:02Welcome, welcome
29:03Now, you're Sharon
29:04Now, what do you do, my darling?
29:05I'm a bank clerk
29:06A bank?
29:07Not another bank
29:07Why do we have to wait so long in the bank?
29:11All the staff are on this show
29:12You were embarrassed in Cyprus while having lunch
29:16What happened?
29:17I was having lunch with Mum and Dad
29:19Yes?
29:19And being typically British, I wanted ketchup with my meal
29:21Oh, yeah, of course
29:22Of course, yeah
29:23Cypriot waiter was very nice to us
29:25And brought the ketchup to me
29:27And the lid was very loose
29:29He'd have to be undone it
29:30And I shook it and covered Mum and Dad in it
29:31Everywhere, everywhere
29:34Especially when you're in white
29:35So let's get this straight
29:36So the top came off
29:37And tomato ketchup everywhere
29:38Yeah
29:39Now, just make a note of that
29:40Cyprus
29:42Topless
29:43Went very red
29:45That's my record, yes
29:50Over now to Michael
29:51Now, what do you do?
29:52A proprietor in a garage
29:53Oh, really?
29:54Oh, yes
29:54And you're married to Leslie for 24 years
29:56What does she do?
29:57She's a wages supervisor in the garage
29:59So she knows exactly what you earn?
30:02Unfortunately, yes
30:03Not many wives know that, do they, lads?
30:07Right
30:08Now, tell us about your wedding and the honeymoon story
30:10Evidently, that's interesting
30:11Well, an hour before I got married
30:13I smashed a car up right outside the church
30:16I was still a little bit under the weather, I think
30:19The night before
30:20And then the second thing is
30:22We came out after the wedding
30:23And the photographer was drunk
30:25The photographs weren't very good
30:29And the third thing
30:30We drove all the way up to London
30:31Booked into the hotel
30:33And that was twin beds
30:35Twin?
30:36Oh
30:36So in the end it was carless, legless and useless
30:40Oh, now wait a minute
30:45Oh, you do an impression in Norman Wisdom
30:47That's what I want to get to
30:48I've got to see
30:49Will you do a little bit of it?
30:51You see, we're done!
30:52That was massive!
30:56That was really wild!
30:59You could have been incredible!
31:01Really!
31:02That was very good
31:04Mind you, it's not so good as the one he does of you
31:05But that was superb
31:08Okay, welcome, welcome
31:09We have a game coming up for you
31:11What nice people are game
31:13Come on
31:13Hey there
31:14Lovely luck
31:15We're ready for game number three
31:20Now, this is an updated version of a favourite game of ours
31:25Which we first did in 1973
31:28So we were the first one to do it
31:30Now, it's got bigger and better
31:33We call it Sausage a Mess
31:36Please welcome the production supervisor of Dawson and Daughters Limited
31:41Mr. Simon Musk
31:44Come with me now
31:45Follow me
31:48Follow me
31:49Simon
31:50Hello
31:50All right, lovely to see you
31:52Now, first of all, it's all about Cumberland Sausage
31:55Don't move
31:56Stay there
31:58Got some crazy glue to put on his feet
32:01Right, now then, we're talking about Cumberland Sausage here
32:05Cumberland Sausage
32:05Now, what is the difference between a Cumberland Sausage and an ordinary sausage
32:08And don't say six inches
32:10On the Cumberland Sausage
32:12Yes
32:12You've got a coarser chop of meat
32:15Ah, of course
32:16Okay
32:16Away with the demonstration
32:17Right, okay
32:18And by the way, we are using vegetable filling
32:21Sort of vegetarian filling for this
32:23So we're not wasting meat at all
32:25There you are, you see
32:27That is, or should be, about a two pound Cumberland Sausage
32:32It's as simple as that
32:34Just put the thing in there
32:36And the colour
32:37And they're also a bit spicy as well, aren't they?
32:39There we are
32:40Have a good view of that
32:41It's still alive, I tell you
32:44It's alive!
32:46Okay, fine
32:47So here we are
32:48You're the first in
32:49Now, turn round the other way
32:50That's good
32:50You've got ten seconds
32:51Now you work it with your leg
32:53No
32:54With your leg against that lever there
32:57Okay
32:57And you want just about two pounds worth
33:00To make your Cumberland Sausage
33:01Okay
33:02Away you go
33:03Go on
33:03That's it
33:08Nip it off
33:09Well done
33:10Well done
33:11Now just pick it up
33:12And take it over there
33:13To that far one
33:14Over there
33:15Alright
33:15Be careful
33:16Okay
33:17And don't do anything
33:18The next one, please
33:19You've got about ten seconds, my darling
33:22You work it with your leg
33:23You see your leg there
33:24Up against there
33:25Okay, that's how you work it
33:27Ten seconds if you want
33:28Well
33:28We want two pounds worth
33:30Away you go
33:31In your own time
33:32Away you go
33:32Give it a good
33:33Give it a good go
33:34Oh, big
33:39Now, be careful
33:41You don't drop that bit
33:42Are you ready?
33:43Okay
33:43Get it all in your hands
33:44And take it over there
33:45I'm not doing it yet
33:46No, you don't do that
33:47You do it later, though
33:48Okay
33:49You want to get to the
33:50The interesting part
33:51Over there you go
33:52Fine, next one
33:53Alright, in you come Sharon
33:55Your turn
33:56We want about two pounds worth
33:57Of Cumberland sausage
33:58You work it with that
33:59Leave there with your leg
34:00With your right leg
34:01Okay
34:01Give it a good
34:02Yeah, no, with your leg, dear
34:03With your leg
34:04That's your arm
34:05That's your leg
34:06Leg, arm
34:08Arm, leg
34:09Head, neck
34:10Well, we won't go any further
34:11Here we go, then
34:14Okay, where you go
34:14Go on
34:15Go on
34:16Is that two pounds worth
34:17You think?
34:18Yes?
34:18Do you want a little bit more?
34:20No
34:20No
34:20Okay, nip it off then, dear
34:23That's what the knife is for
34:24You don't have to bite it
34:25Staring across, okay
34:28Now take your Cumberland over there
34:30Get over to that table
34:31And wait until we tell you
34:32What we're to do with it
34:33Right
34:33Off you come here, Michael
34:34Okay, just two pounds worth
34:36Are you ready?
34:38In your own time
34:39Yeah
34:40With your leg
34:42In there
34:42You work it with your leg
34:43You see?
34:44Push it
34:44Give it a good push
34:45Away you go
34:46Go!
34:46Go!
34:46Go!
34:46Go!
34:47Go!
34:47Go!
34:48Go!
34:48Go!
34:49Go!
34:49Go!
34:50Go!
34:50Go!
34:51Go!
34:51Go!
34:52Go!
34:52Go!
34:53Go!
34:53Go!
34:54All right
34:55Nip it off
34:55Bring it all over
34:57Go on
34:59Pull it off
34:59Pull it off
35:01Now
35:02All right
35:03We'll take it over there
35:04Like that
35:05You don't have that bit
35:06Right
35:10Go on
35:10Over there
35:11You go
35:11Fine
35:12That's it
35:13Lovely
35:13And will you come back
35:14And do some marking?
35:15Certainly will
35:16Fine
35:16Everything's messy tonight
35:17Eggs and their
35:18Sausages
35:19All I want is a bit of bacon
35:20Now
35:22Now, you've got 20 seconds to cut it to the length that you think it should be,
35:27and then coil and spike the Cumberland Foddy.
35:31All right, then?
35:33Starting from now.
35:35So cut it to the length you think it should be,
35:37and then do your twirling, and get that coil going,
35:40get the coil nicely going, and then put the spike in, the wooden spike.
35:44Oh, very nice. That looks good.
35:47That looks good.
35:48OK. He's going to have a bit of...
35:52I don't know how you're going to coil that.
35:58Right, stand by, you Cumberland,
36:00and Simon, come back to do some marking for us.
36:03Good luck, Simon.
36:07Just in here, Andrew.
36:09Well, there we are. It looks a big one to me.
36:11A big one. That would be a bit more than two pounds, you think, or...?
36:14That's a big two-pounder.
36:15A big two-pounder, yes.
36:16And you've got a bit of overlap here, an overlap.
36:20But it's held to go well. Nice shape, nice and round.
36:22Six out of ten for that.
36:23Six out of ten. Very good, Andrew.
36:24Very good indeed.
36:26Now, let's get round here and see what you think of dots.
36:30A bit of filling came out here.
36:37It's not bad, is it?
36:38Not bad. No, not bad.
36:39Just a little bit of...
36:40Just round.
36:42Go for five.
36:43Five for that one.
36:43Not as good as Andrew, but well done, Doc.
36:46Okay, good.
36:49And here's...
36:51She's got this little bit over here, but...
36:54A little bit too small.
36:57A little bit too small?
36:58Not quite a two-pounder?
36:59It's a firm one.
37:00It's a firm one.
37:01Yeah, you've got a firm one.
37:03Not many people can say that.
37:06Go for five out of ten.
37:08Go for five out, but another five there.
37:09Now, unfortunately, all the skin came off.
37:12He hasn't got any skin at all.
37:14He's tried to make it into a...
37:17It's a disaster.
37:19It is a disaster.
37:21But he does a very good Norman Wisdom impression.
37:24So, what do you think?
37:25Two.
37:25Five.
37:26Two?
37:26Oh, only two.
37:27Oh, there's that, Michael.
37:29There we are.
37:30But, Simon, thank you very much for bringing it all to us.
37:33And thank you for being a part of the show.
37:34Lovely.
37:35Good game, though.
37:36Come on.
37:37Come along.
37:38Come along.
37:41There we are.
37:42Now, what's on the board, Miss Ford?
37:44Well, Dot and Andrew have 11.
37:4611?
37:47Michael and Sharon have seven.
37:48Seven.
37:49Oh, so only two in it.
37:50Only...
37:51Oh, right.
37:54All right.
37:55Sorry.
37:55Well, I got there eventually.
37:59Can't anybody make a mistake on this show?
38:02Go and sit down.
38:05There we go.
38:05Okay.
38:06Over there you go.
38:07Fine.
38:08As the motor show starts next week, our next game is called Know the Code.
38:14Now then, we've checked up and you're all drivers here tonight, aren't you?
38:18Yes.
38:18How long have you been driving, Andrew?
38:20About five years.
38:21Five years?
38:21How about you, Dot?
38:22Over 30.
38:23Over 30?
38:24Really?
38:24Sharon?
38:25Two.
38:25Two, Michael?
38:2629.
38:2729?
38:28Well, I'll bet you 44 years.
38:30Do you know, and I still haven't passed the test.
38:33It's true, though.
38:33In the war, if you had a provisional license, isn't this true, Michael?
38:36During the war, you didn't have to.
38:41Didn't you, Dot?
38:42Didn't you, Dot?
38:43Okay.
38:44Now, we're going to give you some road signs from the Highway Code, and you have to draw the actual sign.
38:52Okay.
38:52So, over to your signs.
38:53Okay, now, your first one, the first one is uneven road.
39:06Uneven road.
39:07I didn't say Madonna.
39:21I didn't say Madonna.
39:21All right, have we all finished?
39:26Can we have a look at the sign, please?
39:28There we are.
39:29Two humps.
39:31Very good indeed.
39:32I can see here, but what have we got here?
39:34Oh, no, you've got four humps.
39:36A bit ambitious.
39:39Yes, but too many.
39:41Too many.
39:41So, you don't get anything for that, but very good here, my darling.
39:45Dot.
39:46Lovely.
39:46You get two points.
39:47One for each hump.
39:49Good.
39:49Lovely, lovely.
39:50You've got three humps.
39:51No good.
39:52Three.
39:52A bit of a novelty, but no good.
39:54And, yes.
39:56Two humps there.
39:57Well done, Iggy.
39:57Two points.
39:58Good.
40:00Now, change the card.
40:01Take that card off, and you'll find well underneath it, and put it on your table.
40:05Good.
40:06The next one is roadworks.
40:09Yes.
40:26Okay, could we have a look at the sign, please?
40:30There we are.
40:31That's the one.
40:32That's the one we want to see.
40:34And what have we got here?
40:35Well, he's got a hat on.
40:36Okay, and he's got the...
40:39That is a pile of something, is it?
40:41Yes.
40:43That is a pile of something.
40:44Two points.
40:45Two points you get with that.
40:47Well done, indeed.
40:48Well done, indeed.
40:50Now, this is going the wrong way, and what is this supposed to be, dear?
40:54Well, that's his pile, but mine's a neater pile, then.
41:01I believe you, Dot.
41:03It's a neater pile than he normally gets, but you get one point.
41:06Well done, well done.
41:08Now, what is this, dear?
41:10He's working on the road.
41:12He's working, but what's this?
41:14Oh, it's, um...
41:15It's a sign.
41:16It's a sign?
41:17Yes, you mustn't go through there, because it's roadworks.
41:20Oh, I see.
41:23He's got a spade.
41:24Yeah, no, no, well tried, but, yeah, I can see he's got a spade, but that's about all he has got.
41:28Right.
41:29You don't get any points for that one.
41:30Oh, very good, indeed, Michael.
41:33Yes, that'll be two points.
41:35Even going the right way.
41:36Lovely, lovely, lovely.
41:37The next one is level crossing without barrier.
41:43Level crossing without barrier.
41:46Could we see the sign, please?
42:11What is it?
42:20It's a bridge.
42:20It's a bridge?
42:21I thought it meant bridge.
42:22Oh, you thought it meant...
42:23No, I said level crossing without a barrier.
42:25I thought it meant without a bridge.
42:26No, no, without...
42:27I mean training about a bridge.
42:32Okay, now this one, well, they're railway lines and...
42:36The train's gone, though.
42:37The train's gone.
42:37Do you remember that old Will A film?
42:46The last train's gone.
42:48The train's gone.
42:49No, we can't give you anything for that at all.
42:51Now, what on earth is this?
42:55Without...
42:55It's the level crossing without barrier.
42:57Oh, it's a level crossing without barrier.
43:00Good try.
43:03Yes, now then.
43:04This is a much better way.
43:06What is this supposed to be?
43:07Railway lines.
43:07Railway lines?
43:08Yes, um...
43:10That's a cross.
43:13That means there's no crossing there.
43:15Oh, I see.
43:16You could have put a few noughts there as well.
43:19You could have played noughts and crosses.
43:20No, nothing for that either.
43:22Then change the last one coming up now.
43:24I bet you'll be grateful this is the last one.
43:25Quayside or River Bank?
43:29Quayside or River Bank?
43:32Quayside or River Bank?
43:44Quayside or River Bank?
43:45Could we see the sign, please?
43:54There it is.
43:55Okay, the car sort of tipping over and the water below.
43:59Now, what in Dickens is this?
44:03Flowers.
44:03What's that?
44:04That's my boat.
44:06River.
44:07Your boat, yes.
44:09And the river.
44:09And that's the river.
44:10And these are the trees.
44:11Flowers.
44:12Flowers.
44:13Oh, they're pretty flowers.
44:15Would you like some colouring pencils?
44:20Nothing at all for that.
44:22God, that'll be...
44:23Now, who's he?
44:25I mean...
44:25He's going into the river.
44:26He's going...
44:27He's at the quayside, you see, and ready to...
44:29It's a she had better...
44:30Yeah, but where's the quayside, dear?
44:31Well, no, he's just missed it.
44:33Yeah, but where's...
44:35I mean, you've got a train that doesn't come along.
44:39Now you've got a quayside that he's just missed.
44:42Sorry, dear, nothing.
44:43Lovely water.
44:44I know, you can see your water, dear.
44:46It's lovely water.
44:47It's lovely, yes.
44:48Lots of Madonnas.
44:49Lots of Madonnas.
44:50Right, now, what's...
44:53Now, this is not...
44:54Well, it's near as regards...
44:56There is a quay there, you see?
44:58It's kind of that's...
44:59And the sea's going up.
45:00Well, yeah.
45:00Which would have been nice if it was going there,
45:02but we're going to give you one point for that,
45:04because you did have the idea of that.
45:06So, one point.
45:07Well done indeed.
45:09Oh!
45:10Now, look at this.
45:11Absolutely marvellous.
45:13Two points, and well done, Michael.
45:15What about that?
45:16Come along.
45:17Come right here.
45:18Well done indeed.
45:19Come on.
45:22Now then.
45:23They were all warning signs, by the way.
45:26All warning signs.
45:27And I'm giving you fair warning tonight.
45:29Walk home.
45:31Now, what's on the board, Miss Ford?
45:34What's happened?
45:34Well, Dot and Andrew have 16.
45:3716.
45:37Michael and Sharon have 14.
45:39Oh!
45:40You lost out there at the end.
45:42It was the sausages.
45:43It was.
45:43And the skin, the skin that did it.
45:45Just by a skin you got through.
45:47Okay.
45:47So, we're sorry to lose you, but you will get a Generation Game telephone for each of you.
45:51Thank you for being with us.
45:53And there we are.
45:54And we also have Highway Codes.
45:58See you all.
45:59Okay.
46:00Jolly good.
46:00And look at them.
46:01And look at them.
46:01Okay.
46:02But we'll see you later on for a week.
46:03Thank you for being part of the show, Michael.
46:06And let's remind ourselves of who you'll be playing in our grand final.
46:10Oh, there we are.
46:15Good day.
46:18And have we got a grand final for you.
46:21Now, please welcome some very, very special guests of mine.
46:25The 60s Tiller Girls.
46:27Thank you for being part of the show.
46:57Thank you for being part of the show.
47:27Thank you for being part of the show.
47:57Oh, you've brought back so many wonderful, wonderful memories.
48:07Now, how many of you ladies worked at the Palladium with me?
48:11All of you?
48:12Well, for goodness sake.
48:14Oh, that's made me feel so good.
48:16All right, back to your fables.
48:18Back to your fables.
48:19Oh, here we have the vital toss-up.
48:27Are you ready?
48:28Heads or tails?
48:29Joy.
48:30Tails.
48:30Tails.
48:32Tails.
48:33Tails it is.
48:35Okay, so do you want to go first or second?
48:37We'll go first.
48:38First, get it over with?
48:39Okay, fine.
48:40Off you come here.
48:41And put these to...
48:42Find them a place in Madame Tussauds.
48:44They're called near Joan Collins or something like that.
48:46Oh, hello, Rosie.
48:47I'm really looking forward to this.
48:48I can't wait for this number.
48:50What?
48:51Well, oh, yeah.
48:52Oh, did you ever do a Tiller girl routine?
48:53Oh, Bruce, I've done them.
48:55I've done them loads of times.
48:57I mean, they're just...
48:58What's that?
49:02Oh, Rosie, Rosie, Rosie, Rosie, Rosie.
49:04You want it on the phone, dear?
49:05Oh.
49:06Yes, it's...
49:06Yes, it could be Hollywood.
49:08Long distance.
49:09Oh, right.
49:10That's got rid of her.
49:12Anyway, she kicks too hard.
49:13The Tiller girl's only going to there.
49:14Don't worry about that.
49:15Okay, so come back here.
49:16Are you ready?
49:17Get yourself...
49:17And don't forget, it's all dressage.
49:19Style and grace.
49:21Okay, we're ready now for 60s Tiller girls take two.
49:49Those girls come ready.
49:50Okay, so come back here.
49:52Let's go.
49:59All right.
50:03The Tiller girl's only going to there.
50:05Yeah.
50:06I'm ready.
50:07That rush will win.
50:08Oh, boy.
50:09Thanks.
50:10Hey, thanks.
50:11Good to see you.
50:11Hey, chase me down.
50:12Woo!
50:13Good to see you.
50:15We'll see you in the chat.
50:16ён crack.
50:17Don't worry, I'll support you.
50:33Go on, move, move!
50:47It's a lovely time, isn't it? It's over for you. I've got to go through it again.
51:06Right, over there. Right now. Oh, Dot.
51:11Don't worry, dear, follow me, you'll be all right.
51:13You've got little legs. Don't worry, you've got little legs. Don't worry, you've got a big heart.
51:17You've got a big heart. As you go there, OK, remember style and grace, dressage, dressage.
51:22Are we ready? We're ready now for 60s. Chilly Girls, take three.
51:28Right, left, right.
51:33Oh, no!
51:37Left, right, left, right.
51:43Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
51:57No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
51:59Come on about one.
52:00Yeah!
52:00Ding!
52:01That's way, man!
52:02Boo!
52:03Ha ha!
52:05Dang!
52:07Together!
52:073
52:15yeah
52:20the
52:23yeah
52:26yeah
52:29yeah
52:32yeah
52:33yeah
52:36Come here!
52:38Come here!
52:40Come here!
52:42Come here!
52:44Come here!
52:46Come here!
52:48Come here!
52:50Yes!
52:52Come here!
52:54Come here!
52:56A nice to go now, thanks to the 60s
53:00Tina Girls, what lovely memories!
53:02Thank you very much!
53:06Oh!
53:08Oh!
53:10Now!
53:12Oh, you did enjoy that, didn't you?
53:14Didn't you enjoy that?
53:16Now, to judge this,
53:20here is the choreographer,
53:22who was also a Tina Girl for 19 years,
53:24I've worked with her many times,
53:26it's so nice to see her again,
53:28Wendy Cluck!
53:30Yes!
53:32Hello there!
53:34Nice to see you again!
53:36For a long time!
53:38And didn't you think they all did well?
53:40Very well!
53:42I did cheat a bit!
53:44You did?
53:46Yes, I was wearing my knee supports!
53:48Oh!
53:50Oh!
53:51All that up and down!
53:52But, you know, as we were talking about yesterday,
53:54we were talking about all that yesterday,
53:56you reminded me of that time we did,
53:58we did that routine, just the two of us!
54:00Yes!
54:01Yes!
54:02We did a whole Tiller Girl routine,
54:03just Wendy and I!
54:04Okay!
54:06What's wrong with sex?
54:08Anyway, you're a judge tonight,
54:10so, what do you think?
54:12Well, it's very difficult to say, isn't it?
54:14I think, technically,
54:16Fred and Joy were very good,
54:18don't you think so?
54:19Yes!
54:20I think they were extremely good!
54:21Particularly so,
54:22on your 10 picks,
54:24I thought you picked those up very, very well!
54:26Now,
54:28Dot and Andrew,
54:30wonderful entertainment value,
54:32and after all,
54:34we Tiller's are here to entertain people!
54:37But Dot at the end of the line was the best!
54:39Well...
54:40So, what do you think points wise?
54:42Well, I think, as I said,
54:44for technical,
54:4618 points,
54:48and for entertainment value,
54:50again, 18 points!
54:51Oh, a car!
54:53A car!
54:55Well, I think that's fair,
54:57because you've done a lot of large questions!
54:59So, thank you, Wendy!
55:00And do thank all your 60s Tiller girls!
55:02Yes, I do!
55:03A lovely lot of people!
55:04It's been so lovely to meet them again!
55:05Thank you!
55:06Thank you, Wendy Clark!
55:07Down there!
55:08Now then!
55:10Get nice and close to you!
55:11The first one to answer this correctly,
55:14will go through!
55:15Now, here we go!
55:16Which former minister is now governor of Hong Kong?
55:20Patton!
55:21Very good!
55:22You did it, Marat!
55:24Chris Patton!
55:26Chris Patton!
55:27It was!
55:28Oh!
55:29Come on!
55:30What about that?
55:31There we are!
55:33I mean, sorry!
55:34So close!
55:35It really was!
55:36But you do...
55:37You will each get a Generation Games telephone answering machine,
55:40and each of you will get a pocket-coloured television.
55:43Each...
55:44None of you deserve to lose tonight!
55:45You're not losers,
55:46you're all winners, as far as I'm concerned!
55:47Thank you for being with us!
55:48Thank you for being with us!
55:49Off you go there!
55:50Lovely!
55:51And come on, you two round here!
55:52Come on!
55:53Round there!
55:54And come round there!
55:55There you go!
55:56Round there!
55:57Good!
55:58In you go!
55:59Take the doors away, please!
56:00Okay, lots of articles are going to pass before your eyes!
56:02Have a real good look!
56:03You've got 40 seconds for this!
56:04Look out for the tricky ones,
56:05because they're more valuable than they look!
56:07Okay, good luck again!
56:08For your 40 seconds starts now!
56:10On the conveyor belt tonight,
56:12we have a mini gardener's kit,
56:15a case of champagne,
56:17a cookery and gardening yearbooks,
56:19a video recorder,
56:21a coffee maker,
56:23an old copy of the Radio Times,
56:25a flagon of fine vinegar,
56:27a fondue set,
56:29a stylish magazine rack,
56:31a smoked sausage,
56:33an urn-shaped vase,
56:35a pair of cuddly candle lamps,
56:40a holiday holdall,
56:42a Whitney blanket,
56:44a jelly bean machine,
56:46kettle and glass teapot,
56:48a kitten's china set,
56:50a tapestry kit,
56:52and that's about it!
56:54Okay, so keep thinking all the time!
56:56Keep thinking nice thoughts!
56:58Right! Okay, sit yourselves down!
57:00You go to the far one there, Andrew!
57:01Good!
57:02We have another 40 seconds,
57:03as I said before,
57:04everything you remember,
57:05you will take home with you tonight!
57:06You'll have the first 20 seconds,
57:07when you hear a funny noise,
57:08Andrew,
57:09then you take over!
57:10Okay?
57:11Good luck again!
57:12You have 40 seconds,
57:13starting from now!
57:15Gardening set,
57:16champagne,
57:17old Radio Times,
57:19a flagon thing,
57:20two lamps,
57:21and then you have some
57:22cups,
57:23yes!
57:24Yes!
57:25It's a video recorder!
57:26Yes!
57:27A video recorder,
57:28yes!
57:29Good rhyme!
57:30Holy Lord!
57:31The Lappy Barz!
57:32Raj, yes!
57:33Did you say!
57:34Sorry!
57:35There was a kettle!
57:37A kettle, some lachshade, a sausage, a tipply thyme, a video, a cuddly toy, do you like sausages?
57:46A sausage? Yeah, a smoked sausage. What else was it?
57:50There was a d-base thing, a fondue set, a video. Very good!
57:57Oh, didn't they do well! Hey, come on, over here, let's have a look.
58:03Very good, very well. Very, very well indeed.
58:07And I'm glad you got the old copy of the Radio Times because that is the latest colour TV with teletext.
58:14There, that's marvellous. And we've got the smoked sausage, which is a family holiday for four to Austria.
58:22Are you pleased? Yes. Well done indeed. Lovely, lovely.
58:27Well, on behalf of Rosie and myself and everyone, and I do mean everyone, thank you for being with us this week.
58:35We'll see you again next week. Be there!
58:37Come on!
58:39Yeah!
58:41I wanna play the game with me
58:43Yeah!
58:45Yeah!
58:46Yeah!
58:47Yeah!
59:01And I want to play the game with you
59:13Bye-bye, everybody, wave!
59:16Bye-bye!