Today's contestants are Tony Cross & Karen Boyes from Manchester & Lancashire, Val Hartley & Gary Weatherhead from Warwickshire & Suffolk, June & Mark Seabrook from Norfolk, and Peter & Jackie Swinburne from Buckinghamshire. Bruce Forsyth is on good form tonight with his quips with the contestants, while Rosemary Ford is on the lookout for a husband (though little did Robert Lindsey's wife know that it would be hers just a year later. Oh dear). Among the games they have to get through are hosting as Bruce and Rosemary (a couple being close to the mark), putting stickers on the models to where they think the muscles are in the body (and where one chap gets very cheeky), packing RAF backpacks and carving out an animal, which has very mixed results! The final sees the return of Brucie's wife Wilnelia and her latino dancing partner Paxo (or in this case his twin Sege, played by Richard Calkin) as the final two pairs perform the Mambo. That proved very close to call, but for the victorious couple there is a rarity on The Generation Game as they suffer a brain freeze at the conveyor belt of prizes. Yikes! Will they be able to turn it around?
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00:01Life is the name of the game
00:04And I wanna play the game with you
00:08Life can be terribly tame
00:11If you don't play the game with two
00:15And I wanna play the game with you
00:30Life can be very nice indeed
00:33You're so kind
00:34Thank you
00:36Good evening
00:38Please, please don't stop
00:41Good evening ladies and gentlemen and children
00:43Welcome to the Generation Game
00:44Nice to see you, to see you
00:48And it's been chaos
00:49Oh you've cheered me out
00:50It's been chaos
00:51It's been absolute chaos
00:56Well ask me what happened
00:58Oh that was good first time
00:59Good first time
01:00Marvellous
01:01Right well now it's been absolute bedlam here
01:03We had a police raid this afternoon
01:05They didn't find anything
01:06They were looking for jokes
01:14Pretty they didn't find that one
01:15But er
01:16Now what else happened
01:17Oh yes
01:18I was sitting at home the other day
01:19When the phone went
01:20I'll get another one next week
01:25I'm in no hurry
01:26Because I've been getting those nuisance phone calls
01:28People keep ringing me up
01:29People keep ringing me up
01:30And telling me I'm a nuisance
01:32So I rang the complaints department
01:34Of British Telecom
01:35I said I've been getting nuisance telephone calls
01:37The lady said
01:38Name
01:39I said Bruce Forsythe
01:40She said oh yes it was me
01:41You are a nuisance
01:44And here's another nuisance
01:45But a very lovely one
01:47The gorgeous
01:48Rosemary Ford
01:49Thank you
01:50Thank you
01:51Thank you
01:52Thank you
01:53Thank you
01:54Thank you
01:55Thank you
01:56Thank you
01:57Thank you
01:58There we are
01:59Miss and Bruce
02:00Yes
02:01I've been dying to ask you
02:02What did you think of that showbiz party
02:03Went to the other night
02:04Oh I thought there were some
02:05Very strange people there
02:06I really did
02:07Oh
02:08Well what about that nice girl
02:09I introduced you to
02:10Nice girl?
02:11What was her name?
02:12I said I'm not surprised she was built like one
02:15Talk about Genevieve
02:22Like a sumo wrestler with a wig on
02:26Well I thought she was very pretty
02:28I didn't
02:29She had a nose job
02:30And it was done on the cheap
02:31She only had one nostril
02:35Stop worrying
02:36Stop worrying about me
02:37I'm worried about you
02:38What do you mean?
02:39Well all these
02:40All these articles in the newspapers
02:42About you looking for a husband
02:43Have you read them?
02:44Sure
02:45Well
02:46Well let me tell
02:47Let me tell you now
02:48Bruce and everybody
02:49It is just not true
02:51But I'll tell you what
02:52I've had hundreds and hundreds of letters
02:53Oh that's good
02:54No it's not
02:55What?
02:56They're all from husbands
02:57Oh
02:58Well for your sake
02:59I hope their wives don't find out
03:01I'll tell you dear
03:02I'd introduce the team
03:03Oh thank god
03:04Right
03:05Our first team's from Manchester and Lancashire
03:07Their uncle and niece
03:09Tony Cross
03:10And Karen Boyes
03:11Right
03:20Welcome, welcome, welcome
03:21Stay right
03:22Now you are Karen
03:24Boyes
03:25Boyes
03:26Boyes
03:27Oh
03:28We certainly don't look like one of the boys
03:29Any middle name?
03:30Yes it's Yuck
03:31Well I only asked you
03:35I mean
03:36Is it really?
03:37Really Yuck
03:38Yuck
03:39Oh, so then your original name was Karen Yuck
03:42Yuck
03:43Lamp
03:44Karen Yuck Lamp
03:45It's not very Lancashire is it?
03:47Where did this come from today?
03:49It came from Hong Kong
03:50Now you went to see Wolves play at home last year
03:53And it turned out to be embarrassing
03:55What was that?
03:56Oh
03:57We were in the crowd chanting away
03:58Yes
03:59And everyone was shouting you know
04:00Turner must go
04:01Turner must go
04:02And I said to my friends
04:03Here's Turner must go
04:04He's having a good game isn't he?
04:06And it turned out it was the manager
04:07And because the team were losing 3-0
04:09They were shouting Turner must go
04:10Oh what?
04:11You thought it was one of the players?
04:13Oh
04:14Funny you should talk about China
04:15Funny I met you today
04:16Because there's a Chinese footballer
04:17Gonna play for Spurs next year
04:19Is there?
04:20Yes I wrote his name there
04:21It's er
04:22Why are
04:23We waiting?
04:31Why are we waiting?
04:33There we are
04:34Now over to your
04:35Your uncle
04:36Oh it's your uncle
04:37Tony
04:38Cross
04:39Eh?
04:40Cross
04:41Well what do you do Tony?
04:42At the moment I'm unemployed
04:43But I used to be
04:44Oh are you?
04:45Oh sorry about that
04:46Yeah
04:47I used to be a bus conductor for 12 years
04:48Oh did you a bus conductor?
04:49Did you enjoy dealing with the public?
04:50It's very experienced
04:51Yeah
04:52Dealing with the public
04:53Especially when you get the more senior citizens
04:54Admoning with the shopping
04:55Who you help
04:56Because they're struggling
04:57Oh yeah
04:58And the same people at night time
04:59Come out on the bingo special
05:00And run upstairs
05:01Oh
05:02I know what you mean
05:03Yeah
05:04And if it rains
05:05They keep their dresses over their heads
05:07Oh yeah
05:08Alright then
05:09Now your main hobby is astronomy
05:11Yes
05:12Oh really?
05:13I belong to the Manchester Astronomical Society
05:14Oh do you?
05:15Yes
05:16Yes
05:17Yes
05:18Have you got a big telescope?
05:19I have an 18th wall
05:24There's no need to do this
05:26Alright and this is in Manchester?
05:28Yes it is in Manchester
05:29Have you got windscreen wipers on?
05:30Anyway you visited Poland and enjoyed it apart from one instance
05:36What was that?
05:37I had the occasion to go into a restaurant
05:39Oh yes
05:40So I had a delightful goulash
05:41But half way through the meal
05:43There's a little odd few bones
05:45Oh yeah
05:46Which I sorted out
05:47Oh dear
05:48And put on the side of the plate
05:49Yeah yeah
05:50In the direction
05:51One of the bones turned out to be the skull of a mouse
05:54A skull of a mouse?
05:55Yeah it was quite delicious though
05:56Oh
05:58I hope you're not having tea
06:01At home
06:02Yes
06:03Did you ask the waiter if he was taking the mickey?
06:05I said
06:12It's a good job you didn't ask for ratatouille
06:15But you're lovely people
06:18Pop over there
06:20And we've got somebody to play
06:21But mind the stairs
06:22That's it
06:23Nice people
06:24Now they
06:28Who have we got left?
06:29They're from Warwickshire and Suffolk
06:31Their aunt and nephew
06:33Val Hartley
06:34And Gary Weatherhead
06:35Right
06:44Very nice to meet you
06:45And you're Val Hartley
06:46That's right
06:47Oh yes I love your jellies
06:52What do you do dear?
06:54I'm a sales assistant
06:55Oh are you?
06:56I see
06:57And you're married to Mervyn
06:58Tell us about the honeymoon then
06:59I don't want to pry too much
07:02We couldn't afford to go into a hotel
07:04Oh yes
07:05We went in a caravan
07:06Yeah
07:07Two o'clock in the morning
07:08The manager of the site
07:09Knocked on the door
07:10Uh huh
07:11And he said they'd put us in the wrong van
07:12So we had to move
07:14Oh
07:15So you had to start all over again
07:18See
07:20See
07:21That's a shame
07:22But lucky for the other couple
07:23Who just came in
07:24Had a nice warm bed
07:25Yes
07:27Yes
07:28You have an unusual habit
07:29What is it?
07:30What happens?
07:31Well I draw beards on the front of magazines
07:33On the ladies
07:34Even in
07:35When I'm waiting to go into the doctors
07:37Or the dentists
07:38Everybody always knows
07:39No matter where you go
07:40If you see a magazine you have to draw a beard on it
07:41Yeah
07:42Oh really?
07:43If I was to get a magazine with roses
07:46Basically
07:47Would you put a beard on it?
07:49She doesn't know
07:53It's a nice picture isn't it?
08:02Can I get the top off?
08:03It's already off
08:04It's already off
08:05So come here with my jacket
08:15Alrighty
08:16Where did they get these people from?
08:19I don't know
08:22I put spots on them usually
08:25Yes
08:26Fine
08:27Lovely
08:28Rosie
08:29Will you take this off?
08:30Sorry
08:31It wasn't me love
08:32It's nothing personal
08:33She does it everywhere she goes
08:34Fine
08:35Now then
08:36Over to your nephew
08:37Gary
08:38Weatherhead
08:39Are you a forecaster?
08:41No but when it rains my hair curls up
08:43Oh does it really?
08:44Oh really?
08:45I always squeeze my seaweed
08:52What do you do?
08:53I'm an environmental health officer
08:54Oh are you?
08:58Your girlfriend is Sue?
08:59She's me
09:00Oh Sue
09:01Did you meet her by the way?
09:02She's on a campsite in Suffolk
09:03What happened then on this thing?
09:04Well I had a little green metro that time
09:06And the exhaust wasn't too good
09:07It had fallen off partly
09:08So she's only little
09:09The exhaust had fallen off
09:10And she's a tiny thing
09:11She is so
09:12Rather than crawl under the car myself
09:13With the jacket there
09:14I asked her to do it for me
09:15To tie it back up
09:17I'll make a note of that
09:19He knows
09:20A woman
09:21Who
09:22Can
09:23Thank you
09:24I'm very interested in this
09:25When you play tennis
09:26You grunt like Monica Sellers
09:29I'm afraid so
09:30Could you show us that at all?
09:31No hold on
09:32No hold on
09:33Have you got a racket there?
09:34Have you got a racket there?
09:35Have you got a racket there darling?
09:36And we'll get out the way
09:37Thank you Rosie
09:38You've got a racket there, darling, and we'll get out of the way.
09:40Thank you, Rosie.
09:41Okay, now, make out that Steffi Graf has just served to you,
09:44and you make out your moniker with a grunt.
09:46Okay, right, go on.
09:47Urgh!
09:48Yeah, a bit higher, a bit higher.
09:50Urgh!
09:51That's it!
09:52That's it!
09:52One more of those.
09:54Urgh!
09:55That's it!
09:59I don't know whether you agree with it, but I think it is so unfair.
10:03Don't you think it's unfair?
10:04Yeah!
10:05I think for anybody to do that, you know, when I hear it,
10:07it sounds like the lodger upstairs.
10:13Anyway, thanks for being here.
10:16We have a game coming up for you soon.
10:18So, would you...
10:19You've never looked more beautiful.
10:30Go on, away you go over there.
10:32Bye.
10:32Thank you very much.
10:33Nice people.
10:35Nice people.
10:36Now, before our first game, I'd just like to point out that our contestants have no idea what we have planned for them.
10:44Now, we're now ready for our first game, which is called Deja Vu, or You've Already Seen This Once.
10:50Now, I don't think you'll have any real problem with this game, you see, because all you have to do, gentlemen, is be me.
10:57Okay?
10:57You have to be Bruce Forsyth.
10:58You have to be Bruce Forsyth.
10:59Yes?
10:59It's quite painless.
11:01I do it all the time.
11:01All you do is, the men do an impression of me, and the ladies do an impression of Rosemary.
11:07And don't be too good, because this is, no, this is not a game for us, you know, this is our bread and butter.
11:13So, if you just all go round the back there and get yourselves ready, that's lovely, that's great.
11:19Now, here we have Bruce and Rosemary, take one.
11:27Spotlight!
11:28Spotlight!
11:29Come on, Spotlight!
11:30Good!
11:32Have you done?
11:33Have you done?
11:34Have you done?
11:37Just there.
11:39Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the Generation Game.
11:46Nice to see you, to see you...
11:47Nice!
11:49I was walking along with an old man in my own business, and he spoke to this boulder alongside me and said,
11:54Could you tell me the best way to Betty Street Edmunds?
11:57I said, Dig a big hole and push him in it.
12:01He was driving a Rover.
12:03He said, I'm sorry, I bought this Rover, it keeps stuffing at lamp posts.
12:08Now I'd like to meet...
12:12Now I'd like you to meet a young lady who'd bring up any party.
12:15Ladies and gentlemen, the lovely Rosemary Ford.
12:18Good.
12:19As beautiful, charming, and delightful as ever.
12:30Thank you, Bruce.
12:32I mean, me, Rosemary.
12:34You never talk about love.
12:37Life.
12:37Have you ever had a steady boyfriend?
12:38I had, well, I was once engaged to a contorchinist.
12:43A contorchinist?
12:45I'd like to twist him around my little finger.
12:48What happened?
12:48I broke it off.
12:50Rosie, you little silver-tongue beauty.
12:54Introduce the contestants.
12:56The first team is from Atcrington, and it's father and daughter, Theodorus and Anna Poppa-Loppa, do you?
13:03I put them in their positions, their positions.
13:15That was good.
13:16Jolly good.
13:17Absolutely marvellous.
13:18Well, thank you both.
13:19Will you just both pop over here?
13:20Thank you for being our contestants.
13:22Yeah.
13:23I got them off the street.
13:25Okay.
13:26Ladies and gentlemen, Bruce Forsyth and Rosemary Ford, take two.
13:30Now, the spotlight, spotlight.
13:37That's it.
13:38Good.
13:47Good evening, ladies and gentlemen and children.
13:49Welcome to the Generation Game.
13:51Nice to see you, to see you.
13:54Nice.
13:55I went to a party last night, and a young lady asked me if I wanted a cocker van.
14:01I told her I could only do the slow foxtrot.
14:07I said I wouldn't mind a pair of teeth.
14:09She said, it's through that door and second on the left.
14:13Now, ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to meet a nice young lady who'd brighten up any party we do.
14:18Ladies and gentlemen, the lovely Miss Rosemary Ford.
14:21As beautiful and charming as ever.
14:30Just get on these marks, because you're way off.
14:32We want to get camera shots of you.
14:33There's your camera.
14:34There's your camera.
14:35As beautiful and charming and delightful as ever, Rosemary.
14:38Thank you, Bruce.
14:39I meant me, Rosemary.
14:40You're having trouble finding a husband?
14:44Have you tried a dating agency?
14:46Only once.
14:47I asked for a man in uniform.
14:50Did they find one for you?
14:52Yes.
14:52When I saw him standing there in his uniform, I rushed up to him, threw my arms around him
14:58and gave him a long, lingering kiss.
15:01I bet he liked that.
15:03He sent for a policeman.
15:05Why?
15:05He was a Salvation Army officer.
15:10Rosemary.
15:11All right, my love?
15:17Introduce the contestants as only you can.
15:22From Abel Dughevi, Mother and Son, Ferdinand and Felicia Featherstone Hay.
15:35Oh, look, Marks, that's wonderful, that's lovely.
15:45OK, fine.
15:46Thanks very much.
15:49Oh, sorry, sorry.
15:50Sorry, come back here.
15:51Sorry.
15:52Sorry about that.
15:53Come back here.
15:54Weren't they all good?
15:55I mean, to be thrown in and do that.
15:57Oh.
15:59Well, I'll tell you.
16:01Now, who's better to judge this than us?
16:04So, Rosemary, come back and join us.
16:13Well, first of all, now, Tony, it sounded more like Les Dawson.
16:19But it was quite, although you kept moving all the time like this.
16:23How the camera kept up with you, I don't know.
16:25But it was quite a good performance.
16:27I'll say quite good.
16:28Yes, I thought, I hope I don't pose.
16:33I thought she led you to a tune.
16:35I thought she delivered it very well.
16:40She did.
16:40You got the names right as well, so I thought she did very well.
16:42Yes, she did very good indeed.
16:44OK, now over here, Gary, I thought the dialogue was very good.
16:48And I like the ad lib, all right, my love.
16:52And I thought Val was very good, a little bit cooler, you know.
16:55I posed a bit when you came on as well.
16:57And you forgot to kiss.
16:58I think both of them forgot the actual...
17:00Oh, forgot the kiss, yes.
17:01Forgot the kiss at the beginning, too.
17:02The kiss is very important.
17:03Anyway, I'm going to give Tony seven.
17:05I'm going to give Karen seven.
17:06Oh, you're going to seven.
17:07I'm going to give you seven as well, Gary.
17:09I think that's fair.
17:10I'm going to give Val eight.
17:11Are you going to give Val?
17:12Yes.
17:13I agree with you there.
17:14I think she should have eight.
17:15Just right and better.
17:16Right and better.
17:18All right.
17:19And a bit of fantasy.
17:20Good.
17:21So, what's on the board, Mr. Forsythe?
17:25Oh, yes.
17:28Tony and Karen, 14.
17:30Val and Gary, 50.
17:32Just a minute.
17:34Get back in your basket.
17:36All right, I'll take your chewy bone away.
17:38Right.
17:39Now, we're all ready now for our second game,
17:41which is called Show Us Your Muscles.
17:45OK?
17:45So, come back here with me.
17:47Just here.
17:48And stand just at the end there.
17:50Stay holding hands, if you will.
17:53And could we have our first model on, please?
17:56There we are.
17:57This is Victoria.
17:59Tony, she's all yours.
18:00OK?
18:01So, over here, if you will.
18:03That's lovely.
18:04You're looking nice.
18:05That's it.
18:06OK, could we have the next model,
18:08which is Colin?
18:11He's all yours, Karen.
18:12Come here.
18:15He'll tell you what to do, dear.
18:16He'll put you on your right spot.
18:18Now, here we have the lovely Dawn.
18:21There's Dawn.
18:22Gary, she's all yours.
18:24Ooh, he's a lucky boy, then.
18:26Over there, for now.
18:27And David is the last model, who's all yours.
18:30Now, what's going to happen is this.
18:32I'm going to give you the names of some muscles.
18:36And you have to put the numbered stickers
18:38where you think those muscles are.
18:41Are you already starting, dear?
18:43Hold on.
18:44What muscle are you thinking of?
18:46Give us a chance.
18:49So, here we have, first of all,
18:51the first muscle is the pectorals.
18:54The pectorals,
18:56stick it where you think the pectorals are.
18:58And as I said, keep back-to-back.
19:04Not so long with your pectorals over there.
19:08All right.
19:09Are they up?
19:10Left.
19:11Right.
19:12The next one is rectus femoris.
19:15Number two sticker.
19:17That should be rectus femoris.
19:22Rectus femoris.
19:23That's nice.
19:27Okay, they stick themselves.
19:31The next one, gluteus maximus.
19:34Gluteus maximus is your number three sticker.
19:37Gluteus maximus.
19:42You have quite a choice.
19:43What turns you on, Karen?
19:55Right.
19:57Here we are.
19:58The last one is latissimus dorsi.
20:01That's your number four.
20:02Now, I wonder where you're going to put it.
20:04Right.
20:05Latissimus dorsi.
20:08It's on your mind.
20:10Letitius dorsi.
20:11Is it there?
20:14It's there.
20:15Right, okay.
20:16Now, stay where you are, and I'm going to come and do some marking.
20:19So, okay.
20:20Models get him over the other place, isn't it?
20:22The other way there.
20:23That's lovely, lovely, lovely.
20:24Now, let's see how you did with the pectorals.
20:27Where's your pectorals?
20:28Under your arm.
20:30That's no good at all.
20:31So, you don't get any points for that, Tony.
20:34And your rectus femoris.
20:36No, no, it should be the front thigh.
20:38You don't get anything for that either.
20:39That's a pity, it looks so cosy there, too.
20:42So, you don't get anything for that.
20:43Number three, gluteus maximus.
20:46We thought you might think it was something to do with the stomach, but that should be the bottom.
20:50So, you missed your chance there.
20:51And the last one, latissimus dorsi.
20:54Where's latissimus dorsi?
20:56Number four.
20:57It should be below the shoulder blade.
20:59So, you were miles out on practically everyone.
21:01No points, Tony.
21:02What a show.
21:04You had a bit of fun.
21:05That's a fun one.
21:07Okay, now over to you, my darling.
21:09Yes, your pectorals in the right place, so you get two points for that.
21:13Well done.
21:13Now, the rectus femoris should be the front thigh.
21:18Not here, so you don't get anything for that.
21:20But, for gluteus maximus, top marks, two points for that, darling.
21:25Do you want to take them home with you?
21:28I mean, the stickers.
21:30Right, now, where's the number four?
21:32Latissimus dorsi.
21:33Where'd you put that?
21:34In the middle there.
21:35No, it should be below the shoulder blades, around the back.
21:38So, just two points for you.
21:39Now, let's see if we did any better here.
21:42Right, now, number one, pectorals.
21:44Good, two points.
21:45Number two, rectus...
21:48Where's your rectus?
21:49Front thigh.
21:50Very good.
21:51The first points you've got for that.
21:53Two points.
21:54Gluteus maximus.
21:56Number three.
21:57Oh, it was your chance.
21:58You missed your chance.
22:00Oh, shut...
22:00No, don't...
22:01Don't do that.
22:04Right, in the wrong place.
22:05Number four.
22:06That's in the wrong place.
22:07It should be below the shoulder blades.
22:09You started off so well.
22:10Now, let's see how we got on here.
22:13Right, now, the pectorals.
22:15No, our pectorals are not as high as that.
22:17Our pectorals are a bit lower.
22:19There we are.
22:19Number two, front thigh.
22:21Yes, you'll get two points for that.
22:22Well done, indeed.
22:23Number three, gluteus maximus.
22:26You missed your chance there.
22:27Number three should have been round here.
22:32Well, that's one way of it.
22:33He's a gentleman, isn't he?
22:34Fine.
22:35Gluteus maximus.
22:36You don't get anything there.
22:37And the last one, latissimus dorsi.
22:40Where is that?
22:41Where is that?
22:41Oh, it's underneath, yes.
22:44It's underneath there.
22:45Good.
22:45Two points for that.
22:46Well done.
22:48And thank you, our models.
22:50Thank you, Dawn.
22:51Thank you, David.
22:52Thank you, Colin.
22:53And thank you, Victoria.
22:54The rest of you, come back here.
22:56Bye-bye.
22:56Bye-bye.
22:56That was a bit of fun.
23:03You love that game.
23:04You play that game every night, wouldn't you?
23:06Right.
23:07What's on the board, Miss Ford?
23:08Tony and Karen have 18.
23:1018.
23:11Val and Gary have 23.
23:13Oh, my goodness.
23:14They've run away with us.
23:16Now, we're sorry to lose you,
23:17but you will have a Generation Game telephone with their love,
23:20and thank you for being with us,
23:21and we'll see you a bit later on.
23:23And you two will be seeing you in our grand final.
23:26See who we're going to play against.
23:27OK?
23:28Away you go over there.
23:29Wonderful.
23:31Now, then.
23:32What have we got left?
23:37Well, our third team's from Norfolk.
23:40They're mother and son, June and Mark Seabrook.
23:43Right.
23:51How are you?
23:51Very well.
23:52Welcome, welcome.
23:53Now, you're June?
23:54Seabrook.
23:55And what do you do, my darling?
23:56I'm a nurse.
23:57You're a nurse, are you?
23:58How tall are you?
23:59Five feet.
24:00Is that all five feet?
24:01Oh, well, we should all be grateful for small nurses.
24:06Well, they can't all be gems.
24:09Anyway, June, you went on holiday to Spain,
24:11and it proved to be embarrassing.
24:13What happened then, dear?
24:14Well, Keith persuaded me it'd be a good idea to go topless.
24:17Oh, really?
24:18Yes, and I was walking along the beach.
24:20Oh, you were walking with him along the beach?
24:21With everything.
24:22Oh, yes, yes.
24:23Yes, I like you.
24:25We've just got over that game, don't you, sir?
24:27Right.
24:28And all of a sudden, we heard a man say,
24:30oh, look, there's Keith and June.
24:32It was someone with us.
24:33No.
24:34Somebody you knew, and they said, hello, Keith and June.
24:36Oh, my goodness.
24:38So, he was probably taken aback with your front.
24:42Shame in this.
24:44Well, it just shows up.
24:45June was busting out.
24:47Oh, no.
24:47It just shows you.
24:49You have to be careful when you do that topless bathing.
24:51Anyway, over now to your son, Mark C. Boobs.
24:54Sorry.
24:56So, sorry.
24:57C. Brooke.
24:58I'll get it right.
24:59Yes.
24:59And what do you do?
25:00A cashier and service station.
25:02Oh, in a service station?
25:03Yes.
25:03What, petrol?
25:04Yeah.
25:04That's right.
25:05You looked a bit pumped up.
25:06Yeah, you were engaged to Kylie.
25:08Kylie, yes.
25:09How did you meet?
25:10Don't tell me she was a neighbour or anything like that.
25:13No, not a neighbour.
25:14You once locked yourself out of your hotel room in Ibiza wearing only a Trilby hat.
25:20Yes.
25:20Oh, what a hat.
25:21I mean.
25:22Well, I needed some after sun and I nipped out into another room and I came back and the
25:26door was locked.
25:27Oh, I see.
25:28And I'm standing there trying to get in and all of a sudden the elevator's open and
25:31they come these German tourists.
25:32And you've got none on but a Trilby hat?
25:34So, I just had to stand with attention and cover the credentials.
25:38Oh, I see.
25:39Well, as I'm a German, it's a wonder they didn't drape towels over you.
25:43Oh, please.
25:44Thank you for being with us.
25:50It's lovely to meet you and I'm sure we're going to have a lot of fun with you.
25:53Off you go over there.
25:54Let's go.
25:56And our last couple are.
26:00They're from Buckinghamshire.
26:01Their father-in-law and daughter-in-law, Peter and Jackie Swinburne.
26:05Aye, Swinburne.
26:06Nice to meet you.
26:15Now, Jackie Swinburne, you're married to Sean, who is a double glazer, but when he first
26:21met you, he was a policeman.
26:22Oh, how did he proceed with the engagement?
26:26Well, we were going up an escalator in Tesco's in High Wicker.
26:29Oh, in Tesco's?
26:30Up an escalator?
26:31And he got down on one knee.
26:33Well, I've never heard of anybody being proposed to on an escalator.
26:36It must have been a very moving experience.
26:37I was going to say the earth move, but never mind.
26:43It's a good job you said yes, otherwise you'd have been left on the shelf.
26:46Anyway, where did you go on your honeymoon?
26:49We went to Futi Ventura.
26:50Oh, lovely.
26:51A nice hotel?
26:52It was a lovely hotel.
26:53The only problem was I'd got Sean out of bed eight o'clock each morning because the maid
26:58was coming over.
26:59Oh, eight o'clock every morning?
27:00Every morning.
27:00She's looking on the door.
27:02She's saying, must tidy, must tidy.
27:03I said to Sean, you've got to get out of bed because she wants to tidy the room.
27:07She was...
27:08What it means...
27:09Must tidy, must tidy.
27:10Is I'll come back later?
27:13Yes.
27:14That's lovely.
27:15That really is, isn't it?
27:16That's beautiful.
27:17Must tidy, must tidy.
27:19Thank you for being here.
27:20Oh, father-in-law.
27:22Father-in-law, Peter Winburn.
27:25Oh, Harper.
27:25No, Swinburne.
27:27You were sorry.
27:28When you were a child, going to the zoo proved embarrassing.
27:31Yeah.
27:32In what way was it?
27:33Well, special occasion.
27:34Passed a scholarship and all that.
27:36Yes.
27:36Togged me up in the old school uniform and down to London we came from York.
27:39Yeah.
27:39Smashing day out.
27:40Went past the lion house and I don't know what I said, but the lioness took the tail up
27:44and peed all over the world.
27:47Brand new uniform, the whole shebang.
27:49Yes.
27:50There was another way of putting it, but...
27:52I suppose when you got home, you got an earful.
27:55Oh, you're married to Lynn.
28:01What happened to all the class on this show?
28:03Right.
28:03Married to Lynn for 29 years.
28:05You honeymooned in Lou.
28:07Was it nice?
28:08Terrific.
28:09It was a beautiful, beautiful time.
28:10Very hot.
28:11Yeah.
28:11Anything eventful happen?
28:12Oh, a bit off of you because it was very hot.
28:15Water shortage.
28:16Oh, one of those hot summers.
28:17That's right.
28:17And there was a hosepipe ban and a car wash ban.
28:20Oh, yeah.
28:20Now, anybody who got married knows what they do to cars.
28:23Oh, no.
28:23Just married the whole shebang all over it.
28:25So for two weeks, we just really couldn't go anywhere without...
28:28People would raise their eyebrows and say...
28:30Oh, two weeks, everybody knew that you were newlywed.
28:32Oh, dear.
28:33But we enjoyed it.
28:34I just thought, that's when that lioness could have come in hand.
28:39What a shame.
28:41Anyway.
28:41Off we go over there, then.
28:43Okay, don't fall down the stairs.
28:45Nice thinking.
28:46Nice thinking.
28:48Our next game's called Backpack.
28:50Please welcome, from the 4001 Flight RAF Regiment, RAF Caterick,
28:56Senior Aircraftsmen Neil Dare and Brian Mullane.
29:00There we are.
29:08I'm glad you read up that I was a corporal, you know, an acting corporal,
29:11but I was an acting corporal.
29:13And by the way, you're Neil and you're Brian, is that right?
29:15Now, Neil, somebody told me earlier on that you met me before.
29:19Yeah, you had me twin brother and myself in your arms.
29:22In your arms?
29:23In your arms.
29:24In my arms?
29:25You?
29:26For a photograph?
29:27Where was this?
29:27In Hong Kong, in New Territories, when my father was in the arms.
29:30Oh.
29:31Would you like another photo?
29:33Yes, go on.
29:34Go on.
29:35Go on.
29:36No!
29:37No!
29:44No, me, you!
29:46Come on, don't...
29:47Go on, don't you!
29:50Go on, don't you!
29:52Go on, don't you!
29:54Now, you're going to...
29:55You're going to...
29:56The game is called Backpack.
29:57Now, when is the backpack used?
30:00It's a sufficient amount of kit to sustain a...
30:04Stain in the field for any period above 24 hours.
30:07Any period above 24 hours.
30:08OK, over you, come over here.
30:10Now, watch this very carefully, because this is...
30:12This is marvellous.
30:13OK, so in your own time, because nobody can go faster than that, away you go.
30:18Go on, go for it.
30:20Now, watch this very, very carefully, what they're doing.
30:25Now, they have in there a sleeping bag, a sleeping bag cover, some spare trousers, spare boots, waterproof suit, nuclear, biological and chemical suit,
30:36with gloves and boots, some socks, a jumper, in the lid pocket, they have a first aid kit, a torch, spare batteries, foot powder, never know when that comes in handy, spare laces,
30:50and in the side pocket, rations, wash kit and water.
30:54Outside pocket, safety line, abseil rope, entrenching tool.
30:59The entrenching tool is really a spade.
31:02That's all that is.
31:03A sleeping mat and a machete.
31:07There we are.
31:09Brian's going to put on the hat in a minute.
31:11And he's got the rope there all ready to go.
31:13On goes the entrenching, or the spade, as I call it.
31:18On goes the hat, Brian.
31:19And on goes the pack, and there you are, he's ready for anything.
31:25How about that?
31:28That's it.
31:31Left hand.
31:36Quick mark.
31:43OK, you're going to work it, Steve, so over you come.
31:45And if you'll get to this one, the far one over there, and you two get to the other one, that's good.
31:50Stand behind it.
31:52Make up your mind what you're going to do.
31:53Who wants to start what side?
31:55You want to start that side?
31:56You want to start this side?
31:57Right, now you've got about a minute and a half, starting from then.
32:02Come on.
32:04And really, this is really as quick as you can possibly do it.
32:08Get those hands really moving.
32:10Get hold of everything.
32:12And bung it in there.
32:13It's a human race at the moment.
32:14There we are.
32:18We've proved it can be done.
32:25Yes.
32:27So there we are.
32:30You can't find the side pocket there.
32:33There's a side pocket there with the zip.
32:37You've got 30 seconds left.
32:38Right, put your pack on, lads.
32:40Put the pack on.
32:41Put your pack on.
32:42Help you.
32:42You found that.
32:43That's it.
32:43Good.
32:43Put the pack on.
32:44Now, you ladies, stuff as much stuff on top of it.
32:47Balance it.
32:47Put it between his legs and his arms.
32:49I don't care where you go, but clear the floor as much as you can.
32:53You've got your hat on.
32:54That's it.
32:54Let him hold everything.
32:55Get everything stuck onto him.
32:57There we are.
32:58Come on, come on, get all the, as much as you can.
33:01Come on, get his helmet here.
33:03Put his helmet on.
33:04And get, what about his spades?
33:07And don't put, don't put the machete between his legs, whatever you do.
33:11That's it.
33:11Time's up.
33:12Time's up.
33:13Time's up.
33:14Time's up.
33:15So, to judge this, we have the officer commanding 4001 Flight RAF Regiment, Flight Lieutenant
33:23Gus Powell.
33:25Well, thank you for sending the boys here and giving us a game out of this thing.
33:34Well, what about him?
33:36Would you consider him as a recruit?
33:37Well, basically, if you're going near a careers office, just keep walking if I like it.
33:43A few bits left out, but if I can just ask Mark to jump up and down a couple of times.
33:48Yes, jump up and down.
33:49Yeah, that's, a few, the torch came out and a few things, but not bad.
33:56So, what do you think?
33:57Mark's out of 20, I think 16.
33:5916 out of 20.
34:00Well done, Yatham.
34:02Could you move down the other side, darling, there.
34:04You just stay where you are.
34:06And here we are there.
34:07We've only got the helmet on, right, for a start.
34:10But he's got a few tins in his hand here.
34:12Only this left, though.
34:13This shouldn't have been there, should it?
34:15No, it should be on the outside.
34:17Should have been on the outside.
34:17That's why you couldn't get anything else in.
34:19Well, a good effort, Bruce.
34:2017 out of 20.
34:2117, just that little bit better.
34:23That's good.
34:24Thank you so much.
34:25Thank you, John.
34:26She's a good one, thank you.
34:29There we are.
34:30There we are.
34:32There we are.
34:34Good, good, good.
34:35Come back to me.
34:36Lovely, lovely.
34:37And what's on the board?
34:40Miss Ford.
34:41June and Mark have 16.
34:43Peter and Jackie have 17.
34:44Oh, only one in it.
34:46Only one in it.
34:47Okay, now don't all of you sit over there.
34:50Go and sit over there.
34:51That's enough.
34:51The game is called Cut It Out.
34:54Will you welcome professional artist, Beryl Mayle.
35:01Hello, Beryl.
35:02Come on.
35:04Very good.
35:05Lovely to meet you.
35:06Thank you for being with us.
35:07Now, it's very interesting to hear that you have an art class.
35:11Yes, quite great.
35:11A very special art class.
35:12What is it?
35:13Well, it's really, I go around demonstrating to groups, and my demonstration is called How
35:19to Paint a Picture While Your Buns Are in the Oven.
35:21Oh, really?
35:22Yes.
35:25Oh, well.
35:26It's quite popular.
35:27Yes.
35:28I wish I hadn't have asked it, but, yes, I think we'd better see what you're going to
35:33do for us tonight.
35:34So, come over here, and get into your position, and all of you stay that side.
35:38Be careful of those wires there.
35:40That's it.
35:41And have, because this, if you've never seen this, this is quite fascinating.
35:44So, in your own words.
35:45Off we go.
35:47So, watch very carefully, and keep your hands very much on the edge, because you don't want
35:54to touch the wire, because it's a wee bit hot.
35:56And then, you can't go back, like a pencil, so you have to keep going.
36:04I'm going to do an animal.
36:06It's coming along.
36:07She never stops at all.
36:09She keeps it in there all the time.
36:11All the time.
36:13Yes, you're guessing what it is, are you?
36:14I've not left myself quite enough room for its back legs, and it's very slim.
36:18You've got it in there.
36:19You've got it in there.
36:20Let's love it.
36:20Now, it's got to have its tail up over its back, because there's not quite enough room
36:26to put it around the other side.
36:28There we go.
36:30And you come out where you went in, like that, and you swing the tie around to put its eye
36:37in.
36:38Like that.
36:39And then you make sure that you come out like that.
36:42There we are.
36:43And then, we'll see what we've got.
36:47There we go.
36:48There we go.
36:48Great.
36:52It's really good, Doug.
36:54Well, that is quite fascinating.
36:56And to see it up close is absolutely wild.
36:59We hope you enjoyed seeing that at home.
37:00Will you come back and do some marketing?
37:02Certainly.
37:02Fine.
37:02Over here, you come then.
37:04You get to the far one there.
37:05You get in there.
37:06You've got about a minute and a half to do this, starting from now.
37:11And don't forget, as Beryl said, keep it moving all the time.
37:15It's not very hot.
37:16Yeah, it's working.
37:20It's working.
37:20It's you.
37:21It's not very hot.
37:23Don't get...
37:24Don't...
37:24Just keep yourself calm about it.
37:26That's it.
37:27Oh, we've got off to a fairly good start.
37:31Yes, a fairly good start.
37:34Legs are a little small, aren't they?
37:37But there we are.
37:38Oh, they're a nice pair of legs.
37:40Yes.
37:45Yes.
37:46Oh, you've got to a tricky bit there, haven't you?
37:49You're doing very well, darling.
37:50Don't start laughing because you're doing very, very well indeed.
37:53Yes.
37:54Not bad at all.
37:56Keep it going.
37:58Keep your foot on it, otherwise you won't keep it hot, you see.
38:02If you don't keep your foot on there, and if it gets too hot and starts to smoke, then you take it off.
38:07You control it by that pedal.
38:10Not bad at all.
38:13Don't know how we're doing for time.
38:15You've got about ten seconds left, so if you can get it out and put the eye in.
38:19Or you don't have to take it out, by the way.
38:21Don't take it out.
38:22Yeah, forgive me for saying that.
38:23Don't take it out, but try and get the eye in if you can.
38:26A little eye.
38:29All right.
38:31Now, just keep it where it is.
38:33Okay, Beryl, could you come back and do some marking?
38:36There we are.
38:40Now, there we are.
38:44Well, can we take it out there?
38:46You'd know more out there.
38:47I'm a delicate.
38:48Yes, I think I have to break his doodal.
38:51Yeah.
38:52Well, there we are.
38:54Let's.
38:55There it is.
38:59A square back cow.
39:01I swear back cow.
39:04There we are.
39:06But he's got four udders.
39:08Yes.
39:09Only three legs, but four udders.
39:11I think I'll give you five.
39:13Five for that.
39:14Okay, well done, Bart.
39:15It's really good thing to do at first go.
39:17Now, this little laugh.
39:19She started laughing half the way through, but at least it comes out, this one.
39:23Actually, and looking at it, it's not bad, actually.
39:27There we are.
39:28Do a lot of applause.
39:29I thought it were you.
39:32There we are.
39:33What do you think?
39:34Well, I think there's nothing here that a vet couldn't put right.
39:36I think seven.
39:40Seven?
39:41I agree with you.
39:41I think that's very good.
39:43That's very fair.
39:45What about this one?
39:50Oh, it looks like a prehistoric monster.
39:54It looks as though it's just come out of a field.
39:58Centafield.
40:00Centafield.
40:02There we are.
40:03But four lovely udders.
40:05They are udders, aren't they?
40:06It is.
40:07It's a very sort of good, functional animal.
40:10Yes.
40:10I think I'll give it seven.
40:12Seven.
40:13Well done, yes.
40:14Well done for that one.
40:16And round here, if I may steer you.
40:19This looks a bit of a monstrosity here as well.
40:22I think things are going to fall off.
40:23Now, look at that.
40:26A disaster.
40:28I mean, it really is a disaster.
40:31Not even one udder here, eh?
40:33It's quite imaginative, coward.
40:35Yes.
40:36But I don't think he's going to work.
40:38No.
40:38No, not too well.
40:39I'll give him six.
40:40Six for that.
40:41Well, I think they've been very good, Marge.
40:43Thank you so much.
40:44I've been very happy.
40:45Thank you so much.
40:45You've been going to stand for us.
40:46And good luck.
40:47What's on the board, Miss Ford?
41:00June and Mark have 28.
41:03Peter and Jackie have 30.
41:04Oh, dear.
41:06We're going to leave this.
41:08Oh, what a shame.
41:10Yes.
41:10What a great big shame.
41:12Oh.
41:13Nice.
41:13But you have been really lovely to us.
41:15And, you know, you do get a Generation Game telephone with our love.
41:20And thank you for being a part of the show.
41:22If you'll just pop over there.
41:24And you two.
41:25Let's remind ourselves of who you'll be meeting in our grand final.
41:29Come over here.
41:30And have we got a grand final for you?
41:38Will you just put that on the back of the chair for me?
41:40Now, do you remember last year we did the merengue?
41:44And my darling wife, Wilnelia, she joined us.
41:47And we thought, as this year we're going to do the mambo,
41:50we thought it would be nice to invite her back.
41:52OK?
41:53So here she is, my darling Wilnelia La Merced for a side.
42:00Thank you for being with us.
42:10Nice to be here.
42:11Oh, and I tell you, I'm so glad you didn't bring that Paxo fellow with you.
42:15My darling, his name is Paco.
42:17And he's gone back to South America.
42:19Yeah, and I hope he swam all the way back.
42:22Anyway, my other dancing partner is Rosa Maria Forda.
42:26Yay!
42:30Listen, Bruce, I'm really going to enjoy this because, you know, I love the mambo rhythm.
42:36Oh, yeah, it's a lovely rhythm.
42:38It's a great rhythm.
42:38OK, I'm going to be so sport tonight.
42:41Hope my hands aren't cold.
42:42Right, here we go.
42:43OK, cue music.
42:45I thought you said Paxo was in South America.
43:06This is not Paco.
43:08This is his twin brother, Serge.
43:10So instead of getting Paxo, I get Serge and Onions.
43:15OK, let's get started.
43:17And you can get...
43:18You can...
43:19No, no, no.
43:21I didn't think it would come to this, but it's either him or me.
43:25OK.
43:35Well...
43:35Goodbye, darling.
43:38Yeah, we'll probably see you in the bar for a drink, you know, after the show.
43:46Norman Wisdom walk.
43:49Throw the hat down.
43:50All right.
43:55All right.
43:56I'll swallow my pride.
43:58That didn't take long.
44:00Ben, there's nothing between us.
44:03Well, there's going to be daylight.
44:04Because you're not dancing with him.
44:06OK, get into your positions.
44:08Into your positions here.
44:09Are we all ready?
44:10Good.
44:11Right.
44:12Cue music.
44:13Cue music.
44:21Who's got the pain when they do the mambo?
44:21Who's got the pain when they do the mambo?
44:26I don't know who.
44:27To you.
44:28Who needs a pill when they do the mambo?
44:30Who needs a pill when they do the mambo?
44:34I don't know who.
44:35To you.
44:37Oh, boy.
44:40Yeah.
44:41Oh, boy.
44:42Oh, boy.
44:42Someone must be sick with a teat.
44:46Or stepping on everyone's feet.
44:48Because everyone's legal, OK?
44:50Why do they just say, oh, when the music comes in the mambo?
44:54Oh, boy.
44:54Oh, boy.
44:55Oh, boy.
44:58Oh, boy.
44:58Oh, boy.
45:00Oh, boy.
45:01Oh, boy.
45:01Oh, boy.
45:02Who's got the pain when they do the mambo?
45:05Who's got the pain when they do the mambo?
45:07Who's got the pain when they do the mambo?
45:09I don't know who.
45:10Do you?
45:11Oh, boy.
45:19Oh, boy.
45:21Oh.
45:23Oh, boy.
45:32Oh, boy.
45:33Who's got to pay when they do the mouthful?
45:52Who's got to pay when they do the mouthful?
45:56I don't know who.
45:57Who's got to pay when they do the mouthful?
46:04Who's got to pay when they do the mouthful?
46:09Hey!
46:10What's up?
46:11Woo!
46:12Very well.
46:14Oh, thank you my darling for doing that for us.
46:18That's really lovely.
46:19Come back and do some marking.
46:21Is there any money in it?
46:27Thank you again, Rosa Maria.
46:32Okay, that's all there is to it.
46:34Just a vital, vital toss up.
46:37Heads or tails now?
46:38Heads.
46:39Heads.
46:40It is heads.
46:42You see?
46:43Yeah, do you want to go first or second?
46:45First, please.
46:46Get it over with.
46:47Alright, over there you go and get yourselves ready.
46:49And stick these two in an empty skip.
46:52Off you go over there.
46:53Skip over there.
46:54We're ready now for Mambo, take two.
46:58Now, okay, you follow Rosemary.
47:00Everything Rosemary does, you do.
47:01Everything I do, you do.
47:03Here we go then.
47:05Mambo, take two.
47:06Cue music!
47:14Swim!
47:15Just go round, go round.
47:38Now do this, do this together.
47:41Now do this, do this.
47:43Get your legs back there.
47:48Do your breasts.
47:50Now, good, like that.
47:53Now do this.
47:55Do the finger move.
47:57Who's got the paper?
47:58They do the number.
47:59Who's got the paper?
48:01They do the number.
48:02Who's got the paper?
48:03I don't know who.
48:05Do you.
48:06Get your precious scarf.
48:08Hold on.
48:10Hold on.
48:11Shake it.
48:12Shake it.
48:13Shake it.
48:14Double.
48:15Whoo.
48:16Shake it.
48:17Double.
48:18Whoo.
48:19Ooh.
48:20Whoo.
48:21Whoo.
48:22Ooh.
48:30It's when you leave, baby.
48:33Get away.
48:36What?
48:38Up.
48:40Whoa.
48:41And it's all back.
48:43Yeah.
48:44It's when you leave.
48:45Who's got the paper?
48:46Ooh, you've got the paper?
48:47Wand.
48:48You've got the paper?
48:49Sweat the stick.
48:50You've got the paper?
48:51Gently, you've got the paper?
48:52I heard the paper?
48:53Thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks,�, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks.
48:57Yes, there he goes!
49:04Come on, what about these people?
49:10Absolutely marvellous.
49:12Your shimmy was great.
49:14I wish I had to see that it made me laugh.
49:16Over there you go.
49:18Right, we are now ready for...
49:23Well, they might be, I'm not.
49:25Ready now for Mambo, take three.
49:28OK, over you come, if you will.
49:30And if you're Jackie, just stand here, in that space there,
49:34you get in the middle of them,
49:36and you follow everything I do, you follow.
49:38OK, you just follow everything I do.
49:40You watch Rosemary all the time.
49:41Right, we're ready now for Mambo, take three.
49:50Who's got to pay when they do the Mambo?
49:52Who's got to pay when they go home?
49:54Who's got to pay when they do the Mambo?
49:56I don't know who, do you give them you?
49:59Come on, use the kill when they go home.
50:00Who's got to pay when they do the Mambo?
50:01Who needs to pay when they go home?
50:03Who needs a kill when they go home?
50:04Who needs a pill when they go home?
50:05OH, OH, OH, OH, OH OH OH OH!
50:07What are we doing that?
50:08Go round yourself, right.
50:10That's it.
50:13Come on, now do this step, watch this step.
50:15Look.
50:16Good, good, very good, here, come here, come here, come here, get your dress up, your dress up, go there, good, lovely, lovely, very good, with the shoulders.
50:34Who's got the pill when they do commandment, who's got the pill when they do commandment, I don't know who, do you, give me your...
50:43Round your head, hold it, hold it, shake it, shake it, it won't break, it won't break, right, now your turn.
50:58Now, don't really shake, round it, round it, round it, round it, round it, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
51:13indecently, laugh at me.
51:16And all that.
51:21Disgustic!
51:22Who's got the pain when they do demand, who who's got the pain when they go, who, do you, give you...?
51:27up!
51:28Look at that, hide, hide, hide, hide!
51:32Do you...
51:33Oh, that's all right.
51:44Oh, marvellous.
51:48Oh, you're dealing over for you.
51:50Come over here, if you will, and send the other two back.
51:53Lovely, lovely, lovely.
51:55And thank you all.
51:56You've absolutely been marvellous, all of you.
51:57And I do thank our wonderful dancers, each and every one of you.
52:00Thank you, my darlings.
52:01What about them as well?
52:03Yes.
52:08Now, we'd like to ask your navy and Serge to come back and judge for us.
52:17Well, they were marvellous, I thought.
52:23They were both marvellous.
52:24We had a lot of laughs.
52:25You did?
52:26You did?
52:26So, what are your comments?
52:28Well, Val, I think she looked really...
52:33You know, the first step.
52:34She really looked like she was swimming.
52:38And she did very well.
52:40She fainted very well.
52:41She had a good faint.
52:42I think she was glad it was over.
52:43Yeah.
52:44I think Gary, we're in the presence of an up-and-coming star.
52:48He reminded me of Patrick Swayze.
52:50Oh!
52:51Oh!
52:51I couldn't see him, you see, because I was over this side.
52:54Oh, his shimmies were...
52:55His shimmies looked good to be seen.
52:57Yeah.
52:57It was all going...
52:58Yes, it was all going.
52:58All in different directions.
53:00Yes, it was.
53:00So, very good.
53:02And what about over here?
53:04And Jackie, she did very well.
53:07Jackie moved her hips very well.
53:09And I think she had a little bit of trouble, yes, finding the scarf.
53:12Well, me, I was having trouble finding the scarf, yes.
53:15That's a good thing.
53:16I found a few other things, but...
53:17It was fun finding it, Jackie.
53:21It would be a memory.
53:21She did very well.
53:21And she moved her shoulders.
53:22Yes, yes.
53:23The shoulders were great, yes.
53:24Very good, yes.
53:24Peter was very good also.
53:26He was very controlled.
53:27He looked very strong.
53:27He was very good at the backbends, supported his partner well.
53:31And also, his shimmies were very good.
53:32Yes, yes.
53:33So, Marks, it was a very difficult decision.
53:36Very difficult.
53:37Because one couple gave us great entertainment value.
53:40Well, Gary, I've never seen anybody shimmering like that.
53:43On the floor, laughing.
53:45Technically, the other couple did more of the steps.
53:49So, for couple number one, we gave 19 points.
53:52And for couple number two, we gave 19 points.
53:55So, a tie!
53:56That's probably very fair.
53:59Do you agree with that?
54:01Yes.
54:02I think that you take the entertainment value in that, that's probably a wise idea.
54:06All right, my darling, my darling, thank you for being with us again.
54:08Thank you for inviting me again.
54:09It was lovely to have you here.
54:11And, of course, Serge was played by none other than actor, singer, dancer, from many West End successes, Mr. Richard Kalkin.
54:20Thank you, Richard.
54:21Thank you, my darling.
54:23See you in a minute.
54:24Lovely, lovely, lovely.
54:25So, all face to front now.
54:27This is crunch time.
54:28The first one to answer this question correctly.
54:31Now, it must be a correct answer.
54:33Otherwise, I have to give it to the other team.
54:35And then if they're correct, they've won.
54:37So, think before you speak.
54:39Here we go.
54:39Who is leader of the Labour Party?
54:43John Smith.
54:43Well done.
54:44That was great.
54:46Very close.
54:47Well, we're sorry to lose you.
54:49But it was very close.
54:51Very close.
54:53It is.
54:54Very close.
54:55Well, I give nothing a game.
54:57But thank you, my darling.
54:59Yeah.
54:59But, you know, this year we are giving a generation game answer phone.
55:04Okay.
55:04And also, each of you will get a pocket-coloured television.
55:08So, all right.
55:09So, thank you very much for being with us.
55:11Over there, people.
55:12We'll see you in a minute.
55:13Okay, now, come on, Mambo over there.
55:15Mambo!
55:15Mambo, should we?
55:16Come on.
55:17Come on.
55:18Come on.
55:18Take the doors away, please.
55:22Lots of articles are going to pass before your eyes.
55:24Everything you remember, you'll take home with you tonight.
55:26Have a look for the tricky ones there.
55:28More valuable than they look.
55:29Okay?
55:30Your time starts now.
55:33On the conveyor belt tonight, we have a case of champagne.
55:36A portable colour TV.
55:37An upright vacuum cleaner.
55:40A ladies' evening shawl.
55:42An old camping stove.
55:45A set of storage jars.
55:47A selection of paperweights.
55:50A copper fish dish.
55:52A sandcastle.
55:54A radio clock cassette player.
55:57A coffee maker.
56:00Oh!
56:01Oh, yes.
56:05Good.
56:05Oh, I missed the camera there.
56:07A cuddly pig.
56:07A instant camera.
56:08A pair of photo frames.
56:09A video recorder.
56:11A steam iron.
56:12A bale of towels.
56:14And just come in to view a kettle and glass teapot.
56:18So, keep thinking all the time.
56:20Okay, round you come.
56:22Sit yourselves down here.
56:23Good.
56:24That's fine.
56:25And you get over there.
56:26Lovely.
56:26Now, you're going to get another 40 seconds.
56:28You'll get the first 20 seconds.
56:30After you hear a sound, then you start.
56:33Another 20 seconds.
56:34Good luck for this.
56:35Everything you remember, you'll take home with you tonight.
56:36Your 40 seconds starts now.
56:39Television.
56:40A video recorder.
56:42A video recorder.
56:42An iron.
56:43A set of towels.
56:44Champagne.
56:45Champagne, good.
56:46Cuddly toy.
56:46Cuddly toy, love it.
56:48Hey, Carl.
56:49Yes, carry on.
56:50A camera.
56:52A camera.
56:55Come on.
56:55I can't think of it.
56:56Oh, you can't think of it.
56:57What about the fish dish?
56:59Castle, TV, camera, computer recorder, pumping stove, pop radio, paperweights, champagne.
57:09Did you get the sound, Castle?
57:11Yes.
57:11No, you did.
57:12Good.
57:12Sorry.
57:12The camera.
57:13The photo frame.
57:14Oh, yeah.
57:15The photo frame.
57:16Do you do video shows at all?
57:18We've done the video.
57:19Yes, good.
57:19Oh, they do well.
57:23Come on.
57:24How's the sound?
57:25I know they're mine, though.
57:26Here they are.
57:27Here they are.
57:28Here they are.
57:29Well, well, well, you've got some marvellous things, and I'm so glad that you've got the
57:34old camping stove, because that is the latest micro-combi oven down there.
57:39It really is marvellous.
57:41And the sandcastle.
57:43I'm glad you got the sandcastle, because that is a luxurious holiday for four to Lanzarote.
57:50Are you happy?
57:52Are you happy?
57:53Good night.
57:54Well, actually, on behalf of Rosie and the Shackley, everybody, and I do need you, everybody.
57:59Thanks for being here next week.
58:01Good night.
58:02Be there.
58:03Good night.
58:03Good night.
58:03Good night.
58:04Oh, my God.
58:06Good night.
58:07And good night.
58:11And my life.
58:12Take care of me today.
58:14Don't be the 15th.
58:17I want to be the 15th.
58:20Yeah.
58:20Good night.
58:24And I wanna play the game with you
58:39Bye-bye!
58:41To you!
58:43Everybody wave!
58:44Bye-bye!
58:46Thanks for coming!