Today's contestants are Alan & Helen McConachie from North Wales, Pat Disley & Matt Bidel from West Suffolk & the Isle of Wight, Sue Marsden & Jed Morley from Lancashire, and Maurice & Ann O'Connell from Glasgow. Bruce Forsyth and assistant Rosemary Ford help them through such games as "Master of the Mace", "Melon Modelling", Smooching Statues" and "Spot the Dog" before the final two pairs compete in a Merengie Dancing finale to bid for a place at the conveyor belt of prizes. And there's a very special guest demonstrating the dancing for Brucie - it's his own wife Wilnelia!
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00:01Life is the name of the game
00:04And I wanna play the game with you
00:08Life can be terribly great
00:11If you don't play the game with two
00:15And I wanna play the game with you
00:30Hello! Well!
00:34Thank you very much, thank you, thank you
00:37Oh wow!
00:39What a wonderful, wonderful reception
00:42Do you know, I haven't heard applause like that since Maureen Lipman had a telephone disconnected
00:47Good evening ladies, gentlemen and children, nice to see you, to see you
00:52Nice!
00:53And by the way, I never say that to my next door neighbour
00:56He's such a snob because he's so rich
00:58Do you know, he's so rich, he hires Paul Gascoigne just to kick the dog out
01:03And what a day I had today
01:04You know, the electric cooker wouldn't work
01:06So I was two hours trying to fry a ration of bacon in the trouser press
01:11And that trouser press is going back first thing Monday morning
01:14Making my legs flat
01:19Speaking of legs, there's two on their way here right now
01:23Here she is, the lovely, the gorgeous, Rosemary Ford
01:26Oh!
01:27Oh!
01:28Oh!
01:29Oh!
01:30Oh!
01:32Oh!
01:33Oh my darling
01:35There you are
01:37Now
01:39Roseby, you've done it again, you look breathtaking
01:42Oh, thank you Bruce
01:43You see, I want to look my best tonight because my boyfriend's in the audience
01:46Oh, a very charming young man
01:48Oh, I think so
01:49Yeah, pity about the name
01:51Look, he can't help his name
01:53Well I ask you, what kind of a name is Shadrach Nottol?
01:56Look, the name's unimportant, it really doesn't
02:00Do you realise if you marry him you'll become Rosemary Nottol?
02:04Well it's unimportant
02:05All right, all right
02:06But don't blame me, don't blame me if you have a little pine
02:09Oh!
02:11Oh!
02:14Look, the important thing is that he's a very charming and considerate person
02:18Oh yes, I remember you told me about your first date
02:20Well, I never forget our first date
02:22Yes, he walked you home
02:23Yes
02:24His teeth flashed in the moonlight
02:26Yes
02:27Oh, he didn't, oh they didn't bite you on the big toe, did they?
02:33What did they do there?
02:34Tell me, what does he do for a living, this guy like yours?
02:36Oh, he's a physiologist
02:38Physiologist?
02:40He puts the bubbles into lemonade
02:43Oh, that was funny, don't blame me if you have a little pine
02:50I thought that was a very funny one, I really did
02:54Now, just introduce the team
02:57All right
02:59I thought I told you I'd get it
03:01You just introduce the teams because you're good at that
03:03Okay, I'll get the laughs
03:04Okay, when they're there, I'll be trying for them
03:07Straight to camera 2 like always
03:09This is a big night, go for it kid, go for it
03:12Right, our first teams from North Wales
03:15Their father and daughter, Alan and Helen McConaughey
03:17Oh
03:18Oh
03:19Oh
03:23All right, that's it
03:24Thank you
03:25Thank you
03:26Thank you
03:28Well, Helen, you're single
03:31Yeah
03:32But you do have a boyfriend and he's called Stuart Garnish
03:34Yep
03:35That's an unusual name
03:37That's true, Garnish
03:39So he knows all the finishing touches
03:41I'm going to miss a while
03:42Oh, you have a cat called Harley Davidson
03:44Harley-Davidson? Yeah. That's a motorbike, isn't it? American motorbike? Very fast, yeah.
03:49Oh, don't tell me. I know why you call him Harley-Davidson. Because when you let him
03:52out at night, he goes, Me-ya!
04:00Don't blame me. If you have a little pine.
04:06Yes, could be one of those nights. Right, okay. Oh, now you work, you work for Dormy.
04:11They're the hire people, hire the clothes out, don't they? Yeah, because I used to go to your firm for my
04:17ascot outfit, before I could afford to buy one, you know. Yes, oh, yeah, in 1978, I left a packet of
04:24polos. Have you still got them? Oh, good, she's quick, right. Now, what does your work entail at Dormy?
04:32I measure people up. Oh, you measure? Oh, do you? Oh, would you measure me?
04:39Measure what?
04:41That's the end of that. You were going to get ten minutes of me. Now, you haven't got any now.
04:55You'll regret that for the rest of your life. Right, over now to your dad, okay, who is Alan.
05:00Correct, yeah. And you're a heavy goods vehicle driver. Yes.
05:02Yeah, okay. And you deliver castor oil.
05:07Is that like a castor oil? Oh, castor oil!
05:12Castor oil! It's a new typist, you see. Oh, isn't it a shame?
05:15Not the job. Anyway, I was going to say castor oil, delivering castor oil. I was going to say how many runs you make a week.
05:27I won't bother now. You're married to Sally. Yes.
05:29And she's an overhead crane driver? Is that right? Correct, she is, yes.
05:33An overhead crane driver? 60 foot off, yeah.
05:37Really? That must have been handy on the wedding night.
05:41Anyway, she picked you up in the first place.
05:42She did, yeah.
05:43Now, you say, you're one of those people who aren't really bad at anything, but not really good either.
05:52Oh, that sums me up, yeah.
05:53Yeah, well, I'll make a note of that.
05:56Useless.
06:01Your hobby is motorcycling. Oh, like the Harley Davidson.
06:04Oh, is that where it all came from? Any motorcycling stories at all?
06:08Well, a very embarrassing one, a couple of years ago. Yes.
06:11It was with Sally in France, and I always put a security chain through the wheel, you know, when I park it, so that nobody could...
06:18Oh, good idea. Chained it to...
06:20And then we went off and came back, and posed by the bike, made a few, jumped on it, helmets, forgot about the chain.
06:26Yeah. And the bike went about from here to the island.
06:30You went, you went, ah, I mean, you went, you went derriere over tet.
06:38Excuse my French.
06:40Oh, well, it's lovely to have you here. It really is. You look a lovely couple.
06:43And if you would just go over there, we'll meet the people who are going to play a bit.
06:47OK?
06:50Who are they?
06:52Our second team's from West Sussex and the Isle of Wight.
06:55Their aunt and nephew, Pat Disley and Matt Bedell.
06:59Right.
07:00Who are they?
07:01Who are they?
07:02Who are they?
07:03Who are they?
07:04Who are they?
07:05Who are they?
07:06Who are they?
07:07Who are they?
07:08Who are they?
07:09Who are they?
07:10That's fine.
07:11Now, Pat Disley, you're a secretary.
07:12That's right.
07:13And you're married to Alan.
07:14And how did you meet?
07:15What was the...
07:16What was the attraction?
07:17Well, actually, we met almost for a bet, because I used to wear very short skirts.
07:21It was the days of the Mini.
07:22Oh, the days of the Mini, yes.
07:23And I had a very short-stayed coat on, and his workmates bet him that he wouldn't ask
07:28me for a date to see if I had a skirt on.
07:30Oh, they didn't know whether you had a skirt on underneath?
07:32No.
07:33Oh, I see.
07:34So what did he say?
07:35If you've got nothing on next Wednesday, I'd like to see it.
07:38So glad.
07:39Now, you say here you'd like to meet Harry Hamlin and Jimmy Smits of L.A. Law.
07:44Oh, yes.
07:45Oh, I love that.
07:46That's my favourite programme.
07:47I love that programme.
07:48Why?
07:49Why would you like to meet them?
07:50Oh, I don't think I could say on television.
07:52Oh, really?
07:53You might be needing Arlie Becker.
07:55Why are you all going on?
07:56No.
07:57You've broken my dream, you know.
07:58Oh, really?
07:59Because I dreamt last night of Grace Van Owen, you know, the blonde girl.
08:02Oh, isn't she gorgeous?
08:03Oh.
08:04Isn't she lovely?
08:05And I said, Grace, was I grateful for what I was about to receive?
08:08I think we're ready now, so if you'd just pop back there, we're ready for...
08:14Oh, no, sorry, I haven't said hello to you.
08:16That would have been dreadful.
08:18That would have been dreadful.
08:19I'm sorry about that.
08:20And you're Matt Bedell.
08:22That's right.
08:23Bedell.
08:24You get fed up with people saying Beedle and Bedell and making a little bit of...
08:27Yes.
08:28Yeah.
08:29Alright, well, I'll just call you Matt.
08:30Right.
08:31Here we are.
08:32Welcome, Matt.
08:34Pat and Matt.
08:35Pat and Matt.
08:36Pat and Matt.
08:37Pat and Matt.
08:38Pat and Matt.
08:39Pat and Matt.
08:40Pat and Matt.
08:41Sound like a children's show.
08:42Right.
08:43And your main hobby is karate.
08:44That's all right.
08:45I've heard of the karate kid.
08:46You must be the karate man.
08:47Er...
08:48Well, if I'm going too fast, I will say that.
08:51You can make one or both of your ears waggle.
08:55Is that right?
08:56Yes.
08:57Can you do this to music?
08:58Into camera two?
08:59To music.
09:00Camera two, yeah.
09:01Is that right?
09:02Right.
09:03Cue music.
09:04That was absolutely marvellous.
09:22You've certainly warmed them up.
09:24Okay.
09:25Thank you, Pat.
09:26Over there, because I think we'll be ready now for game one.
09:28Okay.
09:29Now, before we get to game one, I'd like to mention that none of our contestants tonight know what is going to be asked of them.
09:36They do not rehearse.
09:38This is their rehearsal.
09:42Our first game is called Master of the Mace, and he certainly is a very talented young man.
09:47Let's welcome Master Colin Roberts.
09:50Yes.
09:56Thank you, Dan.
09:57Thank you, Dan,
09:58Thank you, Greg.
10:00Good dinner.
10:01Thank you all.
10:02Thank you, Dan.
11:04Oh, absolutely, absolutely marvellous.
11:11How long have you been throwing up?
11:14How long have you been mace throwing?
11:16About nine years now.
11:17Nine years, and you were the champion of Wales from 1983 to 1987.
11:22Is that correct?
11:22That's right.
11:23Absolutely marvellous.
11:23But you don't do any competitions now?
11:25No, I finished about four years ago to concentrate on my exams, but...
11:29Oh, what are your exams for?
11:30Doing a degree in German.
11:31In German?
11:32In German, yes.
11:33Oh, with a Welsh accent.
11:34With a Welsh accent, yeah.
11:34Okay, can you say in German, nice to see you, to see you, nice?
11:40Net, Suzanne, Suzanne, net.
11:41It's not so warm and friendly, is it?
11:52I'm glad I'm not a superstar in Germany.
11:55Anyway, thank you for being with us.
11:57Will you do some marking for us?
11:58Certainly, yes.
11:59Connie, you're a charmer.
12:00Over here.
12:00Okay, fine.
12:01Now, the first one on.
12:03Okay.
12:03Now, darling, when you throw this up, be careful.
12:05Don't knock yourself on the head with this, okay?
12:07Because it could be a bit nasty, but, no, have a bit of protection.
12:12A bit of protection.
12:13You can throw it where you like.
12:14All right.
12:15Now, I will shout out your instructions, so follow my instructions, okay?
12:19Yep.
12:19And don't forget, all the way through it, showmanship, the way Colin did.
12:23Real showmanship.
12:24Okay.
12:25Can we have cue music?
12:27Right.
12:2712, 12, 12.
12:34Keep going, keep going.
12:35That's it, lovely, lovely.
12:37Now with the right hand, right hand.
12:39Now with the left hand.
12:40Round the back, round the neck.
12:41Keep smiling, keep smiling.
12:43Round the neck.
12:44That's it, round the neck again.
12:46Under the legs, under the legs.
12:48Between the legs.
12:49Between the legs, yeah.
12:50Between the legs, that's it.
12:51Between the legs.
12:53Good.
12:53Lovely, lovely.
12:54Good, now the big finish, the big finish.
12:56Get rid of the big finish.
12:57Coming up and then catch it.
12:59Hey!
13:01Oh!
13:02Beautiful, beautiful.
13:03Okay, there you go.
13:06In you come.
13:08All right then, follow my instructions.
13:10Okay, and keep smiling all the time.
13:14Maybe you shouldn't bother, but here we go.
13:16Cue music, here we go.
13:17Right.
13:19That's it.
13:20Oh, that's good.
13:22Other hand, other hand.
13:25Yep.
13:26Very good.
13:27Lovely.
13:28Right, now, behind the neck, behind the neck.
13:31Good.
13:32You have the neck.
13:36You're going to get it.
13:37They're lovely.
13:39Under the legs.
13:39Between the legs.
13:40Good.
13:41That's it.
13:42Good.
13:42Between the legs, be careful.
13:44That's it.
13:44Between the...
13:45Oh!
13:46That's it.
13:46Okay, the big finish.
13:47Coming up, the big finish.
13:49Straight in the air and catch it.
13:50Oh!
13:51Done.
13:51Oh!
13:56Okay, here we come.
13:58All right, Pat.
13:59Are you ready?
14:00All the way, I'll be with you.
14:03Here we go.
14:03Cue music.
14:04Right.
14:04In front of you.
14:06Good.
14:06Lovely.
14:07Keep smiling.
14:08Keep smiling.
14:09That's it.
14:09Lovely.
14:10With the other hand.
14:11The other hand.
14:13Round the back of the neck.
14:14Round the back of the neck.
14:15Back of the neck.
14:17That's it.
14:17Back of the neck again.
14:18Good.
14:19Between the legs, then.
14:20Between the legs.
14:22Oh, be careful.
14:23Be careful.
14:24Go on.
14:25Between the legs again.
14:26I like it.
14:26I like it.
14:27Between the legs.
14:28Okay, now the big finish.
14:29Get ready.
14:30And throw that.
14:31Throw that.
14:32Hey!
14:33Yuppo!
14:35Beautiful.
14:35Martin.
14:36Lovely Martin.
14:37Go to the middle.
14:39Here we go, Matt.
14:40Okay, I'll cue you all the way.
14:41Don't worry about a thing.
14:42Cue music.
14:43Off we go.
14:43Yes.
14:43That's it.
14:48Good, good.
14:49Lovely.
14:50Now the other hand.
14:51The other hand.
14:51The other hand.
14:52Left hand.
14:53Okay, left hand.
14:54Now the right hand.
14:55Good.
14:56Down the back of the neck.
14:57Back of the neck.
14:58Down the back of the neck.
14:59Good.
15:00Very good.
15:00Very good.
15:01Down the back of the neck.
15:02In between the legs.
15:03Between the legs.
15:04That's it.
15:05Now between the legs.
15:09Okay.
15:09Get ready for the big finish.
15:10Really high.
15:11Really high up in there.
15:13Hey!
15:14Yippee!
15:17Come on, Matt.
15:20Lovely, lovely.
15:22Well done.
15:23And Colin, come in here.
15:25Well, they certainly did a few tricks I don't think you could do.
15:27That was.
15:29Excellent.
15:29Come in nice and close, all of you.
15:30First of all, we want the marks from you.
15:33But they all did well, didn't they?
15:34Oh, it was excellent.
15:35It's obvious they've done it before.
15:35What do you think about Alan?
15:37Oh, obviously they've done it before.
15:38Yeah, they've done it before.
15:39What do you think?
15:40The march in the beginning was brilliant.
15:42Yep.
15:42The way he marched up and down.
15:43Yeah, exactly.
15:44So what do you think?
15:44Eight out of ten.
15:46Yes, and he was marching up and down.
15:47Oh, got it.
15:50And how about Helen here?
15:51Oh, well, I like that she kept smiling throughout the time.
15:54She did.
15:54No matter what happens, she kept smiling.
15:56Yeah, and I liked her marching as well, so I think I'll give her seven out of ten.
15:59A seven out of ten.
16:00Well done.
16:02And what about her hat here?
16:04Well, I thought the marching and the wiggling while she was marching was brilliant.
16:08Yes, she kept the wiggling going.
16:10The wiggling was good.
16:11The timing was great, so I'll give her eight out of ten.
16:13Eight out of ten as well, Carl.
16:15Lovely.
16:17And what about Matt there?
16:19Well, he liked to rush his moves, I thought.
16:21Yes.
16:21He was trying to get it over, but as soon as he could.
16:25So I think I'll give him six out of ten.
16:26Six out of ten for Matt.
16:28All right.
16:28And thank you very much for going, Carl, and good luck for your degree.
16:32You deserve to get it.
16:33You're a very hard worker.
16:34Thank you, Colin Roberts there.
16:36Good.
16:37Lovely.
16:39Okay.
16:40What's on the board, Miss Ford?
16:42Well, Helen and Alan have scored 15.
16:45Pat and Matt have scored 14.
16:47Oh, so there's only one in it.
16:49Only one in.
16:50Okay.
16:51Our next game is called Melon Modelling.
16:54So if you'll all just pop over there.
16:56Not over there.
16:57What are you looking at?
16:58Over there.
16:59Okay, but first of all, feast your eyes on this.
17:04Now, that is very beautiful, but wait until I tell you that even the flowers at the back
17:08are all cut out of fruit.
17:11And I think there's a little round of applause all of the time.
17:16Beautiful.
17:17One of the best displays we ever had.
17:19And to show this very unique craft, we welcome now Jenny Sue Lee Cook.
17:25There you are.
17:25Hello, Jenny.
17:29How are you?
17:30Well, I did get it right.
17:32Is Jenny Sue Lee...
17:34Does it mean you're a cook or is your name Jenny Sue Lee Cook?
17:38I'm a cook and my surname is Cook.
17:40Oh, your surname is Cook and you are a cook.
17:42Okay.
17:43Now, there are so many different ways, of course, to cut a melon.
17:46You know, I used to dig a hole in it and suck it out.
17:49But, um, I'm just, I'm just, I'm a terrible when I eat.
17:55I'm dreadful like that.
17:56But anyway, the way you do it is so novel.
17:58So, will you just show us and will everybody come in nice and close so that you can see
18:02what's going on?
18:03Okay.
18:04Okay.
18:05And Jenny will explain as she goes along as well.
18:07Off you go.
18:08Okay.
18:08Just, uh, just take a bit off the bottom or the base.
18:13Extend the melon like that.
18:15And then on top, just make a little nick.
18:18Just a little nicks, these, Alice.
18:19Like this, yeah.
18:20Okay.
18:21And be careful when we do get you to do this.
18:23Yes, because these knives are quite sharp.
18:25So, although we'll be saying to you, you know, we want you to hurry up.
18:29We don't want you to hurt yourselves.
18:31So, I can't stress that too strongly.
18:32And then, oh, you do that.
18:34Turn the miller to the side.
18:35I'll turn it on the side and do the same kind of little nicks again.
18:38That's right.
18:39So, once you've done one, you can do the others.
18:41I'm not going to tell you what she's going to make until we've finished.
18:44I think we'll save that as a surprise.
18:46Shall we, Jenny?
18:47And then again, same on the other side.
18:49That side as well.
18:50Yeah.
18:50But as I keep saying, be careful of the knife with your money.
18:54Yes, because I've taken bits off my finger.
18:56Have you done it yourself?
18:58Yes.
18:58Oh, dear.
18:59Yes.
18:59Because they usually put port in the middle of lemon, don't they?
19:03Sometimes it must be blood, I suppose.
19:07In my case, yes.
19:08Where the fellow's cut his own.
19:10So, now I'm just taking the head.
19:12Oh, we're doing the head now, are we?
19:14Yes.
19:14Yes.
19:14This will give you a little clue as to what.
19:16What do you think Jenny's making?
19:19Any idea?
19:20Any idea?
19:21Just let your imagination run a while.
19:22Just let your imagination.
19:24You'll see in a moment.
19:25Just take a little bit.
19:25Now, this is a very delicate thing.
19:27Be very careful there again.
19:28Okay.
19:29Now, this is the...
19:29Now, watch this.
19:30Just push the pieces out.
19:32Just watch that.
19:33Look.
19:34There.
19:35Isn't that beautiful?
19:36I hope you're all doing this at home.
19:39And make a little...
19:40Just a little hole there.
19:43And there we have a swan.
19:46Now, a swan.
19:47Now, just a little...
19:48Isn't that incredible?
19:52Absolutely.
19:53It is so beautiful.
19:55You're so wonderful.
19:57So, will you come back to do some marking?
19:59Okay, off you go there.
20:01And if you two come over here, you come to the first one here.
20:04That's lovely, Helen.
20:05And you over there, Alan.
20:06Good.
20:07You've got about a minute and a half to make beautiful swans starting from now.
20:16That's a good start.
20:18Very good, Helen.
20:19Good start.
20:21Yes, they're all paying attention.
20:23Be careful, darling.
20:24You don't use knives very often, do you?
20:26Obsidian.
20:26Okay.
20:28Just...
20:28Yeah, take it easy.
20:30That's good.
20:30What you're doing is good.
20:32And that's very neat as well, Matt.
20:34Very good.
20:35Yes.
20:36Very neat.
20:37That's it.
20:39Fan the wings.
20:40Fan the wings.
20:42And try and get the neck in.
20:46Fan your wings, Alan.
20:47If you can find your wings, fan them.
20:53Okay.
20:54Oh, yours are fanning very nicely, dear.
20:56I don't know what she's doing over here, poor Pat.
20:59Okay.
21:01She's trying to dig it out.
21:03I said fan them, not dig them out.
21:06That's very good.
21:07Very good, Matt.
21:08Excellent.
21:09Should be getting the head on now, yes?
21:12Should be getting your head on now, please.
21:14Cut the head off.
21:15Oh.
21:16Oh.
21:16All right.
21:17Okay.
21:18Yes, if you've got a head, stick it in there.
21:20If you've got a head, stick it in there.
21:22All right.
21:24All right, Julie.
21:25Would you like to come back and do some marking?
21:27Okay.
21:28There we are.
21:30So just stand round the side here.
21:34And...
21:34There we are.
21:35Okay.
21:36This is his effort.
21:37That was his head that he never got to.
21:39It goes over there.
21:40Yes, Chinese hat.
21:43A kubi hat.
21:44A kubi hat.
21:45A kubi hat.
21:45There we are.
21:46But the fan, he was very nice.
21:48He got off to a very good start.
21:49Yes, he's got the cuts.
21:49And given a little bit more time, we'd have had the head in there.
21:53What do you think?
21:54Well, five, I think.
21:55Five out of ten.
21:56Okay.
21:57All right.
21:57We're going to even get the hair done.
21:58Here we are.
22:00Well, she did quite well here.
22:02Let's turn it sideways so that we can have a look at this.
22:05It's only a little head.
22:06It's more like a pregnant duck.
22:12Yes.
22:12But there we are.
22:13But you did this very well at the back here.
22:15Look, I mean, look at that.
22:15Oh, the fanny is very good.
22:16It's lovely.
22:17Yes, yes.
22:17What do you think?
22:19Six.
22:19Six.
22:20Six out of ten.
22:21Well done, you did.
22:22Whatever.
22:23Oh, dear.
22:25Pat got into us terrible.
22:26I mean, look at all this.
22:28I mean, look.
22:29I didn't know where they're talking about the dying swan.
22:31I think it's left us, I mean, look, I mean, God, what can you do with anything?
22:37I mean, it wasn't your kind of a game, was it, Pat?
22:39Sorry about that.
22:40But what do you think?
22:42Well, four for trying.
22:44Yeah, for standing there.
22:46Okay.
22:46Bad luck, Pat.
22:47Bad luck.
22:49Now, this.
22:50Very, very neat.
22:50I thought you didn't get a chance to fan this one out.
22:53Yes.
22:53But you see, you did very well there.
22:55The head is very good, too.
22:57Very neat.
22:57It was very neat.
22:58Very neat.
22:59You've got to make somebody a very nice wife.
23:01Yes, I think eight.
23:04Eight for that.
23:05Yes, I think.
23:05Good.
23:06Good.
23:08Yes, Sherry.
23:09Sherry, thank you so much.
23:10And the display is something you'll never forget.
23:13Thank you so much.
23:14All right, in we come.
23:15Everybody back in the city here.
23:18Well, thank you.
23:20You've got to have a lot of fun.
23:22All right.
23:23Well, what's on the board, Miss Ford?
23:25Well, Helen and Alan have scored 26.
23:2826?
23:28Pat and Matt have also scored 26.
23:3126?
23:32A tiebreaker.
23:34Oh!
23:35A tiebreaker.
23:37All right, now, he's the first one to answer the question.
23:39I must have a correct answer.
23:40All right, tiebreaker.
23:42Here we go.
23:42If Christmas Day falls on a Wednesday, what day of the week is January the 3rd?
23:50Friday.
23:51Right.
23:52You're right, Matt.
23:52Very good.
23:54Well done.
23:56That was sick.
23:57She's a student.
23:59Oh!
23:59Well, I'm sorry we lose you two.
24:01I really am.
24:02But you'll be getting a Generation Game telephone, with our love, to keep in touch.
24:06Phone me every day if you want to, if you need to.
24:08And we'll see you in our grand final, which is coming up very, very soon.
24:12Thank you so much.
24:13And bad luck.
24:14Bad luck.
24:16All right.
24:18Good luck.
24:19Well, now, who have we got left?
24:22Our third team's from Lancashire.
24:25Their mother-in-law and son-in-law, Sue Marsden and Jed Moyes.
24:30All right.
24:31Come on.
24:32All right.
24:34How are you?
24:35Good.
24:36Stand up here, let's go.
24:38Now, Sue Marsden, three times you've been married.
24:41Is that right?
24:42My goodness.
24:43You say you're footloose and fancy free.
24:46Yeah.
24:47God, blimey.
24:48You haven't worn your shoes much.
24:49What?
24:49What kind of husband are you looking for now, for a change?
24:55For a change?
24:56Yes.
24:56Oh, let me think.
24:57A 90-year-old millionaire with a heart defect.
25:02Well, if there are any 90-year-old millionaires with a heart defect looking in, what better way to go?
25:10What sort of men don't you like?
25:14Men who wear baggy white underpants.
25:17Baggy white underpants.
25:19Why, why?
25:20They turn me off.
25:21They turn you off?
25:22Um, what do you like, then?
25:24Uh, what do I like?
25:25My back tickled.
25:27Oh, do you?
25:27Yeah.
25:28Anything else?
25:28Discos.
25:29Discos?
25:30Yeah.
25:30Oh, yeah.
25:30So if there's any 90-year-old millionaires with a heart defect, who don't wear baggy white
25:39knickers, like going to discos in Blackpool, leave immediately.
25:47Right, over now to your son-in-law.
25:50It's Jed, is it?
25:51Yes, please.
25:51Jed, how are you?
25:52Okay, and you're a postman?
25:53Yes.
25:54Oh, yeah, you should have been on the show last year.
25:56Why?
25:56But we only got your letter last week.
25:57Oh, yeah.
26:04Well, your wife, your wife is Amanda, and she's a checkout lady at a supermarket.
26:10Yes.
26:10Oh, yeah, so you get plenty of special offers.
26:12Your children, any children?
26:16Two.
26:16Two children, yes.
26:17Two girls, that's it.
26:18Were you there, you know, when they were born?
26:20Yes, yeah.
26:20Oh, you were?
26:20I was there for the first one.
26:22Oh, for the first one?
26:22What happened?
26:23Well, it was a long labour for 36 hours in all.
26:2736 hours?
26:28Yes, yes, and I stayed there all the time.
26:31Did you really?
26:32Bless your heart.
26:33Good lad.
26:34And I didn't go out for any food, nothing.
26:36Didn't go out for any food?
26:37I found this tube of toothpaste.
26:39So I held it up, like, every 30 minutes or whatever, just keep on eating it, and eventually
26:44I finished the tube and I was looking at some more.
26:47You ate the whole tube?
26:49The full tube, yeah.
26:51Within the 36 hours, yeah.
26:52Yeah, I know, 36 hours, yeah.
26:54Well, I've heard of a fish paste sandwich, but never a toothpaste.
26:57It's not a bad idea, because I suppose while you're eating a toothpaste sandwich, you can
27:01eat it and clean your teeth at the same time.
27:03I just made myself laugh.
27:12Evidently.
27:13And, uh, so while she was pushing, you were squeezing.
27:19And I bet in the end you were both foaming at the mouth.
27:22Thank you very much for being here.
27:30If you'll pop over there, we'll be with you in a minute.
27:33All right, we'll see who you're going to play against.
27:35And, Rosemary, they are?
27:37Well, the fourth team's from Glasgow.
27:39Their father and daughter, Morris and Anne O'Connell.
27:43Okay.
27:45All right, all right.
27:46Nice to meet you.
27:53Okay, and it's Anne O'Connell.
27:55You're a supervisor for the Temp Help Service.
27:58That's right.
27:58And you are Anne, is that right?
28:00Yes.
28:00I don't want to be personal.
28:01You are Anne, with an E.
28:02Yes.
28:02You definitely have an E.
28:03Definitely.
28:04Do you get annoyed if the...
28:05Very annoyed.
28:05So do I.
28:06But for the other reason.
28:08You get annoyed if people take...
28:09I get annoyed if people an E on my name.
28:12Because it's F-O-R-S-Y-T-H, no E.
28:15Now, I don't mind if it's Bruce Forsythe, then a gap, then the E.
28:18Because then it's Bruce Forsythe, entertainer.
28:23All right.
28:24Now, you like men in blue jeans with ponytails.
28:30Is it really?
28:31Why is this?
28:32I don't know.
28:33I just think it's very attractive.
28:35Oh, you do?
28:36It sort of turns you on?
28:37Sort of.
28:38I'll make a note of that.
28:41Blue jeans with ponytails.
28:43Thanks.
28:45Wranglers with danglers.
28:50That's it.
28:51Yeah.
28:53Now, you are Morris.
28:54You're her father.
28:55Yes.
28:56Bad luck.
28:57Right.
28:58Well, you work for a computer company.
29:00I do.
29:00And everything's at your fingertips, of course.
29:01You're married to Kathy.
29:02You met her at the Ministry of Pensions.
29:04And you got engaged.
29:06How did you get engaged?
29:07Well, I proposed to her.
29:08Well, you'd normally do it.
29:17All right.
29:17Okay.
29:18One up to you.
29:20How did you engage?
29:21Well...
29:21Where and who with?
29:22And, you know, tell us.
29:23No, it's an old Scottish tradition to...
29:25Oh, an old Scottish tradition.
29:26Yeah.
29:26Oh, a Scottish tradition, yes.
29:27Not proposing, but the way you do it is to sort of take a half bottle of whiskey and
29:31go along.
29:31Oh, you take a half a bottle of whiskey?
29:33Mm-hmm.
29:33Oh, I see.
29:34And then ask her father for permission to marry her and drink the half bottle of whiskey.
29:37Oh, that's the old Scottish tradition.
29:38Of the old man, yes.
29:39Oh, yes.
29:40Was it a full miniature when you started?
29:44Think about that.
29:46Yes, I am as well.
29:47Right.
29:48Oh, your ambition is singing it as top of the bill at Sunday night at the Palladium.
29:52A bit late for that, I think.
29:53Yeah, but this isn't the Palladium, we can do the next best thing.
29:56Okay.
29:57When you get off there, and you get off, and I'll introduce you.
30:01Okay.
30:01We'll make a...
30:02What about San Francisco?
30:03Do you know that?
30:04San Francisco?
30:05Okay, fine.
30:06Just applause, everybody.
30:07Applause.
30:13Thank you, Luciano Pavarotti.
30:17He was a nice little Italian singer, wasn't he?
30:19Yeah, couldn't understand a word he sang about.
30:21But now, ladies and gentlemen, our top of the bill.
30:24The one and lonely, only, probably the greatest singer of our generation.
30:30What's your name, man?
30:32Maurice O'Connell.
30:35In here.
30:39My heart, the last bit.
30:43In San Francisco.
30:45The last bit, my heart, wait for it.
30:47Beyond the blue.
30:48Beyond the blue and the windy sea.
30:56When I come home to you.
30:57When I come home to you, San Francisco.
31:04Big sinish, big sinish.
31:05Your golden sun will shine for me.
31:13Oh, my God.
31:16How about it?
31:18Oh, my God.
31:19How?
31:20Oh, great.
31:23Oh, wonderful.
31:25How about it?
31:26Oh.
31:29Oh.
31:32We'll let you know.
31:34But don't hold your breath.
31:36Thank you so much.
31:36You're a sport.
31:37You really are a sport.
31:38Okay, now, our third game is called Smooching Statues.
31:43But first of all, feast your eyes on...
31:46We are there feasting their eyes on that already.
31:50There we are.
31:51It's, of course, Rodan's The Kiss.
31:55It could be called The Snog.
31:58Depends who you are and where you are and what you're doing, I suppose.
32:01But will you get up and come with me now?
32:04Okay.
32:04Just come with me and have your last look at the original.
32:09Okay?
32:09Just have your last look at your original over there.
32:13Okay?
32:14Because we don't want you to see that.
32:16Now, look, pay attention.
32:17All these bits stick together.
32:19So if you think this goes on there, you just stick it like that.
32:22See?
32:24They all stick together.
32:25So it's yours to find out.
32:27Away you go.
32:28It's as simple as that.
32:29You've got about a minute and a half or two days starting from now.
32:35Right.
32:37Off you go.
32:46Believe me, it all does fit.
32:49I was playing with this all last night.
32:50I hope you're playing with this atone.
33:14Well done.
33:14Oh, dear, oh, dear.
33:28Fifteen seconds.
33:36Fifteen seconds.
33:42Come on, stick something.
33:44At least stick it on.
33:45Stick it on.
33:47Can't stick it somewhere.
33:48Stick it on.
33:48Okay.
33:49Right.
33:50Time's up.
33:51Time's up.
33:51Ready up to start.
33:53All right.
33:54Stay here.
33:55Stay beside.
33:55Stay beside.
33:57That's it.
33:58In you come, Rosemary.
34:00I don't know about the kiss.
34:03This is more like...
34:03This is more like the morning after the night before.
34:08Right, but at least you got the body on very well.
34:13So I'm going to give you two points for the body.
34:16And actually, the head is...
34:18Two points for the head.
34:19Because the head is pretty good.
34:21And you've got a man's leg on a man's body.
34:23That's good.
34:24So you get another two points there.
34:26So you're doing very well.
34:27And this arm is good.
34:28That's another two points.
34:30So let's see what you did with her.
34:31Yes, you've got another arm on here.
34:33So another two points.
34:35Well done, indeed.
34:35She's slipped off a bit because...
34:38You see...
34:39She should be up a bit.
34:45But at least you've got a leg on her.
34:47And there...
34:47And a leg's on her there.
34:48So I think one point for each leg.
34:52Oh, yeah, and this arm.
34:53Yes, although you didn't get it round,
34:55it's one point because you didn't get it round his neck.
34:58Okay, but very good.
35:00I mean, look at this.
35:01Look at this.
35:02I mean, just a little whisper.
35:05Well, the head's on the body, the man's body,
35:17but it's facing the wrong way.
35:18And you've got a man's leg on a woman's...
35:20You know.
35:22So I don't know how to start this.
35:24You see, the body's in the wrong place.
35:25You're going to get anything for the body.
35:27You've got an arm here where a leg should be.
35:31You've got another leg there.
35:34You've got one leg...
35:35I'll give you two for that leg.
35:37Two for that leg.
35:39And, er...
35:40It's just...
35:42It's just a terrible mess.
35:44I mean, you don't get anything for a spare.
35:48Not in this thing.
35:49So I'm afraid that's all I can give you.
35:53I'll give you six.
35:58Sorry, darling.
35:59Sorry.
35:59That's it.
36:00Oh, okay.
36:01Two for that.
36:02Right.
36:02Sorry.
36:03All right.
36:04Okay.
36:04Off you go.
36:05Come back here.
36:07There we are.
36:07And come back here.
36:08There we are.
36:09That's it.
36:10Come back here.
36:11Come back here.
36:11Oh, my goodness.
36:13So, what's on the board, Miss Ford?
36:20Sue and Jed have scored 13.
36:22Anne and Morris have scored six.
36:24Oh, yes.
36:25Six.
36:26So, we're going to be set up there because you've got a lot of fun.
36:30So, we're now ready for our fourth game, which is called Spot the Dog.
36:35Not Spot the Dog, but Spot the Dog.
36:38Okay?
36:41So, get to your lecterns.
36:42Over there, get to your one.
36:44And you come over here with me.
36:45And you come around here with me.
36:46And I get behind this one.
36:48And you come here through here.
36:49That's lovely.
36:50Now, you're going to see five different breeds of dogs.
36:53All we want you to do is name what kind of breed of dog you think it is.
36:57Okay?
36:58Could we have dog number one, please?
37:06He's a sweetie.
37:08Or she's a sweetie.
37:09There we are.
37:10Very nice.
37:11Okay, dog number two, please.
37:13You've got some answers over there, Rosie?
37:15Yes, we have.
37:16Good.
37:16We've got answers here.
37:17Lovely.
37:17Okay.
37:18There we are.
37:19Down.
37:19I'll give you a clue with this one.
37:21It's not a big, wide-eared terrier.
37:23It is not.
37:25It is not.
37:26Okay, dog number three, please.
37:30Oh, look.
37:32Who washed her hair today?
37:35You can't do a thing with it.
37:38Very pretty.
37:39Okay, dog number four, please.
37:41You've got answers over there?
37:43Yes, we have.
37:43Good, good.
37:44We've got an answer.
37:44We've got three here.
37:45Good, we've got three here.
37:46Fine.
37:47Here we are.
37:48Now this one, very strong dog indeed.
37:51Get through anything, he would.
37:53Get through anything.
37:55That's fine.
37:56We've got answers.
37:57Doll.
37:57And the last one.
37:58Here we have the last one, number five, mother and family.
38:06There's all her family.
38:07There she is.
38:08A very proud mother of those lovely puppies.
38:12Have a guess.
38:13Right, number one in.
38:14We've got answers for everything.
38:16Hello, my dear.
38:17Thank you for bringing this little sweetheart along.
38:19What's that?
38:20Come round here.
38:20What's his?
38:21Is it he?
38:22She.
38:22Oh, she.
38:23Yeah, what's her name?
38:25Topaz.
38:25Topaz.
38:25Topaz.
38:26Come on.
38:26Come to Uncle Bruce.
38:27Topaz.
38:28And what breed of dog?
38:31Larsa Apso.
38:32A Larsa Apso.
38:34What have you got that side?
38:35Anne and Morris have both written Pekingese.
38:38Pekingese.
38:40Understandable.
38:41Pekingese.
38:42Okay, now what have we got here?
38:44We've got a Shih Tzu.
38:46No?
38:47At least you spelt it right.
38:51Thank goodness for that.
38:52And we've got Pekingese as well.
38:55So no points for anyone.
38:57Well done, you little topaz.
39:00Topaz.
39:00That's right.
39:01Now, this is a wonderful specimen.
39:02How old?
39:03Five.
39:03And it's a he?
39:05Yes.
39:05Oh, yes.
39:05I can just see.
39:06Yes, five.
39:08Just, just, quarter glimpse.
39:10Yes, okay.
39:11And what breed of dog?
39:13He's a giant schnauzer.
39:14A giant schnauzer.
39:17Okay, what have we got there?
39:18We have a hound.
39:19A hound.
39:20And a bearded collie.
39:21I tell you what, Boris, it's a damn good job you can sing, mate.
39:30I tell you what.
39:31Okay, now then, nothing for that.
39:33We've got a big black dog.
39:36Okay, and we've got here, uh, a terrier.
39:49Spot the dog.
39:50A terrier.
39:51So we don't get anything for that.
39:53We don't know much about schnauzers.
39:55Okay, so, oh, here comes this little sweetheart.
39:58And is it he or she?
39:59Um, a he.
40:00You weren't sure yourself.
40:01I see a he, and what breed of dog?
40:05Bichon Frise.
40:06Oh, of course, a Bichon Frise.
40:09All right, so what have we got over there?
40:11A Bichon Frise.
40:12Poodle.
40:13A poodle.
40:13And what have we got?
40:15A miniature poodle.
40:16A miniature poodle.
40:17So nothing for that.
40:18We're doing well at this game, aren't we?
40:19We've got poodle.
40:20We've got poodle.
40:21We've got nothing for that at all.
40:23Now then, in you come.
40:24Oh, what about this one?
40:26What about this one?
40:27Now, a very strong-looking dog as well.
40:30And it is a he?
40:32Actually, it's a bitch.
40:33A bit?
40:34Oh, I mean, you didn't have to say that.
40:36I know life's a bitch sometimes, but then we have to get on with it, don't we?
40:40And what breed of dog?
40:41She's an Alaskan Malamute.
40:43An Alaskan Malamute.
40:45Now, what have you got over there?
40:46We have husky.
40:47Husky?
40:48Good.
40:49That, you'll get one point for it.
40:50One point we've got!
40:54So good, thank you, so good.
40:57Now, tell me what Morris has got, and I'll send for one of my pills.
40:59We have another point.
41:00We have husky.
41:01Another husky.
41:02Good boy!
41:03Another point.
41:04Well done indeed.
41:06We've got a husky.
41:07Yay!
41:08Yay!
41:09And we've got a husky.
41:10Yay!
41:13Who said this game wouldn't work?
41:14OK, and here we have mother and family.
41:18Now, they really are, they're beautiful.
41:21And they're so, the fur is so soft and beautiful and clean.
41:25She looks a bit knocked out, doesn't she?
41:27Looking after me.
41:28OK, you deserve a sit down.
41:30And what is she?
41:31English setter.
41:32They're the English setter.
41:33Of course, the red setter, and then the, er, the, er...
41:36Excuse me.
41:37Yeah, of course, yeah.
41:38It's a bit like that.
41:39I know, because the Irish setter is red, yeah.
41:42What have we got over there, er, what have we got?
41:44Don't scratch yourself in the middle of the show.
41:47Right, what have we got over there?
41:48A long-haired Dalmatian.
41:50A long...
41:50A long-haired Dalmatian?
41:54No wonder she's sitting down.
41:55What about...
41:56Morris has just written Spaniels.
41:58A Spaniel?
42:00Good, the longest-looking Spaniels I've ever seen.
42:03OK, we've got a Dalmatian, as well.
42:07And you...
42:07Oh!
42:08Setter!
42:08A setter!
42:10One point!
42:11One point!
42:12Well, thank you, all you lovely dog owners,
42:15and thank you for your dogs.
42:16They really are.
42:17They're a credit to you.
42:18They really are.
42:19Have a laugh, back here.
42:25Well, we hope you enjoyed that at home,
42:28and we hope you did better than we did at home.
42:30But anyway, what's on the board, Miss Ford?
42:32Well, Sue and Jed have scored 16.
42:35Anne and Morris have scored 8.
42:37They are.
42:39Well, well done, you two.
42:41Well done, you two.
42:42But we do give you a Generation Game telephone to each of you
42:46to keep in touch with us.
42:47All right, then?
42:48And thank you for being on the show.
42:50Now then, let's remind ourselves
42:53of who you'll be playing in our grand final.
42:57And if we've got you,
42:58oh-oh!
42:59And we've got a grand final for you.
43:01Put yourself down there.
43:02Give me that jacket, will you, my lad?
43:04That's fine.
43:04And put this one back for me.
43:06Jolly good.
43:06There we are.
43:07You're working for me already.
43:08Good, fine.
43:09Now, probably you've guessed with me,
43:11sort of putting this on.
43:12You've probably guessed that it's going to be a dance.
43:14But I've got just a bit of setting up to do.
43:19So if you'll excuse me just for a couple of seconds.
43:22Oh, Rosemary, you look lovely.
43:25The dress is wonderful.
43:26Because we're going to do the merengue.
43:28Right.
43:29Now, you've never done that before, have you?
43:30No, I haven't, but I'm looking forward to it.
43:32Oh, good.
43:33Well, you see, it's a very intimate dance, you see.
43:35And I didn't want you to think I was taking liberties.
43:37So I've asked my wife to come along tonight, you see.
43:40Because we do this dance in Puerto Rico all the time.
43:43And as I said before, it's a very intimate dance.
43:46And I didn't want you to think that I was coming on a bit strong.
43:50Oh, no, Bruce, of course.
43:51That's all right.
43:53Well, don't pat me like a dog, dear.
43:54For goodness sake.
43:55I'm not a larger apso, for goodness sake.
43:58We've done all that.
43:59Anyway, ladies and gentlemen, here she is,
44:01Wilnelia Merced Forsyth.
44:07The dress looks marvellous.
44:15And it's a different colour to roses, so that'll work out fine.
44:19It's absolutely, absolutely perfect.
44:21Can I have a word?
44:26Who's the fella?
44:28Paco.
44:30Paco who?
44:31Paco González RodrÃguez RamÃrez Morales Gomez de la Cruz.
44:35I don't want to know his religion.
44:38Just tell Paco to pack up and pack off.
44:41I can't do that.
44:42Why not?
44:43Paco is the merengue champion of the whole South America and Puerto Rico.
44:47But when we're in Puerto Rico, you always dance the merengue with me.
44:50I know, darling, but this is television.
44:55Oh, that's nice.
44:57Sorry, Rosemary.
44:58I'm sorry about that.
44:58Just a little bit of a...
44:59Yeah, well, never mind all that.
45:03Just do the basic step so that Rosemary can see what the dance is all about.
45:09Just the basic step, okay?
45:12You see, that's the...
45:13Hold on, hold on.
45:14Just a minute.
45:15Oh, wait.
45:16Oh, wait.
45:16Not so close.
45:17That's better.
45:24Cue music!
45:26You'll soon get me out of here.
45:27There's a dance you've got to dance called the merengue.
45:30Send them in.
45:31Go ahead.
45:31There's a chance you'll find romance when you merengue.
45:33Okay, you got it.
45:35There's a dance you've got to dance.
45:37Don't be sure they don't try.
45:38Got it?
45:38Very nice.
45:39Oh, no.
45:40Don't do the merengue.
45:42Look at me.
45:42Oh, you can see this.
45:44Let's get even closer.
45:46She's thinking, yes, you'll be the first to know, sir.
45:49When you hold each other tight.
45:51When you know you've got it right.
45:53You can dance all through the night when you merengue.
45:57La mada.
45:58No gas, yes.
45:59La salsa.
46:00No gas, yes.
46:01La samba.
46:02No gas, yes.
46:03Merengue.
46:04Merengue!
46:04Woo!
46:05Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
46:14She's the only dance for every life and lover.
46:23With a hidden meaning that you'll soon discover.
46:27You can groove around the line or do it on a song.
46:31Either way you'll get the hots when you merengue.
46:35Polero.
46:35No, gracias.
46:36Fernando.
46:37No, gracias.
46:38El Taipo.
46:39No, gracias.
46:41Merengue.
46:41Merengue!
46:43Woo!
46:44It's the hardest dance to keep the Caribbean
46:52Take a sip if you're a drunk and European
46:55If you do the swing and sway
46:58You get a piece of spray away
47:00All you gotta do is say
47:02I love my leg game
47:03My leg game!
47:14Thank you Rosemary, that was lovely
47:24And thank you Pacso
47:25I think I was right the first time
47:30Anyway
47:31Thank you my darling
47:36Will you come back and do some marking for us?
47:41Yes of course, I'll be delighted
47:42Oh that's lovely
47:43And will you tell Paco to let go of my hand?
47:48Paco, que le suertes la mano por favor
47:50Yes
47:51And will you ask him to do a bit of marking as well?
47:54Ahora pasaremos a dar la puntuación
47:56That would be a great pleasure Bruce
47:59Oh God I thought you said you were the merengue champion of South America
48:09Sorry darling, I lied
48:10She lied, get down there
48:13Thank you a bit of marking
48:14Thank you very much
48:15Well
48:16That's all there is
48:19That's all there is to it
48:21Alright now then
48:23We've got the vital toss up
48:24So heads or tails?
48:26Tails
48:26Sue
48:27Tails
48:27It's heads
48:28It's heads
48:28You see
48:29It's heads
48:30So you've lost the toss
48:31Do you want to go first or second?
48:33I've got to go first
48:34First
48:34Get it over with
48:35Okay
48:36Off you go over there
48:37Rosie
48:37Take them round the back there
48:39Get them changed
48:39And would you put these two in a couple of very large bin liners?
48:44Okay
48:45Here we go now
48:46With merengue
48:47Take two
48:49Oh
48:51Lovely
48:52Lovely
48:53Oh great
48:55Absolutely
48:55Now do it
48:56Just let's
48:57Let's try the basics thing
48:59Okay
48:59Oh that's good
49:01That's good
49:01That's lovely
49:02Have you ever done this before?
49:03No
49:03Well let me know if you want to do it again
49:05Well
49:05This is good
49:06Now let me put you with Matt here
49:08It's auntie and nephew isn't it?
49:10Right we'll make the best of it
49:12It'll only be for a minute
49:14Just get the basic step
49:15And then we
49:15Okay cue music
49:16That's good
49:17That's very good
49:18Easy
49:19Isn't it?
49:22Okay dear
49:23Come here with me now
49:24Lovely
49:25Lovely
49:25Come on
49:28Look at me
49:33Look at me
49:33Cheap to cheat
49:36Cheap to cheat
49:36Cheap to cheat
49:38Hands up
49:41Lovely
49:42Go down your body
49:42Stay in your body
49:44Okay
49:44Help yourself
49:45Help yourself
49:46Help yourself
49:46Go down your body
49:47You have to
49:48move yourself
49:49Let's see
49:50No
49:51No
49:52No
49:52No
49:54No
49:54No
49:55No
49:56No
49:56No
49:58No
50:02No
50:02No
50:03No
50:03No
50:04No
50:05No
50:06No
50:07No
50:08No
50:08No
50:09Go
50:10No
50:10Look at me
50:11No
50:11No
50:12Good, shake it. Good, lovely. Very good, Matt. Over here, Matt.
50:26No gracias. No gracias. No gracias. No gracias.
50:32Good, lovely. Change partners, change partners.
50:46Okay, dear. And arms up too.
50:54Oh, okay.
50:58Hiya, hiya!
51:00Merengue!
51:02Yes!
51:04Well done!
51:06What a bad!
51:08Whoo!
51:10All righty.
51:12Over there you go. Well done, well done.
51:16It's not merengue, I feel like a squash meringue.
51:20Here we go, merengue, take three.
51:24Oh, come on, here.
51:26You look great. You look great.
51:28You look great. Absolutely mad.
51:30You look mad.
51:32Sue, and don't worry dear, I haven't got baggy underwear on.
51:36Just, here we go, that's it.
51:40Oh yeah, she's all there.
51:42And plenty of it. Here we go.
51:44This will be good.
51:46Is it your mother? Mother-in-law.
51:48Mother-in-law!
51:50Mother-in-law!
51:52Okay, get back on the lines here.
51:54And start you off, okay?
51:56When you hear the music, away you go.
51:58Then we'll take you after that.
51:59We just want to see the basic step.
52:00Cue music!
52:02Good.
52:04Yeah! You got it!
52:06There we go.
52:08Okay, here we go.
52:10There we go.
52:12Back again, back again.
52:14Look at me, look at me.
52:16Look at me, look at me.
52:20Jesus!
52:22No!
52:28Help yourself, help yourself!
52:30No!
52:32No gas, yes!
52:34No gas, yes!
52:36No gas, yes!
52:38No gas, yes!
52:40No gas, yes!
52:42No gas!
52:44Get me right now!
52:46Look, nice, it's all working!
52:48Okay, quick!
52:50Another thing to go to Bruce.
52:52Tango, tango, tango!
52:54You're about to be jumped.
52:56Jump!
52:58Jump!
53:00Jump!
53:02This step, face to front.
53:04Good, lovely!
53:06Come with me, come with me!
53:08Look back here!
53:10No, gracias!
53:12Tandango!
53:13No, gracias!
53:14El tango!
53:15No, gracias!
53:16Merengue!
53:17Merengue!
53:18Do the stick!
53:19No!
53:20No!
53:22Yeah!
53:23Yeah!
53:24It's the hardest test to keep the camera!
53:27Change partners!
53:28Oh!
53:29Oh, darling!
53:30Thank you!
53:31Ah!
53:33No!
53:34No!
53:35No!
53:36No!
53:37No!
53:38No!
53:39No!
53:40No!
53:41No!
53:42No!
53:43Get rid of the knee!
53:44Get rid of the knee up!
53:45Knee up!
53:46Knee up!
53:47Knee up!
53:48Oh, my God!
53:49OK, come on!
53:53OK!
53:54Come on!
53:55Come on!
53:56Come on!
53:57Come on!
53:58You're lovely!
53:59Oh, my goodness!
54:00What about all four of these people?
54:02What about them?
54:03Oh!
54:06And now, your lady and Richard, will you come back and do some marking, please?
54:11Oh, lovely!
54:12Suck your car!
54:14Very lovely!
54:17I can see you're having a laugh over there!
54:19You are, you are!
54:20So, what do you think, my love?
54:21First of all...
54:22Well, I thought there was a lot of fun, anyway.
54:24There was excellent.
54:25They did very well.
54:26I love the way Sue moved her bottom.
54:28Oh, she did!
54:29It was...
54:30Yes!
54:31I think she was a little bit too close.
54:32She was a bit too close.
54:33I told you, Sue.
54:34It was very, very good.
54:35Yeah.
54:36So, how many marks, darling?
54:37Well, we couldn't really make our mark.
54:39Oh, really?
54:40We decided to give couple number one 18 points.
54:43Yes.
54:44Now, for Pat and Matt, they were very exciting.
54:46They had lots of energy.
54:47Matt, well, you both did all the steps, so we gave them 18 points as well.
54:50As well!
54:52So, it's a draw!
54:54Another tiebreaker!
54:56All right.
54:57Now, well, thank you again, my darling, for being a part of it.
55:00And thank you, Richard Calkin, for being such a marvellous sport as well.
55:04OK.
55:05Thank you very much.
55:06All you know.
55:07Up there, then.
55:08Well, another tiebreaker.
55:09As I said before, it's the first one to answer.
55:11Thank you, Rosie.
55:12First one to answer.
55:13Here we go.
55:14What relation to you is your mother's husband's mother?
55:18Grandma.
55:20Grandma, you're right.
55:21Well done, indeed.
55:22Well done, indeed.
55:23Well done, indeed.
55:26It's a shame that anybody should lose after that.
55:28You really were so marvellous.
55:30But we do give you, as it's the grand final, you do have some answering machines, some generation
55:34game answering machine telephones for both of you.
55:36And thank you for being with us.
55:38You were lovely and we're sorry to lose you.
55:40There you are.
55:41And you two, step down the bathroom.
55:43Hurry, hurry, hurry.
55:44Go on.
55:45There you go.
55:46Time to waste it.
55:48Open the doors.
55:50There you are.
55:51Lovely.
55:52Now, lots of articles are going to pass before your eyes.
55:53Have a real good look.
55:54Everything you remember, you will take home with you tonight.
55:56Okay.
55:57You've got 40 seconds.
55:58Good luck to you.
55:59Starting from now.
56:01A selection of adult board games, including the generation game.
56:05A basket of melons and fresh fruits.
56:08An espresso coffee maker.
56:09A case of champagne.
56:11A personal karaoke machine, a microphone.
56:14A set of maracas.
56:16A company tie.
56:19Four ties foaming, washing up liquid.
56:22Rodan's The Kiss statue.
56:24An electronic keyboard.
56:26A table lamp and shade.
56:28A cordless telephone.
56:30A pair of fine antique prints.
56:33A swimsuit, snorkel and flippers.
56:36A blabbermouth talking radio.
56:38A sports bag.
56:40A video games console.
56:43A set of lace table linen.
56:46Okay.
56:47Keep thinking nice thoughts.
56:48Round and come now.
56:49Sit down on the chairs there.
56:51That's it, good.
56:52Now, okay.
56:53Now, we want you to think and remember as many of those articles as possible.
56:58There'll be 40 seconds, you'll get the first 20 seconds and then there'll be a funny noise and you'll take the next 20 seconds.
57:04Okay, good luck to you for this part.
57:06Okay, your 40 seconds starts now.
57:09Maracas, Cuddly Toy.
57:10Maracas, Cuddly Toy.
57:11Maracas, Cuddly Toy.
57:12Uh, karaoke machine.
57:13Karaoke machine.
57:14Telephone.
57:15Um, flowers, champagne.
57:17Champagne.
57:18Uh, keyboards.
57:19Keyboard.
57:20Uh, radios.
57:21Uh, radios, good.
57:23Cuddly Toy.
57:24Cuddly Toy.
57:25Cuddly Toy.
57:26You've got this statue in our game.
57:27We did.
57:28That's it.
57:29The kiss.
57:30The kiss statue.
57:31Okay, yeah.
57:32Yeah.
57:33The ball games.
57:34Yeah.
57:35Lamp.
57:36Uh, games.
57:37Uh, China.
57:38Broken China.
57:39Do you like coffee?
57:40Coffee.
57:41Coffee maker.
57:42Coffee maker.
57:43Old ball.
57:44Old ball.
57:45Washing up liquid.
57:46Washing up.
57:47Liquid.
57:48What's that?
57:49Liquid.
57:50Oh, yeah.
57:51Oh, my.
57:52Didn't they do well?
57:53Come on.
57:54Up you go.
57:55Come on.
57:56Up you go here.
57:57Lovely, lovely, lovely.
57:58Lovely.
57:59You didn't get, you didn't get the video.
58:03You didn't get the cylinder.
58:04But you've got all the other stuff here.
58:06And I'm so glad you've got the, uh, the foaming, the four-size foaming washing up liquid
58:10because that is a tabletop dishwasher.
58:13How about that?
58:14And you've got the maracas.
58:16The first thing you said, you know what that is?
58:18That's a family holiday for four in Spain.
58:21Hey!
58:24Are you happy?
58:25Oh!
58:27Oh, yeah.
58:28Well, you've made us happy as well.
58:29You've been absolutely marvellous.
58:31On behalf of Rosie and Michelle, goodnight.
58:34We'll see you again next week.
58:35Goodnight.
58:36God bless you.
58:37And everybody, merengue!
58:39Is the hardest band's to hit the camera rolling?
58:41Well, be a big one.
58:42Is the hardest band's to hit the camera being?
58:49It's the hardest dance to hit the camera beating
58:58Take a tip if you're a drum and you're a beat
59:02If you feel the swing or sway
59:04If you hear a piece of spray away
59:06All you gotta do is say I love my reggae
59:09Let's make it!