The contestants in this episode are Shirley & Martin Sherington from Derbyshire, Peter Finch (no, not that one) & Julie Herbert from Dorset & Yorkshire, Lynn & Steve Hardy from Nottingham, and Ken Ing & Lesley Meade from Surrey & Buckinghamshire. Bruce Forsyth hosts as usual, assisted by Rosemary Ford and he has a couple of sparky contestants in this one to bounce off on. Among the games are Jigalow (Irish dancing from students of Tony Tirrol's School of Dancing), Tunes on the Telly, Play with Roses (marizan modelling, NOT suggestions involving Miss Ford) and The Waiting Game, where the couples have to play at being waiters - complete with tons of plates to clear! The finale features a guest appearance by Dennis Quilley as a judge in a bizarre game of Court Opera, where the remaining couples have to sing through the sketch. The contrast between the vying couples could not be more different. By the way, if you are wondering where Episode 11 is, it was originally broadcast the day before this episode and was a Children in Need Special. Sadly Challenge TV didn't repeat it in their ongoing run and it does not seem to be on Youtube or anywhere, which is why it is missing from my uploads. Remember, you are welcome to post these (or any of my videos) elsewhere if you so wish. They are here for people to enjoy and for those who might be looking out for stuff like this. Enjoy.
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00:00Life is the name of the game
00:04And I want to play the game with you
00:07Life can be terribly pain
00:11If you don't play the game with two
00:14And I want to play the game with you
00:18Thank you very much
00:32Good evening
00:37Good evening ladies, gentlemen, children
00:41Welcome to the Generation Game
00:43Nice to see you, to see you
00:45Thank you
00:47That did help a bit
00:49Do I look worn out?
00:51Do I look worn out?
00:54I said worn out, not clapped out
00:56Oh, I'm tired
00:58It's been a long day today
01:00All go, you know, all go
01:01We started here this morning at 9 o'clock
01:04And we didn't finish until 5 past
01:06Including the tea break
01:09And speaking about tea breaks
01:11Here's our little sweetener
01:12The lovely, the gorgeous, Rosemary Ford
01:15I hear you've got a new car
01:28Yes, I have
01:29And it's just perfect
01:30Oh, you haven't
01:32Oh, by the way
01:32You haven't had to change your name at all
01:34To Rosemary Ferrari
01:35No, or Rosemary Skoda
01:38Oh, I was just going to say that
01:40No, when it comes to cars
01:41I'm more, you know, middle of the road
01:43Yes, I've seen you drive
01:44Well, you're a fine one to talk
01:47What?
01:47When I passed you this morning
01:49The police had stopped you
01:50Oh, yes
01:51Do you know
01:51Do you know what he said?
01:53They accused me of knocking over 85 cones
01:57How could you possibly knock over 85 cones?
02:01When I hit the ice cream van
02:02Oh!
02:05And the policeman
02:05The policeman
02:07The policeman was very annoyed
02:09Oh, how could you tell?
02:10Well, he had a choc eye sticking out of his ear
02:12A choc eye?
02:15I thought he'd go on longer than that
02:17Anyway, yeah
02:18Shall I introduce the team?
02:20Oh, what a good idea
02:21Yes, go on
02:22Get them on, get them on
02:23Right
02:24Get them on
02:25She can sing this kid
02:27She can sing
02:27Right, go on
02:28Right, our first team's from Derbyshire
02:30They're mother and son
02:32Shirley and Martin Sherrington
02:33Right
02:34Shirley Sherrington
02:45And you're a material controller
02:47What material do you control?
02:49Spare parts for engines and gearboxes
02:51Oh, so people come to you for a bit of spare?
02:54Yeah
02:54Yeah
02:54You're married to Keith
02:58And you met at ballroom dancing classes
03:01Oh, that's nice
03:01And how did you get engaged?
03:03Well, we had a big row
03:04Oh, you had a big row?
03:05The first one we'd ever had
03:07The first one?
03:07Oh, it's always the worst, didn't it?
03:08We broke up for a couple of weeks
03:10Oh, did you?
03:10But we had a big dinner dance to go to
03:12So we decided that we'd go to the dinner dance
03:15And halfway through the night
03:16He put his arms around me
03:17And kissed me
03:17Well, of course
03:18And that's it
03:18And, you know
03:19And the ballroom dance
03:20Come here
03:21And when you ballroom dance
03:22You know
03:22Sort of body language takes over
03:25It does
03:26I don't know why they call it body language
03:28You know
03:28Who wants to talk at a time like this?
03:30What's your favourite to dance?
03:33Quick step
03:33Quick step
03:34Okay, start with your right foot
03:36Oh, you can ballroom dance
03:44That's lovely
03:46That was good
03:47You're awesome
03:48Thank you
03:49Not bad
03:51You're sort of moulded to each other
03:56See, there's nothing like the old ballroom dancing
03:59Right, now this was very interesting
04:00You often visit your friends Doreen and Geoff in Bolton
04:04And they always insist that you and Keith sleep in their bedroom
04:08That's right
04:08Yes?
04:09Well, after a good night at the club
04:10You went to bed in their bedroom
04:12And they went to bed in the spare room
04:14Well, that sounds all right
04:16So what happened then?
04:17Yes, but it was in the middle of the night
04:19Oh, in the middle of the night?
04:20After this?
04:21Geoff gets up to go to the toilet, you see
04:23Oh, yes, yes
04:23But he doesn't get back in his own bed
04:25He gets back in literally his own bed
04:27Oh, I see
04:27So he just goes into his room
04:29And gets in bed
04:29And he gets in bed with me and Keith
04:31Yes, yes
04:32So I've got one man on this side
04:33And one man on that side
04:34And they're both stalkers
04:36No
04:36Well
04:38We have a lot of action replays
04:40Yes, I think
04:41But you did say you're in the spare part business
04:44Well
04:45Well
04:46Sleep
04:48I just wanted to recycle myself
04:51Right
04:51Over to Martin
04:52That's a funny story
04:53Do you go there always?
04:54Yeah, we do
04:55Yeah
04:55Once a month
04:57Right, once a month
04:59Let's see now
04:59Martin Sherrington
05:01And you're a clerical officer at British Rail
05:03That's what
05:04British Rail, the clerical officer
05:05Yes
05:05Oh
05:06So you count the leaves on the line
05:08You are
05:11You've got his food in his pocket
05:12You're single and you have a girlfriend
05:14What's her name?
05:15Jana Leparco
05:16Oh, that big part
05:17Jana Leparco
05:18Jana Leparco
05:19Oh, Irish
05:20Italian
05:23Yeah
05:23She has
05:24Irish-Italian
05:25I see
05:25She has a very loud and distinctive laugh
05:28Yeah
05:28Well, she obviously isn't here tonight
05:34Now, one Friday night after a long drinking session
05:38You fell asleep at a mate's house
05:40And it was a big mistake
05:41Why was that?
05:42Woke up on the Saturday morning about midday
05:45Looked in the mood
05:46And my so-called friends
05:47I shaved half my left eye bath
05:49Yeah
05:50Just shaved the whole eyebrow
05:52Yeah
05:52Just with a normal raisin
05:54Oh
05:55So you don't get as, you know
05:57As good nights as your mum
05:59In those situations
06:00I'll see you later
06:03Right
06:03Over you go over there
06:05And thank you for being here
06:06Nice
06:06Thank you
06:06What about that?
06:10What about that?
06:11Bolton, you see
06:12Bolton
06:13Okay
06:13And who else have we got?
06:15Our second team's from Dorset and Yorkshire
06:18Their uncle and niece
06:19Peter Finch and Julie Herbert
06:21Oh, you're
06:21Yeah
06:21Yeah
06:22Now, it's Julie Herbert
06:32And you are a full-time student
06:34Studying for bed
06:35Oh, I should be so lucky
06:37I think you're probably
06:39Bachelor of Education
06:40Honours degree
06:41Oh, Bachelor of Education
06:43Honours degree
06:44That's right
06:44That's why it's bed
06:45Sorry
06:45Okay
06:47And what are you studying?
06:48I'm training to be an infant teacher
06:50An infant teacher?
06:51That's right
06:51I see, lovely
06:52Well, your boyfriend is Neil
06:54And you met him over the frozen peas
06:56At Sainsbury
06:57Something just clicked
07:02Sounds like love at frostbite
07:05Well, he's now my fiancé
07:08So something did click
07:09Oh, something did click
07:10He's now your fiancé
07:11Well done, well done
07:12You were hypnotised at college
07:14And had to perform a Madonna song
07:16Evidently your performance was X-rated
07:19Oh, really?
07:21Did you bring your Madonna costume?
07:23Oh, I didn't
07:24Oh, good
07:24No, I'm glad
07:25You don't get anything for a pair
07:27Over there to your uncle
07:32Oh, it's uncle, isn't it?
07:33That's right, Bruce
07:34Uncle Peter French
07:35You're in the windows, doors and conservatories business
07:38You're married to Gillian
07:39Mm-hmm
07:39For 22 years
07:40And the wedding was a knockout
07:42How was that?
07:43Well, it certainly was, Bruce
07:44At the time I was serving with the armed forces in Germany
07:46Oh, yeah
07:47And I was on duty that night
07:48You must have been an officer
07:49Well, you know
07:51Well, I was a sergeant
07:52And then I did, in fact, go to Mons Office of Cadet School
07:55Yeah, I thought so
07:55He's got that look about you
07:56It's very interactive
07:58But you look like an officer
07:59Thank you very much
08:00Although the shirt lets you down
08:01But it's...
08:01You could have been an officer
08:07Right, let's go
08:07Well, anyway
08:08On the night prior to my wedding
08:10I was actually on duty
08:11And I had to close a company bar
08:13That bar had actually only opened that evening
08:15Yeah
08:15And, unfortunately, the occupants of the bar
08:18Who were somewhat inebriated
08:19Took exception
08:20And they were somewhat of a fracas
08:21Oh
08:22And I ended up in hospital with a broken jaw
08:24No
08:25But this is the day before your wedding
08:26That's correct, yes
08:27Oh, my goodness
08:28I bet the vows were good, you know
08:30Well, I didn't have much to say
08:31Aye, aye, Geeta
08:32Forget her or her work
08:36Is there anything good about all this?
08:40Well, yes, there was, actually
08:41Because when I actually came out of hospital
08:44With a wired-up jaw
08:45Yes
08:45My wife thought I was the best kisser in the land
08:47Oh, you improved your kissing?
08:49Well, yes
08:49Have you tried?
08:50Well, I might try that
08:51Well, they couldn't use wire on my chin
08:53They steal cable
08:54You know
08:54All of them panic
08:58Right, er, is that
09:01Oh, is that right?
09:02You have a naval background?
09:03Yeah, that's right
09:03My father was in the Royal Naval
09:04Oh, because most people have them in the front
09:06Unless you're a rear admiral
09:09Oh, don't forget it
09:12Oh, don't forget it
09:13Anyway, lovely to meet you
09:14Peter and Julie
09:15Over there, we've got a game coming up
09:17Nice people
09:18Nice people
09:20Now that
09:22Before our first game
09:24I'd just like to remind you
09:25That our contestants have no idea
09:27What we have planned for them
09:30Okay?
09:30Our first game is called
09:32Jig-A-Long
09:32Please welcome
09:33Some of the pupils
09:35From the Tony Tyrell
09:36School of Dancing
09:37Jig-A-Long
09:38Thank you
10:08Oh, yeah
10:38What about that?
10:43Lovely
10:44Well done
10:44Well done
10:45Thank you
10:46Well, that's all there is to
10:50Aren't you glad you came?
10:53Right
10:54Well now, thank you
10:55Colette
10:55And Desmond
10:57Kim
10:57And John
10:58And over you come
10:59The first pair
11:00Okay
11:00Now the ladies are going to be this side
11:03So Shirley
11:04You just get in here
11:05On that
11:06Stay on that mark
11:07You can record near that mark
11:08If you can
11:08There again
11:09Martin
11:10You stay on your mark there
11:10And when the gentlemen take over
11:12You join in with the gentlemen
11:13Irish dancing
11:14Take one
11:16Very good
11:25There he goes
11:26There he goes
11:26There he goes
11:27Very good
11:27Very good
11:28Okay
11:29Okay, yeah
11:33OK, yeah!
11:51Well done, yes!
11:53That's it!
11:55Well done!
11:57Well done!
11:59And good job, I tell you that.
12:01Come over there, if you will, just wait a while.
12:03Could we have the other two on?
12:05Nice and quick, Julie, you come over here.
12:07And there's the mark there.
12:09The ladies start this off, so you join in with the ladies to start with.
12:12Then you join in with the gentlemen.
12:14Are we ready now? Good luck for this!
12:16Irish dancing, take two!
12:31Very good!
12:33Yes, good!
12:35OK, go on, Peter!
12:37Close your mouth, close your mouth!
12:43Close your mouth, close your mouth!
12:54Very good!
12:55Come along!
12:57Absolutely marvellous!
12:59Well done indeed!
13:01Your military training helps you there!
13:03Over here, if you will, after your mouth!
13:05And thank you!
13:06Stay there, stay there!
13:07But thank you once again, the Tony Tyrrell School of Dancing!
13:10Thank you so much!
13:13And now to mark this, please welcome the man himself, Tony Tyrrell!
13:17There we are!
13:22Hello, Katie!
13:23How are you?
13:24Hello, Katie!
13:25Well, thank you for bringing some of the pupils from your school to be with us!
13:28No, thank you!
13:29But you know, Irish dancing, that goes...
13:31How far does it go back?
13:32Oh, it goes back to the 1400s!
13:34The 1400s?
13:35Yeah, the dancing fragments, the 1400s!
13:36My goodness!
13:37And of course, tap dancing must have started much later than that!
13:40Tentating stuff!
13:41And now, look, anyway, you're here to do some judging!
13:43First of all, over this side, Shirley and Martin!
13:45Now, I must admit, I was very impressed, made a tremendous effort!
13:49I gave Shirley a seven, after ten!
13:51Yes!
13:52She made a great effort and kept on time!
13:54Yes, she did!
13:55Smart and brilliant vitality, so I gave him a total of each after ten!
13:58Yes, Abby, that's very good!
14:00Yes, she did!
14:01Julie did very well!
14:03Julie did very well!
14:04Julie did very well!
14:05She threw herself into it!
14:066 out of 10, she did!
14:076 out of 10 for Julie, yes!
14:08And Peter...
14:09He was a bit military!
14:10A bit military, yeah!
14:11Yes, but very good!
14:12And I gave Peter seven!
14:13Peter seven!
14:14Okay, well, once again, thank you, Tony Tyrrell!
14:18And no more Irish dancers!
14:21And thank you for all for being with us!
14:23Okay, now then, what's on the board, Miss Ford?
14:27Shirley and Martin have scored 15, Julie and Peter have scored 13!
14:31Oh, only two minutes!
14:32Only two minutes!
14:33Only two minutes!
14:34Okay!
14:35Right!
14:36Our next thing is called Tunes on the Telly.
14:40Ladies, to the lecterns, and gentlemen, get to the back of the tables!
14:44Here we go!
14:45Here we go!
14:49Now, you're going to hear the theme of a popular TV show!
14:53Okay?
14:54A lovely programme!
14:55Ladies, write down what programme you think it is!
14:58Okay, gentlemen, you raise an article that you think is associated with that programme!
15:04Okay!
15:05So, I think we're ready now for TV theme number one!
15:09Have we got an answer there?
15:10Yes, we have!
15:11We have got an answer!
15:12Good!
15:13Of course, it was...
15:14Miss Marples!
15:15Mrs. Marples!
15:16Miss Marples!
15:18Hee-yawn!
15:21Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
15:22Have we got an answer there?
15:23Yes, we have!
15:24Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha – we have got an answer!
15:25Good!
15:26Of course it was...
15:27Miss Marples!
15:28Mrs. Marples!
15:29You're absolutely right!
15:30So, what did we get over there?
15:32Miss Marples!
15:33Oh, very good!
15:34Right, and the handbag and the knitting!
15:35Oh, aren't you clever?
15:36Yes, fine!
15:37We are.
15:38Well, we've got Miss Marples as well!
15:39We've got the handbag as well!
15:40Hehe, I...
15:41So, it's two points each to each theme!
15:43A good start!
15:44Very good. Very good.
15:46Right.
15:48Yeah, can we have the next one, please?
16:06OK, have we got an answer?
16:08Yes. Yes?
16:10OK. You've got an answer? Yes, I have.
16:12Alright, I can see you. I can see you, Peter.
16:14OK, so,
16:16now then, the
16:18show was Magnum.
16:20Magnum, what have you got over there?
16:22Space Invaders.
16:24Space Invaders, and he's got on
16:26the American Football
16:28helmet. OK, so you don't get
16:30anything. We've got
16:32not a clue.
16:34Not even give us a clue.
16:36I mean, that would have been nearer, wouldn't it? Not a clue.
16:38But, we do have
16:40a clue.
16:42Well done indeed.
16:44Well done for the one point.
16:46OK, the next one, please.
16:48Just have a guess, you know, just have a guess at anything.
16:54I don't think I've heard of that one.
16:58Well, you made it out.
17:00Oh, good.
17:02Have you got your own company?
17:04Right, you should have got in for the franchises.
17:06Right.
17:08OK, so you've got an answer.
17:10You have an answer.
17:22Good. Now, it was the sky at night.
17:24Patrick Moore's show.
17:26It's only been on for 34 years.
17:28So, what have you got over there?
17:30One's made up too, country gardens.
17:32Country gardens.
17:33Sounds a bit like it, yes, but you're way up.
17:35But, we have the telescope.
17:36You have a telescope.
17:37Well done.
17:38One point.
17:43We've got dream boat
17:45that she's made up completely,
17:47but we have the telescope as well.
17:48Well done for one point.
17:50OK, now the next one.
18:07Right, have you got an answer?
18:08I've got an answer, yes.
18:09You've got an answer, right.
18:10Well, the answer is Top Gear.
18:13What did you get over there?
18:14Casualty.
18:15But, we have the car horn.
18:20You have the car horn.
18:21Well done, Peter.
18:22Well done.
18:23One point.
18:24OK, it works.
18:26We've got hopeless at this.
18:30But at least you're honest.
18:31At least you're honest.
18:32OK, and we've got the car horn.
18:34Yes, he works well.
18:36Well done.
18:37One point.
18:38OK.
18:39And now, the last one.
18:41That started a murmur out there.
18:48My favourite show.
18:53Oh, don't you watch this.
18:55I'll do it for companies.
18:56Can't think what it's called.
18:58Oh.
18:59Oh.
19:00Have we got an answer?
19:01Have we got an answer?
19:02Come on.
19:03Put any show down.
19:04Put the generation game if you like.
19:07Oh, she did as well.
19:09All right.
19:10Have we got an answer over there?
19:12Yes.
19:13Now, of course it was L.A. law.
19:15Oh, that's it.
19:16Watch that.
19:17Oh, yeah, watch that every week.
19:18She watches it every week.
19:19Right, what have you got?
19:21Star Wars.
19:24Star Wars.
19:25OK, miles out.
19:26And what about, he's got the stethoscope.
19:28Why did you pick hold of the stethoscope?
19:30What show did you think it was?
19:32Peter?
19:33Sort of casualty type.
19:34Casualty?
19:35Hospitals show.
19:36At least you're thinking right.
19:38I mean, together.
19:41Right, now we've got, oh yes, we've got Generation Game here, but we have got the gavel, which
19:46is L.A. law.
19:47Well done.
19:48You were marvellous at this market.
19:50OK.
19:51Exactly.
19:52Come here.
19:53Come here.
19:54Come back here.
19:55All right.
19:57I'm telling you what, I wouldn't have got any of those myself.
20:00Anyway, what's on the board, Miss Ford?
20:03Shirley and Martin have scored 21.
20:0521.
20:06Julie and Peter have scored 17.
20:08Oh, bad luck, you too.
20:10But we do give you a Generation Game telephone, and thank you so much for being a part of it,
20:14and your Irish dancing, wait till you see that.
20:16Wait till you see it.
20:17OK, and we'll be seeing you in our grand final, which is coming up very soon.
20:21Off you go, and we'll see you later.
20:22Very nice people.
20:23Yes.
20:24Ah.
20:25There we are.
20:26Typical there, OK.
20:27Typical.
20:28Typical.
20:29There we are.
20:30Now, who have we got now?
20:32Our third teams from Nottinghamshire, their mother and son, Lynne and Steve Hardy.
20:37There we are.
20:38OK.
20:39Lovely.
20:40Welcome.
20:41Now, it's Lynne Hardy.
20:42Oh, kiss me, Hardy.
20:44I'll make a note of that.
20:45Push over.
20:46Now, you're a checkout operator.
20:47That's right.
20:48And you used to be a dinner lady.
20:49That's right.
20:50Oh, so supermarkets and dinner lady at school that is.
21:04That's right, yeah.
21:05Oh, so you've always worked with little baskets.
21:06Yes.
21:07And big ones as well, I bet, yes.
21:12I bet, yes.
21:13You're married to Graham and you met at a dance hall.
21:15That's right.
21:16Oh, another one who met at a dance hall, yeah.
21:17Now, Graham asked your dad for your hand in marriage while they were in the gents.
21:23What?
21:24In the gents' toilet, was that?
21:27Well.
21:28I mean, what happened, for goodness sake?
21:29He was picking up courage the whole evening.
21:31I never thought he would ask.
21:33Yeah.
21:34And then Graham, my dad went to the toilet and Graham got up to go with him and he gave
21:38me the wink, as if so, right.
21:39And he went out there and he says, could I ask for your daughter's hand in marriage?
21:43Yeah.
21:44And my dad says, well, son, what have you got to offer?
21:46Oh, I suppose you got the idea, when he walked into the toilet, yes, all the cubicles
22:03were engaged.
22:04And that gave him the, oh, the pennies just dropped.
22:07I see.
22:08Right.
22:09It was very interesting, so I never heard of one like that.
22:11Oh, is that a shirt?
22:12Oh, I had some wallpaper like that in my kid's room.
22:15Is it the same at the back?
22:17Oh, yeah, no improvement.
22:18Right, fine.
22:19Anyway, Steve, welcome.
22:21And you're a reprographic planner.
22:25That's good, yes.
22:26And your girlfriend is Angela.
22:28She was one of the lads for about a year.
22:30That's right, yes.
22:31Does she have an operation or something?
22:32Well, Amelia, what happened then?
22:35She used to hang round with all the lads.
22:37Oh, hang round with all the boys.
22:38I see, I see.
22:39So that's her.
22:40And she used to choose all my girlfriends for me.
22:43Oh, did she?
22:44Used to choose?
22:45And then one day she turned round and decided to choose herself.
22:48So she walked up to me and slapped a big kiss on me.
22:51Oh, lovely.
22:52And that was it.
22:53That's lovely.
22:54That's beautiful.
22:55You'd like to meet Bruce Forsyth because you've heard he's a bit of a golfer
22:58and perhaps he could teach you to beat your boss.
23:01All right, yes.
23:02Here's your first lesson.
23:03Never beat your boss.
23:07Anyway, Stephen, thank you for being here.
23:09Lynn, pop over there.
23:10And we've got another couple for you.
23:12Clare again.
23:13I'm not.
23:14Clare then.
23:16Now, who's the last lot?
23:18They're from Surrey and Buckinghamshire.
23:20Their father and daughter, Ken Ng and Leslie Mead.
23:23All right, just there.
23:24How are you?
23:25Jolly good.
23:26Now, it's Leslie Mead.
23:27Are you in the soft furnishing business?
23:28That's right, yes.
23:29And also a part-time modelling?
23:30Yes.
23:31You do.
23:32Oh, yeah.
23:33I thought so.
23:34I could tell by the wall.
23:35Lovely.
23:36You're married to Steve.
23:37You have two boys.
23:38That's right.
23:39You met Steve in a pub on the Thames.
23:40It was love at first sight.
23:41You say tight jeans on a good-shaped bottom must have been the main attraction.
23:42That's right.
23:43Love at first sight?
23:44Yes.
23:45Oh, yes.
23:46We all know where you were looking.
23:47Where did you go on your honeymoon?
23:48Well, we went to Mauritius.
23:49Oh, lovely place.
23:50Which was lovely.
23:51But we didn't go when we got married.
23:54Oh, I see.
23:55We had to wait four months.
23:56Because it was the rainy season in October.
23:58And we went to Mauritius, which was lovely.
24:01Oh, lovely place.
24:02Oh, beautiful.
24:03But we didn't go when we got married.
24:06Oh, I see.
24:07We had to wait four months.
24:08Because it was the rainy season in October.
24:10So you waited until your actual proper sort of honeymoon night?
24:14That's right.
24:15So it was good weather.
24:16Yeah, yeah.
24:17So we had a very long wedding night.
24:18You certainly did.
24:19Yeah, we were exhausted by the end of April.
24:22I thought so.
24:23Yeah, we were.
24:24After all that practice.
24:25You'd like to meet most Sean Connery?
24:27I would.
24:28Why, pray tell me why?
24:29Well, he's such a gentleman.
24:30I'm sure he'd give a, you know, a really good night out and treat you like a lady, really.
24:34Yeah, I'm sure he'd get round to that.
24:35Yeah.
24:36Did you see Sean on the Wogan show when I was on with him?
24:41No, I didn't.
24:42I'm sorry.
24:43Oh, well, it was quite mild, you see, because Clive Anderson was the host that time.
24:48Mm-hm.
24:49And then he introduced Sean, and Sean walked right past Clive Anderson, grabbed hold of
24:54me and kissed me.
24:55You know, if you can treat me like a lady, you'll have no problem with me.
25:00I'll tell you that, no problem at all.
25:02Anyway, over now to your father.
25:04Ken Ng.
25:05That's I-N-G.
25:06That's right.
25:07Yeah, it's an unusual name.
25:08Ken Ng.
25:09I see.
25:10And you're a retired consultant.
25:12Why, didn't anybody turn up?
25:13No.
25:14I see.
25:15How embarrassing.
25:16Yeah.
25:17Well, you're married to Sheila.
25:19How did the engagement go to Sheila?
25:21Well, it was our first holiday on our own.
25:23Really?
25:24Yes, yes.
25:25And we went to the boarding house, and we looked at the price of the rooms, and it was,
25:30I can remember now, four pounds a double.
25:32Oh, dear, that's great.
25:33And three pounds for a single.
25:35Yes, yes.
25:36So, Sheila quickly turned the engagement ring round.
25:39Yes.
25:40When we went in to the landlady, and we booked a double, of course.
25:43Oh, of course.
25:44Of course, who?
25:45Yes.
25:46Who's to know?
25:47Yes.
25:48And then, of course, the next day, went down to Woolworths in Bathstable.
25:50Yes.
25:51And bought a cheap, they used to sell cheap reading means, you know.
25:53Of course, you're telling me.
25:54Two shillings.
25:55And then we stayed for a fortnight for virtually two-thirds of the price.
26:11Quite right.
26:12Quite right.
26:13Why not?
26:14Right.
26:15You got married in 1954.
26:16Was the service nice?
26:17Well, yeah, the service was lovely, but I made one mistake.
26:20What was that?
26:21I bought the new pair of shoes.
26:22Yes.
26:23Just when you kneel down at the altar.
26:24Yes.
26:25I'd forgotten to take the price label off of the soul.
26:28And everybody was laughing.
26:29Nineteen and eleven.
26:30Nineteen and eleven.
26:31Nineteen and eleven.
26:32Nineteen and eleven.
26:33Nineteen and eleven.
26:34That's a shame.
26:35Still overlasted well.
26:40Still got a bit of a shine on.
26:41That's fine.
26:42Well, now, Leslie, so your name used to be Ing then.
26:45We did.
26:46Yes.
26:47Leslie, yes.
26:48I was missing for nineteen years.
26:50Missing.
26:52I'm not even going to try to stop that.
26:55OK?
26:56I'm beaten.
26:57I can miss.
26:58Thank you very much for being here, Ken.
26:59You're delightful to be here.
27:00Over there, we've got a game coming up.
27:01Over there, there you go.
27:02Nice people again.
27:03What nice people.
27:05Now then.
27:08Our next game is called Play It With Roses.
27:11Now look at all those lovely things.
27:13They are all made out of marzipan.
27:15I think that is absolutely tremendous.
27:18All those lovely things were made by the very talented fingers of Mr. Keith Wright.
27:24Now then, you're the pastry chef at the Grange Hotel in Ipswich.
27:36Yes.
27:37OK, fine.
27:38And how long did it take you to make the display?
27:40Because I was saying to me, it is really lovely.
27:42How many hours?
27:43About eight hours work.
27:44I should think so.
27:45And the fruit, it is absolutely fantastic.
27:47So you're going to do a little marzipan thing for us?
27:50Yes.
27:51OK.
27:52I won't tell you what it is.
27:53You'll probably guess.
27:54Come over here.
27:55There we are, Keith.
27:56In there you go.
27:57You've got it there.
27:58Lovely.
27:59So get in so that you can see well.
28:00Don't crowd him too much, but make sure you can see everything he does.
28:03Are they all in?
28:04Good.
28:05Away you go, Keith.
28:06First of all, you see, you've cut off a bit of marzipan there.
28:09Watch how much he took there and give it a good roll.
28:13As Keith's doing.
28:15Lovely.
28:16Have a look at the size of that.
28:19And then you'll clip it off a bit.
28:21Keith.
28:22OK.
28:23In you go.
28:26I can't see myself.
28:27But do you want the back of it?
28:29Yeah, just the back of it.
28:30Because you want to get the cameras in.
28:31Just to there, if you will.
28:32Sorry about that.
28:33Good.
28:34Now you see this bit?
28:35You can see him now.
28:36He's just taken that first bit, you see, and he's spreading it out.
28:40Now he's cutting it a little bit.
28:42You see?
28:43Putting all the spirits there.
28:45Now with this bit, you just...
28:47Just roll it around.
28:48Start to roll it around there.
28:52You know what you're going to...
28:53Yes, you know what he's going to make?
28:54What's he going to make?
28:55A rose.
28:56Of course a rose.
28:57Yes.
28:58By any other name.
28:59Might be a dandelion when I'm done.
29:01It might be a dandelion.
29:03It might be a few things when you've all had to go.
29:05But there again, see the way this is...
29:07And that's just an ordinary book cover, is it?
29:10Yes, Pinch from the BBC.
29:11Pinch from the BBC.
29:12Lovely, lovely.
29:14Fine.
29:15Now you see each one he presses, and there goes on that.
29:20Lovely.
29:21Lovely petals.
29:23Like the old joke, you know, your lips are like petals.
29:28Rose petals, no.
29:30Bicycle petals.
29:31What an old joke.
29:32Oh, that was really...
29:33That was from pantomime, that.
29:35Yeah.
29:36But you see the lovely way it takes shape now.
29:38He's just pressing each one.
29:39I mean, look at that.
29:40It's a beautiful shape.
29:41Isn't it?
29:42Lovely.
29:43Absolutely lovely.
29:44Very delicate and very beautiful.
29:47Now, it goes on there.
29:50And cuts off that little end bit there.
29:54So he's just got the flower.
29:57And there we go.
29:59Didn't feel a thing.
30:00And on it goes there.
30:02And just have a look at that.
30:04Let's have a look now.
30:06Isn't that beautiful?
30:08Look at that.
30:09Right?
30:10Wonderful.
30:11Will you come back and do a bit of marking?
30:13Oh, yeah.
30:14Don't leave us.
30:15Don't leave us.
30:16Okay, just get in there, and you just come to your tables over here.
30:19Okay?
30:20Just stand there.
30:21You've all got your bits and pieces.
30:23Okay, you've got about one and a half minutes to make a beautiful rose starting from now.
30:34Okay.
30:35That's it.
30:36Make sure you cut off that first lump and roll it out.
30:41Right there.
30:42Okay, make sure you roll that out.
30:46It's very important.
30:47You get enough stuff, not too much and not too little.
30:50Oh, that's coming on nicely, isn't it?
30:52Yes.
30:53That's very good.
30:54That's it.
30:55Okay.
30:56Well, where did this come from?
30:59That was on the end here, wasn't it?
31:02Well, there.
31:03You can have that back just in case you need it.
31:05Okay.
31:06Okay.
31:07That's it.
31:08Where are we up to?
31:09You've got a minute left.
31:11And you should be getting the best, and you should be starting to make out the petals
31:17now.
31:18Your base should have been done, and now your petals need to be sort of cut off and shaped.
31:23And shaped.
31:36He's getting on.
31:38That's it.
31:39On goes.
31:40Oh, that's not bad.
31:41That's not bad at all.
31:42That's not bad at all.
31:43Lovely.
31:44Come on, darling.
31:45You've got to start pressing those down quick.
31:48You haven't got much.
31:49You've only got 15 seconds left.
31:50Come on.
31:51Press them down.
31:52Get your petals.
31:53Come on.
31:54Get your petals on your...
31:55That look like a...
31:56Is that the base?
31:59I thought it was a sparrow's foot.
32:02That's just what it looked like.
32:04Okay.
32:05Oh, very good.
32:06Very good, Martin.
32:07Very good indeed.
32:08You've got your stalk on.
32:09Get your stalk on.
32:10Get your stalk on.
32:11Get your stalk on.
32:12Get your stalk on.
32:13Get your stalk on.
32:14And stand with your nose held high.
32:16Yes.
32:17Come back, Keith, and do a bit of marking.
32:19Come back, Keith.
32:20Come back, Keith.
32:21Come back, Keith.
32:22Come back, Keith.
32:23Come back, Keith.
32:24Now then, this doesn't look a bad effort to me.
32:27Do you think?
32:28No, it's not...
32:29The buds form properly.
32:33The leaves are...
32:34The buds are...
32:35The bud is in the middle there, lovely,
32:36and it's just before I...
32:37There's nothing to be in there.
32:38I think if you put it in the oven,
32:40I think it would have all opened out somehow.
32:42But what do you think?
32:43Not a bad effort.
32:44Not a bad effort.
32:45I'll give him six.
32:46Six out of ten.
32:47Well done.
32:48Well done indeed.
32:51Lynn got a bit behind.
32:53She was rushing like mad at the end.
32:55There it is.
32:56I mean, it's a bit top-heavy.
32:57There we are.
32:58But there it is.
32:59Now, let me...
33:00The petals are a little bit too thick.
33:01They were a bit thick.
33:02But she did rush it at the end, you see.
33:04She was...
33:05I think we'll give four for that one.
33:06There'll be four for that one.
33:07Not you.
33:08Not you.
33:09Yeah.
33:10It's a bit thick, but not you, Lynn.
33:12I wasn't being rude to you.
33:13Now then, how...
33:14Oh, that's prettier than I thought.
33:16Yes.
33:17The bud's firm.
33:18Yeah, the bud's...
33:19It's a big bud, isn't it?
33:20Yeah, it is, yes.
33:21You've got a big bud there, isn't it?
33:22Yes.
33:23Uh-huh.
33:24Yeah?
33:25It's quite nice.
33:26We've got the right amount of petals.
33:27We'll give that one seven.
33:28Yes, seven.
33:29Very good indeed.
33:30Excellent.
33:31Very good.
33:32Now, as Jimmy Wheeler used to say,
33:34if you're going to have one, have a big one.
33:37All right, Ken?
33:38If you're going to have one, have a big one.
33:40But, I mean, look at the...
33:45I'm sorry, Ken.
33:46I wouldn't have done that for the world,
33:47but there's no hope it would stay on his...
33:49I mean, he would stand there, so, yes.
33:51OK, so, anyway, there it is.
33:54There it is.
33:55The shape's there.
33:56The bud's full.
33:57He's got so many petals on there, doesn't he?
33:58Yeah, he's got the right amount of petals.
33:59He has got the right amount of petals?
34:00Yes.
34:01And it's a big rose.
34:02That's a big rose.
34:03We'll give him six for a good try.
34:05Six for a good try!
34:07APPLAUSE
34:10All right, thank you very much for being a part of it, Keith.
34:13It's a lovely day, but thank you for being Lewis.
34:15OK, come on, come on, come on, come on.
34:17Come on, come on, come on, come on.
34:19Come on, come on.
34:20Come on, come on.
34:21Come on, come on.
34:22Well, now.
34:23Well, now, what's on the board, Miss Ford?
34:25Well, Lynne and Steve have scored ten.
34:28Leslie and Ken have scored thirteen.
34:30Oh, OK.
34:31Oh, OK, OK.
34:32All right, Tim.
34:34Let's go over there, if you will.
34:36Just let's all go over there.
34:37Our next game, our next game is called The Waiting Game.
34:42The Waiting Game.
34:43Now, do you eat out a lot?
34:45We do.
34:46Do you like to be served?
34:47Do you like people to serve you?
34:48Yes.
34:49Oh, good.
34:50Because, well, yes, right.
34:51Now, would you please welcome Mr. Graham Clark.
34:55There we are.
35:01Now, you work for Ring and Brimer.
35:04They're a very old firm, aren't they?
35:06Yes, we've been in operation since 1690.
35:08Catering services all over the place?
35:10All over the place to anyone.
35:11And many of the big sporting events?
35:13Most of the big sporting events.
35:14Most of the big ones.
35:15OK.
35:16Well, now, go to your table there and just show us what you're going to do.
35:21Good.
35:22Right.
35:23Well, ideally, you start from the right-hand side, always clearing from the right.
35:27So we take that one off into your left hand.
35:29And everything must be cleared on your left arm.
35:43It's a bit tricky bouncing all this lot all at once.
35:50But it does, in theory, all fit.
35:56You're all good, customer.
35:57There we are.
35:58There we are.
35:59That's the way you do it.
36:00Thank you, Graham.
36:01There you are.
36:02That's all there is to it.
36:03Will you come back and do some marking?
36:04Of course.
36:05You see?
36:06And all of this, you've got to do this all with the left-hand balancing.
36:21The other is for putting them on there.
36:23OK.
36:24So if you're just...
36:25Who are the first two?
36:26These first two.
36:27Go over there.
36:28Good.
36:29Yes.
36:30Come through the middle here.
36:31Get through the middle.
36:32And you do...
36:34You start here.
36:35OK.
36:36And get to the end there.
36:38And you go this way.
36:39All right?
36:40That's right, isn't it?
36:41OK.
36:42So you start there.
36:43There's your four.
36:44You do this four.
36:45You do this four, Madame.
36:46You do the other four.
36:47Now, make out.
36:48It's New Year's Eve night.
36:49The people are getting restless.
36:50They want to get...
36:51It's 12 o'clock and everything like that.
36:52So off you go.
36:5330 seconds.
36:54And move yourselves starting from now.
36:56Come on.
37:0720 seconds left.
37:08So keep yourselves moving.
37:10Keep yourselves moving.
37:1120 seconds left.
37:12Don't forget those side plates.
37:15Try and stack the side plates on.
37:17Even if you can't do it the way Graham did.
37:19Sort of keep her going.
37:21Well done.
37:22Get the side plates as well.
37:23How long have we got left?
37:24Five seconds left.
37:25Quick.
37:26Through the middle.
37:27Come on.
37:28Through the middle here.
37:29Come on.
37:30Hold it up.
37:31Hold it up.
37:32There you go.
37:33There you go.
37:34There you go.
37:35Through here.
37:36Now go.
37:37Through here and there.
37:38Come on.
37:39Heel.
37:40Heel.
37:41Come on.
37:42Move yourself.
37:43There we are.
37:44OK.
37:45Get over the other side there.
37:46That's lovely.
37:47That's lovely.
37:48OK, Graham.
37:49He did very well all of them actually.
37:55They were faster over there.
37:57But first of all, come here.
37:59OK.
38:00First of all, let's see Steve's.
38:01Well, everything's off the table.
38:03Yeah.
38:04Everything's off the table.
38:05Oh, wait a minute.
38:06No.
38:07One plate left.
38:08It's all right.
38:10OK.
38:11Right.
38:12So, yes.
38:13He left one plate on the table.
38:14He left one plate on the table.
38:15And he was late actually.
38:16And he was late.
38:17He was late coming back.
38:18Only four.
38:19Oh, Martin.
38:20Only four.
38:21So, there we are.
38:22How did Lynn do?
38:23She did better, I thought.
38:24Yes.
38:25She's got everything there.
38:26Got everything off.
38:27Yes.
38:28And she's got it all in the left hand.
38:29And she was sort of...
38:30She's trying hard with it.
38:31We've got to give her six.
38:32Yes.
38:33You got everything off.
38:34That's the main thing.
38:35Put them down there, never darling.
38:36OK.
38:37Six.
38:38Now, could we...
38:39Well, we got them in the wrong order.
38:40But never mind.
38:41Let's get to the back of Ken here.
38:42And if we'd just move a bit forward there.
38:43He did drop a few.
38:44But they were through much quicker than the others.
38:46But then it was only here that he dropped them.
38:48But he did drop them all the same.
38:50But what do you think?
38:51So, he got everything off at all on his left arm.
38:53He's supporting it now.
38:54For five.
38:55Five there.
38:56Very good.
38:57Very good.
38:58And the last one here.
39:01Yeah.
39:02You can support it with both hands now.
39:03That's fine.
39:04OK.
39:05What do you think about...
39:06Everything off the table.
39:07It was supported with the right hand a lot of the time, wasn't it?
39:10She was, was she?
39:11Oh, you were...
39:12But it's stacked nice.
39:13We'll give that one five as well.
39:14Yeah, but it's stacked...
39:15She's stacked nice, then.
39:16I'll give my love to the baby.
39:17Will do.
39:18Thank you very much.
39:19OK.
39:20Give her a rusk.
39:21Thank you very much, Brian.
39:22There we are.
39:23Oh, sorry, I shouldn't have helped you.
39:24Are you all right?
39:25Come on.
39:26Come on.
39:27Come on.
39:28There we go.
39:29There we go.
39:30There we go.
39:31There we go.
39:32There we go.
39:33There we go.
39:34There we go.
39:35There we go.
39:36There we go.
39:37There we go.
39:38There's a very good thing to do.
39:39OK.
39:40What's on the board, Miss Ford?
39:41Lynne and Steve have scored 20.
39:4320?
39:44Leslie and Ken have scored 23.
39:46Oh!
39:47There we go.
39:48Well done, you two.
39:49Bad luck, you two.
39:50You will get a Generation Games telephone with our love to each of you.
39:54And thank you for being part of our show.
39:56If you just pop off there.
39:58Ah, that's lovely.
39:59That's lovely.
40:00And let's remind ourselves of who you'll be playing in the grand final.
40:09Have we got a grand final for you.
40:12First of all, I'll just tell you that it's musical and it's criminal.
40:16Because it's criminal what we've done for the music.
40:19Anyway, it's the vital toss-up straight away.
40:21So, Leslie, heads or tails?
40:23Heads.
40:24Heads.
40:25Heads.
40:26Yes.
40:27It's heads.
40:28Yes.
40:29That's my funny coin.
40:30Yes.
40:31OK.
40:32Heads it is.
40:33So, do you want to go first or second?
40:34First.
40:35First.
40:36You want to go first.
40:37So, OK.
40:38Over there.
40:39Get yourselves ready.
40:40OK.
40:41And will you put these two in the nearest playground?
40:42OK.
40:43Away you go.
40:44So, here we are.
40:45Now, for Opera Take One.
40:48The court will now hear the next case take the stand.
41:05Let us listen to what you say before you're put away.
41:09And please, may we have our two councils at hand.
41:15I am Brucie.
41:16And I'm the QC in court today.
41:19So, let's start the questioning.
41:22Please raise your hands.
41:24Swear to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
41:28Sing the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
41:31Sing after me to this melody.
41:35I swear to tell the truth.
41:39I swear to tell the truth.
41:51And nothing but the truth.
41:55And nothing but the truth.
42:00I swear to tell the truth.
42:28The truth.
42:29The truth.
42:30The truth.
42:31The truth.
42:32The truth.
42:33The truth.
42:35If you read that, you'll read it again.
42:36Yes.
42:37Now, will you sing your name, please?
42:42Kenneth William Charles Ng.
42:47I think you're taking.
42:53Now, I know her.
42:54May I have your name as well?
42:56Leslie Meade no longer missing.
43:09That was Madame Butterfly.
43:12Right.
43:13And your occupation, please.
43:17I am retired.
43:22And what did you do?
43:24I was a consultant.
43:27Really?
43:28Yes.
43:30I believe you.
43:34What do you do for a living, my dear?
43:39I make pretty curtains.
43:44Any distinguishing marks?
43:48Any little dimples here and there?
43:51Not me.
43:53Oh, yes.
43:54Hey, hold on a minute.
43:55This is a court case, not a customs check for goodness sake.
43:59May we now get to the charge of which I'm in charge.
44:04That should be my line.
44:07May I proceed, my lord.
44:09Put on Exhibit A.
44:11Put on Exhibit A.
44:13Hey, hey.
44:14Hey, hey.
44:15Put on Exhibit A.
44:17Kindly explain how this came to be found in the boot of a car
44:22found outside your house.
44:26Well, I don't know how it got to be fair in there.
44:33I don't know.
44:35Honestly, I don't know.
44:38You can't explain?
44:40No.
44:42That's it.
44:43That's it.
44:44Have you anything to ask?
44:49Well, he looks a little like a friend I know
44:56who lives up the road, but I don't think so.
45:01Well, Lord, would you like to hear the statements
45:10that the defendants made on the night in question?
45:15One line each, you will start.
45:21If you go down to the woods today, you'll sure have a big surprise.
45:26If you go down to the woods today, you'll better go in disguise.
45:30For every bear that ever there was.
45:33We'll gather there for certain because
45:35Today's the day the teddy bears have the picnic.
45:39Well done.
45:40Well done.
45:41Well done.
45:42To conclude, my Lord.
45:44Those are the facts and there I rest my case.
45:50You've heard them both.
45:52Each under oath.
45:54Their answers may have been a trifle wrong, but they did them in song.
46:03The facts they did not hide, although they tried.
46:08The jury must do this song.
46:15Well done.
46:16Well done.
46:21Well done.
46:22Well done.
46:23Well done. Well done. Well done.
46:28Now then, you must have recognised the judge,
46:32someone who's appeared in so many successful West End plays, musicals and films,
46:37that marvellous actor, Mr Dennis Quilley.
46:40Yes!
46:43Oh, lovely.
46:45You know, will you two just pop over there and Dennis don't leave, you've got to do it again, OK?
46:49So if you'll just pop over there, OK, fine, lovely.
46:53Are the other two ready? Go.
46:56South Opera, take two.
47:02The court will now hear the next case take the stand.
47:08Let us listen to what you say before you're put away.
47:12And please, may we have our two councils at hand.
47:17I'm still Brucie.
47:19And I'm the QC in court today.
47:21So let's start the questioning.
47:25Please raise your hands.
47:28Swear to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
47:31Sing the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
47:33Just one egg, one egg.
47:35Just one egg, one egg.
47:36No, no, no, no.
47:37Sing after me to this melody.
47:41I swear to tell the truth.
47:46I swear to tell the truth.
47:48Yes, all right.
47:50Yes, sir.
47:51Oh, right.
47:52And nothing but the truth.
47:56And nothing but the truth.
48:07All right.
48:08I'll keep going.
48:09I'll keep going.
48:09I swear to tell...
48:14Together.
48:14I swear to tell...
48:21OK, cut it off.
48:21To tell...
48:26To tell...
48:30The troll...
48:37Really go for a big note here.
48:39If you have any more notes like that at home, madam, keep them to yourself.
48:56Now, will you sing your name, please?
49:03Martin Sherrington.
49:06Any middle names?
49:09Keith.
49:11Good, I'm glad you kept that short.
49:13Right.
49:13OK.
49:14May I have your name as well?
49:18Shirley Ann Sherrington.
49:22That was good.
49:23That was good.
49:23And your occupation, please?
49:27Clerical officer.
49:31You sound like one as well.
49:35Where do you do this job?
49:37Doncaster.
49:38Doncaster.
49:39Doncaster.
49:40Doncaster.
49:41Doncaster.
49:41Doncaster.
49:44Doncaster.
49:45Right.
49:46What do you do for a living, my dear?
49:50Material controller.
49:54Bit of spare.
49:55Any distinguishing marks?
49:59Any little dimples here and there?
50:02Perhaps there are one or two.
50:04Oh, my body.
50:05Oh, what are you going to say there?
50:07Right.
50:07OK.
50:09Hold on a minute.
50:09Hold on a minute.
50:10This is a court case.
50:11We're not a strip club.
50:13Can we now get to the charge?
50:15Of which I'm in charge?
50:17I told you before, that's my line.
50:21May I perceive, my lord, put up Exhibit B.
50:25Put up Exhibit B.
50:27Tee hee, tee hee, put up Exhibit B.
50:30Kindly explain how this came to be found in the boot of a car, found outside your horse.
50:40Well, Bruce.
50:43Bruce?
50:45I haven't got a clue.
50:49Is that it?
50:50Explain.
50:51Well, what can I say?
50:56What can you sing, you mean?
50:57OK.
50:58Yes, over there.
50:59Have you anything to ask?
51:04Perhaps it's been there a long time.
51:08In the boot of your car?
51:09In the boot of my car.
51:10Likely story, my lord, with your permission.
51:15Kindly explain, and tell us, and sing, the statement you've made on the night in question.
51:25One line each, you will start.
51:28A one, two, three, four.
51:29She gets her phone hungry for all dinner at night.
51:34She likes the theatre, but never comes late.
51:38She never bothers with people she hates.
51:43Here you go, Jack.
51:45That's why the lady.
51:47That's why the lady.
51:49That's why the lady is a child.
51:52Yeah!
51:55Oh, how was that?
51:57How was that?
52:00Oh, my God.
52:02This is quite impossible.
52:06I cannot hear a word that's being sung.
52:08Yes, sing up.
52:09Sing up.
52:10His lordship cannot hear what you're singing.
52:13Not them, you don't.
52:14It's all you.
52:14Oh, me?
52:15Oh, I see.
52:16Well, I see to conclude, my lord.
52:20Those are the facts, and there I rest my case.
52:25You've heard them both.
52:27Each under oath.
52:28Their answers may have been a trifle wrong, but they did them in song.
52:37The facts they did not hide, although they tried.
52:42The jury must have been a trifle wrong, but they did them in song.
52:47She's trying to get it.
52:48If they did not hide, they did them in song.
52:50They failed them in song.
52:52The jury must have been a trifle wrong, but they did them in song.
52:55Well done.
53:02Well done.
53:03Come on.
53:04Come on.
53:05Come on.
53:06In there.
53:07That's fine.
53:08That's good.
53:09That's good.
53:10Welcome back.
53:11Right.
53:12Well, now, who better to judge this than our judge?
53:14Judge Quilley.
53:16Yes.
53:17I mean, you've seen him.
53:18You've seen him.
53:19You've worked with him.
53:20Who would you like to work with again, shall we say?
53:22All right.
53:23I'm very impressed.
53:24But first, Bruce, may I say, may I congratulate you on your recitativo?
53:27Oh, I'm glad.
53:28Very telling.
53:29Very telling.
53:30It is better now.
53:31Yes.
53:32But now...
53:33Shirley and Martin, I thought both sang with enormous spirit.
53:36They did.
53:37And Shirley, your...
53:38I think they both drank.
53:39Your coloratura was ear-splitting.
53:41It was.
53:42But your tessitura, Martin, was absolutely jaw-dropping.
53:46It was.
53:47Jaw-dropping, yes.
53:48A formidable team.
53:49Certainly dropped my jaw.
53:50I will give them 18 months.
53:52I mean, 18 points.
53:5318 months.
53:54Really 18 months.
53:5518 points, he did.
53:5618 months.
53:57Right.
53:58Well done, Lucy.
53:59Well done.
54:00And now what about over here?
54:01Leslie and Ken.
54:02Ken, I think, should go immediately up the road to the Royal Opera House.
54:06Yes, definitely.
54:07Yes.
54:08To the road outside.
54:09Yes.
54:10Yes.
54:11Your legato was deeply moving.
54:13But your portamento, Ken, and your voice production was really deeply moving.
54:18Oh, there's a lot.
54:19It was almost as exciting as his recitativo.
54:21Yeah.
54:22Well, it's the outlet.
54:23I think it's 19 points on their bound over.
54:25Oh!
54:2619 points on their bound over.
54:28Well done.
54:29Bad luck to you, Terry.
54:33Thank you very much.
54:34Oh, sorry.
54:35Sorry to interrupt.
54:36There we go.
54:37Once more, thank you, Dennis.
54:38It's been a pleasure to work with you.
54:39My pleasure.
54:41And it's always wonderful to see you.
54:42Thank you, Dennis.
54:43Thank you, Dennis.
54:44Thank you, Dennis.
54:45Great enough.
54:46Down there for you.
54:47OK.
54:48Well, bad luck to you two.
54:50But you do have a telephone, you know, answering machines sort of combined for each of you.
54:54Excellent.
54:55And thank you for being a part of our show.
54:56You really are wonderful sports.
54:57A very difficult thing to be shoved into.
55:00So, if you'd just come over and pop over there.
55:02Thank you again.
55:03And you two, you've got no time.
55:04Get round the back there.
55:06Take the doors away, please.
55:11Lots of articles are going to pass before your eyes.
55:14Have a real good look.
55:15Everything you remember, you will take home with you tonight.
55:17Look for the tricky ones, because they're more valuable than they look.
55:20OK.
55:21Good luck for this.
55:22You have 40 seconds, starting from now.
55:24On the conveyor belt tonight, we have two framed pictures, a pair of tracksuits,
55:29a portable colour TV set, a Viking helmet, a steam iron,
55:35a case of champagne, an ionizer.
55:39Oh, no!
55:41A selection of opera records and takes, a tea set, a hot tray, a slow cooker,
55:49the video of my one-man show at the Palladium.
55:53Yeah!
55:54High-tech toaster, a pair of floating candlesticks,
55:58a set of traditional scales and weights, a set of hair benders,
56:03a pair of binoculars, an electric car opener, and a dried flower arrangement
56:09that was just coming into view there, I think.
56:11So have a real good think as you're coming round.
56:13Probably got a bus at the corner.
56:15There you are.
56:16In you come.
56:17And sit yourselves down.
56:18OK.
56:19Sit right down there.
56:20Now then, you'll have another 40 seconds.
56:22You will get the first 20 seconds to remember everything,
56:25and then when you hear the funny noise, you will take over, Kim.
56:28OK.
56:29Good luck again for this.
56:30You have 40 seconds starting from now.
56:32Viking helmet.
56:33Viking helmet.
56:34Glad you got that.
56:35Video.
56:36Bruce's video.
56:37Bruce's video.
56:38Candlesticks.
56:39Candlesticks, yes.
56:40Benders.
56:41Hairbenders.
56:42Hairbenders, yes.
56:43Coloured television.
56:44Coloured television, lovely.
56:45Flower arrangements.
56:46There's flower arrangements, yes.
56:47Pictures.
56:48Sweatshirts.
56:49Sweatshirts, yes.
56:50Pictures.
56:51Cutting toys.
56:52Cutting toys.
56:53Cutting toys, yes.
56:54And down to you, Kim.
56:55Binoculars.
56:56Binoculars, lovely.
56:57Slow cooker.
56:58Slow cooker.
56:59Champagne.
57:00Champagne, good.
57:01I'm glad you got that.
57:02Ironizer.
57:03Ironizer, yes.
57:04Oh, there was a tray there with a...
57:07A tray, two glasses on.
57:09Two glasses.
57:10Two glasses.
57:11Two glasses.
57:12Two glasses.
57:13Two glasses.
57:14Two glasses.
57:15Oh, come on.
57:16Come on.
57:17Come on.
57:18Here.
57:19You've got a lot.
57:20You've got a lot.
57:21You've got a lot.
57:27And I'm so glad you got the video of my one-man show,
57:31because, actually, it is the latest video recorder.
57:34Oh!
57:35Yes.
57:36Yes.
57:37Oh!
57:38And the Viking helmet is...
57:40An historic holiday for four to Scandinavia.
57:44Are you happy?
57:45Are you happy?
57:46Are you happy?
57:47Okay.
57:48Well, on behalf of Rachel and myself and everybody,
57:52and I do mean everybody, goodnight, God bless you,
57:54see you next week.
57:55See you next week.
57:56Be there!
57:57Bye-bye!
57:58And we'll be right on you!
58:00Good night, Rapha.
58:01Good night.
58:03Hi-bye!
58:04I want to be the Bye by here.
58:05Oh!
58:06Oh!
58:07You should talk to me, do bye,
58:08and I'm gonna play champion, give you see.
58:11Oh.
58:12I'm gonna be theęt language yew.
58:15I wanna play the game with you
58:32Bye-bye!
58:33Bye-bye!
58:35Bye-bye!