The contestants in this episode are Valerie Sixworth & Derek Gardner from Manchester & Lancashire, John & Jo Kimber from Wiltshire & London, Jeff & Jennie Powsnee from Lancashire, and Marie & Tony Margiola from London. Bruce Forsyth hosts, with a little help (or hindrance) from assistant Rosemary Ford, who here gets the announcements of the team in a muddle. The games themselves seem to terrify some of the contestants, such as the Austrian Slap dance and paper tearing, with the return of the entertaining John Styles. Then there is pizza making, where Italian cook Gonzalo Novello does not endear himself to many on the show, before a amusing game of Guess the Dance, where the contestants throw themselves into the role. Indeed, they are an entertaining bunch and the Tarzan spoof at the end is a joy that has to be seen. It also features guest stars Barbara New, Lesley Joseph and judge Barbara Windsor, who looks to be thoroughly enjoying herself. I hope you will too.
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00:30I want to play the game with two, and I want to play the game with you.
01:00Nice to see you, to see you.
01:03And what an ovation.
01:04Do you know, I haven't heard applause like that since last Sunday when a big supermarket opened and the first customer was a vicar.
01:14And when asked what he was short of, he said bathroom stationary.
01:18LAUGHTER
01:19Here's someone who's never stationary because she's such a lovely little mover, the gorgeous, the lovely, Rosemary Ford.
01:29CHEERING
01:30Wasn't it nice to have Peggy Spencer and her Pinge Latin team on last week?
01:45Yes, it was a nice bit of show business.
01:47Yeah, real show business.
01:48Man, do you see, I never miss Come Dancing.
01:50Oh, neither do I.
01:51I love the Paso Doble.
01:52Yeah.
01:53With chips.
01:55Every Friday.
01:56Angie, the part I like is when Angela Ripper fills you in on the background of the couples that are dancing.
02:01Oh, Angela Ripper, she's so good at that.
02:02Yeah.
02:03Yeah, she's so good.
02:03Can I have a go?
02:04Oh, yeah, because she is so good.
02:06Yeah, she's all good.
02:07It's like, Bill and Edna are dancing the samba for the East Midlands.
02:11Which is a pity because the band's playing a quick step.
02:15I'm sorry, I'm just having a bit of fun.
02:17Edna's hobbies include sitting quietly at home doing her embroidery.
02:21The one she's working on now is to hang over the bed.
02:23It says, stay on your side.
02:26You stay on your side, let me get on with this.
02:28All right.
02:30Edna made her own dress.
02:33Which has just fallen off.
02:35Oh, for real.
02:36I'm sorry, I ruined that for you.
02:37I'm sorry.
02:38Do you want to introduce the teams?
02:39Introduce the teams, yes.
02:40Can I do that now?
02:40Yes, fine.
02:41Are you sure?
02:41Away you go.
02:41Sorry about that.
02:42Our first teams from Manchester and Leicestershire.
02:46Their mother-in-law and son-in-law, Valerie Sigsworth and Derek Gardner.
02:50Oh.
02:59How are you?
03:00Well done.
03:02Now, it's Valerie Sigsworth.
03:04That's right.
03:04And you're a ward clerk.
03:06Where is this?
03:06At North Manchester General Hospital.
03:08Oh, at the Manchester General Hospital.
03:09Oh, that's lovely, that's lovely.
03:10And you're married.
03:12How did the honeymoon go with it?
03:13We went to Blackpool for our honeymoon.
03:15Lovely, good.
03:15And the next day...
03:16The gateway to the continent.
03:17The next day, he called Asian flu.
03:19Please.
03:19The next day, he called Asian flu.
03:22He got Asian flu.
03:23Oh, we had to come home.
03:24Yeah, you had...
03:25Oh, yeah, he was that bad, you had to come home?
03:27Well, he was exhausted for the wrong reason.
03:32Over there, your son.
03:34Your son-in-law.
03:35Son-in-law.
03:35Your son-in-law, Derek Gardner.
03:37That's right.
03:37I see.
03:38You're married to Kim and you have two children.
03:39That's right.
03:40And your mother-in-law, that's you, Valerie, yes, makes porcelain dolls.
03:44Oh, that's good.
03:45And she presented one to your wife who insists on keeping it on the bedside table.
03:50What's wrong with that?
03:51Well, the problem is that the doll's got sort of very piercing eyes that follow you all around and what's happening in the bed.
03:57And it's on the bedside and it's looking straight at you all around.
03:59Very, very disconcerting.
04:01Yeah, and it puts you off a bit, you know.
04:03Yeah, but I've got the answer now.
04:04I've got a little brown paper bag I put over its head at appropriate times.
04:11How many times a night do you do that?
04:15It's none of our business, Nora.
04:19She was like this.
04:20OK, now, the first you most like to meet is Rosemary because you're fascinated by the elegant way she walks backwards as she introduces people.
04:30I agree.
04:31Oh, you wonder if your mother-in-law could do it.
04:33Well, let's see.
04:34Let's see if there's a little game.
04:35OK, Derek, move your step there.
04:37You get with the step.
04:38She's going to introduce you again, you see.
04:40And what is it?
04:40You do that.
04:41She starts with her, what is it, right foot?
04:43I start with the right foot, yes.
04:43You start with the right foot and you go back.
04:44So do it with her.
04:45OK, so introduce them again.
04:46See what happens.
04:47Our first team's from Manchester and Leicestershire.
04:49Their mother-in-law and son-in-law, Valerie Sigsworth and Derek Gardner.
05:01Sorry, sorry about that.
05:05Can you believe it?
05:10Can you believe that?
05:15There we are.
05:16Sorry about that.
05:17Now, can you do it again with a paper bag?
05:24Anyway, pop over there.
05:25It's lovely to have you with us.
05:26Over you go there.
05:28Nice.
05:29Nice.
05:30Can you believe that?
05:33Right.
05:33Now, who have you got there?
05:34Our second team's from Wiltshire and London.
05:37Their father and daughter, John and Joe Kimber.
05:40I'm so sorry about that.
05:50What a false entrance to make.
05:52But you were worth waiting for.
05:53Shall we say it like that?
05:54OK, now you're Joanne Kimber and you're a trainee chartered accountant.
05:59That's right.
06:00And tonight you hope to prove that accountants are not boring people.
06:04No, it's all a big myth.
06:05A big myth, right.
06:07Well, that's all I've got on here.
06:13Don't be kidding.
06:14We've got loads here, loads.
06:16We've got loads here, yeah.
06:17You do pig impressions.
06:22Can we hear a pig impression?
06:24Yes, go on.
06:24Away you go, go on.
06:25Well, that wasn't boring.
06:38Maybe to another pig, but...
06:39Right, now over to your father, John Kimber.
06:44John Kimber, you're a weather forecaster.
06:46I see...
06:46Oh, you went to the Falklands with the Met Office.
06:49That was all to do with the war and everything?
06:51After the war.
06:52After the war.
06:52Lots of amazing animal life down there.
06:54Yes, yes.
06:55Did you know the pilots down there aren't allowed to fly straight onto a beach?
06:59Oh, yeah, why not?
07:00Well, the penguins stand, always stand facing the sea.
07:04And they also watch aircraft.
07:05Oh, yeah.
07:05So if an aircraft comes straight in, the penguins go up and up and up and up.
07:09They all fall over on their backs.
07:12Well, that's true, you see, because the penguin is the most stupid bird.
07:16It is.
07:17They're all stupid.
07:18But they dress so immaculate.
07:19You're married to Mally for 27 years.
07:25Where did you meet?
07:27Well, that was a blind date.
07:28Oh, really?
07:29Yes.
07:29You mustn't say that.
07:30On this show.
07:30Otherwise, you'll be on Wogan again.
07:38Honeymoon, how did that go?
07:39All right?
07:40Went to this small Spanish fishing village called Benidorm.
07:44Oh, Benidorm, yes.
07:45And on day two, Mally got prickly heat and I wasn't allowed to touch her for the rest of
07:50the fortnight.
07:52Yes, it made, you know, the depression set in, I suppose.
07:55You had to wait a fortnight for the first bright spell.
07:59Well, about that.
08:00Anyway, thank you for being here, both of you.
08:01You look a lovely couple.
08:02Pop over there.
08:03We've got a game coming up very briefly.
08:05Before our first game, I'd just like to remind you that our contestants have no idea what
08:17we have planned for them.
08:19Our first game is called Slap and Tyroll.
08:22We welcome from Austria the Schuplatte Gruppe, Schrund.
09:35Wonderful.
09:36Absolutely.
09:37Well, that's all there is to it.
09:42Go and get yourselves ready.
09:43Go on, go and get yourselves ready.
09:44And thank you so much.
09:46These are Herbert, Christian, Gurnot and Arno.
09:51Now, Schrund is the name of a village in Austria and it's in all amongst the Alps.
09:57The Alps.
09:58And you're just a small part of the group because there are how many in the whole group?
10:03In the whole group.
10:0330 people.
10:04Oh, all of a sudden you speak English.
10:06It's quite realistic.
10:09We're going, it's face and hood and heat.
10:11And now we're suddenly 30 people.
10:13Jolly good.
10:14But just a small group.
10:15We thank you so much for coming over.
10:17Now, how are we doing there?
10:19Oh, I know you can't wait to have a go at this, Valerie.
10:22So you stay there, my darling.
10:23Just get a little bit back.
10:26No, these were made for you.
10:29The first part coming up.
10:31Schull platter.
10:32Take.
10:33I'm fine.
10:34Yes.
10:55LAUGHTER
10:56APPLAUSE
10:58I've got a lot of good stuff out there.
11:03Okay, it's very funny from the back of work. No, it's not funny doing now. This is your partner for the slapping
11:13No, you'll get hurt just in case I'm moving back
11:33Oh
11:52You are mother-in-law and son-in-law, aren't you? So why don't you do the slapping bit together?
11:59All that piercing eyes
12:03You go first, go on
12:09Please don't bring your own light on my shirt
12:13How dare they do that?
12:14Okay, do you want to stick a lot on, please?
12:16Stick a lot on
12:18Here we go
12:19Just over here
12:20Oh, they look nice on you
12:21Oh, yeah, that's a good fit on you, isn't it?
12:23Okay, now just stand a little bit back
12:25You follow this guy here, okay?
12:27You follow this gentleman here
12:29Just follow everything you can do for the first part
12:31Okay, shruplata, shruplata
12:33Take three
12:34There we go, there we go
12:36Excellent!
12:36Now here's your partner for the slapping bit
12:37There's your partner here
12:38You just use the one hand, just this one hand, and it's very quick
12:40It's bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum
12:42Okay, but just the right hand
12:44So and so, that's right, okay?
12:45You just use the right hand, okay?
12:46You just use the right hand, just this one hand, and it's very quick
12:48So and so, that's right, okay?
12:49So and so, that's right, okay?
12:50You just use the right hand, just this one hand, and it's very quick, it's bum bum bum bum bum bum
12:51Okay, but just the right hand, so and so, that's right, okay?
12:53You just use the right hand, okay?
12:54He's got a karate chop here
12:55Okay, here we go again
12:56Right, shruplata, next bit
12:57Eins, zwei, drei, vier
12:58So and so, that's right, okay?
12:59Now here's your partner for the slapping bit
13:01Here's your partner here
13:02You just use the one hand, just this one hand, and it's very quick
13:05It's bum bum bum bum bum bum bum
13:07Okay, but just the right hand
13:08So and so, that's right, okay?
13:10You just use the right hand, okay?
13:12Not too...
13:13He's got a karate chop here
13:15Okay, here we go again
13:16Right, shruplata
13:18Shruplata, next bit
13:20Eins, zwei, drei, vier
13:41Very good, very good
13:43It's been a while
13:45Wonderful
13:46So just here
13:47And once again, our thanks to Shruplata Group
13:50You've been marvellous
13:52Thank you so much
13:53Thank you so much
14:02And now to marvellous, we have the manager of the Shruplata Group, Shruns, Christian Fiel
14:08And again, this is Angelica Fendt, who is the interpreter for Christian
14:19Well, a lot of fun, huh?
14:21Yes
14:22It was very fun
14:23Did he have a good laugh?
14:24Yes
14:25He had a good laugh
14:26He had a good laugh, fine
14:27How long has the group been formed, would you ask?
14:3035
14:3135
14:3235
14:3335
14:3435
14:3535
14:3635
14:3735
14:3935
14:4035 years
14:41I see, fine
14:42Right, well now the marking, it is first of all for the hitting and the slapping
14:46Mother-in-law, son-in-law
14:47What do you think?
14:48Ja, ich gebe diesem paar 16 Punkte
14:5016
14:5116
14:5216, I thought so, yes
14:5316
14:5416, very good
14:55Thank you
14:56Okay, are you there over here?
14:59Die waren auch sehr gut, aber ich kann ihnen nur 14 Punkte geben
15:03They were quite good, but only 14
15:05Only 14, yes
15:06Have you ever seen it?
15:07Have you ever seen it?
15:08Have you ever seen it?
15:09Have you ever seen it?
15:10Thank you for being here, thank you Angelica for being here with us
15:13It was a marvellous end
15:15Good night
15:20Vote on the boarden, Fräulein Thornton
15:23Well Valerie and Derek have scored 16
15:27Jo and John have scored 14
15:29I see, just two in it, two in it
15:31Okay, if you just don't go over there, will you?
15:34Step over here
15:36Ja, it's always a pleasure to reintroduce someone on the show
15:39This time, it's Paper Styles with John Styles
15:43There he is
15:52What have you got for us, sister?
15:53Well, now the other day, you see, my wife, she said, when you come in tonight, she said, go into the wallpaper shop
15:57So whatever you do, don't forget
15:58Yes
15:59I've got this terrible memory
16:00And I'll tell you something else
16:01I've got a terrible memory
16:05I rushed round to the shop, you see, and the fella was just closing
16:08I think he was the D-part-mental manager
16:10Yes
16:11I think that, because his name was D and he was part-mental
16:16You're working well, you're working well
16:18I do know, so are you, Bruce
16:19Can you move back, because they've come to see me
16:21No
16:22He, um...
16:23He means it
16:27Has he brought a trick for us?
16:28Anyway, um...
16:30I wonder when you're going to get that out
16:32I grabbed the first piece of paper, I didn't look at the pattern or anything
16:35No
16:36I've got a piece here, would you like to see it?
16:37We'd love to
16:38Right
16:39They can hardly contain their indifference
16:40Look at that
16:41Look at that
16:42Not even for Nora's bedroom
16:48I took it home, I showed my wife, she fainted
16:51She did?
16:52She did, and I had to get the doctor
16:53You did?
16:54Yes, and I...
16:55Very quick, I got any doctor, he's a private doctor
16:56He's very good
16:57Yes
16:58If you can't afford the operation, he touches up the x-rays
17:01I like that one
17:03I wish I'd have written that one down
17:05That's a terrible memory too
17:06But never mind, go on
17:07Anyway, Bruce, I...
17:08I said, what can I do with it?
17:09I said to the doctor
17:10He said, there's only one thing you can do with that lot
17:11Yes
17:12I said, what is that?
17:13He said, you've got to get rid of it
17:14I said, what do you mean?
17:15He said, you must tear it up
17:16I said, what all of it?
17:17He said, yes
17:18And I did, and I actually tore the wallpaper up
17:19Just like we're tearing it up here this evening
17:21Yes
17:22I would like you all to notice
17:23Yes
17:24We do in fact tear the paper up by tearing it down
17:26Aha
17:27You do?
17:28Yeah, and he said that for a laugh
17:29Yes
17:30Yeah, so while we're waiting for it
17:31Hold on to that bit, Bruce
17:32Oh, thank you very much, yes
17:33You're not doing anything, are you?
17:34No, no, I'm not, no
17:35No, look
17:36Now, you take a little piece out of here
17:38Do you mind using the pedal, please?
17:39You know what?
17:40Use the pedal
17:41Little piece out the middle
17:42Treat me like a bin
17:43Right
17:45Look, look, we're going to do a double act
17:46We should have had a rehearsal
17:48I did a rehearsal
17:49Right
17:50I'll sing Old Man River and you can jump in
17:51Right, now, listen
17:52We...
17:53We...
17:55Stop it
17:57This...
17:58If you didn't like the other pattern
17:59What do you think of this one?
18:00Let's look, Gazza Gascoigne
18:01A pattern for anything
18:02Very good
18:05I'll tell you what
18:07That trick is worth waiting half an hour for
18:11I really mean that
18:12Will you come back and do some barking?
18:13I'll be back in a moment
18:14Yes, fine
18:15Yes, get some more ad-libs ready
18:16Right
18:17OK
18:18There you go
18:19Five seconds
18:20Good
18:21There you go
18:22There you go
18:23I'll see you get to the first table of your value
18:24Don't you get to the far one
18:25Good
18:26And you've all got a piece of paper
18:27Right
18:28Here we go then
18:2945 seconds starts now
18:31Remember, do not open it up
18:33Because we come along and do that afterwards
18:38Just think of the, er...
18:40Profile maybe
18:41Of the footballer
18:43Any footballer of your choice
18:46Don't open it
18:53Don't open it
18:54Whatever you do
18:55Don't open it
18:56Because you've finished there
18:57If you've finished, don't open it
18:58If you want to do little finishing touches
18:59But...
19:00That's all
19:01OK, OK
19:03Well done
19:04Well done
19:05Well done
19:06Well done
19:07Well done
19:08When you come back, John
19:09Right
19:10Now then
19:11There we are
19:12Which is the finished bit
19:13There we are
19:14There we are
19:15There we are
19:21That's brilliant
19:22Actually
19:23It's very good
19:25I mean, the guy's got his socks over his head
19:28Yes
19:29I mean, it's not bad, is it?
19:30As a footballer
19:31It'll be alright when they change ends
19:32Yeah
19:33Yeah
19:34You'll be right
19:35There you are
19:36Well
19:37It's half way there
19:38Five out of ten
19:39Five out of ten
19:40Very good
19:41Thank you
19:42Now
19:43Here we have Valerie's
19:44Let's see what she's got here
19:46Oh
19:47Oh
19:48Oh
19:49Yes
19:51Not bad at all
19:53Yes
19:54Is that his mouth?
19:55That's his mouth
19:56So she's got it out of that one alright
19:58Not a bad effort
19:59Seven out of ten
20:00Seven out of ten
20:01Well done
20:02Well done indeed
20:04Let's have a look and see how Joe got on
20:07There we are
20:08Oh
20:09I say
20:10Yes
20:11That's pretty good
20:13That looks very good to me
20:15Thank you guys
20:16He's got those in his pockets
20:17Your hands are in his pockets
20:18What are his shorts?
20:20I see
20:21It is excellent, I must say
20:22Nine out of ten
20:23Nine out of ten
20:24Wonderful
20:25Wonderful
20:26Wonderful
20:27Now then
20:28Let's see
20:29This looks a bit unusual
20:30I'll tell you that
20:31It's like
20:32Oh
20:33It would make a good mask wouldn't it?
20:39There you are
20:40Yes
20:41Well I mean he's a bit distorted
20:43But I mean it is a good effort
20:44You've got the arms in there
20:45And I think another
20:46Nine out of ten
20:47For that one
20:48Nine out of ten for that one
20:49Oh
20:50Well done indeed
20:51Well done
20:52Charles thank you so much
20:53Good night with everything you do
20:54Good night with everything you do
20:55Thank you guys
20:56Thank you so much
20:57Thank you so much
21:02Good
21:03Now what's on the board Miss Ford?
21:05Well Valerie and Derek have scored 28
21:0828?
21:09Joe and John have scored 32
21:11Oh my goodness
21:12This is the football football city
21:15Bad luck you two
21:17Well we do have a telephone for each of you
21:19And thank you for being part of the show
21:21And you'll be in our grand final which is coming up very soon
21:24Off you go over there
21:25Five
21:26Well done, well done
21:28Quite good
21:29Right
21:30And who have we got left?
21:32Our 13's from Lancashire
21:34They're uncle and niece
21:35Geoff and Jenny Powsney
21:37CHEERING
21:38Now then it's Jenny Powsney
21:51And you're a law student
21:52Oh that's lovely
21:53And your boyfriend is also a law student
21:55Yes
21:56Are you looking forward to being on the bench together?
21:57Oh
22:01Simple question
22:02Right or don't answer it then
22:03Right
22:04What's his name?
22:05His name is Shimmy
22:06Oh Shimmy
22:07Yeah
22:08Shimmy oh fine
22:09It's an Israeli name
22:10Oh it's an Israeli name
22:11Yes
22:12I see
22:13And your special talent according to Shimmy
22:14Is the way you massage him
22:15Oh really?
22:16Well let's see how good you are
22:17Because I always need it there
22:19Just in the top of my
22:20Just the top of
22:21No a bit higher
22:22Higher
22:23Here
22:24Yeah there
22:25Oh I'm very good on the shoulder
22:26Yeah
22:27Oh Shimmy who's a lucky boy
22:30Oh that's marvellous
22:31That's really good hands
22:32Good hands
22:33Thank you
22:34Right now uncle
22:35Uncle Geoff Powsney
22:36That's right
22:37And you're an independent financial advisor
22:40I am
22:41Tell me how to spend my money
22:43Slowly
22:44I have lessons from Ken Dodd
22:46Oh no
22:47Right your ambition is to find the secret of eternal youth
22:51Well I knew you'd ask me that
22:53Oh my god
22:54Do you think it's funny?
22:55I have my fruit in the morning and then I have my evening primrose raw oil
23:07I have that in the afternoon
23:09I can't believe you you have to work at looking at the way I do
23:13Anyway
23:14I'll tell you after
23:15I'll tell you
23:16Geoff
23:17Thank you
23:18Keep the shirt on
23:20We'll manage with it
23:21Don't worry
23:22Pop over there
23:23We'll be seeing you in a minute
23:24Thank you
23:25Thank you
23:26Thank you
23:27Thank you
23:28And now who have we gotten lost?
23:30Our four teams from London
23:32Their mother and son
23:33Marie and Tony Margiotta
23:35Hooray
23:45Very good
23:46Now Marie Margiotta
23:48You're a housekeeper
23:49Who for?
23:50Solicitors in London
23:51Oh solicitors
23:52Anybody else?
23:53In the doctor's reception
23:54In the doctor's reception
23:55In the doctor's reception
23:56In the doctor's reception
23:57Oh I fire you
23:58You're married to Frank
23:59Oh yeah
24:00He never puts the toilet seat down
24:02No
24:03Well he doesn't carry it around with him
24:04Does he?
24:12What was your most embarrassing moment?
24:14Well when I was a teenager I didn't have any bust
24:17Oh really?
24:18Oh shame
24:19Shame
24:21So I had this boyfriend
24:22He took me swimming
24:23Oh he did?
24:24So I put cotton wool in my swimsuit
24:25Oh what?
24:26A couple of big wads of it?
24:28That's right
24:29Oh I see
24:30Swimming around
24:31I got out of the pool
24:32Yes
24:33And he was looking at me
24:34What's happened?
24:35Yeah
24:36I was flat
24:37That was a pancake
24:38Oh completely gone yeah
24:39And there was two cotton wool balls broken
24:45Oh that was such a...
24:46What?
24:47I don't need it now
24:48I don't need them now
24:49I don't need them now do I?
24:50Oh no
24:51I had to say you're very buoyant
24:53Yeah
24:56The old joke
24:57You'll never sink
24:58Right
25:00Right
25:01Right
25:02Well let's go have a quick...
25:03Right
25:04Let's get over to your son Tony Margiotta
25:05That's right
25:06Yep
25:07And you're a platoon sergeant
25:08In the British Army
25:09That's right
25:1030 years
25:1130 years
25:1230 years
25:13And your nickname is Maggie
25:15Why is this?
25:16Well you've always got to have a nickname in the army
25:18And they can never pronounce my surname
25:20They always say Maggie Otter
25:21Instead of Margiotta
25:22Oh I see
25:23His name's Maggie from now on
25:24So they...
25:25That's it
25:26You were selected to walk on a fashion show catwalk in Gibraltar
25:30Whilst on tour in the army
25:32Fortunately the men in your platoon didn't find out
25:35Well they have now
25:39I think you're gonna be...
25:40I think you're gonna be Maggie from now on
25:42One day in Cyprus you went dual hang gliding with an instructor
25:47Both on the same bar
25:49That must have been exciting
25:50Well I...
25:51I was just being nosy initially just stopping to look
25:53And they say come over here do you wanna have a go on it?
25:54Yeah yeah
25:55You can go dual with me I'm an instructor
25:57Before I knew it
25:58Remember he's 6ft 4 this bloke
25:59Was he?
26:00And I'm only 5ft 3
26:01No
26:02We took off
26:03And before we landed he says don't worry about landing it's easy
26:05And he said well good landing
26:07I didn't even know we had landed
26:09I was still running
26:10I was still running
26:11I was still running
26:12You're running
26:13You're running
26:14You're running
26:15There's all these skills in there
26:16And you're saying I was down here
26:17Oh thank god
26:18So what did you do free fall for the last 13 inches?
26:21I was still running
26:22I was still running
26:23I was still running
26:24I was still running
26:25I was still running
26:26And you my darling
26:27Okay
26:28Lovely people
26:29Lovely lovely people
26:30Lovely lovely people
26:31Now our next game is called Give a Toss
26:36Let's welcome
26:38Let's welcome someone who does give a toss
26:42Gonzalo Naboah
26:44Gonzalo Naboah
26:47Right
26:52Okay
26:53Gonzalo welcome welcome
26:54Now you work at the park pizza restaurant in St Neons
26:58Yeah
26:59Is that near Bedford?
27:00Yes it is
27:01Because I was there during the war
27:02We used to often go there for the air force bases all around there
27:04And do entertaining
27:05Yeah it's marvellous
27:06It was a pity they didn't kill you though
27:07What's that?
27:08It was a pity they didn't kill you in the war
27:11It's a pity I didn't get killed in the war
27:13No
27:14No
27:15No
27:16No
27:17No
27:18Right
27:19Well now go to game four
27:20He's only kidding
27:23Right
27:24So what made you come to England?
27:26And not to annoy me
27:27Sure
27:28No it wasn't that
27:29What was it then?
27:30I came for studies first
27:31Do you like English girls?
27:32Yes they're nice I suppose
27:34Well they're very nice
27:37Oh yeah I should say they're lovely
27:39What
27:40Don't forget the pizza park in St Neons
27:45I don't think there'll be a queue outside tomorrow though
27:49Right
27:50Okay where you go then Gonzalo?
27:53In your own time that's it
27:55I'll go and see if somebody can shoot me while you're on
27:57You'll make your knife
27:58Right
27:59Now what are you doing here?
28:00I wasn't watching from the back
28:01Oh that's Martha
28:02Where you put
28:03Oh that is good
28:04That's it fine
28:05Okay
28:06And a bit of a spin there
28:07And there goes on the other one
28:08See quite a bit of flour
28:09You're watching from there
28:10And he presses down quite hard with the finger tips
28:12Making it about 11 inches
28:1312 inches would you say?
28:1412 inches
28:15Yeah
28:16About 12 inches in diameter
28:17Right
28:18He's going to throw one of those at me
28:19He's not going to wait for another war
28:20He's going to get straight in
28:21Right
28:22Yes
28:23He probably thinks they're landmines
28:24Right
28:37Right
28:38Okay
28:39Fine
28:40Oh look at that spin there
28:41Beautiful
28:42And another one
28:43Well done Gonzalo
28:44I'm getting to like you
28:46Fine
28:47Now in goes a bit of tomato sauce
28:49Plenty of tomato sauce in there
28:51And the
28:53What kind of cheese is this going in?
28:54The mozzarella cheese
28:55Mozzarella
28:56Mozzarella
28:57Mozzarella
28:58Mozzarella cheese
28:59On there
29:00Plenty of it
29:01And you've got that in a very hot oven
29:02For how long?
29:03Two minutes
29:04Two minutes
29:05Two minutes is done
29:13Could we have the contestants over please now?
29:15Yes
29:16And as soon as you get there
29:17Put your fittings on
29:18Put your fittings on over there
29:19That's it
29:20Good
29:21And then take the sort of cellophane off the
29:24Your sort of pieces of dough there
29:26You're only going to do the first bit of this
29:28And then I'm going to stop you
29:30So all you've got to do is make sure you've got two nice
29:33Round pieces of pizza dough already
29:37Are you ready now?
29:38Go away
29:39Go away
29:40That's it
29:41Quite a bit of flour
29:42As Gonzalo did
29:44And press down
29:45Heavy the way he did
29:47The way he did
29:48That's it
29:49And spread it out a bit
29:50Now the next bit
29:51You've got to get in there with your
29:52With your hands
29:53And really spread it out
29:54Spread it out to get that nice
29:56Try to get to the 12 inch diameter
29:59Good
30:00Good
30:01Yes
30:02That's it
30:05Keep pressing down
30:06And keep stretching it
30:07Keep stretching it
30:08As much as you can
30:10As much as you can
30:11As much as you can
30:12OK
30:13All right
30:14All right
30:15Stop
30:16Stop
30:17Stop
30:18Stop
30:19Stop
30:20Stop
30:21Stop
30:22Stop
30:23Stop
30:24Stop
30:25Stop
30:26Stop
30:27Stop
30:28Stop
30:29Stop
30:30From this hand
30:31Nice and high
30:32Into this hand
30:33And do it a few times
30:34Keep tossing
30:35Away you go
30:36High
30:37High
30:38High
30:39High
30:40Up you go
30:41Up you go
30:42Hey
30:45OK
30:46That's enough
30:47That's enough
30:48Now
30:49Round the back of you
30:50Throw one round the back of you
30:51OK
30:53Good
30:54Throw it round the back again
30:55One more round the back
30:56Good
30:57Right
30:58OK
30:59Spin with the right hand
31:00Just try to spin
31:01With your right hand
31:02Spin it
31:03Spin it
31:04Good
31:05Now get the two
31:06Get the two together
31:07And try to throw them up and down
31:08At the same time
31:09Both
31:12Throw it up again
31:13Throw it up again
31:14Good
31:15Good
31:16Good
31:18OK
31:19Flatten it out now
31:20Flatten it out now
31:21Flatten everybody for the marking
31:22Good
31:23That's lovely
31:24That was good
31:25Good
31:26Now first of all
31:27Get one in your right hand
31:28One in your right hand
31:29And toss from your right hand to your left hand
31:31Nice and high
31:32OK
31:33Keep going
31:34Keep going
31:35From the right to the left
31:36To the left to the right
31:37Keep going
31:38Up high
31:39One more
31:40Good
31:41Now one behind the back
31:42Behind the back
31:43One behind the back
31:44Good
31:45Very good
31:46Round the back my darling
31:47Yeah
31:48Come on get it
31:49Come on round the back
31:50Yay
31:51This is coming get it
31:52Round the back there
31:53One more
31:54Oh
31:57OK
31:58Now get round and spin
31:59Spin with the right hand
32:00Just spin it
32:01Spin it
32:02Spin it
32:03Good
32:04Now get the two one each
32:07Get the two there
32:08Get the two together
32:09And throw them back together
32:10OK
32:13Throw them back together
32:25Put the thing down
32:27Put it down
32:30This is not a BBC soap
32:34All right
32:35Gonzalo will you come back
32:36And do a bit of luck
32:43Well what do you think huh
32:45Too many holes on the dog
32:46Oh yeah
32:47A few holes there
32:48But she's got a shape anyway
32:49What do you think
32:50I should give you eight points
32:51Eight points
32:52Exactly
32:53Eight points there
32:54And good showing up
32:56Good showing up
32:57I did like your throwing though
32:58It was really high
32:59Yeah very high
33:00But he didn't catch many
33:01But he certainly threw it
33:02OK
33:03I'm not a bad shape
33:04Well
33:05She'll give you seven points
33:06Seven points for that
33:07Seven points for that
33:08Seven points for that
33:09Now
33:11Poor family
33:12I mean
33:13It all got in
33:14But I did use it as a skipping rope as well
33:16Which wasn't a bit fair
33:17So I really mapped it up as well
33:19But she had fun
33:20She was quite good at throwing it up
33:21It was nice the way you actually spin it around
33:23Yeah she did a good spin
33:24Yeah she did a good spin
33:25Yeah she did a good spin
33:26So I think you deserve five points for this
33:28Five points
33:29Not very cool
33:30Not very cool
33:31Not very cool
33:32Not very cool
33:34Where's your other one?
33:35Another back
33:36In what?
33:37In what?
33:38In?
33:39You can't sign up
33:40You can't love it
33:41You can't even do it
33:44You can't even do it
33:48Well look at the damn thing
33:50Look at it
33:52Look at it
33:55God
33:56Lively
33:57But was it
33:58It was a good one when you threw it over there
33:59Did you?
34:00I was avoiding
34:01It was spinning
34:02He was spinning away, he was spinning, he was taking off.
34:05It was like a flying object.
34:08Yeah, of course he was.
34:09So what do you think?
34:10It was a good one, but he got carried away with the spinning.
34:12Yes, he was.
34:13So what do you think?
34:14Six points.
34:15Was it?
34:16Six points.
34:17Six points!
34:18OK!
34:19Thank you for the President of the United States.
34:22Give my love to sing it.
34:32What's on the board, Miss Ford?
34:34Well, Jenny and Jeff have scored 15.
34:3615.
34:37Marie and Tony have scored 11.
34:3911.
34:40Oh, four behind.
34:41There's a lot to be won.
34:42A lot to be won.
34:43OK.
34:44Now, our next game is called Dancing in the Dark.
34:48Now, one of you is going to hear some music.
34:51Then they dance to that music and their partner has to guess what the dance is.
34:57Now, which one of you is the more extrovert and would know more about dancing?
35:01You know more about dancing?
35:02Not really.
35:03Not really.
35:04But you're going to have a go.
35:05OK.
35:06More extrovert.
35:07Now, he's the more extrovert.
35:08So, the gentlemen...
35:09Ladies, go to your lecterns.
35:10OK?
35:11Go to your lectern over there.
35:12And gentlemen, get be the other side of the screen.
35:16Each of you.
35:17Get on your dot there.
35:18Get on your dot there.
35:19Get on your dot.
35:20Now, will you put your headphones on?
35:23Yeah.
35:24And there's some funny music going on there, so you can't hear what's going on here.
35:28You can't hear anything.
35:29Good.
35:30I can tell by the face.
35:31Yeah.
35:32OK.
35:33We're ready now for dance music number one.
35:35We've got an answer over there.
35:36And we've got an answer.
35:37It was, of course, the can-can.
35:38What have you got?
35:39The can-can.
35:40The can-can!
35:41The can-can!
35:42The can-can!
35:42The can-can!
35:43The can-can!
35:44We've got the can-can!
35:46Two point seats!
35:47Well done!
35:48Two point seats!
35:49Lovely.
35:50The next one coming up.
35:51Oh, oh...
35:53Yeah, and we've got an answer. It was of course the can-can. What have you got?
35:57The can-can.
35:58The can-can. We've got the can-can. Two poxies. Well done. Two poxies. Lovely. The next one coming up.
36:23All right. We've got an answer there. You've got an answer. Okay. It was of course the hokey-cokey. The hokey-cokey. What have you got there? The hokey-cokey. You're right. Well done. We've got jazz. Jazz. Hokey-cokey jazz, which is wrong. So no points for us. And the next one, please.
36:53What have we got? Have you got an answer? Yes, we have. You got an answer? Yeah, all right. Okay. It was. It was the Charleston. Okay, what have you got? You had the Charleston.
37:19And we've got a knees dance. And I thought you did it very well. You'll have to see her after. Right. And the last one coming up.
37:34We've got an answer. Have you got an answer? Mm-hmm. You have. Okay. It was the tango. What have you got?
37:53Spanish dancing. I'll ask the judges down there. What are you thinking? Yes. One point. One point for Spanish dancing. Okay. And you've got tango.
38:06So now, what's on the board, Miss Ford? Well, Jenny and Jeff have scored 19. Marie and Tony have scored 80.
38:25Oh, so close. Oh, you've caught up low there, you see. Just the tango to let you down. But anyway, you do have a generation game telephone from us to you.
38:37And thank you for being here. There we are. And we'll be... Oh, oh, oh, I say it.
38:45All right. Fine. Well, thank you for being a part of our show. Wonderful, wonderful.
38:49And let's remind ourselves of who you'll be playing in our grand panel.
38:53Come over here. Come along.
38:57That's fine. And have we got a grand final for you. Now, it's a play... Will you stop kissing people?
39:04Like Bob Monkhouse.
39:08Now, it's... It's a play we're doing this week, if you're interested.
39:12It's a play and it's set in the jungle and the plot is obvious, as in all our plays.
39:17But first of all, let's have the vital toss-up. Heads or tails?
39:22Heads.
39:22Heads. It is... It is heads.
39:26OK. So, do you want to go first or second?
39:28We'll go first.
39:28First? OK. Get it over with. So, off you go over there.
39:32And, um, take these to that building they named after me.
39:38OK. Off you go over there. Fine. Just make sure they can't hear us anything.
39:42Now, for Jungle Fantasy, take one.
39:46Oh. Everything's getting me down. This heat. These flies. This audience.
40:00Where are you, Lady Matilda? Lady Matilda! I hope she's not lost.
40:06Oh, maybe. Balance it on your head, dear. On your head.
40:10On my head.
40:11It's fine. Oh, I love going on safari. I always send my luggage on her head.
40:16Well, no.
40:16Just don't. Never talk through a laugh, this. Never with me.
40:21Otherwise you'll get away. Never talk through a laugh.
40:23I'm sorry.
40:23Away you go. Go on.
40:24When I hired you as a jungle guide, I didn't expect to have to carry my own luggage.
40:28Oh, well, you see, you see, I mustn't carry anything heavy, you see.
40:31I hurt my back fighting the Germans.
40:34World War, 1940?
40:36No, World Cup, 1990.
40:39OK, but let me put this down for you, dear.
40:41Oh, thank you.
40:42Let me ask you. Over here. Come over here.
40:44Your next line's on the plant. Just read it on the plant.
40:46Oh, what a lovely plant.
40:53Oh, it's a wild plant. Hey, hey, you boy, you wicked plant.
40:57He's a killer plant.
40:57That was a surprise, wasn't it?
41:01You should have seen her face.
41:03No, a killer plant.
41:04A killer plant?
41:05Yes.
41:05This jungle fills me with a wee.
41:07With a what?
41:08A wee?
41:09A wee?
41:09A jungle fills me with...
41:11It fills me with awe.
41:14It fills me with a wee.
41:17Carry on, carry on.
41:18I'm hungry.
41:19You're hungry? Oh, good.
41:21Do you, uh, do you fancy something Italian?
41:23How about this?
41:24Pizza hut.
41:27Okay, listen.
41:35Okay, on you come, on you come, for goodness sake.
41:38What is it? What is it?
41:39What is it?
41:45Stay there, stay there, stay there.
41:49Come back in your coffin.
41:52Hold on.
41:53Okay, could you get out of there?
41:54Well done.
41:56What an entrance.
41:56Go, go, go, do the walk.
41:57Do the walk.
41:58Go, go.
42:02Lay your line straight in there.
42:04Go on, go on.
42:05Thousand!
42:06Thousand!
42:07I'm me, thousand!
42:08It's all right, Lee.
42:14He could tell you weren't Ken Barlow.
42:18I mean, look at him.
42:20Come here, dear.
42:21You've never seen such a magnificent specimen.
42:23He's better than a Chippendale.
42:25Just touch his chest, dear.
42:27Touch his chest.
42:28Feel the quality.
42:29Oh, dear.
42:30That's it, fake.
42:32That's it, fake, dear, fake.
42:33Oh, dear, we're over here, though.
42:36All right.
42:37Go on, here goes.
42:37Next line.
42:39Thousand!
42:40Thousand!
42:40Take the pith!
42:46For goodness sake!
42:48That's stage directions.
42:50It's Tarzan.
42:51Take the pith helmet off her.
42:54And stand her with it.
42:56Give her a fan.
42:57With the pith helmet.
43:00That's what you've got to do.
43:02That's enough.
43:02Because she's better off where she is.
43:05By the way, where's Jane?
43:08Thousand!
43:09Jane!
43:10Up the unpopo!
43:13Well, congratulations.
43:16Are you hoping for a boy or a girl?
43:18Thousand!
43:23Give her a hand, Thousand!
43:25Come on, come on.
43:26How's my handsome hunk today?
43:32I'm very well, thank you, Rosie.
43:33Fine!
43:34Fine!
43:35Oh, no!
43:36For God's sake, like a ginger tom.
43:41Rosie, I haven't seen your muscles.
43:44I haven't seen them too, really.
43:45It's not your line.
43:47I haven't seen those muscles for such a long time.
43:51Yes.
43:52Wake up, dear, you're missing the line.
43:54Don't grab me a bit, really, but I'm really, well, Rosie, you can get out of there.
44:00All right, what about you?
44:01Well, surely you should have put something on underneath.
44:12Well, I'm going to do everything, dress them as well.
44:17Come on, Tarzan, show us your pectorals.
44:20I think we've already seen them, right?
44:22Yeah, come on.
44:23Hold your biceps and tremble your triceps.
44:26All right, then, this is your bit, come on.
44:31Lovely, lovely, keep turning.
44:33Good, lovely.
44:34Keep it going.
44:39Let's go.
44:40Well done.
44:45I hear a rustling in the bushes.
44:47Yes, what can it be?
44:50What can it be?
44:52Kill it, kill it, get in there.
44:54I'm kidding.
44:55Get in there, get in there, get in there.
44:59Kill it, get in there, get in there.
45:09All right.
45:15All right, all right.
45:32Shut up.
45:34Enough trouble with it.
45:35Leave it, leave it over here.
45:38Come here, come here.
45:40Throw it down here.
45:41That's no good to anybody.
45:44You see?
45:44I'll take it.
45:45That'll be nice.
45:54I can't remember the last time I had a bit of crocodile.
45:58It'd go nicely with the potato peelings
46:01and the cold porridge from Mrs Lipton's kitchen.
46:05Oh, shame, shame.
46:06I love a happy ending.
46:09Oh, my God.
46:11Yes.
46:12I love a happy ending.
46:13I love a happy ending.
46:14I love a happy ending.
46:15I love a happy ending.
46:17Oh, how about it?
46:20Please, please, stop that.
46:22Put a tent over him.
46:31Please, no, I want to thank, I want to thank somebody.
46:33I'll get to you in a minute.
46:34But we'd like to thank Barbara and you.
46:37You really are a darling lady.
46:38You really are.
46:39And you rang my lord one of my favourite, favourite shows.
46:42How many more have you got in the series?
46:44Well, right up to Christmas and I'm hoping to get a mince pie.
46:47Oh, yeah.
46:50Shame.
46:51And what are your plans?
46:52Any nice plans coming up for you?
46:54Well, I might be going to do a play with the Toffs.
46:58Oh, who's that?
46:58Who's that?
46:59Alec Guinness.
47:00Oh, yeah?
47:01Jeremy Irons.
47:02Yeah, really?
47:03Alec Guinness?
47:03Oh, I wonder if they know.
47:06Anyway, good luck for that, my darling.
47:08And thank you very much for being such a wonderful end to our sketch.
47:11Oh, it's a pleasure.
47:11All right.
47:12Thank you, Barbara and you.
47:13Be careful.
47:13We'll spend your money.
47:14We'll spend your money.
47:16OK, you two were absolutely marvellous.
47:18Don't put some clothes on.
47:20Step over there.
47:21Good.
47:22Now, are the elves ready?
47:24Good.
47:24They're ready.
47:25Fine.
47:25We're ready now for Jungle Fantasy Take Two.
47:34Oh, everything's getting me down.
47:37The Heat, The Flies, Nora from Northampton.
47:44And that tribe she's got with her.
47:47Made by a cattle truck.
47:49Oh, dear.
47:50But where are you, Lady Matilda?
47:52I've lost you.
47:53Lady Matilda.
47:54Lady Matilda.
47:55Oh, there you are.
47:58Oh, stoner crows.
48:01Just look at her.
48:02I said bring everything but the kitchen sink.
48:05Yeah, next line.
48:05Are you lying there?
48:06Are you in a trance?
48:09No.
48:11You're Matilda.
48:12Yeah, there's your lying.
48:13OK.
48:14Or in here, rather.
48:15This one here.
48:16When I hired you as a jungle guide, I didn't expect to have to carry my own baggage.
48:22Stop moaning.
48:24I think I've got one bag too many.
48:25Don't forget you're an accountant.
48:27Don't forget you want to prove you're not boring.
48:31Anyway, give us this here.
48:32You can't lift it.
48:33I can't lift anything heavy, you see.
48:35I can't lift anything heavy because I was wounded in action.
48:38Come on.
48:39Was it a major battle?
48:40No, it was a major baxter.
48:42He called me with his wife.
48:44Your next line is here, dear.
48:45On the right.
48:46Your next line is there.
48:48Oh.
48:50This plot really pulls me.
48:52Oh, really?
48:53Oh, I say.
48:57Hold on.
48:57Just a minute.
48:58Just a minute.
48:59Lift your lead.
48:59Lift your lead.
49:01Lift the other one.
49:03There we are.
49:04Fine.
49:04Yeah.
49:05A man can't help acting on impulse.
49:11Come on.
49:11Carry on, dear.
49:12Oh, I've had enough.
49:13I can't go on.
49:15You can't go on.
49:16Oh, I can't go on.
49:17Oh, I'm scorn.
49:19Carry on.
49:19Come on.
49:19I'm so hot.
49:20I fancy an ice cream.
49:22An ice cream?
49:22Oh, lovely.
49:23Look, how about this?
49:24Walls.
49:25Flavor of the month.
49:27Listen, listen.
49:30Listen.
49:30Oh.
49:37That wouldn't scare pussy.
49:40Have another go at it, for goodness sake.
49:43Oh.
49:46God, you love it.
49:50Well, that was too near the greenhouse.
49:52Come on.
49:53Come down.
49:54Keep yelling.
49:55Keep yelling.
49:55Oh.
50:00That's it.
50:00Down good.
50:01Out you come.
50:02Now, do the walk.
50:02Do the walk.
50:03The butch walk down here.
50:04That's it.
50:07Where'd you get this?
50:08Allied carpets?
50:09Do your line, do your line, do your line.
50:13Me, Tarzan.
50:14Yes.
50:14Well, if you're Tarzan, I'm Arnold Schwarzenegger.
50:17Look at him.
50:18You've never seen she's a magnificent specimen since I wore my see-through shirt.
50:22Oh, Dan, what did you do?
50:26Fane, dear.
50:27You won't be the first.
50:28Fane, down there.
50:29Down there, if you will.
50:29Good.
50:30Oh, good.
50:30Lovely, lovely.
50:31Okay.
50:32Your next line.
50:33Go on.
50:33This woman.
50:34This woman ill.
50:36Need go hospital.
50:38I make ape ointment.
50:42What?
50:42I make ape ointment.
50:46Not ape ointment.
50:47Drew.
50:47Anyway, for whatever sake, where's Jane?
50:50Tarzan, get Jane.
50:52Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
50:54That's what you do.
50:55You call.
50:56Ah, ha, ha, ha.
50:58Ah, ha, ha.
50:59Go.
50:59Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
51:04I love you, Tarzan.
51:05I love you, Tarzan.
51:05Turn the tap on.
51:06Right.
51:07Have my handsome hunk today.
51:10Oh, I haven't seen your muscles for since.
51:12It's a long time.
51:14Wake up, you're missing all the fun. Look at all this going on here.
51:17Quick, quick, quick.
51:18OK, go on, Tiles. Move your muscles.
51:20Flex your pecs. Get them all...
51:22Come on, pose your biceps.
51:23Tremble your chest.
51:24Yeah, go on. Go with it. Go with it.
51:29Now, down the front. Show us your back.
51:30Ripple and ripple them.
51:32Keep going.
51:35Down the front again.
51:36Get the pose.
51:39Bim! Well done.
51:43Falcon!
51:44I hear a rustling in the bushes.
51:46Oh, yes. Oh, what can it be?
51:49Ooh!
51:50Go on, get it, get it, get it.
51:52Get the knife. Get in there, get in there.
51:57Get it, get it, get it.
51:58Let's go on, go for it, go for it.
52:02Go for the stabber.
52:04Keep the knife going.
52:05Get it.
52:07Give us the knife.
52:10Give us the knife.
52:11Give it.
52:13It's broken.
52:16Well, you're on your own, mate.
52:19Come on, come back here.
52:20Come back here.
52:22He's lost a few teeth, that fella.
52:24There we are.
52:25Come here, come here.
52:26My Tarzan's not afraid of anything.
52:29No, do your pose.
52:30Do your pose.
52:31Do your pose.
52:32That's it.
52:33Tarzan.
52:34I'll teach him a thing or two.
52:44Oh, I've waited a long time for a hairy chest like this.
52:48Tarzan, come into my hut.
52:50And I shall show you the true meaning of swinging in the jungle.
52:59Tarzan's terrified.
53:01I should think so.
53:01She's a man-eater.
53:03Especially for breakfast.
53:04Thank you so much, my darling.
53:20And thanks to Leslie Joseph for being our other special guest star.
53:24It really is lovely of you.
53:25And you're so popular the way.
53:26Oh, they will scream when you came on there.
53:28And thank you for being here.
53:30Oh, my pleasure.
53:30And the hair.
53:32The hair and everything.
53:33Now, what are you doing for Christmas?
53:34I'm doing Handmine.
53:35Oh, where?
53:36At Richmond.
53:36Oh, lovely theatre.
53:37Fairy Godmother.
53:38Oh, beautiful.
53:38Cinderella.
53:39Really?
53:40Fairy Godmother.
53:40Do they know yet?
53:41Yes, they do.
53:41I don't know what's coming.
53:44Well, have a merry, merry Christmas.
53:45Have a marvellous time.
53:46Thank you for being a part of our show.
53:48Leslie Joseph.
53:49There you are.
53:52Let's have the other two back.
53:54Let's have the other two back here, if you will.
53:57That's good.
53:58That's good.
53:58Now, who better to judge this than someone who's used to all this kind of carry-on?
54:04It's the bubbly, the effervescent, Barbara Windsor.
54:11Oh, thank you for a wonderful time.
54:22Such a memory.
54:23Oh, carry on up the jungle.
54:24Well, it was this kind of thing, wasn't it?
54:27Oh, it's terrific.
54:28They did it even better.
54:29Oh, yeah.
54:29Oh, yeah.
54:30Well, who are you going to mark?
54:31Oh, lovely Jo.
54:32She was so posh, wasn't she?
54:33She was posh?
54:33Yes, she was smashing.
54:35Oh, Johnny.
54:36The old crocodile terrific fight.
54:38Yes.
54:39I'm going to give him 17.
54:4017, high point.
54:41Well done, you two.
54:43Very, very, very good.
54:45Now, over here.
54:46And our lovely Jenny.
54:47What a wonderful damsel in distress.
54:49Yes, she was in distress.
54:50She was super.
54:51But what can I say?
54:54I mean, what can we say?
54:56Yeah, well, I'd like to say he's a bit of a slasher as far as I can.
54:58What do you see now?
55:00Knowing me, that's how he got the extra points.
55:03Oh, yeah.
55:08So what did they get then?
55:10They get 19.
55:11They get 19.
55:12Oh, yeah.
55:12Oh, yeah.
55:19Thank you very much.
55:21Thank you very much.
55:23Thank you very much.
55:23Thank you very much.
55:23Thank you very much.
55:24You're a lovely judge.
55:25What are your plans for Christmas?
55:26Anything special?
55:27Well, believe it or not, I'm at the Derngate Theatre as Aladdin.
55:33And Northampton.
55:34And Northampton.
55:35Hey!
55:36Tell you what, I'm going back on the coach with them.
55:38Well, Nora, we'll find out about that.
55:43Okay.
55:44I'm a good coach.
55:45I'm a good coach.
55:46Thank you for being a part of it.
55:48Thank you very much for being a part of it.
56:00If you'll just pop over there.
56:02Okay.
56:03And you two.
56:04Okay.
56:05You can kiss them after.
56:06This is important.
56:07This is the coach.
56:08Take the doors away, please.
56:14Lots of articles are going to pass before your eyes.
56:16Have a real good look.
56:17I think you remember you will take home with you tonight.
56:19Look out for the tricky ones because they are more valuable than they look.
56:22Are you ready?
56:23Good luck for this.
56:24Your 40 seconds starts now.
56:26On the conveyor belt tonight, we have a pair of silk pyjamas, a portable colour TV set,
56:31a mini pinball machine, an Edam cheese, a case of champagne, a lady's sweater, a juice
56:41extractor.
56:42Oh!
56:43A cut glass vase, the video of my one-man show at the Palladium, an instant camera, a
56:53travelling computer chess set, a collection of Christmas books, a facial sauna, a personal
56:58radio, an anniversary clock, port and a decanter, a travel bag and a cordless telephone.
57:08Okay.
57:09Now, keep thinking nice thoughts.
57:11Keep your mind active.
57:13All right.
57:14Come and sit down.
57:15Come and sit yourselves down.
57:16Another 40 seconds.
57:17Okay.
57:18Now, you'll get the first 20 seconds.
57:19When you hear a funny noise, you'll have the last 20 seconds to remember everything you
57:24saw.
57:25Good luck again for this.
57:26Here we go.
57:27Here we go.
57:28Your 40 seconds starts now.
57:29Brutus video, Edam cheese.
57:30Brutus video, good.
57:31In the Edam cheese.
57:32Pajamas.
57:33Yes?
57:34Portable TV.
57:35Juice maker.
57:36Vaz.
57:37Ladies jumper.
57:38Um.
57:39Pelly toy.
57:40Cheese.
57:41Cheese.
57:42Cheese.
57:43I said to cheese though.
57:44You've been doing well.
57:45You've been doing well.
57:46You've been doing well.
57:47You've been doing well.
57:48You've been doing well.
57:49Tee.
57:50Clock.
57:51TV.
57:52TV.
57:53Good cars.
57:54Good cars.
57:55Your age.
57:56Phone.
57:57Teams.
57:58Team table.
57:59Oh, just that.
58:01Just that.
58:02Good food.
58:03Champagne.
58:04Chees.
58:05You've got that.
58:06Video recorder.
58:07Come on, corner, come on, corner.
58:09Yes, good.
58:11They do well.
58:13I think you can do well.
58:15Come on, as you come. As you come here.
58:23I'm glad you got my video, the one-man show.
58:25By the way, it can be bought at any, you know, well-known hardware shop.
58:30But it really is the latest video recorder, so good luck with that.
58:34And the EDAM cheese will look, look at this,
58:37a holiday for four to Amsterdam.
58:40Are you happy? Are you happy?
58:43Lovely.
58:44Well, on behalf of Ray's brief and myself and everybody,
58:48thank you for being with us this week.
58:50We'll see you next week. Be there.
58:52Bye-bye.
58:54Bye-bye.
59:04Be careful.
59:05Be careful.
59:06Be careful.
59:07Be careful.
59:09Yeah.
59:10Hey.
59:12Oh, baby.
59:13Oh, baby.
59:14Oh, baby.
59:15Oh, baby.
59:16Be careful.
59:17Be careful.
59:19Be careful.
59:21Yeah.
59:22Oh, baby.
59:23I want to play the game with you.
59:27Yeah.