Murphy Brown Season 8 Episode 10 The Humboldt Doldt
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00:00I'm 104 years old and still going strong.
00:04I'm the world's oldest living secretary, you know.
00:07Really? Well, isn't that wonderful? Congratulations.
00:10For what? I've been a secretary for 83 years.
00:14My last promotion was during the teapot dough scandal.
00:19You know, it might be a little late to be hearing this, Irma,
00:22but did you ever think it might be your attitude?
00:24Ha! That's what Calvin Coolidge said.
00:30Oh! Hello, FYI!
00:34Hello, Mr. Lansing!
00:36Hello, I'm a busy man.
00:40I don't have time to engage in mindless banter.
00:43So, Mr. Lansing, what brings you down to FYI?
00:46That's banter, Silverberg.
00:48Last night, Dateline, Katie Couric,
00:51was doing this charming story
00:53about a family with quintuplets
00:56celebrating their very first Thanksgiving.
01:00I like this Katie Couric.
01:02She has great hair.
01:05You know, if I was a woman,
01:07I'd think I'd want Katie Couric's kind of hair.
01:11And you'd look lovely, sir.
01:16Quintuplets Thanksgiving.
01:17Miller's doing a quintuplet Thanksgiving story tonight
01:19on Front and Center.
01:20That's what I'm trying to tell you, Silverberg.
01:23You think I came all the way down here
01:24to discuss Katie Couric's damn hair?
01:28If I had, we would be engaged in...
01:31Banter?
01:32Correct! You're in a cigar!
01:34I'm joking!
01:35I'm a funny guy!
01:37But I'm serious!
01:39You didn't know about our little story problem,
01:42did you, Silverberg?
01:43No.
01:44I mean, I usually watch Dateline,
01:46but...
01:47Porky and I got into a discussion last night
01:49about our marriage,
01:50and she accused me of using work talk
01:52as a roadblock to real communication,
01:54and I'm betting this is more than you really wanted to know.
01:57You and Sherwood married?
01:59I had no idea.
02:01Congratulations!
02:04I should get you a present.
02:05Oh, Mr. Lansing, that's not necessary.
02:07We...
02:07Here's your present.
02:09You're not fired.
02:10Now, get another story by tonight,
02:14or I'm taking my present back.
02:19Look at this.
02:20I'm walking away,
02:21and nobody says goodbye, Stan.
02:23Oh, goodbye, Stan.
02:24You had your chance, Fontana.
02:29Hi, Stan.
02:30Miller?
02:38Yeah, you're right.
02:39Thanks.
02:40Miller, we've got a major crisis on our hands.
02:46Dateline just ran your quintuplets story.
02:48Yeah, I know.
02:49How was it?
02:50You knew about this?
02:52Sure.
02:52I ran into Katie Couric a couple of weeks ago.
02:54She told me what she was working on,
02:56and, you know, I thought,
02:56hey, that's exactly the kind of story
02:58we should be doing on front and center.
03:00Miller!
03:01You can't do the same story another show did.
03:04Why not?
03:05It's quintuplets.
03:06Five babies, two shows.
03:08That's 2.5 babies per show.
03:11More than enough babies for everybody.
03:14Miller, do you have any idea how wrong that is?
03:17Hey, pal, check the math yourself.
03:20Only, don't touch that little C button,
03:24or you have to start all over again.
03:28Miles, you've got to hear the new greeting
03:30on Barbara Walter's answering machine,
03:32but don't be surprised if it sounds a little like me
03:35telling filthy off-color jokes.
03:37I cracked her code.
03:39I think we have a major emergency.
03:41We can't run Miller's quintuplets story tonight.
03:43He stole it from Dateline.
03:45What?
03:46You stole a story?
03:48Even after that talk we had
03:50about where bad journalists go when they die?
03:53Yeah.
03:54I asked Corraldo about that.
03:56He said it's not true.
03:59Miller, what you did was totally unethical.
04:01We don't have time for this.
04:04We go on the air in eight hours.
04:06Now, there has got to be a solution.
04:09Think.
04:11Think.
04:14Hey, wait a second.
04:17What are we doing again?
04:21Ah-ha.
04:22You have something?
04:23No, that was ah-ha.
04:25I have nothing.
04:26Of course I have something.
04:27We can do that midnight basketball story
04:29that's been kicking around.
04:30What?
04:31That's my story.
04:31Hey, that's a great idea.
04:32Of course it is.
04:33It's my story.
04:34Midnight basketball?
04:36It's a program to give inner-city kids
04:38an alternative to drugs and gangs,
04:40but they're shutting down
04:41because they've lost funding.
04:43So, hey, here's a hundred bucks.
04:45Balls for everyone.
04:46Problem solved.
04:47I just don't see a story here.
04:50Miles, you can't just take a story from FYI
04:53and give it to front and center.
04:54Not unless I get permission
04:55from FYI's executive producer.
04:58And what with him being me,
04:59I think I can talk myself into it.
05:00Okay, time is short.
05:02We're all gonna have to pitch in.
05:03That is my story.
05:05Oh, oh, I get it.
05:08You're all too busy to help me.
05:11Me, your executive producer,
05:13your friend,
05:13and in some cases, your husband.
05:15You people ought to be ashamed of yourselves.
05:17Who gets your budgets approved?
05:20Who gets you tickets
05:20to all the network sporting events?
05:22Who's secretly been taking ballroom dancing lessons
05:24so he won't embarrass his wife
05:26and her cousin's cotillion?
05:26Oh, I'm doing that.
05:29Oh, that's so sweet.
05:30You're damn right it is.
05:31So I don't think it's too much
05:32to ask for a little help just this once.
05:36Oh, all right.
05:38Frank?
05:40No.
05:42She's just doing this
05:44because it's her show.
05:45If I were doing a show with Miller
05:46and I wanted to steal a story from you,
05:48you wouldn't help me.
05:49And if the Earth suddenly spun off its axis
05:51and crashed into the sun,
05:52we'd all be dead.
05:53Get with the program, Frank.
05:55All right, but I am not happy.
05:57Okay, okay.
05:58We have got a lot to get done by tonight,
06:00but we can do it
06:01because we are the best damn group
06:03of journalists there ever was.
06:04Anyone got any lip balm?
06:06I'm chapping like crazy here.
06:08With one glaring exception.
06:10Okay, time for the doing it all, thanks.
06:12Corky, I need footage.
06:14Most troubling is that
06:17these criminal organizations
06:19have apparently been attempting
06:20to smuggle nuclear weapons technology
06:22and materials out of the country
06:24and auction them off to the highest bidder.
06:26Run it up illegal.
06:27Run it up illegal.
06:28Look, I still need that graphic
06:29for Midnight Basketball.
06:30It has to be dramatic,
06:32evoking the crushing sadness
06:34of the lost hopes and betrayed dreams
06:36of a neglected generation.
06:38All right, just draw me a basketball.
06:42Almost there.
06:42Uh, how do you spell benevolent?
06:44This is Miller, Frank.
06:45Spell it G-O-O-D.
06:48One year of turn,
06:49we'll have Miller Redfield's
06:50compelling report
06:50on the recent dismantling
06:52of an anti-crime program.
06:54And we're in the commercial.
06:56Should we just stay there?
06:57Miles, I have the last piece of footage,
06:59but I couldn't buy any kids
07:00playing Midnight Basketball.
07:01So what do you have?
07:02Kids playing street hockey
07:03during a solar eclipse.
07:06It's a score.
07:07It's dark.
07:07It's thematic.
07:08Go.
07:09Frank, you gotta work
07:09in street hockey.
07:10Street hockey.
07:11I'm on it.
07:12Okay, here are the interview
07:13questions for Miller.
07:14I'm marked with his attitude
07:15should be on each one.
07:16See, smiley faces mean happy
07:18and frowny faces mean sad.
07:19Good idea.
07:20Frank, stick into smiley
07:21and frowny faces.
07:22Faces.
07:23I'm on it.
07:24Smile.
07:25The only still photo I have
07:26of the program director
07:27is from 1968
07:28when he met the Beatles.
07:29Frank, Love Beans, and Ringo.
07:30Ringo?
07:32I'm on it.
07:33Hello, everyone.
07:34Jim, there you are.
07:36Did you catch up
07:36with Confidence Man Williams?
07:37Well, not exactly.
07:39Oh, jeez.
07:40But I did find proof
07:41that funds from the basketball program
07:43are being funneled
07:43into pork barrel projects
07:45in his district.
07:46Oh!
07:49Frank, funnel, pork.
07:53Got it.
07:54Good job, everybody.
07:55Charles, change the plans.
07:58I went with the paisley.
07:59It's beautiful.
08:00Now get out there.
08:01All right, so, uh,
08:05which prompter
08:06am I reading this off of?
08:07Oh, God.
08:08The teleprompter!
08:15In five, four, three, two...
08:21Welcome back.
08:25With fear of violent crime
08:27having reached epidemic proportions,
08:29a cry has gone out
08:30for more police,
08:32more prisons,
08:33harsher sentences.
08:36However, amidst this uproar,
08:38there remain a few
08:39quiet voices of compassion.
08:44Unfortunately,
08:44with the passage
08:45of a Republican crime
08:46the last month,
08:48another of those voices
08:49was silenced.
08:52And much like a solar eclipse
08:54casts its shadow
08:55over the earth,
08:57the politics of intolerance
08:58have cast a shadow
08:59over the future
09:00of America's children.
09:02I'm Miller Redfield
09:04for Front and Center.
09:05Good night.
09:09Good night.
09:09And we're clear!
09:13We did it!
09:14Oh, great show, everybody!
09:17Woo!
09:18How can you look at this tie
09:20and say that?
09:21Oh, man.
09:22This was exhilarating.
09:24Those amateurs at Dateline
09:26couldn't put a story
09:26together this fast.
09:28You know what I was just thinking?
09:29Wouldn't it be hilarious
09:30if after all the hard work
09:32we did,
09:33Miller got a Humboldt nomination
09:34for that?
09:35That would be hysterical.
09:37Of course,
09:38if he does,
09:39I'm gonna kill him.
09:42I'm gonna kill him.
09:46Is this a great night
09:49or what?
09:51Hey, you know,
09:52you may find this hard
09:52to believe
09:53I've been in this business
09:54for 12 years
09:55and I've never, ever
09:57been nominated
09:58for an award.
10:01Mind boggles.
10:02Yeah.
10:04Oh,
10:04ah,
10:05there's Walter Cronkite.
10:07Hey, you know,
10:08rumor has it
10:08he lets people
10:09rub his tummy
10:10for luck.
10:13I'm gonna go say hi.
10:16This is unbelievable.
10:18We do all the work
10:19and he gets all the credit.
10:20It's like making
10:21passionate love
10:22to a woman
10:22and have her scream
10:23out someone else's name.
10:27Guys talk,
10:27you hear things.
10:32You know,
10:33I really feel sorry
10:34for that guy.
10:35Sorry?
10:36For Miller?
10:37No,
10:37for that old waiter
10:38who Miller thinks
10:39is Walter Cronkite.
10:42Look,
10:43we're all upset,
10:45but I know for a fact
10:46that Miller
10:47is not going to win.
10:48Why,
10:48you have some kind
10:49of inside information?
10:50I just believe in God
10:51and I refuse to believe
10:53that God would let
10:54someone as undeserving
10:55as Miller Redfield
10:56win a Humboldt.
10:58Interesting.
10:59So,
10:59God sits on the sidelines
11:01while the Ebola virus
11:02rages through Zaire,
11:03but when it comes
11:04to the fate
11:05of a stupid glass statuette,
11:07suddenly he springs
11:07into action.
11:11Boy,
11:12for a veteran newsman,
11:14Cronkite isn't quite
11:15the expert,
11:15you might think.
11:16Attempting please,
11:18it's time to continue
11:19with the awards presentation.
11:22Our next award
11:23is for individual achievement
11:25in reporting.
11:26Oh, wow,
11:26that's my category.
11:27Everybody,
11:28wish me luck.
11:28Oh, nice story.
11:32And the nominees are
11:34Dan Rather,
11:36Aftermath in Oklahoma City,
11:37Ed Bradley,
11:40for Canada,
11:42a nation divided,
11:44Miller Redfield,
11:46the sun sets
11:47on midnight basketball,
11:49and Katie Couric,
11:51a quintuplet Thanksgiving.
11:55And the winner is...
11:57Not Miller,
11:58not Miller,
11:58not Miller.
11:59Miller Redfield!
12:00Oh,
12:00thank you.
12:03I can't believe it.
12:12You know,
12:12I was talking
12:14to Walter Cronkite earlier,
12:16and he said something
12:18I will never forget.
12:21I asked him
12:21if he had any advice
12:23for me
12:23on this special evening,
12:25and he said,
12:26in that Italian accent
12:28of his,
12:28I recommend
12:32the chicken.
12:35Anyway,
12:36you know you don't
12:37win an award
12:38like this by yourself,
12:39no?
12:40No, it takes a little
12:41something called
12:41teamwork.
12:43So I'd like to take
12:44a moment to thank
12:45all the people
12:45who helped me
12:46win this award.
12:48Steve,
12:49my hair guy,
12:52you're a miracle worker,
12:53dude!
12:56Chloe,
12:56my fashion coordinator,
12:59my makeup lady.
13:03Murphy?
13:07Murphy,
13:07what's the name
13:08of my makeup lady?
13:14And look at him.
13:16It's not fair.
13:17I can't believe
13:18he didn't thank us
13:19after all the hard work
13:20we did.
13:21It's just like Christmas
13:22when all the skinny
13:23overwork elves
13:24kill themselves
13:25to make all the toys
13:26but who's the big old
13:27tub of lard
13:28who gets cookies
13:29everywhere he goes?
13:30Mr. Ho-Ho-Ho,
13:32that's him.
13:33Come on, elves.
13:35Fat boy's going down.
13:36I'm with you.
13:38Now, just hold it
13:41right there.
13:43This is the
13:44Humboldt Awards,
13:46journalism's finest hour.
13:48It's not about
13:48getting credit.
13:49It's about honoring
13:50excellence in a craft
13:51to which we have
13:52devoted our lives.
13:53Jim's right.
13:55Besides,
13:55you think people
13:55aren't going to know
13:56the truth?
13:57I mean,
13:57let's face it,
13:58it doesn't take
13:58a genius to figure out
14:00that that story
14:00couldn't possibly
14:01have been done
14:02by Miller Redfield.
14:03How about that
14:04Miller Redfield?
14:07Holy mackerel,
14:08who thought he would
14:09have talent like that?
14:11All of you could learn
14:12a thing or two
14:12from that boy.
14:13Anybody who could
14:14come up with a
14:15Humboldt award-winning
14:16story on such
14:17short notice
14:18deserves a big raise
14:20and maybe a shot
14:21at the evening news.
14:25What's the matter,
14:26Fontana?
14:26You sound like
14:27you're leaking
14:27something.
14:29What'd you say
14:30if I told you
14:31that Miller had
14:31no responsibility
14:32for that story,
14:33that we did all
14:34the work and Frank
14:35wrote the copy
14:35and Miller did
14:36nothing?
14:37I'd say
14:37balderdash.
14:39I saw that story.
14:41Miller had such
14:42passion,
14:42such flair.
14:44Fontana,
14:45give me another
14:45word for passion.
14:47Uh,
14:47verve?
14:48Verve!
14:49What the hell
14:50kind of word
14:50is verve?
14:51Makes my teeth
14:53vibrate.
14:54Oh!
14:55Ow!
14:58Murphy,
14:59you expect me
14:59to believe
15:00Fontana wrote
15:01that story?
15:02I say
15:03balderdash.
15:04Excuse me,
15:05Katie,
15:05what was the name
15:06of that shampoo
15:07you mentioned?
15:09Touch that no one
15:10in their right mind
15:11would believe
15:11Miller was responsible
15:12for that story.
15:13You can't count
15:14Lansing.
15:15He wanted to spice
15:15up murder she wrote
15:16by giving Angela
15:17Lansbury a talking
15:18car.
15:19Besides,
15:21trust me,
15:22anyone who works
15:22in journalism
15:23will know the truth.
15:26Hello, everybody.
15:26Hi,
15:27how are you?
15:28Boy,
15:29were all of you
15:29as surprised
15:30by Miller
15:31as I was?
15:32Oh,
15:32tell me about it.
15:33I never knew
15:34he had that kind
15:35of a...
15:35By the way,
15:38has anyone
15:39noticed
15:40what a smut
15:41mouth
15:41that
15:42Barbara Walters
15:43has become?
15:44more.
15:50So I was wrong.
15:51I'm going over
15:52there right now
15:52and I'm going to
15:53make Miller admit
15:54he had nothing
15:54to do with that
15:55story.
15:55The least he could
15:56do is say thank you.
15:56Hey,
15:57if we do it right,
15:58the most he'll be
15:58able to say is
15:59thank you.
16:00No,
16:00no,
16:00no.
16:00For goodness
16:02this gratitude
16:03it is not heartfelt.
16:04We all know
16:05what we did,
16:06even if no one
16:07else does,
16:07and it's good
16:08enough for me.
16:09It's true.
16:10I mean,
16:10we didn't become
16:11journalists just
16:12so we could win
16:12awards.
16:13Look,
16:14the basketball
16:14story got done
16:15and it was great.
16:17Who cares if
16:17nobody knows
16:18it was us?
16:19Exactly.
16:19We all know
16:20the truth,
16:20we'll always know
16:21it,
16:21and we can take
16:22that to our grave.
16:24Word will die
16:24with us,
16:25never to be known
16:26by another living
16:26soul.
16:28Well,
16:28let's go
16:29ring a thank you
16:30out of that little
16:30bastard.
16:33Hey,
16:34guys,
16:34you know,
16:35I feel terrible.
16:36I mean,
16:37I have been
16:37incredibly selfish.
16:39I've been over here
16:40answering all these
16:41questions about
16:41me and my story,
16:44and I don't know,
16:45I thought,
16:45hey,
16:46maybe you guys
16:47might like to
16:47answer some questions
16:48about me
16:49and my story.
16:51Come on,
16:52Murphy,
16:52you go first.
16:53With pleasure.
16:55Murphy,
16:55we'd like to get
16:56your reaction
16:56to Miller winning
16:57the Humble.
16:58Oh,
16:58I think I could
16:59come up
16:59with a little
17:00something.
17:01Great.
17:02As someone
17:03who's won
17:04countless Humboldts,
17:05you've come
17:06to embody
17:07the grace
17:07and dignity
17:08of this award.
17:09How do you feel
17:10about being
17:11a role model
17:12for a whole
17:12new generation
17:13of award-winning
17:14journalists
17:14like Miller Redfield?
17:17A role model?
17:18Well,
17:18I'd just like
17:20to say that
17:20I'm delighted
17:25to see
17:25excellence
17:26rewarded.
17:26excuse me.
17:34But Jim,
17:35she had a
17:36golden opportunity
17:37to blow the
17:37whistle on Miller
17:38and she just
17:39stood there
17:39with that
17:39resigned expression
17:41on her face.
17:42She looked just
17:42like my Uncle
17:43Cletus right
17:43before he got
17:44hit by a cigarette
17:45boat.
17:47Well,
17:47I wouldn't worry.
17:49If I know
17:50our Murphy,
17:51she's just
17:51biding her time,
17:53waiting for the
17:53perfect moment
17:54to give Miller
17:54his due.
17:55I don't know.
17:56You know,
17:56I'm really worried
17:57about her.
17:58This morning,
17:59I checked
17:59Miller's office.
18:01No fire ants,
18:02no bear traps,
18:03and from the way
18:04he's walking,
18:05there is not even
18:05one drop of liquid
18:07heat in his underwear.
18:12Oh,
18:13hello,
18:13Slugger.
18:14What's going on,
18:14Mer?
18:15Yeah,
18:15hi.
18:16Well,
18:17now,
18:18look at this
18:19magazine with
18:20Newt Gingrich
18:21on the cover,
18:22just waiting
18:22to be defaced.
18:23And what have
18:24we here,
18:24black marking
18:25pens located
18:26conveniently nearby?
18:29Sorry,
18:30I'm just
18:31not in the mood.
18:32Oh,
18:33for Pete's sake,
18:34this has gone
18:34on long enough.
18:35Isn't it about
18:36time you stopped
18:36moping around
18:37and got back
18:38at Miller's?
18:39Really,
18:39Murphy?
18:40He's been
18:41strutting around
18:41here all week
18:42like the cock
18:43of the war.
18:44I mean,
18:44the same thing
18:45here as it does
18:45in Louisiana,
18:46right?
18:48I still don't know
18:49why you didn't
18:50expose him
18:50when you had
18:51the chance.
18:52Well,
18:52I wanted to,
18:53I really did,
18:54but then he stuck
18:54that microphone
18:55in my face
18:56and I realized
18:56it wouldn't
18:57change anything
18:58and I'd just
18:58come off as
18:58looking small
18:59and petty.
19:00Since when
19:00has that ever
19:01stopped you?
19:02Besides,
19:02we had a week.
19:03Surely you could
19:03have exacted
19:04some immature
19:05revenge by now.
19:07We'd look to
19:07you for that.
19:09What's the point?
19:10Miller won the Humboldt
19:12and no amount
19:12of poisonous
19:13snakes or
19:14electrified toilet
19:15seats is going
19:15to change that.
19:16So what are we
19:17supposed to do
19:17then,
19:18Murphy?
19:19I don't know.
19:20Forget about it,
19:21I guess.
19:22Maybe the universe
19:22will dispense
19:23some kind of
19:24justice eventually.
19:25Oh,
19:26no.
19:27I'm not falling
19:27for that old
19:28strong and dance
19:29again.
19:30Oh,
19:30Murphy,
19:31I've got an idea
19:32for tonight's show.
19:34Yes,
19:35Miller?
19:35Well,
19:36I think that you
19:37should refer to me
19:38as Humboldt
19:39award-winning
19:40journalist Miller
19:41Redfield.
19:41Oh,
19:42and I talked
19:43to the credit
19:44guy and we
19:45agreed that the
19:46most recent
19:47Humboldt winner's
19:47name should come
19:48first and that
19:50would be me.
19:53See you now.
19:55Wait,
19:55Miller,
19:57did it ever
19:58occur to you
19:59that just maybe
20:00you didn't do
20:01this story all by
20:02yourself,
20:02that just maybe
20:04you had a little
20:05bit of help?
20:06Wow.
20:08Are you saying
20:09that maybe I
20:10should have
20:10shared some
20:11of the credit
20:11on this story?
20:13Yeah.
20:13Miller,
20:14that's what
20:14I'm saying.
20:15Boy,
20:16you don't get
20:17nominated for
20:18one year and
20:19this is what
20:20happens.
20:20How do you
20:21live with
20:22yourself?
20:2920 seconds to
20:29air.
20:30Have a good show,
20:34Miller.
20:34You too,
20:34Murphy?
20:36Whoa.
20:37What?
20:38Your breath.
20:39Are you really
20:40going to go on
20:41television in front
20:42of millions of
20:42viewers with your
20:43breath smelling
20:43like an old
20:44fishing boat?
20:46Yikes.
20:47Here,
20:48have a mint.
20:49Oh,
20:49thank you.
20:52Whoa.
20:54Minty.
20:55In five,
20:57four,
20:57three,
20:58two.
21:00Good evening.
21:01Live from
21:01Washington, D.C.,
21:02I'm Murphy Brown
21:03and you are
21:04front and center.
21:06Tonight,
21:07we take you
21:07from the world
21:08of international
21:09athletic competition
21:10to a testing ground
21:11for the latest
21:12battlefield time.
21:14Before we begin,
21:16I'd like to extend
21:17congratulations
21:17to my colleague,
21:18Miller Redfield,
21:20on winning his
21:20first Humboldt Award.
21:23Thank you,
21:23Buck.
21:27That was weird.
21:46Wait,
21:46did you see that?
21:50Oh,
21:51that blue stuff
21:52coming out of your mouth?
21:53Not really.
21:54Here,
21:55have some water.
21:56Oh,
21:56thank you.
21:58Mmm.
22:00I have to tell you,
22:02nothing like that
22:02has ever happened
22:03to me before.
22:06Boy,
22:06this one
22:07would take
22:07really fun.
22:10I'm sorry,
22:11Miller,
22:11I didn't quite
22:11catch that.
22:13My
22:13pug is numb.
22:16And we're
22:17coming out of
22:17commercial?
22:18No,
22:19no,
22:19no,
22:19we can't
22:19come out of the
22:20muscle.
22:20My pug is numb.
22:21Welcome back.
22:24In a moment,
22:24you'll meet
22:25world kickboxing
22:26champion
22:26Jerry O'Neill,
22:27an inspiring
22:28young man
22:29who took up
22:30martial arts
22:30in response
22:31to ridicule
22:32about his
22:33childhood speech
22:33impediment.
22:35Speech impediment?
22:38Oh,
22:39no,
22:40I gotta
22:40get up
22:41on here.
22:44His story
22:45begins
22:45in a small
22:46town
22:46outside
22:47of Akron,
22:48Ohio.
22:49Tape is rolling
22:50and we're
22:50clear.
22:52Good thing
22:53the Humboldt
22:53Committee
22:54wasn't watching
22:55tonight.
22:56I can't get
22:57off.
22:59I'm sorry
23:00and my
23:01tug is numb.
23:04What was that?
23:05Were you expressing
23:06your sincere
23:07and heartfelt
23:08gratitude
23:08on all the
23:09help we gave
23:09you on your
23:10humble,
23:10willing story?
23:12No,
23:12I'm sorry
23:13and my
23:13can't get
23:14off
23:14and my
23:15tug is numb.
23:16my
23:20humble
23:21really
23:22thought
23:22it
23:22did
23:22fun.
23:26It's a nice
23:34thought, Miller,
23:35but it's a little
23:35late.
23:37Mommy,
23:38what do you do
23:39tomorrow?
23:40I'm still humble,
23:42but it'll do.
23:42What took you
23:43so long?
23:44Well, I was
23:45waiting for the
23:45universe to
23:46dispense some
23:46justice,
23:47but sometimes
23:48the universe
23:48is just too
23:49damn slow.
23:49I'm going to get
23:54you for this
23:55moving ground.
23:56This is not
23:58over.
24:02The effects of
24:03putting Nair in
24:04someone's style
24:05and gel,
24:05however,
24:06only take a few
24:07minutes.
24:10My hair
24:11is coming out
24:13of trouble.
24:16I'm bored.
24:17I'm bored.