Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to call-in and share their biggest female turn-offs.
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00:00all right us guys are simple creatures and we'll look past a lot of behaviors for the chance of
00:08getting laid but still there are some things that even the horniest kai can't get past what is your
00:15ultimate female turnoff is what we want to know just for the next little bit here on dave and
00:20chuck the freak your ultimate female turnoff um this guy said she bit my lip so hard it started
00:28bleeding that's fine instant boner killer for him yeah not not everybody no not for everybody
00:36there's so many more worse things though uh let's go to uh ethan in naples hey man how are you
00:47what's your ultimate female turnoff uh went on a date with this 10 out of 10 the date went great
00:55everything went great we get back in the truck we start making now she kissed my neck and then
00:59she shoved her tongue in my ear and i don't know i don't know about you guys but i guess some guys
01:04are into that but me having a chick shoved her tongue in my ear just dude i've never pushed a
01:09chick off me faster in my life and gotten at it i wouldn't like that don't know why yeah total mood
01:14killer man you can do stuff to my ear like you can stick your butt putting your tongue in it like
01:19that's just especially without warning like yeah i mean yeah well you don't want to hear i'm going
01:25in i just don't think ears are ever as clean as what are you gonna taste you know you're going after
01:32some stuff you can really get after your ears and you're just like wow they're still not great
01:36yeah that'd be like sucking someone's nose whoo you know what i mean or start like it's kind of
01:43yeah right up your tongue up your nostril same kind of thing there's holes that shouldn't be
01:48entered you just hear it let's see what oh the sound of it yeah it would be a real deep lick i don't
01:56know what i'd be i'd be like
01:57you accidentally break someone's nose right just from the head shimmy go in you know with a q-tip
02:09like that like ticklish sensation but it's like moist yeah yep it's no good lady's tongue
02:15you start to have a thin tongue to get any to get in there though it's just weird so some dude must
02:20have told her he liked that that's it yeah she picked it up as a move yep it's not the best
02:25i get it yeah i don't know if i'd kick her out of my car but hey we do i just kind of move around
02:36i think i would just relocate the tongue oh yeah you know i'd be really thinking about drying that
02:41ear out as fast as i could i would be really trying to look around uh this guy said my wife
02:50who's probably listening snot rockets in the shower what a bitch yep he married her yeah that's not
02:57my relationship's not going well god that's gross that is a huge turn off yep if i were ever to hear
03:02my lady yeah i don't know what i'd do if i saw a woman go like that like
03:08i don't even i remember
03:12damn
03:12damn
03:18you gross
03:21yeah
03:21that's what he does
03:24here's what some people are texting in um
03:26but a really hot woman though with fred flintstone feet and toes he says yeah i mean it's depending
03:33that would shut you down that would you're such a foot guy i mean not that you have a fetish
03:37but you you know you're turned off by bad feet
03:40yeah if they're if they're well fred flint
03:43chuck a lady with fred flint
03:45yeah so she has my feet
03:46yes yeah a lady with your feet imagine it's not great
03:49you wouldn't you wouldn't be into it nope
03:53i know you love yourself but not that much you wouldn't want your feet
03:58not a lot of not a lot of my traits translate well to a woman
04:02you know some of the things i have going going on over here
04:07yeah chuck farts don't work on a lady
04:09no lady chuck
04:10lady chuck
04:11not as hot as you might think
04:13imagine lady chuck
04:14yeah
04:14if you will for a second
04:16i am
04:17it's not the best
04:19not not what you'd want
04:20uh joe is with us in florida joe what is it for you
04:23um i was with this woman one night
04:27and when she was getting undressed getting ready to
04:31get it on and then she picked up one of her feet and started
04:34biting off the toenails
04:36yep well that's just grooming herself before the intimacy began
04:40yeah let me get this out before we kiss
04:42oh god
04:43oh no joe what did you do
04:46i didn't do uh
04:47hiding turd
04:48what did i do
04:48i got my stuff back on and left
04:51yeah
04:52i can't
04:53good day
04:54uh okay so joe
04:55before she started biting her own toenails off
04:58on a scale of one to ten
05:00keeping in mind this is a joe scale
05:01what would you rate her
05:03i'd have given her about a seven and a half to an eight
05:07seven and a half eight
05:09yeah but then once you bite those toenails
05:11once you bite your toenails off
05:12once you get there you don't know about the toe jams you don't know what
05:17yeah the toe jams
05:18i don't need no athlete's mouth
05:20yeah it's tough to get
05:23athlete's mouth
05:24athlete's mouth
05:24oh that's gross
05:28how do you get athlete's mouth
05:29you know you know how
05:31you know what i did
05:32that is a crazy thing for her to do
05:35like why would she do that
05:36she just realized they were unruly before
05:39who knows you know
05:40i don't know
05:41who knows
05:42joe sounds like he's lived a life
05:43yeah
05:44i've seen a lot
05:45uh pat's in boston pat ultimate female turnoff for you what is it
05:49actually this may sound a little weird to you guys but uh
05:54women that try to act like porn stars when you're in bed with them
05:58they ham it up too much
06:00like they're getting too fancy
06:01no it it's just uh i was with this girl and i had known her for years and then
06:08one day we decided decided you know all right we'll hook up and everything
06:11and she's like oh i will give you the best oral sex that you've ever had in your life
06:16and i'm like okay yeah all right i've heard that before
06:19so she starts doing her thing you know starts going downtown and everything
06:27yeah
06:28and then she must have watched one too many porns
06:31did she make the noise
06:32did she make the noise
06:34she was like
06:35yeah
06:36yeah
06:37got it
06:38got it
06:39that to me is a total put on
06:43just
06:44i don't want fake
06:46and that's gross
06:49i don't even want to see that in a porn honestly
06:51me either
06:53and then all of a sudden i hear
06:54i hear
06:55yeah yeah all right we're gonna let pat and his sounds go
06:59yeah we got it
07:00we get it
07:01we've got enough of pat sounds for one day
07:03yeah
07:03spider ring foley artist there
07:05that's another thing that makes me shiver
07:08i just found out pat sounds
07:10yeah
07:10specializing in
07:11yeah
07:13yeah
07:13nope
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