Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman who was shot in her "love button" by a stray bullet and get to see the medical images of her bits after the incident.
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00:00uh oh another bitch is tripping so many men struggle to try and even find this spot
00:16so i think it's in their imagination what are the odds of this a 24 year old woman
00:24is somehow okay after a stray bullet hit her right on the love button geez that's gotta be the worst
00:35right i mean i just i don't even is it pleasure and pain there's no pleasure in that there's no
00:41pleasure in that not that this happened recently in somalia her doclet her doctors published a paper
00:48on it amazingly she wasn't seriously hurt here's what happened she was hanging out and relaxing at
00:54home okay a bullet came through her ceiling as they do and hit her square in the slitoris yeah
01:03her doctors say it was lucky the bullet wasn't going any faster or she could have been seriously
01:11injured if not killed so it was more like a marble bouncing off of it not really it didn't just land
01:16in her lap okay it came in fast enough that it got lodged in her love button okay so yeah it's in
01:22it and they released an x-ray image to prove that stop it wow we're gonna see a okay oh man is that
01:32crazy good this is up at daveandchuckthefreak.com if you want to see the x-ray for yourself
01:37they had to numb her bits yeah yeah numbing up it's a big just to remove the bullet
01:45lucky and she was discharged the next day in good condition i thought they had trouble with food in
01:53somalia not her not there she was also down for sure okay during a follow-up visit but did discuss
02:00some it was desensitized a bit oh well give it some time give it a bit something like that happens i
02:10give it some time i think it's been 10 days or whatever and also i kind of feel for this woman
02:17because the doctors that wrote the medical journal entry about this included actual pictures of the
02:24woman's bits no in the medical journal yes i was like oh did you see them yeah so if you go up dave
02:32there's a link to like the medical scene international journey click there we're about to see this lady's
02:37badge yeah yeah there you go oh my god oh my god there's also a video that i didn't watch because
02:44once i saw the that picture right there's like okay i'm out i'm gonna say that it didn't really get
02:50it not yet oh but it's there i mean it it ended up pretty darn close though huh wow i didn't need to
03:00see that might as well get a piercing now yeah there you go is the video it oh no being removed oh
03:13my god i don't know yeah go ahead click play close your eyes yeah come on dave it's not bad it's not
03:23bad we should it's not bad i don't want to see it i don't want to see it i don't want to see it
03:27it's like dr pimple pop yeah it's like a pop it video it's nothing that it's actually not as gross
03:31as a pop it oh my god can you hurry up and get it out doc it's hard no it's not i mean this
03:37doctor i think he's just really oh he really like get your hand off the area now doc well he's
03:43got to stitch it up he just pulled something out whoa he opened it right up you gotta examine it
03:51holy hell it looks like she's got balls in that photo yeah i was so confused at first when i was
03:56like wait what is that and then i clicked the first one oh man that's okay but we can we can all agree
04:03right lisa like she did not get shot directly in it does not appear so she got shot off to the side
04:11it says right there i know it is right there but it looks like where it entered it entered to the
04:17side but yeah but it went it like definitely hit enter to the side but it hit yeah yeah rhymes with
04:23yeah it was a rough thing to watch it sure was more than i ever thought i'd see give that one a
04:29jeezy do you i mean jeezy pete certified um i can't believe that you link like that lady's vag is all
04:37over the world yeah yeah her bullet-ridden vag is all over the world yeah yep that's absolutely
04:45insane doodly boop yeah doodly boop indeed bullets and desserts thanks a lot person who shot
04:51their gun in the air yeah oh my god people are telling us about this cyst that only develops on
04:57clitorises i don't want to see any of that i'm sure it's horrible cyst it's a pimple cyst that
05:03develops right there right there see it all the time in the emergency room they say
05:08it's called a bartolonian cyst what go ahead and look this up no it's gotta be i want to live in a
05:17world where i don't know about me too lady button cyst no this helps with the name of bartolonia
05:23if there's probably someone i'm out no i'm not saying we have to watch them be popped or anything
05:29i just want to know bartolonian
05:31and that's named after somebody right so that sucks that why do you get that name he's the one
05:40who uh he or she yeah it's a fluid filled lump near the vaginal opening it's rarely serious but when
05:52infected it can be painful i don't want to go ahead just close your eyes i'll let you know how it is
05:57no be truthful i will okay so far they're not really okay it's just looks like a someone is
06:05blowing a bubble it honestly can i tell you it looks almost like uh a hemorrhoid but in the front
06:15there a lady front bit hemorrhoid yeah a frontroid frontroid i'll tell you this you don't want one
06:23that one was huge my lady oh my god i think you might have a frontroid yep it's no good
06:30it's not as crazy as i thought it's also once again not on that area i just ran a red light
06:37when i heard that oh man but also yeah like so just proving once again that not everyone knows where
06:47that area is yeah this is in the lady this is the surrounding area of the entrance
06:53so we are aware
06:58you know so we know it's not there yeah right on it right on the lady bit it's right there the button
07:07as dave likes to say they got the name of the cyst wrong too they're like it's the bartolonians
07:12bartolonian cyst got one of them balonian cysts yeah yep hard baloney cyst
07:18happens right on top of the little man in the canoe
07:25if you can find it i've never found one it's right off to the side inside that's where i think it
07:31called a baloney cyst you are not gonna believe this dave and chuck but there is a baloney cyst
07:39that grows right on top of the area that dave is talking about
07:45ring baloney cyst
07:52looks just like a chunk of ring baloney okay enough hopefully it's not olive loaf
07:58this guy calls it a herroid yeah it's kind of like that it's kind of like what it's sort of
08:04i mean right front now i will say from what we've seen the ones that they are removing
08:09are not small no like if you have a hemorrhoid that big you got problems as well good luck pooping
08:16yeah oh man i never thought of that your poop has to get past it
08:20mm-hmm