Dave & Chuck the Freak were talking about a new home improvement show featuring some hunky guys and James revealed that there is an older lady on of those shows who he wouldn't mind hiring as a dominatrix.
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00:00we got a tip from a listener for james and lisa if you like home makeover shows and you like hunks
00:09oh yeah which you both do i guess there's a new show starting up um called flip the strip
00:17when they take um those thunder from down under guys and they they're the ones that do the work
00:27oh wow so they're gonna have all those hunky guys doing all that heavy lifting
00:31i sure hope they know how to do stuff
00:33come on lisa look at those guys all four of those dudes shirts off yeah they've never built anything
00:43expert tradesman by day
00:46how many chances does it take to build a cabinet
00:51as many as you can sit in the kitchen pretty much all rega
00:56steady hand for a big man
01:01oh even when a guy like that delivers bad news is still good news
01:06that is amazing yeah it helps when your shorts are super hot
01:10bad news boys i've got to take off my shirt yeah i'm a huge johnson
01:14yeah oh darn yeah it's called flip the strip
01:17and uh they strip at night but during the day they work as uh
01:23they must be exhausted they must be exhausted for this week that it
01:27no but imagine imagine doing that job all day
01:30and then going to strip and doing like a high energy striptease
01:34no i mean they are in a lot better shape
01:37it's a tough job but someone's got to do it
01:39yeah i guess but i'd be like you know that britney spears video where she barely moves
01:43give me more give me that that would be me i'd be exhausted there's no way
01:48no that's why they didn't recruit you to be on the show i guess true
01:51awesome that is true but there you go it's not australian either
01:55i'll write that down when's that air um when does it start
01:58uh oh it actually already started oh yeah it's on now so you can yeah you can go home
02:04today and have some special alone time there put that baby to sleep and i'll be
02:08watching these homes and wake something else up yeah james gets all of his like home ideas from
02:14this how many people jerk off to hd tv you think more than you would probably think i hope i hope
02:20none but i never thought about it i mean there's some attractive women doing some of those shows i
02:27can't even tell you what the channel is like i've i honestly have not watched a second of that
02:31channel when namer and i first got together we'd watch like house hunters and stuff but i haven't seen
02:37anything on that channel in years no i just don't i don't know that stuff just does nothing for me
02:41i don't know if i want to admit this but there's a woman on one of these shows that i'm like
02:44if she was like a snm like dominatrix i would consider having her be my
02:51paying for her services yeah what's her name um she's on the love it or list it
02:57she's an older woman i think it's their accent what what
03:02what time is it okay i think my wife's still there hillary farr
03:05no james what are you blind are you a blind man i'm just saying if she was in the she was in
03:12the not dominant is she 87 i can't beat my ass it's okay with you she's aggressive
03:18she looks like a drag queen he's not a drag queen oh my god
03:23yeah not quite she kind of looks like my hillary in that picture a little bit like eggy pop
03:29i regret making that confession no that's bad i'm just wondering now is it so you're into this
03:37huh you like the what are you can i tell you that uh i think she does a great job designing too
03:42she's got the hardest job she's got to get the families to stay in the old house
03:45by fixing stuff up and then they always find stuff that's broken but she's like your mom's age
03:51i don't know what line it is i'm just saying yeah man you share something with people on the radio
03:56and now yeah but it's i mean you're just now you got the hots for an iggy pop
03:59crossdresser dragon lady no but okay i will say there are some common threads with
04:07with people that i think james thinks he wouldn't mind them beating his ass and that generally is what
04:16it is because there's uh what's it rhea ripley rhea ripley is the other one she could
04:21beat my ass and i wouldn't care you know please yes ma'am may you have another yeah
04:25like so i think that's more yeah that's that's more about it yeah she was born in 1952 james yeah
04:34wow yep i didn't realize she was that old she's yeah she turned 70 like yeah she's my mom was born
04:41in 50s are you watching current episodes are they i think they're just reruns i don't know
04:45she must be just uh look here's a clip of her i want to see like does she come off as sexy
04:55let's see here if she uh for 18 months and it clearly looks pretty much her accent
05:02so much stuff probably the hardest part is just the function of the house yes i do okay great
05:11all right that's my only hesitation but if you say it's going to be a good transition then i trust you
05:16yes it is great it's going to be stunning trust me stunning she's very manly james
05:21yeah that kind of makes sense too
05:24she's i don't know if she's got a different
05:29she's authoritative i get it it's the authoritative like that girl's like oh i don't i don't know if
05:38that's going to be good she's like shut up yes it will be it's fine i've made it look at her i'm
05:44like yeah i'm coming in right now it's okay so this space was yeah yeah functional um it's better
05:49there are some people that are getting to her too oh my gosh thank the lord yeah i'm not alone
05:55let me check those texts i guess she used to do porn come on like softcore porn
06:01oh my god oh no oh no i got stuff i can get done in real life dave sorry let's see if we can find
06:11her for you here yeah there you go there's her knockers come on is that really her that's her
06:17yeah she did like softcore porns back in the day she's got good on the bottom right it's not
06:22yeah no they're not all great but no oh my oh my dear god that's got her whoa
06:31yeah one of the first we now know what james will be busy oh boy man i got hunks on the strip and i
06:38got my fantasy dominatrix porno motion softcore porn to look up yeah man this kid better take a long
06:45nap yep down amazon and order another bottle of lotion yeah uh that was just a shocker i
06:52you know i i figure i have a type for you james she wasn't a part of it yeah what the type is
06:58though the type is beating james's ass so if someone could beat james's ass there's a chance
07:05there's a chance i didn't know i know he liked ball torture but i didn't know well think about it
07:09if you're into ball torture dave guess what you like you like to be beaten you can't wait till my
07:14wife goes to work and people did you hear what your husband talked about today i'm gonna get some
07:18weird text oh yeah i'm sure you will but so you want people to beat your ass
07:22who knows a good unlock yeah surprise you could be in for quite a night he comes in here all bruised
07:29tomorrow we know what happened bruised and happy hey guys how's it going
07:34you were destroyed yeah no cody kicked my
07:40ass it was great for you good for you good for you go man you finally got it she gave me the
07:45hillary far treatment you know what i'm saying oh goodness yeah wow
07:48you