Dave & Chuck the Freak were playing an extremely tough game of "What's Up Her Butt!?!" without many clues available. And then, James offers up a clue that helps everyone figure out the answer and Dave says he ruined the game show.
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00:00Now, it's time to play What's Up His Butt.
00:14What's up her butt?
00:15Woo!
00:16Come out!
00:17What's up there?
00:19Is it big?
00:20Is it big?
00:24This is going to be tough because there's very little like a
00:29I can say.
00:30Oh, Dave.
00:31I know.
00:32I'm sorry, but...
00:33That's fine.
00:34That's fine.
00:35I'm willing.
00:37An issue at the airport for this woman, Sarah Button.
00:42She was going through airport security in the United Arab Emirates on her way home to Australia.
00:50Okay.
00:54Decorative statue.
00:55Not a decorative statue.
00:57I will say this.
01:02It's two things.
01:07Two things.
01:08In total, two things are up her ass as she's going through security.
01:15It's probably too much of an ask, but are the two things related to each other or completely separate from each other?
01:22Both related and completely separate.
01:25Oh, my God.
01:26That means nothing.
01:30He's not lying.
01:31What would she need to bring home with her from there?
01:35I will say that the Australian embassy had to get involved so she could leave the country.
01:45Wow.
01:46So she was able to leave.
01:50I'm just wondering what they would have a big problem with.
01:54Something in your butt.
01:55I'm going to go kind of a little tame.
02:00I'm going to say vibrator.
02:05And.
02:09Why would she need to do that?
02:11A vibrator and a plug.
02:14Both.
02:15For her flight?
02:16Listen closely here.
02:17Oh, whoa.
02:20Oh, you got one.
02:23Okay.
02:23So the vibrator's right?
02:25Or the.
02:25Plug's right.
02:26Plug's right.
02:28Plug is right.
02:29So the plug's holding it in there.
02:31So it's related, but not.
02:31But not.
02:32Okay.
02:32But also not.
02:33What is the other thing?
02:34Something is.
02:35It's the plug is holding something else in, but it's also has something to do with kind of that stuff.
02:45I'll tell you, it is not drugs.
02:46Right.
02:47Yeah.
02:47Yeah.
02:49You got one.
02:50Yes.
02:51You need one more to fully discover what's up her butt.
02:56What goes with that?
02:58So much.
02:59I mean, it's hard for me to just write it down.
03:01Lube.
03:04Camera.
03:06Money.
03:08Money.
03:10I'm going to say money.
03:10But it's related to the plug.
03:15Yeah.
03:16Right?
03:17Is that what you said?
03:17Yes and no.
03:18Yes and no.
03:19Yes and no.
03:20I don't know what that means.
03:20Okay.
03:21Let me tell you this.
03:22Okay.
03:23Okay?
03:23Okay.
03:24Yeah.
03:24The plug in her ass is hollow.
03:27And it has something in it.
03:30Ah.
03:31What's in.
03:32I see.
03:32The plug that's in her butt.
03:34It's not drugs.
03:35Holy cow.
03:37It's not drugs.
03:38It's got to be.
03:39I said money.
03:39It's not money.
03:41Is it a diamond?
03:42Is it diamonds?
03:42Yeah.
03:42Is it like some jewels?
03:43Is it diamonds?
03:44Gold.
03:45It's not gold.
03:46Because of.
03:47No.
03:47Um.
03:49Can I give a clue, Dave?
03:50No.
03:50No.
03:51Okay.
03:51Yes.
03:52Not yet.
03:53Not yet.
03:55Because I know James' clues.
03:56They're dead giveaways.
04:01Um.
04:02I don't know.
04:03It's related and not related.
04:05Oh, we ran out of music?
04:06Yeah, we did.
04:06Well, related in the fact it hid something.
04:09That plug was.
04:10No.
04:10Yeah, I hear what.
04:12So I had to.
04:13What are we doing?
04:13We're restarting the music.
04:15All right, I guess, James, you don't give it away, but what's your clue?
04:18The only value of what's inside the butt plug is sentimental.
04:22Oh, no.
04:24It's not ashes of someone dead.
04:27No.
04:27He's a dead giveaway.
04:29Dead giveaway.
04:31I thought that was a pretty damn good clue.
04:33Dead giveaway.
04:34Dead giveaway.
04:35Why would someone do that?
04:36Of course it's ashes of sentimental.
04:40Game show ruiner.
04:46That's why I posted on the website and I don't host the show.
04:49Game show ruiner.
04:52Oh, yeah.
04:53She had her boyfriend's ashes inside a butt plug up her ass.
04:59That's so nice.
05:00To be fair, we would have never have guessed that.
05:02No, that's true.
05:02That's what I said.
05:03It's going to be hard.
05:04Hard will be here all day.
05:06That's true.
05:06Someone had to give some kind of clue.
05:07We ran out of music.
05:08We got lots of time to fill, Lisa.
05:10Lots of time to fill.
05:11We've been 10 minutes of music.
05:13That's like true love.
05:15I want to discuss this now.
05:17Has anyone had their dead partner up their ass?
05:21I bet there's no one listening.
05:23Wrong.
05:24I bet there's no one listening that has had their dead partner up their ass.
05:29No, there's no one listening.
05:30If you've had your dead partner up your ass, 1-855-954-6969.
05:36No.
05:36No.
05:37Or Texas.
05:37How could you?
05:38That's the first time.
05:396-9.
05:396-9.
05:40How could you?
05:40That's what I'm saying.
05:42That's why it's a landmark case.
05:44It is a landmark case.
05:46It explains why they let her go.
05:47It does.
05:48It does.
05:48And also, like.
05:50It's so strange.
05:52But, like, they had to call the embassy and, like, they're like, is this boyfriend real?
05:55Like, there's a powder in her butt.
05:58If you want to see what the woman looks like who had her dead boyfriend up her ass.
06:02Exactly what I thought.
06:03Let me see.
06:04Go to DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com.
06:06Oh, my.
06:08Yeah.
06:10I'll say that's a rough picture.
06:11I think since her boyfriend passed, she's gotten.
06:14That's, by the way.
06:14See, it's beautifully engraved forever.
06:16Oh, my God.
06:17And it has his ashes inside.
06:20And that's what she puts anally inside.
06:22I'm just saying that rope is to help it.
06:24Yeah.
06:24Because it's got some brown stains on it.
06:25Oh, wow.
06:26Stop it.
06:27I didn't notice that.
06:28The picture was right there, Dave.
06:29Go up.
06:29I didn't.
06:30Go up.
06:30See, look.
06:31I think she can look better.
06:32Oh, yeah.
06:32No.
06:33She's fine, right?
06:34She's fine.
06:34It's just putting, you know, the cure together.
06:38Oh, it is soiled.
06:39I told you.
06:40Soiled.
06:41But that is, that is.
06:41My feelings are still a little hurt that he called me game show ruiner.
06:44He called me a lot of mean things on the show, and that one hurts the most.
06:48Your feelings.
06:49Yeah.
06:49I thought I had a great clue.
06:50I appreciated it.
06:52Yeah.
06:53Yeah.
06:53I got it right away.
06:55Yeah.
06:56I got it right away.
06:58Yeah.
06:58That's part of, like, your whole retrieval system right there.
07:02That string.
07:03Pull that thing right out of there.
07:06See, he had spent, her quote was, he had spent so much time in there, and it was his favorite
07:09place.
07:10It's romantic.
07:11It's love, you know?
07:15Love lost.
07:18Romance.
07:18So, there you go.
07:19Something new every day.
07:20That's crazy.
07:21Dead people up asses.
07:22Swear to God, if I die, you better turn me into a butt plug.
07:28I can't believe they saw it on Etsy.
07:29I'm sure James will for you.
07:31Yeah.
07:31Yes, I know.
07:32Do whatever you need.
07:33I know he will.
07:34Yeah.
07:34Are you wearing Chuck today, James?
07:36Not today.
07:36Oh, okay.
07:37Not today.
07:38It's more of a weekend thing.
07:39Yeah.
07:40Can't be in there all the time.
07:41It takes too much prep time in the morning to get it in there.