Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to share their stories about times when dirty talk went wrong.
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00:00what's the worst thing someone said to you during dirty talk uh there is a clip from the movie
00:15wanderlust and it's a paul rudd's character kind of giving himself a pep talk in the mirror
00:21and then it just kind of cuts to him in the bedroom talking dirty before they're about
00:26to get it on for an example of dirty talk gone wrong how about my exquisite erection huh eva
00:31what do you think you like my exquisite exquisite erection hmm do you like my erection selection
00:38what do you think eva yeah you gonna take it magically delicious you're gonna be my lucky
00:47charm just don't talk let's just give a big old bremen bowl full of on on your boobs george um
00:56i'm gonna lick it
00:58slap you in the eye uh you know some of those lines made me think
01:07of dave like maybe you would probably the lucky charms and the magically delicious
01:12you want my green clover
01:15uh-huh you want my chalet that's nice that's where you think of me oh yeah come on now
01:23oh my gosh and big orange
01:24and you're fine here's my shillelagh i'm gonna give you i'll give you a pot of gold
01:31how are you kiss these blarney stones no i don't become a leprechaun i don't go back to my irish roots
01:39yes you do no don't be ridiculous i may say i'm gonna lick those titties um so rachel she's waiting
01:46here on the rip lines rachel what is the worst thing someone said to you during dirty talk
01:50penis penis penis the worst the worst thing was after the deed if we were cuddling in bed
01:58and he said to me i'm rather small so he said um you're so cute i just want to cuddle with you
02:05all day i'm going to cut your arm off and cuddle with it until it decomposes and then i'll use your
02:11other arm oh boy jesus how many people has he killed how many people has he killed rachel
02:17no no nutty talk yeah my god you are insane what an idiot oh i'm gonna cut your arm off
02:26you don't talk around me but not just that decomposing like don't talk about my body parts
02:31decomposing at all yeah that's a turn off right oh hello lisa right i just wanted to let you know
02:39i find you very cute i'd love to chop off your arm take it in my basement play with it have some tea
02:50and then when it finally decomposes to nothing come back up and chop your other arm off i'll have a
02:59thumb wall with it when a rig a mortar sets in look i win again
03:03super creepy oh so super creepy yeah i saved all your fingers
03:12i want to cuddle with them yes individually one by one
03:17you'll never guess where i saved them we'll never guess where this little piggy went
03:22i have your toes this guy korean girl mid-sex
03:28deeper me
03:29oh deeper me
03:30listen guys
03:35there's probably
03:37there's probably no funnier thing
03:41than an asian
03:45mistranslating english talking dirty
03:49deeper me
03:51let's hope she's not yelling that burn burn burn
04:00oh yeah you don't know that's a sign you know the doctor
04:04burn burn burn why don't you just say burn burn burn
04:07i'll be so very cool
04:09deeper me
04:11deeper me
04:14oh god
04:16to be let down also by another culture
04:19when she has to
04:20deeper me
04:21i can't deeper you
04:22that's as deeper as it goes
04:24no deeper
04:27can no deeper
04:29deeper me
04:31i know can deeper you
04:33i literally would watch just two asian people have sex trying to speak english to each other
04:40yes they have to they have to english dirty talk
04:42yeah i would just watch that
04:43what a great idea
04:44i'd just watch it all day
04:45you