Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a doctor in Tampa who was placed on probation after not hearing a patient scream during his colonoscopy because he wasn't wearing his hearing aids.
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00:00okay this next story wild i'll just say this if you book a colonoscopy this is dave's tip of the
00:16day okay i'm gonna have to do one of these if you book a colonoscopy make sure your doctor
00:23is not deaf okay what because at tampa gastroenterologist has been placed on probation
00:33after he didn't wear his hearing aids during a colonoscopy okay and he couldn't hear this
00:44wasn't there anybody else in the room
00:52they also couldn't communicate to him oh they were like waving their hands and stuff and he was just
01:02like he's just ramming this thing oh my god can you imagine guys that's terrible stop no i can feel
01:10you in there oh no i would have been like yeah yeah it would have been different sounds for
01:15hi oh goodness hey doc hey man i don't think i'm out
01:23according to this complaint dr ishwari prasad was performing colonoscopies on two patients last
01:35year at a surgery center in tampa the report claims during one of the procedures he began
01:40inserting the colonoscopy scope before the patient had been fully sedated jeez oh man the patient
01:48freaked out those are the actual sounds yeah you're listening to those sounds yeah the perfect sound
01:59effect yeah yeah and his failure to wear his hearing device during the procedure made it impossible for him to hear the screams his surgical team also couldn't communicate with him
02:14they say a very traumatic experience for the man i guess i'm just trying to get you out as
02:23as fast as possible he didn't know what was happening he was in pain yeah why didn't he wear his hearing aid he forgot that day
02:30forgot he didn't want to go back and get them and this team couldn't tap him on the shoulder
02:34yeah like something like learn sign language or something they should have to know a little bit of sign but even just to like put your hand in and go stop
02:43but even even if it took me i don't know even if it was five seconds is like what it took me to get your attention because you can't hear
02:52that's five seconds that that person is like screaming for and freaking out right like
02:57not to scare people this is really rare go get your colonoscopy
03:01oh yeah yeah absolutely important i'm never getting one yes no no no it's so this we've never heard anything like this before
03:08no we're just gonna ask her doctor like do you hear screams
03:11hey dude you hear that
03:15what about over here
03:18you hear that
03:21do you hear this
03:22yeah you heard that
03:24you could be moving or something like
03:27and then the doctor would be like notified uh oh
03:30what i wonder is if you're in that weird spot where maybe like um
03:34because some people wake up and their bodies can't yeah yeah that's probably the case here
03:39yeah your body can't he was paralyzed yes yeah but screaming just being anally penetrated yes at the end
03:45is so terrifying though everyone's worst fear is to wake up in the middle of surgery right but for a guy
03:51waking up with a giant tube in your ass
03:54yeah i think uh i'd be fine with the tube um but the cutting of the
03:59if you're cutting polyps or something inside of me and i mean like that's gotta hurt right yeah
04:04it has to hurt
04:05so my brother's a gastroenterologist yeah yeah and i he happens to be listening i didn't know he listens to
04:11the show okay hey welcome thank you
04:13some people request to be awake
04:16really they can do that
04:18okay in canada
04:19you're awake
04:21oh for the most part
04:23they don't because that free healthcare you can't
04:25they don't have the money
04:26they can't give you that
04:27anesthesia
04:28you can't afford that anesthesia
04:31yeah my buddy was
04:33i think they give you like general
04:35like you know they
04:36that's me right there
04:37yeah that's what happens
04:38uh-oh uh-oh
04:39it's going right
04:40are you
04:40what
04:41i felt it
04:42what
04:42no um my buddy watched it all on the tv
04:47i mean he was loopy
04:48right
04:49yeah they do that
04:50but awake
04:51i wonder if in that they are just they're going in and maybe not cutting stuff
04:57i don't know i've never heard of it when you go in for a colonoscopy they're looking for the polyps
05:01to get rid of you
05:02and so you don't know if they'll be in there or not
05:05and if they find one they got to cut it out
05:08right if you've got a super clean colon you're fine
05:09yeah but i don't
05:10i bet you don't
05:12i've never seen your colon and never planned to but i bet you it is a disgrace
05:16you probably should schedule for tomorrow
05:19a disgrace
05:20like right away
05:21chuck's colon is a disgrace
05:22i'm gonna ask
05:23i am gonna ask for my colon video
05:26yeah
05:27i am
05:27you can get pictures
05:29yeah you can
05:30i'm gonna send out dave all of my colon pictures
05:34you better every day
05:35i will all the time
05:36i am gonna pretend
05:37i'm gonna be like
05:38you will never believe what i found on craigslist
05:41and it'll be like
05:42uh yeah it's
05:43so is this sexy or not
05:45no
05:45and then it'll be my colon
05:46i can't wait to colonize you
05:49he's gonna get burner phones
05:50just to keep sending it from different numbers
05:52oh my god yes
05:53i'll never open any of his messages
05:54you are 1000% seeing the innards of my son
05:57i am not going to see inside of you
05:59you are
05:59colonize you
06:01yep i'm gonna colonize you
06:02with my colon
06:02i just got the audio of me opening the email
06:04yep
06:07that's you uh tearing your eyes out
06:09chuck's colon is a disgrace
06:12it's a disgrace
06:13yep
06:14i'm gonna be crying
06:15i just love that because it's like
06:16at one time your colon had grace
06:18yeah
06:18it did
06:19it did
06:20it's lost it
06:21it's a real horror
06:22now
06:23no i remember my buddy telling me that uh
06:26you know he was awake for his
06:27and he watched it on the screen
06:28i wonder sometimes too
06:30if it's just the place you
06:32get stuck going to you know
06:34so your brother said jason that they have
06:35the option to do it
06:37or
06:37yeah some people are like scared of anesthesia
06:39yeah
06:39they don't want to go under
06:40so they're like fully
06:41awake
06:42it's crazy to me
06:43i have a bit of fear of it
06:45because i've never been put under for anything
06:47you haven't had a colonoscopy yet
06:49no
06:49no
06:50oh you've had the digital
06:51but you haven't
06:52oh yeah no that
06:53i was like listen i want to feel it all
06:54yeah
06:55um but no like i have no i've never been under
06:58so
06:58i there's a bit of fear there
07:01just
07:02i have a fear of like what i'm gonna say
07:04yeah
07:05you know to people
07:07and because that's just weird
07:08to me
07:09you just talk
07:10you just
07:10they're so used to that
07:12i think i've only been under one time
07:14right
07:15and it was weird like it was
07:16to me it was just weird
07:18they just turn reality off
07:19well that's what a lot of people say
07:21and you're normal
07:22and then you go
07:23it goes black for what seems like two seconds
07:25and you wake up again
07:26yeah because they say like
07:27you don't even dream
07:29you don't do anything like that
07:31it's not like being asleep
07:33i know
07:33but
07:34like time and space
07:35turns off
07:36when you wake up
07:37it is so weird
07:38oh my
07:38it is weird
07:39but it was the great
07:40to me it was the greatest feeling
07:41which is worrisome
07:42but i am like
07:43i felt like i had the best sleep of my life
07:46but i totally agree with that
07:48like i remember counting backwards
07:50i got to 98
07:51and the next second
07:52it feels like
07:53i was like
07:53you're awake
07:54i just realized
07:55oh my god
07:55i've just realized
07:56why you loved it
07:57it turns your mind off
08:00right
08:01and i need that
08:02that's why people
08:03want to be hooked to it
08:04and i loved it
08:04that's why you take the mind off
08:06because you worry about
08:07yeah
08:08that's drugs
08:08i love turning your brain off
08:10yeah
08:11that's the appeal
08:12turning that brain off
08:13because normally
08:14this is my brain
08:15yeah
08:17yeah
08:18he's just thinking about
08:19the ad blocker
08:20life is pretty challenging
08:21you got the purple fall
08:22prince over here
08:23yeah
08:23purple fall prince
08:25yeah
08:25no i've never had it since
08:26but i do speak highly of it
08:28yeah you do
08:29yeah
08:29but i mean that's really
08:30what it comes down to
08:31because i just saw an article
08:33about being put under
08:34and it was like
08:35oh yeah
08:35what's weird is that
08:37it's not what you'd think
08:39it's not like
08:39oh you get put into a dream state
08:41a sleep state
08:42no
08:42everything just shuts off
08:45and then turns back on
08:46that's how it was
08:47it was weird
08:47i have like
08:48one memory where i think
08:49like i was awake for something
08:51they were working on my like teeth
08:52oh yeah
08:53they were pulling teeth
08:53so it was like
08:54i like i remember
08:56i have like one half a second memory
08:58of like something happening
08:59like people being like
09:00ah
09:01oh my god
09:02i was like
09:02shoot him up with more juice
09:03and then like i was out again
09:04and then when i woke up
09:06i was like
09:07i must have been trying
09:08to get out of my chair
09:09or something
09:09oh yeah
09:10it's calm down
09:11calm down
09:12yeah it's probably that
09:13you know like that falling feeling
09:15like when you come back
09:17it might be a little bit of that
09:18for a second too
09:19i don't know
09:19i've never been put under
09:20i have no idea
09:21it's a little bit
09:22no best sleep
09:23yeah a little bit terrifying
09:25just so shocking to think of
09:26yeah
09:27i don't like it
09:28someone said
09:29performing a colonoscopy
09:30the patient had an orgasm
09:32we had to stop
09:33and tell them
09:34we had to do it another day
09:35good god
09:36listen i can't control him
09:38there's john's biggest fear
09:40we've just uncovered
09:41oh i mean
09:41you hit the right spot
09:43back there
09:44and uh
09:45you know
09:46oh
09:46that's not a polyp
09:47that's not a polyp
09:49oh my god
09:50don't stop
09:51that's my prostate
09:52at that point
09:53just power through
09:54yeah i mean
09:55if i have an orgasm
09:56keep going
09:56oh my god
09:57how much more uncomfortable
09:57can it get
09:58yeah
09:58yeah
09:59oh
10:00i might have to say that
10:01listen if i have an orgasm
10:04just keep going
10:05that's a funny thing
10:06i don't want to do this again
10:07what are my risks of an orgasm
10:08that's crazy
10:11i mean
10:12it's got to be like a three percent chance right
10:15there's a percentage behind it
10:16i would think very little
10:17but again
10:18don't let this put you off getting a colonoscopy
10:20no
10:20this is like the one and only story like this we've ever heard of
10:23you could probably
10:24uh
10:24no
10:24just to make sure your doctor is not hard of hearing
10:27i might get a temporary tattoo or something put on
10:29that says
10:30i don't know yet
10:31i don't know
10:32i have to think of something
10:33beware of my orgasm
10:35that'll be tough to find
10:37i'll have to get it made
10:38yeah you probably will
10:41that's a custom one
10:42yeah