Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to call-in and share their negative experiences with dong rings after doctors issued a warning because so many people are injuring themselves with them.
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00:00they're urging you at the same time to stop using metal dong rings doctors are begging that
00:12the gadgets sold online constrict flesh around the penis trapping blood in the genitals this
00:18can help men maintain erections for longer with some also claiming the devices make their penis
00:23bigger and enhance sexual pleasure for them but the rings don't come without risk as we've seen
00:28hundreds of times on this show they can get stuck effectively strangling the penis apart from an
00:35embarrassing trip to the er this can also cause parts of the penis to die from a lack of oxygen if
00:40they aren't treated quickly enough in rare cases men have had to have their members amputated yeah
00:46that's true too well doctors are speaking out because they're seeing this more and more and
00:51it's becoming a big issue so they're encouraging men to give up metal penis rings and if they
00:58want to keep using them go more silicone or rubber yeah i encourage men to keep using them because i
01:04love these stories oh that is true that is true using them yeah it does keep us in business a lot
01:10of content oh yes it has for sure jason's favorite kind of phone calls is to get when guys got their
01:14wiener stuck in dong rings yeah that's true it really is has any guy had a bad experience with
01:20this we'll ask quickly a dong ring have you ever had a bad experience with a dong ring and what was the
01:26outcome if you want to reach out i gotta stop looking at this guy's taint by the way yeah it
01:30is a crazy shot animation i don't love the calls that much but sure
01:33you got it you want to talk about your dong with jason here we go 1-855-954-6969 that's the number
01:45to reach us 1-855-954-6969 make sure you tell jason all about how big it is yeah yeah yeah we need
01:51size let's go to john in florida who's a firefighter now you haven't done this but you've had to deal
01:57with this yes sir so we responded to a call a guy took a five pound plate and then a 10 pound plate
02:04on himself to masturbate yeah and once he got he got aroused he wouldn't go back through he couldn't
02:10take the plates off so he went to the hospital the hospital called us so we responded and we ended
02:15up taking us about nine hours and god knows how many dremel blades and you know the the jaws that
02:22we have the hearse tools that we have i'm certain he was traumatized i know all of us were because it
02:27looks like an exploded potato yeah i bet an exploded potato yeah yeah it just it's not an irish
02:35like i said once he once he got it once he got erect and it went through he put it on there he
02:39couldn't he couldn't take them off i've never heard of that effing barbells or like bar like weight
02:44plates yeah i don't look at that stuff and think i guess anything with a hole in it that's what it
02:49is that's a hole i know we can't have holes around us we can't have holes no more holes i can't even
02:55imagine the fear when the firefighters coming at your wiener with the jaws of life oh my god the thing
02:59with giant leaves the thing they used to cut people out of cars is now coming to remove my
03:04dong from a metal plate here's a warning this woman said my ex-husband used to wear a dong ring
03:09okay a metal one for over 10 years yeah there was not a time where we had sex where he wouldn't use
03:16it okay fast forward 22 years his penis doesn't work at all anymore he has to take stimulants and
03:22then he has to tie it off with pantyhose oh i would just wonder if it because he like um is his
03:28dong gonna rob a bank he's got a tourniquet his dong he's got a tourniquet it yeah it's just not
03:33obviously not good for you no it doesn't seem good for you um this person said i put a rubber
03:40dong ring on went to finale nothing came out oh it's really my stomach hurt for two hours after
03:47that oh he closed it off he closed it off and it probably went into his bladder had a little too
03:53tight yeah measure wisely you finished in yourself sir yeah uh voice changing technology anonymous with
04:00this high anonymous hey how you doing there doing okay thanks we're talking about dong rings
04:06yeah so i got my my prince albert you know and i was out with this girl for the first time
04:14didn't tell her i have said prince albert i got gauges in there so you know how the gauges are
04:21yeah well she goes down on me and her damn cage or my her tongue ring gets stuck in my gauge
04:31oh my god and i ended up with a slightly larger hole in my penis then i started
04:37the words holding my penis don't sit well with me she she put it pulled it through
04:43voice changing on this really something else yeah i'm like laughing but not at the story
04:50sir what happened to you
04:53you know i got a prince albert
04:57right and then
04:58i was with a woman
05:01and she went down on me
05:06did you say down
05:07yes you went down on me
05:12i got dane's telling us about oral sex
05:14what that's okay
05:15you know dave you know what i'm tired
05:17nah i mean i don't know i'm not in this situation
05:20i got gauges
05:21yeah i don't know
05:22you know you know
05:23i don't know i've never
05:24you know
05:25i've never experienced the gauge
05:27i relate with dave
05:28yeah i got the gauges
05:29yeah i got the gauges
05:31i know what you're saying
05:32me and all my gauges
05:34when a girl goes down on you
05:36there's any person on earth who would never know anything about gauges
05:39that's like
05:40i will say
05:41me
05:42that's a good google search for you dave
05:43look up gauge
05:44prince albert
05:44dave
05:45you know my gauge
05:47yeah sure man i gotcha
05:49what happened next
05:50well she went down on me
05:53and
05:53her tongue
05:55got stuck to my gauge
05:58like you had it happen dave
06:00yeah
06:00i believe i was whistling too
06:03yeah
06:08oh well
06:09yeah the voice changing is weird sometimes
06:12yeah it sounds like he's like a witness to a crime
06:15yeah
06:15yeah
06:16yeah
06:16well he didn't i mean he's into some stuff
06:20yeah
06:20yeah
06:20i don't know gauges
06:23just like just like dave
06:24oh man
06:29oh wow
06:30yep uh dan's with us next
06:32dan's in boston
06:32we're talking about the problems with dong rings
06:35and you had something you wanted to share
06:37yes
06:38when i uh
06:39when i was incarcerated
06:41i uh
06:43i put a domino
06:45in my dong
06:46yeah
06:46um
06:47it's called a uh
06:49a penis rock
06:50yeah dave knows all about it
06:52and i put it in
06:54i put one in for him
06:55and i would get erected
06:56it was pushing it back out
06:58like it wouldn't heal
06:59so i had to stitch it back up myself
07:02with some thread
07:04my god
07:06you think it's hilarious
07:08well okay
07:09i mean it's uh
07:10you're in a
07:11it's a tough uh
07:13situation when you're in the cell
07:14yeah
07:14you know
07:15penis
07:16and you get erected
07:17and what do you do
07:18erected
07:19what do you do
07:20oh no
07:22i got erected again
07:23you know how it goes
07:26third time this week dave
07:26yeah
07:27you know how it is dave
07:28i get erected
07:29i do i know
07:30i got erected so many times
07:32i know
07:33you're always erected
07:34yeah
07:34so true
07:35call you mr erected
07:36yeah so anyway
07:39don't like
07:40stay away from the steel ones
07:41i'd say
07:41yeah
07:42i'd say stay away from the steel ones
07:43stay away from putting dominoes in it
07:45yeah do that
07:47you know
07:47watch your gauges
07:49watch your gauges
07:50watch your gauges
07:51dave knows
07:51that's your warning
07:52that's your warning of the day
07:54watch your gauges
07:55that's all
07:56as i'll do psa's about that
07:58i am dave
07:59i just want to warn you about gauges
08:00yeah
08:01you know i know everything about gauges
08:02like a little thing like
08:03gauge dong or expert
08:04yeah
08:08yeah
08:09yeah
08:10i like it
08:10i like it
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