Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a very uncomfortable experience a listener had with a doctor who spoke in a loud voice, about the listener's medical issue, for the whole waiting room to hear.
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00:00email came in he says hey all ryan uh exactly and he spelled it dead p-u-r-u
00:14i said first off huge fan you make my days better i enjoy listening had a brutal experience at the
00:22doctor's office that i just had to share with you guys so i wake up this was uh saturday morning
00:26with every guy's worst nightmare a huge itchy rash on my dong right on his dong red bumps all over
00:34the place came out of nowhere felt like my life was over almost positive it's herpes or something
00:40like that my mind's racing i was like what am i going to tell future ladies if i ever get another
00:46lady now anyway i decided to get it looked at at the urgent care in my town when i walked in the
00:51first thing i noticed was the receptionist total smoke show oh sure that's 10 out of 10 it's par
00:56par for the course when you've got something on your dong it was super embarrassing telling her
01:00why i was there oh no no no no and to make it worse i had to repeat myself because i said it so quietly
01:06she didn't hear me the first time i'm sorry what i gotta i missed that you're gonna have to repeat
01:13that's her no again still i just i'm just hearing your breathing you have a rash on your penis oh
01:27that's it that's the one that's it he says after waiting in their disgusting waiting room for 40
01:33minutes i finally get to go back and see the doctor but the doctor on call that was touching
01:38and examining my junk was hard of hearing or something oh god oh no this is awful this is a
01:44bad experience yeah yeah and he said it was speaking so loudly in a very effeminate voice so
01:50oh man what seems to me the problem i've got a what i've got a rash sorry i can't hear you on my
02:01well let's get a look at that penis oh jeez get her out get her out there you go oh my god
02:10it's bumpy and red rashy itchy inflamed can you keep it down a little bit this guy's penis is
02:18inflamed and rashy is it he did something looks like dermatitis to me he said he was speaking so
02:27loudly about my possible herpes that i know everyone outside the room could hear it it's
02:31probably just the herpes virus looks like a bunch of blisters can you keep it down this guy's sex life
02:39is ruined oh no god ruined i don't think the secretary heard you this man's sex life is completely over
02:51oh if it even started oh somehow he got herpes oh god i don't know how he did
02:59he probably got him from a drinking fountain something crazy nobody's even talking to you man
03:05why are you talking like you're answering questions you're answering nobody's questions
03:09you're screaming about sorry i have voices in my head
03:12it helps me figure out problems if i talk it out part of your process that's right
03:21i'm a doctor all right just don't worry i'm a doctor oh gotta love urgent care so he says on top
03:28of that just when i thought he was done touching my extremely tender region let's poke it a bit
03:34oh see what's happening be more gentle no he noticed that i had a papule near my b-hole
03:43oh you gotta be old
03:45because it can spread anything can spread how'd you even get back there i didn't even see you back
03:56you're so quick that's right oh my it's urgent care
04:01it's urgent i have urgency so there's something back there too it's like a papule or something i don't
04:09know what the hell he called it it's a bump i'm gonna lance this sumbitch
04:16nurse nurse he's got some kind of weird bump on his hand
04:22listen bring me the sharpest thing we've got i gotta lance this thing i'm gonna either chop it
04:34or i'm gonna pop it and let it ooze it's huge it's disgusting probably related to his herpes
04:42oh my god but i don't think it's herpes i think somehow he got herpes and something horrible on his
04:49ass two things so anyway back to you yeah it gets worse what else what else can i find
04:57get a better look at it come here he left the room and came back in wearing a magnifying mask
05:04device that's right did you invent that what is that this is from the 1920s it looks like something
05:11a steampunk costume player would wear i'm gonna sell it right after this on ebay and make a fortune
05:17christ there's gears on it that's so i can really zoom in on your on your butthole
05:23see what else is going on in there so he then proceeded to poke the area around my b-hole oh
05:31god this is true can you feel that yeah i feel everything you're doing back there can you feel
05:36that yeah i don't know why you're doing that can you feel this let me know how that feels oh not good
05:42guess what come on man then he said he'd have to drain the pus from i gotta drain it i'm sorry i knew i
05:52was gonna have to pop that thing and just let it in damn it relax i can't all the time i was
06:00pretty sure he was enjoying it you seem like you're having a good day this is fun this is what i wake up
06:07to do i'm so glad you came in oh urgent care yep now i just never know what i'm gonna get today
06:13it's herpes and ass popules or whatever it is polyps an ass polyp i don't know what it is he said
06:22i went through all of that humiliation only to find out i have molluscum contagiousum what in the
06:30christ it's like a harry potter yeah it does it's a relatively harmless rash i figured it was a rash
06:36i wish you wouldn't have screamed so much about herpes well you know you just don't know until
06:41you get a culture yeah right said as i walked out of the room as i walked out of the room all the
06:47other people in the clinic basically who had just listened to my doctor have a shouting match with
06:50me about my junk were staring at me and judging me hard have a nice day thanks you you too y'all come
06:59back here oh i don't know