Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the 'Mugshots of the Day' and like they always do, judge these books by their covers.
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00:00White Trash Alert
00:06Either this guy, Donald Kirkland, isn't too bright
00:14Or he's just got some hellaciously big balls
00:19Oh yeah?
00:21In Knoxville, Tennessee, officers were called to a Walmart store
00:25Reportedly, Kirkland had stolen three televisions from the Walmart
00:33Okay
00:34And thought it would be a great idea to then try and sell them in the Walmart parking lot
00:41Oh wow, wow, that's not far enough away
00:44Get your TVs here, get your TVs here
00:46Fresh new Walmart TVs
00:48He was selling them or trying to in the parking lot of the Walmart
00:55Yes
00:56The exact store that he had allegedly just stolen them from
00:59Ah
01:00Yeah, the Walmart parking lot is a very lawless place
01:05It's like the Old West
01:07It is
01:07I didn't realize though that like trades and sales were happening there
01:12Oh yeah
01:13I never thought you could buy stolen goods, but I'll keep my eyes open now
01:17Hey, don't waste your time going in there
01:19Just get your TV right here
01:21How much do you want for that TV?
01:23Hell of a rollback price
01:25Yep
01:26His mugshot
01:28Did we put it up?
01:30It's up at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com
01:31Oh wow
01:32How does that guy escape with three TVs?
01:35Like, and not have everyone watching it
01:37You think every camera in the Walmart would be on him
01:40Be like, who cares about anyone else?
01:43The guy with the dollar sign in between his eyes
01:45He just blends in
01:46Well, maybe you're right
01:48Tennessee Walmart, Lisa
01:49Maybe you're right
01:50There we go
01:51They're like, we got another one
01:52Oh my god
01:53We can't watch them all
01:54We only have 17 cameras
01:56We can't
01:56There's too many of these guys
01:58That's it, Lisa
01:58I think you're on to something
01:59Yeah
02:00Could be
02:00I've been to a Tennessee Walmart
02:01And you're probably right
02:03Get a good deal on electronics from that guy, though
02:05I know
02:06Oh yeah
02:07I would just be like, he's gonna
02:09Hell of a deal
02:10I would be honest
02:11I would be on the service, too
02:11He helps you load it in his car
02:12Oh yeah, that is nice
02:13His haircut doesn't make a lot of sense to me
02:17Because I believe he has shaved
02:18The first two inches
02:20Or one inch
02:21Oh, you're right
02:22Of the front of his head
02:23It's like he shaved here
02:25And then let it grow long
02:27Back from there
02:27And then it's long
02:27He changed his mind
02:28Yeah, like he was like
02:30Oh, I can't do it
02:30Oh, hold up, hold up
02:31Hey, I can't get rid of the mullet
02:33No, that's just the latest look from Meth Cuts
02:35Yeah, Meth Cuts
02:36Super Meth Cuts
02:37That's the hottest trend right now
02:37His bangs
02:38He was always burning his bangs
02:39He has shaved his bangs area down to like
02:43Right down to his head
02:44But then he has luxurious long
02:47Red Hot Chili Peppers hair
02:50Give it a wig
02:51Give it a wig
02:52Give it a wig
02:52He's got a music note tattooed
02:54Right underneath his lip, too
02:55Oh, yeah
02:56Oh, man
02:56And that's a dollar sign there
02:58Yes, that's to me
02:59That I was like
03:00Ooh, you gotta
03:01You love
03:03That's the way to get money right there
03:04And a couple of three teardrops
03:06Money comes to you
03:08When you put a dollar sign
03:09Between your eyes
03:10Everyone knows that
03:10I know what I'm doing today
03:12All right, so they do always tell you
03:17Not to judge a book by its cover
03:18And we're doing that here with this guy
03:19But we're going to do it one more time
03:21Are we?
03:22We do it all the time
03:22That's what we do
03:23That is what we do
03:24Here at Dave and Jack the Freak
03:25We always judge a book by its cover
03:27But the next one
03:29Come on
03:30This is in Port Charlotte, Florida
03:31Okay
03:32If I'm looking for a guy
03:33To come clean up some junk
03:35And take some trash away
03:37Okay
03:37And the guy does a horrible job
03:40Should I not be responsible
03:44If I've hired this guy
03:46Who has our mugshot of the day
03:49Up at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com
03:51Okay
03:52You ready for this guy?
03:53Yes, I am
03:54You've hired him
03:55And then you're going to complain
03:55That he didn't do it right?
03:57Come on
03:58Come on
03:59You get what you pay for, right?
04:03Look at that serial killer fella
04:05Yeah, like that's even more crazy than
04:08That's, what would you say?
04:09Like five times more crazy
04:11Than the Walmart guy?
04:12Than the Walmart guy
04:13Well, I feel like we have like three rejects
04:14From the Red Hot Chili Peppers
04:15So the first guy would be Anthony Kiedis
04:17And this guy could be Flea
04:18Yes, I agree
04:19Everybody in the last two stories
04:21Looks like bad guys from RoboCop 2
04:23That's what it is
04:25It's like what we thought
04:25Everyone would look like in the future
04:27Who was up to no good
04:28They're just ahead of the game, I guess
04:29He has a tattoo of like ketchup dripping out
04:32Or blood dripping out of his mouth
04:34It's probably blood, I would hope
04:35Not ketchup
04:36I think it was ketchup
04:36Lightning bolts
04:39Yeah, I can't
04:42It's hard to tell what
04:44It does look like some of them are veins
04:46Yeah, he's highlighted
04:47It's a little blurry
04:48Looks like he's trying to go for like the clown face
04:51On one eye
04:52Like when they have the diamonds
04:53Yeah
04:53Over their eye
04:54And he's got like
04:55What I believe if he let his hair grow
04:57It would be curly
04:57He's got like a curly mohawk
04:59Yeah, he does
05:00He would have incredibly curly hair
05:02It looks like
05:03But so you hire this guy
05:06To take away all your junk and trash
05:09And then he just dumps it on the side of the road
05:12Yes
05:13You can't complain
05:14You hired this killer man
05:16Well, and I would not complain to him
05:18I would be like
05:19Great job
05:19Thanks, buddy
05:20You know what?
05:21It's better you moved it out there
05:23I'll get the next guy to pick it up
05:26See you later
05:26Yep, no, just keep the money
05:28Yep, keep the 20
05:29This Florida man arrested
05:31After he dumped a trailer full of trash
05:33Onto a Port Charlotte road
05:34Charlotte County Sheriff's deputies
05:36Responded to Twinning Avenue
05:38After a large amount of trash
05:39Was found dumped on the roadway
05:40After going through the items
05:42Deputies discovered a shipping label
05:43With the name of a man
05:45Who had passed away
05:46In October of last year
05:48The address on the shipping label
05:50Belonged to a property
05:51That was just sold
05:52During the investigation
05:53It was revealed
05:54The owner hired this guy
05:57From a Facebook classified ad
05:59There you go
06:00That's what
06:00This was my point
06:01So you hire
06:02This is how things are done
06:04You hire someone
06:05You don't know what they look like
06:07Half the time
06:08A classified ad
06:09Like off of Facebook or whatever
06:10And then you say
06:11Okay
06:12And this guy's like
06:12Yes, I will do it
06:13For this amount of money
06:14And they show up
06:15And this guy shows up
06:16And you say
06:16What do you say at that point?
06:18What if this guy showed up, Dave
06:19And wanted to do work for you?
06:21I mean, what do you
06:22You say no?
06:23So you let him go
06:23You let him do it?
06:25I mean, it's scary either way
06:27Oh, well, I wouldn't let
06:28Okay, I will say this
06:29If it's in my house, no
06:31So how do you
06:32You say
06:33I'm so sorry
06:35Here's the deal
06:36We changed our mind
06:37We're actually gonna sell the place
06:39So we don't need the work done
06:40And here's a couple hundred bucks
06:42For your trouble
06:42You better come up with something
06:42On the flight
06:43So you're gonna pay him anyway?
06:44I would say like
06:45What?
06:45So you're not murdered?
06:47I must have been hacked
06:48That's a good trade
06:49A couple hundred bucks
06:50And no murder?
06:51Yeah
06:52That's good thinking
06:52You're paying more than what he was gonna make
06:54To dump the trash
06:55Yes!
06:56Barb, I don't know if this guy from Satan's Junk Hauling
06:58Is the most reputable guy
07:00How you doing?
07:01I know you've been getting on a Facebook
07:04Trying to find deals in that
07:05But I'm pretty sure he's gonna take that junk
07:07And just dump it on the road
07:09Your wife hired me
07:10Oh!
07:12Uh, Barb
07:12Did you go to Satan's Junk Hauling?
07:16I'm here to move some sticks around
07:21Alright, well
07:22Don't go illegally dumping
07:24I'm trusting ya
07:25I don't know what you do
07:28Like honestly
07:28I would be like
07:29Oh man
07:30Yeah, how would you handle it, Chuck?
07:32You'd have to
07:32I said it
07:33I said it
07:34I must have been hacked
07:36I don't even need anything done
07:38Oh no, you're dead
07:39Oh, I'll hack you up with this
07:42Into pieces
07:42Luckily, I have my machete
07:44I like that
07:45Like you're crying blood
07:46What is that?
07:47That's such an interesting look you got
07:49Best part is
07:51Lots of stuff
07:52Fuck
07:52You're all straight
07:53Looks like you're powder
07:54Something
07:55原ります
07:55I love you
07:56I fear
07:57You're weak
07:57You're burning
07:58I support you
07:58I never attempt at this
07:59because it must go
07:59Like you're desperate
08:00I don't know
08:01I don't know
08:01I don't know
08:01I love you
08:02I don't know
08:03I don't know
08:03What is that
08:04I love you
08:05I don't know
08:06What's that
08:06What I физ
08:08I want you
08:09I love you
08:10I love you
08:11I love you
08:14I love you
08:16I love you
08:17I love you
08:17I love you
08:17I love you
08:18I love you
08:18I love you
08:19I love you