Dave & Chuck the Freak look at a new poll about how often people go commando and discover there are people out there with abnormally long butt cracks after a listener texts in about having to cover theirs up.
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00:00when you're getting dressed how often do you consider not wearing underwear every time
00:11every single time if you never consider going without underwear well we're in the minority
00:20you're saying so it's you're saying most people are like i don't know i'm underwear loose right
00:26most americans i can't guarantee i'm wearing it exactly have a debate of whether or not they
00:31should wear underwear i have not even like a split second of thought i can't wait to get
00:36underwear on me too that's how i feel i like them they're my favorite i just have had too many
00:42zipper down instances oh yeah it's a real risky it is a real threat that's a part i mean if you've
00:49got zipper down moments which i do occasionally too i will say i'm just you know i'm not here
00:56to risk that time for a zipper sometimes uh you know you're everybody i'll say everybody
01:02i think usually it's just a fatal error of being tired and other stuff going on and did i put it
01:10up and didn't i right just went to the bathroom in a new poll 40 percent of people say they never go
01:16commando just seven percent of people always go commando most americans tend to go back and forth
01:24like what would i i mean i don't know what the scenario i'm shooting a porn i'm shooting no i
01:28guess like swim trunks i guess if that's what you consider i don't know i don't wear underwear with
01:33swim trunks on the weekends i'm half commando half underwear depending on what's going on during
01:37the day so hold on if i'm just wearing like comfy like uh like basketball basketball shorts yeah
01:44there's no underwear on underneath there you're free balling i'm free balling but now oh i gotta
01:48run out to the store i'm gonna throw on a pair of actual short shorts um i'm gonna throw on some
01:52underwear too um my butt crack is longer than the average human someone said my god so i wear underwear
01:59to cover it up oh so his butt crack like goes i don't know if it's a hammer or her maybe
02:07what well i guess when high-waisted pants came into style that was a good thing for them
02:14yeah because the low waisted finally yes oh that's right they can't wear those
02:19can finally be safe i can't even imagine if my ass crack went up like another couple inches
02:26like when he goes up to the shoulder blades oh my god have you ever heard of that yes i have there
02:31was a uh there was a girl yes long ass crack there was a girl in our family and they had to have
02:37surgery stop i remember you talking yes yes yes like way too high way too high so they had to they
02:46had to gear it down back together my goodness yeah oh i don't know what you do you probably have to
02:52cut it and they refuse it yeah it was an ass that never stopped wow that's wild doctors say i have
02:59infinite ass never stops listen if my butt crack went any higher it would be very disturbing right
03:08you just want it to be in the normal spot i like absolutely i like it where it is absolutely you'd
03:12always as a guy you'd always have plumbers crack yeah always no matter what you did yeah
03:17that's that's such an unfortunate thing that it plumbers is the top of the guy's ass crack
03:24probably one of the most ugly things in the world it's up there it is generally it's hairy okay for
03:33you know to set the record straight it's because like it's not like uh we're lenny kravitz right
03:39where we wear uh pants that are so low you can like see our pubic delta yes you know what i mean
03:45and we're in incredible shape normally when a man's ass crack is out it is also they are out of
03:52shape they are very out of shape it's like a real risk it's hairy he's got a little beads of sweat
03:57oh man i don't think you'd ever see lenny kravitz ass crack no i don't think so either but if lenny
04:04kravitz had a how to contain it if he had a longer i don't want to do that google lenny kravitz well you
04:11won't see lenny kravitz his ass crack because his big old wiener is ripping through his pants
04:15while he's performing on stage oh my god his butt crack lenny kravitz he's let it out okay let me
04:20see there you go yeah see but it's not good no no it's not good on anyone i guess you're right i
04:27mean it gets lenny kravitz sexual monster and you and it's like and it's like oh god oh man
04:34he also doesn't wear underwear oh no we knew that yeah yeah we knew that remember when his pants
04:39ripped open on stage oh my god yeah yeah yeah even like a grandfather clock pendulum swing look at
04:46this man screaming oh man it almost looks like me look at chuck screaming i can't see yeah he's like
04:52see me american woman yeah i'm gonna go away lenny that's a vulnerable thing to have your ass crack
05:00it absolutely is it's very it is vulnerable you know i know thankful you don't have long ass crack
05:06look that hand's gonna go stick the finger right in the crack i feel like he's trying he's like
05:10crying for him to cover it up he's like no oh my goodness your ass is out lenny yes i googled
05:19lenny kravitz ass crack yes that's a first yeah it definitely is no it definitely okay so uh but
05:27what's worse what uh like you google it or someone starts a page someone has it on like a page a blog
05:34yeah yeah butt crack blog yeah my lenny kravitz butt crack uh tumblr was probably money to be paid
05:41yeah probably you started buttcracks.com oh my if you don't think it's there you want you think
05:47buttcracks.com is a thing let's see buttcracks.com no oh wow there we go guys there's our next big
05:55adventure but i always assume somebody owns that and is like sitting on it that's just waiting for
05:59their buttcracks.com yeah we're just gonna sit on buttcracks.com where's the number we can call so
06:05we could buy it i don't want to buy it i wonder how much it is i would like to buy buttcracks.com
06:08i'll say this though for as disgusting listen listen for as disgusting i think as all male buttcracks are
06:17i feel the opposite about the female buttcrack the female buttcrack and a little bit of it showing
06:22my goodness it's it's enough to stop traffic i mean on on the right person
06:27let's clear it up okay well you don't see that often you don't no that's i think that's why
06:33it's like listen guys can smash their car just for like the tiny like a millimeter of underwear
06:40showing and it could stop us in our tracks absolutely it's different it's different uh i work
06:47with the guy someone said and every time he bends over i see his whole ass and i'm too embarrassed
06:50for him to tell him i'd tell you i'd be like chuck you gotta put your ass away is that jason texting
06:56in yeah yeah sorry yeah it's an odd conversation to have to have it is i just realized my ass is out
07:03if i'm tying my shoes my ass is out if i'm if i've dropped my keys that's fine as long as we take the
07:09proper i always back into a wall when i gotta bend over yeah yeah i've just shield that thing
07:16and i've had many a day where i was i believe wrestling with my butt crack wanting to show
07:21and it's just like oh man i should have wore a belt like you wanted to show it like i had no no no
07:26what i'm saying it wants out like i feel like i gotta show it it wants to breathe i think it wants
07:32out and go ahead the fashion of the early 2000s like ass crack city with especially with females
07:39yes you're right those low rise that was a rough time low rise jeans hey just the low rise the boot
07:46cut and then you'd have to always make sure that they were yeah and can i tell you
07:51this body in low cut jeans terrible guys wore low cut jeans yeah they did they had i don't know much
08:00about no so it's like you would buy them as guys who you know like me i had a gut always or whatever
08:06and you're like man what am i gonna get here and you they were low and you you could feel it it was
08:13on it was knocking on heaven's door back there i thought i was cool and i wore a pair to one of
08:18our concerts once and it was the most uncomfortable night of my life yeah i spent the whole night
08:22trying to make sure my crack was concealed i would have all the early 2000s like that
08:27the crack years it's all the thing that's our crack years we were all on crack back then
08:34vowel
08:37try it too
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