The MRL Show: Close Parkers
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00:00So parking is tight around here, Lorraine, isn't it?
00:03Not only is it tight, but things got even worse yesterday, and I kind of blame Maney for this whole thing.
00:12So when we come in in the morning, we're obviously like one of the first people here.
00:16So we get the pick of the litter when it comes to parking spaces.
00:20And Maney has chosen for his spot an end cap.
00:25So I don't have anybody to my right.
00:27I back in.
00:27I don't have anybody to my right, which I like.
00:29It's less chance of getting dings.
00:30Sure.
00:31So there's nobody.
00:33There's like that space where you can't park there.
00:35So Maney very nicely scoots over a little bit when he parks his Jeep because he gives the next person a little extra room because the spots in this building are really tight.
00:48So I decided I'll park next to Maney because he gives the extra room.
00:53And then, in fact, I can give the next person some extra room.
00:56So you kind of go over my line.
00:59Right.
00:59Because I've moved to the right.
01:01I go like right on the line.
01:03So I'm like hugging the line.
01:05Go over the line.
01:06Well.
01:07Take the space.
01:08Yesterday, I didn't go over the line.
01:10I just hugged the line.
01:11And some, I don't even know a nice word to say.
01:16Well, I'll say jack wagon.
01:17How about that?
01:18Okay.
01:18This jack wagon pulls into the spot perfectly.
01:23Like so perfectly that our rear, that our side view mirrors are almost touching.
01:29Because I left.
01:31So that space was open and the person didn't park moved over.
01:35He parked or she parked perfect in that spot and it jammed you up.
01:39Right.
01:39That's why you got to park.
01:40Do you like that I assumed it was a guy, by the way?
01:42That's why you got to park over the line.
01:45I'm mad at the dude who's probably mad at me because he thinks I can't park.
01:50But I park like that for a reason because Manny parks like that.
01:54And now everyone's mad at each other.
01:56Because if this guy was within an earshot, I'd have given him, oh, would I have gone off yesterday?
02:01Oh, please.
02:02If you safely can do so, go to at the MRL show on our Insta and look at the story and look at how tight it is.
02:07You couldn't even open your door.
02:08I couldn't even walk between the two cars.
02:11And this guy or girl is a bad driver to begin with because they had paint all over the side of their car.
02:19So I'm then looking at my car to make sure it's not my paint the way that they pulled in so tightly.
02:25And I have to get on the passenger side seat and climb over my steering column to get to the driver's side and pull my side view mirror in so that I can back out.
02:41But you know what?
02:42I threaded that needle.
02:43I threaded that needle.