The MRL Show: Crappy Planes

Transcript

00:00british airways is being accused of cutting champagne from flights what yeah how i knew i'd

00:08catch your i knew champagne would get your attention but why champagne makes everybody

00:14happy if you want to take something off a flight take tequila off a flight people some people get

00:20mean when they drink tequila i'll even give you vodka everybody's happy when they drink champagne

00:25business class passengers are accusing british airways of cutting costs because they're no

00:29longer offering small bottles of champagne on some short haul flights i'm not flying well when you go

00:36to great britain yeah that and spirit just check those two right then and there do you know and this

00:43is not me like being shady with spirit because i've i have flown spirit a couple times i was on a flight

00:50from miami to the bahamas is that the yellow plane yes okay i think jet blue just took them over so

00:55maybe it's only up from here but the seat that i was sitting in no lie was duct taped back together

01:04and i looked at the girl and i was like is this a joke because she was like no she's like that's

01:10your seat we're on a full flight so you can take it or not and i was like i really want to go to the

01:15bahamas so okay like is my do i get a parachute with this seat no you you bought an 18 ticket you

01:22bring your own parachute yeah i don't know man i remember um i was on a flight and by the way like

01:32a lot of airplanes are really old well maintained right but they're really old and they just get a

01:38new paint job because it's the way that airlines can save money they pretty up a plane with a paint job

01:43but the plane really was manufactured in 1967 and i was on one flight and i thought for sure

01:49that the overhead compartment was going to come crashing down on all of us like not just my seat

01:56but like the thing was like rattling to the point where it was like hanging are you sure you weren't on

02:00a spirit flight no this was i want to say american i mean i usually only fly american that is what we

02:05call putting lipstick on a pig uh what about you guys have you guys been on a really crappy plane

02:12kim harrisburg good morning welcome to mrl good morning so kim what happened to you on a flight

02:19well i had my um my son with me and we get on the plane and ours has had duct tape on it as well

02:28just like yours oh okay standard industry standard you know things are tight right now you're lucky you

02:35have duct tape right so i you know i kind of think that they were you know short of money of some

02:41sort so um we get in the seat i'm leery i get my son in and we begin to take off and our seats

02:52literally like the bolt wasn't in all the way or whatever it is yeah and our seats literally just

02:59like came loose didn't come apart but just came loose do you tilt backwards yes yeah like you're

03:05like you know you know how like uh nasa astronauts are like all the way back like this

03:11they're looking at the ceiling