Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man who almost lost his genitals after being attacked by a crocodile in South Africa. Then, ask listeners to share stories of when they almost lost their own.
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00:00here's a question for you i know we've talked about genital injuries before but how did you
00:11almost lose your genitals luckily not close yet how did you almost lose your genitals if you've
00:19come close reach out to us 1-855-954-6969 i did get married once one like i lost that because
00:28that'll be 800 texts now no not getting married don't do that say that because a shocked crocodile
00:35handler came within an inch of losing his manhood when a 15-foot beast bit him between the legs what
00:46kind of trick was he trying to pull yeah that's crazy you know after he poked the crocodile with
00:52a stick well you know what they don't like yeah they hate that this experienced reptile
00:58expert was giving a display to dozens of visitors at the crocodile creek theme park in south africa
01:04oh when he was viciously attacked this is a south african crocodile so they're no joke oh no
01:12a tourist who witnessed the attack told emergency services who raced to help
01:16that he had both his hands on his groin like i don't know screaming count them count them
01:23because he like count my bits yeah i think so i think sure i got everything both of his balls
01:29one of his balls might have got in there one oh god one one stop at one just one
01:37don't stop at one a crocodile expert who asked not to be named but few of the footage said the croc
01:44was giving him a warning because if he wanted to kill him he easily could have some of these south
01:49african theme parks you can zipline over the crocs you know what i'm not doing it sounds like a bad
01:55idea it doesn't really does yeah no it's wild don't do it dave i know you're like adventure
02:01my ziplining days are done okay good yeah my helicopter uh flying days and my ziplining days
02:08they're behind me now i do think it's hilarious that that crocodile was like scared you didn't i
02:13yeah oh yeah i was one inch from your genitals yep holy hell so what about you how did you come close
02:21to losing your genitals and ladies uh feel free to chime in here too if you like
02:261-855-954-6969 almost lose a titty 1-855-954-6969 or text us at 46969 what about that
02:37little fun button almost get it ripped off jesus feel free to reach out i just want to make sure
02:42they're included chuck yeah well it's tougher this guy from boston just texted he said i was volunteering
02:48hanging christmas lights at a holiday display in the center of my town north of boston i'm 80 feet off
02:54the ground i fell and the makeshift strap harness i was wearing wrapped around my twig and berries
03:03and i was hanging from them for 35 minutes until they rescued me just trying to help with your
03:10christmas display please help me stay strong are you okay no sir twig and berries i think he's
03:19hanging there by his genitals you can tell by my sounds that i am uh he said i'm 250 pounds no no i was
03:29hanging by them for over half an hour my balls turned black but were thankfully saved whoa wow
03:38oh my god is this pure luck i guess yeah so lucky there is video of me screaming in front of about 50
03:45townspeople video yeah well it was a big you know it was like a big ceremonial uh reef laying or
03:53something and then you're hanging by your Christmas lights oh i thought it was some kind of holiday
03:58display he was volunteering nice oh man don't be nice and volunteer your time i just yeah
04:04imagine hanging by your genitals no in front of everyone in town yeah and you would scream like
04:11chuck was screaming right yeah yeah yeah i would have to let someone else know like there's more
04:19going on than i'm just hanging you got to tell them you're like i had me hanging by my genital you know
04:24because if i think you're just hanging by your safety strap or something i'm like hey bud don't worry
04:31about it right they need a sense of you're right give them that sense of urgency yeah i mean it's we
04:40gotta go and still how long did he say yeah my balls put their cameras away yeah they're all
04:45everybody's just tape look at this guy oh they're all that's the problem everyone tapes you now before
04:50they decide to help you so oh my god almighty what this is tragic well you asked for it i asked for lady
04:59bits i got them oh god when i was a kid i played with a metal toy plane and i sliced
05:08my button open and now i have no fun button anymore well that's no fun at all i don't believe this
05:17what it's no fun at all i'm just reading what you said that's terrible a plane i had a lot of
05:24playing with a metal toy plane yeah i had a lot of metal toy planes and they could get sharp the
05:31wings why is it by your privates i don't want to get into it i don't want to get into how we play
05:37sometimes your plane that's got to go into the
05:41huh that's weird yeah it's really strange you know maybe fell on it it fell on it like uh
05:53it was uh in amongst a pile i'm making i don't know walking on it like if it had wheels like a toy
05:59you know like riding it so like a large plane i'm thinking of like a little she does say playing
06:07on a metal toy okay oh my god almighty lady that means no fun i think only internal fun only internal
06:21and you hope it still gives you something wow lady if not you're missing out uh we'll go to lisa
06:29next hi lisa how are you i'm great how are you good we're talking about how people almost lost their
06:34genitals yeah so my cousin's wife um when she was a teenager we grew up in a small town in wisconsin
06:42we had this like 800 acre man made lake and she jumped off the end of a pier into the lake and
06:51there was a pipe sticking up out of the bottom of the lake and he landed right on her with jj
06:59no so it's like her yeah just very disfigured like i don't know what it looks like or anything
07:05i'm not that close to her but uh not good she had severe pain like her whole life it's very painful
07:11yeah oh damn man made lakes whoa pipes who left the pipe
07:18someone get the pipes out
07:23probably sewer or something you know it's terrible
07:29yeah they have issues because of it like you know yeah well sure yeah you're gonna you're gonna
07:37pipe can't go up there i mean when i hear about someone's already had a pipe i don't uh i don't
07:43go anywhere near it oh lisa that yeah you feel normally what we go through you you know i don't like
07:52to jump into lakes or anything like that like a but i can't see good well yeah i need to be able to see
07:57yeah a lot of people get hurt that way they do they do like seriously critically injured
08:03generally not a pole through their vagina but oh my god
08:08that's bad guys that's bad bad oh that's really really bad uh this woman said on a chunk i was
08:15accidentally punched in the badge during a threesome while switching positions pretty cool
08:20thought i was gonna lose it punched yeah that's a wild one huh yeah why were they trying to
08:26i don't know i was trying to punch something else
08:34what were you trying to do i don't know threesomes are not for those people no
08:40you can't be a clumsy person yeah threesome yeah it's tough good for you uh john's up next in
08:46tampa john how did you almost lose your genitals oh i did lose one um i was climbing over a
08:53oh by the way good day eh oh good day how's she going how's she going
09:00you're a happy man with one ball you gotta be i am i am okay go ahead well yeah i still i still have
09:09kids i'm good right but uh no there's a stadium that in my hometown had a uh brick wall around it
09:16so um but the neighbor had a nice old wire fence but he had a peach tree and the only way to get to
09:25that peach tree was to climb along through this brick wall and get over to it so i was climbing up
09:31hit a t-bar it was a little dewy that morning and i came straight down on that metal t-bar
09:38who got me and my mommy daddy button there and yeah you're what yeah turned it off turned it off
09:46yeah they picked they picked me up there and i hung up at home and woke my dad up and said hey i think
09:53i gotta go to the hospital yeah crush my daddy button
09:57oh man it's no good but but everything worked out and you have kids
10:06and uh they stopped all the massive trauma and bleeding
10:09i got one good one and one floater yeah i'm good oh yeah one's loose one's loose
10:15loose this john thanks man yeah all the best all right guys love you yep see ya gotta get you
10:22some peaches at the store my mommy daddy button what in the hell yeah i don't ever want to
10:29i don't ever want to do this again
10:32i guess you gotta look at the bright side of life
10:39right that's it yeah that's why i think he's so upbeat like stuff managed to work out for him
10:45he never got those peaches yeah all for a peach they're like 78 cents i'd never eat a peach again
10:52i'd never eat him again i wouldn't even look at him after my mommy daddy button was crushed
10:56do you think he has like ptsd when he gets around ptsd like it hurts down there a bit
11:04would you ever have a peach again never no no it'd be a bad association no oh my god it's a sore stomach
11:12yeah