Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man who had to have his penis removed after discovering a penis freckle that ended up being penile skin cancer. His name is inappropriate, but very appropriate for where the condition was found.
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00:00Ah, okay, guys.
00:09Yeah.
00:10Check your dongs.
00:12Guys, check your dongs.
00:13Okay.
00:13I mean, not right now.
00:14I do all the time.
00:16Yeah, me too.
00:16Gotta give it a look.
00:17If you see a freckle on it, maybe get it looked at.
00:21I never have.
00:22What are we talking about?
00:23Oh, God.
00:24What's he got?
00:25He's got a freckle on his dong.
00:26You have a dick freckle?
00:27He has one.
00:28He obviously has one.
00:29No, I'm not freaking out.
00:30You don't react that way unless you have one, dude.
00:32I know.
00:33You don't react.
00:33Wait a second.
00:35I need to see what we're talking about.
00:37Oh, my God.
00:38Do we have a picture?
00:38Where is it located?
00:40How long does it have to have been there for?
00:42Skin cancer?
00:42He has a freckle on his penis, ladies.
00:47Now you know.
00:48Is it skin cancer?
00:50Is that what they're saying?
00:51Yeah, unfortunately it is.
00:52But how often does it get sun down there?
00:57All the time.
00:58It depends, I guess.
00:59What the F are we looking at?
01:01Don't Google penis freckle, okay?
01:03Yeah.
01:04Looks like an armadillo.
01:05You're going to see some stuff.
01:07That's just dark balls.
01:09Yeah.
01:10That's what that is.
01:11Yeah, I think so.
01:12But why is he in that position?
01:14I don't even know what we're looking at there.
01:15Right.
01:16It almost looks like he had the whole thing off.
01:18Here's the thing.
01:18A guy spotted a freckle on his penis.
01:20Mm-hmm.
01:21A couple months later.
01:22It had to be amputated.
01:25Yeah, I mean, that sucks.
01:27It's just, it's the worst place to get anything.
01:29Jesus.
01:29There's little, like, all the cases ever reported, there's been only, like, less than 200.
01:35Of what?
01:36Of that, of cancer, skin cancer.
01:40On the dog.
01:40Like, thousands are diagnosed with penile cancer every year.
01:43Mm.
01:44So it's not a skin cancer, then?
01:46Maybe it's not.
01:49I don't know.
01:49And you have to undergo a partial or total penectomy.
01:53That's no good, man.
01:54I mean, I think it's one of those things they tell you.
01:56Like, sometimes, haven't we done stories where people have signed something, like, hey, we're
02:01going to do some exploratory stuff, and you end up signing a piece of paper, and you don't
02:06realize they could chop your dong off.
02:08What's crazy here, you guys, is the most recent guy who suffered from this.
02:12Yeah.
02:13Craig McCock.
02:15That sucks.
02:16Stop it.
02:17His name is Craig McCock.
02:18Where do you get these stories?
02:20He's on a list.
02:21This is Craig McCock.
02:22Stop it.
02:24I don't think it was just, like, a regular freckle.
02:26It can't be.
02:27It had to look wild.
02:29Look at that guy.
02:29Look at what kind of freckles he has on him.
02:31Yeah, I mean, it's not the same.
02:33There's his name right there.
02:35Mm.
02:35Wow, it is spelled exactly like you say it.
02:38Craig McCock.
02:39It's almost like my, yeah.
02:40Craig McCock.
02:42Yeah.
02:43It's really.
02:44The 54-year-old former bus driver and inspector who lives with his wife tells his story.
02:49He went to see his doctor about trouble emptying his bladder.
02:53She referred him to the hospital for some checks.
02:55Specialist nurse who examined the bladder commented on a freckle on the head of his penis.
03:01Okay, yeah, that's.
03:03We're safe, boys.
03:04Oh, yeah.
03:05That's right.
03:06We're safe, boys.
03:08I don't know.
03:08He said, I told her it had been there for about six months and wasn't painful or causing
03:12any issues, but she got concerned and called in a doctor to get a second opinion.
03:16That doctor was concerned, too, and referred him to a further investigation.
03:23Two weeks later, a urologist says, well, that could be penile cancer.
03:28They had a biopsy, they injected anesthetic into the tip of his penis and took a chunk
03:35out of it for analysis.
03:36He said that was as awful as it sounds.
03:39Yeah, my bad.
03:40Two weeks later, he went back for the results.
03:42It was an aggressive, fast-growing cancer.
03:46That sucks, man.
03:47And he had to have an amputation.
03:50That's horrible.
03:51He's talking about it.
03:52So much stuff done.
03:53And they only left him enough so they could try and rebuild a smaller one using tissue
03:58from his thigh.
03:59Good God.
04:00I'd be like, go ahead and build a bigger one using tissue with my thigh.
04:04I think you probably could with mine.
04:06I'd be like, where's the roof access?
04:08Oh, no.
04:09Oh, yeah.
04:09It's right up there.
04:10I'll show you the way.
04:12I know where it is.
04:13That's the...
04:14I think that's where it gets scary, though.
04:16If you get anything on the head of it, they can be handled.
04:18Oh, I think so.
04:19But here's the thing.
04:19By the time they did the surgery, the cancer was so aggressive, they couldn't even leave
04:23him anything.
04:24They had to take it all.
04:25Yeah.
04:25But he's alive.
04:26He's alive.
04:27Look how happy he is.
04:29Was that before or after, though?
04:31That might be an old thing.
04:32That's years after.
04:33My God.
04:34He said he was terrified about it, had changed everything from peeing to sex.
04:39Okay, so I guess here's the thing.
04:41So you chopped mine off.
04:42Cancer took it.
04:43I mean, that sucks or whatever.
04:44But now I just, I have a lot in life I don't really have to ever worry about anymore as
04:50a guy.
04:51It takes the pressure off, right?
04:52You already sit down to pee.
04:53You haven't had sex in a while.
04:54What do you need it for?
04:55That's what I mean.
04:56There you go.
04:56But then, like, because even if you don't have sex as a guy, like, you're like, it would
05:01be nice.
05:03You know?
05:03You're like, it's still in your brain.
05:05You still have it.
05:05It's still in your brain.
05:06It's a little companion.
05:07You know?
05:08So, it would just be a lot of pressure off.
05:15It's a good, healthy way to look at it.
05:18I wonder how many people just, like, flew off an exit with a freckle, a wiener freckle.
05:22Oh, my God.
05:22Yeah.
05:23Well, you saw Jason's eyes.
05:25You saw his eyes.
05:26Yeah.
05:26I just don't like these stories, you know?
05:28Yeah, I know why you don't.
05:30Because you got freckles on your dog.
05:31I don't have freckles.
05:32You got a bunch of freckles on it.
05:34That's why I saw it in your face.
05:36Freckles.
05:37He's like, wait, wait, hold on, what's wrong?
05:40Well, because you look at me, and I, so I just, you know, had to check and had to know
05:46the ins and outs.
05:48Yeah.
05:48I mean, listen.
05:49There's something you wouldn't think about, though.
05:51But really, anywhere on your body, right?
05:53Like, the second you, like, look down and you see, like, a little black spot growing on
05:59any part of your, like, it's usually not great.
06:03Yeah.
06:03Yeah.
06:03See, mine's been with me from the beginning.
06:05It hasn't grown.
06:07You know, like, I have a bunch of these little ones.
06:10Yeah.
06:10Yeah, I like a birthmark.
06:11Exactly.
06:12Okay.
06:12Yeah.
06:14That's great.
06:15That's great to know, though.
06:17It's definitely on the shaft, too.
06:19We know that.
06:20Yeah, he said it wasn't on the head.
06:21Yeah.
06:22We know a lot about him now.
06:23There you go.
06:24Every listener knows Jason has a penis freckle.
06:27Yeah.
06:27No, it's just jokes, man.
06:29No, it's just jokes.
06:31No, it's not.
06:32Whatever.
06:32You got one that's been there forever.
06:35I wish it was.
06:36You can't say it's been there forever and it hasn't grown and then say it's just jokes.
06:40It's like his little Cindy Crawford dot.
06:41It's comedy, man.
06:42No, he's messing around.
06:44He does it for fashion.
06:45Just beauty mark.
06:46Yeah.
06:46He draws it on.
06:47Yeah.
06:47Every day he draws it on.
06:49It's not a birthmark.
06:50Beauty mark.
06:50Anyway, as for Craig McCock, he said it was an adjustment, of course, having a tube where
06:57a penis used to be with a tap on the end of it and he opens to pee.
07:01Holy crap.
07:02He just turns his tap on like you would to wash your hands.
07:05Holy crap.
07:06It just flows out.
07:08But he said he's in a better mind space now.
07:11We only did this story because of his name.
07:14Yep.
07:14I don't know.
07:14We all know it.
07:15Yep.
07:15We all know.
07:16We know why we did it.
07:17Well, it's just a warning.
07:18Get your penis freckles checked out.
07:20It was a bonus because Jason has a freckle on his penis, so that gave us a bit of a
07:23bonus.
07:25But really, it was about Mr. McAug.
07:28Yeah.
07:32Well, come on.
07:33How crazy is this story when you've got to get it chopped off and your name is McAug?
07:39Not McAug!
07:40Yeah.
07:41It happened to Mr. McAug.
07:42You're right.
07:43He waited the whole segment to wait to do that.
07:46Not McAug!
07:47Yeah.
07:48That's it.
07:48He's got it written down somewhere.
07:50No, I don't.
07:52I had it up here, my friends.
07:53Yep.
07:54And what he's saying is, not Mr. McAug.
07:59Anyways, if you want to see what McAug looks like, go check it out at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com.
08:04He wrote that down, too.
08:06Did not.
08:06Just right now.
08:07You're not with it right now.
08:08Yeah.
08:08Let's do it.
08:09He's happy to see, people.
08:12You're not сегодня.
08:13I'm'm sorry.
08:14You're not the way I'm.
08:14You're not the way I'm right now.
08:15I'm trying to go.
08:15I might wait.
08:16You're all right.
08:16You're not the way I'm tired.
08:17I didn't have it.
08:18You're all right.
08:19Yes, you're right.
08:19You're all right.
08:21Bye-bye.
08:2130 minutes.
08:23Bye!
08:23Good.
08:24Yes.
08:25I'm telling you about my name.
08:25A сюда 명.
08:26Going to the right.
08:27See a bit.
08:27Dicki So what you need to say.
08:29I'm sorry about theتي.
08:29Right?
08:30Why wouldn't you lower me?
08:31Start the camera.
08:33I'm sorry about my name.