MJTV: Roxanne's Experiment on MJ Gets Exposed by Fester
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00:00Wait, hold on.
00:01Now that MJ knows.
00:03I just dumped that.
00:04You know, I'm not going to let that in.
00:07I can't.
00:07I just dumped that.
00:09Stop.
00:10I'm shutting your mic off, Fester.
00:12I'm quitting this break.
00:16I recorded this promo yesterday.
00:18Now, Roxanne, did you hear my daily promo?
00:20Because I cut a promo after every show.
00:23I cut a little promo about something that's coming up the next day.
00:26And here we are the next day.
00:28I try not to listen to you after we leave.
00:31Good call.
00:32Good call.
00:33So I recorded this yesterday.
00:35Listen.
00:35Will it pass the smell test?
00:38What you talking about, MJ?
00:40Tomorrow morning, 745.
00:43Find out.
00:44MJ Morning Show here on Q105.
00:46All right.
00:46So I recorded that promo yesterday.
00:47It ran during the day after the morning show.
00:50And, of course, I dropped it with the whole little different strokes and facts of life, live stage thing.
00:55The other night on ABC.
00:57I thought I'd drop in a, what are you talking about, MJ?
00:59Very timely and cutting edge.
01:01I thought it was.
01:01I thought it was very, very timely.
01:03But it has nothing to do with Willis.
01:05Now, Roxanne, if I say the smell test, does that ring a bell?
01:12Do you have any idea maybe what I'm getting at if I say, Roxanne, tell me about the smell test?
01:17If you're trying to bring up the photo again that Fester outed me with my armpit stain, I don't really appreciate that.
01:26And you can smell my armpits and they smell good, even if they're sweaty.
01:29I don't know if you're playing coy here.
01:30I don't know what you're doing.
01:32But let me give you another word.
01:35Yeah.
01:35The smell test.
01:36Mm-hmm.
01:36Perfume?
01:40Oh, look.
01:42I saw your face there.
01:46Now you know what I'm talking about.
01:48Yeah.
01:48And there was only one person in this room who knew about that.
01:52Yeah.
01:52It was me.
01:53The turncoat.
01:54Okay.
01:54First of all, what a rat turncoat.
01:57What year is this?
01:58I love it.
01:59What is the smell test?
02:00What a rat.
02:01All right.
02:01So, what's today?
02:03Today's Friday.
02:03Unbelievable.
02:04Roxanne comes to me on Tuesday.
02:06And she comes up with her little bubbly voice.
02:08She says, hey, Fester, I want to apologize in advance.
02:11I gave you a courtesy warning.
02:12I go, okay, for what?
02:13She says, I want to apologize in case I start spelling a little bit too much.
02:17Because MJ commented, and you did comment either late last week or early this week.
02:21I've commented a bunch of times, and it came up again recently twice, how I hate like Yankee
02:27Candle and Bath and Body Works.
02:30I just can't take the scents, all the odors.
02:33It's like, it's an olfactory assault of all of the smells from these perfume places, these
02:39scented candle places.
02:40I can't take it.
02:41You're a super sniffer, an olfactory superhero.
02:44It just overwhelms me, and I get all, I get all, it's like, it stuffs, I hate it.
02:49It gives me a headache.
02:50So, Roxanne decides that she's going to launch the smell test on me?
02:54In the year or so that I've sat next to Roxanne in this chair, she's always been very modest
02:57with her perfume.
02:58But she said, I'm going to spray an additional squirt of perfume on me, on her.
03:04Every day.
03:04Every day until MJ notices.
03:06So, I would, of course, notice at first because I'm closer in proximity, and she was apologizing
03:10for that.
03:11And I thought this was ridiculous because Wednesday, she's like, I did two squirts today.
03:16And then yesterday morning, she's like, I did three squirts.
03:19And I'm like, he's never going to notice this.
03:21Because I've said I don't like heavily perfumed individuals.
03:25I commented on the old woman that worked with us over at FLZ.
03:29She was in the business office.
03:30And she used to come in and get the commercial logs every morning from the previous day.
03:34And she, like, bathed.
03:36And I couldn't breathe.
03:37I would, like, go into respiratory arrest.
03:39So, you're...
03:40How about that cigar douche?
03:43He used to smell...
03:44Oh, stop it.
03:44He smelled like cigar and aqua velvet.
03:46I'm a good friend of him.
03:47Oh, whatever.
03:48Ever since I went through his wall and he said, these airplanes cost more than your life.
03:53Screw you.
03:54Just as you're friends with somebody, you don't mean Froggy.
03:56That's right.
03:56Froggy once went through the wall of Cigar Dave's office.
04:01And Cigar Dave hated Froggy ever since.
04:03And then Froggy calls him...
04:04Don't call my friend Dave names.
04:06But he wears a lot of cologne.
04:08Like, you could smell him a mile away.
04:10So, you're up to how many squirts?
04:11I'm up to four sprays.
04:13You watch it for us.
04:14Yeah.
04:14And I even tried to whoosh by you this morning when I came in.
04:17I tried to whoosh when I went by and put your papers nearby you.
04:20Well, guess what?
04:21It's over.
04:22It's exposed.
04:23Yeah, but guess what?
04:24I'm going to go up to five on Monday.
04:25How many squirts are you up to right now?
04:27She just said four.
04:28Okay.
04:28She's up to four squirts of perfume.
04:30I'm kind of downwind from you because there's the vent up above you and it's, like, pushing air away
04:35from you.
04:35It hasn't bothered me yet.
04:37Okay, well, it's...
04:39I don't smell you at all.
04:40I mean, your squirts must be modest.
04:42So, now that you're outed for your squirts...
04:45Wait, hold on.
04:46Now that MJ knows...
04:48All right, I just dumped that.
04:50You know...
04:50Fester...
04:51I'm not going to let that...
04:52I can't...
04:52All right, I just dumped that.
04:54Just stop.
04:55Stop.
04:56All right, I'm shutting your mic off, Fester.
04:57I'm quitting this break.
04:59Anyway, if you want to...
05:00If you want to continue...
05:01If you have four squirts of perfume and it's not bothering me yet,
05:05if you want to continue on Monday with five...
05:07And I'll let you know when it becomes bothersome.
05:09Okay, because I love science experiments and I love to annoy you.
05:13That's great.
05:14All right.
05:14All right.
05:14All right, ladies and gentlemen...
05:16This is science.
05:17All right, coming up next...