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00:30Would you like to try some of this new cheese I have?
00:39It is perfect now, nice and soft.
00:41But if you leave it out exposed to this temperature for too long, it will get all hard.
00:47Oh, leave it out, teacher.
00:50No, no, it must not be left out.
00:52The one thing I have learned is to get things the way you want them,
00:56you must strike when your iron is hot.
00:57If you say so, teacher.
01:00Strike now, teacher, while your iron is hot.
01:05I'm sorry, Goretti, I think there is a misunderstanding here.
01:09Are you sure, teacher?
01:11Ah, you can't take your hands off me.
01:14I am willing to try.
01:15Shh, don't say another word.
01:18It's all right.
01:19I feel the same way too.
01:21Let's just enjoy the moment together.
01:24Goretti.
01:28Goretti?
01:30I think you are barking at the wrong pole.
01:55I have not been with a single woman since Catherine left.
01:59Have you tried a married one?
02:00I have not been able to look at another woman the same way.
02:03I can show you different ways.
02:05Oh, Goretti.
02:07I am so very confused.
02:10I love Catherine, but...
02:12But...
02:12But, Dieter.
02:15Love is on your doorstep.
02:17When love comes knocking,
02:19you must answer that call.
02:20Oh, Goretti.
02:21Yeah, hello, yeah.
02:34Hello, Dieter.
02:35It's me.
02:36Me?
02:37It's me, Catherine.
02:39Catherine?
02:41Catherine.
02:42Yes, I'm outside your door knocking,
02:44but there seems to be no one in.
02:45I am in.
02:47I am here,
02:47but I was not hearing you.
02:49I will come straight out.
02:52Oh, Dieter,
02:52I'm very nervous about seeing you again.
02:54It's been so long,
02:55and well,
02:56the thing is,
02:57I've changed so much.
02:59Please,
02:59I will be straight out.
03:03Goretti,
03:04you are amazing.
03:06How did you know she was there?
03:07My God, Catherine.
03:18You are right.
03:20You have changed.
03:22Sorry, bud.
03:23You're not my type.
03:24She's over there.
03:27Oh, Catherine.
03:28Oh, Dieter.
03:31Welcome home, Catherine.
03:35Oh, hello, big boy.
03:37Going my way?
03:38Any baggage?
03:40Nothing you can't handle.
03:48Oh, Dieter,
03:48I'm so sorry for leaving the way I did,
03:50but I had no choice.
03:51I needed to find myself.
03:52I don't want to know any more.
03:54I don't care.
03:55You're back.
03:56That is all that matters.
03:58Oh, Dieter,
03:58I missed you so much,
04:00and now I know
04:01I can be with no one but you.
04:03Catherine,
04:04I will never lose you again.
04:05For the last time,
04:08I am going down.
04:09Okay.
04:12God!
04:13God in heaven!
04:15God, what is it?
04:17Get the fuck off!
04:18What?
04:19Get the fuck off!
04:23Oh!
04:24God!
04:28Dieter?
04:28Yes?
04:29I will marry you.
04:31Oh, God!
04:43Off you go!
04:47Ladies and gentlemen.
04:48Wait!
04:49I can't hear anything.
04:50You sure it's on?
04:51One, two.
04:54One, two.
04:56That's better.
04:58Ladies and gentlemen.
05:00Stop!
05:01Reverend Fathers,
05:02ladies and gentlemen.
05:05Reverend Fathers,
05:07ladies and gentlemen.
05:09Distinguished guests.
05:11Distinguished guests.
05:12Yes?
05:12Reverend Fathers,
05:18ladies and gentlemen.
05:20Distinguished guests.
05:23Now what?
05:24You could try the honour toast.
05:27The honour toast?
05:28Dieter,
05:29get on her
05:30and stay on her.
05:32The men, Jimmy!
05:33Oh, my God!
05:44They're here!
05:45Quick!
05:45Out the door!
05:46No, hang on, hang on.
05:47Grab these.
05:48Then wait into the van
05:49until they're in the house
05:50and then go!
05:53Oh, my God!
05:55I think it's locked!
05:55What?
05:56Where's the key?
05:57I don't know!
05:58Dieter?
05:58I'm sure if we all sit down
06:00like reasonable people...
06:01My parents are not reasonable people.
06:03What if we can explain?
06:05I didn't tell my mother
06:06we were living together
06:07for a reason.
06:08She's like Hitler
06:08with a handbag.
06:09Where's the feckin' key?
06:11But it is 2007.
06:13In Germany,
06:14two people like this
06:14is super normal.
06:15You'll never see Germany again
06:17if you don't hide.
06:18Now, quick!
06:19Into the back room.
06:20Quick!
06:30Great.
06:31A feckin' puncture.
06:33That poor girl
06:35must be up to high-do
06:37with a wedding
06:38only two days away.
06:39I don't want you
06:41doing anything to upset her.
06:42If you must smoke,
06:44smoke outside.
06:45Yes, dear.
06:47Mummy!
06:48Daddy!
06:49You're early!
06:50Catherine!
06:51Ah, don't you look lovely!
06:54Doesn't she look lovely, Tommy?
06:55Did you do something with your hair?
06:58No, ma'am.
06:59Maybe you should.
07:02Listen,
07:02you'll have to show me the house.
07:04I'm dying to see
07:05where my little angel's been hiding.
07:07But, ma'am, I...
07:07Ah, this is lovely, Catherine.
07:12And you live here
07:12all on your own?
07:14Well, yes.
07:14It's really quiet.
07:16Oh, it's quiet.
07:17And quite smaller than expected.
07:20Then, of course,
07:20on your wages.
07:22Tea, anyone?
07:23What's in that room there?
07:24Oh, nothing.
07:26Nothing interesting.
07:28I just sort of use it
07:29as a storeroom.
07:32Tea?
07:33Anyone?
07:37Mary,
07:38why don't you leave the girl alone?
07:41If no one is going to put the kettle on,
07:43I will.
07:44Mummy!
07:45Leave her off.
07:46She's upset
07:46because she had to come down
07:47in the car with me.
07:48Her broomstick is in for service.
07:51Dad!
07:51I'm gagging for a fag, all right?
07:53I'll be out the back.
07:54Dad,
07:55the key is missing.
07:58That's not locked.
08:00Just stuck.
08:01Take those dirty things outside.
08:03All right, all right.
08:10Anything for peace and quiet.
08:14Come on, Dad!
08:16Get back!
08:21Hey!
08:22Hey!
08:22What are you doing?
08:23That's the last time
08:24you'll break into
08:25my little gal's house,
08:27you thieving little gif!
08:37Daddy, stop!
08:38Stay back, captain.
08:39I just caught this fecker
08:41climbing out your window.
08:42I can be explaining.
08:43A feckin' foreign feckin' fecker as well.
08:47Oh, he's getting up.
08:48Get down, you puppy!
08:50Please, I can explain!
08:51Explain this!
08:56Daddy!
08:59Could he not use the door
09:01like everybody else?
09:03The key was lost
09:04and there was nothing wrong
09:06with that door.
09:07If you were a real man,
09:09you would have liked the feckin' thing opened.
09:11Some husband you'd make.
09:13You didn't even put up a good fight.
09:15Daddy, honestly, Tommy.
09:16You'd fight with yourself
09:18if you were left alone long enough.
09:20Who's that?
09:21Oh, that will be my parents.
09:24Here?
09:25I thought we were meant to meet them
09:26at the B&B.
09:27Before rehearsals.
09:28I forgot to tell you,
09:29but I thought it might be better
09:30if we got together here beforehand
09:32and get to know one another.
09:34And, er,
09:34will they be coming through the door?
09:37Or coming through the window?
09:39Oh, Tommy, stop!
09:46Mr and Mrs Langer,
09:47you're very welcome from Ireland.
09:49I've heard so much...
09:50Our luggage is in the boat.
09:51You will be careful with it, yeah?
09:53Oh, my God!
09:56Peter!
09:58Mutti!
09:59My Liebling!
10:01Who did this to you?
10:03He did.
10:05You?
10:09Daddy!
10:11You big bully!
10:15What are you doing?
10:20My Liebling!
10:22Oh, Mutti!
10:29Look, Catherine!
10:31The slippy slidey-door keys!
10:40What about this, Timmy?
10:41She offered her honour,
10:44he honoured her offer,
10:45and all night long,
10:46he was honour and offer.
10:47Ha!
10:49He was honour and offer.
10:51He can't say that.
10:52It's got to be something romantic.
10:56Do you know what, Theo?
10:57I prefer this place with Jacksy.
10:58Well, he's not here,
10:59so you're stuck with me.
11:02Look!
11:03I need a speech!
11:04And I need it now!
11:05Love means never having to say...
11:09What time's your wedding rehearsal?
11:11Sorry?
11:12Now!
11:14You love...
11:15Ha!
11:15Ha!
11:15Ha!
11:15Ha!
11:15Ha!
11:16Ha!
11:16Ha!
11:16Ha!
11:17Ha!
11:17Well, listen to this.
11:19It says here they're after finding the remains of an old church over at Kildikin.
11:22What class of the church?
11:24Built by the early Christians.
11:25How did they know they were the early Christians?
11:27Apparently, first mass was half six.
11:29Ha!
11:30Ha!
11:31Ha!
11:31Ha!
11:32Ha!
11:32Ha!
11:32That is good!
11:33Ha!
11:34Ha!
11:34Ha!
11:34Ha!
11:35Ha!
11:36Ha!
11:37Ha!
11:37Well, I bought mine in Dusseldorf.
11:39Ha!
11:40Didn't know they had a dums in Dusseldorf!
11:43I think he both looked great!
11:45Ha!
11:45No.
11:46I'll say I'm late, Father.
11:47Your grand Timmy wouldn't start without you.
11:51Was there a car crash?
11:53A little misunderstanding, you know, but it's all sorted.
11:55Ha!
11:56Right, um...
11:58Dieter, Father.
12:00Dieter, yeah. Will you give Timmy the rings for safekeeping
12:02until the big day tomorrow?
12:04OK, well, I think we can get started
12:07and it might be a good idea if we keep it snappy
12:09so that, you know, we can all go to Jaxie's.
12:12Think we could all do with a little drink?
12:14Shouldn't the best man be standing beside me?
12:17No, I'm fine here.
12:23Ah, speak of the devil.
12:29They look like a crow does have to walk into a bale.
12:31Yeah, no, you haven't bale.
12:33They're an unsavoury-looking bunch, all right.
12:36It's OK, Theo. That's Catherine and Dieter's parents.
12:39I don't care if they're related to the Pope.
12:41They still look like a rough bunch.
12:43Miss Fahey's father beat up Dieter.
12:46And then Dieter's father beat up Miss Fahey's father.
12:49Down in the house.
12:50And then the two mothers attacked each other.
12:52I tell you something, lads, I can't wait for tomorrow.
12:54What can I get the bride to be?
12:59Oh, have you any valium, Theo?
13:01No.
13:02Timmy got the last of it.
13:04Nurse Maloney has him terrified.
13:07Fack off.
13:09I'll have two pints of Guinness for the daddies,
13:11two glasses for the mammies,
13:13I'll have a vodka and Diet 7-Up and a brandy for himself.
13:20And a pint for the best man.
13:22Fair play.
13:25And pints for the lads, of course.
13:27Thanks, ma'am.
13:27I'd be delighted to deliver them to your table.
13:31Thanks, Theo.
13:33I've to strain the spuds.
13:37Oh, here we go.
13:39Watch Jax's profits go through the roof.
13:43What can I get you, Mrs. Gilhooly?
13:46I am not.
13:47In the habit of consuming alcohol in public houses.
13:51That's where's the country pub ruined?
13:52People getting plastered at home.
13:53Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
13:56I'll ignore that remark, Mr. Glancy.
14:00I'm only here on the off chance you might take your faces out of your drinks long enough
14:04to help the poor or the parrot.
14:06How exactly can we be of assistance?
14:09I'm collecting old clothes for next week's jumble sale.
14:13Fair play.
14:15Timmy said to give you his jacket when you come in.
14:17Is that so?
14:18Well, thank you, Mr. Clancy.
14:20And tell Timmy, I think he's after doing a great thing.
14:25There he is now.
14:27I was just saying in your absence, Timmy,
14:30I think you're after doing a great thing.
14:35Right.
14:37I was going to go in the church, but it was locked.
14:44God bless.
14:54Timmy, Catherine's mother was wondering if she could have another look at the rings.
14:58One of them belong to her mother and it is very precious to her.
15:02Would you mind?
15:03No bother, Dieter. I have them here in my jacket pocket.
15:05Come on, Timmy. We have to go.
15:08What? The ring.
15:09What?
15:11But, Timmy.
15:12Dieter.
15:13What?
15:13These rings?
15:14What about the rings?
15:17Wait a minute, Dan.
15:18My jacket is inside.
15:19No, it isn't.
15:20What?
15:20You tell him, Dan.
15:22Mrs. Gilhoolie came in with a bear looking for clothes for the poor, so we'll give her your jacket.
15:26But the rings are in the inside pocket.
15:28How are we supposed to know?
15:29This meant it's a joke.
15:30A joke.
15:31The rings.
15:31Dieter's wedding.
15:32Tomorrow and his mother's precious.
15:34His precious ring.
15:35The precious ring.
15:35Hold yourself together, will you, Timmy?
15:37You looter, you.
15:38Look, we'll go to Mrs. Gilhoolie's and tell her what happened and get the rings back.
15:42Looter.
15:44That's sweet.
15:46Dad, hang on a minute.
15:50Right, let's do it again.
15:52Are you sure?
15:52Yeah, come on.
16:01I'm warning, ye, ye, little Scots.
16:04That's the third time today.
16:06Try that once more and there'll be trouble.
16:08Mind?
16:14Precious ring.
16:15You go up and knock on the door.
16:16Huh?
16:16Just go up and knock on the door and ask for the jacket back.
16:18You go.
16:19You're the one that gave it away.
16:21Right, we'll both go, so.
16:22Are you happy?
16:22Oh, my rings.
16:30Did you hear something?
16:32May their souls and the souls of all the faithful depart in the mercy of God rest in peace.
16:40Amen.
16:41Mother of Jesus, pray for us!
16:43There you are, gentlemen.
17:03Allow me to pay for these.
17:04Ah, no, no, no, no, no.
17:05I'll get this one.
17:06I insist, there's is on me.
17:08You're a guest here and we don't want you putting your hand in your pocket.
17:11But I already have my money out.
17:12But I already have my money out.
17:13But I already have my money out.
17:13Oh, she's back.
17:15I insist.
17:15No, no, you're grand.
17:17Gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen, please.
17:20Sorry.
17:21It might be best if you both paid.
17:24Yeah, fair enough.
17:29What in the name of God were you doing, Dan, lurking around in the bushes?
17:33I wasn't lurking around.
17:35Have you arrested him yet?
17:36I have never felt so defenceless in me own home.
17:40I was just looking for the rings.
17:42What rings?
17:43These on Catherine's wedding rings.
17:44I had them in me jacket pocket and then these two clowns gave me jacket to Miss Gilhooly for the poor.
17:49That's shocking.
17:50If we could just have the rings.
17:51It's not the rings, Dan.
17:53It's the fact that there are people in Killin' the Scully so poor that they'd accept hand-me-downs in the Lakes of Timmy.
17:59We don't know how lucky we are, Dick.
18:01If I could just interrupt this lion's club meeting and get Timmy's jacket back, please.
18:06The problem is, Mr Glancy, I gave the jacket to Nurse Maloney.
18:10She's in charge of the dry cleaning.
18:12Dick, this is an emergency.
18:13Give us a lift to Nurse Maloney's house.
18:15Come on.
18:15In you get.
18:16I'm coming with you.
18:18I wouldn't miss this for the world.
18:22Yahoo!
18:24Give her Holly, Dick.
18:27Yeah!
18:27Now she's sucking diesel.
18:30Give her Welly, boy.
18:31All she wants is jumps.
18:33Ha, ha, ha!
18:34Are we going too fast for you, Dan?
18:35Hmm?
18:36Too fast?
18:37Flying too low don't like it.
18:39That was by far the best ride I had in a car.
18:55Ha, ha, ha, ha!
18:56I was feeling fine till I heard that.
19:01Oh, hello, Jimmy.
19:02Oh, hello, Jimmy.
19:02What are you after doing, you animal, you...
19:08Mrs Gilhooly!
19:10Watch the...
19:10See?
19:14Mrs Gilhooly!
19:17Are you all right?
19:21Take your time, Mrs Gilhooly.
19:23You took a bad fall outside.
19:25After the excitement of the ride,
19:27you slipped and got yourself a right bang.
19:29I checked your jacket to see if they were there,
19:35and when I found them,
19:37I knew there must have been some mistake.
19:39Thanks.
19:39Er, I don't know what I'd have done if I'd loved them.
19:43I did...
19:44I didn't know you painted.
19:45I never told anyone.
19:47I certainly never told you.
19:50What with you being such a great painter and everything.
19:53I'd be embarrassed.
19:55Well, you shouldn't be.
19:57I think they're really good.
19:59You should have an exhibition.
20:03That's one of the nicest things anyone has ever said to me.
20:13Come on, Timmy.
20:14I'm going home.
20:15We've waiting to go out in the morning.
20:17OK, I'm coming.
20:23We've got to that wedding, Pat.
20:36Are you joking me?
20:38You could have stares at him, son.
20:39I'll let him be taking his life and his hands-borne to one of them settling weddings.
20:46There's no way my daughter's getting into that.
20:50Pa?
20:51Pa!
20:51Oh, sorry, Farrah.
20:54Oh, sorry, Farrah.
20:58Lieden in het haal.
21:00Zo'n licht is gronk, maar toch maar.
21:05Lieden in het haal.
21:08Daar mijn vond komt naar je land.
21:13Want het spel van de meen om geen armen.
21:17Dat beloofd is slechts heel veel verdiend.
21:20Lieden in het haal.
21:30OK, everybody.
21:31Here we go.
21:32I think you all know what to say.
21:34Cheese!
21:34Oh
21:36Oh, oh!
21:41Oh!
21:44Oh, oh, oh, oh...
21:49Oh.
21:52Oh.
21:54Oh.
21:59Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
22:03Reverend Father, ladies and gentlemen, distinguished guests.
22:07This is going to be good.
22:10Dieter and Catherine have everything they need
22:13for a perfect life together.
22:16Each other.
22:19Your debt is good.
22:26Every night I sit here by my window, window.
22:31Staring at Chalanty Avenue, Avenue.
22:37Watching lovers holding hands, all laughing, laughing.
22:42Do you look at your wand?
22:44How does she think she can get away with that?
22:46Morton dressed as love.
22:49I want her to feel that style every turn again.
22:53Now, I think she looks very nice.
22:55But that's because you're drunk.
22:58And you actually admit him?
23:08Where?
23:09In Rome.
23:10I said, you're a German.
23:11It's not gas.
23:12We have a German in Killing the Scully as well.
23:14I'm feeling the idea about that.
23:15I even called him Dieter.
23:18Tonight we cry pain like an awful fowl's.
23:22Teas that we don't do now.
23:25Taking about the things we used to do.
23:28Our little boy is four years old.
23:40Our little boy is four years old.
23:40He's a boy, a little fan.
23:44So we spell like a little thing.
23:47Will you watch where you're going?
23:48Stop it.
23:49Stop it.
23:50To understand like T-O-Y or maybe S-U-R-P-R-I-S-E.
24:00Come on, Dieter.
24:00Let's go.
24:01What, love?
24:02Come on.
24:03Let's go.
24:04Come in now.
24:05Tears a heart right out on me.
24:08Tears a heart right out on me.
24:38I'm T-O-Y or maybe S-U-R-P-R-I-S-E.
24:49Who's that gaffer?
24:51Who's the gaffer?
24:52Who's the gaffer?
25:04Who's the gaffer?
25:05I am the gaffer!
25:06I am Chicago.
25:10I am Chicago.
25:12I am Chicago.
25:16Love is in the air.
25:19Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
25:23Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
25:26Oh, love is in the air.
25:36Love is in the air.
25:39Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
25:44I am Chicago.