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00:00The End
00:30Your face looks very familiar.
00:42Yeah.
00:44Your face reminds me of someone, too.
00:47Are you from around here?
00:49I'm from Bali.
00:50No way.
00:51I'm from Bali, too.
00:53Whereabouts in Bali?
00:54I live on the main street.
00:56No way.
00:58I live on the main street.
01:00What number?
01:01Number 11.
01:03No fucking way.
01:05I live at number 11 too.
01:08What's your name?
01:09McCarty.
01:10No way.
01:11My name's McCarty too.
01:14No fucking way.
01:21Chexie, any news?
01:24Nothing.
01:26Because the McCarty twins are drunk again.
01:28Uh-huh.
01:29No way.
01:30You don't believe in him, do you?
01:32Of course.
01:34Santa is magic.
01:36Everyone knows that.
01:37Dan.
01:38He covers a fair bit of ground all right.
01:40You're a magic.
01:40It's all Lord of all God.
01:42Maybe he uses black magic.
01:44Santa Claus.
01:45Did you ever see what happens
01:46when you mix up the letters?
01:49What letters?
01:50The Santa letters.
01:51You get a lot of disappointed children.
01:53That's what happens.
01:54No.
01:55The letters.
01:56S-A-N-T-A.
01:58If you move him around,
01:59you get a different name.
02:02Tanas.
02:03Satan.
02:05He's right.
02:07Now that is good.
02:08Sure, anyway, it's all an old cot.
02:10It isn't.
02:11How does he get round
02:12the whole world
02:13in one night
02:14to every house?
02:15A sleigh.
02:17A magic sleigh.
02:18A magic sleigh.
02:19Time and space contain him.
02:22What's that, then?
02:24It's like holes.
02:26Black holes.
02:27Black holes?
02:28Yeah, black holes.
02:30What sort of black holes, Dan?
02:31They're like port holes.
02:34Port holes?
02:35What are they, then?
02:36They're like doors into the different dimensions in space.
02:40Are you with me?
02:42No.
02:43Not really, then.
02:44Right.
02:45I'll put it into simple man's language.
02:47Or ladybug English
02:48for some people around here.
02:50Sent he owes
02:51from door to door
02:52in space
02:53with the help of his magic sleigh
02:54and Rudolph
02:56and that is how he gets
02:58around the world
02:59in one night.
03:01No way!
03:03Thereby rendering
03:04time and space
03:05meaningless.
03:07The space-time
03:08continuum.
03:10My head hurts.
03:11Where did you hear that, now, then?
03:13The Discovery Channel.
03:15No way!
03:21A Christmas story.
03:22The Christmas story, Father.
03:25We should put it on here.
03:27Bit tight in here, really, Larry.
03:29In Kilmer Scully, Father.
03:32Act it out.
03:34Which Christmas story?
03:35Which one do you think, Father?
03:38The most famous Christmas story ever.
03:42I suppose you'd be an Oompa Loompa.
03:44Not Willy Wonka.
03:47The Nativity, Father.
03:49The Nativity.
03:51Right, yeah, hey,
03:52that's a Christmas story.
03:54Cool.
03:55What do you think of it, Father?
03:56What we should do,
03:57we should have a
03:58gala, Christmas,
03:59concert
04:00where all of the villagers
04:01could do something,
04:02you know,
04:03and we could have
04:03a prize for the best act.
04:05What with it being
04:07Christmas, Father?
04:08I was thinking
04:09a Nativity play
04:11might be the thing
04:12you know,
04:13you know,
04:13you know,
04:13Canon Hegarty,
04:14my old parish priest,
04:16he's staying with me
04:16at Christmas.
04:17He does this
04:18killer ventriloquist act,
04:19right?
04:20He's got this dummy,
04:21okay?
04:21I swear,
04:22you'd think sometimes
04:23you were talking
04:24to a real human being.
04:25I know the feeling.
04:28So,
04:29no Nativity play,
04:30Father.
04:31Ah, Larry,
04:32we'll squeeze it in there somewhere.
04:33Right,
04:34anything else?
04:34No, Father.
04:35Right, say,
04:35three Hail Marys and another Father.
04:37But I wasn't here
04:38for confession, Father.
04:40I'm only messing.
04:41Tick.
04:45Mmm.
04:48Merry Christmas, Dieter.
04:49Oh, hello, Gretty.
04:51Timmy,
04:51what are you doing here?
04:52Oh, Dieter's gone off
04:53doing some Christmas shopping.
04:55So you're deputising?
04:56No,
04:56I'm just looking after the van.
04:58How are they hanging?
04:59What?
05:00The Christmas lights,
05:01how are they hanging?
05:02I think they're stuck up
05:03with sellotape.
05:04I can't get mine to stay up.
05:06T.O. and Larry Cummins
05:07did their best,
05:08but the first gust of wind
05:09has them draped across
05:10my begonias.
05:12The Christmas lights, Timmy,
05:14not T.O. and Larry.
05:15Oh,
05:15they can be hard to get up,
05:16all right.
05:17Sergeant Dick is coming around
05:19to put mine up.
05:20Mind you,
05:21after the wonderful job
05:22you did in the grotto,
05:24maybe I should ask you.
05:30Maybe not.
05:33Till the hiding,
05:34till the hiding,
05:34though.
05:34Till the go.
05:36What's that,
05:39boss?
05:39A class of a lightsaber.
05:41A lightsaber?
05:42Yeah,
05:42a lightsaber.
05:45Pa,
05:45I am your father.
05:47Were you in book
05:48for 157?
05:49No.
05:50You couldn't be him,
05:50so.
05:51But I know
05:52what you're getting
05:53for Christmas.
05:54Oh,
05:54do you know that?
05:54I felt your presence,
05:56pa.
05:57Should I not have
05:57my presence at all,
05:58master of willy power?
05:59And what's this answer
06:02for these jokes,
06:02anyway?
06:0320 euro,
06:04papa's.
06:04Now I'd lose a 40 centiglass.
06:06This is some cheek.
06:07I don't know about that.
06:09Howdy, men.
06:10That's yes,
06:10Willie.
06:11We were just saying
06:12what great value for money
06:13Santa's grotto is this year.
06:15I'm sure I don't make a penny on it.
06:17But being a public representative,
06:18it ought to be nice
06:18to give something back
06:19to the community.
06:20Hey,
06:21go hand you
06:22with the wrapping paper,
06:23will you?
06:23It's where I was made of money.
06:25How's the grotto going
06:26anywhere, Willie?
06:27Grand.
06:28Jimmy threw it up
06:28next to Dieter's van.
06:30Timmy's painting it at the moment.
06:31Who's playing the big man,
06:32anyway?
06:33What?
06:33Santa.
06:34Who have you lined up for him?
06:35That's why I can't over
06:35to talk to you.
06:36Are you busy over to Christmas?
06:38Sure I'm run off me feet.
06:40And Garda Ryan
06:40is off to Switzerland
06:41on Tuesday
06:42with the Garda tobogganing team.
06:43And that'll leave only myself.
06:46Couldn't pay
06:46a look after this place.
06:47Oh, you and the St Jackson's.
06:48There's a 7-1-1 in progress.
06:50What's a 7-1-1?
06:52I don't know, boss.
06:53I've seen it on the telly.
06:54And besides,
06:55having a Garda
06:56dressed up as Santa
06:57can only serve
06:57to undermine
06:58the authority of the force.
07:00Have we any more of them?
07:02What do you need
07:03is additions.
07:04Additions?
07:05Yeah.
07:06Additions for Santa Claus
07:07like they're having
07:07Dix Factor.
07:08He could have something there.
07:10Hey, look, Dick.
07:11You are my father.
07:12Son.
07:13Ta-da!
07:13Ta-da!
07:25What do you think,
07:25Father?
07:26Honestly, Garetti,
07:27I don't know what to say.
07:28It certainly stands out.
07:30Oh, that's your own business,
07:32Father.
07:33I take it you think
07:34the Christmas gala
07:35concert's a good idea?
07:36I haven't been this excited
07:39since Musi pulled a rabbit
07:40from his pajamas
07:41on our wedding night.
07:42Can I ask you a question,
07:44Father?
07:44Um, I suppose.
07:46Do you have a saw?
07:48A saw?
07:49Yes, a saw.
07:51Um, yeah, I do, I think, yeah.
07:53How big is it?
07:54As the actress said
07:55to the lumberjack,
07:55Oh!
07:56Well, you know,
07:57it's about, uh,
07:59what do you want this offer?
08:01I want you to cut me in half
08:02for my magic act
08:03in the Gal and I concert.
08:06Garetti and Ford are fantastic.
08:08Thanks, Garetti.
08:09It's a really nice offer,
08:10but preparing my own act.
08:14Really?
08:14Yeah, listen to this.
08:16Bales above
08:17has the devil put aside
08:19for me.
08:21For me!
08:24For horror!
08:25For horror!
08:26Oh, God, I'm sorry.
08:27It's true what they say, you know.
08:29There is no business like
08:31show business.
08:32It's like no business I know.
08:36Now then, boys and girls,
08:39there is only one part left
08:41to cast in our nativity play,
08:44and that is the part of
08:46Joseph.
08:47Now, who can tell me
08:49who Joseph was?
08:52Sir, sir,
08:53is it a donkey?
08:54No, not the donkey.
08:56Sir, is it a camel?
08:58No, no, no, no, no.
09:02Oh, sir,
09:02is it an elephant?
09:03A lion, a skirt, a lion!
09:05A donkey!
09:06Shut up!
09:07Shut up!
09:08Shut up, you showery,
09:10you hoosie!
09:11Now, I can assure you
09:12what you want, lads.
09:13Mr. Wigmore's not here
09:14for the good of his health.
09:16He's given up what little
09:17time he has
09:17and what little talent he has
09:19to help you
09:19with your nativity play.
09:21And I can tell you, lads,
09:22when the big night comes,
09:24I won't be the one on stage
09:25making a fecking agent of meself.
09:27Isn't that right, Clancy?
09:28Not on stage, sir, no.
09:29For your information,
09:33Joseph was Mary's husband.
09:36Now, the part of Joseph
09:38will be played by...
09:41Rump-ti-ti-tum!
09:43Tid-ti-tum-ti-tum-ti-tum-ti-tum!
09:45Get arms, will you hear?
09:47Very well.
09:48Young Mr. Clancy.
09:50Yes!
09:51Mother of God!
09:53No, sir, Joseph, her husband.
09:55It's a good friend.
10:03Bless you, my son.
10:05What can I do for you?
10:06Hello, Father.
10:07I was just wondering
10:08about Santa Claus.
10:10No, Timmy.
10:10You're in the wrong place for that.
10:12Santa's grotto's above
10:13outside Jaxie's, that way.
10:15No, I'm looking
10:16for the real Santa Claus.
10:18Jimmy says he doesn't exist.
10:20Jaxie says he's Satan
10:21and Dan thinks
10:22he's some class of a space man.
10:23How are you, Timmy?
10:25Just, Father.
10:27Hello.
10:27Gas, isn't he?
10:28I don't know.
10:29I've only just met him.
10:32What about Santa Claus?
10:33What do you think?
10:34Me?
10:34Yeah.
10:35Is he real or a cod?
10:36Er...
10:37Well, Timmy,
10:40we know that
10:41Saint Nicholas
10:42was a real person.
10:43Yeah?
10:44And Saint Nicholas
10:44and Santa
10:45are the same person.
10:47What?
10:47Is he magic?
10:48I don't know anything
10:49about magic, really, Timmy.
10:50God's magic, isn't he?
10:52I suppose he would be,
10:53yeah, in a way.
10:54So why can't
10:54Santa be magic?
10:56Timmy, er...
10:56God is God.
10:58And Santa is
10:59Saint Nicholas.
11:00Fair point.
11:02It's hard to know
11:02what to believe.
11:05Who are you telling?
11:07Is Harry Potter magic?
11:09Nah, Timmy,
11:10that's just a film.
11:12Luder.
11:13The greatest invention
11:23of all time.
11:25Well,
11:25what would you think,
11:26then?
11:27Well, if you were to ask me...
11:28I just did.
11:30It was a figure of speech,
11:31Jackson.
11:31Sorry, then.
11:32Sorry.
11:33If you were to ask me...
11:35I thought he just did.
11:36Luder.
11:37If you were to ask me,
11:39I'd have to say
11:40Portal.
11:40Ah, good man, the Dan.
11:42No surprise on that, then.
11:44Mind you,
11:45you'd have to give credit
11:45to the man who invented
11:46the wheel.
11:47Now, that was good.
11:49True.
11:49Still all the same.
11:51The wheel doesn't go down
11:51as well as Portal
11:52with pizza.
11:54And what about you, Timmy?
11:56It would have to be
11:57the thermos flask.
11:58The thermos flask,
11:59you luder, you.
12:01And why is that, Timmy?
12:02Well,
12:02because it keeps
12:03hot things hot
12:04and cold things cold.
12:05And what's so special
12:06about that?
12:07How does it know?
12:09Luder.
12:09What did I do?
12:11Not you,
12:12it's Luder.
12:13Luder.
12:14Are you doing anything, then?
12:16Anything what?
12:17At the Christmas concert.
12:18Oh, I hear
12:19the nurse Maloney
12:20is doing Patricia,
12:20the stripper.
12:22Sergeant Dick
12:22is doing
12:23I fought the law
12:24and the law won.
12:25I've more to be
12:25doing me time now
12:26than making a
12:26fecking easier
12:27of myself up
12:27on that stage.
12:28When you can do it
12:29here with a pint
12:30in front of you.
12:30Will you stand still,
12:39will you?
12:40I hope this doesn't
12:41take too long.
12:42I have a song to learn.
12:43Come on, Dick,
12:43it's just until
12:44I can get somebody else.
12:45Gather Ryan,
12:46come in, Dick.
12:49Go ahead,
12:49gather Ryan.
12:50There's a 157
12:51in progress
12:52on Main Street.
12:53Repeat,
12:53a 157
12:54outside Chaxis.
12:54What's the 157?
12:59I have no idea,
13:00but there's only
13:01one way to find out.
13:03I'll be back.
13:07When I was a young boy,
13:09I spent many happy hours
13:10playing on my glockenspiel.
13:12Is that right?
13:13So if you had a glockenspiel,
13:15I would be happy
13:16to play on it
13:17in your concert.
13:18Maybe we could show
13:18one of your films.
13:20I suppose I could
13:21screen one of my documentaries.
13:23Yeah, you know,
13:23something Christmassy.
13:24What about
13:27the Wirtschaftszustand
13:29in Deutschland
13:29nach der Widervereinigung?
13:31Whoa,
13:32sounds really dramatic.
13:33What's it about?
13:34It is an examination
13:35of how the German economy
13:37was affected
13:37by reunification.
13:39Think I've seen that one.
13:44Come back here,
13:45you devil,
13:45come back here.
13:47Isn't that gas?
13:49Listen, Dieter,
13:50have you any comedies?
13:52No.
13:53No.
13:53Right.
13:55Thanks, Dieter.
13:56No, no, no.
13:59We have been travelling.
14:02We have been travelling.
14:03For three days.
14:04For three days.
14:06And three nights.
14:07And three nights.
14:09We have climbed.
14:10We have climbed
14:11the highest mountain.
14:12We have run
14:13through the fields.
14:14Only to be with you.
14:16No, no, no, no, no,
14:18stop.
14:19You're a known shock,
14:20Clancy.
14:21I'm sorry, Clancy,
14:23but this is not
14:24going to work.
14:25I promise
14:25to know my lines
14:26by Monday, sir.
14:27So what good
14:27is that to us, Clancy?
14:29The play is on
14:29on Saturday.
14:30Mr. Kinsler.
14:31Yes, sir?
14:32You shall be Joseph.
14:35Clancy,
14:36you shall be
14:37the innkeeper.
14:38Ah, sir.
14:39Just give him
14:40the tea towel.
14:41Ah, sir.
14:43Shut it, Clancy.
14:44I'll end up
14:45the ass
14:45end of a donkey.
14:52Dieter.
14:53Have you any carrots?
14:55No, this is cheese van,
14:57not a vegetable stall.
14:58We have cheese,
14:59hummus,
15:00German sausage,
15:01and just for today
15:02we have the mince pies.
15:04Have you happened
15:04that a reindeer
15:05might eat?
15:06Also, this is
15:07not a pet shop.
15:08Do you sell
15:09burgers?
15:11No.
15:12Chips?
15:13No.
15:15Chicken nuggets?
15:16No.
15:18Perhaps you
15:19would like
15:19a mince pie?
15:20Six mince pies.
15:29This is
15:31not a fine
15:32mess.
15:38When is this
15:40Christmas concert?
15:41Tonight.
15:42And what are you
15:43two doing now?
15:45Nothing.
15:46There may still be
15:47time to pull someone
15:48out of my hat.
15:49What are you on about?
15:51I need your help.
15:52What's in it for me?
15:54These mince pies
15:55you can have
15:56for free.
15:57Oh,
15:57how long
15:58do you want us for?
15:59A couple of hours.
16:01That will
16:02cost extra.
16:03Okay,
16:05help yourself.
16:07Pardon me.
16:10No,
16:11thank you.
16:21Now,
16:22Kylie,
16:22when you grow up to be big,
16:23who are you going to vote for?
16:24Santa.
16:25No,
16:26Willie Power,
16:26who?
16:27Willie Power.
16:28Good girl.
16:29Now,
16:30Merry Christmas.
16:30Ho, ho, ho.
16:32I hope this isn't
16:33one of those cheap
16:34lightsabers.
16:35Hop it, Kylie.
16:36Santa's busy.
16:40Ah,
16:41send in the next one.
16:42Right, boss.
16:48How are you,
16:49Santa?
16:50What do you want,
16:51Farrah?
16:51I was thinking,
16:52wouldn't it be great
16:53if Santa made a surprise
16:54visit to the Christmas
16:55concert tonight?
16:56No.
16:57Number one,
16:58I don't have a Santa Claus.
16:59And after extensive
17:00auditions,
17:01they're either too skinny,
17:02grumpy or stupid.
17:03Well,
17:03can't you do it yourself?
17:04You seem to be doing
17:05a great job.
17:06No.
17:07Ah, Willie,
17:08come on.
17:08The concert's tonight.
17:10I feck off,
17:11I'm fed up on this.
17:12Ah, Willie.
17:16Ho, ho, ho.
17:21With a little old driver
17:23so lively and quick,
17:25I knew in a moment
17:26I knew in a moment
17:26it must be
17:28Saint Nick.
17:30A merry Christmas
17:30to all
17:31and to all
17:33a good night.
17:36Mother of God,
17:37I thought he'd never show up.
17:40That was Theo Wigmore
17:41and The Night Before Christmas.
17:43The very long night
17:44before Christmas.
17:47Thanks, Theo.
17:48And you know,
17:49it's important to remind ourselves
17:50that Christmas
17:51it's not just for us.
17:52It's for the Protestants, too.
17:54It's just not for
17:55Muslims or Jews
17:56or Buddhists
17:57or Sikhs
17:58or Hindus.
17:59What's a Hindu?
18:00He lays eggs,
18:01you looter.
18:03Right on, was it, Father.
18:05Right, okay.
18:06Well,
18:07we have a very special treat
18:08for you now.
18:09Please put your hands together
18:10for an old parish priest
18:11of mine,
18:12Canon Pius Hegarty
18:14and his friend.
18:21Good evening,
18:22ladies and gentlemen,
18:23and this is my friend,
18:24Seamus.
18:25Say hello, Seamus.
18:26Hello, Seamus.
18:29You know,
18:29when Father Philip
18:30invited me down here,
18:31he said,
18:32there'd be some of the most
18:33beautiful women
18:33in all of Munster.
18:35And looking around me here,
18:37he was dead right.
18:37Isn't that so, Seamus?
18:39I'm looking,
18:39I'm looking.
18:41Few ugly ones
18:42here and there.
18:45We won't point you out.
18:47You know who you are.
18:48The people sitting next to you
18:50know who you are.
18:53I am not,
18:54Canon,
18:55in the habit
18:56of repeating myself.
18:57But I did not come here
18:58to be insulted.
18:59I am very sorry,
19:00Mrs. Gilhooly.
19:01Canon,
19:02I didn't mean you.
19:03I'm talking about
19:04that brat beside you.
19:08What did I ask you
19:09about your parents,
19:10Seamus?
19:11Are they still active?
19:12Oh, yes.
19:13They're in the iron
19:13and steel business.
19:16Iron and steel business?
19:17Yes.
19:17My mother irons
19:18and my father steals.
19:20He's great, isn't he?
19:22Ah, yeah.
19:23There's no change yet.
19:25Oh, look at that.
19:27Thank God.
19:28The stripper has arrived.
19:30You're on next.
19:35I have a surprise, Father.
19:37Oh, yeah?
19:37I have set up my projector.
19:39Adita,
19:39you're not going to show
19:40one of your documentary films,
19:41are you?
19:42No, no, no.
19:42It is a funny film
19:44with Larry and Timmy.
19:46Oh, great.
19:46Excellent, good man.
19:47You can stick it on after this.
19:49Then we have
19:50the little man.
19:51Ah, yes,
19:52the little man.
19:54What does the little man want?
19:56Little women.
19:59We have to go back
20:00to the standards
20:01of forefathers,
20:02Fogford.
20:03Remember 1916.
20:061916.
20:07And remember 98.
20:09Who fears to speak
20:10of 98?
20:11I know.
20:12A woman of 97.
20:16Good night, everybody.
20:17God bless.
20:18Bye-bye.
20:26Let's hear it for
20:27Callan Hegarty.
20:30Okay, now in a few minutes
20:32we'll have a seasonal drama
20:33with the boys and girls
20:36from the school
20:36but first we have
20:37a film.
20:38Roll it there, Dieter.
20:47Hello!
20:48You watch where you're going.
20:53Follow me.
20:54Have either of you
20:58got the time?
20:59I'm sorry
21:01but I
21:02haven't got a watch.
21:15Will you
21:16watch
21:17where you're going?
21:20I
21:20do the talking
21:22around here.
21:23Come along.
21:25Come along.
21:25Come along.
21:31Come along.
21:52Wasn't that gas?
22:02Let's hear it for Larry, Timmy and Dieter.
22:09Christmas time, a time of mirth
22:12for thespians to show their worth.
22:15Not another faking poem.
22:19For the past few days,
22:21the boys and girls of our fair village
22:24have been working hard to prepare for you
22:27the motivity.
22:41Are we there yet?
22:42No.
22:44No, we are in Bethlehem.
22:46What's the meaning of here?
22:48Here we shall find an inn.
22:51Behold, an inn.
22:57What?
22:59My name is Joseph and this is my wife, Mary.
23:03So?
23:04We have been travelling for three days and three nights.
23:08Where's the donkey?
23:09What?
23:09The donkey? Where's the donkey?
23:11We've been travelling for three days and three nights.
23:14Without a donkey.
23:15My name is Mary and this is my wife, Jo-
23:18My name is Joseph and this is my wife, Mary.
23:20So?
23:21Mary's with child.
23:22I don't see a child.
23:23Look at it.
23:23Is there any room?
23:24Hold on a minute now.
23:25I'll just take a look.
23:26Sir, sir, one of the sheep is off to weeing herself.
23:29Come on, come on, come on.
23:37Come on, come on.
23:38Good news for heli-cancellation.
23:39In you come.
23:40No.
23:41What?
23:41Come in, can't you?
23:42No.
23:43No.
23:43No.
23:44Come in.
23:44Come in.
23:45Come in.
23:46Come in.
23:47Come in.
23:48Let me hide you.
23:49Come in.
23:50Come in.
23:51Come in.
23:52Come in.
23:53Come in.
23:54Come in.
23:55Come in.
23:56Come in.
23:57Come in.
23:58I've had enough of this.
23:59I'm going out to shame the sports.
24:00Then I've got no ejection.
24:01Well, I ain't going no place until Nurse Maloney does Patricia the Stripper.
24:05I want to see Santi.
24:06You and your frickin' Santi.
24:08Timmy, you loodah.
24:11You're a loodah.
24:13Woo!
24:18Ho, ho, ho.
24:19Merry Christmas, everybody.
24:20Merry Christmas.
24:25Good man Santi.
24:27Woo!
24:28Fair play to you, Willie.
24:30You came up trumps as usual.
24:31What's that matter?
24:32Santa.
24:33He's really good.
24:34Where'd you get him?
24:35I never saw him before in my life.
24:38It's Larry.
24:40It's Larry.
24:41Larry Cummins.
24:42Ho, ho, ho.
24:43Merry Christmas, father.
24:44Ho, ho, ho.
24:45Merry Christmas.
24:46Ho, ho, ho.
24:47Merry Christmas.
24:48Dan, look, it really is Santi.
24:49Ho, ho, ho.
24:50Merry Christmas, everybody.
24:51Ho, ho, ho.
24:52Ho, ho.
24:53Ho, ho.
24:54Ho, ho.
24:55Ho, ho.
24:56Ho, ho.
24:57Ho.
24:58Ho.
24:59Dan, Dan, wait up.
25:00What?
25:01Santi, he's in the hall.
25:02You're missing him.
25:03Mother of God.
25:04It is him.
25:05What age are you?
25:06Forty-eight.
25:07Isn't it about time you started acting your age?
25:10Dan, come on, please.
25:11Come on.
25:12Come in.
25:13It's Christmas time.
25:16All right.
25:18Here.
25:19I have to go straight in the spots.
25:21That Jackson's idea is full of thickin' shepherds.
25:24Any chance to keep an eye out?
25:25Yes, Dan.
25:26Good man.
25:27Good thing about Santi, Timmy.
25:28It's just for children.
25:29And all that old stuff about sleighs and rain, doesn't it?
25:30That's only an old cod to get him off to bed early.
25:32Merry Christmas, Timmy.
25:33Ho, ho, ho.
25:34Merry Christmas, Santi.
25:35Have you been listening to one word I said?
25:36No.
25:37Come on, you loser.
25:38Well, folks, well, cast night we had tonight, we had poetry, we had puppetry, we had pictures,
26:07we had pandemonium, and we had Santa Claus.
26:10But are you ready for one more surprise?
26:13I said, are you ready for one more surprise?
26:18Right, well, put your hands together for
26:20Goretti and the Goretti's!
26:25Well, it's Christmas time for the baby
26:28And the snow is coming down
26:33Well, it's Christmas time for the baby
26:42I see that pretty snow falling on the ground
26:47Oh, you'll be really good, little girl
26:55Oh, Santa Claus is back in time
27:03Got no slewish reindeer
27:08No pack on my back
27:12You're gonna see me drive up in the baby
27:17It's Christmas time
27:23And the snow is falling on the ground
27:28You've been a real good, little girl
27:36You said a choice is back in town
27:41Hang up your fishnets, docket
27:49Turn off the lights, baby
27:52Santa Claus is coming down
27:56Oh, you're truly tonight
27:59Oh, it's Christmas time, pretty baby
28:05And the snow is falling down
28:08Oh, you'll be a real good, little girl
28:16Oh, you'll be a real good, little girl
28:18Say the clothes is back in town
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