千鳥のクセスゴ！2025年2月2日 ＜後編＞ベテランから若手まで至極のネタ大放出
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00:00Episode 2
00:02From now on, Kusetsu no Genin will present a family-themed story.
00:06It's a family-themed story.
00:09Oh?
00:10Ha!
00:13So, you've finally broken the blockade of the church.
00:16Father.
00:17Now, I've taught you all of the techniques of the Shinkage-ryu.
00:21Thank you for your long training.
00:25With all of the techniques I've taught you,
00:28I promise to establish the best budo club in the world
00:31and let the world know the greatness of the Shinkage-ryu.
00:36I see.
00:37I forgot to tell you, but the Shinkage-ryu has a final test.
00:42A final test?
00:44You will fight me and kill me.
00:47What?
00:48You will be the first one to surpass me and become a true successor.
00:52No...
00:53I can't do that!
00:55Don't be so naive!
00:56To become a true successor, you must follow Shura's path.
01:01I'm a budoka, too.
01:03If I lose to someone stronger than me and die,
01:06I'll die as a budoka.
01:09I understand.
01:11I'll take the final test.
01:14I see.
01:15With all of the techniques I've taught you,
01:19I'll surpass you today!
01:22That is my ultimate strategy.
01:35Shoot!
01:38He's the captain.
01:41Chikubi!
01:44Captain!
01:46This is the end!
01:48I didn't teach you that!
01:51I didn't teach you that!
01:53Stop it!
01:55Disgusting!
01:57What are you doing?
01:59My father told me to kill you.
02:00I don't want to die like this!
02:02I can't stand being killed by such a disgusting technique!
02:06What is that technique?
02:08I arranged the techniques I learned from my father into my own style.
02:12Don't do that!
02:14It's like a gag manga!
02:16Listen up!
02:17The technique I taught you is called Shishinken.
02:21I arranged it into Kancho-ken.
02:23It's a technique that crushes the enemy's throat.
02:27I arranged it into Chikubi-tsune-ri.
02:29There are many beautiful footwork techniques.
02:32Kinteki-geri.
02:33Disgusting.
02:36Fight with the techniques I taught you.
02:39It's a serious battle.
02:41I'm doing it seriously.
02:44This technique is the strongest.
02:46Shut up!
02:48Let's go!
02:52What will happen?
02:54That's it!
02:59That's the technique I taught you!
03:03He disappeared!
03:04That's not it!
03:14That's the technique I taught you!
03:22Come on!
03:25I was defeated!
03:27I was doing my best!
03:30I'm home!
03:32Hey, dad.
03:34When will you buy me a new colored pencil?
03:37I don't have money.
03:39I only have brown left.
03:41You can't draw.
03:42I used it.
03:43You can draw meat.
03:45I drew meat.
03:47Then use sportswear.
03:48I was chosen as the leader of the cheerleading team.
03:51So use sportswear.
03:53I don't have money, so I can't do it.
03:55Run with an overcoat.
03:56It's light, so it's fast.
03:58Dad.
03:59I'm in a bad mood.
04:00Did you lose the gamble again?
04:02What do you mean again?
04:03I was winning.
04:05Shut up!
04:06Then I'll cheer for you.
04:10I'll cheer for you so that you can win the gamble.
04:14Go!
04:16Go!
04:17Dad!
04:20Go! Go! Dad!
04:22Win the gamble! Dad!
04:23Go! Go! Dad!
04:25Go! Go! Dad!
04:26Win the gamble! Dad!
04:28What is this?
04:29Stop it! Stop it!
04:31You're so mean.
04:32Go! Go! Go! Go!
04:34Stop it!
04:36You're so mean.
04:37What's that?
04:39If you do this, I'll stop gambling.
04:42What?
04:43Will you stop gambling?
04:45If you stop gambling,
04:46If you stop gambling,
04:47I won't be able to eat.
04:49You raised me so badly.
04:52Then let's decide by gambling.
04:54Okay.
04:55Dad will decide whether to stop gambling or not
04:57by dog horse.
04:58Okay.
04:59Dog horse.
05:00What are you talking about?
05:02Okay.
05:03Choose one.
05:04Why?
05:05Choose one.
05:06This one.
05:07Then this one.
05:08If this one wins,
05:09Dad will win and stop gambling.
05:10If this one wins,
05:11I'll win and continue gambling.
05:12Good.
05:13The one who reaches this line first will win.
05:16Okay.
05:17Ready.
05:19Start!
05:20Go!
05:22Don't stop! Don't stop!
05:23Go!
05:24Hey!
05:25Hey!
05:26Don't shake your butt!
05:27Hey!
05:28Why are you being hit?
05:29Hey!
05:30Go! Go! Go! Go!
05:31Why is there a Pachinko bunny underneath?
05:32Go! Go! Go! Go!
05:33Go!
05:34This way! This way!
05:35Hey!
05:36You always come to me.
05:38What are you doing?
05:41I lost!
05:42It's fun!
05:44So, you decided to continue gambling?
05:47I'll continue gambling for the rest of my life.
05:52If he is supported by children,
05:53he might quit.
05:54He might quit.
05:55He might quit.
05:56He might quit.
05:57He might quit.
05:58Nice to meet you.
05:59I'm Daishizen.
06:00Nice to meet you.
06:01I'm Daishizen.
06:02Nice to meet you.
06:03Hey,
06:04from now on,
06:05you should stop lying in the manzai.
06:07What do you mean?
06:09Until now,
06:10I was making a fool out of you
06:11to lie to you,
06:13but from now on,
06:14just tell the truth when you do manzai.
06:16That's not fun at all.
06:19Then,
06:20when you go to the convenience store for your interview,
06:22you should tell the truth.
06:24From now on,
06:25you should just act as if you were there.
06:27I'll be the store manager.
06:28You're the one who's coming for the interview, right?
06:30Yeah, I got it.
06:32Well then, I'd like to start the interview.
06:35Nice to meet you.
06:37This is my resume.
06:39Your name is Sato Roger Ryonosuke.
06:43Roger.
06:44That's my middle name.
06:46I was born in Los Angeles, USA.
06:48I got my middle name from California.
06:51By the way, what's the name of the hospital you were born in?
06:55Beverly Hills Hospital.
06:58That's a joke, isn't it?
06:59It's the truth.
07:01It's the truth.
07:03By the way, what does your father do for a living?
07:06He used to be a hairdresser in Los Angeles.
07:09Now he works for the military police in Okinawa.
07:14MP.
07:15By the way, I'm the eldest son.
07:17My second son is in the Army.
07:19And my third son is from Okinawa.
07:21Except for me, my family has a pistol.
07:25It's a joke, isn't it?
07:27It's the truth.
07:28It's the truth.
07:30By the way, my father has a broken abdomen at the age of 67.
07:34It's a joke, isn't it?
07:35He was able to assemble a computer from scratch.
07:38It's a joke, isn't it?
07:39He was a breeder in Kuwagatamushi.
07:41He has a Guinness record.
07:43It's a joke, isn't it?
07:45And he has a loud voice.
07:48It's a joke, isn't it?
07:50It's all the truth.
07:52It's the truth.
07:54I understand.
07:56It's unacceptable.
07:57It's unacceptable?
07:59Hey, it's a joke, isn't it?
08:01Your family is too funny.
08:03What's wrong with my family?
08:05Thank you very much.
08:07That's amazing.
08:08It was a new manzai.
08:10The talented people over 20 years of experience will deliver the next story.
08:17Good evening, everyone. I'm Miyoshi San.
08:19We're ticklish.
08:21You don't have to say it.
08:23I don't want to be on TV.
08:25Why are you here?
08:26You're on TV now, aren't you?
08:28It's a manzai.
08:33We're professional manzai actors.
08:36We stand on the stage and make the audience laugh.
08:40I think this is happiness.
08:42I think you should be a manzai.
08:44I'm sorry, partner.
08:46I've been lying to myself all this time.
08:51I'm so frustrated.
08:53I can't stand it.
08:55I don't want to see you on stage.
09:00I stopped watching variety shows on TV.
09:03I think I should improve myself.
09:06I made a story every day.
09:09I want to make everything in the world a manzai.
09:11Can't you laugh at that enthusiasm?
09:13I can't laugh now.
09:15Are you listening to me, partner?
09:17What do you think, partner?
09:19I think you should be a manzai.
09:21Partner!
09:23Answer me!
09:25I answered you.
09:27I told you that you should be a manzai.
09:31I only have one thought.
09:34I'll tell you something funny.
09:36Please laugh.
09:38Tell me something funny.
09:40I quit drinking because I loved it.
09:42I was on a diet to look clean.
09:48I thought I was thin.
09:51I wore a suit and got a divorce.
09:54It's not about divorce.
09:56It's about your humanity.
09:57I made a mistake and laughed.
09:59What's that embarrassing story?
10:02I want to be on TV.
10:05You're really on TV.
10:07I want to go on location.
10:10I want to sit on a swing.
10:13I want to fall into a pit.
10:16I want to react to a shocking video.
10:20What kind of goal did you have?
10:22It doesn't change.
10:24It doesn't change.
10:25But what doesn't change doesn't change.
10:28I only have one thought.
10:30I'll tell you something funny.
10:32Please laugh.
10:34Tell me something funny.
10:37You only have one thought.
10:39I'll tell you something funny.
10:41You only have one thought.
10:43I'll laugh for 10 minutes.
10:46Please tell me something funny.
10:51It was funny and hot.
10:53My name is Masaru.
10:55I'm in the third grade of elementary school.
10:57My mom is not at home.
10:59My dad works until late.
11:02I'm not lonely.
11:04I don't remember my mom's face.
11:07When I was little,
11:09my mom sang me a lullaby.
11:13I remember that song very well.
11:17It goes like this.
11:19Once upon a time,
11:24by the small river,
11:29a big flower and a small flower
11:34bloomed side by side.
11:38The big flower is beautiful.
11:43It's my mom.
11:44It's my mom.
11:46It's my mom.
11:48My mom came to see me.
11:52My mom came to see me.
11:55It's my mom.
11:58It's my mom.
12:00It's my mom.
12:01It's my mom.
12:03It's my mom.
12:05It's my mom.
12:06Why don't you stop singing?
12:08Why?
12:10It's my mom.
12:15Why don't you stop singing?
12:17Hey.
12:18It's my mom, right?
12:20It's my mom.
12:21Did you happen to know the song?
12:23Is it my mom?
12:25Did you happen to know the song?
12:27Is it my mom?
12:28Which one?
12:29Which one?
12:30I want you to be my mom.
12:32I want you to be my mom.
12:33I want you to be my mom.
12:34I want you to be my mom.
12:35I'm terrified.
12:37I'm terrified.
12:40And I'm singing lyrics I don't know.
12:43And I'm singing lyrics I don't know.
12:50It's a scary song.
12:52It's a scary song.
12:53Why?
12:55Why?
12:56Why?
12:57I'm going to sing.
12:59What?
13:00What?
13:02Why is it a certain distance?
13:04What is this song?
13:08You're a mom, aren't you?
13:10Answer me!
13:12I can't take it anymore!
13:24What is this?
13:26What is this?
13:28It's like a Mexican movie.
13:30No one came.
13:32No one came.
13:35At least...
13:38One of us should come.
13:41At least...
13:44We weren't blessed by everyone.
13:49What are you talking about?
13:51Let's stop getting married.
13:59We weren't blessed by everyone, so let's stop.
14:04Isn't it strange?
14:07It's about us, isn't it?
14:10Who decides?
14:12It's you, isn't it?
14:14It's not a person!
14:16It's not a person.
14:17What do you think of yourself?
14:18You're saying something really good.
14:20I think...
14:21This expression is also a good expression.
14:23Even if everyone on earth is against it,
14:27I love you.
14:29I love you.
14:30I love you.
14:36You're cute.
14:37You're kind.
14:39You're cute and kind.
14:43I'm glad I met you.
14:45I'm glad I was born.
14:47He's saying a lot of good things.
14:49Wait a minute!
14:53He's here!
14:55Scary words!
14:57Don't look at me!
14:58He's here!
14:59It's a sudden attack.
15:01It tasted weird in the second half.
15:03What did you do?
15:05Around here...
15:08It tasted like the middle of August.
15:14It's terrible.
15:16It's terrible.
15:17I'm not confident about the taste.
15:19What's that?
15:21What was that?
15:23Don't look at me.
15:25What was that?
15:27He's saying a lot of good things.
15:31Oliver.
15:33The basement of a Chinese restaurant is suspicious.
15:36It's here, right?
15:38The basement of a Chinese restaurant.
15:39Oliver?
15:43Welcome.
15:46What is this?
15:47I'm Makio.
15:48I'm sorry.
15:50I'm not human.
15:52I'm a human and a chimpanzee.
15:56I'm a monkey.
15:58Don't deny my existence.
16:00Your Japanese is amazing.
16:03I'm not speaking Japanese.
16:06I'm using my mysterious power to communicate with you.
16:10If I film myself now, I'll just be mumbling.
16:15Is that so?
16:17Come here, master.
16:20No, no, no.
16:22Excuse me.
16:24My mother is a chimpanzee.
16:27My father is a human.
16:29I was born between them.
16:31I'm a half monkey and a half monkey.
16:34A half monkey?
16:35I have a mysterious power.
16:36That's right.
16:37My father said that he loved the mother of a chimpanzee.
16:41He said it was a joke.
16:43He tried to make people laugh.
16:46Am I an ugly being, Mr. Makio?
16:49No, no, no.
16:51I came here today to borrow your mysterious power.
16:57You can make animals in heaven disappear.
17:01I'm a half monkey with a mysterious power.
17:05I can make a human talk to an animal.
17:08A half monkey?
17:10I want to talk to the cat I had at home last year.
17:14All right.
17:16I'll put you down.
17:23Are you okay?
17:25I'm in pain.
17:26Don't stop me.
17:28I was doing my best to put you down.
17:32But you stopped me.
17:34I'm sorry. I was in pain.
17:36It's like putting a bamboo stick in a rotating gear.
17:40I'm sorry.
17:41It's like unplugging a computer outlet.
17:45Did you want to see a firework?
17:47No, no, no.
17:48I was in pain.
17:49I'm sorry.
17:50But I found something strange.
17:52The cat you are related to is not in heaven.
17:57What?
17:58I'm scared.
17:59It was a real cat.
18:02I'm sorry.
18:03I've been fooled many times.
18:06I'm sorry for pretending to be desperate.
18:09I want you to put me down.
18:13I'm Kameji.
18:15I've loved you for 30 years.
18:20I'm sorry.
18:21I can't give my body to a turtle.
18:24I can't give my body to a lizard.
18:26I can't give my body to a tiger.
18:27I can't give my body to a bird.
18:29Are you discriminating against me?
18:31I'm discriminating against you.
18:32I'm going to leave.
18:33Goodbye.
18:36Monkey.
18:37What's that?
18:40That's amazing.
18:44I'm sorry I'm late.
18:46The ace is here.
18:47Were you going to interview me today?
18:49I'm sorry I'm a little late.
18:51It's not a little late.
18:52You're an hour late.
18:54I'm a little late.
18:55It's not a little late.
18:57It's an hour late.
18:58I'm a little late.
19:00Can you take a picture of me?
19:01I'm a little late.
19:03I'm sorry.
19:05I have a situation.
19:06A situation?
19:07I'm going to ask you a question.
19:09Why are you surprised?
19:10You're going to ask me, right?
19:12I was stopped.
19:14Were you stopped?
19:15By the train?
19:16No, I was stopped.
19:17Why did you stop?
19:18You're the one who's wrong.
19:19No, I was late.
19:21Were you late?
19:22By the train?
19:23No, I was late.
19:24You're the one who's wrong.
19:25Why are you the one who's late?
19:27I'm sorry.
19:28The clock was also late.
19:29The clock?
19:30Why was the clock an hour late?
19:32More.
19:33About 12 hours.
19:34Then you might be right.
19:36That's crazy.
19:37If it wasn't digital.
19:38Anyway, please give me an interview.
19:42I don't need a can.
19:44I understand.
19:45I'll give you an interview.
19:47Please sit down.
19:48I'm sorry.
19:49What is it?
19:50It's a history book.
19:51No, it's not.
19:52It's a history book.
19:53It's a history book.
19:54I didn't put up a picture.
19:55I put up a picture.
19:56I'll sit down.
19:57It's not good to sit down by yourself.
19:58What did you do by yourself?
19:59You're the one who's wrong.
20:01Please calm down.
20:02I graduated from Tokyo University.
20:04Don't start without permission.
20:06Graduated from Tokyo University?
20:07Yes.
20:08It's not written in the history book.
20:10I think it's better to say that.
20:12You can't lie.
20:13You can't lie about the interview.
20:15That's right.
20:16The name of the actor is...
20:18I'll do my best for the interview.
20:20That's just for now.
20:21That's right.
20:22That's just for now.
20:23I'll do my best for the interview.
20:25Are you going to keep interviewing for the rest of your life?
20:27Don't you have a plan?
20:28The motto of this store is...
20:29Don't go ahead without permission.
20:31Please answer what I asked you.
20:34I'll decide the motto of this store.
20:38I'm done with the interview.
20:40Can you go home?
20:41I'm sorry, but...
20:46What are you doing?
20:48I thought I'd stop breathing before I was scolded.
20:51That's a bad idea.
20:52It's the scariest time.
20:54Hello.
20:55I'm Momo and Tetsu-chan, who is waiting for the national selection.
21:00I don't know.
21:01I'm so excited.
21:02Please listen to our original song today.
21:05Momo, you're amazing.
21:06It's like meat.
21:09It's like meat.
21:10Did you make it again?
21:12Momo and Tetsu-chan.
21:15It's like raw meat.
21:19You're really wonderful.
21:25Wait a minute.
21:27It's all meat.
21:33I can't help it.
21:43I want to do this when I become a veteran.
21:47How many times have you done it?
21:51As expected, it's like this.
21:57It's my style.
22:06It's like a local commercial.
22:10It's like a local commercial.
22:14It's like a dream group's talent.
22:19It's juicy.
22:26Look at his face.
22:27It's over.
22:29It's all meat.
22:33Idiot.
22:36It's funny that he made the last silly comment.
22:40Before the R-1 final, Kusetsu-go Pinretta Festival.
22:48I'll go say hello.
22:52Haraguchi-san is coming.
22:54It looks interesting.
22:55I wonder if he's already in.
22:58Katsumata-san.
23:00It's been a long time.
23:02It's like when you say hello in the dressing room.
23:04Excuse me.
23:07Good morning.
23:09Good morning.
23:13Katsumata Kunikazu is always in the middle of changing clothes.
23:18It depends on the timing.
23:20It's interesting.
23:22I have an image.
23:24It's Mimura-san.
23:25I've never said hello.
23:29Excuse me.
23:33I know who it is.
23:34Good morning.
23:38It's a fake.
23:41Mimura Masakazu is always lying down.
23:46I have an image.
23:47I have an image.
23:52I can hear him.
23:54He's already in.
23:55He's already in.
23:58It's exciting today.
24:01There are a lot of people.
24:04He's talking.
24:06Excuse me.
24:08Good morning.
24:11It's a fake.
24:14It's a fake, isn't it?
24:17It's amazing.
24:18I'm counting on you.
24:19That face.
24:20I'm counting on you.
24:21It's scary.
24:22The third one, I'm counting on you, is the scariest in the world.
24:28It's amazing.
24:29I can do it.
24:32Recently, Britney Spears has been acting strange on Instagram.
24:36Is that so?
24:47That's expensive water.
24:50Is it expensive water?
24:51It's expensive water.
24:53Britney Spears is amazing.
24:56Come on.
24:58What are you doing?
24:59I don't know.
25:01I'm not watching.
25:02Are you really doing this?
25:03I'm just watching because I like you.
25:10What are you doing?
25:13Is it like this?
25:14I don't do that.
25:16Are you doing something like YOSHIMURA?
25:19I'm going to throw up.
25:28If it's true, it's pretty bad.
25:32I'm sure she's looking into it.
25:36I'm MATIURA PINK.
25:37I'm counting on you.
25:39I'm from Sakai City, Osaka.
25:42When I went back to Sakai City the other day, there was a mini outdoor event.
25:47There was a small stage and a sign.
25:51It said,
25:53MIKAWA KENICHI ON STAGE
25:55MIKAWA KENICHI FINALLY RETURNS TO HIS HOMETOWN, OSAKA, SAKAI CITY.
26:00I was wondering if MIKAWA was from Osaka.
26:04I looked it up and it was Nagano Prefecture.
26:07It's completely different.
26:08MIKAWA appeared on stage.
26:10He had a thin snake wrapped around his neck.
26:13He came to the center of the stage, saying,
26:18toward the face of the snake.
26:21A man in the audience said,
26:22MIKAWA, you're not from Sakai, are you?
26:26MIKAWA said,
26:27That's a good question.
26:29The answer is all in this song.
26:32Music, start.
26:34He started singing.
26:35My hometown is ruled by robots.
26:40Italian robots are dancing in a flock.
26:45KENICHI ran away, KENICHI ran away, KENICHI ran away.
26:50Every time, my hometown changes.
26:5650 hometowns.
26:5850 hometowns.
27:01MIKAWA, Italian robots are attacking KENICHI's hometown.
27:06So KENICHI ran away, ran away, ran away.
27:08He went to many towns.
27:10And he came to Osaka's Sakai while making a lot of hometowns.
27:15That's why Sakai is his hometown.
27:18KENICHI sang only one song and went home.
27:22This time, he said,
27:24from the snake to KENICHI,
27:27That's what he said.
27:29From KENICHI to the snake is good.
27:33But from the snake to KENICHI,
27:36Don't you think it's rude?
27:40I don't care.
27:42The pin letter festival continues.
27:45It's coming.
27:51Give me two bites.
27:52Not one bite, but two bites.
27:54Let's be this cool.
27:55Don't touch the fan.
27:57You're in trouble.
28:08There are people who are too careful and reluctant.
28:11I'm like that.
28:13I have a suggestion for such people.
28:15Let's be bold.
28:18Being bold is easy to open people's minds.
28:21Let's do this.
28:22For example, when you're eating with your friends.
28:25Let's be this cool.
28:27Give me two bites.
28:28Not one bite, but two bites.
28:30Let's be this cool.
28:32Give me half.
28:33It's better to say it while tearing it apart.
28:35Let's be this cool.
28:37It's your treat, but let's go to the second one.
28:39It's fun.
28:41Let's be this cool.
28:42Let's be this cool.
28:44Next, when you go to a friend's house to play alone.
28:47There are various rules in a friend's house.
28:50Let's be this cool.
28:51First, take a bath.
28:53Let's do this much.
28:55Let's go to bed.
28:57Everyone goes to the floor, right?
28:59Let's go to bed.
29:01If you want to charge it, you can unplug the refrigerator's outlet.
29:04The key is whether or not you can unplug the refrigerator's outlet.
29:07Let's unplug this.
29:08Let's stay up all night.
29:11It's better to be this cool.
29:13Next, when you go to a friend's parent's house.
29:16The other person's family is there, so they tend to be careful.
29:18Let's be this cool.
29:19Let's take a bath.
29:20Let's take a bath.
29:21Let's take a bath at once.
29:24Do you cook rice for me?
29:26I'll eat a lot.
29:28I'll go.
29:29Please declare.
29:30I wanted another side dish.
29:32Let's do this.
29:35When you borrow money from someone.
29:37You're careful, right?
29:39I'll lend it to you.
29:41On the contrary, it's better to go this way.
29:44When you say hello to the person next to you for the first time.
29:49Please pass me the Wi-Fi password.
29:51I'll definitely use it.
29:53It's better to go this way.
29:55Everyone, please do it.
29:56Thank you very much.
29:57That's a good idea.
29:58That's amazing.
30:00Karaage left at the bar until the end.
30:04Let's go home.
30:06Yes.
30:07Is this karaage?
30:09Eat it yourself.
30:11Thank you very much.
30:12I'll eat it myself.
30:13I'm listening to everything you say.
30:17It's stuck.
30:18It's stuck to your hair.
30:20I see.
30:21It's been there for a long time.
30:22If you're too heavy, you'll get a sign of giving up.
30:25It's an old type of weight system.
30:31I can't do it.
30:35Kitchen scissors encourage bouldering at the end of work.
30:40Thank you for your hard work.
30:41Then I'll go first.
30:50If you try to eat it, it will try to escape from the back of your mouth.
31:01It's not trying to escape.
31:03I'm suffering like this.
31:05Hello, I'm a lawyer, Seikan Kotake.
31:07There are many scenes in which I suppress my true feelings while working to protect the rights of other lawyers.
31:14So today, I would like to show you the true feelings of us lawyers.
31:18I want to hear it.
31:20First of all, one scene in the judge's trial.
31:24That's all for the defense.
31:26Is there anyone who has an opinion in the judge?
31:30May I?
31:32It was a little hard to understand.
31:35Did the defendant have a lover?
31:40No, I didn't have a lover.
31:43But isn't it a little difficult to say in this case?
31:50So I didn't have a lover.
31:53But from the situation evidence, at least you had a secret love, didn't you?
32:01Shut up, amateur!
32:04An amateur who was chosen by a lottery.
32:06Shut up!
32:08You had a secret love, didn't you?
32:11Don't use the word you just learned!
32:16That's what you think, right?
32:18Counseling.
32:20Sir, you can win this, right?
32:24Yes, I will do everything I can.
32:27It's a little suspicious.
32:28You can't do such a half-hearted thing.
32:30My life depends on it.
32:32You must win!
32:34How can you say such a thing by cheating?
32:38It's strange that you can take such an attitude in your position.
32:42You must win.
32:44Senior comedian.
32:45Kotage, can I have a meal today?
32:49Should I invite someone else?
32:51No, no.
32:52Kotage is fine.
32:54I have a private room.
32:56Can you say my name and come in?
32:59How dare you!
33:02How dare you touch my fan!
33:07Guilty!
33:09When I first met him, I asked him if he was a lawyer.
33:13He said he would tell me his number.
33:16I don't know what's going on.
33:18Next, we will see a new actor.
33:21Here he comes!
33:28Let's take a break here.
33:31Yes.
33:32I'm tired.
33:42There seems to be a cow nearby.
33:46What if there is a cow nearby?
33:48There must be a cow nearby.
33:50What if there is a cow nearby?
33:53Is there a cow in the mountains?
33:55What if there is a cow?
33:57The wind is getting cold.
33:59There is a cow nearby.
34:01Why do you know there is a cow nearby when the wind gets cold?
34:05His face is funny.
34:07I knew it.
34:08Why do you know?
34:09There is a cow nearby.
34:10Why do you know?
34:11Where?
34:15There is a cow nearby.
34:17I knew it!
34:18I knew there were cows nearby!
34:21I knew it!
34:22How did you know?
34:23There are cows nearby!
34:24Why?
34:25I'll go look for them.
34:26What are you going to do when you find them?
34:28I'll save them.
34:29Why would you save them?
34:36There are cows in the distance.
34:38So what if there are cows in the distance?
34:40There are definitely cows in the distance.
34:42So what if there are cows in the distance?
34:44But there are so many cows here!
34:46So what if there are so many cows here?
34:49If there are cows nearby,
34:51what does that mean?
34:53If the cows that were nearby
34:56were cows in the distance,
34:58that means...
35:00that means...
35:02that means they are fast cows.
35:04What did you just say?
35:06What did you just say?
35:08Do you know who you're talking to?
35:10Who are you talking to?
35:13Is there a cow that's fast in the distance?
35:15Is there a cow that's fast in the distance?
35:18That's a completely different question!
35:20What did you just say?
35:22Why are you crying from the start?
35:26He's got a nice face.
35:27He's got a nice face.
35:28He's got a nice face.
35:30Yay!
35:31Thank you for coming!
35:32Thank you!
35:33How much would it be if we could buy all the stores?
35:361,200,000 yen.
35:38Thank you for the food.
35:39Thank you for the food.
35:40I'm Snack Mijika's mom.
35:42I'm T-Mama.
35:43The total amount of money I've been given by a man is 10,000,000 yen.
35:46I'm going to buy a car!
35:47I'm going to buy a car!
35:48That's funny!
35:49Because I'm the one who gets found.
35:51That means I'm the only one who gets found?
35:53That's right!
35:54Because recently, I bought a car for my sister.
35:58Because of that, my wallet is a car.
36:01Because of that, my wallet is a car.
36:02That's funny!
36:03That's funny!
36:04That's funny!
36:05That's funny!
36:06You're going too far, mom.
36:07You're going too far, mom.
36:08Then, can I take a break in front of the store?
36:10I won't go around without you, mom.
36:13What is she doing?
36:15She's not going in at all.
36:17She's not going in at all.
36:18Have you ever been drowned in love?
36:21You all want to know, right?
36:22She's acting like she's in a club.
36:23I've been drowned in love.
36:24I've been drowned in alcohol.
36:26I've been bitten by a lion.
36:27I'm the same as Tomoko Matsushima.
36:29I've been dating Tomoko Matsushima.
36:31I'll announce it now.
36:33It's out!
36:34Mom's Man's Worst Romance!
36:38Number 3.
36:39Ta-da!
36:40I won't let you sleep tonight.
36:41No, I want to be told this!
36:43That's right.
36:44Delivering newspapers in the morning,
36:45working at a cafe at noon,
36:46and working at a snack bar at night.
36:47That's true, I don't have time to sleep.
36:49I'll do it again!
36:50No, mom, don't cry!
36:52En, en, en, Enka's Flower Road.
36:54Yo, Amagi!
36:55En, en, en, Enka's Flower Road!
36:57Wow, wow.
36:58Wow, wow.
36:59Wow, wow.
37:00Number 2.
37:01Ta-da!
37:02Number 3 of M-1 would be hilarious.
37:04I don't want to say this!
37:06I'm surprised, mom.
37:07You haven't said a word since then.
37:09I can't believe it's a conversation.
37:10Just thinking about it makes me melt!
37:12No, mom, don't cry!
37:14En, en, en, Enka's Flower Road.
37:153.1, about 3.
37:17Love and Enka's Flower Road are not proportional.
37:19Right?
37:20What are you talking about?
37:21Well then, number 1!
37:22Ta-da!
37:23Shut up!
37:24I can't hear you at all.
37:25Shut up!
37:26Who are you?
37:27You're too drunk!
37:29Leave it to me.
37:30What?
37:31Hey, mom, that's not a tongue twister.
37:33It's a tongue twister!
37:35Well then, number 1.
37:36Yes, I'm drunk.
37:38I'm drunk.
37:39I'm going to hit the half of the body of the popular convenience store that Okayama created.
37:43Both of their hearts are bloodshot.
37:46Oh, it's bloodshot.
37:47I'm going to order champagne!
37:49Champagne, how about champagne?
37:50What's champagne?
37:51Mom, it's time for everyone to pay.
37:53You can pay with cash.
37:54Thank you for coming.
38:01Hello!
38:04I'm Somao Meatball!
38:06Nice to meet you!
38:08This is a song called Scatman.
38:11Before the chorus comes, I'm going to do a tongue twister.
38:13Beep-bop-bop-bop-bop-bop!
38:15Beep-bop-bop-bop-bop-bop!
38:16Beep-bop-bop-bop-bop-bop!
38:18Beep-bop-bop-bop-bop-bop!
38:20Excuse me, this is the chorus.
38:22Before the next chorus comes, I'm going to do 10 tongue twisters.
38:26I'm going to say the words from the bottom of my heart.
38:30Mononoke, Himetoka Mononoke.
38:33Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
38:37Maybe I think I'm going to tear you apart!
38:41He's going to stick out of my heart.
38:44What kind of challenge is this?
38:46He's going to stick out of my heart.
38:48Because I'm so happy of the haka-ichi-mon
38:51My make-up is평사에 걸려져서
38:54管系サンデーマンデーマンデーマンデーマンデー今セットスマッテいまつまってマンデー
39:02ダガラのつーが来るっつー
39:05そろそろそろにくるっつヨイシー
39:09ひっつきずっとききずっときずっときでぴぃぱっぱっぱら
39:15ぱっぱっぱら
39:17ぱっすいません
39:19ちょっと
39:20The gag is long, so I'll do a short gag.
39:23Here I go!
39:24Ei! Ei! Off!
39:26So, let's go to Samantha Tabasa!
39:28Fuwa! Fuwa! Fuwa! Fuwa!
39:30Shut up! Fuwa! Fuwa!
39:32Are you done?
39:33Marai! Oh!
39:35Is that possible?
39:36No, it's impossible!
39:37I'm Xavier! Xavier!
39:39Pop! Pop! Pop! Pop! Pop!
39:41Popteen!
39:42Manekineke!
39:43Gegegegege!
39:44Manekenai!
39:46Your mom is Libero!
39:49America, England, Australia and...
39:53Huntari Kettarian!
39:57Huntari Kettari Pada Pon!
39:59Pada Pon!
40:00Pee! Pada Pon!
40:02Pada Pon!
40:04Pee! Pada Pon!
40:06Pada Pon!
40:07Pee! Pada Pon!
40:09Haa...
40:11Haa...
40:12Sanoo-ppoi!
40:14Sanoo-ppoi!
40:17Chidori, Yagi Yusei, Bakushou no Obakakon Toshi Tojou!
40:47Summer is the best time to take the exam!
40:50Only those who did their best in the summer are smiling in the winter.
40:54Excuse me, teacher.
40:55I have a question. Can you answer it?
40:58I don't understand it.
41:00It's not like this. It's like this.
41:02Oh, I see.
41:04Unlike school, Juku is the best.
41:07You really like Juku, don't you?
41:09I'm sorry. I have another question.
41:11Can you answer it, too?
41:13If you don't understand, ask the teacher of Juku.
41:17Hey!
41:20Is it true that the teacher of Juku is just a part-time job for students?
41:25Is he just a part-time job for students?
41:28Please answer me!
41:30Bogan?
41:31There was a page with your face and name on the website of Shibou High School.
41:37You are not a teacher.
41:41By the way, you are the director of Midoriyama Academy Tennis Circle Infinity, aren't you?
41:47Were you deceiving us?
41:49Wait, wait, wait!
41:50It's true that I'm a part-time job for students.
41:53But I didn't mean to deceive you!
41:55You are deceiving us!
41:57Hey, you guys!
41:58If you don't study now, you'll regret when you go to the society!
42:02We've never been to the society!
42:05But we know your grades, right?
42:08That's enough!
42:09That's not the problem!
42:11Our society has become a society that you've never seen.
42:18It's not so sad!
42:20Then, for example!
42:22For example, there was a doctor on an island.
42:26The doctor saved the lives of many people.
42:30But the doctor didn't have a doctor's license.
42:34Is he doing bad things in this case, too?
42:38You don't have a teacher's license!
42:40Don't teach morality!
42:42It's scary.
42:43It was a scary short story.
42:47So, all four of you can't come because you are sick?
42:50Yes.
42:51Are you serious?
42:53You were supposed to have a party with five people, right?
42:56So, you can't do that, either.
42:59I'll do it.
43:01Are you going to do it?
43:03Alone?
43:04You can't have a wedding without the four of you, right?
43:07Maybe.
43:10I'm going to do it.
43:11Go for it!
43:12I'll cheer for you!
43:14Smile!
43:15Smile!
43:16I'll cheer for you!
43:17Are you okay?
43:19Well...
43:21Today, everyone except me is sick.
43:27But I've been practicing really hard.
43:32I'll do a cappella.
43:33Are you going to do a cappella?
43:35Hurry up!
43:36You can't do a cappella alone.
43:37Are you okay?
43:41Wow!
43:42Are you a bassist?
43:43That part...
43:44You're a bassist!
43:45Hurry up!
43:47How could you come out alone?
43:50A bassist can't come out alone!
43:53Hurry up!
43:55There's a part without a bassist in this song.
43:58But I can see it.
44:00Maybe it's because you're shaking.
44:02Thank you for shaking.
44:03I don't know what song it is.
44:06The chorus is coming.
44:10No, Taiyo!
44:12No, Taiyo!
44:15You're attacking the song!
44:17It's a wedding.
44:18It's like a butterfly!
44:23The bride's heart is pounding!
44:26It's the best! Hurry up!
44:33Amazing.
44:36I'll do my best.
44:45You're crying like a bassist.
44:49Hey!
44:50Hasn't that newcomer come yet?
44:53Why are you late from the first day?
44:56I'll start training first.
44:58I'm sorry I'm late!
44:59Why are you late?
45:00I was in a hurry.
45:01You were in a hurry?
45:02You're still early!
45:03You don't know how good tuna is!
45:05I'm sorry!
45:06Go wash your hands over there!
45:10More!
45:12The cleanliness of the restaurant is important!
45:15Come back!
45:17I'll teach you how to handle fish!
45:20Get out of here!
45:22Go wash your hands!
45:25Why are you spitting on your hand?
45:27You're spitting on your hand!
45:29Hurry up and fix it!
45:30I'm sorry!
45:31I'm sorry, captain!
45:32He's the captain.
45:35Get the fish from the tank behind you.
45:41You're going to do it by hand without a net?
45:43I'm confident in my strength.
45:45Amazing.
45:52I'm stuck in the air!
45:53What are you doing?
45:54I'm sorry!
45:56Stop it!
45:57What are you doing?
45:58I'm sorry!
45:59I'm stuck in the air!
46:00You're explaining everything with your mouth.
46:03That's rare.
46:04You're explaining everything with your mouth.
46:05I'm sorry!
46:07I'm sorry!
46:08I'm sorry!
46:09Get out of here!
46:12When you're cleaning the floor,
46:14use a mop!
46:15I'm sorry, captain!
46:17I'm the captain!
46:19You're explaining everything with your mouth.
46:21I'm stuck in the air!
46:25That's it.
46:26Daigo will choose the Grand Prix.
46:29That's right.
46:32To be continued.
46:34The movie I'm starring in,
46:36We Can Use Magic Only Once in Life,
46:38will be released on February 21st.
46:40It's a touching work that depicts
46:42the youthful spirit of four 18-year-olds.
46:45When their ways of using magic become clear,
46:47I'm sure their hearts will be warm.
46:49Please watch it on TV.
46:52KIDORI NO KUSESUGO
46:54What is the work that won the grand prize tonight?
47:00Everybody will be an idol!
47:07It's fun to watch it twice.
47:09Sometimes.
47:10I haven't noticed it once.
47:11I've been looking at pink,
47:13but I'll look at blue once.
47:15I'm going to lose weight from now on.
47:18Hey, Choi!
47:19What's with that outfit?
47:20Tell me about it.
47:21I'm going to debut as an idol!
47:23I'm going to debut as an idol!
47:26Wait a minute.
47:27Debut as an idol?
47:28That's interesting.
47:29I'm already a master.
47:32If you become an idol,
47:33what should I do from now on?
47:36I'm going to sing now.
47:38Takuto,
47:40do the hand gesture of love.
47:42Wow, if I can do the hand gesture of love,
47:43isn't it the best?
47:45I haven't lost any weight.
47:47You forgot it earlier.
47:49I haven't lost any weight.
47:51I haven't lost any weight.
47:53Huh?
47:54I'm doing better than I thought.
47:56Thank you all for coming today!
47:58I'm going to get excited!
48:00It's a live performance in front of an idol.
48:04I didn't know the setting until a while ago.
48:07More, more!
48:08That's right.
48:09That's the opposite.
48:11I'm a boyfriend!
48:14Wow, do you have a boyfriend?
48:15Tenka, do you have a boyfriend?
48:17No, no, no.
48:19I'm an idol!
48:21Why are you doing this here?
48:23I'm an idol.
48:28I see.
48:30Oh, I see.
48:33Wow, do you have a boyfriend?
48:35Tenka, do you really have a boyfriend?
48:37Here.
48:38Do you really have a boyfriend?
48:40You're amazing.
48:41You're a hero.
48:47You don't have to explain.
48:49My boyfriend is 54 years old!
48:53Wow, do you really have a boyfriend?
48:55Tenka, do you really have a boyfriend?
48:57I don't know.
48:58That was all a lie!
49:00Wow, was it a lie?
49:02Was it a lie? Was it a lie?
49:04I'm glad it was a lie.
49:05Was it a lie? Was it a lie?
49:06I'm glad it was a lie.
49:07I'm glad it was a lie.
49:08Now everyone can cheer for this guy, right?
49:13Hey!
49:16Ah, but I lied, so I'm going to quit being an idol!
49:21Wow, you're going to quit? You're going to quit?
49:26Why are you crying?
49:27Don't cry.
49:28Ah, I'm sad.
49:31You guys are so funny.
49:33Here, we have a request from Kimura Keito, a member of FANTASTICS.
49:40No matter how early you wake up in the morning, you have to go to the sauna the day before to adjust your body.
49:49Oh, I see.
49:51Right now, I go to the sauna instead of training.
49:54Even if I leave at 5 in the morning, I wake up at 3.30 and go to the gym to work.
49:58That's amazing.
50:00I had a recording session this afternoon.
50:02Before that, I went to the gym and did it for an hour.
50:06I recorded for about 3.5 hours.
50:08After that, I went to the gym for an hour and a half before I came here.
50:13After that, I came here and did it.
50:15You must be really tired.
50:18If you quit once, you might not be in a good condition.
50:22You can work so hard.
50:23It's not easy.
50:25Yagi-san, a stoic and former personal trainer, taught him a very effective training method.
50:32I can't do that kind of G-Punch.
50:35It's like a bingo game.
50:37I can only measure the size of your eyes.
50:40It's not good.
50:42It's not good.
50:44First of all, I will show you how to stand up straight.
50:47It's hard.
50:49First of all, the child will go down.
50:52Stand up straight.
50:53Please stop.
50:54Keep it for 3 seconds.
50:551, 2, 3.
50:57Go up.
50:59It's hard.
51:01Let's do it again.
51:03It's hard to stop for 3 seconds.
51:041, 2, 3.
51:08Let's do it again.
51:09Seriously?
51:123, 2, 3.
51:15I hate you.
51:20I can't do it anymore.
51:214.
51:244, 2, 3.
51:26I can't do it anymore.
51:27It hurts.
51:30He is like a Korean soldier.
51:34He is like a Korean soldier.
51:37He is like a soldier.
51:38He is like a Korean soldier.
51:39How can you do this?
51:44It's all because of you.
51:45It's all because of you.
51:46I can now do it.
51:47I can do it.
51:49You can't stop.
51:50I'm sorry.
51:52Thank you so much.
51:54This time, TVer requested this program.
51:55We've checked every program we've watched.
51:59We've checked every program we've watched.
52:00The program is where we don't go to the gym.
52:02We can watch the program we just watched.