千鳥のクセスゴ！2025年2月2日 ＜前編＞バッテリィズらM－1ファイナリスト＆八木勇征あるある
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00:00This is so funny!
00:04Tonight, the Fantastix Yagi Yusei is also very excited.
00:08Special collab, end!
00:10Now for the super-gorgeous 3-hours full of Shungenin.
00:14First up,
00:16The seasonal superstars have gathered.
00:18Will we find your favorite?
00:23Kimura Takuya's impersonation series
00:26Shake! Intro Dance
00:28The difference between the past and the present.
00:32It's different.
00:33That's because he's young.
00:39This is the past.
00:43He's cool.
00:44I was watching.
00:45He's shaking his hair.
00:46He's sexy.
00:49He's so dynamic.
00:51Isn't he like this now?
00:53He only has this image.
00:56Look at his mouth and neck.
00:58What's the difference?
00:59He's so cool.
01:00Now?
01:04He's not shaking his head.
01:07He's dancing to the rhythm.
01:10He's holding back a bit.
01:13Kimura Takuya now.
01:17He's so relaxed.
01:18He's so cute.
01:24That's not good.
01:26You can do it if it's the other way around.
01:29Kimura Takuya doesn't speak at all when he greets the audience.
01:35That's not good.
01:37Don't let him do that.
01:41Excuse me.
01:48He's not looking.
01:49Good morning.
01:52Our performance will be broadcast at midnight.
01:56Kimura-san, please watch it.
02:05He's sleeping.
02:06He doesn't speak.
02:08That's right.
02:10He's sleeping.
02:13He doesn't speak.
02:14He's looking down.
02:19He's looking at her a lot.
02:21He's looking at her a lot.
02:22Did he say something weird?
02:28Thank you very much.
02:31Takuya-san is doing this for her.
02:35Look at Charmy-chan.
02:36She's playing the piano.
02:37That's great.
02:40That's great.
02:41She's cute.
02:43That's great.
02:44She's cute.
02:49She's not cute.
02:51She's singing like her little sister.
02:55What are you doing at school?
02:59You should sing normally.
03:02I want to hear her sing purely.
03:04That's right.
03:06She has a great habit.
03:08That's great.
03:10She's still holding back.
03:13She has a great habit.
03:14That's great.
03:18She has a great habit.
03:19She's touching her.
03:21She's touching her.
03:22I thought that was funny.
03:24She's touching her sister's hair.
03:30She doesn't need power.
03:32She's an elementary school student.
03:39She doesn't need power.
03:41She's an elementary school student.
03:45But she's telling her to keep singing.
03:55She has a great sense of humor.
04:00Let's start.
04:01Matsui, are you listening?
04:03Yes.
04:04We'll start soon.
04:05Don't worry.
04:06Please be careful.
04:07Be careful.
04:09Let's start.
04:11I don't like this.
04:14We got it.
04:20What is it?
04:27What's wrong?
04:30What is it?
04:32I want you to listen to this.
04:34That's a big Oyashirazu.
04:38I think you came here to get rid of Oyashirazu.
04:42I made a mistake.
04:44I pulled out the front of Oyashirazu.
04:50That's the worst.
04:54You shouldn't have pulled it out.
04:56What should we do?
04:57I didn't expect it to be that light.
04:59It's your impression.
05:00I can't.
05:02I can't do that.
05:05If you don't apologize to me, I'll apologize to you.
05:09It's your impression.
05:12No, no.
05:13Please apologize to me.
05:18It's your impression.
05:19I can't.
05:20Apologize to me.
05:24I pulled out the front of Oyashirazu.
05:35Yes.
05:37I'll talk to you later.
05:40What was that?
05:43Why did you say it's your impression?
05:46That's bad.
05:47It's bad.
05:49It's your impression.
05:51It's a different level.
05:52I'm angry.
05:53You might use it for something.
05:55Please take it.
05:56It's not a screw.
05:58I know it's a screw.
06:01It's really big.
06:02It's really big.
06:03Can you pull it out?
06:08That's not fair.
06:10It's not fair to wait for it to sink.
06:12That's not fair.
06:13Why did you bite my upper lip?
06:16I ate a lot.
06:17You can't use it again.
06:22I can't feel your sincerity by pulling it out.
06:26I'll wait for you to come back.
06:28Say it clearly.
06:29Apologize to me.
06:30I can't do anything.
06:31Apologize to me.
06:32I'll apologize to you if you apologize.
06:34I'll apologize to you thousands of times.
06:37That's a lie.
06:38It's a lie.
06:40I'm serious.
06:43I'll talk to the director.
06:45I can't do anything.
06:48It's really painful.
06:50It's really painful.
06:51It's really painful.
07:05Why is he doing this?
07:11That's not true.
07:16You did too much.
07:18That's not true.
07:21That's not true.
07:25That's not true.
07:27That's not true.
07:38What are you doing?
07:42That's not true.
07:52It's hot.
07:53It's hot.
07:54It's hot.
07:55It's hot.
07:56It's hot.
07:57It's hot.
07:58It's hot.
07:59It's hot.
08:00It's hot.
08:01It's hot.
08:02It's hot.
08:03It's hot.
08:04It's hot.
08:05It's hot.
08:06It's hot.
08:07It's hot.
08:08It's hot.
08:09It's hot.
08:10It's hot.
08:11It's hot.
08:12It's hot.
08:13It's hot.
08:14It's hot.
08:15It's hot.
08:16It's hot.
08:17It's hot.
08:18It's hot.
08:19It's hot.
08:20It's hot.
08:21It's hot.
08:27He's not singing.
08:32He's not singing.
08:35He's too excited.
08:39Hello, Yuka.
08:40I'm going to meet my boyfriend's partner.
08:43I'll call you back.
08:50She's going to meet her boyfriend's partner.
08:55He's going to show up.
09:00He's here.
09:02He's amazing.
09:03He's amazing.
09:04He's really amazing.
09:12Bonjour.
09:14Bonjour.
09:15France.
09:16You're Shoma's partner.
09:17I'm Anna.
09:18I'm Anna.
09:19It's Anna.
09:20Wait a minute.
09:22You have the same face as me.
09:25He's easy to understand.
09:27I don't like that.
09:29I'll tell you this first.
09:31I invited you because of him.
09:34I was drinking alone at a bar.
09:37He looked at me in a sexy way.
09:41I thought I had no choice.
09:43You're fat.
09:44I said yes.
09:46He looked at me in a sexy way.
09:50I don't understand.
09:52I'll tell you a good thing.
09:55He said it was boring to be with you.
09:58He said he was bored.
10:00You're the worst.
10:04I'm thirsty.
10:08I feel sorry for him.
10:12I don't have time.
10:13I'm busy.
10:14Let's settle this with arm wrestling.
10:17Arm wrestling?
10:19It's better to lose.
10:20Arm wrestling.
10:22You're strong.
10:23Arm wrestling.
10:24I'm strong.
10:28Let's start.
10:29Ready?
10:30Fight!
10:32I won.
10:33You stink.
10:35You stink.
10:36You stink.
10:37You stink.
10:42The daikon I made is so sweet that I can eat it as it is.
10:47I see.
10:48Today, I'm going to eat the famous daikon from Kagasan.
10:55It's sweet, isn't it?
10:58Yes.
10:59It's sweet.
11:00I'm a little nervous.
11:02I just washed the daikon.
11:05I don't know if it's sweet.
11:10Can I eat it now?
11:11I'm a little nervous.
11:13It's a little hard.
11:14It's hard.
11:18It's pretty big.
11:19Can I eat it?
11:21Yes.
11:23I'll eat it now.
11:25I'm looking forward to it.
11:32It's sweet.
11:39Is it a little spicy?
11:40It's a little spicy.
11:42It's spicy.
11:43Is it spicy, Saki-chan?
11:47What should I do?
11:48Just say it's sweet.
11:56I changed my mind.
11:57I changed my mind.
12:00I changed my mind.
12:02Kaga-san, Kaga-san, Kaga-san.
12:04It was pretty spicy.
12:06I'm sorry.
12:08I gave you the spicy daikon by mistake.
12:11Is that so?
12:12This is a different one, isn't it?
12:13The daikon I made is so sweet that I can eat it as it is.
12:19I'm sorry.
12:20Kaga-san will bring the sweet daikon now.
12:26I'm looking forward to it.
12:27Here it is.
12:30I'm sorry.
12:33This is a sweet daikon, isn't it?
12:34The daikon I made is so sweet that I can eat it as it is.
12:38Just remember that.
12:40Then I'll eat Kaga-san's sweet daikon.
12:49It's very spicy.
12:50It's spicy.
12:52It's spicy.
12:54I'll laugh a lot when I watch this program in the evening.
13:00M-1 finalists' amazing stories are gathered here.
13:05It's gorgeous.
13:07Hello, I'm Ebisu.
13:08Nice to meet you.
13:09Nice to meet you.
13:12I lost my part-time job recently.
13:15Did you lose your part-time job?
13:16Yes.
13:17I lost my part-time job.
13:18The store manager told me to go to the store to get my salary.
13:23I see.
13:25I didn't go to the store to get 200,000 yen.
13:28200,000 yen?
13:29You should go to the store.
13:31Should I go?
13:32It's the money you earned.
13:33Will you go if it's you?
13:34I'll go if it's me.
13:35Then we can negotiate.
13:37No, no, no.
13:38What?
13:39I won't go if it's you.
13:40I didn't ask you to go for free.
13:42Will you give me money?
13:43How much do you want?
13:44What?
13:46100,000 yen.
13:48No, give me half of it.
13:51Half of it is good.
13:52You don't do anything.
13:53And you get 100,000 yen.
13:54100,000 yen.
13:57Half of it is meaningless.
14:00It's the money you earned.
14:02Then, 50,000 yen.
14:04Give me 50,000 yen.
14:06You might get angry if I'm bad.
14:0850,000 yen.
14:1210,000 yen.
14:14Give me 10,000 yen.
14:16I have parents.
14:1810,000 yen.
14:19Don't give me more.
14:2010,000 yen.
14:245,000 yen.
14:26Give me 5,000 yen.
14:28It's the lowest price.
14:29If it's less than 5,000 yen, I won't go.
14:31I don't care.
14:32You go by yourself.
14:33I won't go.
14:34You go by yourself.
14:355,000 yen.
14:38800 yen.
14:40Really?
14:41800 yen?
14:43You eat a lot.
14:45You eat a lot.
14:47800 yen.
14:49Okay, I got it.
14:50I don't need anything.
14:51I don't need anything.
14:53It's the money you earned.
14:55I'll go by myself.
15:00I'll pay 1,000 yen.
15:02You're kidding.
15:03I'll pay 1,000 yen.
15:04You're kidding.
15:05I'll pay 1,000 yen.
15:06I'll go by myself.
15:07You'll go by yourself.
15:08I'll pay 1,000 yen.
15:10Hello.
15:12I'm Mamadaru.
15:13Nice to meet you.
15:15I'd like to be a construction director.
15:17That's good.
15:18I'll watch you as a construction director.
15:20Thank you very much.
15:23Today, I'd like to make a tower mansion.
15:26Are you a gingerbread man?
15:29Why do you make a gingerbread man?
15:31Can you make it in a few minutes?
15:33I'll make a 48-story tower mansion.
15:35Great.
15:36Let's do our best.
15:37Hey!
15:38What happened to your helmet?
15:39My helmet?
15:40It's dangerous.
15:41Put it on.
15:42Ouch!
15:43Don't kick me.
15:44I kicked you.
15:45You don't need a helmet, do you?
15:46Okay.
15:47It's okay.
15:48Hey!
15:49What kind of figure is this?
15:50You look like underwear.
15:51It's disgusting.
15:52You're in the way.
15:53Throw it away.
15:54Ouch!
15:55Sorry.
15:56Don't kick me.
15:57Sorry.
15:58I kicked you.
15:59Sorry.
16:00I kicked you.
16:01You can hold it.
16:02Hey!
16:03You stink.
16:04You stink.
16:05Everyone is here.
16:06Let's start the construction.
16:08It's such a pity to install a vending machine with such a face.
16:15You guys are weak.
16:18Are you okay?
16:19I made it from the 24th floor.
16:21You're in the way.
16:22You made it from the 24th floor.
16:24From the first floor to the 23rd floor.
16:26You're in the way.
16:27Where should I put this 24th floor?
16:29The bus with the materials has just arrived.
16:31Why is it a bus?
16:33There are too many chairs inside.
16:35You're in the way.
16:36Okay.
16:37You can make it.
16:38Okay.
16:39Can you make it?
16:42You should've said stop.
16:44You should've said stop.
16:46You will get hurt.
16:47Let's put a board here.
16:50You don't have cement by yourself.
16:52So pathetic.
16:53Leave it to me.
16:56Oh!
16:57Why can't I lie down?
16:58Have you no strength?
17:00Let's have lunch break anywhere we like.
17:02Okay, I'm gonna have a little break.
17:04I haven't done anything yet today.
17:06I've only been talking.
17:08Do you want to play Jenga?
17:10That's bad acting!
17:14Let's play Jenga!
17:16There's some cement left!
17:18Let's play with the cement!
17:20I'm going to use a lot of cement.
17:22Don't play with the cement!
17:24Don't play with the cement like you're in the ocean!
17:26Look, it's solid!
17:28I'm going to play with the cement!
17:30Don't play with the cement!
17:32Put me up in the entrance hall!
17:34You don't need this!
17:36You're in a bad mood every day!
17:38It's luxurious!
17:40Thank you very much!
17:42It's still solid!
17:44It's still solid!
17:46Hello, I'm Jock Rock.
17:48Nice to meet you!
17:50I'm Jock Rock.
17:52I like horror movies.
17:54Horror movies.
17:56I like school-themed school horror movies.
17:58I like school-themed school horror movies.
18:00I like school-themed school horror movies.
18:02Horror movies are 90 minutes long.
18:04Horror movies are 90 minutes long.
18:06That's right.
18:08That's right.
18:10That's bad, Kosuke!
18:12What are you doing, Romota?
18:14The culture festival is tomorrow.
18:16Hurry up and get ready.
18:18Haruna suddenly got a chest pain.
18:20Haruna suddenly got a chest pain.
18:22She died!
18:24What are you doing?
18:26I'm a curse from the spirit who committed suicide 20 years ago!
18:28I'm a curse from the spirit who committed suicide 20 years ago!
18:30It's our turn next!
18:32It's our turn next!
18:34You're kidding, right?
18:36I don't want to die!
18:38Help me!
18:40We're in trouble!
18:42Don't kill me!
18:44Stop!
18:46We're a commercial high school,
18:48so we have a lot of girls!
18:50We're a commercial high school, so we have a lot of girls!
18:52We're a commercial high school, so we have a lot of girls!
18:54According to my calculations,
18:56the chance of survival is...
18:580%!
19:000%!
19:02What kind of calculations can you make with that kind of data?
19:04Be quiet and write down the target price!
19:06Be quiet and write down the target price!
19:08It's from an unknown number.
19:10It's from an unknown number.
19:12Yes.
19:14Yes.
19:16That's enough.
19:18That's enough.
19:20That's enough.
19:22That's enough.
19:24What's this?
19:26I'm sorry.
19:28I'm going to kill you!
19:30This guy is amazing!
19:32He's the hero of the commercial for Karako's Hikari Kaisen!
19:34He's the hero of the commercial for Karako's Hikari Kaisen!
19:36I brought you a gift.
19:38Oh, no, Sensei!
19:40We're going to be killed by Karako!
19:42You guys believe in urban legends?
19:44But Haruna...
19:46Here's a snack.
19:48It's a little bit bitter.
19:50It's a bubble juice.
19:52Here you go.
19:54Don't eat too much of it.
19:56Don't eat too much of it.
19:58Sensei, we're not living in that era anymore!
20:00Sensei, we're not living in that era anymore!
20:02In your era, people smoked on the train!
20:04In your era, people smoked on the train!
20:06I'm going to kill you!
20:08It's Karako!
20:10It's Karako!
20:12Help me, Ryuji!
20:14Help me, Ryuji!
20:16Heya!
20:18Heya!
20:22Mom!
20:24Mom!
20:26Mom!
20:28Ryujiro-san is so great.
20:30Ryujiro-san is so great.
20:32His facial expression and poses are the best.
20:38His facial expression and poses are the best.
20:40I like him when he does things that scare people.
20:42I don't know what I'm talking about.
20:44After this, a new star was born at M-1, Batteries, and he's the first star of the school year.
20:49I don't know what I'm talking about.
20:55I feel like I'm going to make a fire today.
20:58It's an indie hat, but Spielberg seems to want to try a different pattern.
21:02Now, let's dance. Amateur.
21:12Hello, this is Batteries.
21:14Nice to meet you.
21:17I'm a big fan of One Piece.
21:20If there was a time when One Piece was a pirate,
21:25I would definitely be in the sea.
21:28Because it's cool.
21:30You're like that. Because you're a fool.
21:33When you come out of the sea, you'll hit a rock and the ship will break into two.
21:38Don't say it like that.
21:42Don't say it like that.
21:45Don't say it like that.
21:48What?
21:50You're saying it like that.
21:53No, I'm not.
21:55Don't say it like that.
21:57What I'm saying is that you'll hit a rock and the ship will break into two.
22:01It's like a movie.
22:03That's it.
22:05Don't say it like that.
22:08That's it.
22:11You know what I'm saying, right?
22:14Dragon Ball?
22:16No.
22:18You've never seen a ship breaking into two, right?
22:21That's it.
22:23Don't say it like that.
22:25That's it.
22:27That's it.
22:29That's it.
22:31Don't say it like that.
22:33You know what I'm saying, right?
22:35Stop it.
22:37It's Titanic.
22:40Don't say it like that.
22:43You know what I'm saying, right?
22:47Stop it.
22:49I didn't mean to bully you.
22:51I didn't say that.
22:53I don't like bullying.
22:55I don't like bullying.
22:57If you were bullied by a turtle, you would go to help it.
23:00Don't say it like that.
23:02That's it.
23:04That's it.
23:06That's it.
23:09You know what I'm saying, right?
23:12If you were bullied by a turtle, you would go to help it.
23:15That's it.
23:17That's it.
23:19Don't say it like that.
23:21That's it.
23:23That's it.
23:25You've never seen a turtle.
23:27That's it.
23:29Don't say it like that.
23:31I didn't mean to bully you.
23:34That's it.
23:36That's it.
23:38You know what I'm saying, right?
23:40Don't say it like that.
23:42Don't be angry.
23:44I'm angry.
23:46I think the Earth will be broken in two.
23:48Don't say it like that.
23:50I almost said it.
23:52I almost said it.
23:54I almost said it.
23:56I almost said it.
23:58I almost said it.
24:00I almost said it.
24:02I almost said it.
24:04What are you talking about?
24:07It's not a bad thing to try.
24:09Thank you very much.
24:11You said a good thing at the end.
24:15It's hard to say, but I'll say it completely.
24:19I'll say it completely.
24:22I'm going to warm you up.
24:24It's hard to say.
24:26I'm going to warm you up.
24:28It's hard to say.
24:30I'm going to warm you up.
24:32I want to hit you.
24:35The koso-doro I remember when I was a kid.
24:53What's this?
24:55Is it fried bread?
24:57Shark Pan, Turtle Pan, Glass Potato Pan.
25:00You've had them all.
25:02The first one.
25:04It's cola.
25:08Farewell, Taraba.
25:10Farewell, Taraba.
25:12Farewell, Taraba.
25:14Tsungo.
25:16Master, I'm going to eat you.
25:18Master, I'm going to eat you.
25:20Master, I'm going to eat you.
25:22He's trying to swallow it.
25:26Real Alpaca Burger.
25:28Kappa Kara Curry Burger.
25:30Real Alpaca Burger.
25:32Kappa Kara Curry Burger.
25:34Real Alpaca Burger.
25:40Shamsamu.
25:42Shamsamu.
25:44Shamsamu.
25:48Tako no Kokon Tokoro Tatakotto.
25:50Tako no Kokon Tokoro Tatakotto.
25:52Tako no Kokon Tokoro Tatakotto.
25:54Tatakotto.
25:56Kabetabutane.
25:58Kabetabutane.
26:00Kabetabutane.
26:02Kako no Kokon Tokoro Tabedane.
26:04Tako no Kokon Tokoro Tabedane.
26:06Atataka Moeutsuri Katatsumuri.
26:08Atataka Moeutsurikata Tsumuri.
26:10Saraba Atatatkata Tsumuri.
26:14Atatakatatsumuri.
26:16Atatakakatatsamuru.
26:18Atatakakatatsamuru.
26:20Great champion.
26:22What made my popularity
26:24elevate
26:26I started to get a lot of attention after I did a close-up shot.
26:30What do you mean?
26:31What? A close-up shot?
26:33That's funny.
26:35You did a close-up shot?
26:37I did a close-up shot.
26:39I got a lot of close-up shots.
26:41Close-up shots?
26:42Yeah, I got a lot of close-up shots.
26:47I did a close-up shot.
26:49He did a close-up shot.
26:50I did a close-up shot.
26:51He suddenly became the star of the show.
26:53I didn't stand out much.
26:56But after I did a close-up shot,
26:58I started to get a lot of attention.
27:00I see.
27:01So, I'm going to use this close-up stick
27:05to make those who don't stand out
27:07like me stand out.
27:11First of all,
27:13this is an air-conditioned remote control.
27:16If there are so many buttons,
27:18those who don't stand out will come out.
27:21I'm going to use this.
27:25It's back.
27:26The air conditioner is back.
27:29I'm thinking of putting air conditioner on.
27:31Or heating the air conditioner.
27:34I'm thinking of putting air conditioner on.
27:36But I can't.
27:37That's true.
27:38I'm thinking of putting air conditioner on,
27:40heating the air conditioner,
27:43and drying the air.
27:44But it's heavy.
27:47But some people use it.
27:50Did you take a picture?
27:52Recently, there is no such button, right?
27:56No, no.
28:01Next is this.
28:02What is that movement?
28:04TV remote control.
28:06If there are so many things,
28:08it's not conspicuous.
28:10I don't know.
28:12So, take a picture!
28:16What?
28:18I can't open it.
28:20Some people have never opened it.
28:23There are buttons inside.
28:26There are so many.
28:28Some people have never seen it.
28:30At least once a month,
28:32open it and look at it.
28:35That's all for today.
28:40There are two covers.
28:42I didn't want to see anything other than the remote control.
28:45Here is a present.
28:47Happy birthday, Masuda!
28:53It's a little embarrassing for two men in an izakaya.
28:57Can I open it?
28:59What's inside?
29:08It's scary.
29:09A dog?
29:11Seimen?
29:13Happy birthday!
29:15It's a life!
29:19A 38-year-old birthday present.
29:21It's a life!
29:23Isn't it precious?
29:25Masuda said he wanted a dog.
29:28He said that, but...
29:30I was scared to receive it.
29:32There is no life.
29:34I could only see it a little.
29:36It was a puppy, right?
29:37Yes, a puppy.
29:38What dog?
29:40St. Bernard.
29:42St. Bernard.
29:44That's right.
29:46St. Bernard.
29:49It's a big dog.
29:51Yes, it's a big dog.
29:53It's about this big.
29:55It's a dog with a whip on its back.
29:57Yes, it's a dog with a whip on its back.
29:59I can't buy it.
30:01It's four and a half years old.
30:03If you have a dog, you can be popular with girls.
30:07That's right.
30:09When I go to a party,
30:11I talk to girls.
30:13I say, I have a dog. Come here.
30:15Do you have a dog?
30:17I want to go.
30:19Girls follow me.
30:21When I open the door,
30:23St. Bernard!
30:25That's scary.
30:27St. Bernard!
30:30I'll be like that.
30:32No?
30:33No!
30:34People think I'm a married man.
30:36That's right.
30:38It's a big dog.
30:40I'm single.
30:42It's four and a half years old.
30:44I'm sorry, but I can't buy it.
30:46But I've already decided on a name.
30:48You've decided on a name?
30:50Yes.
30:51What is it?
30:52Kento Delicato.
30:53Kento Delicato!
30:56I just want to say it with that rhythm.
31:00Hero.
31:01Oh, no.
31:02Who?
31:03What do you mean?
31:04A bad guy.
31:05I didn't know you were here.
31:11I've been waiting for you, Hero.
31:14What?
31:15I've been waiting for you for a long time.
31:19What?
31:20I thought you wouldn't come.
31:23What?
31:24It's been 50 years since I met you in the first village.
31:27What have you been doing for the past 50 years?
31:31It's a battle.
31:34What?
31:35Don't you care about the past 50 years?
31:38It's a conversation.
31:40What?
31:41I've been thinking a lot about you.
31:43I've been thinking a lot about you.
31:47Shut up.
31:50I'll use this potion to kill you.
31:55What?
31:56This is a secret to my ancestors.
31:59I didn't use it for 50 years just to kill you.
32:03What?
32:04Get ready, Hero.
32:06It's sour.
32:07It's rotten.
32:09My tongue is tingling.
32:10Of course.
32:1150 years.
32:12I've been keeping it at room temperature for 50 years.
32:14What?
32:15I remembered one thing when I saw it.
32:18What?
32:19What?
32:20This is the will of the sage.
32:22If you drink this, you can't go back to your body when you were young.
32:26Stop it, Hero.
32:28Oh, no.
32:29Damn it.
32:34It's clogged.
32:35Shut up.
32:36It's clogged.
32:38It's 5 yen.
32:41What?
32:46I defeated you.
32:48I'm thirsty.
32:51I swallowed something else.
32:54What's that face?
32:58He's a first-year contestant.
33:01He's a first-year contestant.
33:02Spielberg.
33:03I like Spielberg this time.
33:04I'm looking forward to it.
33:05But he has a brilliant career.
33:08Nothing is going well from the beginning.
33:12I like manzai.
33:14It's my first year of contest.
33:18Hey, everyone.
33:19It's a scene of E.T.'s bicycle.
33:21Spielberg wants to try a different design.
33:28Onihan.
33:31You can pull out the saddle, put it on the board, and lift it up.
33:35Not yet.
33:37It's getting dark.
33:38Why is it getting dark?
33:42Does it make sense to turn it into a machine?
33:44Hey, everyone.
33:45It's a scene of Marty going to the past.
33:47Spielberg wants to try a different design.
33:51I see.
33:54Estima.
33:57I'm not good at acting.
33:58Can you act?
34:00I'm not good at it.
34:02You don't have an image.
34:03I don't have an image.
34:04I'm not good at acting.
34:07Hey, everyone.
34:08It's a scene of E.T.'s bicycle.
34:10Spielberg wants to try a different design.
34:12Why is Estima red?
34:14I'm good at it.
34:16Samonit.
34:18It's good.
34:20It's perfect for summer.
34:23What's this?
34:25What's this?
34:26It's good.
34:27It's good.
34:28It's good.
34:30Spielberg wants to try a different design.
34:32It's fast.
34:34Here.
34:36Wall.
34:37It's a wall.
34:38It's a wall.
34:39It's a wall.
34:40You can do it in 20 minutes.
34:43It's a wall.
34:47Wall.
34:48It's crazy.
34:51Wall.
34:53It's amazing that he's challenging himself.
34:57I want him to talk in person.
34:59I want him to talk in person.
35:01He's using a lot of technology.
35:03There were a lot of mysteries.
35:05After this, Yagiyuusei's
35:07Aruaru Yuuyo.
35:09Rehearsal is basically...
35:17Tonight's Kusetsubo Collaboration Festival.
35:20Open.
35:21What are you talking about?
35:23Kusetsubo Collaboration Festival
35:26Kusetsubo Collaboration Festival
35:29Hello.
35:30As you can see, I'm charismatic.
35:32I'm a believer.
35:34Nice to meet you.
35:35I'll give you advice today.
35:37Can I?
35:38Yes.
35:39I'll start.
35:40Go ahead.
35:41Recently, I was told by my friends
35:43that I should do this or that.
35:45I don't know what's right.
35:47What should I do?
35:48What?
35:49Is that so?
35:52If you take in all the opinions,
35:54you won't be able to move your shoulders.
35:57Life isn't that interesting.
35:59Then what should you believe in?
36:01Get rid of everything.
36:03Then you'll be able to tell me.
36:07It's the same as before.
36:09It's the same as before.
36:10It's the same as before.
36:11It's the same as before.
36:12It's the same as before.
36:13It's the same as before.
36:14He's so funny.
36:18He's getting more charismatic.
36:23What's that dance?
36:24Happiness.
36:25Don't end it.
36:26Can I?
36:27Go ahead.
36:28There are people I admire,
36:29but I can't get close to them.
36:31What should I do in this situation?
36:33What?
36:34That's it.
36:37How do you divide them?
36:39You can't get close to them.
36:40You can't get close to them.
36:41To be yourself,
36:43look at where you're standing.
36:45To grow further,
36:49get more mud.
36:57What's that?
36:59Mud.
37:00Mud.
37:01Mud.
37:02Mud.
37:03These are mud splashes.
37:04These are mud splashes.
37:05Suddenly.
37:06There are mud splashes.
37:07There are mud splashes.
37:08Suddenly.
37:09There are mud splashes.
37:10You will get mud splashes.
37:12You will get mud splashes.
37:18Hey guys.
37:20We're Cho Shizuo.
37:21I've never said it before.
37:22This is Cho Shizuo.
37:23I
37:53Used to make you say yeah, do you say I don't know I could eat I am a member
38:01You say no Rolling Stones
38:04Yeah, do you say I don't know?
38:07Boy, yeah, I don't want you. I'm not gonna say you got it. I say night
38:15You could I know you say no
38:23Oh a dice at all. Thank you. Kita you say no
38:31You some I do some I take him I don't
38:37Stop don't I can't eat I use it on
38:42I'm gonna go meet our mega
38:45Bihari kaisetsu
38:53Tiki-tiki-tiki
38:59Jujutsu mini or special
39:09And the counter I think the typeじゃないから ok サレタラいやいや行く感じなんですけど
39:14Jujutsu
39:23You