The contestants today are John Wall & Lindsey Clark from Cumbria, Joan Bennett & Chris Bennett from Yorkshire, Judy Tedar & Neil Smither from Middlesex, and Cecil Harrison & Judith Allen from Bedfordshire. Bruce Forsyth hosts this episode originally shown on Halloween in 1992, which unusually features nothing spooky whatsoever, and is assisted by Rosemary Ford, who is happy because there is a team from Yorkshire on the show. They also peruse through the "fan mail" that they have received, though it turns out not to be quite as expected for Brucie. Among the games they face are basketball (with the Worthing Bears), being a DJ (with Bruno Brooks judging and the rundown to the charts that week & who was No 1, which is always fascinating), making a Black Forest Gateau, and "Animal Actions", where they have to guess what the animal is their partner is performing. One contestant is very good at this, but are hampered by a hopeless partner. The only downside is a dull finale of a Roundhead re-enactment, despite the best efforts of Brucie to inject some humour into the events. But who will make it through to the conveyor belt of prizes? Watch on and find out...
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00:00And I want to play the game with you.
00:05Life is the name of the game
00:09And I want to play the game with you.
00:13Life can be terribly tame
00:16If you don't play the game with two
00:20And I want to play the game with you.
00:24Oh!
00:26Oh!
00:27There they are!
00:29Thank you!
00:34Thank you!
00:36Very much!
00:38Oh!
00:39What a welcome! Thank you!
00:41Good evening!
00:43Good evening ladies, gentlemen, children.
00:45Welcome to the Generation Game.
00:46Nice to see you.
00:47To see you!
00:48Nice!
00:50And a very special thank you to all the boys and girls
00:52who evidently have taken the trouble to write me all these letters.
00:56They told me just before the show, I can't believe it.
00:58Oh!
01:10I'll just pick one at random.
01:16I've got one here from a little five-year-old, Thomas,
01:19who lives in Maidenhead.
01:21It says, Dear Uncle Bruce.
01:23Isn't that nice?
01:24Every week after I've watched your show,
01:26I have to go to bed because I feel sick.
01:32Somebody did to me on purpose.
01:33You're trying to get me in a bad mood before I introduce Rosalie.
01:36Well, you're wasting your time, because I never do that.
01:39I'm always happy to introduce the lovely, the gorgeous,
01:42Rosemary Ford!
01:51There we are.
01:54You told me, have you had any hate mail this week from children?
01:58No, Bruce.
01:59But actually, as a matter of fact,
02:01I've got something really nice to show you.
02:03Oh, you haven't heard from Kevin Costner?
02:07Oh, yeah.
02:08Oh, that's...
02:09Bruce and Rosie go to Disneyland!
02:12Let's have a look.
02:13Oh, this sounds interesting, yeah?
02:14One day, Bruce and Rosie went to Disneyland, yes?
02:17There we go.
02:18They met Mickey and Minnie Mouse,
02:20who said they loved the Generation Game,
02:22and Bruce said, then,
02:23come on the show and bring two of your friends.
02:26Oh, isn't that lovely?
02:27Rosie was happy about that.
02:29Look at Rosie being happy.
02:33We haven't seen that very often, have we?
02:35Then the phone...
02:36Yes?
02:37Then the phone rang
02:38to say that their two friends, Don and Pluto,
02:40couldn't come because they were ill.
02:42Oh, I see.
02:43Then Rosie started thinking.
02:46LAUGHTER
02:48I see, fine.
02:49Anyway, Mickey said,
02:50Bruce and Rosie will have to take their places.
02:52Oh!
02:53And that, is that us saying no?
02:55That's us saying no.
02:56Together?
02:57Yeah.
02:58We've never done that either.
02:59LAUGHTER
03:01Right.
03:02The first game was carrying jellies across the floor.
03:06I see.
03:07And Bruce fell flat on the floor
03:09and all the jelly went over Rosemary.
03:11LAUGHTER
03:12What a bit of luck, what a bit of luck.
03:14Then there was the tango.
03:15The tango?
03:16Oh, yes.
03:17Mickey and Minnie were absolutely wonderful,
03:19but Rosie trod on Bruce's toe.
03:21Yeah, like she always does when we're dating.
03:23I see.
03:24So what happened?
03:25Oh, what's on the board, Miss Ford?
03:26Well, Minnie and Mickey have scored 29 points
03:29and Bruce and Rosie have scored three points.
03:32Three?
03:33Three.
03:34I thought it was going to be a happy ending, for goodness sake.
03:36Anyway, thank you, June and Rhiann.
03:38And if you do another one of these, can we win next time?
03:40Yes.
03:41This is more like going live or something.
03:43LAUGHTER
03:45OK, right.
03:47Our first team's from Cumbria.
03:49They're father and daughter, John Wall and Lindsay Clark.
03:52APPLAUSE
04:00How are you?
04:01Good, how are you?
04:03Very good. Now, you're Lindsay Clark.
04:05What do you do, dear?
04:06I'm a florist and I've just become a mum.
04:08So you're a florist who's just been in bed?
04:10Yes.
04:11And being a florist, you really do believe in storks?
04:14LAUGHTER
04:16Yes.
04:17LAUGHTER
04:18You went to David and how did the wedding go?
04:20Well, I had a lovely evening reception at the wedding
04:23and then I had to carry David back to the honeymoon suite,
04:26a four-poster bed, put him into bed and he snored the night away.
04:29No.
04:30I did.
04:31I bet you wanted to say it with flowers.
04:32LAUGHTER
04:33By the way, do you have an unusual habit of crunching ice cubes
04:36and you get through at least 18 a day?
04:39I'm afraid so.
04:40Well, you should have done that on the honeymoon,
04:42that would have woken him up.
04:43You know what I mean?
04:44Anyway, sorry to keep you waiting. How are you?
04:46I'm all right, Bruce.
04:47I can see you're a little bit bored.
04:48LAUGHTER
04:50Sorry about that.
04:51Over to you, John Wall.
04:52I'm a professional firefighter, Bruce.
04:54It's a job I've done for 25 years.
04:56What does that entail? What is your particular job?
04:58All aspects of the job.
04:59I go to operational incidents, that's fires, road accidents, etc.
05:03Yes.
05:04And also it's my responsibility for the operational efficiency
05:06of 13 fire stations.
05:08That's a remarkable job.
05:09I take all I said about the posing, that's out.
05:12You probably thought you had a hose under your arm.
05:15LAUGHTER
05:18I think we got out of that one.
05:20LAUGHTER
05:22Tell us a story about what's happened to you.
05:24A while ago, when I was stationed at Carlisle Fire Station,
05:27we were actually training the firemen to work in foam.
05:30Unfortunately, the heating engineers had been there
05:33and fitting a new heater, they'd removed a couple of bricks,
05:36which I didn't know about.
05:37And not only did we fill the room intentionally with foam,
05:40but we also filled the adjoining police station cells...
05:43No.
05:44..and the prisoners were actually standing on the toilet seats.
05:47LAUGHTER
05:48All right, that's fantastic. I'll make a note of that.
05:51Haboobabo toilet travel.
05:53LAUGHTER
05:56Anyway, thank you very much for being here.
05:58All right, then. Take care.
05:59Wait over there, we've got a game coming up for you any moment.
06:02APPLAUSE
06:06Now, then.
06:08Who have we got now, my darlings?
06:10Our second team's from Yorkshire.
06:12They're mother-in-law and son-in-law,
06:14Joan Bentley and Chris Bennett.
06:16APPLAUSE
06:24Are you like Joan Bentley?
06:26And how are you?
06:27Good, fine. And what do you do, dear?
06:29I'm a housewife.
06:30Oh, yes, and you're married to...
06:31Oh, 30 years you've been married to Dennis.
06:33Tell us about the wedding night.
06:35Oh, a friend of ours got a hold of the keys to our house.
06:38Yes.
06:39So I went home, went to bed, threw about the sheets,
06:42and it was full of carrots and peas, the bed.
06:45What kind of peas?
06:46Dried peas.
06:47Oh, dried peas.
06:48I bet there were mashing peas in the morning.
06:50LAUGHTER
06:56He's marvellous.
06:58Do you want to come on again next week?
07:01Let's go over to your son-in-law.
07:03I can't wait to get to him. Chris Bennett.
07:05He's your son-in-law. What do you do?
07:09You forgot what you do?
07:11Well, wait, if you like.
07:14What do you do?
07:15He's a draughtsman.
07:17He's a draughtsman.
07:20He's a draughtsman, yeah.
07:22And you're married to Karen?
07:23I am, yeah.
07:24LAUGHTER
07:29How did you meet Karen?
07:31A friend's wedding.
07:33A friend's wedding? Oh, yeah, yes.
07:35LAUGHTER
07:39You met her at a friend's wedding.
07:41Yeah, go on.
07:42Her brother persuaded me to dance with her.
07:45Oh, her brother persuaded you to dance with Karen?
07:48Oh, and he talked you into it a bit, yes.
07:50I think you were set up, mate.
07:52Make a note of this.
07:54Wimp.
07:55LAUGHTER
07:59Now, how did the wedding go?
08:01Well, we did, instead of buying mothers flowers...
08:03Yes.
08:04..we bought £5 of potatoes each.
08:06Potatoes? Yeah.
08:07Where was the reception? Spadulite?
08:09LAUGHTER
08:13APPLAUSE
08:18Now, where did you go on honeymoon?
08:20Florida.
08:21Oh, lovely, Florida.
08:23Tell us about it.
08:24Well, we got up at 5am one morning.
08:26You got up at 5am in the morning on honeymoon?
08:28Yeah.
08:29Oh, gracious.
08:30And six and seven.
08:31Oh, my goodness.
08:32LAUGHTER
08:35Disney World is wonderful, though, isn't it?
08:37Oh, yeah.
08:38For a honeymoon, yeah.
08:39What ride did you like best?
08:40Thundermountain.
08:41LAUGHTER
08:44In fact, will you grab these to a table before he goes into his step?
08:48APPLAUSE
08:52Right.
08:53Our contestants have no idea what we have planned for them.
08:56This is your rehearsal.
08:58Now, we're ready for our first game, which is called After The Ball.
09:02Please welcome some members of the Worthing Bears.
09:06Oh, yes!
09:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
09:10CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
09:20Please.
09:26Please.
09:31Pardon.
09:40Change.
09:47Ready, go.
09:48Round the world.
09:51Round back.
09:55Ready, go.
10:02Alley-oop.
10:06Away you go.
10:07Go.
10:09Go out.
10:20Oh, hey!
10:21CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
10:22What about that?
10:23Oh!
10:24Come on, what about this, fellas?
10:26CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
10:28Yeah!
10:31I hate to be looked down on.
10:33LAUGHTER
10:34Well, that's all there is to it, but first of all,
10:36I'd like you to congratulate the winning of the Carlsberg International Tournament.
10:41Well done, gentlemen.
10:42They did it!
10:43CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
10:45Come forward here.
10:48This is Alan Cunningham, who is also the forward,
10:52but he is also the team coach.
10:54Now, Alan, how tall are you?
10:56Cos, I mean, I do feel... I don't know if it's so insignificant.
10:59I'm a little bit on the small side. I'm only 6ft 8.
11:016ft 8?
11:02Yes.
11:03Is that Cal?
11:04That's Cal, yes.
11:06How tall are you, Cal?
11:08I'm 6ft 9, Bruce.
11:09You're 6ft 9?
11:10OK, you're going to be the judge.
11:12LAUGHTER
11:13Whatever you say, Cal, I'll be with you, kid.
11:16LAUGHTER
11:17Anything you say, I'm with you.
11:19Right, so are we ready? Can we get to our positions?
11:21Sure.
11:22There we are. In you come, my darlings.
11:24You on this little mark here,
11:26and follow everything that Alan does, you do, OK?
11:29Here we go with basketball, take two.
11:32There we go.
11:33Come on. That's it. Roll the ball.
11:35Cross your arms. Cross your arms.
11:37Cross your arms. That's it. Down your chest.
11:39That's it. OK.
11:40Good. Now the spider. The spider.
11:43That's it.
11:44Bounce it in front and behind.
11:46Bounce it here.
11:47Don't forget to get it behind as well.
11:49That's it. Good girl.
11:50Very good. Very good.
11:52Very good.
11:53Now, round the world.
11:54Round to the right.
11:55Round the world. That's it. Good.
11:57Now, round the world.
11:58Back to the left.
11:59Back to the left.
12:00Come on, back to the left, all that.
12:02OK, now spin the balls on your fingers.
12:04Spin the balls on your fingers.
12:05Everybody spin the balls.
12:06Spin the balls on your fingers.
12:08Very good over there.
12:09Look, nearly, nearly, nearly.
12:10Very good, very good.
12:12OK, that's enough of that.
12:13OK, now, just get the ball from her.
12:16Just get the ball from her.
12:17That's all we want you to do.
12:18OK, get the ball from her.
12:20Just get it, just get it.
12:21Go on, go and get it.
12:22Get it, get it.
12:25Get it.
12:27LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
12:33Oh!
12:34Lovely, lovely.
12:35Give it to her, give it to her.
12:37Small ball.
12:38Now, come here, Jon.
12:39Come here, Jon.
12:41Now, for an extra point,
12:43see if you can try and get it.
12:44Come on, Jon, come here, come here.
12:45OK, up.
12:46Oh!
12:47Oh!
12:48Bad luck.
12:49What a good try.
12:50Come on, then.
12:51OK.
12:52Start over there, if you will.
12:53What a bad luck.
12:55Come here, come here.
12:56Come on.
12:57That's it, Jon and Chris.
12:59Now, on your marks here.
13:00On your marks here.
13:01I'll talk you all through this.
13:02OK, away you go, Alan.
13:03Roll the ball down the arm across the chest.
13:05Down the arm across the chest.
13:07Down the arm across the chest.
13:09Not bad at all.
13:10Round the arm...
13:11Yeah, not bad, not bad.
13:12OK, the spider.
13:13The spider.
13:15In front of you.
13:16OK, now, in front and behind.
13:17Get the hands going behind.
13:18That's it, good girl, good girl.
13:20Good girl, Jon.
13:21Marvellous.
13:22OK, now, round the world.
13:23Round the world.
13:24Well done.
13:25No, come back to the right.
13:26Very good, very good.
13:27Now, round the world to the left.
13:28Round the world to the left.
13:29OK.
13:30Now spin your balls.
13:31Spin your balls.
13:32Spin your...
13:33Spin your ball...
13:35Keep spinning your balls.
13:37Keep spinning your...
13:38Keep spinning your balls.
13:40Come here, just put your finger there, put your finger there.
13:42Now you spin.
13:43That's it.
13:44OK.
13:46Get the ball from her,
13:48get the ball from her,
13:49no from Alan's ear.
13:50OK,
13:51OK, go on,
13:52go again.
13:53OK, Shooter, come here, Shooter.
14:05OK, Chris, don't start laughing for goodness sake.
14:08Come here, darling, come here.
14:09Right, now, stop pulling you around.
14:11OK, throw it in there, OK?
14:13Come on, come on.
14:15Oh, bad luck, but a good try.
14:17Come on in here.
14:19And thank you to the members of the Whirling Bears.
14:22Hey!
14:26Thanks a lot.
14:28Lovely guys, aren't they?
14:29Lovely guys.
14:30Well, let's please welcome back Cal Patrick-Wells.
14:33Here he is.
14:35OK.
14:38Well, did you enjoy that?
14:39Yes, I did.
14:40A bit of fun.
14:41And anything you decide, I'm with you, Cal.
14:43Anything you say.
14:45OK, I gave John a 7.
14:47He did the spin quite well.
14:49John, a 7.
14:50Well done, yes.
14:51Lindsay, the chest roll, she did quite well.
14:53The chest roll, yes.
14:54Very good chest roll.
14:55I gave her a 7 also.
14:56I gave her a 14.
14:57Yeah, 14 for this.
14:58A good out of 20.
14:59That's fine.
15:00And what about over here?
15:01OK, and Joan.
15:02Yes.
15:03She did well around the world.
15:05And very good defence and take the ball away from Alan.
15:09Oh, yes, she got the ball away from him.
15:10Yes, so I gave her an 8.
15:11An 8 for that.
15:12Well done, Joan, yes.
15:14And what about Chris?
15:15And Chris, he did around the world quite well.
15:20Yeah.
15:21And the chest roll.
15:22The chest roll, he was very good at that.
15:24So I gave him a 7.
15:25A 7 as well.
15:26Well, thank you so much.
15:27I agree with that completely.
15:28OK, Cal, and good luck with all your games.
15:32OK, thank you very much.
15:33Cal Patrick Wells, here we are.
15:36Now then, what's on the board, Miss Ford?
15:41Well, John and Lindsay have 14, Joan and Chris have 15.
15:45Oh, only one in it.
15:46OK, go over there and sit yourselves down, will you?
15:49Good.
15:50Be a DJ.
15:51Please welcome, from Radio 1, the very popular Bruno Brooks.
15:56CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
16:04Lovely.
16:05So now, how long have you been doing this marvellous programme?
16:08Well, the Top 40 I've been doing now for about six years on and off.
16:11Six years?
16:12Yeah.
16:13But you do the other one early in the morning, what's that one?
16:15Very early in the morning, yeah, that's between 4 and 6,
16:17the early breakfast show.
16:18What time do you get up?
16:19I know, it's normally around 2.30 in the morning.
16:21Oh, marvellous.
16:22Well, now, come over here.
16:23Right.
16:24I call this your office.
16:25I see you've given me a high chair, Bruce, thanks very much.
16:27What you needed.
16:28Perfect.
16:29Good, lovely, lovely.
16:30Very nice.
16:31Now, in your own words, explain to the people what you're going to do.
16:33OK, well, I mean, the Top 40, first of all,
16:35is the most important show on the network.
16:37It's got the biggest audience,
16:38and this is because of all the new chart records,
16:41so it's obviously a very exciting show.
16:43The presenter's job is to make it sound exciting.
16:45So it's personality.
16:46OK.
16:47Get that into it.
16:48Now, I'm actually going to do this week's Top 20.
16:50Of course, it's the new chart tomorrow,
16:51but I'm going to concentrate on this week's Top 20 as it is.
16:53You've got one jingle to play, which is this.
16:55One FM!
16:57It tells you which radio station you're listening to.
16:59And you have to play that halfway down your countdown.
17:02It will say that on the script.
17:03Yes, you've got it on your script.
17:04It's all there.
17:05When you've got to do that, that's it.
17:06OK.
17:07Do you want to cue me in, then, Bruce?
17:08Yeah, OK, fine.
17:09All right, go on.
17:10Over now to Bruno Brooks.
17:11Hello, welcome to Europe's most listened-to chart
17:13on Britain's biggest and best radio station, One FM.
17:16I'm Bruno Brooks with the brand-new Top 20.
17:21A new entry for Michael Bolton, To Love Somebody.
17:23At 19, it's the highest climber of 18 places,
17:25Vanessa Paradis, Be My Baby.
17:27At 18, it climbs one, The Farm, Don't You Want Me?
17:30At 17, it's down one, Chris Rea, Nothing To Fear,
17:33King Sally, All The Time.
17:34At 16, there's a new entry, John Lee Hooker, Boom Boom.
17:37Here comes your jingle.
17:38One FM!
17:39At 15, it climbs 12, Succaro and Pavarotti with Miserere.
17:42At 14, there's a new entry for Ambassadors of Funk
17:45and MC Mario with Super Mario Land.
17:47At 13, it climbs 17 with Go West and Faithful.
17:49At 12, it's down five, Dr. Alban, This Is My Life.
17:52And at number 11, it climbs 12 places this week,
17:54The Felix, It'll Make Me Crazy.
17:56One FM!
17:57At 10, the highest new entry, Rage with Run To You.
18:00At 9, it climbs 12, Irma Franklin,
18:02Take A Little Piece Of My Heart.
18:03It's getting really exciting now, Bruce.
18:05At 8, it's down two, Dr. Spin and Tetris.
18:07At 7, it climbs two, Take That With A Million Love Songs.
18:10At 6, it climbs four for Arrested Development
18:12with People Every Day.
18:13The jingle!
18:14One FM!
18:15And now, your favourite five at five,
18:16No Move, Bon Jovi, Keep The Faith.
18:17Four, it's down one for Bizarre Eight featuring Andrew Brown.
18:20I'm gonna get you.
18:21Three, it climbs one for Madonna with Erotica.
18:23And this week's number two is last week's number one,
18:26Tasman Arch, A Sleeping Satellite,
18:27which means that Britain has a brand new number one.
18:30You're gonna hear it next.
18:31Boyz II Men, end of the row.
18:33On an FM, the UK's number one.
18:36Right on the nose, yes.
18:37Right on the nose.
18:38Anyway, that was marvellous.
18:41Thank you so much.
18:43I'll be back.
18:44Will you come back and do some more?
18:45I'd love to.
18:46OK, Bruno, go back over there.
18:47See you in a minute.
18:49The first two on, make sure the other two
18:50can't hear what's going on.
18:52You're gonna do the first lot, which is the 20 to 11,
18:57and then you'll do the next lot afterwards, OK?
18:59So, personality, away you go.
19:01And introduce yourself first.
19:03Here you go, go on.
19:04All right.
19:05Hello, and welcome to Europe's most listened-to chart
19:07on Britain's biggest and best radio station, 1FM.
19:09I'm Lindsay Clark with the brand new top 20.
19:12On an FM.
19:14At number 20, we have a new entry,
19:16To Love Somebody with Michael Bolton.
19:1819 up 18, the highest climber,
19:20Be My Baby with Vanessa Paradis.
19:2318 up one, Don't You Want Me by The Farm.
19:2717 down one, Nothing To Fear with Chris Rea.
19:3016 to new entry, Boom Boom, John Lee Hooker.
19:331FM!
19:3415 up 12, Miserea and Zuccaria and Pavarotti.
19:3814, a new entry, Super Mario Land,
19:40Ambassador of Funk, MC Mario.
19:4313 up 17, Faithful, Go West.
19:4612 down five, It's My Life with Dr Arban.
19:4911 up 12, It Will Make Me Crazy by Felix.
19:52Oh, you just got it!
19:54Just at the end there, just a little bit long.
19:57OK.
19:58Have some fun here, wait down there.
20:00In you go there.
20:01Easier than firefighting, isn't it?
20:05OK, introduce yourself.
20:07Ladies and gentlemen, I'm John Wall,
20:09taking over from Booksy Brooks, what his name is.
20:11And you and I are here at the second contestant.
20:14You're at the FM, Britain's best radio station,
20:17with this week's top ten.
20:19All the new entries, movers, and stage show
20:21for this week's brand new number one,
20:23the highest still entry.
20:26Ten new entries, Run To You by Rage.
20:28Nine up 12, Take A Little Peace From My Heart,
20:30Emma Franklin.
20:31Eight up two, Tetris, Dr Spin.
20:33Seven up two, A Million Loves, Some Take That.
20:36Six up four, People Every Day, Restless Development.
20:40One FM!
20:43Final mover, keep the faith, young boy.
20:4541, I'm Gonna Get You,
20:47The Eyes Out Of Me,
20:48up three up, Erotica Madonna.
20:49Two one down, Sleeping In The Satellite Chatelet,
20:51I'm You,
20:52one up,
20:53and we're all by a bald man.
20:55Say goodnight or something.
20:57Goodnight or something.
21:07Right.
21:08Wait over there.
21:09Hang on, just stop over there.
21:12If you can, OK.
21:13Now, you're gonna do the first lot,
21:1520 to 11.
21:16There we are.
21:17Put those on, if you will, my darling.
21:19Introduce yourself, and I'll press the button for the music.
21:22Hello, welcome to Europe's most listed chart
21:24on Britain's biggest, best radio station, One FM.
21:27I'm with the brand new Top 20.
21:29No, your name.
21:30Oh, I'm sorry.
21:31I'm Joan Beck.
21:32Not I'm with the brand new Top 20.
21:35Your name, dear, I'm Joan.
21:37I'm Joan with the brand new Top 20.
21:44And if you went to us,
21:46love somebody, Michael Bolton,
21:48and highest climber, 19 up to 18,
21:50see my baby, Vanessa Francis,
21:5218 at one, don't you want me found.
21:5517 down, one knocking Sophia Chris-Reed.
21:58And a new entry was Boom Boom by John Lee Hooker.
22:01No, the green one.
22:02The green one.
22:03One FM!
22:0415 up to 12 was Nazir... Naziri.
22:07We put Socorro Favarotti.
22:10New entry, Socorro Orlando,
22:12ambassador of funk, MC Mario.
22:1513 from...
22:1617, Fayetteville, go west.
22:1812 down, five...
22:19Keep going, keep going, the music's stopped, but keep going.
22:22It's my life, Dr Albam.
22:2411 up to 12, will you make me crazy, Felix?
22:27That's it, yeah, the music has stopped.
22:30Shame, love, you got off to a bad start.
22:32Never mind, never mind.
22:34Come in here, just wait there, just wait there.
22:37There you go, now we're now to the top ten.
22:41Right, you understand all what to do?
22:42Yeah, what we're doing.
22:43OK, away you go, go on.
22:44Hello, I'm FM Britain's best radio station,
22:46I'm Chris, this week's top ten.
22:48All new entries, movers,
22:49and stay tuned for this week's brand-new number one.
22:51What's your name? Give me your name.
22:52Chris, I said Chris.
22:53Oh, sorry, sorry.
22:55Excuse me, hold on.
22:56Away you go.
22:57Highest new entry, run to your race.
22:59Nine up to 12, take a little out of my heart,
23:01three circuit, Irma Franklin.
23:02Eight down to two, Tetris, Dr Spin.
23:04Seven up to...
23:05When you're lost, text that.
23:07Six up to four, people every day,
23:08arrested, development, selling all the time.
23:10Chris Carpenter, you're in the top ten.
23:12No, no, no, you've missed the carpet.
23:14What?
23:15You do it.
23:16Brand-new number one, keep it safe, Bon Jovi.
23:18Four down one, I'm gonna get you,
23:19preserving feet, Angie Brown.
23:21Three up one, Erotica Madonna.
23:23Two down one, Sleeping Satellite,
23:24Tasman Archer.
23:25Brand-new number one, one up one,
23:27end of road, boys...
23:29and men.
23:31Keep talking, the music's still going.
23:33Oh, OK, then.
23:35Oh, it's gone now, it's gone.
23:39Come here.
23:40What about...
23:41Oh, come on.
23:42What about...
23:44World Trade A,
23:45will you come back and do some marking?
23:51Interesting.
23:52Now, I can see you having a bit of a laugh over there.
23:54A bit of a giggle, yes.
23:55Sounded different.
23:56I think your job is safe.
23:57Yes, I'm glad about that.
24:00But what did you think?
24:01Oh, OK, well, the effort was there,
24:02there's no doubt about that.
24:03Certainly was.
24:04We'll start with John first.
24:05The presentation was very different with John.
24:07It was more like a commentary
24:08on the 230 at Kempton, I thought.
24:11And to Lindsay,
24:12I thought Lindsay was absolutely excellent.
24:14Yes, yes.
24:15It was great.
24:16It was really good.
24:17I agree with you.
24:18I agree with you.
24:19The first time, obviously,
24:20you've done like this the first time,
24:21isn't it?
24:22No, but very good.
24:23Very good timing,
24:24and quite a nice voice as well.
24:25So, John, I'm going to give you six,
24:26and Lindsay will give you eight.
24:28Oh, very good.
24:29Very keen indeed.
24:31What about over here?
24:33Joan,
24:35would you like to do it again?
24:36No, thanks.
24:38But it's all about, you know,
24:39having a go and making the effort,
24:40so we're going to give you six, okay?
24:41Yes.
24:42And Chris,
24:44you were very relaxed.
24:45Did you actually listen to a lot of music?
24:47Yeah, yeah.
24:48Great.
24:49Yeah.
24:50Good.
24:51Well, well done, anyway.
24:53We'll give you six as well.
24:58Bruno, thank you so much,
24:59and good luck to see you.
25:00Don't go out to your own tomorrow,
25:01maybe.
25:02No, not today.
25:03Okay.
25:04Thank you, Bruno.
25:05Look, Chris!
25:08Now then,
25:10what's on the board, Miss Ford?
25:12Well, John and Lindsay have 28.
25:1428.
25:15Joan and Chris have 27.
25:17Oh, just one behind.
25:19Bad luck.
25:20Very bad luck indeed.
25:21We're sorry to lose you,
25:22but you will be getting a Generation Game telephone.
25:24Thank you very much for being such wonderful sports.
25:27And we'll see you in our Grand Final,
25:29which is coming up very, very soon.
25:31The Grand Final.
25:32Okay.
25:33There we are.
25:35Bad luck, Yorkshire again.
25:37Very bad.
25:38Very bad luck, as I'm rightly told.
25:40Third teams from Middlesex and Surrey,
25:42their aunt and nephew,
25:44Judy Teeter and Neil Smither.
25:46Oh!
25:56Thank you for being here.
25:57Now then, you're Judy Teeter.
25:59That's right.
26:00And what do you do?
26:01I'm a secretary at British Airways.
26:02Oh, really?
26:03Yeah.
26:04Oh, I did ask this a few weeks ago,
26:05but have you found my case yet?
26:07No, it had a false bottom,
26:08and it was full of all my personal knick-knacks.
26:11And I'm lost without my personal knick-knacks.
26:13Anyway, you're married to Peter,
26:14and what does he do?
26:15He's a bus driver in London Transport.
26:17Oh, I see.
26:18And how did the wedding go?
26:19Well, it went very well.
26:21Except for a week before,
26:22we were sitting discussing the wedding on a settee,
26:25and we accidentally banged our heads together.
26:27Oh, no.
26:28I know.
26:29What were you doing on the settee?
26:32And we went...
26:34Could you bang your heads together like that?
26:36No, it was like this.
26:37I mean, if you sit on a settee, yeah?
26:39Can you bang your heads?
26:40Anyway, forget that.
26:41And the wedding, when we walked up the aisle,
26:43we both had black eyes.
26:45No.
26:46Yes.
26:47So it was something old,
26:48something new,
26:50something borrowed,
26:51and something black and blue.
26:54I see.
26:55Right, over now to your nephew, Neil...
26:57Smither.
26:58But what do you do?
26:59I'm a sales manager for Franklin Fox Estate Agents
27:01in South London.
27:02Oh, an estate agent?
27:03Oh, have you ever considered honest work?
27:07No, never, I said.
27:08Right, you have a girlfriend, Sharon.
27:10How did you meet her?
27:11I was on a weekend out with the boys in Brighton,
27:13and I met her in a nightclub.
27:14Oh, yeah, yeah.
27:15I said, the immortal words,
27:16do you know anything about Latin American dancing
27:18or tropical fish?
27:19Oh, really?
27:20I said, what does she say?
27:21Cha-cha-cha, sling her up.
27:24You have loads of toys in your bath.
27:27Yes, I have a mechanical shark,
27:28a family rubber duck.
27:30A family rubber duck, yes.
27:31And a Dennis the Menace bath soap.
27:32Oh.
27:33Dennis the Menace,
27:34you have to make a note of that.
27:36Big baby.
27:39You sit at the plughole end.
27:41I do, yes.
27:43I love you, my friend.
27:44Thank you for being here,
27:45thank you, Judy, OK?
27:46Over there you go.
27:51And who have we got left?
27:54Right, our fourth team's from Bedfordshire.
27:56Yes.
27:57Their father and daughter,
27:58Cecil Harrison and Judith Allen.
28:00Right, here they are.
28:09Nice to meet you, how are you?
28:10Fine, thank you.
28:11Good, good.
28:12Now, you are Judith.
28:13Judith Allen.
28:14Judith Allen.
28:15Oh, did your father want a boy?
28:17What do you do?
28:18I work for the Crown Prosecution Service.
28:20I'm so glad you're here,
28:21you might be able to defend me against the authorities.
28:24Yes, I mean, I think they're on the turn.
28:27I'm sure Flory is.
28:29While going to work one morning,
28:30your skirt fell down, so what happened?
28:33That's what it says here, yeah.
28:34Yes.
28:35What happened?
28:36It's true, there's workmen working on the board
28:37in the area where I work.
28:38There's always workmen around.
28:39And I started to applaud,
28:40saying that's the best thing I've seen all day.
28:42Oh, really?
28:43They were probably admiring your legal briefs.
28:47You're married to Dennis,
28:48any children at all?
28:49Yes, Andre too.
28:50Hi, Andre.
28:52How old is he?
28:53He's two now.
28:54Oh, he's only two?
28:55He's two.
28:56Yes?
28:57Apparently, when I was giving birth,
28:58I fell asleep.
28:59Oh.
29:00Well, if you'd have fallen asleep nine months earlier,
29:02you wouldn't have fallen asleep.
29:09All right.
29:10Now, over to your dad,
29:12you're Cecil.
29:13That's just what I was going to say.
29:14Cecil, right, lovely day there.
29:15What do you do, Cecil?
29:16I'm a travel agent.
29:17Now, you meet a lot of people in your job,
29:18anything funny you can tell us at all?
29:20Oh, yes, I remember one time,
29:22there's this man coming to book a holiday in Florida
29:25for him and his girlfriend.
29:26Oh, yes, his girlfriend.
29:27And he paid all the money,
29:28and usually, you know,
29:29we give a full receipt and everything like that.
29:31Yeah, yeah.
29:32A few days later,
29:33this lady came in,
29:35which is supposed to be his girlfriend,
29:37and asked if the tickets were ready.
29:39We said, yes, they were ready,
29:40and she asked if we could have them.
29:42We said, well, have you got the receipts?
29:44She said she didn't have the receipts,
29:46so it's a normal thing
29:47that if you don't have the receipt,
29:48we won't give you the ticket,
29:49because we never really met the lady.
29:51Of course, of course.
29:52A few days later,
29:53the gentleman came in,
29:55and we told him what had happened.
29:57He said, good heavens,
29:58it's a good job you didn't,
29:59because the lady that came in
30:01is the one I live with,
30:02but I'm going to Florida with somebody else.
30:08Now, you like to sing and dance.
30:10Oh, really?
30:11What's your favourite song?
30:12Oh, Nat King Cole,
30:13Rumbling Rose is my favourite.
30:15Would you do the last part of it for us?
30:17Away you go.
30:18Rumbling Rose
30:22Rumbling Rose
30:25When your rumbling days are gone
30:32Though I love you
30:36With those love true
30:40Who can cling to
30:43A rumbling rose
30:46Very good.
30:48Well done.
30:52Thank you, thank you.
30:53Thank you, Julian.
30:56Away you go over there.
30:57Well, what about that?
30:58I'll tell you that.
30:59We should have the piano in there.
31:01Anyway, our next game is called Black Forest.
31:04So, welcome from Slatter's Bakeries,
31:06Mr Ken Slatter.
31:09Oh, yes.
31:11Oh.
31:14Oh.
31:16Now, Ken, if I remember rightly,
31:19you, when the last time you came on the show,
31:22you did the meringue.
31:23That's correct.
31:24Now, what are you going to do for us?
31:25The Black Forest.
31:26That's right.
31:27The Black Forest Ghetto.
31:28Now, where did this all come from?
31:29It originated in Germany.
31:30Oh, I thought so.
31:3118th century.
31:3218th century, yes.
31:33Yeah, yes.
31:34And it's called a Svartstorp.
31:36What?
31:38It's called Svartstorp.
31:39Svartstorp.
31:40Svartstorp.
31:41Svartstorp.
31:42Yes.
31:43And it's Black Forest.
31:44That's right.
31:45Nothing to do with Epping Forest.
31:46No.
31:47Or Nottingham Forest.
31:48In you come, if you will.
31:49That's fine.
31:50Now, then, over here...
31:53Fine.
31:54Just get in there.
31:55You can see nice and clear.
31:56Away you go, Ken.
31:57Get the savoy bag.
32:01Put plenty of fresh cream in.
32:05Plenty of cream goes in there.
32:06That's it.
32:07You've got quite a lot of cream to do.
32:09Put plenty in.
32:12Tighten it down.
32:15All righty.
32:16Now, watch this.
32:19That's it.
32:20Just testing.
32:21Give the turntable a good spin.
32:22Must have it spin.
32:23Must keep it spinning all the time.
32:25Now, look at that.
32:27Isn't that beautiful?
32:28The way that goes on there like that.
32:29Look.
32:30Absolutely.
32:31It's like a machine.
32:32And just round the sides.
32:34A few lines.
32:35Yeah, just round the sides there.
32:38That's good.
32:41And we'll put eight rosettes...
32:42Oh, yeah.
32:43...in here to carry the cherries.
32:46Nice.
32:49My little boy loves chocolate cake.
32:55A palette knife to spread the...
32:56Palette knife, yes.
32:57...cream on the side.
32:59I mean, if I took that home to him tonight...
33:03...he'd say, thank you, Daddy.
33:05I really love chocolate cake.
33:08Especially if it's got any chocolate on the sides.
33:10And on goes the chocolate.
33:11Chocolate round the side now.
33:12Down the sides.
33:13Bugger that.
33:14That's...
33:15Oh, look at that.
33:16You're going to enjoy that, aren't you?
33:19Spread it round the side there.
33:20Yep.
33:21Yes.
33:22And the turntable.
33:23Oh, and what else there?
33:24And...
33:25Oh, he loves cherries too.
33:27Eight cherries on the top.
33:28He gets a chocolate cake like that tomorrow morning.
33:30For breakfast, he'd love that, Ken.
33:31Really.
33:35Yes.
33:36And a little grate and a chocolate to finish it off.
33:38Oh, yeah.
33:39Then he could have a bar of that as well.
33:44It's going down well, wouldn't it?
33:45It's beautiful.
33:46Absolutely.
33:47Look at that.
33:48Absolutely marvellous.
33:49Ken, twice a day, when you come up front,
33:51say, put it in my dressing room.
33:53Yeah, I will.
34:00And don't go away without doing some marking.
34:02OK, fine.
34:03So come over here, if you will.
34:04Stay there, if you will.
34:05Get over here and put your pinnies on.
34:06Everybody put your pinnies on.
34:08Come on, pinnies on.
34:09Quickly, quickly.
34:10That's it.
34:11Now, you're going to have a certain amount of time
34:12just to fill your bag.
34:13So hurry up and fill your bag.
34:15Get plenty in,
34:16because we want you to have a real good go at this.
34:20Scoop it in.
34:23That's it.
34:24Get plenty in there
34:25before we start the excitement.
34:29Lift it up, Liam.
34:30Lift it up so you can get...
34:31That's it.
34:32Come on.
34:33That's it, good.
34:34OK, now you've got about one and a half minutes,
34:37starting from now, OK?
34:39Now, start your piping.
34:41And turn that, turn that.
34:42Keep... Make sure the table's turning.
34:44Come on.
34:45Come on.
34:46Turn...
34:47Come on.
34:48Keep turning.
34:49That's it, good.
34:51Keep turning it.
34:52Keep turning it.
34:53Keep...
34:54Keep it turning.
34:55Very good at the end there.
34:56Keep turning.
34:58Keep turning it.
34:59That's it.
35:01Keep going, keep going.
35:02Keep it on there.
35:03Keep it on.
35:04Turn it up a bit.
35:06Yes.
35:08Squeeze in the top here.
35:09That's right, darling.
35:10Up here.
35:11Squeeze the low of the top.
35:13Keep...
35:14Get plenty on.
35:15You've got about a minute left.
35:17OK, a minute left.
35:19Get some on the side
35:20if you've run out here.
35:23You've really knocked it off.
35:24Get some on the side.
35:25Get some on the side.
35:26Quickly.
35:27Some on the side.
35:28Get it on the side.
35:29And...
35:30And with your...
35:31And with your...
35:32So, the nice thing there,
35:33spread it round the edges.
35:35Spread it all round the edges, dear.
35:37I think you're flogging a dead horse, yes?
35:40Right, now your rosettes.
35:41Come on, do your rosettes.
35:42Your rosettes.
35:46All right, put some cherries on.
35:48Put some cherries...
35:49Don't be chatty, don't be chatty.
35:50Put the cherries...
35:51Put the cherries on, quick.
35:52Hurry up, put some cherries.
35:53Put them somewhere.
35:54And put some chocolate round the sides.
35:56Get the chocolate round the sides.
35:58And please, break the chocolate
35:59and break the chocolate on the top.
36:01No, you don't put that on the...
36:02Will you...
36:03Oh, go on, then, do what you like.
36:08Yes, Martin, show them around the place.
36:10Come on, come on.
36:12Whatever you're doing, stop.
36:13Whatever you're doing, stop.
36:14And stand by your mess.
36:18Come back here and do some marketing if you can.
36:25All right, Tim.
36:27We have a first round here.
36:28I thought this was quite a good effort.
36:30Yes, very good effort.
36:31Yeah, very good, yes.
36:32He's got his chocolate on his cherries.
36:34Yeah, excellent.
36:35I thought very good indeed.
36:36Well, I think we're going to give that 7 out of 10.
36:387 out of 10, excellent.
36:40Well done.
36:42The poor Julie had a terrible time with the cream.
36:48I mean...
36:49She had a lot of cream round the sides.
36:51Yeah, no, she didn't get anything on the sides.
36:53She couldn't get anything out.
36:54She was bullying and...
36:55No, no.
36:56It's been better milk in a cow, you know.
37:004 out of 10.
37:014, just 4 for this.
37:02Not so good.
37:03OK, fine.
37:04How did we get on here?
37:06Yes, it's...
37:07With Julie?
37:08Yes, yes, plenty of cream, but a bit...
37:09She got plenty of cream, but...
37:10Yes, yes.
37:11I think we give that 5.
37:145, yes, a little bit better.
37:16A little bit better, fine.
37:18And what about here?
37:20Talking about rambling rows, we've got rambling cherries.
37:235 on the side.
37:24I think we're going to have to give that 5 as well.
37:26About 5, because he did get some stuff on the side there.
37:28Yes, yes, he did.
37:29All right, very good.
37:30OK, thank you once again, James.
37:32Always a pleasure.
37:33Keep coming to see us.
37:34We need you.
37:35We need you.
37:36Come on.
37:37Back here.
37:38What about them?
37:40Come here.
37:44Now then, what's on the board, Miss Ford?
37:47Well, Judy and Neil have 11, Cecil and Judith have 10.
37:51Oh, very close.
37:52Very close, only one minute.
37:54But lots of points to be won.
37:56Animal actions.
37:58One of you will hear the sound of an animal
38:00and you will have to convey, by actions,
38:02what that animal is to your partner.
38:06You're going to enjoy it already, aren't you?
38:08Right, you will be wearing headphones, one of you,
38:10and they will write down what they think that animal is.
38:13So, first of all, decide who's going to do the writing down
38:16and who's going to do the actions.
38:18I'll do the actions.
38:19You'll do the actions, you do the writing down.
38:21OK, fine.
38:22And what are you going to do?
38:23I'm writing it down.
38:24You're writing it down? I thought you would.
38:26Poor Cecil, you've got to do the actions.
38:28All right, so, OK, get to your lecterns, the ladies, then.
38:31Get to your lecterns.
38:32And, gentlemen, get behind those lines there.
38:35Get behind the lines.
38:37Or in the middle, in the middle.
38:39In the middle, that's fine, that's lovely, lovely.
38:41Now then, I think we're all ready.
38:43Could we have the first animal, please?
38:46Cock-a-doodle-doo!
38:48Cock-a-doodle-doo!
38:50LAUGHTER
39:06Have you got an answer there?
39:08Yes, I have.
39:09OK, it was, of course, a cockerel.
39:12What have you got over there?
39:14A chicken.
39:15A chicken.
39:16One point for a chicken.
39:18We've got wolf.
39:20LAUGHTER
39:26And it was so good, it really was good.
39:28Sorry, the next one, please.
39:31BUZZER
39:35LAUGHTER
39:45BUZZER
39:51Have you got an answer?
39:52Yes, you have.
39:53OK, and it was, of course, a rattlesnake.
39:57OK, what have you got?
39:58We've got a snake.
39:59You've got a snake.
40:00Well done, you get one for that.
40:03One for that.
40:04We've got a whale.
40:06LAUGHTER
40:15A whale.
40:16Right, the last one, please, I hope.
40:19COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO
40:21COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO
40:23COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO
40:25COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO
40:27COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO
40:29COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO
40:31COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO
40:33LAUGHTER
40:37Have you got an answer?
40:38Yes.
40:39Right, you've got an answer.
40:41You've got an answer.
40:42It was, of course, a pig.
40:45And what have you got there?
40:46Well, I asked what your answer was,
40:48cos you had dog and pig, but she pointed to dog, so...
40:51Oh, what a bad luck.
40:52You actually did point to that, didn't you?
40:54You pointed to the dog.
40:55And we've got sniffer dog.
40:57LAUGHTER
41:02So nothing...
41:03We'll now be two minutes silent for the last game.
41:06Right, come here.
41:08Come on!
41:09Oh, yes!
41:16There we are.
41:17There we are. That was bad luck there.
41:19But anyway, what's on the board, Miss Ford?
41:22Well, Judy and Neil have 11,
41:24Cecil and Judith have 12.
41:26Oh!
41:27Well, you caught that.
41:28These are the kind of bad luck you receive.
41:32That really is very bad luck.
41:34But you do have a Generation Game penalty.
41:36I thought your minds were wonderful.
41:38I really did, I really did.
41:40But if you'll pop over there and we'll...
41:42Oh, sorry.
41:43Good.
41:44Lovely.
41:45Fine.
41:46Jolly good.
41:47And let's just remind ourselves
41:49of who you'll be playing in our grand final.
41:52Come on, everybody!
41:53CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
41:55Yes, I had it!
41:57That's it!
41:58Who's all this?
41:59Get off!
42:01Right.
42:02And have we got a grand final for you.
42:05Please welcome members of the Lord Say and Seals Blue
42:10Regiment of Foots.
42:12Ho, ho!
42:13CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
42:30Permission to drill the men, sir?
42:32Carry on, Sergeant.
42:39Have a go!
42:42Port your pipes.
42:50Charge your pipes.
42:55Advance your pipes.
43:02Close order your pipes.
43:06CHARGING PIPES
43:12Charge to horse and draw your swords.
43:24Recover your pipes to the close order and put away your swords.
43:35CHARGING PIPES
43:42Lay down your arms.
43:59Handle your pikes.
44:05Recover your pikes to the close order.
44:16Stand at your ease.
44:21Assume a lazy posture.
44:28Come on!
44:29CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
44:35Lovely, lovely.
44:37Now let's meet Lieutenant Andy Daniel.
44:47Now, then, I did try to join your regiment once, actually,
44:50but the commanding officer said, on your pike.
44:55Now, Andy, tell us a bit about the regiment.
44:57It goes back a long way, doesn't it?
44:59Well, the original regiment was founded in 1642
45:01by the then Lord Say and Seals.
45:03You see, before you know it,
45:05it's been re-enacting the fighting that they'd done...
45:08Yes. ..since 15 years now.
45:10Been going back a lot, lots of battles.
45:12Anyway, will you come back and do some marking, Andy?
45:14Certainly. Jolly good.
45:16Thank you very much indeed.
45:20OK, relax, lads. Two breaks. Relax, relax.
45:23Now, it's the vital toss-up.
45:25So, Lindsay, heads or tails?
45:27Heads.
45:28Heads. It's tails, look.
45:30Tails, see the tails?
45:32OK, so you've lost the toss, do you want to go first or second?
45:35Second.
45:36Second, you want to think about it.
45:38OK, fine.
45:39So, if you two go over there and get yourselves ready.
45:42And take these two to a place where they can assume a lazy posture.
45:48All right, away you go.
45:49We're ready now for Pike Drill, take two.
45:52For the buddy!
45:57Push in there, darling. Get through.
45:59Get through. It's all right. Get through.
46:01We're the stars. Get in there.
46:03That's it. On your red marks. Red mark.
46:06If anybody's just switched on, this is not Gladiators.
46:10Right.
46:11Have a kick!
46:14Port your pikes!
46:23Charge your pikes!
46:27No, the other way. You're the other way, darling.
46:29The other way. You've got the pike in one way.
46:33The other way, the other way, the other side.
46:35That's it, fine. Jolly good. Hold on, this is killing me.
46:39Advance your pikes!
46:47Close order your pikes!
46:50Advance your pikes!
46:59That's it. Good girl.
47:01Charge to horse and draw your swords!
47:21Good, lovely.
47:22OK.
47:23Be careful with it, Andy, yeah?
47:26The other side, with the other hand.
47:28Are you left-handed?
47:30You could have fooled me.
47:33With the other hand, that's it. You saw that.
47:35That's fine. Good. OK, carry on.
47:37Recover your pikes to the close order and put away your swords.
47:41Put them down and just take them out.
47:50OK, love, put...
47:53Get in between your...
47:54That's fine. There we are, good.
47:56Well done, well done. OK, fine.
47:59Lay down your arms!
48:01Oh, we're locked.
48:09Oh, that was close, wasn't it?
48:13Good girl.
48:15That was me.
48:18Yes.
48:19Thank you very much. Do you see that?
48:23I wonder why they didn't give me a helmet.
48:27I should have brought the cowl scuttle with me.
48:31Handle your pikes!
48:36Handle your pikes. That's it.
48:38Face this way.
48:40The other way, face the other way.
48:42Recover your pikes to the close order.
48:45Recover your pikes to the close order.
48:47Other hand.
48:59Stand at your ease.
49:05Assume a lazy posture.
49:10Oh, God, well, that's over.
49:13Come on!
49:15Very good, my girl.
49:17Give me a hug. Come on.
49:20Very good effort.
49:21Is it good, is it?
49:23Over there, if you will.
49:24Jolly good.
49:25OK, lads, relax again, relax again.
49:27Are the other two ready?
49:29The other two ready? OK.
49:30In you go, in you go.
49:31We're ready now for pike drill take three.
49:35For the body!
49:37That's it.
49:38Through we go.
49:39Push through there. Get through there.
49:42No, get through the front.
49:44Get through the front.
49:45That's it.
49:46That's it, go.
49:47OK, fine.
49:48Right, Lee-Ann.
49:50That's lovely.
49:51Right, ready?
49:52All this trouble just to make a bit of toast.
49:59Have a kick!
50:02Port your pikes!
50:04Port your pikes!
50:14How you doing, mate?
50:15I'll get you with this.
50:20Charge your pike!
50:24That's it.
50:26Advance your pike!
50:27You had the wrong way round the other day.
50:35You all right, darling?
50:36Keep it in the right hand.
50:37He's got it in his right hand, you see.
50:39That's it, good.
50:40That's it, you've got it, you've got it.
50:42OK, fine.
50:43Close order your pikes.
50:53Charge to horse and draw your swords.
50:57DRUMS
51:01Get your sword through, get your sword.
51:03Get your sword out.
51:06Get your sword.
51:09Get your sword out.
51:13Get your sword.
51:15Get your sword out here.
51:16Oh, you've got it out.
51:17The other side.
51:18Oh, love.
51:19It's a love.
51:20Oh, thank you.
51:27Get the sword in one hand and you pull in the other,
51:30you pike in the other.
51:31Well, you're stuck, so you pull the...
51:34Right, in your right hand.
51:35Oh! Oh!
51:44It's the last time!
51:50You've got to handle your pike.
51:53Right.
51:55Right, hurry up.
51:57Recover your pikes in close order and put away your sword.
52:01Oh, blimey.
52:05Blimey nightmare, isn't it?
52:06Get your sword back in there.
52:23Pretty, Sarge.
52:29Lay down your arms.
52:31Oh, thank God.
52:47Handle your pikes.
52:50Set up with handling me pike.
52:53Tell you what I do with these pike, you know.
52:57Recover your pikes to the close order.
53:01That's it, up he goes.
53:09Stand at your ease.
53:16Assume a lazy posture.
53:19Ah!
53:24Oh, thank God, that's it.
53:30There we are, giving you back there.
53:32Come along, come along.
53:34A very difficult thing to do.
53:36There we are, save it, Sarge.
53:38And thank you, gentlemen and ladies of the Old Sayer
53:42and Seals Blue Residence, Off Foot.
53:44Yes, sir!
53:52Isn't that difficult to do?
53:53I tell you, of all the things we've done.
53:55Anyway, who better to judge this than Lieutenant Andy Daniel.
54:05Gentlemen, are we in your regiment?
54:08Not quite.
54:10Not quite. Well, give us your views, anyway.
54:13Well, well done.
54:14If we can go to contestants number one.
54:16Yes, yes, fine.
54:17John, good charge to horse, good recovery.
54:21Lindsay handled the pike well all the way through.
54:24Very difficult to do, I know, but well done on that.
54:28Couple number two.
54:30Cecil, I thought you looked very military there.
54:35And Judith, you handled your pike well,
54:38but I think the weight was getting you down a little bit.
54:42It was very...
54:43It's one of the most difficult things you can ask people to do.
54:46Overall, it was very, very close indeed.
54:48I thought it would be.
54:49And Cecil and Judith, I'm going to give you 17 points.
54:52Yes.
54:53And John and Lindsay, 18.
54:54Oh, just one minute.
54:56Oh, just one minute.
54:58Oh, bad luck, you two.
55:00Oh, bad luck.
55:01Well done, you two.
55:02And our regards to the regiment keep going forever, all right?
55:06Thank you very much, Lieutenant Andy Daniel.
55:09Now, then, you will be getting a Generation Game telephone answering machine each
55:14and also a pocket television each.
55:16Oh, wonderful.
55:17And thank you, you've been such a lovely...
55:18Nobody deserved to lose tonight, they really didn't,
55:20and you've been marvellous.
55:21So if you'll just pop back over there, there we are.
55:25Don't crash helmets.
55:26Helmets are crashing.
55:28Quick, hurry up, get round the back there.
55:30Time's a-wasting.
55:31Come on.
55:32Woo-hoo!
55:35Take your toys away, please.
55:37Lots of articles are going to pass before your eyes.
55:39Look out for the tricky ones, they're more valuable than they look.
55:42Everything you remember you'll take home with you tonight.
55:44Good luck for this part of the show.
55:46Your 40 seconds starts now.
55:49On the conveyor belt tonight we have a Chinese rug,
55:51a selection of cut glass,
55:53a portable colour TV,
55:55a case of champagne,
55:57a chicken egg boiler,
55:59a gent's sweater,
56:01an ear trumpet,
56:03a pair of original prints,
56:06a set of kitchen scales,
56:08an ice cream cornet,
56:10a pair of silver goblets...
56:12Oh!
56:16A gent's lamp, a pair of modern candlesticks,
56:19a top hat, ice bucket and glasses,
56:22a classic blender,
56:24a personal walkman,
56:25a hairdryer,
56:27a giant alarm clock,
56:29and a lacquer tray.
56:32So keep thinking nice thoughts,
56:34keep thinking nice thoughts.
56:37Sit yourselves down.
56:40Good.
56:41Now you're going to have another 40 seconds.
56:43You'll get the first 20 seconds when you hear a funny noise,
56:45you'll do the last 20 seconds,
56:47everything you remember, as I said before,
56:48you'll take home with you tonight.
56:50Your 40 seconds starts now.
56:52A rug, cut glasses,
56:55one television,
56:58an ear horn,
57:00ice cream cone,
57:02one television set,
57:04cuddly toy,
57:09matching prints,
57:11teddy bear,
57:14kitchen scales,
57:15a giant alarm clock,
57:17ice cream,
57:18a waffling,
57:19a big Chinese rug,
57:20a case of champagne,
57:22an ear trumpet,
57:25a designer jumper,
57:27a classic blender,
57:31a giant clock.
57:32Can you take the top off?
57:34Yes, okay, didn't they do well?
57:36You've got a lot there, come on, come along then.
57:39Here we are.
57:43You've got lots of stuff here, you did very well
57:45and I'm so glad you got the ear trumpet
57:48because the ear trumpet is the very latest compact displayer
57:51with cordless headphones.
57:53It's a wonderful piece of equipment.
57:54And the ice cream cone, it was...
57:57a fabulous holiday for four to Venice
58:10And I do mean everybody thanks for being with us this week, we'll see you again next week be there
58:27I
58:57You