Robot Chicken Season 1 Episode 20 The Black Cherry
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00:00Oh, my God.
00:30Extra! Extra! Newspaper boys are anachronisms in modern-day society! Read all about it!
00:44Dude, I heard that some kid ate some Pop Rocks and drank some soda, and his stomach exploded!
00:50And he died, dude!
00:52Ha ha ha! No way! That never happened!
00:55I dare you to do it!
00:56No way! Let's make Mikey do it! He'll try anything!
01:00I'll bet you a dollar he doesn't!
01:12Lame! Ha ha ha! I knew nothing would happen!
01:16He's gonna...
01:17Guys!
01:21Guys!
01:23Guys!
01:25Mommy! Mommy! That boy out there is running faster than the train!
01:38What did I tell you about being stupid?
01:41You don't get a birthday this year!
01:43We gotta cap that fire!
01:54Thanks, mister!
01:59Oh my god!
02:06are we patched in over you are a go over
02:26Domino's pizza um yeah hello I like one meat lovers pizza to be delivered
02:34no problem if it isn't there in 30 minutes it's free let me get the address
02:40yeah try 1414 we're in orbit around the planet Avenue cuz we're on the space
02:47station jerk one that's 23,000 203 free pizzas so far we're all at a twisty
02:59bread let's call him again sir who are we going to conquer today whoever I feel
03:07like conquering gosh I think Europe is weak I don't know we can attack them or
03:16something you can be Emperor maybe as long as they have my mule sweet
03:22sir we're outnumbered I was outnumbered by ninjas and wolverines over summer
03:33break but I killed them all with my nunchucks gosh Napoleon Bonamite you
03:40are hereby sentenced to live out the rest of your days in exile sweet
03:50great
04:20My darling, Mrs. Fluffybottom, ours is a love that can never be.
04:27Everything floats down here.
04:31That is, if its mass per unit of volume is equal to or lighter than that of water.
04:37Coming this fall to Bravo.
04:40Get ready for...
04:43Ass Pirates of the Caribbean!
04:46Arrgh! I love being a naughty pirate!
04:53Bravo! Somewhere along the line we got really, really gay!
04:59You see Tiffany yet? She hit puberty during summer break!
05:03You serious? Oh man, I can't wait! Puberty rules!
05:07Oh shh, shh, there she is!
05:09Well, hello, boys.
05:11Uh, hey Tiffany!
05:12How's up Tiffany? Good summer?
05:14They're both huge now!
05:16Awesome, I wanna squeeze them!
05:20Hey!
05:21Ha ha ha!
05:22Ha ha ha!
05:23Ha ha ha!
05:24Ha ha ha ha!
05:25Ha ha ha ha!
05:26That's sand!
05:27You better stop this!
05:28I ruined your ice cream! It's my day!
05:32Hey, now stop!
05:34Stop!
05:35Ha ha ha ha!
05:37Ha ha ha!
05:39Ha ha ha ha!
05:41Ha ha ha ha!
05:43Ah, choke on it!
05:44Ha ha ha!
05:45Nerd!
05:46Ha ha ha ha!
05:48Ha ha ha ha!
05:49You gonna take that, boy?
05:51Wow!
05:52It's red-headed African-American baseball grade Barry McGuire!
05:57Yes!
05:57I'm very amazing!
05:59And you're a nerd!
06:01But if I train you, you won't have to put up with bullies no more!
06:05And by train, I mean inject you with it!
06:08Ow!
06:09Barry McGuire's super happy fun time anger go-go juice!
06:12Yeah!
06:13Yeah!
06:13Uh-uh!
06:14Uh-uh!
06:15Uh-uh!
06:16Uh-uh!
06:17Uh-uh!
06:18Uh-uh!
06:19Uh-uh!
06:20Uh-uh!
06:21Uh-uh!
06:22Oh, please, mister!
06:23Uh-uh!
06:24That sand hurts!
06:25Yeah?
06:26Yeah?
06:27Uh-uh!
06:28And then?
06:29I kicked some more!
06:30You are a f***ing artist!
06:32Ugh!
06:33What do you want with this?
06:38Ah!
06:39Ah!
06:40Oh, dude!
06:41Don't do that to me!
06:42Oh, man!
06:43That looks painful!
06:48Don't do drugs, kids!
06:51This fall, get ready for adventure and romance in the new TV series Lewis and Clark!
06:58Clark?
06:59We've followed this river for days!
07:01We'll follow it as far as it goes, Lewis!
07:04No, explorers!
07:06Do you need direct-
07:08Yah!
07:09Oh, Clark!
07:11Oh, Lewis!
07:16That's, um, pretty much the whole joke.
07:19And it would've been a lot more relevant ten years ago when, uh, Lois and Clark was still
07:24on the air.
07:28I...
07:29I have a concussion.
07:31Ha-ha!
07:32I need something to wet my whistle!
07:38It's a play on words, Jackass!
07:41DUNK!
07:46Now, Billy, you might feel bad about taking the life of an animal, but...
07:51Yeah!
07:52Yeah!
07:53What else can we kill?
07:54That's my boy!
07:56Damn!
07:57Alright!
07:58I'll die!
07:59Oh!
08:00Woo!
08:01Damn!
08:02Hey!
08:03Oh!
08:04Oh!
08:05Oh!
08:06Oh!
08:07Oh!
08:08Oh!
08:09Oh!
08:10Yeah!
08:11Yeah!
08:12Yeah!
08:14Yeah!
08:15Bye!
08:16Yeah!
08:18Yeah!
08:19Yeah!
08:20Yeah!
08:21Right!
08:23Yeah!
08:27Uh, you finally out of ammo there, Chief?
08:31Time to take old Painless out of the bag!
08:41It's high-caliber fun, aha!
08:45Hey, Milk, you've expired!
08:48What?
08:48Uh, uh, life day!
08:52Renew!
08:53Renew!
08:58George, did you remember to pack Hopalong?
09:01Hell yes, I did.
09:02I can't oversee the Middle East peace process without good old Hopalong.
09:06Bang, bang!
09:07You're dead, woman.
09:08Heh, sir, sir, sir!
09:10Air Force One, it's...
09:12...missing!
09:14Oh, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up...
09:17...pick up, pick up...
09:18I'm about to take that out of your bumper...
09:20...hello?
09:21Reveal your identity, you plane snatcher!
09:23Oh!
09:24Sorry there, W, had to borrow the old AF1!
09:27We're going to Burning Man!
09:29Woo-hoo!
09:30Please fasten your seatbelts, as the ride may get funky!
09:36Wet blanket alert on the phone, y'all!
09:38Who wants more yellow shots?
09:40Woo-hoo!
09:43Shoot it down!
09:45Blackula versus Blackenstein versus the Black Mummy will not be seen tonight, so that we
09:51may bring you the following program!
09:58Hey, Sarah!
09:59Yes, Seth?
10:00Hey, did I ever tell you about my cousin?
10:02She eats nothing but pancakes!
10:04Wow!
10:05Is she overweight?
10:06Are you kidding?
10:07She's stacked!
10:08Hey, Breck and Maya!
10:27Yeah, Chinese restaurant guy?
10:29Yeah, yeah!
10:30You ever see a cat gopher?
10:31Cat gopher?
10:32What's a cat gopher?
10:33Cat gopher's $6 if I put enough MSG on it!
10:37Seriously, is this the only part of the sketch I'm in?
10:41I spent an hour and 15 minutes in traffic getting here!
10:43Granted, it's in a Benz, but there's this horse s***!
10:47Oh, f*** you!
10:48You know what?
10:49I'm going home, okay?
10:50You can kiss my ass!
10:52I was in Garfield, mother f***er!
10:54Soon, you will be free!
10:56Blue Skies!
10:57Barthy Burgers!
10:59Girls!
11:00I meant soon you will be free to watch our movies on demand service!
11:04That's still pretty good!
11:06Unfortunately, the only movie we have on demand is Christmas Mr. Craig's!
11:12Noooooooooooo!
11:16Mac!
11:17You know I'm a vegetarian!
11:22Mila, this is Barth.
11:24The only real meat here is in the cockroaches.
11:27I heard that!
11:30Now that's comedy.
11:44Please welcome our special guest tonight, Vice President of Adult Swim, Keith Crawford.
11:53Thanks, Seth.
11:54I just wanted to say that y'all are doing a really good job on Robot Chicken.
11:58That's great!
11:59So, when are we getting renewed for another season?
12:02Uh...
12:03I don't know.
12:04Nice!
12:12You're cancelled.
12:13...
12:22Stupid monkey.
12:52Stupid monkey.