Robot Chicken Season 1 Episode 13 Atta Toy
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00:00It's alive!
00:30Flip the switch!
00:38The governor just called.
00:40This man is innocent.
00:42Aww.
00:44Alright, show of hands.
00:46Flip it anyway.
00:48Wait, what?
00:50Kill him!
01:00What's up, Adrian?
01:08Pursuit him. Hold on.
01:10Woo-hoo!
01:12Woo-hoo!
01:14TRL is awesome! I love Dway!
01:16TRL and Times Square on MTV
01:18is the best Dway route! Woo-hoo!
01:20Woo-hoo! Welcome back to TRL.
01:22As I promised,
01:24I present to you,
01:26Husha! Oh my gosh, I love
01:28it's awesome! Woo-hoo!
01:30It's awesome, and he doesn't wear a shirt,
01:32and he gets all the chances he decides to win!
01:34Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo!
01:36Alright, guys, I'll see you later! Woo-hoo!
01:38To Grand Central Station! Woo-hoo!
01:40People call it Grand Central Station,
01:42but it's really Grand Central Terminal! It's awesome!
01:44Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo!
01:46Keep the change! Barring cabbies rocked!
01:48The fair was $7. I totally gave them $10,
01:50and that's awesome, because immigrants need money! Woo-hoo!
01:52Metro North Hudson River Line rules!
01:54I saved $5 for the monthly pass
01:56and some of it smells! Woo-hoo!
01:58Woo-hoo! Mom's mashed potatoes
02:00are the greatest! There's some carrots and peas in there, too!
02:02Mom and Dad aren't fighting tonight, and that's awesome!
02:04I already finished my homework at Rocks! Woo-hoo!
02:06Woo-hoo! I'm all tucked into bed,
02:08and I send my nightly prayers, because God is awesome!
02:10Woo-hoo! And now I'm gonna drift out
02:12just to sleep, because I'm dreaming
02:14the latter!
02:16Woo-hoo!
02:18Give it back!
02:20Woo-hoo!
02:22Woo-hoo!
02:24Woo-hoo!
02:26More butter! More butter!
02:28More butter!
02:30Yeah, give it! Give it!
02:32I can't! I can't!
02:34Put it in my...
02:36Oh, yeah, butter!
02:40I can't!
02:46Excuse me, but if your people built this wall
02:50to keep King Kong out,
02:52well, then why build a door large enough
02:54for him to get through?
02:56For that matter, Kong's a giant monkey!
03:10I mean, why can't he just climb over the wall?
03:12The new Fall TV season is starting,
03:14and the Insider has a scoop on all the new series.
03:16P.S. to the competition.
03:18Go f*** yourselves.
03:20This year's Amazing Race will be more amazing than ever
03:22now that religious deities are joining the action.
03:24Oh, Jesus!
03:26Please help us!
03:28Jesus!
03:30I'm here.
03:32I've brought you a tire iron, my son.
03:34Praise Jesus!
03:36Mr. Christ, please help steer this camera!
03:38Oh, Lord Jesus!
03:40We could really go for some cab fare.
03:42Woo! Buddha's the way to go, jackass!
03:44Buddha's all up in your grills!
03:46Tired of their liberal shenanigans,
03:48Fox owner Rupert Murdoch fired Simpsons creator Matt Groening
03:50and promises same show,
03:52Brands on the show,
03:54the show,
03:56the show,
03:58the show,
04:00the show,
04:02and promises same show,
04:04brand new attitude this season.
04:06Morning, Appu.
04:08One order of freedom fries, please.
04:10Oh, for the love of my heathen god.
04:12They're called french fries,
04:14you fat, stupid American.
04:16I'm in the Homeland Security!
04:18Don't move!
04:20But...
04:22Happy birthday, America!
04:24Oh, I hope Appu has learned his lesson.
04:26I am so sorry I ever dared question
04:30the wisdom and strength
04:32of the United States of America.
04:34Damn straight!
04:36Yee-haw!
04:38Uh-oh!
04:40J-Lo's new bow is a no-go on the phono,
04:42but taken from P.O.,
04:44her new line of day-glo-fago,
04:46will make fans say ho!
04:48And now we enter day three
04:50of our Kirsten Dunst headache watch.
04:52Kiki's representatives insist
04:54the megastar is just fine,
04:56but eyewitness accounts say otherwise.
04:58Kirsten Dunst in the duty-free store
05:00buying Tylenol.
05:02A lot of it.
05:04Even medical experts agree.
05:06Well, a headache could be indicative
05:07of a failed movie deal.
05:09Or possibly a pregnancy!
05:11Time now for celebrity birthdays.
05:13Different stroke star, Conrad Bain, is 82.
05:16Adult film star, Ron Jeremy, is 69.
05:19And comedy trailblazer Fatty Arbuckle is 118.
05:25At least he would be,
05:27if he wasn't f***ing worm food.
05:29In your face, Fatty Arbuckle,
05:31you fat, filthy f***, f***, f***, f***, f***.
05:35Finally tonight, the fans have been waiting
05:37for weeks to learn the winner of our
05:39Win Russell Crowe's Trash Contest.
05:42The grand prize goes to Mrs. Carmelita Kylo
05:45of Nyack, New York.
05:47It's here! It's here! It's here!
05:50It's here! It's here!
05:51Oh! Oh! They've got
05:52Janice Russell Crowe's underwear!
05:57Oh! Hallelujah!
06:05Hey! Hey! Hey! A little help?
06:11Ladies, can I interest you
06:13in some big balls?
06:15Awww! It's so ugly and fat!
06:20That's what I've been trying to tell ya!
06:22So, who does what now?
06:24I'm gonna f*** that pig!
06:30F*** that pig!
06:32Here I go, baby!
06:41Today, my son, you will become a man.
06:45You're gonna teach me how to kill, Papa?
06:47No more important than that.
06:49I'm going to teach you to poop on things.
06:52I'm ready, Papa! I had spicy sausage for breakfast!
06:56Oh, excellent!
06:58Now, who do you think will make your best target?
07:02On that man's head, Papa?
07:07No, son. Now that is too obvious. Pick again.
07:11In there, Papa?
07:14No, my son. For he is a child and children are innocent.
07:20On the expensive sports car, Papa?
07:25No, no. For it is white.
07:28And our poop would not show up well on it.
07:31Think harder, my son.
07:33Hmm.
07:41In there, Papa!
07:43Yes, yes, my son. Excellent! Excellent!
07:47Now, let me see what you can do.
07:49Okay.
07:59Did I do good, Papa?
08:02Yes.
08:03Yes, my son.
08:04You made me very proud.
08:08And come on!
08:09I mean, there can't just be one Kong.
08:12There's got to be others.
08:14I can't hear you on the side.
08:15You're not a monkey climbing over the wall!
08:21Excuse me.
08:23One side smurfing through.
08:25Papa Smurf needs to see me right away.
08:28Official business.
08:30Deuce.
08:33Papa Smurf! Papa Smurf!
08:35I smurfed here as fast as I could.
08:37Brainy!
08:39Baker Smurf has been murdered!
08:42B-b-b-how?
08:43I was right on the verge for a while.
08:57But then seeing you do it made me...
08:59Made me...
09:00Uh...
09:01Someone stuffed Baker with cream filling until he was ready to burst, then smurfed him at 350 degrees!
09:10This could not be more horrible.
09:19I stand corrected.
09:20What's going on, Rainy?
09:21It is my solemn duty to inform you...
09:26That Baker Smurf has been smurfed!
09:30Whoa!
09:31Whoa!
09:32More importantly, Papa Smurf has placed me in charge of the investigation.
09:39Papa Smurf is always right.
09:42And Papa Smurf knows I'm the most educated smurf, so it...
09:50Mother Smurfer!
09:52How do I never see that coming?
09:57You're the most likely suspect, Gargamel.
10:00Preposterous.
10:01I want to turn smurfs into gold, not kill them.
10:06I thought you wanted to eat the smurfs.
10:09Actually, I've never been all that clear on my motivations.
10:13At any rate, I just got back from Branson, so my alibi salad.
10:18If Gargamel didn't do it, who did?
10:21Brainy!
10:22There's been another murder!
10:27Jesus smurfing Christ!
10:30The comb is in his...
10:34And the lipstick is...
10:39I don't know why you can't look!
10:43Wait a minute.
10:44Baker Smurf was a fat-ass pig in life.
10:48And look how he died.
10:49Vanity was a primping, preening, pretty boy.
10:54Gluttony.
10:55Vanity.
10:56Lazy Smurf was horrifically mutilated in his barker lounger.
11:02Sloth!
11:03Our killer is mimicking the seven deadly sins!
11:07But what sins still remain?
11:10The sin of lust, for one.
11:12Papa! Brainy!
11:14Chronic Masturbator Smurf was just found with his wang chopped off
11:18and stuffed up his smurf hole.
11:21But we still don't have any suspects.
11:24Go get Smurfette.
11:25Maybe a little massage will help us concentrate.
11:28Happy ending?
11:30Happy ending.
11:34Smurfette?
11:36Hello?
11:44Smurfette, are you here?
11:46Oh, Brainy!
11:48Hi, Brainy!
11:50Hi!
11:51I...
11:52Oh no!
11:53Jokey!
11:54Your sick sense of humor.
11:57Your total disregard for Smurf safety.
12:02Your seven movie trading card collection.
12:07You're the killer!
12:08I got you a present!
12:10What's in the box, Jokey?
12:12What's in the box?
12:13What's in the box?
12:14It's a surprise!
12:19No!
12:21A smurfette!
12:23No!
12:27Surprise!
12:28What the f*** is wrong with you?
12:38Nice work, Brainy.
12:40Now we just gotta find her body.
12:45Just because you're a headless corpse
12:47doesn't mean we can't have some fun, Smurfette.
12:50You're a fat!
12:51Hee hee hee hee hee!
13:20Mwak! Mwak! Mwk!
13:21Mwk!
13:22Mwk!
13:23F***.
13:41Stupid monkey.